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Hey, Cap'n, got a second?
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- It's "Captain."
- What did I say?
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"Cap'n,"
like Cap'n Crunch.
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All right,
but to be fair,
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Cap'n Crunch
was a war hero
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and the primary
male role model
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in my house,
growing up, so...
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Anyways, cap-tain,
you know
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that jewelry store robbery
down by grand army Plaza?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I know who did it... Dustin Whitman.
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I put him in Rikers
two years ago.
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He just got out,
and the crime scene
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matches his M.O. perfectly.
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Okay, what do we got?
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Well, security cam
shows a male suspect, 5'9"...
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Wearing a black ski mask.
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He bypassed
the McConnell alarm
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by using
the magnetic kill switch.
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And he only stole diamonds,
nothing over two carats.
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Yeah, exactly.
How'd you know?
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I'm a Detective.
It's what I do.
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I'm just kidding.
I need a lot more information.
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But that would've been
a great exit line, right?
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The crime techs
aren't done yet,
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but I'm 100% sure
it's Whitman.
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Well, let's see
what kind of physical evidence
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they turn up,
and then we can talk arrest.
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Actually,
hilarious story.
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So that is Dustin Whitman.
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You already arrested him?
With insufficient evidence?
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By law, we have 48 hours
to find that evidence,
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or we have to let him go.
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You just started the clock.
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What's up
with this emergency meeting?
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Whoa, Detective Santiago.
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Big date tonight.
How do I look?
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Well, I think you look...
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Sorry, that was supposed
to be a catcall.
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I don't know
how this works.
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Hey, is this why you were
getting makeup tips
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from the prostitute
in the holding cell?
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I just wanted to know
how she got such smoky eyes.
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Turns out
it was an STD rash.
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Detective Peralta
has made a collar
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in the jewelry store heist.
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- Way to go, Jakey.
- Ah, that's okay.
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No. He didn't get
sufficient evidence
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to make it stick,
so we have
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the next 48 hours
to fix his mistake.
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Damn it, Jake.
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What evidence did you have
when you arrested this guy?
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Some pretty ironclad stuff.
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Dustin, it's been a while.
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Mind if I ask you
a few questions?
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Well, well, well,
if it isn't joke Peralta.
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That's it, you're under arrest.
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Case closed?
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If we don't find
something conclusive,
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it jeopardizes the case
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and opens the department up
to a lawsuit.
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So cancel your plans.
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We're here
until this is over.
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- Damn it, Peralta.
- Ow!
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I know everyone's mad
at Peralta
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for ruining their weekend.
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But?
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That was it.
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I was just demonstrating
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for Detective Peralta
what a fact is.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Terry, you just
pulled two doubles.
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You must be tired.
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I'll stay
for this Whitman debacle.
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- You go home.
- I'm not tired.
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Why would you think
I was tired?
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I ended up doing
25 minutes
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of sleep chin-ups
on muscle memory alone.
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Tired Terry still
gets after it,
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that's all I'm saying.
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Hey, Gina, can you
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order food for us
at the Flatbush Diner?
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They make the best pies
in New York City.
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Oopsie, you said something
super dumb.
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The best pie
in the city's at Crust.
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Wrong.
Ignorant and wrong.
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Uh, you think you can
just bully people,
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but you can't.
It's not okay.
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I'm the bully around here,
ask anyone.
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Boyle, you're always blogging
on that foodie website.
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Which pie's better?
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Yeah, whose do you like better,
mine or Rosa's?
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Oh, uh, you know,
I-I haven't
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been to either place yet.
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Why is your eye twitching?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Could I see you for a second
in the evidence lockup?
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Charles, I know
what's going on.
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You've tried both pies.
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You know mine is better.
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But you're scared
to tell Rosa,
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'cause you're into her.
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What?
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That is not true, okay?
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I-I-I don't even like food.
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- What?
- Who's Rosa?
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Y-you're the scared one.
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Planning your strategy?
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No, I'm just making
funny faces at him.
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This mirrored glass
is awesome.
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It straight-up works.
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An effective use
of your limited time.
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It is, actually.
That's how I got him last time.
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Let him stew for a little bit,
got in his head,
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and he confessed.
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- You better be right.
- I am.
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Hey, make some funny faces
while I'm in there.
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I wanna see if I can tell.
