1 00:00:11,285 --> 00:00:13,490 Ibiza is in shambles. 2 00:00:13,523 --> 00:00:16,529 Ever since this new highly addictive, uncut cocaine 3 00:00:16,562 --> 00:00:19,870 hit the streets, bars and clubs have become ghost towns. 4 00:00:19,903 --> 00:00:22,374 People only leave their rooms to get more drugs. 5 00:00:22,407 --> 00:00:26,282 ODs are through the roof. Ms. Kane, will you help us? 6 00:00:26,315 --> 00:00:28,353 Nina, rest assured, we will take care of it. 7 00:00:28,386 --> 00:00:32,261 We will not stop until Ibiza is 100% cocaine-free. 8 00:00:32,294 --> 00:00:36,002 Wow, ha, 100%. That number feels high? 9 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:38,674 High like too much or high like everyone in Ibiza? 10 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:41,847 Obviously, eliminating all drugs would be fantastic, 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,820 but these new drugs are first priority. 12 00:00:44,853 --> 00:00:48,660 After that, you could probably just... um, stop. 13 00:00:48,694 --> 00:00:51,700 Wait, are you saying you want some cocaine on the streets? 14 00:00:51,733 --> 00:00:53,904 Not want per se, no. 15 00:00:53,937 --> 00:00:58,379 Drugs are, and I think we all agree here, uh... bad? 16 00:00:58,412 --> 00:01:00,450 I mean, the thought 17 00:01:00,483 --> 00:01:02,454 of people doing that stuff... 18 00:01:02,487 --> 00:01:05,060 dancing all night, buying drinks... 19 00:01:05,093 --> 00:01:06,964 total nightmare. 20 00:01:06,997 --> 00:01:09,317 Got it, eliminate the drugs that are hurting your business. 21 00:01:09,334 --> 00:01:11,305 Ignore the drugs that are helping it. 22 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,058 We've tracked production of the super strain 23 00:01:13,082 --> 00:01:14,779 to this remote town. 24 00:01:14,812 --> 00:01:16,649 Destroy that facility, 25 00:01:16,683 --> 00:01:19,522 and we'll save so many innocent... euros. 26 00:01:19,555 --> 00:01:21,626 Hasta luego! 27 00:01:21,659 --> 00:01:23,731 Now, obviously, we've got an important job here... 28 00:01:23,764 --> 00:01:26,803 Yeah, figuring out why you're not calling it "Ibitha." 29 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,475 Because, dumbass, it's spelled with a Z. 30 00:01:29,508 --> 00:01:32,614 Ha! Tell it to Peter of Castile, lisping king of Spain, 31 00:01:32,647 --> 00:01:34,819 originator of the fricative shift. 32 00:01:34,852 --> 00:01:37,424 - That's a myth. - I think you mean "myz." 33 00:01:37,457 --> 00:01:39,057 Look, you can sort out Catalonian history 34 00:01:39,081 --> 00:01:40,630 tomorrow before your mission. 35 00:01:40,664 --> 00:01:42,735 - Ooh, not gonna work for me. - What? 36 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,438 Yeah, I've got a deep-tissue massage, 37 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:47,311 a cold plunge, and then a mineral bath... 38 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:49,582 because I'll be on vacation. 39 00:01:49,615 --> 00:01:52,054 And when were you going to notify HR about that? 40 00:01:52,087 --> 00:01:54,726 Oh, I already did... in that sentence I just said. 41 00:01:54,759 --> 00:01:56,629 Do you guys not practice self-care? 42 00:01:56,662 --> 00:01:59,535 - That would be Cyril's specialty. - No self-care? 43 00:01:59,568 --> 00:02:02,040 No wonder you're all aging so rapidly. 44 00:02:02,073 --> 00:02:03,633 I just thought you didn't wear sunscreen 45 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,580 or mixed up your loofah with a belt sander. 46 00:02:05,613 --> 00:02:07,986 Well... ciao! 47 00:02:08,019 --> 00:02:10,925 - She can do that? - You mean piss me off to the point 48 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,529 where my eyeballs burst into flame? 49 00:02:13,562 --> 00:02:16,837 Jeez, no, I meant the vacation thing. 50 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:56,542 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 51 00:02:58,019 --> 00:02:59,455 Ah, the field. 52 00:02:59,488 --> 00:03:00,858 Real change of pace for you, Lana. 53 00:03:00,891 --> 00:03:02,451 Last time you were out here was way back 54 00:03:02,475 --> 00:03:03,429 in the distant past of, 55 00:03:03,462 --> 00:03:04,566 - what, a week ago? - Ow! 56 00:03:04,599 --> 00:03:05,899 Am I supposed to respond 57 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:08,574 or just let you continue self-douching? 58 00:03:08,607 --> 00:03:11,580 - I'm honestly fine either way. - Well, yes, I've had to repeatedly 59 00:03:11,613 --> 00:03:13,016 leave the comfort of my office 60 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:15,129 to bail you knucklefucks out with my superior skills. 61 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,590 Whoa, whoa, let's skip the part 62 00:03:16,623 --> 00:03:18,426 where you do a fancy maneuver with your gun 63 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:21,332 and then accidentally obliterate that innocent bird. 64 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,806 So should I skip the part where I save your life too? 65 00:03:28,546 --> 00:03:31,920 Sometimes I think it is we who are the animals. 66 00:03:31,953 --> 00:03:33,673 Look, at least I'm actually here, all right, 67 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:35,560 and not taking a spa day like Zara. 68 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:38,734 - Well, I, for one, applaud Zara. - Wait, don't you hate self-care? 69 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,005 Not as much as I love redefining my flaws as virtues. 70 00:03:41,038 --> 00:03:42,942 Hold on, self-care break. 71 00:03:42,975 --> 00:03:45,781 I am all for living a healthy, balanced life... 72 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:49,723 Oh, my God, don't talk like that while I'm drinking. 