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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa!
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Settle.
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Sorry, sarge.
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Ugh, Halloween is the worst.
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Everyone's drunk,
wearing a mask,
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and carrying a fake gun.
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Plus all the girls think
they have to dress sexy.
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I know, that is the worst.
Please make them stop.
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I passed a slutty tree
on the way here.
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Who wants to have sex
with a tree?
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Was it a maple?
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Was it a maple?
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Buon giorno,
buon giorno.
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- Pretty cool 'stume, huh?
- 'Stume?
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Short for costume.
Ah.
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All right, let me guess.
You are dumpy Chuck Norris.
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No, I'm...
Dumpy Ron Weasley.
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No.
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You guys, stop it.
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He put thought
into his costume,
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and he is obviously Miranda
from Sex and the City.
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Guys, I'm Mario Batali!
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"Molto Mario"?
Celebrity chef?
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Ginger Prince
of little Italy?
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Is he also
a homeless troll doll?
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'Cause you look like
a homeless troll doll.
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Hey, sweet Batali costume,
dude.
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Thank you!
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There's a man
with impeccable taste.
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He bit a guy's butt off
at a W.N.B.A. game.
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Eric Stoltz from Mask.
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I'll take it.
Yeah.
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I hope you're all
well rested.
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It's gonna be
a busy night.
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The holding cell's
completely full.
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I keep having to separate
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Hillary Clinton
and Kim Jong-Un.
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Stop it!
Stop making out!
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Hey... no!
What would Bill say?
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We need two undercovers
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at the DeKalb street
warehouse party.
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Boyle, you're already
in costume as, uh,
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Joy Behar?
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I'm Mario Batali.
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Okay.
And, uh, Santiago,
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you go with him.
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Yes, sir.
Damn it.
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Santiago, I know
that you hate Halloween,
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but stick with me,
and I promise you,
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you will love it.
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Can you magically make everyone
kind, sober,
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and fully dressed?
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"Kind, sober,
and fully dressed."
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Good news, everyone,
we found the name
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of Santiago's sex tape.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Well, ring it up, nerds.
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I just arrested
my first Halloween idiot
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of the season.
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He was trying to rob a bank
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but had a little trouble
with the getaway.
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Trying to "split," huh?
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Don't worry, I'm sure you'll
get out on "a peel."
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I'm so glad you're stuck.
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I've got a million of these.
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No, no, don't touch the money!
Ugh!
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I swear,
these perps are so stupid.
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I'd make a better criminal
than any of them.
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Yeah, you would.
You'd be an evil mastermind,
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and everyone would call you
the handsome bandit.
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Thank you, Charles.
And the best part is,
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none of you could catch me.
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I'm fairly certain
you would be caught.
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No, scratch that.
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I'm 100% sure
you'd be caught.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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All right,
challenge accepted.
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I didn't issue a challenge.
Fine.
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I'll issue it for you.
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What's the most valuable thing
in your office?
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My medal of valor.
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God, you are such a hero.
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All right, how about this?
I will bet you
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that by midnight tonight,
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I can steal the medal of valor
from your office.
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Why would I possibly
agree to that?
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Because if I lose,
I'll work
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the next five weekends,
no overtime.
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And I won't tell
anyone here
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about the time I saw you
wearing short shorts
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outside of work.
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But if I win...
You won't.
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You have to do all
of my paperwork tonight,
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the busiest and spookiest night
of the year.
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And you have
to publicly state
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that I'm an amazing
Detective-slash-genius.
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And this won't interfere
with you doing your job?
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You mean my job as an amazing
Detective-slash-genius?
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No, it will not.
I'll do all of my work,
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guaranteed.
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I'm considering it.
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I'm interested.
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I agree to participate.
All right.
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There's the robot
I fell in love with.
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Hey.
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Sister Steve here
got mugged.
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Some guy dressed
as the royal baby
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punched him
and took his wallet.
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She keeps laughing at me.
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Can't tell you how many nuns
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I wanted to beat up
in catholic school.
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Ten.
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I didn't know you went
to catholic school.
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Good.
You shouldn't know it.
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I get it.
You're so mysterious and tough.
