1 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:17,310 Ladies love this, ladies love this! 2 00:00:18,090 --> 00:00:19,310 Yeah! All day long! 3 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,670 Did you finish your time machine?! 4 00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:22,750 What? 5 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,010 You finished your time machine? 6 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,690 The hour has come at last, mah brutha. 7 00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:35,930 I'm proud of you, buddy! 8 00:00:35,930 --> 00:00:39,530 Now you can go back and save the Dakalax People from that boiling soup storm. 9 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:43,730 Or you could stop the Lizard-Boys from eating my expensive cheese! 10 00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:45,850 That turned them into Lizard-Boys. 11 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:46,630 No way. 12 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,430 He's probably going to the future to French kiss himself. 13 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:52,890 Beth, are you daydreaming about my juicy lips again? 14 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,310 Mm, lookit 'em, 15 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,070 so filled with juice. 16 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:57,930 Gross! 17 00:00:57,930 --> 00:01:00,690 No, I'm traveling into the past to change things for the better. 18 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:04,030 Remember how when I was little, I lived in the Martian Badlands outside the city? 19 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,430 In New Miami, yeah. 20 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:06,530 What you don't know is, 21 00:01:06,530 --> 00:01:10,730 it was there that a cruel pack of little Hackers always used to rag on me, real bad. 22 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,410 The Low Gravity Hacker Pack. 23 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:14,130 Actually, we do know all of this. 24 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:15,070 You don't have to explain... 25 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:17,370 The days when I got to hang with you guys were the shiz. 26 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:19,050 But there are other memories. 27 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,290 DARK memories that are not the shiz. 28 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:23,070 Lemme slip into my Ploobien Memory Specs. 29 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:29,610 Accessing Danny's Childhood. 30 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:34,150 veryone teased me because, as you may remember, 31 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:35,610 my nipples always showed through my shirt. 32 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:38,870 It's the WHOLE reason girls weren't super into me back then. 33 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:42,750 For some reason I just didn't get it. 34 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:47,270 All I ever wore were hooded, skin tight unitards. 35 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:48,970 Your unitards were fresh! 36 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:53,090 I scraped all summer for a unitard ten pack to be as fresh as you! 37 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:54,410 They were just jealous. 38 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:56,490 All I ever wanted to be was a hacker. 39 00:01:56,490 --> 00:02:01,370 But the Low Gravity Hacker lads never invited me to any of their Hacker pot lucks. 40 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,370 ARE YOU HACKING? 41 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,990 I AM SO TOTALLY HACKING! 42 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:09,390 The main Hacker was named Hans Christian Teet-Phanters. 43 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:13,570 Right, and Hans Christian Teet-Phanters stole his dad's garage door opener 44 00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:17,250 and hacked it so that every time Hans pressed the button, you'd puke. 45 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:31,050 There was no escaping that electric Puke Button. 46 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:34,410 I puked on the night of my big flute solo for the President. 47 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:40,150 During my first spiritual experience. 48 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:41,350 The glory! 49 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,790 And you puked in your Grandma's mouth the day she got out of jail, 50 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:48,610 we know. 51 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,230 I didn't know. I thought he just had the flu. 52 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:54,410 Every day. 53 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:56,170 I was too ashamed to tell you guys. 54 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,390 I lived in fear. 55 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:59,570 And you puked at the preemie ward. 56 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:02,170 On a goat. On that goat's Grandma. 57 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:05,450 And I think the button got stuck when I was playing Santa at the homeless shelter. 58 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:07,330 But what really got me hecka T.O.'d 59 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:10,050 is when Low Grav Teet-Phanters and his Miami Hacker Pack 60 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,890 destroyed my first science fair project. 61 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:25,170 So this time machine is all for revenge? 62 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:28,630 When I'm through, no child will ever fear bullying again. 63 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:30,030 Peep this simulation I made: 64 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:36,330 Hello children. 65 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,850 Now get ready... 66 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,070 for THIS! 67 00:03:44,450 --> 00:03:47,930 Buy yourself some sweaters. 68 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:50,310 You're gonna PUNT children. 69 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:53,050 History is about to change! 70 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,970 Yeah, yeah! Right on! 71 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,350 No! Not at all! 72 00:03:57,410 --> 00:03:59,110 Isn't time travel dangerous? 73 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:01,090 What if you create a temporal paradox 74 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:04,230 or something that could like, destroy the fabric of space and time? 75 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:05,670 If anything goes wrong, 76 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,170 I can always come back in time, 77 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,390 right to this moment 78 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:11,210 and DESTROY the time machine before I ever even use it. 79 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,210 Problem-o solved! 80 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:25,370 Awww, man. That's dook. 81 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,050 Sorry dude, 82 00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:29,330 it doesn't work out. 83 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:32,610 This happens every time you invent a time machine. 84 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,930 I'm gonna go feed the Lizard-Boys. 85 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:37,450 So. 86 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,990 Aren't you supposed to disappear now, 87 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:41,990 or cease to exist or something? 88 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:44,990 Yeah. 89 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,110 Oh, here it goes. 90 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:49,850 Heeere I go. 91 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:52,810 Ceasing to exist...