73 00:03:49,756 --> 00:03:53,529 - So... never? - Hey, you do you. 74 00:03:53,562 --> 00:03:55,522 I'm just saying that I'm paid to travel the world, 75 00:03:55,546 --> 00:03:57,605 be a professional badass and look great doing it. 76 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:00,845 - And that is my self-care. - Yeah, you seem relaxed. 77 00:04:00,878 --> 00:04:02,749 Look, I'm in favor of self-care, 78 00:04:02,782 --> 00:04:04,385 just not calling it self-care. 79 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:08,059 It's just new words for the selfish shit 80 00:04:08,092 --> 00:04:09,996 we all need to get through the goddamn day. 81 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:11,733 - Why dress it up? - Ah, so, what, 82 00:04:11,766 --> 00:04:13,604 your version of self-care is narcissism? 83 00:04:13,637 --> 00:04:15,407 Whoa, let's not throw around terms like that 84 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,777 without a licensed therapist... 85 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:19,812 who, yes, in fairness, did diagnose me with that... 86 00:04:19,816 --> 00:04:21,587 before trying to sleep with me 87 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:24,558 while simultaneously replacing Mother psychologically, so... 88 00:04:24,592 --> 00:04:26,395 - grain of salt. - Hey, I'm with Lana. 89 00:04:26,428 --> 00:04:28,934 - Work is my vacation. - That's not... 90 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:30,403 You know what gets me out of bed in the morning? 91 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,573 The thought of my job. 92 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:33,849 - Now, hang on... - Hell, I hope I die peacefully 93 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:36,059 - sitting at my desk. - We want that for you too, Cyril. 94 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:38,119 Jesus, Cyril! Not helping! 95 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,956 Sounds like somebody could use a Thick Red. 96 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,893 No one could use a Thick Red, 97 00:04:41,926 --> 00:04:44,098 least of all the person copiloting the helicopter. 98 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:49,917 And especially not when the solano is particularly bad today. 99 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:53,784 The solano? It's a warm, easterly wind? 100 00:04:53,817 --> 00:04:56,623 An extension of the sirocco, come on. 101 00:04:56,656 --> 00:04:58,727 Let's just focus on the mission. 102 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,798 Maybe you just need to embrace the now, Lana. 103 00:05:00,831 --> 00:05:02,568 I am trying to embrace the now, 104 00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:04,839 which is the mission we are currently on. 105 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,643 - Detonator. - Hmm, maybe I dropped it 106 00:05:06,676 --> 00:05:09,649 when you massacred that endangered kingfisher. 107 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,920 Dios mío! Intrusos! Kill them! 108 00:05:11,953 --> 00:05:13,113 Oh, shit! 109 00:05:13,122 --> 00:05:16,062 - Cyril, we need an extract... now! - Hey! And land smoothly! 110 00:05:16,095 --> 00:05:17,815 I could use a Thick Red, and I don't want it 111 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:18,901 spraying all over me! 112 00:05:24,211 --> 00:05:26,215 Hey, Cyril, the spinning part 113 00:05:26,248 --> 00:05:28,951 - is supposed to point up! - You think I don't know that? 114 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,225 I'm dealing with a solano, a leveche, 115 00:05:31,258 --> 00:05:33,931 a poniente, and what feels like a terral! 116 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:36,502 Naming the winds won't make us not die! 117 00:05:41,145 --> 00:05:43,116 Look, it's not so bad, all right? 118 00:05:43,149 --> 00:05:44,084 we can circle back, get this patched... 119 00:05:45,788 --> 00:05:49,057 Oh, boy. Bet you wish you were back at the office, huh? 120 00:05:51,198 --> 00:05:54,104 So we've got a few potential topics for workplace research. 121 00:05:54,137 --> 00:05:56,242 One, do the drones work harder if they're given 122 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:58,981 gourmet cuisine that they're later told 123 00:05:59,014 --> 00:06:02,554 - is lab-grown human flesh? - But why-uh? 124 00:06:02,588 --> 00:06:04,859 Why lab-grown? Pfft, that part's a lie. 125 00:06:04,892 --> 00:06:06,630 Option two... 126 00:06:06,663 --> 00:06:08,166 Was that a groan of excitement? 127 00:06:08,199 --> 00:06:11,640 No, it's a groan of regular groan-uh! 128 00:06:11,673 --> 00:06:14,011 Why? With Lana gone and us in charge, 129 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:17,685 - we can do whatever we want! - But what's the point? 130 00:06:17,718 --> 00:06:18,821 Well, I guess I'd say that these projects 131 00:06:18,854 --> 00:06:21,727 let me see myself as more than a cog in a soulless machine 132 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,500 and stir the cold ashes of my soul, if only for a moment. 133 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:27,905 Duh, you don't have to explain self-care to me. 134 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:30,711 But then just... Lana comes back, undoes everything, 135 00:06:30,744 --> 00:06:32,247 and never leaves us in charge again? 136 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,118 So we have nothing to look forward to? 137 00:06:34,151 --> 00:06:36,656 Huh, is there a reason you have this newfound... 138 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:39,128 ...sense of perspective? 