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Uh, name?
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Oh, my God.
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Well, that's a grim way
to start the morning.
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- With coffee? Seems normal.
- With watching an assassination!
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Technically, we don't know
that it was an assassination.
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- A drone shot a man in the head!
- Which makes it an execution, Cyril.
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It's only an assassination
if he was famous.
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Connor Fairchild, former
low-level security guard at IIA.
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Ugh, he was always rude to me.
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Well, who can't come
in the commissary
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without their badge
now, Mr. Connor?
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- Is that too dark?
- Connor is one of a dozen former
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IIA employees to be killed
by drones in the last 24 hours.
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- My memory is a little hazy...
- Probably from all the concussions.
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- And drinking.
- And elderly dementia.
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My memory is a little hazy,
but didn't we beat IIA?
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Yes, the organization
was dismantled.
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But until now, most of the
employees survived, including us.
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Technically, I was
never an employee.
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I always fill out my start
paperwork incorrectly
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so I don't have to pay taxes.
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You know that's not
how taxes work, right?
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All I know is, I haven't
paid taxes in 20 years
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or gone to the dentist.
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My point is,
someone has a grudge
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against ex-IIA employees.
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We need to figure out
who that is and stop them.
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And until then, we keep
our heads on a swivel.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm?
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- O-Okay, don't shoot the messenger.
- That's the drone's job.
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But while I was
secretly temping at IIA...
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- Double agent.
- Bless you.
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Fabian asked me to place
an order for, let's call it,
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5,000 weaponized smart drones.
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What?
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We don't know that it's related.
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But y'all, it's probably related.
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Oh, my God, I do not
have time for this.
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The UN is holding hearings
today on private spy agencies,
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and I've gotta make
a presentation
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about all the good work
that we've done.
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Ooh, I wouldn't
show them these videos.
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We need to make sure
there are no new videos.
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And it seems like
there's only one person
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who can help us sort this out.
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The dead barista?
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Well, well, well,
look what the cat vomited up.
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Um, that's not how that goes.
Idiot.
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Sterling Archer. You look old.
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And you look imprisoned.
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Is that a squash court?
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- What kind of prison is this?
- Uh, Swiss.
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Remind me to get imprisoned
for war crimes in Switzerland.
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I mean, if I commit war crimes,
which I won't.
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Can we make this fast?
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We can only reserve
the courts for an hour.
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I don't believe we've met.
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Zara Khan, formerly Interpol,
currently top agent
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- at the Agency.
- What? Says who?
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- My achievements, dumbass.
- Can we focus?
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Any reason why drones
might be murdering
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everybody who worked for IIA?
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What?
Oh, no-fault severance.
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Should I punch you
before or after
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you explain what that means?
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At IIA, whenever we needed
to cut ties
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with a troublesome employee,
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we'd check a little box in their
file called "no-fault severance."
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And pop, out flew a drone.
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Whatever second-rate
government bureaucrat
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- that's now liquidating IIA must... Ow!
- I got tired of waiting.
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- But also, how do we turn them off?
- You can't.
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The drones are controlled
by an automated
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facility in Liechtenstein.
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- And I'm the only one with access.
- Great, you're coming with us.
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One, not your call.
Two, no, he's not.
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- Three, what achievements, Zara?
- I'm afraid you won't get past
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the fingerprint scanner
without me.
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We will if I cut off your hand.
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- Well, there's also a retinal scanner.
- And your eye.
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- And the voice identification...
- And your vocal chords.
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At a certain point,
bringing him seems easier
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- than bringing all these pieces.
- We'll put them in a bag!
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I'm happy to help
without being dismembered.
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As a former IIA employee,
I'm a drone target myself.
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And I'd prefer to enjoy
my daily bike ride
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without being gunned down
from the sky.
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Daily bike ride? How
the hell is your prison
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life better than my free life?
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- We still have to break him out.
- This is a Swiss prison.
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Anyone with Interpol ID can
sign me out for the weekend.
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- Well, God bless Swiss prisons.
- Best in the world.
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They really focus
on rehabilitating
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the whole person, you know?
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- What is this?
- Insurance.
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This stays on until
you're back in prison.
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The whole mission?
What if you gotta take a leak?
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- We'll hold it.
- A wise precaution.
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But will it be enough?
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Even now,
an army of IIA loyalists
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is no doubt working
to secure my freedom.
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Hmm. In that case...
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I immediately have to pee.
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Damn it, window seat.
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- Pam, go across the aisle.
- No!