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I didn't do anything, joke.
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That's funny.
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You said the exact
same thing last time.
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And how'd that
work out for you?
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Let's take a look.
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Okay. Here's you
at your trial.
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You in prison.
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Me meeting Regis Philbin.
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That was fun.
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You still in prison.
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Me at Splash Mountain,
just pepper these in here.
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You in prison,
you in prison,
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you in prison,
you get it.
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- You got the wrong guy.
- All right.
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Not ready to confess?
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Fine by me.
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I got all the time
in the world.
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No, you actually
have 48 hours.
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I know the law.
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Nuh-uh.
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So looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.
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Should someone
do a coffee run?
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You know what?
Coffee's on me.
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Oh, but no froofy frappuccinos
or anything,
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I've only got, like,
10 bucks.
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Okay.
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Rise and shine, detectives,
rise and shine.
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Peralta, I want you
to bring everyone up to speed.
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You slept in your office,
and you look
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exactly the same.
How?
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What are you talking about?
My hair is a mess.
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Oh, yeah.
Briefing room, five minutes.
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How long were we asleep?
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Just long enough for me
to squeeze in quick workout.
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So, like, three hours.
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- Morning.
- Ugh.
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I can't believe
you live nearby
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and you won't let anyone crash
at your place.
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You people already know
too much about me.
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I know exactly
three facts about you,
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and one of them
is that you won't
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let any of us crash
at your place.
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Is that a nightgown?
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That's mine.
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It's a t-shirt
from my fat phase.
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"If at first
you don't secede,
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try try again."
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When you're that big,
you buy anything that fits.
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A lot of fat guy clothes
have racist overtones.
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Okay, a couple
of quick announcements.
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First, I met
our night janitor Ronald.
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If any of you are missing
hand sanitizer, he drank it.
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Second, our warrants
finally went through.
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We gotta place Whitman
at the scene and prove
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that he either possessed
or sold those diamonds.
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I know you're all tired,
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but don't forget
why we're here.
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Because we're
dedicated detectives.
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- Because Peralta jumped the gun.
- Yep.
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Get to work.
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So we both
had good answers.
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This isn't a joke.
You're ruining our weekend.
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Okay, I'm sorry you had
to cancel dinner with your dad.
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Date.
I had a date.
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Hey, if Jake says
the guy did it,
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that usually means
the guy did it.
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Thank you.
Everyone listen to Rosa.
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No, I'm still
furious at you.
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Okay, no one
listen to Rosa.
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She's clearly an accomplice
to this crime.
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I'm gonna go take
another crack at Whitman.
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You've been in there,
like, five times.
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What are you gonna do?
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Annoy him into talking?
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Ha, ha.
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Two, three, four.
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Aah!
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Didn't work.
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Thank you.
Did not work.
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Hey, Captain.
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Will you please
let everyone else go?
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I feel bad
that I ruined their weekend,
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and I can tell
they're pissed at me.
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I mean, Charles hasn't tried
to high-five me all morning.
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Yes, I've taken
the brunt of that.
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Kitchen buds.
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Are you sure
Whitman did it?
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Yes, I'm positive.
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Then the whole team stays.
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We have a better shot
with everyone on it.
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Fine, will you at least
tell Hitchcock to go home?
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His mouth smells like
rotten trout milk.
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Is there such a thing?
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I'm just telling you
what it smells like.
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Get out.
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- Do you have the bank records?
- Mm-hmm.
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Good thing I didn't reschedule
my date for tonight.
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We're never leaving here.
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Well, maybe that's
a good thing, you know?
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Saved you from another
lame internet date
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with some lame guy named Dirk
or Mar... garine.
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He's not lame, okay?
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He works
with a friend of mine.
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He has a human name.
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And I'm not telling you
what it is,
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because you'll look him up
and make fun of him.
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I can't believe you think
so little of me
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that you would just
automatically assume...
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Is it Luke Mueller?
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How did you do that?
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Well, you only have
one friend... Kylie.
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And she has
seven male coworkers.
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Goatee, goatee,
jaunty fedora,
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profile pic is a sunset,
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Tasmanian devil tattoo,
goatee.
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Leaving Luke
as the only viable option.
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Well, he's nice,
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and he uses proper
punctuation in texts.
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- Dreamboat.
- And I wanted to go out with him.
