1 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:18,560 Uh, name? 2 00:00:22,635 --> 00:00:24,238 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:24,271 --> 00:00:26,075 Well, that's a grim way to start the morning. 4 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:29,616 - With coffee? Seems normal. - With watching an assassination! 5 00:00:29,649 --> 00:00:31,849 Technically, we don't know that it was an assassination. 6 00:00:31,873 --> 00:00:36,229 - A drone shot a man in the head! - Which makes it an execution, Cyril. 7 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:39,101 It's only an assassination if he was famous. 8 00:00:39,134 --> 00:00:42,341 Connor Fairchild, former low-level security guard at IIA. 9 00:00:42,374 --> 00:00:44,412 Ugh, he was always rude to me. 10 00:00:44,446 --> 00:00:46,617 Well, who can't come in the commissary 11 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,221 without their badge now, Mr. Connor? 12 00:00:50,591 --> 00:00:53,179 - Is that too dark? - Connor is one of a dozen former 13 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:56,470 IIA employees to be killed by drones in the last 24 hours. 14 00:00:56,503 --> 00:01:00,445 - My memory is a little hazy... - Probably from all the concussions. 15 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,515 - And drinking. - And elderly dementia. 16 00:01:02,548 --> 00:01:05,755 My memory is a little hazy, but didn't we beat IIA? 17 00:01:05,788 --> 00:01:07,692 Yes, the organization was dismantled. 18 00:01:07,725 --> 00:01:11,399 But until now, most of the employees survived, including us. 19 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:13,203 Technically, I was never an employee. 20 00:01:13,236 --> 00:01:15,340 I always fill out my start paperwork incorrectly 21 00:01:15,373 --> 00:01:16,677 so I don't have to pay taxes. 22 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,148 You know that's not how taxes work, right? 23 00:01:19,181 --> 00:01:21,520 All I know is, I haven't paid taxes in 20 years 24 00:01:21,553 --> 00:01:23,390 or gone to the dentist. 25 00:01:23,424 --> 00:01:25,093 My point is, someone has a grudge 26 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,764 against ex-IIA employees. 27 00:01:26,797 --> 00:01:29,302 We need to figure out who that is and stop them. 28 00:01:29,335 --> 00:01:32,241 And until then, we keep our heads on a swivel. 29 00:01:32,274 --> 00:01:34,479 - Hmm. - Hmm? 30 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:37,686 - O-Okay, don't shoot the messenger. - That's the drone's job. 31 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:40,491 But while I was secretly temping at IIA... 32 00:01:40,524 --> 00:01:42,294 - Double agent. - Bless you. 33 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:45,501 Fabian asked me to place an order for, let's call it, 34 00:01:45,534 --> 00:01:47,371 5,000 weaponized smart drones. 35 00:01:47,404 --> 00:01:48,574 What? 36 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:50,578 We don't know that it's related. 37 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,381 But y'all, it's probably related. 38 00:01:52,414 --> 00:01:54,653 Oh, my God, I do not have time for this. 39 00:01:54,686 --> 00:01:57,559 The UN is holding hearings today on private spy agencies, 40 00:01:57,592 --> 00:01:59,228 and I've gotta make a presentation 41 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:00,821 about all the good work that we've done. 42 00:02:00,845 --> 00:02:02,702 Ooh, I wouldn't show them these videos. 43 00:02:02,735 --> 00:02:05,642 We need to make sure there are no new videos. 44 00:02:05,675 --> 00:02:07,545 And it seems like there's only one person 45 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:08,878 who can help us sort this out. 46 00:02:09,816 --> 00:02:12,275 The dead barista? 47 00:02:12,522 --> 00:02:17,599 Well, well, well, look what the cat vomited up. 48 00:02:17,632 --> 00:02:23,143 Um, that's not how that goes. Idiot. 49 00:02:57,152 --> 00:03:00,192 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 50 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,193 Sterling Archer. You look old. 51 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,632 And you look imprisoned. 52 00:03:10,203 --> 00:03:11,740 Is that a squash court? 53 00:03:11,773 --> 00:03:14,479 - What kind of prison is this? - Uh, Swiss. 54 00:03:14,512 --> 00:03:17,752 Remind me to get imprisoned for war crimes in Switzerland. 55 00:03:17,785 --> 00:03:20,892 I mean, if I commit war crimes, which I won't. 56 00:03:20,925 --> 00:03:22,629 Can we make this fast? 57 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:25,367 We can only reserve the courts for an hour. 58 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,304 I don't believe we've met. 59 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,509 Zara Khan, formerly Interpol, currently top agent 60 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,714 - at the Agency. - What? Says who? 61 00:03:31,747 --> 00:03:34,486 - My achievements, dumbass. - Can we focus? 62 00:03:34,519 --> 00:03:36,222 Any reason why drones might be murdering 63 00:03:36,255 --> 00:03:37,759 everybody who worked for IIA? 64 00:03:37,792 --> 00:03:41,500 What? Oh, no-fault severance. 65 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,369 Should I punch you before or after 66 00:03:43,402 --> 00:03:44,702 you explain what that means? 67 00:03:44,706 --> 00:03:48,246 At IIA, whenever we needed to cut ties 68 00:03:48,279 --> 00:03:49,883 with a troublesome employee, 69 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:53,924 we'd check a little box in their file called "no-fault severance." 