1 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,270 I'm so glad we could finally do this. 2 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,339 I know, Kylie says you're always stuck at the precinct. 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,076 Yeah. 4 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,575 Speaking of, this is work. 5 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,309 Sorry. 6 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,510 What's up, Peralta? 7 00:00:14,511 --> 00:00:16,211 Captain called. He needs everybody back. 8 00:00:16,212 --> 00:00:18,177 There's a lead on the nightingale strangler. 9 00:00:18,178 --> 00:00:21,579 We're looking for a white male, 5'10", medium build, 10 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:24,780 brown hair, small scar on his right cheek. 11 00:00:24,814 --> 00:00:26,247 Okay. 12 00:00:26,248 --> 00:00:29,647 His M.O. is he finds lonely women with no friends, 13 00:00:29,648 --> 00:00:31,115 poisons their food, 14 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:32,716 and then guts 'em in his van. 15 00:00:32,717 --> 00:00:34,352 It's pretty gnarly. 16 00:00:34,353 --> 00:00:37,487 Last seen wearing a salmon shirt, grey blazer, 17 00:00:37,488 --> 00:00:39,122 and witnesses have said 18 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,390 he has trouble fitting lettuce in his mouth. 19 00:00:41,424 --> 00:00:43,690 Okay. Where are you? 20 00:00:43,691 --> 00:00:45,258 Apparently has the world's smallest penis 21 00:00:45,259 --> 00:00:46,325 and doesn't know how to use it... 22 00:00:46,326 --> 00:00:47,793 Hi, there, I'm Jake Peralta, 23 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:49,493 Amy's boss. That's not true. 24 00:00:49,494 --> 00:00:50,527 What are you doing here? 25 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,095 I'm here on a date. 26 00:00:52,096 --> 00:00:53,895 Who is now leaving. 27 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:56,130 Worth it. Have a great night. 28 00:00:56,131 --> 00:00:58,131 - Your boss seems really nice. - He's not my boss. 29 00:00:58,132 --> 00:00:59,131 Yes, I am! 30 00:00:59,132 --> 00:01:02,133 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 31 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:25,349 And with a record five felonies solved in one week, 32 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:26,683 Peralta pulls ahead. 33 00:01:26,718 --> 00:01:27,751 Did you guys hear that I solved 34 00:01:27,752 --> 00:01:28,818 five felonies in a week? 35 00:01:28,852 --> 00:01:29,852 We heard. 36 00:01:29,853 --> 00:01:30,852 Really? How? 37 00:01:30,853 --> 00:01:33,087 Five felonies in one week! 38 00:01:33,088 --> 00:01:35,855 Light 'em up, Boyle. 39 00:01:38,691 --> 00:01:41,358 That's the sweet taste of triumph. 40 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,881 - You should shower more. - Yep. 41 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,300 Updates on open cases. 42 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:46,794 I just got a DOA on Bessimer street. 43 00:01:46,828 --> 00:01:48,829 You're the primary, you're in charge. 44 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:50,063 Take Diaz and Peralta. 45 00:01:50,098 --> 00:01:51,198 Yes. 46 00:01:51,199 --> 00:01:53,767 My fantasy threesome. 47 00:01:53,768 --> 00:01:55,202 Of cops on a case. 48 00:01:55,236 --> 00:01:56,837 Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. 49 00:01:56,871 --> 00:01:59,440 I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow. 50 00:01:59,441 --> 00:02:00,707 Scully, you can just write 51 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:02,075 "I didn't close any" on a piece of paper. 52 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,143 You got it. 53 00:02:03,177 --> 00:02:04,577 I already got my paperwork in, Captain. 54 00:02:04,611 --> 00:02:07,146 Then I guess this little reminder isn't for you. 55 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:10,015 Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. 56 00:02:10,049 --> 00:02:11,316 No, he doesn't. 57 00:02:11,317 --> 00:02:12,551 We have a good relationship. 58 00:02:12,552 --> 00:02:13,852 We're on the same page. 59 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:16,054 Something to share with the rest of us, Santiago? 60 00:02:16,055 --> 00:02:19,557 No, sir, I wasn't... Peralta was the one that was talking. 61 00:02:19,558 --> 00:02:22,226 God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. 62 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,260 Joke's on you. 63 00:02:23,261 --> 00:02:24,756 I skipped fourth grade. 64 00:02:24,763 --> 00:02:26,063 Santiago, anything else? 65 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,498 No. No? 66 00:02:27,499 --> 00:02:29,099 Uh-uh. 67 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,100 Dismissed. 68 00:02:30,101 --> 00:02:32,402 Hey, Boyle. I know you haven't had Peralta 69 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,570 as a secondary in a while. 70 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:34,571 Be careful. 71 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:35,705 It can be rough. 72 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,974 Hey, saboteur, that's not true. 73 00:02:37,975 --> 00:02:40,977 I happen to be a very good secondary. 74 00:02:41,011 --> 00:02:43,479 So you were just borrowing those cars? 75 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,115 Ask about his bank account. 76 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:47,250 Ask about his bank account! 77 00:02:47,284 --> 00:02:50,119 Ask him about his bank... 78 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,753 Account. 79 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,187 You should ask him about his bank account. 80 00:02:53,188 --> 00:02:56,390 Captain, Santiago broke the glass. 81 00:02:56,391 --> 00:02:57,825 You can't give up control, 82 00:02:57,826 --> 00:02:59,793 you're terrible at taking your primary's orders, 83 00:02:59,794 --> 00:03:01,795 you just do whatever you want. 84 00:03:01,796 --> 00:03:03,330 I could go on and on and on. 85 00:03:03,364 --> 00:03:05,331 Is something no lover of yours has ever said. 86 00:03:05,366 --> 00:03:06,633 Blammo. 87 00:03:06,634 --> 00:03:08,635 Look, I can be an amazing secondary 88 00:03:08,636 --> 00:03:09,636 and I'll prove it. 89 00:03:09,637 --> 00:03:10,804 I know you will, Jake-in-the-box. 90 00:03:10,805 --> 00:03:12,272 Okay, don't ever call me that again. 