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All right. You know what?
Reschedule for tonight.
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I promise I will get us
out of here in time.
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Fine.
I'm holding you to that.
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Where's he taking you?
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Terrific, let's get
everyone involved.
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Dinner and a movie.
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Dinner and a movie
is the perfect first date.
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I think the perfect first date
doesn't feel like
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a first date at all,
because you've known each other
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for a few years,
maybe even work together.
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And one night
you're laughing,
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and then all of a sudden,
it's just like blammo!
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Kissing.
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Cheap dinner,
watch basketball, bone down.
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So pretty much the same
as what I said.
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None of the partials
match Whitman.
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00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:29,114
If he did it,
he didn't leave any prints.
254
00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:31,016
Maybe he doesn't have any.
255
00:09:31,017 --> 00:09:32,350
Interesting fact
about me...
256
00:09:32,351 --> 00:09:34,386
I once burnt my fingerprints off
on a wok.
257
00:09:34,387 --> 00:09:37,055
Hi, hello.
258
00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:38,356
What are you doing?
259
00:09:38,357 --> 00:09:39,724
Holt said you didn't
have to come in here.
260
00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:41,326
You don't come in on days
you're supposed to work.
261
00:09:41,327 --> 00:09:44,229
Because I'm so nice,
I brought two pies.
262
00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,064
One is from Crust.
263
00:09:46,065 --> 00:09:49,568
And one's also
from Flatbush Diner.
264
00:09:49,569 --> 00:09:51,803
Hey, you know what
might be fun?
265
00:09:51,838 --> 00:09:54,239
Charles could try them
and tell us which one is better.
266
00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:55,507
How fun is that?
267
00:09:55,508 --> 00:09:57,809
- So fun.
- Yay!
268
00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:00,012
Yum, yum, yum.
Yummy.
269
00:10:00,046 --> 00:10:02,014
You got a second, Captain?
270
00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:06,219
I've got these overtime forms
for you to s...
271
00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:09,656
Are you stifling a yawn?
272
00:10:09,657 --> 00:10:11,725
- No, sir.
- Go home, sergeant.
273
00:10:11,726 --> 00:10:12,926
I'm fine.
274
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,529
And I filled this out.
I just need you to...
275
00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:23,569
Permission to yawn, sir.
276
00:10:23,570 --> 00:10:26,238
Go home.
277
00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:33,345
Please, I'm begging you.
278
00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:36,214
- Oh, fair enough.
- Yeah.
279
00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:38,283
That's for women.
280
00:10:40,286 --> 00:10:42,821
- These your glasses?
- Mm-hmm.
281
00:10:42,856 --> 00:10:43,855
They're gigantic.
282
00:10:43,856 --> 00:10:45,624
My contacts dried out,
thanks to you.
283
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,226
And they're cool.
No, they're not.
284
00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,529
Wow, you are blind blind.
285
00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:52,598
- Yeah.
- You're a blind cop.
286
00:10:52,599 --> 00:10:54,166
How has there not been
a made-for-TV movie
287
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,035
about your struggles?
Give those back.
288
00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:58,637
Yeah, okay.
289
00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,773
Wait a minute.
290
00:11:00,807 --> 00:11:02,274
I did it.
291
00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:03,876
I got Whitman,
dead to rights.
292
00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:06,012
I can still make my date?
As I promised.
293
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,513
Go get changed.
294
00:11:07,514 --> 00:11:08,781
And by that,
of course I mean
295
00:11:08,782 --> 00:11:10,049
throw your glasses
in the garbage,
296
00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:11,517
then get laser surgery,
297
00:11:11,552 --> 00:11:13,987
then recuperate...
And she left the room.
298
00:11:16,223 --> 00:11:18,191
It's all right.
6 out of 12.
299
00:11:18,225 --> 00:11:19,425
Out of 12? Why?
300
00:11:19,426 --> 00:11:21,460
For the 12 components
of food satisfaction:
301
00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:25,098
Salty, sweet, sour,
bitter, umami, odor, sound...
302
00:11:25,099 --> 00:11:26,933
Sound?
Come on, Charles.
303
00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,635
Try her nasty pie.
304
00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:35,040
Oh, wow.
305
00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,641
That's the best pie
I ever had.
306
00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:38,743
No, no.