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But you know what I think?
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You're actually
a big softy.
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No, I think
she's really mean.
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You probably read
a Maya Angelou poem
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at your graduation
and cried.
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Didn't graduate.
Had to leave.
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Why?
What'd you do?
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Here's a hint.
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I'm not gonna tell you.
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Oh, I'm gonna find out
anyway.
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I'm a Detective.
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I will detect!
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Hey.
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Got an arrest file here
for the Captain.
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Drunk and disorderly.
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So, anyways...
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Gina!
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We never talk anymore.
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How's the dance troupe?
Did you get a haircut?
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What's the Captain's
schedule like today?
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I'm not gonna help you
rob him, Jake.
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I'm his assistant,
and I take that job
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incredibly seriously.
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You're literally making
paper airplanes
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out of police reports
right now.
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Well, how am I supposed to get
it into that garbage can?
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Please, Gina?
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Fine, Captain's got
a meeting
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downstairs in ten minutes.
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You're the best.
Mwah!
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What does your skin taste like?
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Dina Lohan.
I'm wearing her face lotion.
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That's it.
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Thank you.
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Okay, party's
around the corner.
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Tipster said there'll be
a huge amount of drug activity.
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Why is this costume
so stiff?
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And what is that smell?
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The department never washes
them, so it's probably vomit.
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Hey!
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I got you a chocolate.
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Yet another great thing
about Halloween... chocolate!
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Thanks.
Oh, look.
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Raggedy Ann is drinking vodka
right from the bottle.
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People think
if they put on a costume,
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they can just get away
with anything they want.
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Halloween is Christmas
for jerks.
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Come on, ma'am.
No open containers.
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Oh, and why should I listen
to you, bone person?
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It's called skeleton.
It's a very common word.
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Just put the vodka away.
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You guys are cops?
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These guys are cops!
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Are you in my ceiling,
Peralta?
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No.
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So what's the plan?
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You wait for me
to leave my office,
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lower yourself down,
take my medal,
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and win the bet?
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Who are you talking to?
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There's no one up here.
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Peralta,
just so you know,
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right now, I am taking
my medal off the wall
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and placing it
in a locked safe
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whose combination is known
only to me.
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The safe, in turn,
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is locked in the cabinet.
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The only key to that cabinet
is on my person.
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I'm off to my meeting.
Good luck with your plan.
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You think that scares me?
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I laugh in the face
of adversity!
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Are you still there?
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Captain, are you still there?
I can't hear...
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Agh!
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Ow.
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Here you go.
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Don't touch the butter.
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What happened?
I thought you guys
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were supposed to be
at the warehouse party.
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We got egged.
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Some of the shell
got in my contacts
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and my hair and my mouth
and my bra.
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I can't tell
if that's hot or not.
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Not hot.
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Eggshell in my bra
is not hot.
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Well, it's kinda hot.
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Boobs go in a bra.
Up top.
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Whoo! My man.
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Well, it sounds like
costume duty is going great.
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So great.
We're having the best time.
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Right, Amy?
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I wish I was dead.
Hmm.
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How's the unwinnable bet going?
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Well, on the one hand,
I fell through the ceiling
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and onto a pencil,
but on the other hand,
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I also badly bruised
my brain.
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If you wanted to make
a bet with Holt,
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you shoulda made a bet
you could win.
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Like who wears
more denim jackets.
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That was one time.
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You guys never forget
anything.
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You know, frankly,
I'm a little surprised
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you don't think
I can win this thing.
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You're always telling me
how I'm the best.
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You're the best, Jake.
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Paperwork delivery.
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You're the best, Jake.
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Jake, you're the best.
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Thank you, Charles.
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Yeah, maybe it's just Charles.
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Look, Jake,
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I love you like you're one of my daughters.
Really?
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But it's not about you
or how smart you are.
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It's about Captain Holt.
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The man's a genius.
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He's had your number
at every turn.
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Well, not this day...
Turn... time.
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Sorry, I'm pretty sure
I had a concussion back there.
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Here I come.
All right.
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Ohh, strong.
Ahh.
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Okay, here's the first set
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of royal babies
I rounded up.
