1 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:16,027 - Decoy? Decoy? - I did warn you. 2 00:00:16,054 --> 00:00:17,725 After you threw me off the bike. 3 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:20,129 So less a warning than an assignment. 4 00:00:20,162 --> 00:00:22,300 God, I've always wanted to throw him off something. 5 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:24,170 - What's it like? - Surprisingly easy. 6 00:00:24,203 --> 00:00:26,509 You're easy! Wait, no. 7 00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:28,747 You're whatever's sexually undesirable 8 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,517 due to untrustworthiness. 9 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:32,788 Like my tennis coach who, turns out, is married. 10 00:00:32,821 --> 00:00:34,057 I don't see the problem. 11 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:35,661 You still got away from the police. 12 00:00:35,694 --> 00:00:38,098 And then got tranqed by the international jewel thieves 13 00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:39,669 we're supposed to be taking down. 14 00:00:39,702 --> 00:00:42,073 Yeah, and they didn't use the good stuff either. 15 00:00:42,106 --> 00:00:45,079 My point is, this is all part of the plan. 16 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:49,154 Yeah, and, um, what part of the plan comes 17 00:00:49,187 --> 00:00:51,492 after being chained by our feet to the ceiling of a sea cave? 18 00:00:53,355 --> 00:00:54,457 The fun part. 19 00:01:26,918 --> 00:01:30,539 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 20 00:01:36,904 --> 00:01:38,508 Easy, Lillian Leitzel. 21 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:41,191 Excuse me for not wanting to die dangling. 22 00:01:41,224 --> 00:01:42,761 Oh, yeah, much better to die 23 00:01:42,794 --> 00:01:45,716 swinging back and forth like a rummy old piñata. 24 00:01:45,727 --> 00:01:47,602 No one's going to die! 25 00:01:48,372 --> 00:01:50,976 But we will drown if we're not free in a few minutes. 26 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:53,860 So, Zara, what exactly is your plan? 27 00:01:53,893 --> 00:01:55,930 Because so far, it's... 28 00:01:55,963 --> 00:01:57,898 Rob a probably innocent man, 29 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,180 then rob a definitely innocent museum... 30 00:02:00,232 --> 00:02:01,736 Get tranquilized, 31 00:02:01,769 --> 00:02:04,206 then hang upside down in a cave. 32 00:02:04,217 --> 00:02:05,387 The plan's actually too intense 33 00:02:05,398 --> 00:02:06,968 for your aging brain to understand, 34 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:08,717 but we're waiting on step 3 of 12. 35 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,371 14, if they have guard dogs. 36 00:02:10,382 --> 00:02:11,778 Seriously? 37 00:02:11,789 --> 00:02:13,425 - Seriously? - Problem? 38 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,564 "I have a plan, but I can't share it," 39 00:02:15,575 --> 00:02:18,180 is exactly what people say when they don't have a plan 40 00:02:18,191 --> 00:02:19,393 and hope it all works out. 41 00:02:19,404 --> 00:02:20,529 Wonder why you know that. 42 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,176 We all know why I know that! 43 00:02:22,187 --> 00:02:24,491 The difference is, I actually have a plan. 44 00:02:24,502 --> 00:02:26,120 - Trust me. - I don't. 45 00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:27,475 You're a loose cannon. 46 00:02:27,486 --> 00:02:29,547 You're kind of also a loose cannon, bud. 47 00:02:29,558 --> 00:02:32,419 Exactly, and you can't have two loose cannons on one ship. 48 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:33,600 They'd smash everything. 49 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,187 Yeah, as opposed to one loose cannon. 50 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:38,439 I feel like "loose cannon" is never used as a positive. 51 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,341 Really? Because people call me one all the time. 52 00:02:40,352 --> 00:02:41,855 And you think that's a compliment. 53 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:43,372 Obviously. 54 00:02:43,383 --> 00:02:45,304 And now we know you're not the subtext cannon. 55 00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:46,915 Said the stupid cannon. 56 00:02:46,926 --> 00:02:49,464 New plan, and I can share it. 57 00:02:49,498 --> 00:02:50,700 I'm saving the day. 58 00:02:52,369 --> 00:02:54,708 "And why does that require you to be barefoot?" 59 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,478 she asked, barely caring. 60 00:02:56,512 --> 00:02:58,750 It's not my feet. It's my shoe. 61 00:02:58,783 --> 00:03:01,115 I made Krieger install an emergency phone 62 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:03,574 - the week I joined the agency. - Ugh. Why? 63 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:05,589 Because it felt like something a spy would have! 64 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:08,114 And guess what. It is. 65 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:09,827 Because I have it. 66 00:03:12,679 --> 00:03:14,526 Well, you're finally using the shoe phone. 67 00:03:14,537 --> 00:03:16,560 It's about time. Does it stink? 68 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,612 Shut up, Krieger. Listen, trace my call. 69 00:03:18,623 --> 00:03:21,261 The moron Interpol agent got us captured. 70 00:03:21,294 --> 00:03:24,602 Well, according to your shoe, you're on an island in Greece. 