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I'm not taking the window seat
with killer drones on the loose.
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Also, I still have to pee.
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Maybe you should
have thought about this
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before you handcuffed
yourself to two people?
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Don't tell me what I
should have thought of.
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But yeah, maybe.
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If it's any consolation,
we won't be on the train long.
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You seriously think people
are coming to help you?
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- Why wouldn't they?
- Yeah, you know, you weren't
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the world's greatest boss,
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what with ratting out a lot of
people on your way to prison,
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and now sending drones to
kill 'em. Yeah, not great.
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The board sent those drones.
And I only ratted as necessary.
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You can fight about it
while I'm in the john.
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- Where's the handcuff key?
- Oh, I don't have one.
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- What, why?
- I'm committing to the method, Pam.
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The first thing a rescuer will
ask for is a handcuff key.
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- Or a bone saw.
- No one carries those around.
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Fine, I guess we're all
going to the bathroom.
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- Oh, God, no.
- I'm not happy about it, either.
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Hey, order us drinks...
lots of drinks.
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- Ooh, what looks good?
- Ugh, I really don't care.
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Well, I do.
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It's my first time talking
to the United Nations.
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Or-or is it before
the United Nations?
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Do we address the nations?
Oh, my God. Lana!
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Just let me do the talking, okay?
And relax, all right?
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The UN never actually does anything.
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I mean, these people
are total idiots.
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- Do you need to turn this on or...
- It's already on.
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Hello, nations.
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- Nope, that feels wrong.
- I'm trying my best, you dicks.
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I don't think these bathrooms
were designed
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for three people
handcuffed together.
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And I don't think sarcasm
makes this process faster.
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Are you done?
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- Haven't even started yet.
- What?
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Tell this guy to stop
peeking through the cracks!
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I can't help where my head is
based on where my arms are.
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Whatever you're doing in there,
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- I promise there's an easier way.
- How's this way?
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Huh, are we slowing down?
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- Yes, it's the end of the line.
- Carlotta, my loyal number two,
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come to my unnecessary
but grateful res...
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- Someone's in here!
- We gotta get out of here!
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- After Pamela washes her hands.
- I didn't touch anything.
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Carlotta, watch your fire.
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She's shooting at you, moron.
Come on.
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- What's the problem?
- I'm not leaving.
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You got three seconds, asshole.
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And I'm shooting
your elbow in one.
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Okay, okay.
Carlotta, they're trying to...
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- You're welcome.
- For what?
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- For rescuing you.
- They were rescuing me.
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What?
They were trying to kill you.
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Says the man who pulled me
out of a moving train.
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- Well, you're alive, aren't you?
- Guys, I don't think this tree is...
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Nope, it's not.
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They were obviously
trying to assassinate you.
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What possible reason would
my employees have to kill me?
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I think we're clear for now.
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Uh, how about, you made their
lives miserable and they hate you?
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The brightest emerald is forged
in the hardest granite.
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Hey, can we focus
on the real problem?
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Being lost in the woods?
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Hmm, the ex-IIA hit squad
coming for us?
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- The drones?
- Oh, right.
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- Yeah, and if that hit squad...
- AKA rescue squad.
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AKA, you're delusional.
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If the hit squad kills Fabian,
he can't deactivate the drones,
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and they'll kill all of us.
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So by the transitive property,
you must keep me alive.
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That's not the transitive property.
It's a contrapositive conditional.
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Well, on the bright side,
Ray and Zara
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- are probably already coming for us.
- Oh, my God!
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Look at those mountains.
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Um, Zara?
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The drinks on this train are free.
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I got one for you,
but then I drank it.
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- These are for me.
- Hey, whenever y'all are done whispering
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and pointing at shit,
can you bring me a mimosa?
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- Um, where are they going?
- To Liechtenstein!
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We're walking to another country?
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- Unless you have a better idea.
- Uh, yeah, let the drones kill us.
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I have an even better idea.
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I defeat you in unarmed combat
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and reunite with my cadre
of faithfuls.
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Get your hand off my wrist.
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I believe the parlance is,
compel me, brother.
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Can you not
while I'm attached to you?
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Any chance that's
a totally unrelated drone?
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- I mean, some.
- Run!
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- Can we please stop falling off things?
- Oh, boy, they're coming.
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Fabian, I hope you can hold
your breath for three minutes
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because that's how long
I'm holding you underwater.
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That won't work, I'm afraid.
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These drones are top of the line.
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They cannot be fooled by water
or darkness or disguise.
