1 00:00:11,270 --> 00:00:11,990 Catbug? 2 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,410 Change your destiny... 3 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:15,670 Are you okay? 4 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:18,970 Save my soulll! 5 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:21,350 Where am I?? 6 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:23,110 Welcome to the Parasox Pub! 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,630 Lemme guess, Shirley Temple? 8 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:26,350 Wait, uh, gimmee a second... 9 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:29,950 We're locked inside a TIMELESS PRISON for Emotion Lords! 10 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:31,170 Where's Catbug? 11 00:00:31,170 --> 00:00:34,350 I had to possess a trans-dimensional creature to get you in here, Chris. 12 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,930 You've got Space Chickens nesting in the rafters. 13 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:39,030 Those are animatronic... 14 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:40,430 let me introduce you around! 15 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:43,070 There's you at age ninety... 16 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,050 in our prime! 17 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,710 And there's you at four-hundred, 18 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:49,170 when we were going through our phase of extreme, amateur Butter-Skating! 19 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:50,730 Butter Skating? 20 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:53,290 Three of these medals are for being lonely! 21 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:55,050 This one's for being old. 22 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:56,850 Everyone here is you! 23 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:58,210 I'm your future, 24 00:00:58,210 --> 00:00:59,350 they're your future! 25 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:00,790 What's wrong with him? 26 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:03,410 Best to ignore seven-hundred year-old you. 27 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:06,230 Tiiitty... twisterrr... 28 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:08,750 Man that ain't sensible! 29 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:12,350 The only part of his brain that survived the ages is the titty- twister section. 30 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:14,730 So I'm in my... prime... 31 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:17,570 for a century, and then I'm just bananas til seven-hundred? 32 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,490 We eventually get a second wind. 33 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:21,930 There's three-thousand year-old you, back in peak condition! 34 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:24,950 Wanna hit the clubs, Hoserrr? 35 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:26,850 And... Beth? 36 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:27,990 What about her? 37 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:29,470 Tell me about her future. 38 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:31,170 What happens with me and Beth? 39 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:34,770 Chris. There is no you and Beth! 40 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:39,430 He'll be done with another load in exactly five minutes. 41 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,550 You! From the Dawning of Wankershim! 42 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:45,650 Our fate was sealed the moment you started down "The Path of The Zarpap." 43 00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:47,330 But I haven't done anything! 44 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:48,730 You missed movie night! 45 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,010 You had a chance with Beth, 46 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,750 butcha started thinking with your Zarpap. 47 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,230 Your future is written, champ! 48 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:55,450 And it's written in SEXY PURPLE INK! 49 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,770 Tiiittyy twiiisterrr... 50 00:01:58,770 --> 00:01:59,970 Your true love slips away. 51 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,230 We all lose our marbles. 52 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,350 It happens over and over for eternity! 53 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:04,930 Wait, is this about Plum? 54 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:07,250 Your one tawdry night with that purple hottie 55 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:10,890 started an unalterable chain of events that destroyed your entire future! 56 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:13,410 I can choose not to follow the path of the Zarpap! 57 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:14,850 We can't change our future. 58 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:17,070 We've tried everything to undo that chain of events, 59 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,750 yet things always end the same! 60 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,210 Look at poor Dishwasher Lord, 61 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:22,930 forced to brush his teeth with some French Bread and a hammer! 62 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,650 But... why did you bring me here if there's no hope? 63 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,470 We're prisoners bound by laws, 64 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:29,590 but you're an unknown variable in this place, 65 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:34,050 a hot blast of awkward blonde chaos that could tear open the upholstery of space-time! 66 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,670 One force stands between us and true love with Beth. 67 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,330 I can't stop him. 68 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,870 Eyelashes Lord sure as hell can't stop him. 69 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,290 Only YOU can stop him, Chris. 70 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:45,410 I'll do anything! 71 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:46,750 Who? Who is he? 72 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:49,550 They call him PUDDINGTOWN. 