71 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:26,404 Ooh, also according to your shoe, 72 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:27,674 you're pigeon-toed. 73 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,545 - We're in Greece? - Jelly. 74 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,736 So anything else? 75 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:32,350 Organize a rescue, God damn it! 76 00:03:32,361 --> 00:03:33,564 Oh, shit. 77 00:03:33,575 --> 00:03:36,715 Congratulations on your daring robberies. 78 00:03:36,726 --> 00:03:39,231 You have the attention of the Vanguard. 79 00:03:39,242 --> 00:03:41,414 But we only need one new member, 80 00:03:41,425 --> 00:03:44,665 so we will let the tide decide. 81 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,979 I'll be back in an hour. 82 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:48,817 You forgot to say, "Any questions?" 83 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:50,345 To which I would say, "Lots." 84 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,529 Like, do you wash these chains between guests? 85 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:55,919 Because salt water isn't enough to get them clean. 86 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:59,278 Oh, please, salt water works fine on blood. 87 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:01,431 It's rust you gotta worry about. 88 00:04:04,503 --> 00:04:06,574 - Ahh. - Damn. 89 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:07,977 Way to go, Zara. 90 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:09,480 Ah! 91 00:04:09,513 --> 00:04:10,883 You couldn't have done that earlier? 92 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,848 Like before I got this inversion erection? 93 00:04:12,859 --> 00:04:13,995 I don't think that's a thing. 94 00:04:14,028 --> 00:04:16,066 Then explain why I have one! 95 00:04:16,099 --> 00:04:18,337 Step three was waiting for them to leave us alone 96 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:20,542 so we'd have more time to infiltrate the facility. 97 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:22,579 There was a step three! 98 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:23,982 No, there wasn't! 99 00:04:23,993 --> 00:04:26,228 She's just doing things and calling them steps. 100 00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:27,978 - Says the guy doing nothing. - Am I? 101 00:04:27,989 --> 00:04:30,060 Or am I on step one of kicking your ass? 102 00:04:30,093 --> 00:04:31,731 Eh, still looks like nothing. 103 00:04:31,764 --> 00:04:32,866 Do you want me to get you down? 104 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:35,839 No. Like my erection, I will handle this myself. 105 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,954 Look, our goal is to take down the Vanguard leader, 106 00:04:38,009 --> 00:04:40,715 but he never leaves Vanguard's secret island headquarters, 107 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,927 and the only way to get here was to be recruited. 108 00:04:42,938 --> 00:04:45,263 But now we're locked in a quickly flooding cave. 109 00:04:45,274 --> 00:04:47,094 Are we? 110 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:48,430 Was that... 111 00:04:48,441 --> 00:04:50,511 - Step four, baby. - Not a step. 112 00:04:50,522 --> 00:04:52,126 See you after we accomplish the mission! 113 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:53,741 Not if I see you first 114 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,947 but after I accomplish the mission with my plan. 115 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:57,960 Yeah, good luck with that. 116 00:04:57,971 --> 00:05:01,011 She said with obvious jealousy. 117 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,098 Okay, my plan. 118 00:05:03,109 --> 00:05:05,052 My plan, 119 00:05:05,063 --> 00:05:09,773 of which step one is... 120 00:05:09,806 --> 00:05:12,813 Utilize a friendly turtle! 121 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,451 Which takes us to step two. 122 00:05:15,484 --> 00:05:17,121 Thoughts? 123 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,117 I've got good news and bad news, people. 124 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:21,129 What about spooky news? 125 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:23,579 Ooh, you never hear about spooky news. 126 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,862 - Right? - Ugh, tell me the bad news. 127 00:05:25,873 --> 00:05:28,044 Well, the good news is, the shoe phone worked great. 128 00:05:28,143 --> 00:05:30,201 And it gives me hope for my next invention, 129 00:05:30,212 --> 00:05:31,873 the brain parasite phone. 130 00:05:31,884 --> 00:05:33,554 Krieger, the bad news. 131 00:05:33,587 --> 00:05:35,024 - The team was captured. - What? 132 00:05:35,057 --> 00:05:36,931 Oh, wait, there's more good news. 133 00:05:36,942 --> 00:05:38,052 They're in Greece. 134 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:39,700 How is that good news? 135 00:05:39,711 --> 00:05:41,515 Duh. It's olive season. 136 00:05:41,526 --> 00:05:42,817 Okay, we have to rescue them. 137 00:05:42,828 --> 00:05:43,964 You're all back on field duty. 138 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:45,745 Aww. Okay. 139 00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:47,761 Ugh, I guess I'll get my knives. 140 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:49,910 Wait, how are we gonna get there on such short notice? 141 00:05:49,987 --> 00:05:51,658 You gave away the private plane. 