70 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:55,762 And pop, out flew a drone. 71 00:03:55,795 --> 00:03:58,501 Whatever second-rate government bureaucrat 72 00:03:58,534 --> 00:04:02,509 - that's now liquidating IIA must... Ow! - I got tired of waiting. 73 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,578 - But also, how do we turn them off? - You can't. 74 00:04:05,581 --> 00:04:07,251 The drones are controlled by an automated 75 00:04:07,284 --> 00:04:08,888 facility in Liechtenstein. 76 00:04:08,921 --> 00:04:12,361 - And I'm the only one with access. - Great, you're coming with us. 77 00:04:12,394 --> 00:04:14,766 One, not your call. Two, no, he's not. 78 00:04:14,799 --> 00:04:18,674 - Three, what achievements, Zara? - I'm afraid you won't get past 79 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:20,445 the fingerprint scanner without me. 80 00:04:20,478 --> 00:04:21,814 We will if I cut off your hand. 81 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:24,653 - Well, there's also a retinal scanner. - And your eye. 82 00:04:24,686 --> 00:04:27,257 - And the voice identification... - And your vocal chords. 83 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:29,361 At a certain point, bringing him seems easier 84 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,958 - than bringing all these pieces. - We'll put them in a bag! 85 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:35,373 I'm happy to help without being dismembered. 86 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:39,816 As a former IIA employee, I'm a drone target myself. 87 00:04:39,849 --> 00:04:42,421 And I'd prefer to enjoy my daily bike ride 88 00:04:42,455 --> 00:04:44,826 without being gunned down from the sky. 89 00:04:44,859 --> 00:04:47,836 Daily bike ride? How the hell is your prison 90 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:48,977 life better than my free life? 91 00:04:49,001 --> 00:04:52,307 - We still have to break him out. - This is a Swiss prison. 92 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:55,781 Anyone with Interpol ID can sign me out for the weekend. 93 00:04:57,317 --> 00:05:00,458 - Well, God bless Swiss prisons. - Best in the world. 94 00:05:00,491 --> 00:05:02,662 They really focus on rehabilitating 95 00:05:02,695 --> 00:05:04,800 the whole person, you know? 96 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,304 - What is this? - Insurance. 97 00:05:07,337 --> 00:05:09,442 This stays on until you're back in prison. 98 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,446 The whole mission? What if you gotta take a leak? 99 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,617 - We'll hold it. - A wise precaution. 100 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:15,353 But will it be enough? 101 00:05:15,386 --> 00:05:17,992 Even now, an army of IIA loyalists 102 00:05:18,025 --> 00:05:21,332 is no doubt working to secure my freedom. 103 00:05:21,365 --> 00:05:23,085 Hmm. In that case... 104 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,614 I immediately have to pee. 105 00:05:35,059 --> 00:05:36,830 Damn it, window seat. 106 00:05:36,863 --> 00:05:38,734 - Pam, go across the aisle. - No! 107 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:41,707 I'm not taking the window seat with killer drones on the loose. 108 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:43,040 Also, I still have to pee. 109 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,746 Maybe you should have thought about this 110 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,884 before you handcuffed yourself to two people? 111 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:48,754 Don't tell me what I should have thought of. 112 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:50,491 But yeah, maybe. 113 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:53,597 If it's any consolation, we won't be on the train long. 114 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:55,635 You seriously think people are coming to help you? 115 00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:58,507 - Why wouldn't they? - Yeah, you know, you weren't 116 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:00,076 the world's greatest boss, 117 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,916 what with ratting out a lot of people on your way to prison, 118 00:06:02,949 --> 00:06:07,057 and now sending drones to kill 'em. Yeah, not great. 119 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:12,034 The board sent those drones. And I only ratted as necessary. 120 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,371 You can fight about it while I'm in the john. 121 00:06:14,404 --> 00:06:16,764 - Where's the handcuff key? - Oh, I don't have one. 122 00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:19,381 - What, why? - I'm committing to the method, Pam. 123 00:06:19,414 --> 00:06:21,820 The first thing a rescuer will ask for is a handcuff key. 124 00:06:21,853 --> 00:06:24,391 - Or a bone saw. - No one carries those around. 125 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,530 Fine, I guess we're all going to the bathroom. 126 00:06:26,563 --> 00:06:29,803 - Oh, God, no. - I'm not happy about it, either. 127 00:06:29,836 --> 00:06:32,407 Hey, order us drinks... lots of drinks. 128 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:36,048 - Ooh, what looks good? - Ugh, I really don't care. 129 00:06:36,081 --> 00:06:38,086 Well, I do. 130 00:06:38,119 --> 00:06:40,039 It's my first time talking to the United Nations. 131 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:42,528 Or-or is it before the United Nations? 