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Popular costume.
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Any of these guys
look familiar?
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Maybe the third guy.
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The baby who mugged me
was pretty short.
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You're not supposed
to laugh at me.
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Number three,
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step forward and say,
"give me your money,
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you stupid bag of crap."
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Gimme your money,
you stupid bag of crap.
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No, wrong giant baby.
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I still want to know
why you got kicked out
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of catholic school.
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Were you doing drugs?
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Worse.
Selling drugs?
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Worse.
How bad could it have been?
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Did you burn down a church?
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Number three, step forward
and say the word
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"worse."
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Worse.
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Excuse me, Gina.
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I can't find Peralta anywhere,
and you're the only one
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who can decipher
his handwriting.
260
00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:38,737
He arrested that bunny,
but I don't know what for.
261
00:08:38,738 --> 00:08:41,740
He's either a crispy
mother werewolf
262
00:08:41,741 --> 00:08:44,610
or cowboy mustard,
oslo, Norway.
263
00:08:44,644 --> 00:08:46,078
Hmm.
264
00:08:46,079 --> 00:08:49,248
The bunny groped multiple women
on the subway.
265
00:08:49,282 --> 00:08:51,784
Being able to read
Jake's writing is a gift.
266
00:08:51,818 --> 00:08:53,919
A useless, useless gift.
267
00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,923
Excuse me one second.
268
00:08:57,924 --> 00:09:00,059
Nice costume, Peralta.
269
00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,894
No Peralta here.
270
00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:05,464
Just a normal janitor
pushing trash around.
271
00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:07,166
Come out of there.
272
00:09:08,802 --> 00:09:10,669
Captain, hey.
273
00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:11,904
You really thought
this was gonna work?
274
00:09:11,938 --> 00:09:13,172
Uh, it did work.
275
00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:14,440
This whole janitor gambit
276
00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:16,242
was designed to fail.
277
00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:17,510
It's just like in chess.
278
00:09:17,511 --> 00:09:18,944
Sometimes in order to win,
279
00:09:18,945 --> 00:09:20,446
you have to sacrifice
your king.
280
00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:22,181
That's exactly how
you lose in chess.
281
00:09:22,182 --> 00:09:23,482
Have you ever played
the game?
282
00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:24,917
Yeah, I used to play
with my uncle Bob
283
00:09:24,918 --> 00:09:26,752
all the time,
and he said I was great.
284
00:09:26,753 --> 00:09:28,954
This is a game
of concentration, Jake.
285
00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:31,991
So focus your mind,
and start shooting.
286
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,164
Now you're a master
of chess, huh?
287
00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:39,532
He taught me how to shoot
backgammon too.
288
00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,933
I expected better
of you.
289
00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:42,201
You could have at least
created a diversion
290
00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:44,170
to distract me
from your terrible costume.
291
00:09:44,204 --> 00:09:45,804
Uh, I'm not a dumb butt.
292
00:09:45,805 --> 00:09:47,373
I had a diversion planned.
293
00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:50,209
There was just
a slight timing issue.
294
00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,677
Oh, my God!
295
00:09:51,711 --> 00:09:53,846
Get down, everyone!
There's a big fire!
296
00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:55,581
Captain, you better head
over there for, like,
297
00:09:55,615 --> 00:09:57,950
15 minutes and see what's
going on with that.
298
00:09:57,951 --> 00:10:00,953
Beware of the back draft.
I'll be in your office.
299
00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:05,524
You have beautiful eyes.
300
00:10:05,525 --> 00:10:06,792
Have it your way.
301
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,694
But you're gonna need this.
302
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,963
And... that.
303
00:10:10,964 --> 00:10:13,699
It's filthy in there.
304
00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:21,207
Come on, Amy!
Loosen up!
305
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,508
You look like
such a cop!
306
00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:25,010
Come on, have some fun,
you know?
307
00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:27,313
It'll help you blend in!
308
00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:28,581
Whoo!
309
00:10:28,582 --> 00:10:31,183
Stop trying to get me
to love Halloween.
310
00:10:31,184 --> 00:10:32,818
It'll never work.
