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Ah!
Can you not do that?
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Can't not.
Won't not.
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Time can eat a rack of balls.
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So this is immediately grim.
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But to cheer everyone up,
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I decided to get you all
a Friday smoothie.
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- Yay.
- And then I thought
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it would be hard to carry them all,
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so I decided to tell you I forgot.
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But then, uh,
I forgot to do that.
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Huh, no return address.
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- Yeah, it's a trap.
- Clearly a trap.
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Ooh, do we think it's
maybe time to test my
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roof catapult and
motion-tracking autocannon?
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Or is it definitely time?
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Let's shoot some box-skeet!
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Yeah! Though we should probably
call it something else.
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Guys? Guys?
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You guys hear that,
or do they just go
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super hard at the smoothie place?
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I don't hear anything. Roof gun?
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Guys, can you not
blow up the box?
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'Cause I'm almost
out of power here.
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Barry?
Thank Cyborg Jesus.
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You're alive?
Why are you in a box?
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Ooh.
Oh, God, thank you.
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Uh, yeah, kind of a long story.
Um, whoops.
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Sorry, still not great
with the operating
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the, uh, whole fridge thing.
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Now, that's what I call a cold open.
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- Who's that for?
- Ha-cha-cha-cha.
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sync & correction by f1nc0
-- Addic7ed.com --
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So what I'm getting
is that this mini-fridge
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- is a friend of yours?
- Yeah, Barry, what's the deal here?
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Wait, are we
in the break room?
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I know you've got other outlets.
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Yeah, we thought you'd be
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more comfortable in here
with your kind.
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Unless that's appliance racist,
if that's a thing.
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If you have to ask,
then it definitely is.
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Oh, loosen up.
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Ow.
Hey, do that one more time.
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- Ow!
- Let's all just chill.
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- Nice, appliance racist.
- So he said, moving this along,
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remember how me and Other Barry
were trapped in the same body?
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And I told you
how to shut me down,
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basically saving your lives
by sacrificing myself?
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Seriously? Come on.
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I cannot believe I have
to remind you about this.
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If anything,
it was the scientist guy
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who sacrificed himself.
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Colt!
And he was my best friend.
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Aw, during our tearful goodbye,
he told me that I should...
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Oh, come...
whose story is this?
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Anyhoo, the electrical surge
somehow let me reach out
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and find
this Wi-Fi-enabled fridge
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and transfer my consciousness.
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But by the time I got it running...
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Hey, guys, I'm alive.
Cool.
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Once they cleared the rubble,
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I took remote control of
a forklift and carried myself out.
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But my powers were limited,
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so I ended up
in a college dorm room.
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Oh, you're not
gonna clean that up?
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Then I was a prop
on a fetish porn set.
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You're not gonna clean that up?
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But now I'm... h-hey,
that's really distracting.
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Oh, damn.
I really wanted that.
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- You're not gonna clean that up?
- Is that a real question?
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Hold on. This refrigerator
person is scientifically
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and philosophically earth-shattering.
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- She's new.
- So you did it once.
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Can't you transfer
into something else?
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No, I can't.
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Think it had something to do
with the power surge.
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Not to worry, I'll figure
it out, no matter how many
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human-animal hybrids we have
to sacrifice to get there.
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Yeah, don't let him
ever touch me.
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Yeah, that's pretty much
the consensus around here.
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Well, unfortunately, there's
no time anyway, because...
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Other Barry's back?
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I picked up some ripples
out there in the ether,
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and yes, Other Barry
must have gotten out like me.
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Or he was resurrected or some
friggin' thing. But he's back.
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Can we please take
a step back here?
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Human-scale artificial
intelligence actually exists.
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More like arti-fridgal
intelligence.
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- Yes.
- Ah, nice.
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- Sometimes they just come to me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very nice.
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But how can we continue
as before
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knowing that the next stage
of consciousness is nigh?
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More like arti-fridgal
intelligence.
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Sti... still
really, really good.
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OK, we've got a little more
of a handle on this.
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- Krieger?
- So something is drawing
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huge amounts of power
from the Hoover Dam.
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Luckily, I'm pretty good
at power tracing
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because I siphon off the grid,
like, all the time.
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- But not to here, right?
- That feels like a trick question.
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- Which part?
- The question part?
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Anyway, it's going
to Yucca Mountain.
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The government started
building a permanent nuclear
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waste storage site there,
but it was never completed.