132 00:06:42,561 --> 00:06:45,400 Do we address the nations? Oh, my God. Lana! 133 00:06:45,434 --> 00:06:48,807 Just let me do the talking, okay? And relax, all right? 134 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,112 The UN never actually does anything. 135 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:55,521 I mean, these people are total idiots. 136 00:06:55,554 --> 00:06:59,094 - Do you need to turn this on or... - It's already on. 137 00:07:02,601 --> 00:07:05,541 Hello, nations. 138 00:07:05,574 --> 00:07:08,981 - Nope, that feels wrong. - I'm trying my best, you dicks. 139 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,851 I don't think these bathrooms were designed 140 00:07:10,884 --> 00:07:12,455 for three people handcuffed together. 141 00:07:12,488 --> 00:07:14,559 And I don't think sarcasm makes this process faster. 142 00:07:14,592 --> 00:07:15,962 Are you done? 143 00:07:15,995 --> 00:07:17,966 - Haven't even started yet. - What? 144 00:07:17,999 --> 00:07:20,159 Tell this guy to stop peeking through the cracks! 145 00:07:20,183 --> 00:07:23,611 I can't help where my head is based on where my arms are. 146 00:07:31,459 --> 00:07:33,697 Whatever you're doing in there, 147 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:37,905 - I promise there's an easier way. - How's this way? 148 00:07:37,938 --> 00:07:40,010 Huh, are we slowing down? 149 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:44,853 - Yes, it's the end of the line. - Carlotta, my loyal number two, 150 00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:48,126 come to my unnecessary but grateful res... 151 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:50,039 - Someone's in here! - We gotta get out of here! 152 00:07:50,063 --> 00:07:54,706 - After Pamela washes her hands. - I didn't touch anything. 153 00:07:54,739 --> 00:07:56,610 Carlotta, watch your fire. 154 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,482 She's shooting at you, moron. Come on. 155 00:07:59,515 --> 00:08:02,622 - What's the problem? - I'm not leaving. 156 00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:04,459 You got three seconds, asshole. 157 00:08:04,492 --> 00:08:05,928 And I'm shooting your elbow in one. 158 00:08:05,961 --> 00:08:08,801 Okay, okay. Carlotta, they're trying to... 159 00:08:13,175 --> 00:08:15,681 - You're welcome. - For what? 160 00:08:15,714 --> 00:08:18,520 - For rescuing you. - They were rescuing me. 161 00:08:18,553 --> 00:08:20,958 What? They were trying to kill you. 162 00:08:20,991 --> 00:08:23,664 Says the man who pulled me out of a moving train. 163 00:08:23,697 --> 00:08:27,939 - Well, you're alive, aren't you? - Guys, I don't think this tree is... 164 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,925 Nope, it's not. 165 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:39,094 They were obviously trying to assassinate you. 166 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:42,802 What possible reason would my employees have to kill me? 167 00:08:42,835 --> 00:08:44,171 I think we're clear for now. 168 00:08:44,204 --> 00:08:47,110 Uh, how about, you made their lives miserable and they hate you? 169 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:50,283 The brightest emerald is forged in the hardest granite. 170 00:08:50,316 --> 00:08:52,588 Hey, can we focus on the real problem? 171 00:08:52,621 --> 00:08:53,924 Being lost in the woods? 172 00:08:53,957 --> 00:08:56,262 Hmm, the ex-IIA hit squad coming for us? 173 00:08:56,295 --> 00:08:58,199 - The drones? - Oh, right. 174 00:08:58,232 --> 00:09:01,840 - Yeah, and if that hit squad... - AKA rescue squad. 175 00:09:01,873 --> 00:09:03,944 AKA, you're delusional. 176 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,947 If the hit squad kills Fabian, he can't deactivate the drones, 177 00:09:06,950 --> 00:09:08,554 and they'll kill all of us. 178 00:09:08,587 --> 00:09:12,929 So by the transitive property, you must keep me alive. 179 00:09:12,962 --> 00:09:16,903 That's not the transitive property. It's a contrapositive conditional. 180 00:09:16,936 --> 00:09:18,774 Well, on the bright side, Ray and Zara 181 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:21,947 - are probably already coming for us. - Oh, my God! 182 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,951 Look at those mountains. 183 00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:26,055 Um, Zara? 184 00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:27,925 The drinks on this train are free. 185 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,629 I got one for you, but then I drank it. 186 00:09:29,662 --> 00:09:33,086 - These are for me. - Hey, whenever y'all are done whispering 187 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,206 and pointing at shit, can you bring me a mimosa? 188 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,049 - Um, where are they going? - To Liechtenstein! 189 00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:42,120 We're walking to another country? 190 00:09:42,153 --> 00:09:45,561 - Unless you have a better idea. - Uh, yeah, let the drones kill us. 191 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:47,297 I have an even better idea. 192 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,803 I defeat you in unarmed combat 193 00:09:49,836 --> 00:09:52,307 and reunite with my cadre of faithfuls. 194 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,746 Get your hand off my wrist. 195 00:09:54,779 --> 00:09:59,054 I believe the parlance is, compel me, brother. 196 00:09:59,087 --> 00:10:01,258 Can you not while I'm attached to you? 197 00:10:03,597 --> 00:10:06,515 Any chance that's a totally unrelated drone? 