139 00:06:39,161 --> 00:06:41,098 Well, I'm off, like, 60% of my meds 140 00:06:41,131 --> 00:06:43,904 ever since the stupid horse doctor had to leave town. 141 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,910 I told him the horse cops were a bad sign, but did he listen? 142 00:06:46,943 --> 00:06:50,016 Yeah, I think those were just cops riding regular horses. 143 00:06:50,049 --> 00:06:52,249 Hey, guys, I just want you to all work normally 144 00:06:52,273 --> 00:06:53,523 and have a normal day, 145 00:06:53,556 --> 00:06:56,095 because apparently, that's all we're here for. 146 00:06:56,128 --> 00:06:58,867 Ugh, leave me. I must brood. 147 00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:03,677 I think you just discovered your secret weapon. 148 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:06,166 I don't like it. They've got to be up to something. 149 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:09,188 - But what? - I say we strike now, 150 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,292 before they get their plans in order. 151 00:07:11,325 --> 00:07:14,599 So we can mess with them and not get blamed? 152 00:07:14,632 --> 00:07:16,903 Perfect. And do we need to add 153 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:21,813 - the human flesh thing to this, or... - God, just freeze it. 154 00:07:21,846 --> 00:07:24,017 What is the point of going back in 155 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:26,994 - if we don't have the detonator? - You should really bring backups 156 00:07:27,027 --> 00:07:28,387 for these kind of important things. 157 00:07:28,411 --> 00:07:29,863 I shouldn't even have to be here! 158 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:32,167 It isn't like we asked you to come. 159 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,840 So I should've just left this in the hands 160 00:07:33,864 --> 00:07:35,340 of a helicopter pilot who can't fly, 161 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:37,010 a beer-drinking copilot, 162 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,346 and the guy who can't keep track 163 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:41,686 of the one thing we need to accomplish the mission? 164 00:07:41,719 --> 00:07:44,124 In that case, we should probably just let you handle it. 165 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:50,103 You know, it's been a while since I went on holiday. 166 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,894 Thick Red? 167 00:07:58,424 --> 00:08:00,644 But would I have lost the detonator 168 00:08:00,677 --> 00:08:02,797 if you hadn't been talking my ear off about self-care? 169 00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:04,769 Yes! Or if not, you would've been too hungover 170 00:08:04,802 --> 00:08:07,002 to get out of bed or flirting with the mayor's daughter. 171 00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:08,777 Totally unfair, Lana. 172 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:11,248 None of us has any idea if the mayor's daughter is hot. 173 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:13,620 Uh, maybe we should be trying a little harder 174 00:08:13,653 --> 00:08:14,789 to blend in right now. 175 00:08:14,822 --> 00:08:17,595 Hola, amigos. We're from here. 176 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:22,170 How can we act normal? We're wearing tactical gear. 177 00:08:22,203 --> 00:08:23,640 Fishermen don't know that. 178 00:08:23,673 --> 00:08:25,113 Fishermen are smarter than you think. 179 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,580 They're the dairy farmers of the sea. 180 00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:29,519 - You don't milk fish. - You don't know what I do. 181 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,188 Wait, what is Archer doing? 182 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:33,527 Name's Domingo. I just moved here. 183 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,564 I'm the new... marlin fisherman. 184 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:38,002 - They have those here, right? - Marlin guy, huh? 185 00:08:38,035 --> 00:08:40,173 Then what's your favorite part of the fish? 186 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,578 Uh, the... the face? 187 00:08:45,049 --> 00:08:49,692 Classic marlin guy, always talking about fish faces. 188 00:08:49,725 --> 00:08:51,863 Bienvenidos, amigo! 189 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:53,232 Did you see how natural that was? 190 00:08:53,265 --> 00:08:55,103 Maybe part of me was always Domingo. 191 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,856 Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm cutting this off here. 192 00:08:56,873 --> 00:08:58,113 We are not getting sidetracked. 193 00:08:58,142 --> 00:09:00,581 - I hate to admit it, but Archer... - Uh, Domingo. 194 00:09:00,614 --> 00:09:03,696 ...has a point. If we're trapped here, we'll need to blend. 195 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,092 At least for a day or two while we try to regroup. 196 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,129 Fine, but while we blend, 197 00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:09,632 can we please come up with a plan? 198 00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:11,345 Oh, really? I thought you could handle that 199 00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:13,574 all by yourself, since we're so incompetent. 200 00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:15,127 Look, maybe I was a little harsh, okay, 201 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:17,280 but let's find a hotel and figure... aah. 202 00:09:17,313 --> 00:09:19,753 I'm still here to talk cover story. 203 00:09:19,786 --> 00:09:22,692 Maybe we operate a fair-trade tourism company. 