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Where do they
put the waste now?
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- Neh, just around.
- Fantastic country you've got here.
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Yeah, it's too bad we don't
live on the soggy remains
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- of a crumbled empire.
- Give it time.
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Other Barry is building
something big.
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Been a lot of chatter in the
black market contractor world.
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- Great. So now there's evil plumbers?
- Always have been.
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Think the Roman Empire
had lead pipes on accident?
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Uh, yes?
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- So naive. Goth plumbers.
- Cool!
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- Not that kind.
- Aw.
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Yucca strike team is Archer,
Pam, Cyril, and Krieger.
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- Wait, you're not coming?
- Definitely not the first time
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- you've used that phrase.
- Ice cold.
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It's OK when I say it.
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Lana, I'm not sure
what credentials I lack here
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other than some kind of minimum
blood alcohol level...
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- You have to stay committed.
- ...but I respectfully request
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to join the mission, or else you
will look like a complete numpty!
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To continue, Zara, you will join
Ray and me on a linked mission.
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Withdrawn.
Forget I said that.
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The main power line to Yucca
was buried to prevent sabotage.
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Years later, when the project
was abandoned,
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an office building was built
over the access point.
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Whatever doom machine
he's got in there,
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it looks like it's protected by
some kind of high-energy field.
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I'm gonna say a laser matrix but
just because those are fun words.
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My team will cut the power
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- to disable the, uh...
- Laser matrix!
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Sure. Then you'll destroy Barry
and his death machine.
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Any questions?
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Uh, yeah. Why is Krieger
holding a bowl of eggs?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
this was a lunch meeting.
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Well, let me just put these...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What... what are you doing, chief?
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Are those peeled, uncovered
hard-boiled eggs?
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Does it help
if they're not bird eggs?
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Well, at least it doesn't look
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exactly like the yawning maw
of death itself.
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Well, at least if I die,
I'll be able to put down
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- this damn refrigerator.
- I'm not a damn refrigerator.
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I'm a highly evolved
sentient life-form.
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Yeah, in a damn refrigerator.
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- Hey, man. What's up?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just mentally preparing.
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I'm not sure if you noticed,
Pam, but Other Barry
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tends to beat the ever-living
shit out of me all the time.
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- We're here to help, buddy.
- Thanks, home appliance.
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But I might feel better about
that if you had, you know,
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- arms or legs.
- Hey, I brought these for you.
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I got it from
my cool Aunt Gerty.
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She gave it to me right before
she got busted in Canada
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- for bootlegging cheese curds.
- Pam, these are great,
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but I'm not sure if they're enough.
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Wait, we do have a secret weapon!
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Barry, does Other Barry
have weaknesses
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- we can use to defeat him?
- Man, that's a great question.
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Why didn't I think of that?
Um, let me think.
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Uh...
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no.
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I need a break.
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Anyone else want
to carry this thing?
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Uh, have a name.
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Sorry, does anyone else
want to carry Dorkballs here?
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- Eh, you seem fine.
- Ray. Come in, Ray. You there?
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How's Yucca team doing?
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Great. Well, I assume.
You know, they're inside a mountain.
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There's not, like, a whole
bunch of reception in there.
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So while Zara and I
scout the target,
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you're not doing anything?
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Uh, reductive.
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But the whole reason
we're doing the mission today
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is 'cause they're having a party,
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so it should be easy
to sneak downstairs.
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Plus, do you really
need me monitoring
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how many of these tech bros
are looking at your yabos?
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It had better be all of them.
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- Although it is making it harder to sneak away.
- Oi, shit for brains,
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if I wanted to talk to you,
I still wouldn't.
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I'd go home
and stick my head in a blender
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for even thinking it.
Now, fuck off.
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If it'll make you feel
better, I will do a thorough scan.
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Nerd.
Nerd.
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Dork.
Geek.
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Nerd.
N... uh-oh.
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- What?
- Well... it's not great.
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So kind of a funny story.
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Ah!
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- Come on, Pam!
- I said I needed a break.
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And I said you looked fine.
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Why would you
mislead me like that?
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Don't worry, I got it, 'cause I
think these guys are... slipping.
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We need to throw the kitchen
sink at them or something bigger.
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Yeah, but, like, what...
no, no, no, no, no, no!
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- Cyril!
- What?
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- Do the one thing you actually do!
- Suppressing fire!
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Wait, no, no, no.
