1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,480 Start a new life 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:07,740 Someplace Else! 3 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:10,220 Mars is already overcrowded. 4 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:11,740 I'm not in denial. 5 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:13,460 If you don't want to make babies with her 6 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:17,140 then why are we out before dawn to pick up some fancy gourmet breakfast? 7 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:20,420 Beth gets up at sunrise and I'm surprising her with breakfast in bed. 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:23,900 Today's the ten year anniversary of the first time she jinxed me. 9 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,600 Mexican sweet bread! 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,340 JINX! 11 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,280 By Mars rules, 12 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:32,440 the person who gets jinxed can't speak until he gets the winner whatever she wants, 13 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,660 and Beth wanted... 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,840 One bowl of Moon Frosted Double Dolphin Smax, please. 15 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,140 Coming right up cutie! 16 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,900 What makes you think she's even gonna remember this Jinx-iversary? 17 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,300 She'll remember. 18 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,300 We're gonna make it special! 19 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,780 A few Pink Hover Drops... 20 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:48,460 Hover Drops. 21 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,040 some gluten-free Space Mallows... 22 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:50,620 Space Mallows. 23 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,320 a dash of Rainbow Spit... 24 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:52,920 Rainbow Spit. 25 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,920 It's gonna be perfect! 26 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,860 See this is why you need me, man. 27 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:58,860 Buying gifts for Beth is too... 28 00:00:59,060 --> 00:00:59,840 sweet. 29 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,820 It probably hurts your chances of ever making five babies with her. 30 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:07,600 Our bond goes way beyond all that stereotypical male/female jive. 31 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,180 It's a spiritual thing! 32 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:11,440 She could be a ... walrus 33 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,860 and I would feel exactly the same way. 34 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:18,900 I present this to you in honor of a love that has no need for physical expression. 35 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:27,140 Be honest with yourself, Chris. 36 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:28,220 Go to Beth 37 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,680 and look deep into her heart, 38 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,700 and tell me you don't just wanna be smoochin all over that fresh little chuck wagon, 39 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,700 breathin in that cinnamon girl air, 40 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,040 all makin like sixty babies. 41 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,820 And don't forget the Seahorse Dreams! 42 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 It HAS to have Seahorse Dreams. 43 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,740 OOooh, look at the size of your brood pouch! 44 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:48,800 Sorry, I don't make Dolphin Smax that way anymore. 45 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,300 But Seahorse Dreams are Beth's favorite! 46 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:51,980 You have to! 47 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,800 You don't like my cooking! 48 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,180 What? Your cooking? 49 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,920 -No that's... -I'm not good enough! 50 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,980 I'm worthless! Daddy was riiight! 51 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,300 No Cereal Master! Your daddy wasn't right. 52 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,200 This'll solve everything! 53 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,140 Please stop! 54 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,120 I'm worthlesss! 55 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:11,520 You've got it all wrong! I love your cooking! 56 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,320 You do? 57 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:13,860 Yes! 58 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,300 Thanks, 59 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:16,940 okay. 60 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:18,940 I think I can bring myself to go on. 61 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:20,940 Right... 62 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,300 right on. 63 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,080 Yeah. 64 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,460 I'm back in the flow! 65 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:26,620 Screw you daddy! 66 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,900 I'm the best Cereal Master! 67 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:32,320 It's not the same without seahorse dreams, man! 68 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,820 She'll sizzle off her own face! 69 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,920 And now, for my final ingredient! 70 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,280 Tap water, 71 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,560 straight from the municipal lagoon! 72 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:15,780 You totally Emotion Lorded those Seahorse Dreams! 73 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,020 What? No, 74 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:19,200 I was just thinking about Beth, and... 75 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,840 It's ruined! 76 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,920 I'm a failure! 77 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,920 My daddy was riiight! 78 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,000 No! 79 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:29,860 Run! 80 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:35,300 You can't have that it's garbage it's worthless! 81 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,960 Run fools, run for your lives! 82 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,960 This is why you need me, man! 83 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,760 You're gonna show that cereal to my daddy aren't you!? 84 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,900 I'll destroy it before you show my daddy! 85 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,460 It's gotta be just the way Beth likes it! 86 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:54,460 Wallow! Wallow Come in! 87 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:57,060 I need a Quantum Doorgate back to the Hideout! 88 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,380 Wallow, wake up! 89 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,540 Lock onto me! 90 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,340 Aw you know I sleep ten solid... 91 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:05,240 My work is garbage!! 92 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:12,840 It's God! REVERE HIM! 93 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,620 Somebody get God a Mojito! 94 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,700 I'm a faiiiiiilure!! 95 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,160 No lady you can't let him hurt your self esteem like that! 96 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,300 You have a point my daddy shouldn't have that kind of power over me! 97 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,820 Wallow, you sent me to the wrong planet! 98 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,400 You're carrying around a lot of unresolved feelings! 99 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,080 I seek constant validation to make up for the love my daddy withholds! 100 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,480 It's the Devil! KILL HIM! 101 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,880 Take away his Mojito! 102 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,280 You know what I think I'm gonna head home and confront daddy about these issues! 103 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,920 Be strong girl let me know how it goes! 104 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,420 Thanks Chris you're a peach! 105 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,020 Wait I, I got it, 106 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,340 I got... I got it, 107 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,740 Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD! 108 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:03,720 I'm coming, Beth! 109 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,300 Chris? 110 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:14,180 What...? 111 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:14,920 Good morning. 112 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,700 Double... Dolphin Smax? 113 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,820 With Seahorse Dreams?! 114 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:22,820 Our Jinx-iversary! 115 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,920 I knew you'd remember. 116 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:26,920 Chris... 117 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:27,920 I... 118 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:28,680 I... 119 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,120 just want to tell you... 120 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:30,980 Jinx!!