198 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:09,642 - I mean, some. - Run! 199 00:10:13,984 --> 00:10:17,925 - Can we please stop falling off things? - Oh, boy, they're coming. 200 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,996 Fabian, I hope you can hold your breath for three minutes 201 00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:22,200 because that's how long I'm holding you underwater. 202 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:23,737 That won't work, I'm afraid. 203 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,008 These drones are top of the line. 204 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:29,248 They cannot be fooled by water or darkness or disguise. 205 00:10:29,281 --> 00:10:31,753 They are relentless and unbamboozable. 206 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:33,426 Maybe use a less silly word for the drones 207 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:36,328 - coming to kill us. - Screw the words. What do we do? 208 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,366 Make peace with the god you choose, 209 00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:40,671 for the day of judgment is at hand. 210 00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:47,184 We're alive! 211 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:49,221 Uh, although, I guess this could also be hell. 212 00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:52,294 - What just happened? - My guess, Ray bought shitty drones 213 00:10:52,327 --> 00:10:54,031 that couldn't detect us through the mud. 214 00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:56,636 But he spent the entire drone budget. 215 00:10:57,872 --> 00:11:00,844 Oh, what they don't know can't kill them won't kill them. 216 00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:03,684 More daiquiri, Mr. Gillette? 217 00:11:03,717 --> 00:11:05,688 What do you think, dummy? 218 00:11:05,721 --> 00:11:08,827 Oi, more of these and these and some crisps, yeah? 219 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,298 For me and those snobs across the aisle 220 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:13,102 who clearly think they're better than me. 221 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:14,973 And how long does it take three people 222 00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:17,410 handcuffed together to use the bathroom? 223 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:21,051 Um, this doesn't feel administrative. 224 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:24,291 Secretary General Hernandez, a pleasure, as always. 225 00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:27,163 I wish I could say the same. 226 00:11:27,196 --> 00:11:28,800 Yeah, what's the deal here, guys? 227 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,005 I thought this was basically a meet-and-greet. 228 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,975 This is a disciplinary hearing 229 00:11:33,008 --> 00:11:35,714 to determine if independent spy agencies 230 00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:39,288 will be allowed to continue operating on the global stage. 231 00:11:39,321 --> 00:11:41,325 What? And you're telling me now? 232 00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:43,129 I told your secretary. 233 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,400 Uh, I'm an office administrator. 234 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:49,007 - Cheryl, what are you doing here? - I'm a surprise witness. 235 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,913 - A surprise witness for what? - The United Nations. 236 00:11:51,946 --> 00:11:53,450 We're in their house, silly. 237 00:11:53,483 --> 00:11:55,286 So the surprise is against us? 238 00:11:55,319 --> 00:11:59,027 - Well, they offered me immunity. - Immunity from what? 239 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,864 We haven't done anything wrong. 240 00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:04,104 - Well... - Nothing legally wrong. 241 00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,375 Oh, my God, Lana, when someone offers you immunity, 242 00:12:06,408 --> 00:12:08,246 you take it. 243 00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:10,279 And all I had to do was tell him all the bad things 244 00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:12,455 - we ever did ever. - Shall we begin? 245 00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:14,191 - No. - No? 246 00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:17,108 No! You already had your chance to pee on the train. 247 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,490 My chance to pee with the door open 248 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,372 - that got interrupted by a gunfight. - More than some people get. 249 00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:23,109 Do those people also have to hold it 250 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,246 while falling out of a moving train 251 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,159 and then slogging through a river covered in mud 252 00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:28,487 that they can't clean off 253 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,290 or a cheap-ass drone will come and kill them? 254 00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,027 I also have to pee. 255 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:35,033 Don't worry. You'll be peeing very soon. 256 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,970 Carlotta, thank goodness. 