142 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:54,267 I gave away Robert's plane because we don't need it 143 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:56,141 or him or his stupid money. 144 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:58,103 There are other ways to travel. 145 00:05:58,308 --> 00:06:00,269 Four to Athens, please. 146 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,912 No, I don't wanna check my knives. 147 00:06:01,923 --> 00:06:05,299 I wanna carry them on the plane like a normal person! 148 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,529 Hey, Cyril, they still allow 149 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:10,055 biological weapons on planes, right? 150 00:06:10,066 --> 00:06:11,493 What? No! 151 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,155 Oh, really? 152 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:14,637 Well, I'll be right back. 153 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:19,112 I gotta say, Shelly, 154 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,915 for a slow, inevitable death jail, 155 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,719 this sea cave is pretty peaceful. 156 00:06:23,999 --> 00:06:25,570 But a way out would be nice. 157 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,201 Where are the others? 158 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,900 - Sharks? - There are no sharks in Greece. 159 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:31,537 There's sharks in the ocean. 160 00:06:31,548 --> 00:06:32,984 All the oceans are connected. 161 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:34,732 You're telling me a shark couldn't get to Greece? 162 00:06:34,743 --> 00:06:37,783 And get into this particular sea cave? 163 00:06:37,794 --> 00:06:39,465 Yeah, you've got a point there. 164 00:06:43,819 --> 00:06:45,620 Relax. I'm just trying to get your keys. 165 00:06:45,631 --> 00:06:47,502 But if you keep struggling... 166 00:06:49,706 --> 00:06:51,601 Hang on. Did you already drown? 167 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,090 It's been, like, ten seconds. 168 00:06:53,101 --> 00:06:54,641 Uh, note to Vanguard: 169 00:06:54,652 --> 00:06:56,609 the guy guarding the water jail should probably have 170 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,226 bigger lungs than a canary. 171 00:06:59,147 --> 00:07:00,455 Take care, Shelly. 172 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,539 And sorry for killing that guy in your cave. 173 00:07:03,687 --> 00:07:08,096 Vanguard leader, come out to play! 174 00:07:08,176 --> 00:07:09,546 Move, asshole. 175 00:07:09,557 --> 00:07:11,204 Oh, hey! You didn't drown. 176 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:13,020 And I drowned someone else. 177 00:07:13,031 --> 00:07:15,737 It's called going above and beyond, Zara. 178 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:17,562 Well, we're on step eight. 179 00:07:17,573 --> 00:07:19,511 See this guy's face? Step seven. 180 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:21,604 Well, call me Saul of Tarsus. 181 00:07:21,637 --> 00:07:23,641 Why, are you blinding magicians now? 182 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,690 No, you I'm a convert! 183 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:27,036 This woman has a plan. 184 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,729 She's like you, Archer, 185 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,713 if all the chaos and explosions and deaths were intentional. 186 00:07:31,724 --> 00:07:33,361 Everything I do is intentional. 187 00:07:33,372 --> 00:07:34,819 Remember when I crashed a space shuttle 188 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:35,965 and Ray was paralyzed? 189 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,736 - Vaguely. - Exactly. 190 00:07:37,769 --> 00:07:38,971 "Exactly" what? 191 00:07:38,982 --> 00:07:41,020 - He's even better now. - Says who? 192 00:07:41,031 --> 00:07:42,835 Well, if you're not, you should've said something. 193 00:07:42,846 --> 00:07:45,552 I complain literally all the time! 194 00:07:45,563 --> 00:07:47,845 Anyway, I'm gonna keep going on with the mission. 195 00:07:47,856 --> 00:07:49,170 Ha! 196 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:52,176 Tell me where your boss is, 197 00:07:52,187 --> 00:07:54,726 or I will give you a bright idea. 198 00:07:54,737 --> 00:07:56,608 Because of the light bulb in his brain. 199 00:07:56,611 --> 00:07:58,782 - Nice. - What boss? 200 00:07:58,815 --> 00:08:00,953 Your boss. The leader. 201 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,757 Of the Vanguard. 202 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,727 The Vanguard has no leader. 203 00:08:04,738 --> 00:08:06,476 What step is learning 204 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,072 your plan doesn't work? 205 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:11,398 But obviously, this is bad for the mission. 206 00:08:15,635 --> 00:08:17,040 Uh, getting dark in here. 207 00:08:17,051 --> 00:08:19,490 Yeah, two ways. 208 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:21,439 What do you mean the Vanguard has no leader? 209 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,421 We're nonhierarchical. 210 00:08:23,498 --> 00:08:24,882 Everyone is the leader. 211 00:08:24,893 --> 00:08:26,229 To wipe out the Vanguard, 212 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,608 you have to kill all 61 members. 