1 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,820 It's a miracle! 2 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:11,480 Molecules stable. 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,840 I didn't think it was possible, 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,740 but Wankershim has become an independent life form! 5 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:17,280 You just made history! 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,960 I am no longer merely a hologram. 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,960 My brother Wankershim, 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,260 where you are going, 9 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,940 I cannot follow. 10 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:28,520 I'm sorry, I have grown beyond you brother Spankus. 11 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,040 Computer: 12 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,040 End program. 13 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:37,980 NeoMars Park has a new attraction: Wankershim! 14 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:40,340 Two weeks ago this crazy critter was nothing more 15 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,500 than a computer character in a video game! 16 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:47,280 But after achieving self-awareness, he became a new form of life 17 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,160 that is now fifty stories tall and still growing! 18 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:56,220 Yes, this once little elf has captured the heart of NeoMars City! 19 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:59,380 How do you think this will affect the Martian tourism industry? 20 00:00:59,380 --> 00:01:03,180 He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs! 21 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:04,480 Catbug, come on 22 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,480 I asked you not to feed Wankershim. 23 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,500 That's your lunch. 24 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,940 He got big fast. 25 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,380 What happens when he has to pee? 26 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,640 Or doodie! 27 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,120 What if Wankershim keeps expanding infinitely? 28 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,380 Who knows what might happen? 29 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,560 We should at the very least run some scans. 30 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,340 I'm proud of the little...big...guy. 31 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:31,040 It's always been Wankershim! 32 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,160 Emotion Lord! 33 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,780 Rad Jellyfish! 34 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,780 Say hello to Himmel Mancheese! 35 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:40,960 He begged me to take him back in time for The Dawning of Wankershim! 36 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,020 AW! Gross 37 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,260 dude, you're me! 38 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:48,440 What's the "Dawning" of Wankershim? 39 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,080 The day in history when the great prophet Wankershim 40 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,620 absorbs the universe into his Wankerbeing. 41 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:54,540 What?! 42 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,640 What happens then? 43 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:59,040 The end of reality as we know it, you lucky mortals! 44 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,800 Today we all become... one with Wankershim. 45 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,580 What the beans does this mean? 46 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:05,820 How do we stop it? 47 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:09,140 Are you really all up in my jam, asking for dangerous knowledge of the future 48 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:10,880 that might damage space-time?! 49 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,220 Do you want a Temporal Pair-o-Sox on your conscience? 50 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,960 You mean a "paradox?" 51 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,380 No, a Temporal Pair of Socks! 52 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:19,500 It's far worse! 53 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,880 I can't tell you the future, 54 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,860 but I can help you figure it out on your own. 55 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:23,940 But why would... 56 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:26,520 Dude please don't magically apply clothes to me. 57 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,200 You want to know about Wankershim, then set up an MV-12 Assertive Reactor. 58 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,560 It'll answer all your questions. 59 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,800 You're my friends now. We're having soft tacos later. 60 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,480 It's always been Wankershim! 61 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,180 Can we trust him? 62 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,180 Why do you think he's really here? 63 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:41,640 Give him a chance, Chris. 64 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,000 He knows things you don't. 65 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,360 Here you go kids! 66 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,980 Could I ask a private question? 67 00:02:56,980 --> 00:03:00,040 Oh, somebody's getting curious about his powers! 68 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,800 Well, we can read upside down, 69 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,720 aaand our dancing skills improve quite nicely. 70 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,120 Actually I was wondering about Beth. 71 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,580 She's my best friend, 72 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:10,580 but you know, someday, 73 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:13,260 -I mean, are we ever meant to...? -You know I can't tell you! 74 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:15,200 Anyway you can see the future yourself, 75 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,500 that's one of your dang powers! 76 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:20,720 Hey Chris! We could use a hand over here before the world ends! 77 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,740 There's gotta be something we can do. 78 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,240 I like myself too much to become a tiny piece of a giant elf. 79 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,200 Here, empty your mind. 80 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,120 Seeing the future... 81 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:32,300 Okay. Just don't kiss me again. 82 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:36,220 Focus on the person or thing you love more than anything else in the world. 83 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,100 Got it? 84 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:37,820 You're it! 85 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:39,000 Yeah. 86 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,480 Fill up with that feeling. 87 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,620 Lose your biz in it. 88 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:45,460 I... I still don't see anything... 89 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:50,300 Sdrawkcab gniyalp egassem a si sith. 90 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:54,200 Ahhh my arm is missing. 91 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,800 Sdrawkcab gniyalp egassem a si sith. 92 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,020 What did you do to me?! 93 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,020 Chris look! It's happening. 94 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,780 But, wait, what was all that... 95 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:10,720 Hi Wankershim! Are you going to go doodie? 96 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,080 How do you work this thing? 97 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:16,960 I got it! 98 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,140 Calculating... 99 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:26,560 It's always been Wankershim? 100 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:27,780 That's the spirit! 101 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:31,060 Everyone take shelter in his divine Wankershade! 102 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,720 This is... amazing!! 103 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,540 You're looking at Beth? 104 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:55,100 And you're crying. 105 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:56,940 Wait, what's wrong? 106 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,040 I just miss her. 107 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:02,040 Miss her?! Why? Does something happen to Beth? Does she die? You have to tell me! 108 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,260 Oh dear! I've given you dangerous fore-knowledge of the future! 109 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:07,900 I may have created a Temporal Pair-o-Sox! 110 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,900 I did! There it is! The Pair-o-Sox! 111 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,700 I can't NOT put these on! 112 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,680 No...tell me about Beth! Please! 113 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,480 It's always been Wankershiiim...! 114 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:21,600 No... 115 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,600 Is it over? 116 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,440 Are we one with Wankershim? 117 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,900 Anybody else feel kinda tender? 118 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,420 I guess he's everywhere now. 119 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:35,340 Rad! 120 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,980 Who wants soft tacos?! 121 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:42,140 -Yaaayy! Dinner Time! -I have an interest in tacos!