91 00:03:12,273 --> 00:03:13,607 I'm driving. We should leave now. 92 00:03:13,608 --> 00:03:15,409 Carry my bag. 93 00:03:15,443 --> 00:03:19,046 But you should pick the music, primary. 94 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,083 ♪ Consider yourself part of the furniture ♪ 95 00:03:23,084 --> 00:03:26,553 ♪ There isn't a lot to spare ♪ 96 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,155 ♪ Who cares 97 00:03:28,156 --> 00:03:30,624 ♪ Whatever we've got we share ♪ 98 00:03:32,193 --> 00:03:34,394 It's a great picture, sir. 99 00:03:34,428 --> 00:03:35,461 I hate it. 100 00:03:35,462 --> 00:03:39,999 Me too. 101 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,067 So I have an eyewitness in the purse-snatcher case. 102 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:44,469 Only problem is, the sketch artist is out sick. 103 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,803 How do you want me to proceed? 104 00:03:45,804 --> 00:03:47,872 Figure it out, Santiago. It's your case. 105 00:03:47,906 --> 00:03:50,207 Yes. I will do that. 106 00:03:50,242 --> 00:03:51,942 Thank you. 107 00:03:51,943 --> 00:03:53,444 Are you bowing? 108 00:03:53,478 --> 00:03:55,846 No. 109 00:03:55,847 --> 00:03:58,850 This is how I walk. 110 00:04:01,187 --> 00:04:02,721 What do you need, Quasimodo? 111 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:04,022 I gotta go meet with Boyle and Peralta. 112 00:04:04,056 --> 00:04:05,757 Is there something wrong with the Captain? 113 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,191 It seems like he's in a bad mood. 114 00:04:07,226 --> 00:04:09,860 I don't know. Who can tell? 115 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:11,996 You all right, Captain? 116 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,030 Tough weekend? 117 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:15,733 I went to Barbados with my husband. 118 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:18,235 We wove hats out of Palm fronds 119 00:04:18,236 --> 00:04:19,937 and swam with the stingrays. 120 00:04:19,938 --> 00:04:23,840 I've never been happier. 121 00:04:23,841 --> 00:04:26,243 Guy's impossible to read. Don't even try. 122 00:04:26,277 --> 00:04:27,778 That is, without question, 123 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:29,547 the funniest story I've ever heard. 124 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:34,518 Wow. 125 00:04:34,552 --> 00:04:36,513 This guy must have weighed 500 pounds. 126 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,920 I think we have an idea what killed him. 127 00:04:37,921 --> 00:04:40,155 It was not starvation. 128 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:41,822 What do we got? 129 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,289 Sorry, sorry. 130 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:45,791 You're the primary, you're in charge. 131 00:04:45,825 --> 00:04:47,125 Frank Patterson. 132 00:04:47,126 --> 00:04:49,694 58 years old, married, no children. 133 00:04:49,695 --> 00:04:51,662 Wife found him this morning and called it in. 134 00:04:51,663 --> 00:04:54,298 Any signs of forced entry or a struggle? 135 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:55,332 No. 136 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:56,332 You sure about that? 137 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:57,533 Looks like maybe his belt 138 00:04:57,534 --> 00:04:59,254 had a pretty epic struggle with his stomach. 139 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:01,402 What are you thinking, Boyle? 140 00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:03,403 All ri... I'm calling natural causes. 141 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,871 We got heart medicine over here, 142 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,538 home defibrillator. 143 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,106 And a frequent customer gift basket 144 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,942 from the cardiac wing of Brooklyn Methodist. 145 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,343 This case is open and shut. 146 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:14,180 Just like his mouth was, constantly. 147 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,748 That was my last fat joke. 148 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,983 Okay? 149 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,017 Diaz, check and see if there's 150 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,151 any more meds in the bathroom. 151 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,486 Boyle, see what you can find in the bedroom. 152 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,456 I'll take the kitchen. 153 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,825 Yep, that's exactly what I was gonna say. 154 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,859 It's... it's so weird. 155 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,960 He's so good at knowing 156 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,095 what I'm gonna tell him to do, 157 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:33,266 he just does it. It's weird. 158 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:35,868 Hey, sergeant. 159 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,870 You know how you're really good at doodling? 160 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,072 I know you think you're complimenting me, 161 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,441 but calling them doodles is an insult. 162 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,844 You a big fan of Picasso's doodles? 163 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,612 Sorry. 164 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:47,980 Can you please draw a perp for me? 165 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,182 The sketch artist is out sick 166 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,817 and the Captain wants this done right away. 167 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,952 He's in a bad mood. 168 00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:52,986 Is he? 169 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:55,288 I can never read him. 170 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,823 You look chipper, Captain. 171 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:57,823 You have a fun weekend? 