204 00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:25,010 Sure, we're not one of the big guys, but we... 205 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,744 ...care. 206 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,136 Hey, Señora Luz, if that sink 207 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,907 gives you trouble again, you call me. 208 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,646 But if your husband is giving you trouble... call me twice. 209 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,750 - Ya-ha-ha! - H-hey there, buddy. 210 00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:52,852 Saved you an eyeball. 211 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:55,658 Ah! Gracias, Tío Domingo! 212 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,795 Now, you share that with your sister. 213 00:09:58,296 --> 00:10:00,734 Marlin tonight, boys! 214 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,572 - Olé! - You guys. 215 00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:04,141 You know, Pamela, the sun's setting 216 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:05,744 on my time at the bar. 217 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:08,784 I need someone to take over. Think about it, eh? 218 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,821 I know everybody says this on vacation, but... 219 00:10:10,854 --> 00:10:12,758 should we change our names, get fake passports, 220 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,261 and burn off our fingerprints? 221 00:10:14,294 --> 00:10:18,035 - You know, really make it official? - No. No, right? 222 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:20,073 I mean, I just started doing this to piss off Lana. 223 00:10:20,106 --> 00:10:22,979 But honestly, I haven't felt peace like this... ever. 224 00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:25,651 Spending my days at sea, alone with my thoughts? 225 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:29,893 Pam, I have incredible thoughts, like... 226 00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:33,065 - Well, it only works at sea. - I honestly feel the same. 227 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:35,069 Window washing is a simple trade, 228 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:38,306 but I'm truly helping people. What more could you ask for? 229 00:10:38,309 --> 00:10:41,883 Maybe a completed fucking mission. 230 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,876 Unbelievable! Have you guys done any recon at all, 231 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,758 learned literally anything of use? 232 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,129 Uh, yeah, I befriended a charming sea otter 233 00:10:48,162 --> 00:10:50,901 who helped me rediscover my inner child. 234 00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:52,304 They hold hands, Lana! 235 00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:55,410 This isn't self-care time! This is mission time! 236 00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:57,347 Lucky for you beach bums, I have a plan 237 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,853 for all of us to retrieve the detonator. 238 00:10:59,886 --> 00:11:01,723 Shrug? What do you mean shrug? 239 00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:04,294 I have a date with the high seas. Also a Spanish waitress. 240 00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:06,332 And washing windows has been a breakthrough for me. 241 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,706 I've made space in my heart to really forgive my father for... 242 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,943 Oh, suck my dick, all of you. 243 00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:15,718 Once again, I will bail you out and handle it... myself! 244 00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:18,422 Let's just ride this out till the client complains. 245 00:11:18,456 --> 00:11:20,861 Speaking of, is it weird that the office 246 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:22,698 hasn't checked in this whole trip? 247 00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:26,305 Well, looks like us being normal has unnerved them so deeply, 248 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,175 it activated a raw primal fear, 249 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,413 not unlike when a gazelle senses an unseen predator. 250 00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:33,386 God, like I need any more reasons to hate gazelles. 251 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:34,923 So we didn't get to do anything weird 252 00:11:34,956 --> 00:11:36,476 and we're going to get the short leash? 253 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,697 I told you this was a stupid plan! 254 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,530 - No, you didn't. - Well, then I guess it's time 255 00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:44,141 to turn up the heat and get these dumb gazelles back to work. 256 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:47,013 I think you know what we have to do now. 257 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,055 What? 258 00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:55,363 Wait! Wait, please. I'm... I'm here on business. 259 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:58,269 I'm a club owner from Ibiza, and I-I need cocaine. 260 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,872 It's an emergency! 261 00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:03,780 Gentlemen, no need for violence. 262 00:12:03,813 --> 00:12:06,151 She's merely a customer... traveling alone... 263 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,788 to a remote village. 