213 00:08:28,619 --> 00:08:31,276 Technically 60. I accidentally drowned a guy. 214 00:08:31,287 --> 00:08:33,910 Maybe you know him? Bald? Lungs like a baby bird? 215 00:08:36,624 --> 00:08:38,996 Damn! And damn. 216 00:08:39,029 --> 00:08:41,634 - 59. So we're tied. - Not for long. 217 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:43,817 - It's not a contest! - But it could be. 218 00:08:43,828 --> 00:08:45,798 We've got a lot of Vanguard to take out. 219 00:08:45,809 --> 00:08:48,247 And an odd number. You know, to avoid ties. 220 00:08:48,302 --> 00:08:50,073 Yeah, 'cause that's the most important thing 221 00:08:50,084 --> 00:08:51,521 in a murder contest. 222 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,503 The murders were accidents, Ray. 223 00:08:53,514 --> 00:08:56,074 - This will be more like... - A concussion contest. 224 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:58,638 Exactly, but never finish my sentence again. 225 00:08:58,649 --> 00:09:00,906 It's on. Whoever knocks out the most guards 226 00:09:00,939 --> 00:09:02,610 is officially the loosest cannon. 227 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,614 - Loser is... - A normal lady cannon? 228 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:06,548 If that's the label you prefer. 229 00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:09,757 Wait, you're okay? 230 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,954 Nope. So that's two me, and... 231 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,536 All the rest me! 232 00:09:15,569 --> 00:09:18,166 Oh, good, another mission based on spite. 233 00:09:18,177 --> 00:09:19,744 I know! 234 00:09:19,903 --> 00:09:21,536 Wait, was that sarcasm? 235 00:09:21,547 --> 00:09:22,705 I'm thrilled. 236 00:09:22,716 --> 00:09:24,753 A rescue mission on a commercial plane 237 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,000 with checked guns 238 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:27,548 to save agents who failed to accomplish 239 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,062 our first mission for Interpol, 240 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:31,779 thus putting the entire future of this agency in jeopardy. 241 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,292 Also, the moron in front of me 242 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:35,174 leaned his seat all the way back! 243 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,166 Hey, I'm just exercising my right to recline. 244 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,895 And your right to suck. 245 00:09:39,906 --> 00:09:41,577 I am calling the flight attendant. 246 00:09:41,654 --> 00:09:44,226 Fine, go crying to your sky mom. 247 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:45,963 I just wanted to do things differently, you know, 248 00:09:45,996 --> 00:09:47,322 be the steady hand in the office, 249 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,646 but instead, here I am, 250 00:09:48,657 --> 00:09:49,993 first mission in charge, back in the field. 251 00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:51,240 Maybe I can't leave. 252 00:09:51,251 --> 00:09:53,065 I mean, Archer doesn't work well on his own. 253 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:54,814 - Are you okay? - No. 254 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:56,963 My submarine has bigger seats than this! 255 00:09:57,018 --> 00:09:59,729 I asked you to charter us a private plane. 256 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:02,084 And I thought flying commercial would be funny! 257 00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:04,066 They actually give you peanuts. 258 00:10:04,099 --> 00:10:06,103 I thought that was some kind of weird joke. 259 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,240 Five perfectly good bioweapons 260 00:10:08,273 --> 00:10:09,977 thrown in a public trash can. 261 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,583 They should be in a terrorist's trash can! 262 00:10:12,616 --> 00:10:15,382 Stop saying those words on a plane. 263 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:16,947 Sir, I'm gonna need you 264 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,105 to come with me to the back of the plane. 265 00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:20,821 Ooh, upgrade. 266 00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:25,742 I'll save your peanuts for later. 267 00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:30,886 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you gonna knock him out? 268 00:10:30,919 --> 00:10:32,288 No. 269 00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:34,359 I was going to knock him out. 270 00:10:34,393 --> 00:10:36,289 So you won't mind if I go after... 271 00:10:38,902 --> 00:10:41,237 The slowest, sickest guard on some future mission? 272 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:43,745 Not at all. 273 00:10:43,756 --> 00:10:46,194 You know, in a weird, accidental way, 274 00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:47,742 they're kind of a good team. 275 00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:03,184 Yeah, they're a regular Farrell and Balanchine. 276 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,321 Yeah, including the awkward age gap. 277 00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:08,384 Call it a tie? 278 00:11:09,062 --> 00:11:10,866 Hey, he was already unconscious! 279 00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:12,748 And excessive force is the tiebreaker. 280 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,264 Point Archer, which means... 281 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,473 I'm winning. 