311
00:10:32,852 --> 00:10:34,086
I'm backing it up.
312
00:10:34,087 --> 00:10:36,855
Oh, God, please don't.
313
00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:39,058
Hey, heads up.
314
00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:40,326
I'll cut 'em off at the exit.
Okay.
315
00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:43,395
Move! Move, move!
316
00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:44,830
He ditched the drugs.
I'm on it.
317
00:10:44,831 --> 00:10:46,265
Ugh.
318
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,902
Oof, everything
is sticking to me.
319
00:10:49,903 --> 00:10:51,237
Ooh.
320
00:10:51,238 --> 00:10:53,172
Ay, h.
Yes.
321
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,174
Hey, watch out, man.
322
00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:57,176
Ugh! What is that?
323
00:10:57,177 --> 00:11:01,413
How is it hot and cold?
324
00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:04,450
So the soonest you can fix
the ceiling is Monday?
325
00:11:10,924 --> 00:11:13,726
I'm gonna have
to call you back.
326
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,194
Wait, stop scratching me.
327
00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:16,398
We're supposed to be a team.
328
00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:18,097
Ahem.
329
00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:19,465
Captain, hi.
330
00:11:19,466 --> 00:11:22,101
I was just photocopying
some stuff.
331
00:11:22,135 --> 00:11:23,869
Are you trying to jam pigeons
into my air-conditioning vent
332
00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,104
to flush me
out of my office?
333
00:11:25,138 --> 00:11:27,406
Way to ruin the surprise.
334
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,808
How did you get those birds?
By using my big, fat brain.
335
00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:31,577
Get in the bag,
you damn bird.
336
00:11:31,578 --> 00:11:32,811
Eat the bread.
Eat the bread!
337
00:11:32,812 --> 00:11:34,413
I gotcha!
I gotcha!
338
00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:37,283
All part of my elaborate plan
to defeat you.
339
00:11:37,284 --> 00:11:39,652
So far, you and
your big, fat brain
340
00:11:39,653 --> 00:11:41,553
are losing... badly.
341
00:11:41,554 --> 00:11:43,789
Maybe, if we're talking
about who's winning our bet.
342
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,225
But if we're talking
about who's holding more birds,
343
00:11:46,226 --> 00:11:48,193
I'm winning,
four-nothing.
344
00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:51,263
You're only holding two.
345
00:11:51,264 --> 00:11:54,633
Yeah.
346
00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:58,567
Ooh, when you were
logging in the drugs,
347
00:11:58,568 --> 00:11:59,969
you missed
some awesome stuff.
348
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,071
Guy walked by in full
astronaut costume,
349
00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:03,339
gave me a high five.
350
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,507
He high-fived me too.
351
00:12:05,508 --> 00:12:06,809
Wait... Hitchcock?
352
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,310
Darn it.
353
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,578
I wasn't supposed to talk,
but I got so excited
354
00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:10,846
about that astronaut.
355
00:12:10,847 --> 00:12:12,481
What is happening?
356
00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:13,816
Amy paid me 50 bucks
to trade places with her
357
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,084
for the rest of the night.
358
00:12:15,085 --> 00:12:16,452
Really?
Yeah.
359
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,488
I'm gonna use that money
to buy two suits.
360
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,859
Well, I was gonna ask you
to tell the Captain
361
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,361
that I brought in royal babies
for Diaz,
362
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:27,229
but I'm sure he already knows,
363
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:28,497
since he's always one step
ahead of me.
364
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,698
Aww.
365
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:31,400
Why so down, little clown?
366
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:32,668
I'm just sick of losing
to Holt.
367
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,869
I want that medal.
368
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,337
It's not real gold.
369
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,640
I tried selling it online.
Zero bids.
370
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,042
But here's some advice
I gave to the girls
371
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,396
in my dance troupe at the "dance
till you drop" tournament.
372
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:45,714
That advice was, dance.
Dance!
373
00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:47,383
Dance.
374
00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:50,219
Yeah, I'm not really sure
that applies here, Gina.
375
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,288
It does apply.
It means don't give up.
376
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,957
We would've won if
Natasha's water hadn't broken.