307
00:11:38,744 --> 00:11:40,144
- No, no, no.
- What's this?
308
00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:42,647
We were running calls
to pawn shops
309
00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:43,949
and then waiting for them
to call back.
310
00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,884
I didn't ask
what you were doing.
311
00:11:45,885 --> 00:11:47,819
I asked
what you are doing.
312
00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:50,355
Pie taste test, it's over.
I won.
313
00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:51,689
That's unacceptable.
314
00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:54,458
If you wanna know which
restaurant has better pies,
315
00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:58,095
you can't just have one guy
try one pie from each place.
316
00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:00,297
Everybody needs to try
317
00:12:00,298 --> 00:12:03,434
all the pies
from both places.
318
00:12:03,468 --> 00:12:07,104
We gonna be here awhile.
319
00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:08,873
Debit card statement.
320
00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:10,041
You were at a parking meter
321
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,275
two blocks
from the jewelry store
322
00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:13,244
an hour before the robbery.
323
00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:17,515
Oh, no, you found out...
About my wife.
324
00:12:17,516 --> 00:12:19,917
We both have cards, because
we share a joint account,
325
00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:21,252
because we love each other.
326
00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:23,153
You're incapable of love,
and I'll prove it!
327
00:12:23,154 --> 00:12:24,354
Oh, I'm very tired.
328
00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:26,190
I want my lawyer, now.
329
00:12:26,224 --> 00:12:28,793
Ugh!
330
00:12:28,828 --> 00:12:29,928
You have changed.
331
00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,763
You used to go
straight to prison!
332
00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:33,631
Did Whitman talk?
333
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,700
Oh, he talked all right.
334
00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:37,035
He asked for his lawyer.
335
00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:40,805
By using words,
which is technically talking.
336
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,240
We can't ask him
any more questions
337
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,375
till we find his lawyer,
338
00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:44,876
and we can't find
his lawyer anywhere.
339
00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,645
I'm sorry.
340
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,013
Aah, come on.
341
00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:49,714
Why is there pie here?
342
00:12:49,715 --> 00:12:51,983
That's not good.
343
00:12:52,017 --> 00:12:53,218
I think the world of you,
344
00:12:53,252 --> 00:12:54,520
as a colleague
and friend.
345
00:12:54,521 --> 00:12:55,821
- Shut up, Peralta.
- Yep.
346
00:12:58,213 --> 00:12:59,947
- Yes!
- Another one for Crust.
347
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:02,150
It's not looking good
for Flatbush Diner.
348
00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:03,885
Ah, come on!
349
00:13:03,919 --> 00:13:04,953
You went home and showered?
350
00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:06,354
That's so unfair.
351
00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:08,756
I'm just glad I keep a toothbrush here.
Oh, cool.
352
00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:10,058
Hey, can I borrow it?
353
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,960
Uh, why do you wanna
borrow the toothbrush?
354
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:12,961
What possible answer
could he give
355
00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:14,195
that would make you say yes?
356
00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:15,263
I wanna brush my teeth.
357
00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:16,898
Jake, it's been
in my mouth.
358
00:13:16,932 --> 00:13:18,266
That's the grossest thing
I've ever heard.
359
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:19,334
That's the grossest thing
you've ever heard?
360
00:13:19,368 --> 00:13:20,602
You caught a guy
on the subway
361
00:13:20,636 --> 00:13:22,337
with a bag of human ears.
362
00:13:22,372 --> 00:13:23,572
Your thing's grosser.
363
00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:24,773
Bring out the meringues.
364
00:13:24,774 --> 00:13:27,476
I brought a few more.
That's so many.
365
00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:30,452
You wanted something, sir?
366
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,348
Look, it's impossible
to make you leave.
367
00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:35,284
But you do have to sleep,
and that's an order.
368
00:13:35,285 --> 00:13:37,921
Sir, this is not necessary.
369
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:41,024
Also, can't sleep
without my whale songs.
370
00:13:41,025 --> 00:13:42,592
Terry, I've seen this before.
371
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:45,361
Problems at home,
so you stay late at the job,
372
00:13:45,362 --> 00:13:46,896
but that only
makes it worse.
373
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:49,065
Everything's great
with my wife.
374
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,934
It's just,
my brother-in-law's in town,
375
00:13:50,935 --> 00:13:53,770
and we do not get along.