172 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,892 There was a small fire in my home. 173 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,933 I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. 174 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,465 I'm devastated. 175 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,999 I'm telling you, 176 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,167 he and I have a connection 177 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,702 and there is something bothering him. 178 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,670 Can you help me out? 179 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,405 Great. 180 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,907 Ma'am, can you please describe the perp 181 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,175 to sergeant Jeffords? 182 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,611 Yeah, he had, um, dark, curly hair, 183 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,912 and a neck tattoo... 184 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,180 Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. 185 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,583 Let's start with the eyes. 186 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,118 Were they desperate? Lonely? 187 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,253 Did they betray heartache? 188 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,754 They were brown. 189 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,790 Do you even want your purse back? 190 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,928 So far you've managed to tell three fat jokes 191 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,429 and completely bulldoze Charles. 192 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,064 Is that your idea of being a good secondary? 193 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:41,066 First off, I've told four. 194 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,701 And second, I'm helping. 195 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,903 I mean, I started cataloguing the contents of the fridge, 196 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,438 but it turns out there's not enough paper on earth. 197 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,140 Five fat jokes. 198 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,175 Thanks, Arnie. 199 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,344 See, Arnie thinks I'm doing great. 200 00:06:50,378 --> 00:06:51,445 Arnie, shut up. 201 00:06:51,446 --> 00:06:54,514 Jake, for once, just hang back 202 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,450 and let Boyle do his job. 203 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,118 Fine. 204 00:06:58,119 --> 00:07:00,521 Unless I get a direct order from Boyle 205 00:07:00,522 --> 00:07:02,289 I will stand here motionless 206 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:05,426 like a wise, old oak tree. 207 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:08,095 You look like an idiot. 208 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:10,864 I'm so sorry for your loss, Mrs. Patterson. 209 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,133 Can you talk about what happened after breakfast? 210 00:07:13,134 --> 00:07:14,434 I took the dog for a walk. 211 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,169 When I came back, he was dead. 212 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,715 I'm just in shock. 213 00:07:17,739 --> 00:07:19,974 We were going on a cruise together next week. 214 00:07:19,975 --> 00:07:22,846 He had pre-purchased the unlimited soda package. 215 00:07:22,878 --> 00:07:25,279 I'm sure the soft drink industry mourns his passing. 216 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:33,587 Motion reactivated. 217 00:07:33,622 --> 00:07:35,156 Hey. 218 00:07:35,190 --> 00:07:36,390 Detective Jake Peralta. 219 00:07:36,425 --> 00:07:38,493 Dr. Rossi. I'm the new medical examiner. 220 00:07:38,494 --> 00:07:39,561 Don't let me get in your way. 221 00:07:39,562 --> 00:07:40,722 I'm sure you have a lot to do. 222 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:42,397 Actually, I've been given a direct order 223 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:44,332 to do nothing, so. 224 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,101 What brings you here... 225 00:07:46,102 --> 00:07:48,603 Okay. All right. 226 00:07:48,604 --> 00:07:50,171 Sorry. Sorry. 227 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:54,209 - You all right? - What's up? 228 00:07:57,213 --> 00:07:58,882 How's the Patterson case looking? 229 00:07:58,915 --> 00:08:00,482 It looks like natural causes, 230 00:08:00,483 --> 00:08:01,683 but I'll know for sure once I get 231 00:08:01,684 --> 00:08:03,085 the autopsy results tomorrow. 232 00:08:03,086 --> 00:08:05,587 Jake volunteered to follow up with the M.E. 233 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,156 My man is all over it. 234 00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:09,642 I'm really glad you could sneak away from your case. 235 00:08:09,659 --> 00:08:12,661 Well, it's technically not really my case, 236 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:16,298 but on the plus side, I have all the time in the world. 237 00:08:16,332 --> 00:08:17,866 - Oh. - To you. 238 00:08:17,901 --> 00:08:19,935 And to the ginormous, dead fat man 239 00:08:19,936 --> 00:08:21,637 who brought us together. 240 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,767 Hey, Jake. 241 00:08:29,768 --> 00:08:30,834 Have you heard anything from the M.E.? 242 00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:32,269 She hasn't sent the autopsy report. 243 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,704 Oh, that's strange. 244 00:08:33,705 --> 00:08:35,439 Maybe probably a bunch more people died 245 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,740 and she got super busy? 246 00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:37,808 That's definitely what happened. 247 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,877 Okay, just let me know when she calls. 248 00:08:39,878 --> 00:08:41,478 You got it. 249 00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:44,848 Hey, can I ask you guys something? 250 00:08:44,882 --> 00:08:45,882 Can you keep a secret? 