377
00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,892
Oh, Natasha had her baby?
You know Natasha?
378
00:12:56,893 --> 00:12:58,127
Yeah.
Yeah.
379
00:12:58,128 --> 00:12:59,395
Her dog has lupus.
380
00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:01,196
Yeah.
That's a trip.
381
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,198
Small world.
Yes.
382
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:08,070
All right, I'm gonna go cry.
383
00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:09,872
I kind of feel bad for him.
384
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,073
Don't.
385
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:12,808
He brought this on himself.
386
00:13:12,809 --> 00:13:17,112
You can hang up now.
387
00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:19,048
You paid money to get
out of working with me?
388
00:13:19,082 --> 00:13:21,116
Charles, I had to.
Tonight has been awful.
389
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:23,919
Halloween is the worst,
and I don't understand
390
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,287
why you like it.
391
00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:26,755
No, all the things
that you think are bad
392
00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:29,091
about Halloween
are what make it great.
393
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,592
The big kids egg you.
394
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:33,462
Then you and your friends
run away together.
395
00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,431
Friendships are forged
in the crucible
396
00:13:35,465 --> 00:13:37,833
of Halloween adversity.
397
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:40,703
That's all I wanted
for us.
398
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:45,574
You can keep the wig.
I don't need it anymore.
399
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:48,677
I don't really need it either.
400
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,012
Hey, Captain Holt,
401
00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:53,849
can you come out here
for one sec?
402
00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:02,624
You need something, Peralta?
Yes, I do.
403
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:05,661
Hit it, royal babies.
404
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,663
What... no!
405
00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:18,907
Give me my keys.
406
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,609
Will you stop catching me?
407
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,444
Do you have any idea how much
I spent on key chains?
408
00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:23,979
$23.
409
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,381
Wow, that is
unbelievably close.
410
00:14:25,382 --> 00:14:26,815
22.76.
411
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:29,451
Keys.
Okay, look.
412
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,886
Tonight has been
a little humiliating.
413
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:32,354
Things are not going well,
414
00:14:32,389 --> 00:14:33,956
so I'm gonna just
throw this out there.
415
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,391
What do you say
we call off the bet
416
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:36,792
and pretend this whole thing
never happened?
417
00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,293
Oh, I'm not letting you
off the hook.
418
00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:39,995
What? No. Pfft.
419
00:14:39,996 --> 00:14:42,865
I meant to give you an out,
so you could save face.
420
00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:44,833
This is getting sad.
421
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,609
Yeah, for you.
422
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,528
So.
423
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:51,473
I called your school.
424
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:56,311
And I managed to get a hold
of one sister Bernadette.
425
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:58,814
I remember that old bag.
She was my favorite.
426
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,149
Well, guess what she said.
427
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,317
Apparently, you were
a model student
428
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,387
and transferred
of your own volition.
429
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:08,991
Fine.
430
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,426
The reason I left
catholic school
431
00:15:10,427 --> 00:15:12,628
was because I got into
the american ballet academy.
432
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,663
I was a classical dancer.
433
00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:16,165
And I was good.
434
00:15:16,199 --> 00:15:17,433
I knew it!
435
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,201
I knew you were
a big softy.
436
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:22,104
You tell anyone,
I break your face.
437
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,609
No, you won't.
You're too sensitive.
438
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,314
Captain, sorry to interrupt.
439
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,583
Some officers
just arrested Peralta.
440
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,984
What?
They caught him scaling
441
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,886
the side of the building
with a blowtorch.
442
00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:43,859
Captain.
443
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,494
Welcome to the endgame.
444
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,029
Would you care to shake
the hand
445
00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:48,630
of the man
who defeated you?
446
00:15:48,631 --> 00:15:51,900
Forgot I was wearing handcuffs.
Ohh, that hurt.
447
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,336
Whoo!
448
00:15:57,139 --> 00:15:58,606
Climbing the side of
the building with a blowtorch.
449
00:15:58,607 --> 00:15:59,941
What were you thinking?
450
00:15:59,975 --> 00:16:01,543
I was thinking I had
better core strength.
451
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,777
I got winded, like,
ten feet up.