376
00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:56,339
- He thinks I'm a weakling.
- You?
377
00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,743
Let me get that for you.
378
00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:02,178
I can do it.
379
00:14:02,179 --> 00:14:06,048
Tiny Terry
loves his pickles.
380
00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:07,950
He makes me feel so small.
381
00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:09,652
Who cares what he thinks?
382
00:14:09,653 --> 00:14:12,455
You're a police sergeant.
You're a grown man.
383
00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:14,090
Now take your nap.
384
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,325
And if I see
the lights on in here,
385
00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:18,161
I'm gonna be
very disappointed in you.
386
00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:22,899
Are you the idiot that made
a Friday night arrest?
387
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,501
I was in the poconos
with my wife.
388
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:25,802
You ruined
my entire weekend.
389
00:14:25,837 --> 00:14:28,672
Get in line, because
that's their attitude.
390
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:30,274
Get your own attitude.
391
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:33,344
He has an alibi, geniuses.
He was at Torque.
392
00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,886
It's a nightclub in Cape May,
New Jersey, all night.
393
00:14:35,887 --> 00:14:36,914
Nice try.
394
00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:38,282
You think I'm gonna
waste six hours
395
00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,851
driving to the Jersey Shore
and back on some fake alibi?
396
00:14:40,885 --> 00:14:42,152
It's up to you.
397
00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:45,388
But in ten hours,
he walks.
398
00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:50,427
More like in ten hours,
he walks into prison,
399
00:14:50,428 --> 00:14:51,628
when we bust him.
400
00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:53,130
Let's follow up
on his alibi.
401
00:14:53,131 --> 00:14:55,399
- Yep, you heard him, Scully, hit the road.
- No.
402
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,633
You should've looked
into this
403
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,635
before you made the arrest.
You go.
404
00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,736
Oh, Captain,
I'm happy to go.
405
00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:01,172
I love the saltwater taffy
down there.
406
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,506
Scully loves
the saltwater taffy down there.
407
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,875
No, Peralta's going.
Go, Peralta.
408
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:07,177
Look, I know I caused
this problem, but I can fix it.
409
00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,846
We just got
some new security footage in.
410
00:15:08,847 --> 00:15:10,208
Let me stay here
and go through it.
411
00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:12,349
I'm gonna prove that Whitman
was at the scene of the crime,
412
00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:14,218
even if it kills me.
413
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:16,120
This is killing me.
414
00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,688
Good. Die.
415
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:21,758
You know,
if it does come to that,
416
00:15:21,759 --> 00:15:25,496
I have but one wish
before I go.
417
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,031
Can I please put your glasses
on my penis?
418
00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:30,101
I just think
that would be really funny.
419
00:15:30,135 --> 00:15:32,336
Hey,
can you make copies
420
00:15:32,337 --> 00:15:33,537
of these warrant requests
for me?
421
00:15:33,572 --> 00:15:35,172
I'm not your secretary.
422
00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:36,807
You're everyone's secretary.
423
00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:38,576
That's literally your job.
424
00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,978
And your job is lying
about your taste buds?
425
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,781
I'm sorry about
the whole pie blowup thing.
426
00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:44,882
You're right.
427
00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:46,717
The Flatbush Diner pie
is awful.
428
00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:50,088
- Thank you.
- It's just...
429
00:15:50,089 --> 00:15:51,756
I want Rosa to like me.
430
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,026
All right,
do whatever you want,
431
00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:56,162
but most women
don't really like it
432
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,865
when dudes lie to them.
433
00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:01,101
Except for me,
but I'm wired
434
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:04,004
to thrive on dysfunction.
435
00:16:04,038 --> 00:16:06,539
Nothing.
436
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,441
Wait, wait, wait. This guy...
5'9 " or 5'10",
437
00:16:09,442 --> 00:16:10,609
black knit cap.
438
00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:12,097
Come on, come on, come on.
439
00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:13,766
Gotcha!
440
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:17,149
Ugh, it's not him.
441
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,419
Let's just arrest this guy.
Who even cares anymore?
442
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:22,922
So how'd my new best friend
Luke take it
443
00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:24,123
when you
cancelled on him again?
444
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,459
Don't know,
hasn't called me back.
445
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,827
Which is
what always happens,
446
00:16:28,828 --> 00:16:31,864
because it's impossible
to be a cop and date.