73 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,170 Now take that crap off, we got work to do! 74 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:57,370 Behind that door is the only path left. 75 00:02:57,850 --> 00:02:59,570 What's this have to do with Beth? 76 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,930 Puddingtown is a nasty law of nature 77 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:04,090 that imprisons us when we fiddle with the timeline! 78 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:06,130 We need you to eradicate that law, 79 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:08,250 and we'll finally get a do-over with Beth! 80 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:11,450 In fifteen seconds, the Space Chicken Spectacle will begin. 81 00:03:11,450 --> 00:03:13,190 Puddingtown will enter through that door, 82 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:15,450 walk over and sit in this chair like he always does. 83 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:17,650 That's when you murder him in cold blood, good luck! 84 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:18,210 What...? 85 00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:20,350 If he struggles, dig out his eyeballs with your thumbs! 86 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,390 Show time! 87 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:22,110 B... but...! 88 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,310 My beak is bright like the sun. 89 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:41,050 I could use it to keep cold children warm! 90 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:45,030 You couldn't cook a ten pack of wieners, Roybertito! 91 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:49,530 * Space Chicken beaks chew more cashews * 92 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,750 * than you can eat tonight! * 93 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,170 Puddingtown. 94 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:55,050 C...Chris Kirkman. 95 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:58,010 This may sound crazy, 96 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,710 but you remind me of my wife. 97 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:00,970 And twelve children. 98 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:01,510 What? 99 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,210 No kiddin... 100 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:05,690 I just get this weird feeling that I can trust you. 101 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:06,710 Is that nuts? 102 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:09,450 I'm uh, usually pretty trustworthy... 103 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:13,590 What do you get when a Space Chicken eats too many beans? 104 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:15,450 A rooster with a booster! 105 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:18,810 We should hang out. 106 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:21,390 How 'bout it, tomorrow night over swordfish? My treat. 107 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:23,430 We...we could go dutch, it's cool! 108 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,590 I wouldn't hear of it. 109 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:28,070 Oh shoot, Tuesdays I'm at the orphanage singing to blind babies. 110 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:30,810 I bet you have a lovely voice... 111 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:33,370 Thank you! People like you are rare. 112 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:36,670 You're upset about something? 113 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,850 Are you thinking about those less fortunate? 114 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:43,030 I cried myself to sleep about that just last night. 115 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:44,670 I'm a little out of sorts, sir. 116 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:48,050 You have so much heart and you're so genuine and honest. 117 00:04:48,050 --> 00:04:50,350 Will you be the godfather of my newborn baby? 118 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:53,190 She needs a real hero in her life. 119 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:54,190 Nuh, no, NO... 120 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:57,990 It's been so long since I've had a good conversation. 121 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,810 It's a lonely road Chris, 122 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:02,410 but in the end... 123 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:05,370 I really love being an Emotion Lord. 124 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:09,110 Chris now strike now kill him now! 125 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:10,150 I CAN'T DO IT! 126 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,090 Tomorrow! Swordfish! 127 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:13,990 You've failed! There are no paths left! 128 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:14,910 You go crazy! 129 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,410 Danny marries Beth! 130 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:17,830 Tiiitty twiiisterrr... 131 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:18,530 No! 132 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:20,130 My choices are my own! 133 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:22,630 You'll be OLD, ALONE, BANANAS! 134 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:23,950 I won't be like YOU!! 135 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:26,030 OLD, ALONE, BANANAS! 136 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,270 I can change! 137 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:29,410 I CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!!! 138 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:32,590 I'm an Emotion Lord, genius! 139 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:34,710 You can't kill me unless you have the EMOTION SWORD! 140 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,490 And you'll never find it! 141 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,690 Is that it by the bathroom? 142 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:39,530 HE FOUND THE SWORD! 143 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:12,290 What the hell is that?! 144 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:15,370 Did he just tear open the upholstery of space-time? 145 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:16,490 Well I'll be damned. 146 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:18,790 The kid made us a whole NEW path! 147 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:20,810 Shirley Temples all around!