251 00:08:45,883 --> 00:08:47,183 Do you know anything about my life? 252 00:08:47,184 --> 00:08:48,384 No, I do not. Good point. 253 00:08:48,385 --> 00:08:50,286 Okay, so you know the new medical examiner? 254 00:08:50,287 --> 00:08:52,355 I kinda had sex with her last night. 255 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,023 What? 256 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:55,891 Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. 257 00:08:55,892 --> 00:08:57,893 Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies 258 00:08:57,894 --> 00:08:59,261 when they're attracted to each other. 259 00:08:59,262 --> 00:09:00,942 He's right, Santiago. Do you not know that? 260 00:09:00,964 --> 00:09:03,766 I meant, what were you thinking? 261 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:05,467 She was supposed to be doing an autopsy 262 00:09:05,468 --> 00:09:07,236 for your primary, Charles. 263 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:08,537 The guy died of natural causes. 264 00:09:08,538 --> 00:09:09,638 What's the big deal? 265 00:09:09,639 --> 00:09:11,006 Anyways, back to last night. 266 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:12,608 As you would imagine, I'm normally up 267 00:09:12,609 --> 00:09:14,243 for pretty much anything in the bedroom, 268 00:09:14,244 --> 00:09:17,645 but I can't tell if what happened was weird or sexy. 269 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:19,714 Wait. Close your eyes. 270 00:09:19,715 --> 00:09:24,185 Oh, okay. 271 00:09:24,186 --> 00:09:25,186 Shh. 272 00:09:25,187 --> 00:09:28,155 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 273 00:09:28,156 --> 00:09:29,256 What are you doing? 274 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:31,592 I like 'em cold. 275 00:09:31,593 --> 00:09:32,994 Okay... 276 00:09:32,995 --> 00:09:33,995 Not that weird. 277 00:09:33,996 --> 00:09:35,496 Cold? Like a dead guy? 278 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:36,664 You're reading into that. 279 00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:37,865 Am I? 280 00:09:37,866 --> 00:09:39,767 You have a really nice chest. 281 00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:41,102 Thank you. 282 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:42,536 I'd love to crack it open 283 00:09:42,537 --> 00:09:44,872 and get my hands all over your organs. 284 00:09:44,873 --> 00:09:46,307 Okay... 285 00:09:46,308 --> 00:09:47,541 I wonder how much your appendix weighs. 286 00:09:47,576 --> 00:09:49,510 Oh. 287 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,845 It's inflamed. 288 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,046 All right. 289 00:09:52,047 --> 00:09:53,181 Wait, that's bad, right? 290 00:09:53,182 --> 00:09:54,849 - Yeah, it is. - Oh, no. 291 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:56,050 Ew! 292 00:09:56,051 --> 00:09:57,585 Please tell me you ran out of there. 293 00:09:57,619 --> 00:09:59,620 No. 294 00:09:59,621 --> 00:10:02,556 For some reason I kinda started getting into it. 295 00:10:02,591 --> 00:10:04,926 Oh, what do we have here? 296 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:08,262 A 34-year-old caucasian male who is dead. 297 00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:09,263 Very dead. 298 00:10:09,264 --> 00:10:10,331 Mmm. 299 00:10:10,332 --> 00:10:11,466 Cause of death? 300 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:14,368 Blunt force trauma. 301 00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:16,838 But what do I find when I probe a little farther? 302 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:18,339 Bruising around the neck. 303 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,842 And ocean water in the lungs. 304 00:10:20,843 --> 00:10:23,211 Ooh, how long have you been dead, body? 305 00:10:23,212 --> 00:10:24,278 Four days. 306 00:10:24,279 --> 00:10:25,847 Gross. Bloating. Odors. 307 00:10:25,848 --> 00:10:28,283 Oh, uh, 24 hours. 308 00:10:28,284 --> 00:10:30,318 Perfect. 309 00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:32,086 Here we go. 310 00:10:32,087 --> 00:10:34,555 Stop, stop, stop! Weird, weird, weird! 311 00:10:34,556 --> 00:10:36,390 Rosa, what's your call? Weird or sexy? 312 00:10:36,424 --> 00:10:37,424 Weird. 313 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:38,658 I knew it. 314 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:40,961 - But also kinda sexy? - No. Weird. 315 00:10:40,962 --> 00:10:42,596 But more importantly, that's what you were doing 316 00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:43,997 while Charles was grinding through paperwork? 317 00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:45,499 Told ya. 318 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,666 Worst secondary in the unit. 319 00:10:46,701 --> 00:10:48,235 What do you guys want from me? 320 00:10:48,236 --> 00:10:50,136 You know, I take over a crime scene, I'm a bad secondary. 321 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,939 I blow off work to have sex with a hot coroner, 322 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,106 I'm a bad secondary. 323 00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:54,107 I can't win. 324 00:10:54,108 --> 00:10:55,108 What are you guys talking about? 325 00:10:55,109 --> 00:10:56,510 Um, just weird sex stuff 326 00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:57,744 that has nothing to do with work. 327 00:10:57,745 --> 00:10:59,812 I once had sex on a futon. 328 00:10:59,813 --> 00:11:03,048 And it was in couch mode. 329 00:11:03,049 --> 00:11:05,050 Hmm. 330 00:11:08,254 --> 00:11:10,122 Sarge, all of these are fine. 331 00:11:10,123 --> 00:11:11,423 How much longer are you gonna work on this? 332 00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:12,992 It's questions like that 333 00:11:12,993 --> 00:11:14,960 that made Van Gogh cut off his ear. 334 00:11:14,961 --> 00:11:17,897 You can't put a clock on art. 335 00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:19,399 Ten minutes. 336 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,400 Great. 