257 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:40,176 Tell my friends you're here to rescue me and then kill them. 258 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:43,951 - Rescue? I'm here to kill you. - You, them? 259 00:12:43,984 --> 00:12:46,489 You as in you, you pompous, abusive, 260 00:12:46,522 --> 00:12:48,827 culturally ambiguous middle manager. 261 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:52,167 Middle manager? I led the company! 262 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,737 That's what you got from that? 263 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,741 Jesus, this is why everyone hates you. 264 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,480 Carlotta, I assure you, I did my best. 265 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:01,285 Anything you disagreed with, that was the board. 266 00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:04,107 There was no board! You just made them up 267 00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:07,130 to have someone to blame for all your bad choices. 268 00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:09,167 Whoa, that's actually a good idea. 269 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,207 Technically, the board did exist for a week. 270 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,079 - And then had them killed. - Tell them I say hello. 271 00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:16,952 Wait, he's the only one who can stop the drones 272 00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:19,321 - that are coming to kill us all. - I'll take that risk. 273 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,064 - Ow! God damn it. - Sorry. 274 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,438 Take it down! 275 00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:36,956 - What the hell, Archer? - Sorry, it was instinct. 276 00:13:36,989 --> 00:13:39,962 - To save me? - God, no, to save the mission. 277 00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:42,501 Um, guys, do I have as little mud on my face 278 00:13:42,534 --> 00:13:44,037 as you do on yours? 279 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,175 How could I possibly make that comparison? 280 00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,011 Go! 281 00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:57,097 Okay, state your name for the record. 282 00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,934 - Uh, pass. - What? 283 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,370 I just prefer not to. 284 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,407 - You understand. - I don't. 285 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,146 Well, the surprise witness is surprising the surprisers. 286 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:08,052 No one at the office is answering. We are not ready for this. 287 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:10,591 Lana, our record speaks for itself. We do good in the world. 288 00:14:10,624 --> 00:14:12,127 And Cheryl is wearing them down. 289 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,930 State your name for the record! 290 00:14:13,963 --> 00:14:16,135 Let's just move on to the evidence. 291 00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:19,174 Can you confirm that this is the work of the Agency? 292 00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:21,345 Yep. Uh-huh. 293 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,548 Uh, probably. 294 00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:24,351 Yeah. 295 00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:27,458 In our defense, that was full of hydrogen. 296 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,294 Oh, God, I was wrong about our record. 297 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,298 - We're monsters. - Can you not? 298 00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:33,002 Not what? 299 00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:35,507 Pam, can you not look at me while we're doing this? 300 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,177 You choose the handcuffs. 301 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,982 I chose where I look. Boi-oi-oing. 302 00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:41,418 They all hate me. 303 00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:44,224 - After everything I did for them. - Okay. 304 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:46,137 On the bright side, we made it to Liechtenstein. 305 00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:48,099 Pants up and never speak of this on three. 306 00:14:48,132 --> 00:14:49,936 One, two, three. 307 00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,473 Hey, I hear cars that way. 308 00:14:51,506 --> 00:14:53,309 We can find a ride. 309 00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,146 Seriously? We're almost there. 310 00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:56,381 What are you doing, Fabian? 311 00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:59,522 I'm giving up. Let the drones take me. 312 00:14:59,555 --> 00:15:03,062 For what is life without the respect of my peers? 313 00:15:03,095 --> 00:15:04,999 Hey, bud, you have my respect. 314 00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:07,036 I don't really care about that. 315 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:15,119 - You have my respect, Fabian. - Really? 