447
00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:35,067
Amy, look.
There is a guy out there
448
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,935
with incredibly low standards
449
00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:39,305
and a super weird
soul patch,
450
00:16:39,339 --> 00:16:41,307
and he is waiting for you.
451
00:16:41,341 --> 00:16:45,411
Amy, my patch
tingles for you.
452
00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:48,414
We will wed on the isle
of New Jersey.
453
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,549
Our first dance will be
to Jessie's girl,
454
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:53,251
because my name
is definitely Jessie.
455
00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:54,620
- It's so romantic.
- Hey, guys.
456
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:55,854
Hey.
457
00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,190
Yeah, there's good news,
and there's bad news.
458
00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,860
The bad news is my saltwater
taffy place was closed.
459
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:03,160
And the good news?
460
00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:04,661
Whitman's alibi
checked out.
461
00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:07,631
Security footage from Torque
shows he was there.
462
00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:09,300
That's not good news.
463
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:12,436
- That's bad news.
- Right. That is bad news.
464
00:17:12,437 --> 00:17:14,538
Sorry, it's on me.
465
00:17:14,539 --> 00:17:16,406
No, Detective Scully,
it's on Peralta.
466
00:17:16,441 --> 00:17:20,210
No, Captain,
that's on Santiago.
467
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,278
It's on me.
It's still on me.
468
00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,815
This is such a disaster.
469
00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:28,217
It's not good.
D.A.'s furious.
470
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:29,953
Whitman and his lawyer
are in my office right now,
471
00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:32,422
gunning for a lawsuit.
No, not that.
472
00:17:32,456 --> 00:17:34,691
My brother-in-law is coming
to have dinner with me
473
00:17:34,692 --> 00:17:37,360
on his way to JFK.
474
00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:43,400
But also the botched
investigation, that's bad too.
475
00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:47,203
Okay, what can I do?
476
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:50,373
Oh, your services
will not be necessary,
477
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:52,742
because you need to go home
and change for your date.
478
00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:54,677
- What?
- I called handsome Luke.
479
00:17:54,678 --> 00:17:56,246
I explained the weekend
was entirely
480
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:57,580
my fault, partially.
481
00:17:57,581 --> 00:17:58,982
And he wants to go out
with you tonight.
482
00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:01,585
- Thanks, Peralta.
- You're welcome.
483
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,720
Just promise me you won't
use the condoms
484
00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:04,154
in the secret pocket
of your purse, okay?
485
00:18:04,155 --> 00:18:06,123
- They're expired.
- How do you know what's in my purse?
486
00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:07,925
I needed concealer
for a zit.
487
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:11,261
Plus, you know, we spend
so much time together here,
488
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,263
I know everything
about everyone.
489
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:16,066
I know Hitchcock
went bald at 15.
490
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,134
Scully used to date
Hitchcock's wife.
491
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:20,370
Charles has a bike with
a little basket on the front.
492
00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:21,971
How else would you
carry baguettes?
493
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:24,541
And Rosa has a shower
in her apartment, I think.
494
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,009
I got nothing on her.
495
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:27,143
Good.
496
00:18:27,178 --> 00:18:29,379
Well, I guess we did
just spend 48 hours
497
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:32,316
locked in here together.
498
00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:36,520
Holy crap.
499
00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:38,322
- What?
- Locked in here together.
500
00:18:38,356 --> 00:18:40,391
So we will be filing
a wrongful arrest suit
501
00:18:40,392 --> 00:18:42,192
against the NYPD.
502
00:18:42,227 --> 00:18:45,629
And when I win,
I'm gonna buy club Torque,
503
00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:46,730
put a statue of Jake Peralta
504
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:48,132
right in the middle
of the dance floor.
505
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,234
First off,
that's a terrible threat.
506
00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:51,669
I would love to have
a statue of myself
507
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,003
in the middle
of a dance club.
508
00:18:53,004 --> 00:18:54,304
Second...
509
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:55,739
Do me a favor,
take a look at this picture,
510
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:56,940
and tell me what you see.
511
00:18:56,975 --> 00:18:58,843
You and Regis Philbin.
512
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:00,044
Awesome, right?
513
00:19:00,045 --> 00:19:01,379
Surprisingly
down-to-earth guy
514
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,147
and definitely not the picture
I meant to show you.