What... what are you...
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Just put me down!
Come on, man!
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Why are you mad?
You helped.
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Because I'm not bulletproof.
I took a hit to the compressor.
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I'm useless now!
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Don't say that.
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We need you for intelligence
on Other Barry.
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He doesn't know any of that.
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Oh, really?
So... what are we doing?
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Well, whenever I'm at my lowest,
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I always return
to one fundamental truth:
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at least I'm not Cyril.
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- Hey, I just did something!
- I'd call you a one-trick pony, Cyril,
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but ponies probably have better aim.
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- Uh, we really need to get going, guys.
- Ho-ho, I see.
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We... we're just gonna stop
before I can say
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that ponies can't hold guns
because of hooves!
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And off that devastating riposte...
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- Cyril, just grab Barry.
- Why me?
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Because you're the one
I can most reliably intimidate.
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I swear, one of these
days, I will show them all.
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- Yeah, I can, uh, hear you, buddy.
- Damn it.
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Man, these are
really substandard goons.
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I almost feel bad
kicking the snot out of them.
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- Almost.
- I don't get it.
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Why doesn't Other Barry
just make a bunch of copies
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- of himself to use as goons?
- Uh, guys, maybe because this.
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00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,979
Well, seems like
this particular Barry
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doesn't play well with others.
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So he's more evil now?
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00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,728
Huh, and from this equipment,
it looks like
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- he's experimenting with nanobots.
- Ugh, I hate nanobots.
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- Why?
- Too small.
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Guys, can you give me a sec?
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Yeah, no, yeah.
Take your time.
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I'd rather not be part of the group.
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Hey, I didn't make you
into a fridge.
238
00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:21,756
Did you make yourself
into a bitch?
239
00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:23,326
- Wow.
- I'm sorry.
240
00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:26,332
I'm just upset that I'm stuck
in this situation.
241
00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:29,037
Just not feeling
super useful, you know?
242
00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,370
I know what you mean.
243
00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:33,179
- I've been, uh...
- I'm a fridge, not a therapy couch.
244
00:11:33,212 --> 00:11:35,083
Why don't you skip
another leg day,
245
00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:36,820
then try to pick me up?
246
00:11:39,357 --> 00:11:41,462
So why don't you
skip another leg day,
247
00:11:41,496 --> 00:11:44,101
then try to pick me up?
Now, fuck off.
248
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,508
Zara, we're kind of
trying to blend in here.
249
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,910
Wouldn't rejecting these nerds
250
00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,179
be the kind of thing
they're used to?
251
00:11:50,212 --> 00:11:52,918
Bunch of rich pricks with wallets
where their cocks should be.
252
00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:54,989
Uh, what's going on with you?
253
00:11:55,022 --> 00:11:56,993
Nothing.
Why are you being weird?
254
00:11:58,295 --> 00:11:59,866
We've got an opening.
Let's go.
255
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,980
Damn it, those two bogies
are on your tail.
256
00:12:07,013 --> 00:12:08,850
How is that possible?
257
00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:10,219
How could Barry have known
we were coming?
258
00:12:10,252 --> 00:12:11,956
I don't know,
maybe he was detecting
259
00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:13,527
your weird mood swings
from space.
260
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,196
Right?
261
00:12:15,229 --> 00:12:17,868
I was right!
262
00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:20,941
It was a laser matrix.
263
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,979
Nice, we can get reception here.
264
00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:24,816
Ray, are they in position
for the power cut?
265
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:26,169
We need to place
these detonators,
266
00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:28,557
and the laser matrix is still up.
267
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,110
What?
You're already in position?
268
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,163
Uh, at the time we said, yes.
269
00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:34,001
You sure
your watch isn't fast?
270
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:36,973
Ray, this watch could survive a
fall from the Empire State Building
271
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,686
and still get me
to three tightly scheduled
272
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,113
group sex opportunities.
273
00:12:40,146 --> 00:12:41,883
And I know that
because I've done it.
274
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:44,071
- What is going on?
- Wait, was one of them on top
275
00:12:44,087 --> 00:12:45,390
of the Empire State Building?
276
00:12:45,423 --> 00:12:46,593
- Ray.
- You know what?
277
00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:48,106
Let me patch you through.
278
00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:49,832
Lana,
what the hell is going on?
279
00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,876
Oh, God, stairs.
280
00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:57,247
Ah!