282 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:21,914 Damn, you guys have a cafeteria? 283 00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:24,698 We have to pay for our meals. 284 00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:26,953 I'm just saying, if the choice was between 285 00:11:26,964 --> 00:11:29,547 eating this meal and the plane crashing, 286 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,696 I would choose the plane crash. 287 00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:35,348 The chicken is very good. My compliments to the chef. 288 00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:37,798 Any chance the captain could speed this flight up? 289 00:11:37,853 --> 00:11:39,155 We're in a bit of a rush. 290 00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:43,341 Maybe stepping up to run the agency was the wrong move. 291 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:44,923 I mean, I thought being in the office would be 292 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,404 better for AJ, but not if I end up 293 00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:48,942 in the field every mission, and Cheryl, I need you to stop. 294 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,013 I need more room! 295 00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:52,783 This is like a plane for bugs! 296 00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:54,687 Ma'am, just a reminder 297 00:11:54,698 --> 00:11:57,003 that the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. 298 00:11:57,058 --> 00:11:59,356 Just a reminder that I don't care. 299 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:01,456 Ma'am, I need you to calm down. 300 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:03,953 You are alarming the other passengers. 301 00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:06,065 Well, they should be alarmed, because I'm gonna buy this plane 302 00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:07,178 and crash it into the ground 303 00:12:07,211 --> 00:12:08,878 where all the other poor people live. 304 00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:11,761 The sky is for the rich, you fucking bugs! 305 00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:25,916 25. 306 00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:27,118 21. 307 00:12:27,151 --> 00:12:29,189 26 and 27. 308 00:12:29,222 --> 00:12:31,193 Ugh, 21 again. 309 00:12:31,226 --> 00:12:33,865 Get your own. 310 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:36,738 I'm not the one who needs to lay off the carbs. 311 00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:38,853 Ha! Oh, now we're body-shaming? 312 00:12:38,864 --> 00:12:41,837 Call it body-constructive criticism. 313 00:12:41,914 --> 00:12:44,352 Same side, assholes! 314 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,671 - Pam, stop. - What? 315 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:48,929 We need an odd number of guards. 316 00:12:48,962 --> 00:12:51,343 If you knock one out, Zara and I might tie. 317 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,705 Come on. Seriously? 318 00:12:55,887 --> 00:12:58,793 Hey, uh, before we do this, one question. 319 00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:00,796 Is anyone out sick today? 320 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:07,231 What is happening? We landed an hour ago. 321 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,412 Excuse me. 322 00:13:08,423 --> 00:13:10,159 Lana, we're not supposed 323 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,352 to take off our seat belts until we're at the gate. 324 00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:13,800 And the gate is right there. 325 00:13:13,811 --> 00:13:15,509 Do they not know this is a rescue mission? 326 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,187 On a commercial flight? Huh. How would they not? 327 00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:19,675 Are they leaving? 328 00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:21,326 Hey! Hey! 329 00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:23,667 You have a plane full of people here! 330 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,969 Ma'am, it's not yet safe to stand. 331 00:13:26,002 --> 00:13:28,040 Oh, not safe? Why? 332 00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:30,757 Are we in danger of running into one of the zero employees 333 00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:32,059 currently helping out there? 334 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,710 - Ma'am... - Oh, do not "ma'am" me. 335 00:13:34,721 --> 00:13:36,813 I have jumped out of planes over war zones 336 00:13:36,824 --> 00:13:38,762 with a parachute made from a negligee. 337 00:13:38,773 --> 00:13:40,276 I think I'll be fine crossing the tarmac 338 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,290 at Baklava International Airport. 339 00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:43,805 Don't you dare come at me with that ta... 340 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,534 Ah, will you look at that? An eye massager. 341 00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:55,395 What'll they think of next? 342 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,014 How many is that? 343 00:14:05,047 --> 00:14:07,085 Uh, little busy avoiding death 344 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,663 and not being able to fight back. 345 00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:11,427 Well, I count 30! 