515
00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:04,716
But take a look at this.
516
00:19:04,717 --> 00:19:07,953
That's right, it's you and
your old cell mate Marcus Cole.
517
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:11,190
And here he is again
outside the jewelry store.
518
00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:12,925
The two of you planned this
together in prison.
519
00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:14,327
You taught him your M.O,
520
00:19:14,328 --> 00:19:15,661
he pulled off the robbery,
521
00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:18,431
you got yourself an alibi,
and you split the loot.
522
00:19:18,465 --> 00:19:21,100
Oh, man, I can't believe
he caught us.
523
00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:22,335
Of course he did,
524
00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:23,536
Peralta is the best!
525
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,304
Aw, thanks, Reg.
That's enough.
526
00:19:25,305 --> 00:19:26,572
Yeah, I gotta work
on my Regis.
527
00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:27,907
Anyway, see ya in jail,
Whitman.
528
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:30,376
You got anything else
to say?
529
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,748
Hey, Rosa, the Flatbush Diner's
pie is terrible.
530
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,016
It's inedible.
531
00:19:36,017 --> 00:19:37,484
Food is supposed
to be edible.
532
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:38,619
So you were lying?
533
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,055
What the hell, Boyle?
534
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,391
Put it
in the suck-it bucket.
535
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,459
Crust isn't any better.
536
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:48,195
It's fancier, but it's
all bells and whistles.
537
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,731
Desserts don't need
to be clever.
538
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:52,500
They just need to be good.
539
00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:56,237
This is the best pie
in New York City...
540
00:19:56,238 --> 00:20:01,276
Apple from Argos Bakery,
founded 1910.
541
00:20:01,277 --> 00:20:04,446
Recipe unchanged.
Taste it.
542
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,885
Damn, it is amazing.
543
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:11,686
This pie is so good,
I hate it.
544
00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:13,488
You just graduated
pie school, bitches.
545
00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:16,091
Sorry I said "bitches,"
I'm just really worked up.
546
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:17,993
Yow!
Mmm, what is that?
547
00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:20,996
Sorry for screwing up
everyone's weekend.
548
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:24,700
Hey, uh, drinks on me.
Who's in?
549
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,168
Oh, no way.
No, I got the date. I gotta change.
550
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:28,571
- Come on.
- Everyone's tired, Peralta.
551
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:29,939
They just wanna go home.
552
00:20:29,973 --> 00:20:31,640
Yeah, but I have to prove
I'm not selfish,
553
00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:32,842
so I don't care
what they want.
554
00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:35,044
That sounded bad.
555
00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:38,947
And to make up
for what I did, I'll cover
556
00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:39,981
one shift each
for all of you.
557
00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:41,283
No kidding?
558
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:42,718
- Except Santiago.
- What?
559
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:43,919
I got you your date back.
560
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,089
One nice thing from me
is all you get.
561
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,358
So this is my desk.
562
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,659
Desk jockey, huh?
563
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,062
You just sit here,
eat your pickles,
564
00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:54,797
wait for the criminals
to turn themselves in.
565
00:20:54,798 --> 00:20:56,332
Actually, I don't like
pickles that much.
566
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,833
Terry, I'm glad
I found you.
567
00:20:57,868 --> 00:20:59,935
There's been a development
in the Russian mob case.
568
00:20:59,936 --> 00:21:01,337
Oh?
Yeah, our killer
569
00:21:01,371 --> 00:21:02,571
has been spotted
in the warehouse
570
00:21:02,572 --> 00:21:04,239
down by the canal.
Get your gear.
571
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,241
So you want me first
through the door, sir?
572
00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:07,410
Oh, it's just you.
573
00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:09,145
The SWAT team
is on another call,
574
00:21:09,179 --> 00:21:11,347
so you'll have
to do it alone.
575
00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:13,450
Hey, I'm not gonna be able
to make dinner tonight.
576
00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:15,619
Hey, no, do your thing,
do your thing.
577
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,954
Go, Terry.
578
00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:20,425
You can crash
on my couch.
579
00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:23,185
I even downloaded you
some whale songs.
580
00:21:23,186 --> 00:21:25,774
Thank you, sir.
I'll never forget it.
581
00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:31,437
Good night, Terry.
582
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:36,425
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