264 00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:10,159 Uh, I-I came with my, um, entourage. 265 00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:12,330 But they're all in terrible withdrawal. 266 00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:14,134 Guess it's true what they say: 267 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,040 hard to find good help, harder to find good coke. 268 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:18,409 So true. Come on. 269 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,979 I have what you need. 270 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:23,453 So how do you like being a club owner in Ibiza? 271 00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:24,889 Must be nice. 272 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,927 To be honest, it kind of sucks. 273 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,129 I mean, everyone else is on vacation, 274 00:12:28,162 --> 00:12:29,682 and you're the one stuck with the work. 275 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:31,469 Sure, the big, fancy office looks nice, 276 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,142 you spend all your time putting out fires, 277 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,009 and before long, you start to lose touch 278 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,211 with what you love about... 279 00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:38,382 - clubbing. - Ugh, tell me about it. 280 00:12:38,415 --> 00:12:40,353 You'd think mass-producing cocaína would be sexy, 281 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:43,192 but it's, uh, a lot of paperwork. 282 00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:46,231 Oh, God, that is a lot of paperwork. 283 00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:48,169 Beautiful, no? 284 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,239 And are they naked to prevent them 285 00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:52,110 from stealing product? 286 00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:54,916 Well, they're certainly not stealing any hearts. 287 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,053 My workers put the product through every 288 00:12:57,086 --> 00:13:00,326 quality control test imaginable to ensure its purity. 289 00:13:00,359 --> 00:13:02,932 - Go ahead, see for yourself. - Oh, yup. 290 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,103 Uh, got it, that process is very pure. 291 00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:07,073 Miss, how can you tell from this angle? 292 00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:10,380 You have to get in close. It's a full sensory experience. 293 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:11,983 - Looks great. - Now let me show you 294 00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,820 the room where these facility workers 295 00:13:13,853 --> 00:13:15,824 do calisthenics with the coca plants. 296 00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:18,830 Oh! Yeah, so that's an interesting painting. 297 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:21,970 Oh, that's my old coke tester, Junio. 298 00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:24,007 One night, we did so many lines together 299 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,078 that he transcended time and space. 300 00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:28,817 He could actually see a few seconds into the future. 301 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,790 - How could you tell? - He beat up the whole bar. 302 00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:34,261 Nobody could touch him... until the next day. 303 00:13:34,294 --> 00:13:36,432 They were mad, and he was sleepy. 304 00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,369 Poor Junio. 305 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,306 Now, let's get down to business. 306 00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:42,377 - Señores. - And these are? 307 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,914 Cocaine sommeliers. 308 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,627 Let's get you the right blow for your club. 309 00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:47,822 Oh, shit. 310 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:50,510 Hey, you established the precedent 311 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,063 that I could pay you in fish, 312 00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:54,067 so it would be real shitty of you to stop now. 313 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,374 Well, it turns out, we can't pay the electric bill in fish, so... 314 00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:59,011 Oh, so it's all about you now? 315 00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:01,516 I reek of flounder, I have sea salt rash 316 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,152 that's bigger than my actual body, 317 00:14:03,185 --> 00:14:05,924 and the sea otter that I befriended has abandoned me, 318 00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:07,561 so how about you get me a damn drink?! 319 00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:09,599 Since you established this fish barter system, 320 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:11,503 to stay afloat, I had to turn part of the bar 321 00:14:11,536 --> 00:14:13,305 into a for-profit prison. 322 00:14:13,338 --> 00:14:15,477 And now you profit from injustice! 323 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,948 To be fair, Cyril, you were caught peeping. 324 00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:20,386 I was cleaning the mayor's daughter's window. 