346 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,796 Same. 347 00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:15,836 Ah! Damn it! 348 00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:20,044 - Seriously? - That face belongs to my fist! 349 00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:22,348 - I could also just leave. - No! 350 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:30,186 50 on Archer, but 20 on Zara to break one of his arms. 351 00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:32,469 Ugh, who puts olives in lasagna? 352 00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:33,708 They are in season. 353 00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:39,373 Enough. 354 00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,919 Uh, can whatever this is wait 355 00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:42,856 until I knock out this terrified man? 356 00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:44,393 I'm afraid not. 357 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,231 I'm the Warden, leader of the Vanguard. 358 00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:49,002 - Wha... - Ugh! 359 00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,992 Sorry, it's not you. 360 00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:53,605 It's just, now there is an even number. 361 00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:01,259 Look at us. Tied with our own zips. 362 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,747 Ugh, don't remind me... of the tie. 363 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,134 It's 30 to 30. 364 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,466 Is that seriously what you're thinking about right now? 365 00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:09,175 I mean... yes? 366 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,163 You know, I'm beginning to think 367 00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:13,885 you're not aspiring new recruits. 368 00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:15,989 We are, but she's a spy. 369 00:15:16,022 --> 00:15:17,926 Ugh, we're all spies. 370 00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:19,284 Is this still part of your plan? 371 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:21,401 "Plan" in massive air quotes. 372 00:15:21,412 --> 00:15:24,183 Pretty sure y'all's little competition derailed the plan. 373 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:25,898 - Or did it? - It did. 374 00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:27,355 - I derailed you. - Ha! 375 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:29,337 So you admit there was a plan to derail. 376 00:15:29,348 --> 00:15:31,264 No! Uh, shit. Hang on, I... 377 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,426 Do I have your attention? 378 00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:35,473 Not really, no. 379 00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,099 Have you ever heard that you catch 380 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,447 more flies with honey? 381 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,613 Oh, right in the same hole! 382 00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:43,301 Probably just luck. 383 00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:44,321 Oh! 384 00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:46,049 It's not luck. 385 00:15:46,082 --> 00:15:48,364 Same hole again. This guy's good. 386 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,379 Okay. You have his attention. 387 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,963 Still can't believe you're not nonhierarchical. 388 00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:55,034 A lie for my protection. 389 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,171 If no one believes there's a leader, 390 00:15:57,204 --> 00:15:59,342 there's no leader to find. 391 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,213 But, you know, someone has to write the checks 392 00:16:01,246 --> 00:16:02,983 and decide which holidays to take off. 393 00:16:03,016 --> 00:16:04,713 Oh, we've got someone like that. 394 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:06,223 She's, uh, new at the job, 395 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,560 but feel confident saying she's bad at it. 396 00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:10,619 It's certainly not going to help 397 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:13,269 that she's lost an entire team. 398 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,640 What? What? What? What? 399 00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:18,362 Why tie us up if you're just gonna shoot us right way? 400 00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:20,746 Why give 60 men concussions? 401 00:16:20,757 --> 00:16:23,763 You have your process, and I have mine. 402 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,417 Wait! Are you really the leader of the Vanguard? 403 00:16:26,428 --> 00:16:27,852 - Yes. - But really? 404 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:28,965 Really, really? 405 00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:30,918 - Yes. - Great. 406 00:16:32,085 --> 00:16:33,456 What the hell just happened? 407 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,561 - Is that... - Step 12. 408 00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:36,921 Archer has a shoe phone. 409 00:16:36,932 --> 00:16:38,304 I have a shoe gun. 410 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,512 Seems more useful. 