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They are relentless
and unbamboozable.
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Maybe use a less silly word
for the drones
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- coming to kill us.
- Screw the words. What do we do?
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Make peace
with the god you choose,
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for the day of judgment is at hand.
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We're alive!
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Uh, although, I guess
this could also be hell.
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- What just happened?
- My guess, Ray bought shitty drones
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that couldn't detect us
through the mud.
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But he spent
the entire drone budget.
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Oh, what they don't know
can't kill them won't kill them.
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More daiquiri, Mr. Gillette?
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What do you think, dummy?
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Oi, more of these and these
and some crisps, yeah?
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For me and those snobs
across the aisle
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who clearly think
they're better than me.
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And how long does it take
three people
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handcuffed together
to use the bathroom?
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Um, this doesn't
feel administrative.
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Secretary General Hernandez,
a pleasure, as always.
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I wish I could say the same.
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Yeah, what's the deal here, guys?
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I thought this was basically
a meet-and-greet.
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This is a disciplinary hearing
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to determine
if independent spy agencies
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will be allowed to continue
operating on the global stage.
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What?
And you're telling me now?
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I told your secretary.
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Uh,
I'm an office administrator.
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- Cheryl, what are you doing here?
- I'm a surprise witness.
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- A surprise witness for what?
- The United Nations.
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We're in their house, silly.
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So the surprise is against us?
238
00:11:55,319 --> 00:11:59,027
- Well, they offered me immunity.
- Immunity from what?
239
00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,864
We haven't done anything wrong.
240
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:04,104
- Well...
- Nothing legally wrong.
241
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,375
Oh, my God, Lana, when someone
offers you immunity,
242
00:12:06,408 --> 00:12:08,246
you take it.
243
00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:10,279
And all I had to do was
tell him all the bad things
244
00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:12,455
- we ever did ever.
- Shall we begin?
245
00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:14,191
- No.
- No?
246
00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:17,108
No! You already had
your chance to pee on the train.
247
00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,490
My chance to pee
with the door open
248
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,372
- that got interrupted by a gunfight.
- More than some people get.
249
00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:23,109
Do those people
also have to hold it
250
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,246
while falling out
of a moving train
251
00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,159
and then slogging
through a river covered in mud
252
00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:28,487
that they can't clean off
253
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,290
or a cheap-ass drone
will come and kill them?
254
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,027
I also have to pee.
255
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:35,033
Don't worry.
You'll be peeing very soon.
256
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,970
Carlotta, thank goodness.
257
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:40,176
Tell my friends you're here to
rescue me and then kill them.
258
00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:43,951
- Rescue? I'm here to kill you.
- You, them?
259
00:12:43,984 --> 00:12:46,489
You as in you,
you pompous, abusive,
260
00:12:46,522 --> 00:12:48,827
culturally ambiguous
middle manager.
261
00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:52,167
Middle manager?
I led the company!
262
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,737
That's what you got from that?
263
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,741
Jesus, this is why
everyone hates you.
264
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,480
Carlotta, I assure you,
I did my best.
265
00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:01,285
Anything you disagreed with,
that was the board.
266
00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:04,107
There was no board!
You just made them up
267
00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:07,130
to have someone to blame
for all your bad choices.
268
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:09,167
Whoa, that's actually
a good idea.
269
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,207
Technically, the board
did exist for a week.
270
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,079
- And then had them killed.
- Tell them I say hello.
271
00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:16,952
Wait, he's the only one
who can stop the drones
272
00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:19,321
- that are coming to kill us all.
- I'll take that risk.
273
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,064
- Ow! God damn it.
- Sorry.
274
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,438
Take it down!
275
00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:36,956
- What the hell, Archer?
- Sorry, it was instinct.
276
00:13:36,989 --> 00:13:39,962
- To save me?
- God, no, to save the mission.
277
00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:42,501
Um, guys, do I have
as little mud on my face
278
00:13:42,534 --> 00:13:44,037
as you do on yours?
279
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,175
How could I possibly
make that comparison?
280
00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,011
Go!
281
00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:57,097
Okay, state your name
for the record.
282
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,934
- Uh, pass.
- What?
283
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,370
I just prefer not to.
284
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,407
- You understand.
- I don't.
285
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,146
Well, the surprise witness
is surprising the surprisers.
286
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:08,052
No one at the office is answering.
We are not ready for this.
287
00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:10,591
Lana, our record speaks for itself.
We do good in the world.
288
00:14:10,624 --> 00:14:12,127
And Cheryl is wearing them down.