325 00:14:20,419 --> 00:14:23,627 - For two hours? - It was... really dirty. 326 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,063 I'll bet it was. 327 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:26,966 What do we do? Is this a sign? 328 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,970 Should we tap out and go help Lana? 329 00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,883 I could really use an incredible thought 330 00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:33,379 about the nature of inner peace right now. 331 00:14:33,412 --> 00:14:35,484 Goddamn, I said goddamn! 332 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:37,320 - Whoo! - Now, that one pairs well 333 00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,592 with investment banking and light fraud. 334 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,261 Mm, then again... don't they all? 335 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,369 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 336 00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:47,140 You know what doesn't pair well, buddy? 337 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,977 Work and life. 338 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,330 It's been bananas since I took over as head of the... club! 339 00:14:51,354 --> 00:14:52,383 And now here I am again, 340 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,455 cleaning up after my incompetent, uh... 341 00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,225 - Club employees? - Yes! Yes, yes! 342 00:14:56,258 --> 00:14:57,995 You get it! You feel me, right? 343 00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,397 It's like we're speaking in jazz, you know what I'm sayin'? 344 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:01,070 Like, I'm over here like Coltrane, like... 345 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,940 And you're over like Miles, like... 346 00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:05,644 ♪ Cocaine ♪ 347 00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:09,251 Okay, you've officially gone from coke-fun to coke-annoying. 348 00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:12,123 Hey! What the shit, man? 349 00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:15,363 - I'm bearing my fuckin' soul to you. - Well, one, I know you're a spy. 350 00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:18,734 And, two, your soul... it's pretty boring. 351 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,523 Wait, how did you know I was a spy? 352 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:28,356 I w... I was so careful. I kept saying "club." 353 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,331 You also kept saying "Ibiza." 354 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,035 Come on, even tourists manage to say it right. 355 00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:34,405 Wait, so you knew the whole time? 356 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:36,198 What was even the point of all of this, then? 357 00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:38,045 We get movies pretty late down here, 358 00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:40,784 so it was either make a spy do blow for several hours 359 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,421 or watch Gone with the Wind. 360 00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:46,329 - How late do you get movies here? - Mm, preeeetty late. 361 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,533 So instead you use people as your playthings? 362 00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:50,036 Guess being a massive drug dealer 363 00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:53,377 and owning everything in a small town will do that to you. 364 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,013 That's where I know these guys from. 365 00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,050 - They're the dockhands! - Yes. 366 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,355 It's crazy how long it took you to put that together. 367 00:15:59,388 --> 00:16:02,528 Now, the charade was fun, but, uh, enough is enough. 368 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:03,930 Adios, Coltrane. 369 00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:11,081 Oh, I'm three months sober! 370 00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:12,614 - Stop her! - Oh! 371 00:16:16,254 --> 00:16:17,958 Huh? 372 00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:21,131 She's up there! 373 00:16:25,474 --> 00:16:27,912 No way she'll jump. She's too... 374 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,953 ...high. 375 00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:34,224 Wow, I didn't set her up for that one. 376 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,967 We are not leaving this room until we figure out 377 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,720 why they're acting this way. 378 00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:42,356 And does anyone know where Kurt went? 379 00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:43,343 Hello? 380 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,616 Hello, Brenda. 381 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,547 I am the Watcher, 382 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,780 the one whom Krieger and Cheryl 383 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:48,353 have been trying to appease. 