337 00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:21,434 Let's catch this guy 338 00:11:21,435 --> 00:11:22,668 so we can give Holt some good news. 339 00:11:22,669 --> 00:11:23,836 I wanna cheer him up. 340 00:11:23,837 --> 00:11:25,371 Well, how do you even know he's in a bad mood? 341 00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,640 I mean, it's impossible to read that guy. 342 00:11:27,641 --> 00:11:30,309 This is the most incompetent, worthless report 343 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,244 I have ever read in my life! 344 00:11:32,279 --> 00:11:34,714 Get your act together or, so help me God, 345 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:37,316 you won't live to see retirement! 346 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,518 It's like, "what's that guy thinking?" 347 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:40,519 You know? 348 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,921 I can read him. 349 00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:42,988 And if anyone can figure out 350 00:11:42,989 --> 00:11:44,924 what's bothering him, it's me. 351 00:11:44,925 --> 00:11:46,859 He and I are exactly the same. 352 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,128 Except that I'm younger, Cuban, 353 00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:50,496 female, single, and straight. 354 00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:53,099 Captain Holt's not gay. 355 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:54,133 Captain Holt's gay? 356 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:57,137 Seriously, man, just retire. 357 00:11:58,806 --> 00:12:01,040 Boyle, where's my paperwork on that DOA? 358 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,408 Still waiting on the autopsy report. 359 00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:03,677 Supposed to come in first thing this morning, 360 00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:06,079 - but so far, nothing. - This is unacceptable. 361 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,981 I'll call the M.E. and find out what happened. 362 00:12:07,982 --> 00:12:10,484 Eh, bup-bup-bup-bup-bah. 363 00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:12,185 That's not necessary, sir. 364 00:12:12,186 --> 00:12:14,621 For the record, I think it's natural causes anyway, 365 00:12:14,622 --> 00:12:16,623 but I'm also the secondary in this case. 366 00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:18,891 It's my responsibility, so I will head on down there 367 00:12:18,892 --> 00:12:19,892 and pick up the report. 368 00:12:19,893 --> 00:12:21,094 Good. 369 00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:22,595 But don't ever bup-bup-bup-bup me again. 370 00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:23,596 Right, I don't know... 371 00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:25,965 Bup-bup-bup-bup... Bup-bup-bup. 372 00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:27,367 Just go. 373 00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,136 Yep, I am going to regret teaching him that one. 374 00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:33,473 Rosa, can I show you something? 375 00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:34,708 What's up? 376 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,243 Patterson's wife told me 377 00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:38,345 that they were going on a cruise together next month, 378 00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:40,713 but her credit card bill shows only one ticket booked. 379 00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:44,350 Either she's lying or she knew he was gonna die. 380 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,686 Huh, nice find, Boyle. 381 00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:48,187 This could be a murder. 382 00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:49,522 Where's that autopsy? 383 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:51,257 Jake went down to the M.E. an hour and a half ago. 384 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:52,658 He still hasn't got back to me. 385 00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:54,193 Jake went to get the autopsy report? 386 00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,596 I know. Isn't he the best? 387 00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:58,965 I mean, he's really coming into his own as a secondary. 388 00:12:58,999 --> 00:13:00,901 I wanna get him something nice. 389 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:02,669 Does he come across more as a Pinot guy 390 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:03,870 or more of a Shiraz? 391 00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:05,071 You know what? 392 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:06,139 We better go down there. 393 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,474 See what's holding him up. 394 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,943 Good call. 395 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,413 Detectives. 396 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:14,414 Hello. 397 00:13:14,415 --> 00:13:15,782 Shirt's buttoned wrong. 398 00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:18,652 Huh. So it is. 399 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:19,753 Well, how can I help you? 400 00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,621 Uh, we came by to get that autopsy report. 401 00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,723 - Hmm. - Is Detective Peralta here? 402 00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,292 I haven't seen him. 403 00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,460 Thanks for coming by. 404 00:13:27,462 --> 00:13:31,565 Hold on. 405 00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:33,199 Found him. 406 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,401 Ah, thank goodness you're here. 407 00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:37,637 I am so lost. 408 00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:40,173 Do you know where the vending machines are? 409 00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,254 Look, it's not what it seems like. 410 00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:45,355 Yes, it is. 411 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,456 Yes, it is. Here's what happened. 412 00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,358 I came down here to get the autopsy report 413 00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:50,793 and in conclusion, here we are. 414 00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:51,995 Now if you'll excuse me... 415 00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:53,263 Cut the crap, Peralta. 