289
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,930
State your name for the record!
290
00:14:13,963 --> 00:14:16,135
Let's just move on
to the evidence.
291
00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:19,174
Can you confirm that this
is the work of the Agency?
292
00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:21,345
Yep.
Uh-huh.
293
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,548
Uh, probably.
294
00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:24,351
Yeah.
295
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:27,458
In our defense,
that was full of hydrogen.
296
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,294
Oh, God, I was wrong
about our record.
297
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,298
- We're monsters.
- Can you not?
298
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:33,002
Not what?
299
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:35,507
Pam, can you not look at me
while we're doing this?
300
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,177
You choose the handcuffs.
301
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,982
I chose where I look.
Boi-oi-oing.
302
00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:41,418
They all hate me.
303
00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:44,224
- After everything I did for them.
- Okay.
304
00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:46,137
On the bright side,
we made it to Liechtenstein.
305
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:48,099
Pants up and never
speak of this on three.
306
00:14:48,132 --> 00:14:49,936
One, two, three.
307
00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,473
Hey, I hear cars that way.
308
00:14:51,506 --> 00:14:53,309
We can find a ride.
309
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,146
Seriously? We're almost there.
310
00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:56,381
What are you doing, Fabian?
311
00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:59,522
I'm giving up.
Let the drones take me.
312
00:14:59,555 --> 00:15:03,062
For what is life without
the respect of my peers?
313
00:15:03,095 --> 00:15:04,999
Hey, bud, you have my respect.
314
00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:07,036
I don't really care about that.
315
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:15,119
- You have my respect, Fabian.
- Really?
316
00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:17,123
Yeah, you know, I still hate you,
317
00:15:17,156 --> 00:15:19,294
but you're
a semi-worthy adversary.
318
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:21,298
I feel the same way!
319
00:15:21,331 --> 00:15:24,237
In spite of everything,
we're not so different.
320
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,609
No, I didn't say that.
We're very, very different.
321
00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:30,451
You handcuffed us together
so we could bond.
322
00:15:30,484 --> 00:15:34,391
Two lone wolves,
learning to survive as a pack.
323
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,399
I'm coming around to death by drone.
324
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,336
Oh, shit, I hear
something else coming around.
325
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,146
Ha, ha, found our ride.
326
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,920
- You mean the guys that wanna kill us?
- I have an idea.
327
00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:56,101
You've been got... oh!
328
00:15:57,103 --> 00:16:00,343
Oh, damn, dude,
that just popped right off.
329
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,080
Why was his neck so weak?
330
00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:04,519
More importantly, how are
we all fitting on this thing?
331
00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:10,062
- Hang on.
- It's a short drive.
332
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:14,204
Yeah, it better be. Oh, God,
crows are pecking at the head.
333
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:18,345
I forgive you, friend.
334
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,116
Great, 'cause I'm about
to do it again.
335
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:32,307
Champagne to go.
I mean, who does that?
336
00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:33,543
Switzerland does it.
337
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,283
Can you believe the others spent
the entire ride in the toilet?
338
00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:40,591
I did until a second ago.
339
00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:45,934
- We're close.
- How close?
340
00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:48,811
- Time or distance?
- Will we die before we get there?
341
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:52,948
That depends on one thing:
the intimacy of our friendship.
342
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:55,354
Can you not say stuff like that
while we're penis to penis?
343
00:16:55,387 --> 00:16:56,623
Just say nose to nose.
344
00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:03,102
I was born
to an Albanian seamstress.
345
00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,906
It was a breech birth.
346
00:17:04,939 --> 00:17:07,478
For my fifth birthday, I was
gifted a kitten by my uncle
347
00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:10,350
but gave it up upon
discovering a mild allergy.
348
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:11,503
What the hell are you doing?
349
00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:13,623
Bonding by sharing traumas.
350
00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:16,295
You call those traumas?
I never knew my father.
351
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:18,967
My mother started me drinking
at eight to keep me quiet.
352
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,240
I lost my virginity and my dog
to a Brazilian au pair.
353
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:25,581
My archrival killed and later
dated my one true love.
354
00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:27,618
Thank you for sharing.
I see you.
355
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:30,491
I wasn't connecting.
I was one-upping.
356
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,017
Damn it, probably shouldn't
have handcuffed my gun hand.
357
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,021
I can help. Give me a gun.
358
00:17:46,054 --> 00:17:48,326
Better idea, I'll just
shoot myself in the face
359
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,231
- and cut out the middleman.