281
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,600
What did...
what did you do to me?
282
00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:01,103
Nanobots.
283
00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:03,392
Jeez, you guys
were just talking about this.
284
00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:04,996
Friggin' pay attention.
285
00:13:05,029 --> 00:13:07,300
Hold up.
Why do you have a fridge?
286
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,473
Oh, gross! Hard-boiled
eggs without a cover.
287
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:12,878
What sort of person does that?
288
00:13:12,911 --> 00:13:16,151
Now I really am glad
I'm wiping out humanity.
289
00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:17,922
Well, you must've
done something.
290
00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:20,093
Otherwise, how would they know
we'd be here?
291
00:13:20,126 --> 00:13:21,863
How do I know?
Just fix it!
292
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:24,134
- So what? We just wait, then?
- I guess.
293
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,940
I was all worked up for some
kind of evil death robot fight.
294
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,910
Yeah, I mean, I brought
all this cool stuff.
295
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:32,952
Got circuit neutralizers,
handheld mini-EMPs, and this...
296
00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:34,922
oh, that's for something else.
297
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:36,475
Where have you been?
And where's Barry?
298
00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:39,966
- Guys, watch out!
- Watch out for what?
299
00:13:39,999 --> 00:13:42,036
You chose now to grow a spine?
300
00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:43,974
I didn't grow one.
I swear.
301
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,382
Ow! Hey, I'm not
a get-punched person.
302
00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:49,585
That's you guys.
303
00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:51,589
Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
304
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,629
Cyril, if you don't
stop this shit right now,
305
00:13:54,662 --> 00:13:58,235
I will rip off your ears
and staple them over your eyes.
306
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,440
Ah!
307
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,343
It's not my fault!
I got nanobotted!
308
00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:05,617
Yeah, and guess what.
309
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:08,489
Oh, it's... I guess
it's just what he said.
310
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:17,474
We ready?
Everyone locked down?
311
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:20,413
- Yep, we're all set.
- Great.
312
00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:23,185
Listen, I really
appreciate your work.
313
00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:26,559
Unfortunately, I'm going
to have to let you all go.
314
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,395
God damn it.
315
00:14:28,428 --> 00:14:31,301
I know. I know.
Nothing harder than this.
316
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:32,634
You'll get severance.
317
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,509
And if you need a letter
of recommendation...
318
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:37,581
yeah, I'm not doing any of that.
OK, let's start the show.
319
00:14:37,614 --> 00:14:41,388
And now I give you...
320
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:44,127
...the big plan.
321
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,398
Since when did you develop
a penchant for theater?
322
00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:49,070
Oh, I don't know,
since Aristophanes?
323
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:51,074
Humanity is wasted on humans.
324
00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,682
What is a robot?
325
00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:56,619
Well, to answer that,
we might have to ask,
326
00:14:56,652 --> 00:14:58,122
what is a person?
327
00:14:58,155 --> 00:15:00,393
I was born on a cold
winter night in January,
328
00:15:00,426 --> 00:15:02,297
squalling, red-faced,
329
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:05,571
spat out into the world
I didn't understand.
330
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,973
- Oh, my God.
- What?
331
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,977
He's doing a one-man show.
332
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,381
Oh, God.
Can't he just kill us?
333
00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:14,120
Could really use a power cut
right about now,
334
00:15:14,153 --> 00:15:16,024
he said to the air.
335
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,995
We are working on it!
336
00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:20,266
Why are you dicks
working for Barry?
337
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,103
You know he's just
gonna kill us all!
338
00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:25,042
I don't know who that is, lady.
We just want Zara.
339
00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:27,648
- She knows why.
- Care to explain?
340
00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:31,556
Well, that's a complicated
question, but... no.
341
00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:35,697
So by injecting nanobots into
people, I can control their actions
342
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,735
while leaving
their consciousness intact,
343
00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:40,373
making the result
even more horrific.
344
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,145
- It is quite awful.
- Shut up. No interrupting.
345
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,715
Now, uh, pretend to be a pigeon.
346
00:15:47,053 --> 00:15:48,389
Now he's got a limp.
347
00:15:48,422 --> 00:15:50,459
Uh-oh, and he's trying
to play basketball.
348
00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:55,336
Sorry, that was pretty funny.
349
00:15:55,369 --> 00:15:58,375
Wait, your plan is to inject
every person on Earth?
350
00:15:58,408 --> 00:16:01,448
That's a terrible plan.