416 00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:55,465 Look, I'm sorry I slowed down the autopsy results, 417 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,166 but everyone knows it's natural causes. 418 00:13:57,201 --> 00:13:58,968 Not anymore. We think it could be a murder. 419 00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:00,102 Wait, like a murder murder, 420 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,504 or, like, his mouth murdered him 421 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:02,505 by making him eat so much food 422 00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:03,506 that his heart exploded? 423 00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:04,507 Murder murder. 424 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:06,457 We need the autopsy to be sure. 425 00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:07,677 I have not gotten to that yet. 426 00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:09,479 You guys have been down here for two hours. 427 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,748 What, did you have sex 40 times? 428 00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:13,015 40 times? 429 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,217 No, Charles, like... 430 00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:15,351 Look, I'm sorry. 431 00:14:15,352 --> 00:14:16,552 We didn't know it was a homicide. 432 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:17,787 Well, it shouldn't matter. 433 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:19,488 I'm your primary and I asked you to do something. 434 00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:22,057 So if it's okay, I'd like to be upset with you. 435 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:23,392 It's more than okay. 436 00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:24,727 It's okay times two. 437 00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:26,328 Now, Dr. Rossi, 438 00:14:26,363 --> 00:14:29,105 will you please perform the autopsy for us right now? 439 00:14:29,132 --> 00:14:30,799 Actually, with a body this size, 440 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,967 I'd need my assistant, 441 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,203 and I gave him the rest of the afternoon off 442 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:35,204 when Jake showed up. 443 00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:37,154 Guilty. 444 00:14:37,173 --> 00:14:38,774 Okay, fine. 445 00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:41,143 I will act as your assistant 446 00:14:41,144 --> 00:14:43,845 because I am a wonderful secondary. 447 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,447 How gross could it be? 448 00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:46,782 Just gonna need you to hold open 449 00:14:46,783 --> 00:14:48,717 this chest cavity for me. 450 00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:50,752 Oh. Wow. 451 00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:53,055 Okay, I can do that. It's no big deal. 452 00:14:53,056 --> 00:14:55,657 Just like holding open some slimy elevator doors. 453 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:58,693 For a family of aliens... Oh, my God. 454 00:14:58,728 --> 00:15:01,797 Yep, there are some signs of stress on the heart, 455 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,032 but that's not surprising. 456 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,668 Oh, will you look at that stomach lining? 457 00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:06,936 God, that is just a beaut. 458 00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:08,438 Ugh. 459 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,472 All right. 460 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,473 I'm gonna need you to go ahead 461 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,474 and take your hand... 462 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,943 Yep, get it down there. 463 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:15,011 Get it down there. 464 00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:16,012 Get it on in. 465 00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:17,346 There you go. 466 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:18,481 Oh, that is so big. 467 00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:22,352 - Caught him? - Yes, sir. 468 00:15:22,386 --> 00:15:23,520 He was easy to pick up. 469 00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,589 He looked just like the sergeant's sketch. 470 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,258 You could be a professional artist, boss. 471 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,726 Like on the boardwalk. 472 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,295 You think I should draw caricatures? 473 00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:32,597 That's garbage art! 474 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,966 I don't draw giant-head people on surfboards! 475 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,868 I'm saying you could. You're that good. 476 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:40,037 Captain, the credit really goes to sergeant Jeffords. 477 00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,239 Without his refined artistic skills... 478 00:15:42,273 --> 00:15:43,606 Finish the paperwork by noon. 479 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:47,077 I want it included in the crime stats. 480 00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:48,678 I gotta say, I always hate how I look in pictures, 481 00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:50,180 but that is so flattering. 482 00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,749 Also, I'm innocent. 483 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,750 You got the wrong guy. 484 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,885 Shut up. 485 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,454 Sarge, I need you to do one more drawing for me. 486 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,622 What? 487 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,395 It'll cheer the Captain up. 488 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,796 He'll be over the moon. 489 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,798 He may even lean back in his chair a little 490 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,000 and nod slightly. 