- Sterling, trust me.
360
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:54,505
We're all about to die.
Just give him the damn gun.
361
00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:56,040
Ugh.
362
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,615
Bang, bang.
363
00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:01,519
Just kidding, my friend.
364
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:11,038
I'm out.
365
00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:12,675
- We're here.
- Brake!
366
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:17,718
Oh, dear God.
367
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,989
What is happening
with necks in this country?
368
00:18:20,022 --> 00:18:21,322
We've got bigger problems.
369
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:23,663
Specifically,
lots of smaller problems.
370
00:18:27,704 --> 00:18:30,410
- Are those...
- The good drones.
371
00:18:37,591 --> 00:18:42,300
Well, if I have to die,
I'm glad it's next to friends.
372
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:43,970
Stop making this something it's not.
373
00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:48,111
Damn it, who buys
a drone with knives?
374
00:18:53,656 --> 00:18:55,193
The same person with two thumbs
375
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:58,165
and no more champagne...
this guy.
376
00:18:58,198 --> 00:19:01,004
I am still drunk from the train.
377
00:19:01,037 --> 00:19:03,309
Get inside
and deactivate these fuckers.
378
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,480
- Not cool.
- Excuse me?
379
00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:08,720
- What are you doing?
- Speaking truth to power.
380
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,591
And the truth is, this isn't cool.
381
00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:12,461
You called us in here
for an ambush.
382
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:15,601
Mr. Figgis, this is
a fact-finding meeting.
383
00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,758
Oh, yeah, with quorum of
member states as required
384
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:21,882
to adopt a resolution, per
the UN rules of procedure?
385
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,184
That's what I thought.
You're grandstanding.
386
00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:25,657
You already know
what you plan to do.
387
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:28,092
But guess what?
We're the Agency.
388
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:32,166
We're used to ambushes and bad
odds and terrible situations.
389
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,482
That's where we thrive...
390
00:19:39,515 --> 00:19:41,035
because we're not just
the front lines.
391
00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:42,359
We're a step beyond that.
392
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,366
If we do our job right,
there never is a front line.
393
00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,639
So you can look at the screen
and see our failures, sure.
394
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:53,242
- What the...?
- But the world you're living in,
395
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,246
the world you're
living in right now,
396
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,083
that is our success.
397
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,130
- I tried. Your turn.
- I don't have a gun.
398
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,801
You can't shoot me!
399
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,204
I never filled out
my starting paperwork!
400
00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,222
You're welcome.
401
00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:22,537
What the hell happened?
402
00:20:22,608 --> 00:20:25,374
The door only allows
one person through at a time.
403
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:27,110
Getting pretty droney out here.
404
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,813
How do I deactivate the drones?
405
00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:31,418
You can't, not without
my handprint for the scanner.
406
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,433
We almost made it all
the way, didn't we, friend?
407
00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:40,404
I couldn't have made it
this far without you.
408
00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:42,273
But I've got it from here, friend.
409
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,516
Ow! What the shit?
410
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,285
Thanks for the hand, friend.
411
00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,392
Protocol deactivated.
412
00:20:57,738 --> 00:21:02,180
- So how we all feeling?
- Better than Fabian.
413
00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,618
Can you believe he doesn't
wanna be friends anymore?
414
00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,889
- You cut off his hand.
- For a good cause.
415
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:09,862
- And I gave it back to him.
- After you shot him the bird with it.
416
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,298
That was Zara's idea.
417
00:21:11,332 --> 00:21:13,168
- And it was hilarious.
- Thanks.
418
00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,805
It's not my first dismemberment.
419
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,476
Going forward,
no more cutting off hands
420
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,312
and taunting people with them.
421
00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,586
The UN came after us today,
but we really dodged a bullet
422
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,320
by saving them from bullets.
423
00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:24,592
I just wanna say
I was only siding
424
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,631
- with the UN for immunity.
- Yeah, you told us.
425
00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,368
Oh, no. Uh, guys?
426
00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,881
In light of recent events,
427
00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:33,175
it is with overwhelming support
428
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,914
from our member nations
that this council votes
429
00:21:35,947 --> 00:21:38,887
to declare all
private independent
430
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,626
spy agencies illegal.
431
00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:44,865
They will be given
30 days to disband.
432
00:21:48,906 --> 00:21:52,792
Is that 30 calendar days
or business days?
433
00:21:53,382 --> 00:21:55,844
God damn it.
434
00:21:56,253 --> 00:22:00,130
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