I mean, think of the time commitment.
351
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,252
That's why it's not
the plan, dingus.
352
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,425
Cool!
353
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,431
I mean, this is terrible
and all, but game respect game.
354
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:11,536
Where did you get that curtain?
355
00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:14,307
Uh, regional theater
in, uh, Tallahassee.
356
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,247
Just retired math teacher
smell all over it.
357
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,484
Anyway, I'll... I'll drill down
to the water table
358
00:16:19,518 --> 00:16:21,488
and put these
in the water supply.
359
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,392
Should be able to get
to most of Las Vegas
360
00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:25,429
before anyone figures out
what's going on.
361
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,469
And then I'll have my army
to nanobot the world.
362
00:16:28,503 --> 00:16:32,210
- What's the radioactive waste for?
- Oh, it just helps.
363
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:34,998
Look, I may have come to
America to avoid some rather
364
00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:37,688
- significant gambling debts.
- That's not enough for them to...
365
00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:39,281
And then I tried
to assassinate the head
366
00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:40,459
of the gambling syndicate.
367
00:16:40,492 --> 00:16:42,092
And I heard they figured out
where I was,
368
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:45,269
- which is why I've been a bit edgy.
- Who the hell are you?
369
00:16:45,302 --> 00:16:47,675
I am great at holding it
together at work.
370
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:50,581
Fantastic, in fact.
Maybe the best ever.
371
00:16:50,614 --> 00:16:52,249
Not the time!
372
00:16:53,118 --> 00:16:56,826
But do I maybe have a few
impulse control problems? Yes!
373
00:16:56,859 --> 00:16:59,164
Was I a poor scholarship kid
at a posh school,
374
00:16:59,197 --> 00:17:00,667
so now I hate rich people
375
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,838
and tend to use violence
when they cross me?
376
00:17:06,244 --> 00:17:09,852
- But I am working on it!
- How hard?
377
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,290
Damn it,
I have to do something.
378
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,129
The only part of me
that moves is... wait a second.
379
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:19,772
Nice self-talk revelation, Barry.
You're doing it!
380
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,277
All right, let's get
this party started.
381
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:25,416
What the... a PIN?
I didn't create a PIN.
382
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:26,418
God damn it.
383
00:17:26,451 --> 00:17:28,489
Krieger, do you have something
that could get me out?
384
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,825
Nah, I don't think so, sorry.
385
00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:31,161
Ooh, wait,
do you mean something
386
00:17:31,194 --> 00:17:35,236
- like a directed acid cutter?
- Uh, yeah. Exactly that.
387
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:37,675
- How did you not bring that up?
- You know I'm an introvert!
388
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,377
Be careful!
389
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:40,747
It's single-use only.
390
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:43,746
Hey, Josh, what's up, man?
You didn't happen to put
391
00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:46,224
a PIN screen
into the mega-drill, did you?
392
00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:49,097
No, no, no, I agree.
Security is important.
393
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,734
But what is the number?
394
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,337
Hey, man,
maybe I should do this.
395
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,873
Feels like you don't
really want to.
396
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,113
I don't, but if someone's gonna
die at Other Barry's hands,
397
00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:59,351
it should be me.
398
00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:01,221
Uh, well, that's not very trusting.
399
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,660
So transferring
your severance now.
400
00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:06,599
Yeah, I'm very hurt
by this, all right?
401
00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:08,472
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
402
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:09,905
Well, it's a tough business.
403
00:18:09,938 --> 00:18:11,809
OK, goodbye.
Yeah, I said goodbye.
404
00:18:12,544 --> 00:18:14,515
What is that sound?
405
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:18,188
- Oh!
- Yes, this is still metal.
406
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:20,594
Seriously, I'm worried
about you. You can't win.
407
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:22,263
Is your brain just all wacked out
408
00:18:22,296 --> 00:18:24,416
from all those other times
I beat the shit out of you?
409
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,790
I don't need a robot's help
410
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:28,208
to have a messed-up brain,
all right?
411
00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:33,820
Yeah, but maybe
I'm just a giver, you know?
412
00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:36,559
- You should have told us!
- Well, I'm telling you now.
413
00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:38,796
I'm not very trusting.
414
00:18:39,598 --> 00:18:42,303
Well, let's work on that.
Run in that direction.
415
00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:43,540
And then what?
416
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:45,409
And what would you learn
if I told you?