491 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,268 This is a lot of pressure. 492 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,304 If I'm gonna do this, it has to be done right. 493 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:16,475 Scully, get me my oils. 494 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,778 Paint or massage? 495 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,445 I'll get both. 496 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,547 You know, this is one of the most unhealthy people 497 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,614 I've ever seen. 498 00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:25,615 It's like cutting 499 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:28,417 into a big, overstuffed ravioli. 500 00:16:28,451 --> 00:16:29,685 Sure you want me to keep digging? 501 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:31,920 Unfortunately, yes. 502 00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,955 If the primary on this case says it's a murder, 503 00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:35,189 we have to treat it like a murder. 504 00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,725 Okay. Here we go. 505 00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:38,726 Oh. 506 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:39,727 Wanna see something cool? 507 00:16:39,728 --> 00:16:40,728 No. 508 00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:41,729 Here it is. 509 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:42,890 That's what I'm talking about. 510 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:45,699 Listen. 511 00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,134 Goosh. 512 00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:48,436 Mm-hmm. 513 00:16:48,437 --> 00:16:49,904 You know what that was? 514 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:53,742 That was the air releasing from the large intestine. 515 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,543 In the biz, we call that 516 00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:57,178 "the death bubble." It's pretty cool. 517 00:16:57,179 --> 00:16:59,113 - Here, you wanna hold it? - No! 518 00:17:00,582 --> 00:17:01,883 Knock knock. 519 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,218 You can knock with your hands. 520 00:17:03,219 --> 00:17:04,485 Saying it is ridiculous. 521 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,386 Okay. 522 00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:10,289 Well, I know you're having a bad day... 523 00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:13,057 I think you're having a bad day. 524 00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:17,660 So, to cheer you up I had Terry do this painting 525 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,629 to replace the photo you hated. 526 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,932 I threw away the photo because I think it's ostentatious 527 00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,400 to hang pictures of yourself. 528 00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:27,170 Especially when you haven't earned a place on the wall. 529 00:17:27,204 --> 00:17:29,572 - Oh. - But you would have me 530 00:17:29,573 --> 00:17:31,207 hang a baroque oil painting of myself 531 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,830 like I'm a north Korean dictator. 532 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,011 What? No ornate gold frame? 533 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,848 Why am I not astride my noble steed, clad in armor? 534 00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:41,484 We could add a horse. 535 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,520 You just wasted your time, Terry's time, 536 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,721 and now my time on this 537 00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:45,855 when you should have been filing a report 538 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,990 on the purse-snatcher. 539 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,258 Oh, I did. 540 00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:49,340 It's already in the system. 541 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,827 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,795 Good. 543 00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:55,798 Thank you. Dismissed. 544 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,902 Here are the contents of his stomach. 545 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,637 Oh, that's where they went. 546 00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:02,938 And here's the really cool part. 547 00:18:02,939 --> 00:18:05,488 Get in here, look at the scarring on this liver. 548 00:18:05,508 --> 00:18:07,943 Poison. 549 00:18:07,944 --> 00:18:10,012 Ingested. 550 00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:13,583 Boyle was right. 551 00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:14,817 All right, I'm gonna go tell him. 552 00:18:14,818 --> 00:18:17,153 Yeah, you could. 553 00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:20,089 Or you could stay for a post-mortem. 554 00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,924 Nope. Sorry. 555 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:23,059 The spell has worn off. 556 00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:25,261 No more weird dead guy sex for me ever again. 557 00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:26,328 It's nothing personal, 558 00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:28,597 I just think sex is for the living. 559 00:18:28,631 --> 00:18:29,631 Isn't that right, buddy? 560 00:18:29,632 --> 00:18:31,066 Oh, my God, he has no eyes! 561 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,501 Oh, that is terrifying. 562 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,392 What now, Santiago? 563 00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:42,295 I figured out why you've been so tense. 564 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,563 You're worried about the monthly crime statistics. 565 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:46,899 That's not your concern. 