411 00:16:39,523 --> 00:16:43,372 Oh, also, that's 31 to 30, so I win. 412 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:44,753 Step 12? 413 00:16:44,764 --> 00:16:47,639 I thought we were still on step nine! 414 00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:50,701 Zara, I'm gonna tell you what I told the dry cleaner 415 00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:53,166 who got yuzu off my yukata: 416 00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:55,699 - you might be a genius. - Yeah, you might... 417 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,180 Warden down. 418 00:16:57,191 --> 00:17:00,892 Vanguard base to self-destruct in five minutes. 419 00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:03,705 The base explodes if the Warden dies? 420 00:17:03,738 --> 00:17:07,044 Does the new leader have to build a completely new base? 421 00:17:07,077 --> 00:17:08,448 I'm a little more concerned 422 00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:10,284 about how we're all tied to chairs 423 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,422 in a building that's about to explode. 424 00:17:12,455 --> 00:17:14,660 So, genius, what part of the plan is this? 425 00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:16,129 Technically, the plan only went up 426 00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:17,666 to killing the leader of the Vanguard, 427 00:17:17,699 --> 00:17:21,139 so I guess the plan is to blow up in five minutes. 428 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,409 New plan. 429 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,513 Hope that the shoe phones are waterproof. 430 00:17:27,284 --> 00:17:28,721 - Archer. - You'll have to speak up. 431 00:17:28,754 --> 00:17:31,159 I'm calling on a long-distance shoe. 432 00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:32,429 We'll be there in five minutes. 433 00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:33,698 Although, full disclosure, 434 00:17:33,731 --> 00:17:35,301 the airline lost our bags, 435 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,952 so we don't have any weapons or beach clothes. 436 00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:39,801 Uh, additional full disclosure, 437 00:17:39,812 --> 00:17:41,313 we're blowing up in four minutes. 438 00:17:41,346 --> 00:17:42,348 - What? - Okay, tell them 439 00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:43,585 we have one knife. 440 00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:45,154 Oh, where did you get that? 441 00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,459 - Uh, I brought it? - On the plane? 442 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,472 It's ceramic. 443 00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,219 Lana, in case we explode, 444 00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:52,750 I want you to know, I've never respected... 445 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,331 Archer? Archer. 446 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:55,712 The battery must be dead. 447 00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:57,828 I told him I could've fit more batteries 448 00:17:57,839 --> 00:17:59,509 in a kitten heel. 449 00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,422 On the bright side, now that we're tied to chairs 450 00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:03,925 instead of a cave ceiling, 451 00:18:03,936 --> 00:18:06,753 I can move close enough to do this. 452 00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:09,557 Do what? Kick the air near me? 453 00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:10,964 You know that wasn't my intent! 454 00:18:10,975 --> 00:18:12,230 Fight toward an exit. 455 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,045 We've got three minutes. 456 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,062 All you'd have to do is sit here, 457 00:18:17,073 --> 00:18:20,448 and you'd never have to deal with any of them ever again. 458 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,299 And miss all that good TV? 459 00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:25,769 No. 460 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,112 Whoa! 461 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,086 Just let me go first! 462 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:52,791 I'd rather die. 463 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,662 - You're about to. - You don't know my explosion tolerance! 464 00:18:55,673 --> 00:18:57,443 Grudge later, you dicks. 465 00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:02,564 Oh, thank God. I'm so glad to see you. 466 00:19:04,872 --> 00:19:07,543 31! We tied. 467 00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,683 Oh, thank God. We're not too late. 468 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:16,481 Not too late for what, s'mores? 469 00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:18,329 Oh, my God. 470 00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:20,299 They're... they're gone. 471 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,148 They're... they're really gone. 472 00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:24,404 If we can find even a shred of DNA, 473 00:19:24,415 --> 00:19:26,256 I can bring them back. 474 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,704 In the bodies of dogs. 475 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,407 Any dog you want. 476 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,662 Collies, Labradors, pugs. 477 00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:32,809 Look! 478 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,282 How do I keep forgetting I can do that? 479 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,755 Because you don't want to admit to yourself 480 00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,002 that you're an abomination? 