417
00:18:45,442 --> 00:18:48,248
I would learn
if I should trust you.
418
00:18:48,281 --> 00:18:49,685
Take your time.
But you know what?
419
00:18:49,718 --> 00:18:52,591
I-I feel like we need
to up the ceremony here.
420
00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:54,194
Cyril, dance.
421
00:18:54,227 --> 00:18:55,897
Dance like you've never
danced before.
422
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:00,439
No, no, uh...
423
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,945
...I was hoping something more
with high kicks, maybe?
424
00:19:02,978 --> 00:19:04,815
This is humiliating.
425
00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:07,168
Well, at least
you have experience with that.
426
00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:08,957
You know, you can reference
your entire life.
427
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,529
Hey, only we get
to make fun of Cyril.
428
00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:13,148
Yeah, and it's the key to our
429
00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:16,304
- solidarity for some reason.
- Aw, thanks, guys.
430
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,453
What is that sound?
431
00:19:40,486 --> 00:19:44,327
- Ah!
- Yeah, go get him, Aunt Gerty!
432
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:51,241
Well, that was cute,
but now I'm going to kill you.
433
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:54,447
Fine, but if I die, let's
remember that I was right.
434
00:19:59,056 --> 00:20:01,394
God, seriously,
what is that sound?
435
00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:03,465
Die, you schizophrenic
son of a bitch!
436
00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,473
- Ah!
- Thanks, Lana. You were...
437
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,010
Shut up and attach the disruptor!
438
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:12,651
Here's Barry.
439
00:20:12,684 --> 00:20:16,424
Seriously? You tried to
kill me with a fridge?
440
00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:19,498
I'm a goddamn
technological marvel.
441
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:22,602
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
442
00:20:22,604 --> 00:20:24,007
Go, Fridge Barry, go!
443
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,047
Ah, you got a real pickle
on your hands, huh, Archer?
444
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,418
You kill me, you're gonna kill
your little buddy.
445
00:20:46,451 --> 00:20:48,554
- So what are you gonna do?
- Oh, shut up.
446
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,814
Barry?
Barry, are you still here?
447
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:09,030
Just kidding!
I'm still here, yes.
448
00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:10,767
- All right!
- Yes, Barry!
449
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,571
Wait, we could've
just taken this off
450
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,742
and not carried
that goddamn fridge around?
451
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,646
Welp, best not to think about it.
452
00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:17,799
Great work, everyone.
453
00:21:17,823 --> 00:21:21,622
Even if the only thing you did
was eat popcorn this whole time.
454
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,497
That is not true,
because at one point, I ran out.
455
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:28,035
And hey, I know it was hard
to say that back there,
456
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,838
but we all have our crap.
457
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,842
And honestly,
that's how we stick together.
458
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:35,482
By mercilessly mocking each other
in increasingly hurtful ways?
459
00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:37,608
Yeah. See, you get it.
460
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,631
- Thanks, Krieger.
- Yup, yup, yup.
461
00:21:42,664 --> 00:21:44,568
By the way, there are
literally millions
462
00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:48,610
of tiny dead robots floating
around in you right now, so...
463
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,379
drink lots of fluids?
464
00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:52,083
Um, I do have a question.
465
00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:54,889
You and Other Barry
have, like, died before.
466
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:58,796
Yeah, that's true.
So other than this fridge thing,
467
00:21:58,829 --> 00:22:00,767
who keeps bringing you guys back?
468
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,541
I don't know. I just
know that I woke up me again,
469
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,146
which must mean
I'm saved somewhere
470
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:10,119
by someone or something,
471
00:22:10,152 --> 00:22:14,127
maybe some artificial intelligence
aspiring to godhood.
472
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,801
Robots aren't supposed to dream,
but sometimes when I'm recharging,
473
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:20,472
in a ghostly vision,
I see myself coming back
474
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,544
over and over again,
475
00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:25,584
eternally recurring until this...
476
00:22:25,617 --> 00:22:27,521
...presence summons us both,
477
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,560
Barry and Other Barry,
at the end of the world.
478
00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:34,635
And we battle to either
destroy humanity or to save it.
479
00:22:34,668 --> 00:22:38,610
And in that dream, all I can
hear ringing in my ears
480
00:22:38,643 --> 00:22:42,551
is the mocking laughter of that...
481
00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:44,888
...that being.
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Or, you know,
could just be some dude.
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