566 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,734 I just checked the stats myself. 567 00:18:48,735 --> 00:18:51,270 Our arrest numbers haven't improved since you got here. 568 00:18:51,271 --> 00:18:53,006 They're exactly the same as last month. 569 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,642 If this is your strategy to cheer me up, 570 00:18:54,643 --> 00:18:55,709 it's backfiring. 571 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,144 Sir, I don't think you realize 572 00:18:57,145 --> 00:18:59,013 how good flat numbers are. 573 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,848 I went back 12 years. 574 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,884 A precinct's numbers almost always get worse 575 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:05,019 under new leadership, but ours didn't. 576 00:19:05,053 --> 00:19:06,921 That's a win. 577 00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:08,356 It's just your first month. 578 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:11,024 Morale is much higher, people are working harder, 579 00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:12,059 you're well on your way 580 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,627 to earning a place on that wall. 581 00:19:13,661 --> 00:19:17,097 Thank you, Santiago. 582 00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:20,167 You know, we're birds of a feather, you and I. 583 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,202 I hate cliches. 584 00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:25,606 Cliches are the worst. Okay. 585 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,016 We know you killed your husband. 586 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,818 That cruise you planned was for one, 587 00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:40,054 plus the autopsy showed clear signs of poison. 588 00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:41,755 And for the record, the inside of his body 589 00:19:41,756 --> 00:19:43,757 - was very gross. - Noted. 590 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,693 My only question is, why'd you do it? 591 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,296 Um, he drove me to it. 592 00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:49,797 He had affair after affair. 593 00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:51,332 He was a real don Juan. 594 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,368 Permission to make a fat joke? Granted. 595 00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:54,769 Are you sure you didn't mean "don flan"? 596 00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:56,704 Thanks. Nice. 597 00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:57,739 Mrs. Patterson, you are under arrest 598 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:01,509 for the murder of your husband. 599 00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:03,378 Sarge, that painting is tight. 600 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:04,412 It's terrible. 601 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,147 The brushwork is sloppy. 602 00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:07,549 There's poor use of negative space. 603 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,750 I'm a fraud. 604 00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:10,919 Not at all. 605 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,054 I'd like to take this home for my husband. 606 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,624 He'll be glad you made me look so happy. 607 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,693 I was trying to make him look serious. 608 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:19,861 I still can't read him. 609 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:22,597 - No one can. - I can. 610 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,599 He likes it. 611 00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:28,136 Nice job, Boyle. 612 00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:29,837 - You nailed it. - Here. 613 00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,906 Of course he did. He's a great primary. 614 00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:34,242 And I'm sorry I was such a bad number two. 615 00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,777 I may, for the first time, 616 00:20:35,778 --> 00:20:36,778 have been a bit of a jerk, 617 00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:38,346 and I'm sorry. 618 00:20:38,347 --> 00:20:39,981 What a wonderful moment. 619 00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:42,183 I agree, it is a wonderful moment. 620 00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:43,384 What a wonderful moment. Rosa, do you agree? 621 00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:44,519 It's all right. It's all right. 622 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,255 - ♪ Wonderful moment - ♪ Moment 623 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:50,191 ♪ Between two guys 624 00:20:50,192 --> 00:20:52,493 Oh. 625 00:20:52,494 --> 00:20:54,095 D.A. wants to set bail for Patterson's wife. 626 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:55,730 They need me to send them all the files. 627 00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:58,515 I'm the secondary. 628 00:20:58,516 --> 00:21:00,251 I'll go back there and do the busy work. 629 00:21:00,252 --> 00:21:02,086 You guys stay here and keep celebrating. 630 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,887 You sure you're not just sneaking off 631 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,256 for more weird dead guy sex? 632 00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:08,192 We will never speak of that again. 633 00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:10,027 Never. 634 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,428 Okay, bye. 635 00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:14,131 God. Crazy day, huh? 636 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:15,699 I hate small talk. 637 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,900 Let's drink in silence. 638 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,937 Perfect. 639 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,374 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/