384 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:50,506 You have encouraged the other workers to stop working, 385 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,326 and you must pay! 386 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,233 Now you have to deal with me. 387 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:56,666 Still wondering 388 00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,205 where Kurt went? 389 00:16:58,238 --> 00:16:59,542 Listen carefully, Brenda. 390 00:16:59,575 --> 00:17:01,245 There's only one means of atonement: 391 00:17:01,278 --> 00:17:03,483 fill out forms 308C and have them on Cheryl's desk 392 00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:05,320 - by 5:00 if you can! - What? 393 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:07,113 And don't forget to loop in Stetson 394 00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,460 from accounting, even if it means 395 00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:10,597 pinging him over lunch! 396 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,370 Uh, what's up Bren-Bren? 397 00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:15,641 - Homeys? - So... 398 00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:18,380 they're not masterminds feigning normalcy 399 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,617 as part of a psychosexual game of life or death? 400 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,455 No, thank God. 401 00:17:22,488 --> 00:17:24,592 They're just idiots who've been given too much power. 402 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,462 Let's just get back to work. 403 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,260 Huh, so being our weird selves made them feel 404 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,975 secure enough to start working. 405 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,244 With all this, I bet they get 406 00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,048 a regular amount of work done this week. 407 00:17:36,081 --> 00:17:38,920 So that means... we did it! We're average! 408 00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:40,390 - Ha! - Yeah! 409 00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:43,663 God, is this what the rest of America feels like? 410 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,701 Look, I'm not totally solvent yet, 411 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:48,540 so this triple whiskey is mostly Diet Shasta. 412 00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:55,921 God damn it, just say you don't like the drink! 413 00:17:57,089 --> 00:17:58,493 Everyone turned on us? 414 00:17:58,526 --> 00:18:01,098 Even... 415 00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:03,370 Lil Ricky, where's Archer? 416 00:18:04,507 --> 00:18:06,041 Ow! 417 00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:10,183 - Lana, you're alive! - And thank God I am. 418 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:11,986 I barely made it out of there in one piece. 419 00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:13,356 Couldn't find the detonator anywhere, and I was sure 420 00:18:13,389 --> 00:18:14,959 it was in the bathroom, so I kept having to be like, 421 00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:16,195 "Can I go to the bathroom?" And then Rodrigo was like, 422 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,464 "What, do you have a yeast infection?" 423 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,034 And he seemed genuinely concerned, 424 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,787 and he gave me the name of a good urologist. 425 00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:22,308 It was, like, a Dr. Tay? D-Dr. Pug? 426 00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:24,345 Uh, anyway, and then I felt weird, 427 00:18:24,378 --> 00:18:25,678 and then they shot at me a bunch. 428 00:18:25,682 --> 00:18:29,522 - And hit you a bunch. Are you okay? - Huh. Barely felt it. 429 00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:32,035 Even though he's trying to kill us, I gotta hand it to Rodrigo. 430 00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:33,497 He has got some great cocaína. 431 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,367 Oh, right. I never even thought to ask. 432 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,440 Pam, is being close to cocaine triggering for you? 433 00:18:38,473 --> 00:18:40,444 Look, I'm not proud of that period of my life. 434 00:18:40,477 --> 00:18:42,113 You know how when you're a kid 435 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,017 and you've been craving some specific kind of candy 436 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,290 and you get some birthday money 437 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,756 and you buy, like, six bags of it 438 00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:49,227 and eat it all and get sick and never want it again? 439 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:52,668 For me, it's like that with cocaine. Except I still want it. 440 00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:55,557 But more urgently, care to tell us 441 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,344 why I'm unloading a clip on the regulars 442 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,080 I've come to think of as familia? 443 00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:03,490 Rodrigo doesn't just run the coke. He runs the town. 444 00:19:03,523 --> 00:19:05,203 Everyone from the facility lives down here. 445 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,529 I mean, well, maybe not everyone. 446 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,600 I actually ran into some crazy census data, but... 447 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:11,004 Focus! What about the locals and the fishermen? 