1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,840 We got our buns waxed. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,200 At least we're not dead. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,460 When we get home I'm just gonna relax with a nice head of butter lettuce. 4 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:11,560 You're such a weirdo. 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,300 Danny, how's life support? 6 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,520 Damage to vital systems? 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,100 Danny? 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,440 I think something's wrong with Danny. 9 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:25,240 Yeah, he doesn't normally do that. 10 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:27,920 Dude! Chill! 11 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,260 I'm serious bro! 12 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,400 Chill! Dude! Bro! 13 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:40,260 He was hysterical, like a regular nut bar. 14 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:43,700 I noted several whacked-out spasms of pain, Chris. 15 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:44,680 Computer: 16 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,140 Diagnose Danny. 17 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:49,300 Diagnosis: Danny has contracted Zgraxxis fever. 18 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,180 Alright, 19 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,880 time to replace his eyeballs. 20 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,880 Something's not right. 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,880 I'm getting that weird feeling. 22 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:58,960 Kinda barfy. 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,040 This whole mission has been so whack. 24 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,800 First, when we landed on Zgraxxis 25 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:05,560 to help King Congletard fight the Hardcore Hill Midgets, 26 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,220 didn't it seem more like they were Softcore Hill Midgets? 27 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:12,280 noticed you noticing that. 28 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,820 Then when you guys were towing their artificial Sun, 29 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:17,560 that Moon Dragon totally got the wrong idea 30 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,600 and kept trying to have sassy moments with our aft boosters. 31 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,880 And then Beth grew a tail! 32 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,880 Yeah, and I got a tail! 33 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:24,880 Hello. 34 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,580 If you people don't want my help 35 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:30,320 then I'll just take my good looks and my country pork rinds back to the bus stop! 36 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,320 Pretend I was never here! 37 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,320 Um, greetings...? 38 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,320 That guy wasn't here a second ago. 39 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,580 Don't let me tarnish your track pants! 40 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:41,300 I'm garbage! I can just go die! 41 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,180 We were talking. 42 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:45,800 Yeah. 43 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,600 And then there was an aged man 44 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,940 with pork rinds, 45 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:50,600 listing off unusual cares. 46 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,260 That's right. 47 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,100 And I saw a bus. Over there. 48 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,600 I'm not sure what we just saw. 49 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,240 Some kind of Spectral phenomenon? 50 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,880 Was that alien really here? 51 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,880 Yeah, but readings say he was human. 52 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,480 And very emotional. 53 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,280 Did you see those powers? 54 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,880 You guys, I think that was an Emotion Lord! 55 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,900 Whaaat. 56 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,900 No one's ever seen an Emotion Lord. 57 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:12,320 It's just something weak people created to feel safe about their weakness. 58 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,640 You talk about me like I'm not even here! 59 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,720 NOW what am I gonna do with all this motor oil? 60 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,900 And you guys already have all the motor oil you could ever need! 61 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,480 That old man is bat-dook crazy! 62 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,320 These scans don't make sense. 63 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,140 Chris, I think you were standing too close to him for me to get a clear reading... 64 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:32,440 Alert: Patient critical. All major organs failing. 65 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,660 Dang! We're losing him. 66 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:36,660 Computer: sterilize area for immediate surgery. 67 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:42,900 Yep, this place is now sterile. 68 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,720 Chris wants space chickens! 69 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,760 What? No I don't... 30 space chickens! GO! 70 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:51,740 Woah ... heads up! Detecting high levels of space chickens! 71 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,900 Wha... NO! 72 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,760 Space chickens are a surgeon's worst nightmare! 73 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,760 I don't get it. Who is this old guy? 74 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,760 We don't need space chickens at all! 75 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,260 OH NO! The space chickens are getting into the motor oil! 76 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:08,340 Computer: contain area and re-sterilize! 77 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:09,720 We're running outta time. 78 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,720 Is the Emotion Lord gone? 79 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,300 I think so. 80 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,300 Alright. Laser scalpel ready. 81 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,520 And removing... 82 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,960 Danny's... eyelids... 83 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,320 Dabney's gone. 84 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,340 I'm callin it. 85 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,540 Time of death, sixteen-hundred hours. 86 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,560 We lost a good one. 87 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,760 Come on man! 88 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,820 I can't find my Fresh Mex Victory Hat anywhere! 89 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:34,680 Anyone seen it? 90 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,680 Please, Danny's gonna DIE if I don't... 91 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,120 CASHEWS IN YOUR MOUTH! 92 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,740 Unauthorized cashews! 93 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:46,060 That is enough! 94 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,060 Come out here and fight me, villain! 95 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,740 It was you, wasn't it? 96 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:51,940 Over here! 97 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,580 YOU caused the freaky stuff on Zgraxxis! 98 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,100 You're irrational, irresponsible... 99 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,060 -Marco! -Polo! 100 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,320 verly emotional 101 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,040 and unattractive! 102 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,520 Don't shoot at me! 103 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,100 And YOU'RE the reason Danny's going to die! 104 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,580 Chris calm down. 105 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:10,440 Aren't you! 106 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,760 Don't fire lasers in this direction! 107 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,540 AREN'T YOU?! 108 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,060 Chris ... don't!! 109 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,060 I cannot train him. 110 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,220 He's not ready. 111 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:31,240 What are you talking about?! 112 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,400 I was prepared to begin you on the path toward your destiny. 113 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,920 But you are too young, 114 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,020 self-absorbed and impatient. 115 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,160 What destiny? 116 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,240 You want to train me? 117 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:40,940 Wait a minute! 118 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:42,660 No more space chickens. 119 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,020 No more tail. 120 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,380 And your little friend Dandy... 121 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:49,880 healed. 122 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,080 I feel fresh as the dickens! 123 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,340 One day, Chris Kirkman, 124 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:59,020 you will know the full extent of your power. But not now. 125 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,080 One day... I WILL return. 126 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,320 Wait ... me? 127 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,320 I'm gonna have powers? 128 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,280 Are you kidding? 129 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,100 ...Yeah I'm kidding. 130 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,580 FIVE HUNDRED CHOCOLATE PUPPIES! 131 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:10,580 Gotta blow! 132 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,620 This is the best day of my life!