316 00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:17,123 Yeah, you know, I still hate you, 317 00:15:17,156 --> 00:15:19,294 but you're a semi-worthy adversary. 318 00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:21,298 I feel the same way! 319 00:15:21,331 --> 00:15:24,237 In spite of everything, we're not so different. 320 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,609 No, I didn't say that. We're very, very different. 321 00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:30,451 You handcuffed us together so we could bond. 322 00:15:30,484 --> 00:15:34,391 Two lone wolves, learning to survive as a pack. 323 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,399 I'm coming around to death by drone. 324 00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,336 Oh, shit, I hear something else coming around. 325 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,146 Ha, ha, found our ride. 326 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,920 - You mean the guys that wanna kill us? - I have an idea. 327 00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:56,101 You've been got... oh! 328 00:15:57,103 --> 00:16:00,343 Oh, damn, dude, that just popped right off. 329 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,080 Why was his neck so weak? 330 00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:04,519 More importantly, how are we all fitting on this thing? 331 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:10,062 - Hang on. - It's a short drive. 332 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:14,204 Yeah, it better be. Oh, God, crows are pecking at the head. 333 00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:18,345 I forgive you, friend. 334 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,116 Great, 'cause I'm about to do it again. 335 00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:32,307 Champagne to go. I mean, who does that? 336 00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:33,543 Switzerland does it. 337 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,283 Can you believe the others spent the entire ride in the toilet? 338 00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:40,591 I did until a second ago. 339 00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:45,934 - We're close. - How close? 340 00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:48,811 - Time or distance? - Will we die before we get there? 341 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:52,948 That depends on one thing: the intimacy of our friendship. 342 00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:55,354 Can you not say stuff like that while we're penis to penis? 343 00:16:55,387 --> 00:16:56,623 Just say nose to nose. 344 00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:03,102 I was born to an Albanian seamstress. 345 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,906 It was a breech birth. 346 00:17:04,939 --> 00:17:07,478 For my fifth birthday, I was gifted a kitten by my uncle 347 00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:10,350 but gave it up upon discovering a mild allergy. 348 00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:11,503 What the hell are you doing? 349 00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:13,623 Bonding by sharing traumas. 350 00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:16,295 You call those traumas? I never knew my father. 351 00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:18,967 My mother started me drinking at eight to keep me quiet. 352 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,240 I lost my virginity and my dog to a Brazilian au pair. 353 00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:25,581 My archrival killed and later dated my one true love. 354 00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:27,618 Thank you for sharing. I see you. 355 00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:30,491 I wasn't connecting. I was one-upping. 356 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,017 Damn it, probably shouldn't have handcuffed my gun hand. 357 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,021 I can help. Give me a gun. 358 00:17:46,054 --> 00:17:48,326 Better idea, I'll just shoot myself in the face 359 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,231 - and cut out the middleman. - Sterling, trust me. 360 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:54,505 We're all about to die. Just give him the damn gun. 361 00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:56,040 Ugh. 362 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,615 Bang, bang. 363 00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:01,519 Just kidding, my friend. 364 00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:11,038 I'm out. 365 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:12,675 - We're here. - Brake! 366 00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:17,718 Oh, dear God. 367 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,989 What is happening with necks in this country? 368 00:18:20,022 --> 00:18:21,322 We've got bigger problems. 369 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:23,663 Specifically, lots of smaller problems. 370 00:18:27,704 --> 00:18:30,410 - Are those... - The good drones. 371 00:18:37,591 --> 00:18:42,300 Well, if I have to die, I'm glad it's next to friends. 372 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:43,970 Stop making this something it's not. 373 00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:48,111 Damn it, who buys a drone with knives? 374 00:18:53,656 --> 00:18:55,193 The same person with two thumbs 375 00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:58,165 and no more champagne... this guy. 376 00:18:58,198 --> 00:19:01,004 I am still drunk from the train. 