452
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:04,546
I knew you wouldn't
win the bet,
453
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,980
but your performance tonight
has made me question
454
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:07,448
not only how good
a Detective you are,
455
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:10,585
but, quite frankly,
how smart you are.
456
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,887
Well, that's not surprising.
You constantly underestimate me.
457
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,990
No, you've been
correctly estimated.
458
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:18,426
You have five minutes
until your deadline,
459
00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:20,395
and here you are,
handcuffed to a table,
460
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,763
in a locked room.
461
00:16:21,764 --> 00:16:25,767
Which is precisely
where I planned on being.
462
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,468
Captain, let me tell you
a little story.
463
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,304
You remember when
I fell through your ceiling?
464
00:16:29,305 --> 00:16:31,206
Yes, that was
six hours ago.
465
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,341
It was, I admit,
a disastrous failure.
466
00:16:33,342 --> 00:16:35,677
But it gave me the idea
for Herman,
467
00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:37,145
the friendly janitor
you met.
468
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:40,148
With Herman, I commenced
the perfect crime.
469
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:42,383
I caught you as Herman.
470
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,819
But you didn't catch Rosa.
471
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:49,123
Come out of there.
472
00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:50,358
It turns out that Rosa
473
00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:52,393
is great at picking locks.
474
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,796
Does not surprise me.
No, me neither.
475
00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:56,664
Of course, I had to find a way
to get her out of your office
476
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,032
without you seeing her.
477
00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,968
So I created a diversion.
478
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:02,937
Not mistimed...
Perfectly timed
479
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,472
so she could escape unseen.
480
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,773
What about the pigeons?
481
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,275
Oh, the gray pigeons?
482
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,077
They were a red herring.
Thank you.
483
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,112
Their only purpose was
to draw you into the copy room
484
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,283
while two members of my team
broke into your locked office.
485
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:16,317
So now I had a way
into your office
486
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:18,953
and an open cabinet.
487
00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:20,788
All that was left was
for the royal babies
488
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,190
to steal your keys.
489
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:24,158
Yes, but you didn't need
the keys.
490
00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:25,927
The cabinet
was already unlocked.
491
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,295
You needed a way
into the safe.
492
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,830
And I got it.
493
00:17:28,864 --> 00:17:30,298
You were so concerned
with getting
494
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,566
your keys back,
you didn't even notice
495
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,568
the sergeant steal your phone.
496
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,004
That's right, even
the sergeant is on my side.
497
00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:38,172
I then had Charles dust
your screen cover for prints.
498
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,841
The greasiest smudges revealed
499
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,509
the four numbers
you use the most...
500
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,645
The four numbers
in your passcode.
501
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,346
Based on your advanced age,
502
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,649
I assumed that you use the same
passcode for everything...
503
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,817
Your phone, your email,
and, of course,
504
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:51,085
your safe.
505
00:17:51,086 --> 00:17:53,628
That would be
a fair assumption.
506
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,223
It was at that point
that I bumped into a girl
507
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:58,226
dressed as a sexy robot,
and we got our flirt on... hard.
508
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,330
'Sup?
509
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:06,534
'Sup?
Jake Peralta.
510
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,202
And how was flirting
part of the plan?
511
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:10,371
Oh, it wasn't.
It just ruled.
512
00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:11,939
And that brings us
to five minutes ago,
513
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,241
when Amy came to your office
and told you
514
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,676
that I had been arrested.
515
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,044
I knew she's the only one
you would believe
516
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:17,679
because, frankly,
she's usually too lame
517
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,488
to take part
in these kinds of things.
518
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,449
And as you walked over here,
519
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,017
Charles awkwardly stuffed
himself through your window
520
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,520
and opened your safe.
521
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,522
We had the four numbers
of your code, which meant
522
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,724
there were 24 possible
combinations for Charles to try.
523
00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:31,392
That could take
up to four minutes,
524
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,210
which is why I really dragged
out this explanation.
525
00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:35,463
I mean, really stretched it.
I don't know if you noticed,
526
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,031
but there were times
where I was like,
527
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,966
what am I even talking about?
This isn't...