448 00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:12,474 Oh, right! Yes! Yes! Yes! 449 00:19:12,507 --> 00:19:13,827 They are the locals and fishermen! 450 00:19:13,851 --> 00:19:15,781 - Yes, that's it! - The entire town 451 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:18,653 makes cocaine for Rodrigo? Why? 452 00:19:18,686 --> 00:19:21,024 How else are we supposed to make a living out here? 453 00:19:21,057 --> 00:19:22,561 Uh, tourism? 454 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,714 You've got all this nature and priceless architecture. 455 00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:27,671 Not for long. Fire in the hole! 456 00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:33,717 Come on. Come on, buddy. 457 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,086 Damn it! 458 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,056 That's it! I... oh, shit. 459 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:39,795 Things look bad for the gang. I've gotta go save them. 460 00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:43,102 But once I step off this boat, Domingo is no more. 461 00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:44,739 Is paradise truly paradise 462 00:19:44,772 --> 00:19:46,676 if it comes at such a steep price? 463 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:48,580 What a quandary. 464 00:19:48,613 --> 00:19:50,283 Okay, I can decide after I 465 00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:52,621 beat the ass of whoever did that. 466 00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:57,279 Buenas noches, Domingo. 467 00:20:01,606 --> 00:20:03,166 Give it up. You're surrounded. 468 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,679 So step out here and we can preserve 469 00:20:04,712 --> 00:20:07,371 at least some of this irreplaceable architecture. 470 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,488 Any last words? 471 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:11,592 Domingo? 472 00:20:14,398 --> 00:20:15,801 Hey, everyone. Three things. 473 00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,638 One, I never caught any fish. 474 00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:20,510 I'd hike every day to a town over and buy marlin at the market. 475 00:20:20,543 --> 00:20:24,418 - Aw, I looked up to you. - Two, Lana, I owe you an apology. 476 00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:26,823 With your level of chaos and unprofessionalism, 477 00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:29,194 you absolutely deserve to be in the field. 478 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,229 - Archer... - You're lucky 479 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,502 I'm in great shape, by the way. 480 00:20:31,526 --> 00:20:32,735 I swam that mile in no time. 481 00:20:32,768 --> 00:20:34,772 - Archer! - Wait! Shit! 482 00:20:34,805 --> 00:20:36,965 - How are you still standing? - What can I say? 483 00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:38,178 Great coke. 484 00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:59,922 Holy shitsnacks! How'd you do that? 485 00:20:59,955 --> 00:21:02,561 Oh, me, just transcended time and space. 486 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,965 Junio says hola, by the way. 487 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,303 Ugh, whatever. I'm over this place. 488 00:21:07,336 --> 00:21:09,016 And if I ever say anything about self-care, 489 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,579 remind me that it's just rebranded narcissism. 490 00:21:11,612 --> 00:21:14,452 - Will that stop you? - No. That's why I like it. 491 00:21:14,485 --> 00:21:15,965 You know, maybe it's the kilo coursing 492 00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:17,598 through my bloodstream, but you're right. 493 00:21:17,622 --> 00:21:20,564 We're spies, not tourists. 494 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:21,917 So what was your third confession? 495 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:24,705 What?! When did you find it? 496 00:21:24,738 --> 00:21:26,241 Almost right away. 497 00:21:31,317 --> 00:21:33,021 Ah. 498 00:21:33,054 --> 00:21:36,328 once I come down from all this coke, Cheryl and Krieger are fired. 499 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,365 I don't know, after all that cocaína, 500 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,302 you might wanna wean your body off it 501 00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:42,373 over the next couple of... years. 502 00:21:42,407 --> 00:21:43,877 Shit. Yeah. Huh. 503 00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:45,680 Well, maybe self-care isn't all that bad. 504 00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:47,350 Oh, no, you mean... 505 00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:50,457 Yeah, what's a vacation without a souvenir? 506 00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:52,461 No, Lana. I've been down that road. 507 00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:55,433 That stuff will cost you family, friends, everything. 508 00:21:57,504 --> 00:21:59,508 All right. Great. 14-hour boat ride, sober. 509 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,512 Anyone else wanna make it any fucking shittier? 510 00:22:01,545 --> 00:22:03,983 I bet you're thinking, should the solano winds 511 00:22:04,016 --> 00:22:06,288 be this active this time of year? 512 00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:07,607 Well, interesting question, 513 00:22:07,608 --> 00:22:10,664 - and the answer is... - Rhetorical! 514 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,198 I miss my sea otter. 515 00:22:18,244 --> 00:22:21,144 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com --