Yes!
Stupid bullies
I ruined my flute solo!
Hi there
Do you need help?
Where the hell am I?
Ten years early.
This isn't good.
Mild chronophasia.
Out of sync with time.
Please!
I need help!
You're a hologram?
Listen, I think I'm in the past.
Do you know how I got here?
I found you in the rain and brought you here.
My name's Danny Vasquez.
What's yours?
My name?
Uhh... It'll come to me.
I'll call you Mandy.
So, who were you just talking to?
This mysterious little hologram man.
Don't you see him?
Haha! You are a character!
I'm finishing my science fair project, but help yourself to that bean dip, Mandy!
That kid has prominent nipples.
Your name is Chris Kirkman, but you do not belong here.
You must follow me to the eternity rift and get
home before you do any more damage to the timeline.
The timeline?
That's right!
I changed my destiny!
I must be here for a reason!
Just... okay, but we do not have time for your crap.
I can't go home yet!
I can go see my mom!
Maybe I'm here to warn her not to get trapped in the see-through zone!
Or, or... No, no!
Here!
Right now, teenage Danny and Beth are growing closer.
Danny?
That little guy is into Beth?
Back in your own time, your absence has pushed your best friends together.
Oh, yeah.
Danny is about to smooch all over that fresh little chuck wagon.
See?
Nothing will ever be the same.
In exactly 120 minutes, Danny Vasquez and Beth Tezuka will share a juicy tongue kiss.
Juicy?
You can stop it, but only if you leave right now.
Yeah, I should probably be getting back.
Let's do this!
Okay, I'm off to the rift.
Bye, dude!
Oh, okay.
And they said a powerful armada of ships came
out of nowhere and totally whooped their buns.
Here?
On Mars?
Dad, can I embark on a journey with the intriguing old blonde guy I found last night?
Knock yourself out, Dan.
And don't forget about my science fair today!
My head's all jumbled.
I remember finding this sword, but...
You stole it, tearing a rift in the space -time calliope.
That rift is now transmitting a signal like an APB on the missing emotion sword.
The longer you hang around here, the more dangerous it will get.
Alright, how'd you find me?
Are you joshing?
I can see those gloves from a mile away!
You must forbid this child to follow you.
Please don't follow me, dude!
Are you talking to me or your mysterious man-friend again?
He called himself The Concierge.
Hi, Concy G
Did he say hi back?
No.
Ah.
Quiet type, huh?
Mysterious man-friend, who only the blonde guy can see and hear!
The rift is there, in the heart of the most dangerous city on Mars.
New Miami.
Danny, stay here.
I'm sorry, but you can't come with me.
Oww, oww, oww. What the?
Run!
The gate is locked!
I'll use my mattery bubbler to make us a secret entrance.
What was that about?
Oh, those are just some bullies that punish me for being fat and colorful.
Hey, Congy-G, can you relate?
Did he say he can relate?
No.
Mysterious man-friend, yeah!
Your invention is amazing!
I invent all kinds of stuff!
The big science fair is today, and I'm gonna win first prize!
Me and Concy G are doing a secret handshake!
I... gotta make a business call.
Is he... is he doing it?
Where is he?
No, he's, um... Oh, yeah...
Woo-hoo!
He pinched my buns!
Oh, we're playing pinch tag like a couple of girls!
God, no wonder he gets bullied.
Look at you, shameful nipple boy!
You have arrived at your destination!
There, the rift!
That's the eternity rift?
It looks like a janky old billboard!
When you step inside, the emotion sword will instantly return to its rightful
owners, and you'll be transported home to the year 3086.
Hey guys, something's wrong with that arcade!
What's happening to me?
He is receiving the rift signal inside his subconscious mind.
He will try to steal the sword.
Hecka memories be coursing through me!
It's Grandmama Cece!
I don't see her.
Is she a hologramma like Concy G?
She's charging across that empty lot to beat me in the mouth with a soap dish!
Grandmama!
No!
Quick, kid!
Give me that sword!
No!
Give me that sword so I can kill her!
Got anything for this one, Danny?
No, I don't!
I have nothing!
I failed you!
Your grandma's not really there!
Don't make me do this!
Die!
Hey, I feel different.
Grandmama Cece, I forgive you.
I forgive you, Grandmama!
You stabbed the arcade's sad heart and he's all better now!
Hey, you're hurt!
Here, lie down on my banana pillow.
You need bean dip.
All aboard for the science fair!
All aboard!
Danny, you're gonna miss your science fair!
I can't leave you like this!
You're my best friend!
Your help is what got me here, Danny.
I'll be okay now.
I have Concy G.
Catch that train.
Go!
You make me want to be a better man!
Win first prize for me.
Goodbye, Concy G.
Goodbye, old blond guy.
Look, only two minutes left to stop the juicy tongue kiss.
Throw yourself into the rift.
The New Miami Hacker Pack?
The hacker's destroyed my first science fair project.
I remember now.
Those are the kids that always bullied Danny.
Quickly.
There is nothing you can do for him.
Bullying is a complex social issue that is notoriously difficult to solve.
True.
But not while I have the emotion sword.
This is why I'm here.
Don't you see?
History is about to change!
Juicy tongue kiss!
Greetings, blonde human.
Oh, no.
The Col-Deez Armada.
Emotion Lord Hunters.
Surrender the sword to us or we will fire our slow laser at you.
Do you hear?
Can you hear us?
Hello?
You can't have my sword!
Can you speak up?
We would like your sword.
They too were drawn by the rift.
Here.
Use this megaphone we're lowering down in a tractor beam.
You see it?
They're too strong for you.
You can still turn back.
Please listen to me.
Oh, that is so much better.
I have a friend who was bullied his whole life.
And it's probably why he's kind of messed up now.
But if you let me go, I can stop it.
Request denied.
With this sword, I can heal those bullies' hearts and free them of their pain.
Some of you must have kids of your own and know what it's like
to want to defend your helpless little babies from cruelty.
If you had the solution to bullying right here in your hand
wouldn't you sacrifice anything to use it?
Hackers!
Danny is my friend and I won't let you bully him anymore!
Andy!
Deep inside, you're good kids.
It's your inner pain that drives you to torment others.
But my emotion sword can heal you.
You're just broken little flowers.
Look out!
What?
It's a repression field!
The sword's emotion power won't work!
Is there any way to...
Not the electric puke button!
Noooo
There. Problem solved.
Now give us the sword.
You came back!
I'm a lost time traveler, Danny.
I came to stop the bullies, but I had to promise these dudes my sword.
Time traveler?
Why don't you just use my time machine?
What?
My science fair project is a time machine!
Look!
It works!
You were so gonna win this science fair!
Hey, Col-Deez!
Up yours!
What's that?
Up what?
An angel.
Goodbye, Danny.
Oh, and one other thing.
Buy yourself some sweaters.
Oh, okay.
Uh, Danny?
I'm not time traveling.
Oh yeah, just takes a minute to warm up is all.
He's escaping.
Fire another missile!
Courageous Battlers attack!
Mom