1 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:07,750 Dark abomination of the Wet Mounds of Nardacorn! 2 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:09,850 Taste my Blade! 3 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:20,310 Nice whiskers. 4 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:21,870 Dude! 5 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:24,050 Why can't a guy ever have his private time? 6 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,450 You been in here since last night. 7 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:29,030 Come on Chris, I need to use the bathroom. 8 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,230 I haven't defeated the boss yet. 9 00:00:32,050 --> 00:00:33,090 Oh man, 10 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:35,310 that's Great Plains Wildebeest, 11 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:37,550 with wizard hat and staff! 12 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,690 Nobody's ever beaten that thing. 13 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:43,690 He's going down. 14 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:46,730 Man, that's too intense for six in the morning. 15 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:50,430 You can create what ever you want here in the Holo-John. 16 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:51,810 Hot! 17 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,930 Why don't you just, I don't know 18 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,830 play a nice muffins and yogurt fantasy. 19 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,810 I have unpleasant goals for you, wizard! 20 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:10,870 Wallow come on, 21 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:11,830 I'm not done in here. 22 00:01:11,870 --> 00:01:13,210 Can't I have some dignity? 23 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:14,810 See that? 24 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,710 This'll take hella fortnights, 25 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,470 and you'll get prolapsed anus from sitting there all day, 26 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,690 and I won't let that happen! 27 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:24,190 Go Falcon Axe! 28 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:28,110 Who's hogging the Holo-John? 29 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,910 Great Plains Wildebeest!? 30 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:35,730 Hey Danny, we're Bathroom Bros! 31 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:36,490 No we're not. 32 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:38,490 I wanna be Bathroom Bros! 33 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:40,430 Danny!? 34 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:42,690 Nobody rams my bathroom bro! 35 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:44,990 Go... 36 00:01:44,990 --> 00:01:48,410 Bumble Bee Storm to the eyeballlls! 37 00:01:58,470 --> 00:01:59,330 Hooray! 38 00:01:59,810 --> 00:02:01,130 Pageantry! 39 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:03,870 Servitude! 40 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:05,590 Uhhhg... niiice! 41 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:08,250 Your safety settings are right where I like 'em. 42 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,650 Hey Computer, 43 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,250 Chris needs a reward for his bravery. 44 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:15,090 Load Beth hologram. Make her a princess. 45 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,090 What are you doing? 46 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:18,670 And make her like, ehhh, 47 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,670 thirty percent sexier than normal. 48 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:23,390 What? Danny, Beth is my best friend, 49 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:24,110 no way! 50 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,510 You're right Chris, thirty's not enough. 51 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:27,270 Forty percent sexier! 52 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:34,750 Nah, man... 53 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,750 NINE THOUSAND PERCENT! 54 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,510 Oh no! 55 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,450 Kill it! Kill it! 56 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,470 Yeah, thirty is plenty. 57 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:52,490 Bravo, courageous knight! 58 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:53,170 I... 59 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:56,150 Alright Danny, that's enough, man. 60 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:57,650 This is wrong! 61 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,250 You've got it so bad. 62 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,490 You know the real Beth is in her room right down the hall. 63 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:04,630 Just go get down to biz, my ninja. 64 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:05,990 Beth and I grew up together. 65 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:08,450 I'm not gonna ruin our relationship with biz. 66 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,450 You fools are meant to be together, 67 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:14,490 like all in a soft rock, soulmates-in-puberty kinda way. 68 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:16,490 Everybody knows it. 69 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:18,890 Computer: Save and Flush. 70 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:23,010 Holy Crow. 71 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,510 Danny!? 72 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,030 What man, it wasn't me! 73 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,750 Aw, classic Wankershim! 74 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,210 Wankershim, 75 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:36,250 who's a dirty little maple bar? 76 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,870 Yes you are... 77 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:55,010 Computer: Show sink. 78 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:25,230 Voice command lockout, B-9 Delta. 79 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:28,430 Load "Butter Lettuce Fantasy" Beth Program three. 80 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:34,190 and lock Holo-John door from the outside. 81 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,690 I'm going back to bed. 82 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,450 What the hey? 83 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:47,530 Uh, computer, show exit! 84 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:49,530 Computer? Respond! 85 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:50,830 Beth? 86 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:54,350 Locally grown... 87 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:57,570 Butter Lettuce. 88 00:04:57,570 --> 00:05:01,190 BUTTER LETTUCE PARTYYYYY!