377 00:19:01,037 --> 00:19:03,309 Get inside and deactivate these fuckers. 378 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,480 - Not cool. - Excuse me? 379 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:08,720 - What are you doing? - Speaking truth to power. 380 00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,591 And the truth is, this isn't cool. 381 00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:12,461 You called us in here for an ambush. 382 00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:15,601 Mr. Figgis, this is a fact-finding meeting. 383 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,758 Oh, yeah, with quorum of member states as required 384 00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:21,882 to adopt a resolution, per the UN rules of procedure? 385 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,184 That's what I thought. You're grandstanding. 386 00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:25,657 You already know what you plan to do. 387 00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:28,092 But guess what? We're the Agency. 388 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:32,166 We're used to ambushes and bad odds and terrible situations. 389 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,482 That's where we thrive... 390 00:19:39,515 --> 00:19:41,035 because we're not just the front lines. 391 00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:42,359 We're a step beyond that. 392 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,366 If we do our job right, there never is a front line. 393 00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,639 So you can look at the screen and see our failures, sure. 394 00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:53,242 - What the...? - But the world you're living in, 395 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,246 the world you're living in right now, 396 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,083 that is our success. 397 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,130 - I tried. Your turn. - I don't have a gun. 398 00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,801 You can't shoot me! 399 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,204 I never filled out my starting paperwork! 400 00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,222 You're welcome. 401 00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:22,537 What the hell happened? 402 00:20:22,608 --> 00:20:25,374 The door only allows one person through at a time. 403 00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:27,110 Getting pretty droney out here. 404 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,813 How do I deactivate the drones? 405 00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:31,418 You can't, not without my handprint for the scanner. 406 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,433 We almost made it all the way, didn't we, friend? 407 00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:40,404 I couldn't have made it this far without you. 408 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:42,273 But I've got it from here, friend. 409 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,516 Ow! What the shit? 410 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,285 Thanks for the hand, friend. 411 00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,392 Protocol deactivated. 412 00:20:57,738 --> 00:21:02,180 - So how we all feeling? - Better than Fabian. 413 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,618 Can you believe he doesn't wanna be friends anymore? 414 00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,889 - You cut off his hand. - For a good cause. 415 00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:09,862 - And I gave it back to him. - After you shot him the bird with it. 416 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,298 That was Zara's idea. 417 00:21:11,332 --> 00:21:13,168 - And it was hilarious. - Thanks. 418 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,805 It's not my first dismemberment. 419 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,476 Going forward, no more cutting off hands 420 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,312 and taunting people with them. 421 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,586 The UN came after us today, but we really dodged a bullet 422 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,320 by saving them from bullets. 423 00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:24,592 I just wanna say I was only siding 424 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,631 - with the UN for immunity. - Yeah, you told us. 425 00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,368 Oh, no. Uh, guys? 426 00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,881 In light of recent events, 427 00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:33,175 it is with overwhelming support 428 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,914 from our member nations that this council votes 429 00:21:35,947 --> 00:21:38,887 to declare all private independent 430 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,626 spy agencies illegal. 431 00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:44,865 They will be given 30 days to disband. 432 00:21:48,906 --> 00:21:52,792 Is that 30 calendar days or business days? 433 00:21:53,382 --> 00:21:55,844 God damn it. 434 00:21:56,253 --> 00:22:00,130 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com --