481 00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:49,803 Oh, there it is. 482 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,829 - Lana Kane. - Zara Kahn. 483 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,678 So the leader of the Vanguard is dead. 484 00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:55,314 Their facility is destroyed. 485 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,943 I believe Interpol would consider that a mission accomplished. 486 00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,423 Congratulations. 487 00:19:59,456 --> 00:20:02,396 And better luck next time, lady cannon. 488 00:20:02,429 --> 00:20:04,667 Uh, more like same luck this time. 489 00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:05,813 I got the final guard on the way out, 490 00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,839 which means we tied. What do you say to that? 491 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,412 Step 5B: provide a metaphorical fig leaf 492 00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:12,618 for your limp, wilting ego. 493 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,154 There were sub-steps? 494 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:17,202 There were sub-steps. 495 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:19,284 Uh, what's happening on this mission? 496 00:20:19,361 --> 00:20:21,867 A commercial airline made a powerful enemy. 497 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,604 Your attitude was tanking the mission, 498 00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:25,495 so I gave you a goal to get you in line. 499 00:20:25,506 --> 00:20:26,943 It's not a contest! 500 00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:28,551 But it could be. 501 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,763 You thought you were proving you were a loose cannon. 502 00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:33,646 I had you tied down the whole time. 503 00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:36,329 No, that's... I... this doesn't make you the loose cannon! 504 00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:37,991 Oh, I'm not a loose cannon. 505 00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:40,905 I'm more a shotgun filled with scalpels. 506 00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,308 Ooh, I'm getting one of those. 507 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,747 How have I not made one of those? 508 00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:48,187 Hmm, maybe I don't need to go back in the field after all. 509 00:20:48,198 --> 00:20:49,512 How would you like a new job? 510 00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:50,827 Would I have to relocate? 511 00:20:50,838 --> 00:20:52,651 - I'm based in Europe. - Oh. Uh... 512 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:55,014 And if I do relocate, is there a moving stipend? 513 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:56,626 Also, am I under a fixed contract? 514 00:20:56,637 --> 00:20:58,340 Who deals with my migration status? 515 00:20:58,373 --> 00:21:00,210 And if I quit, do I get to keep the stipend? 516 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:01,988 Uh, sure that we can do, um... 517 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,218 No! I'm fucking with you. 518 00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,755 I've been looking for a new challenge, 519 00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:08,109 and you seem like a better boss than those Interpol pricks. 520 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,801 But I want what Archer makes, plus $1. 521 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,368 Wha... on what basis? 522 00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:14,372 On the basis that I was the best at Interpol. 523 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,886 I'll be the best at whatever you guys are. 524 00:21:16,897 --> 00:21:19,650 - Deal. You are hired. - What? 525 00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:21,554 You know, I sort of liked flying commercial. 526 00:21:21,587 --> 00:21:23,424 There was more bondage than I expected. 527 00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:24,826 What just happened? 528 00:21:24,837 --> 00:21:26,841 I think you just got a new partner 529 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,257 who technically makes more than you. 530 00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,538 Like I care. 531 00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:32,168 Cyril, do you think she knows I don't care? 532 00:21:32,179 --> 00:21:34,294 - I don't know. - Well, she needs to, 533 00:21:34,305 --> 00:21:36,505 because I don't. 534 00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,085 Zara? 535 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:39,766 Zara? 536 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,770 Zara! 537 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:49,595 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 538 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:06,485 Made in Georgia.