528
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,501
Oh.
529
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,271
But now,
four minutes is up.
530
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:45,440
Which means Boyle is either
on the other side of that door
531
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,674
holding your medal,
532
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,777
or I've lost.
533
00:18:49,812 --> 00:18:51,212
Well, Captain,
534
00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:52,714
it seems that Jake
535
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,784
isn't the only person
you underestima...
536
00:18:56,785 --> 00:19:00,388
20 seconds to spare.
Game over, Captain.
537
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,589
Check me.
538
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,124
I think you mean "checkmate."
539
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,625
You really need to learn
how to play chess.
540
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:07,095
How did you get everyone
to help you?
541
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,896
I appealed to their sense
of teamwork and camraderie
542
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,399
with a rousing speech that would
put Shakespeare to shame.
543
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:12,667
For too long,
544
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:15,503
we've been put down,
ridiculed,
545
00:19:15,504 --> 00:19:17,405
made to wear ties!
546
00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,639
But no more!
547
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:19,941
For today,
548
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:21,943
we defeat him!
549
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:24,553
And that worked?
No. No, no. Not at all.
550
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,647
My speech did not inspire them.
551
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,716
Come on.
So I bribed them.
552
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,551
I told them that if we
pulled this off,
553
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,153
I would do
all of their paperwork.
554
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,422
And since you're doing
all my paperwork...
555
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,257
I'm impressed, Peralta.
556
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,592
Well done.
557
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,127
Thank you, sir.
558
00:19:39,128 --> 00:19:42,430
In fact, the thing
that you failed to see, Captain,
559
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,465
teamwork, is exactly...
Captain?
560
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:46,467
What provided our success.
Sir?
561
00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:49,437
He's not coming back.
562
00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:52,473
Boyle, I need you
in the briefing room.
563
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,614
What is all this?
564
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,282
You know how I think
Halloween is for jerks?
565
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,951
Well, this Halloween,
I was the jerk.
566
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,686
I'm sorry about tonight.
567
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,021
"I'm sorry about tonight."
568
00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:08,489
We found the title
569
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,558
for Santiago's
follow-up sex tape.
570
00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:13,161
I'm sorry I couldn't convince
you to love Halloween.
571
00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,562
It's not your fault.
I was terrible.
572
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:15,830
"It's not your fault
I was terrible"
573
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,365
is also one
of your sex tapes.
574
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:18,666
Ow.
575
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,002
Halloween is unbearable.
576
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:24,005
But it was slightly less
unbearable with you.
577
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,339
Don't.
Okay.
578
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,941
Anyway.
579
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,510
We're all going to the bar,
so get changed,
580
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:31,312
'cause you can't be
the only one there
581
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,247
not wearing a 'stume.
582
00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:35,483
'Stume! Oh, my God.
It caught on.
583
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:39,153
No.
584
00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:42,023
Ah, Captain Holt.
It is so nice to see you.
585
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:43,524
Never thought I'd say that.
Hmm.
586
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,660
A poor winner.
I never would've guessed.
587
00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:47,228
Yeah, you would've.
588
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,696
Way to go all out
on your costume, by the way.
589
00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,798
I believe you have
an announcement to make,
590
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,167
so the floor is yours.
591
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,170
Attention, everyone.
592
00:20:56,171 --> 00:21:00,675
Jake Peralta is an amazing
Detective-slash-genius.
593
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,743
Now, if you'll excuse me,
594
00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:05,880
I have some paperwork
to do.
595
00:21:05,881 --> 00:21:08,282
All right.
596
00:21:08,283 --> 00:21:10,751
Officer in the 92nd got
the royal baby mugger.
597
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:12,286
He had 19 wallets
in his diaper.
598
00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:15,723
We got a runner!
599
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:17,592
Waahhh!
600
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,894
Damn!
601
00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:21,696
Oh, I didn't tell you.
602
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,098
I got kicked out
of ballet school
603
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:27,434
for beating the crap
out of ballerinas.
604
00:21:27,435 --> 00:21:29,899
It's a good thing we gave 'em a heads up.
605
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:33,069
Team effort,
Go 99.
606
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:37,051
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