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Oh, this is amazing.
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This is so amazing.
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Everything about this
is amazing.
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What are you talking about?
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A virus got on the server
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and sent all of us an email
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with everyone's
search histories.
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Check this out.
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Sergeant Jeffords
searched the Internet
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for "undiscovered muscle."
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I was working out
and saw a muscle in my shoulder
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I'd never seen before.
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I thought it might've
been a scientific discovery.
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Listen to this.
Scully searched for
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"how much fudge
is in a calorie?"
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I never found the answer,
but it was a good question.
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Boyle looked up,
"how to make desk yogurt."
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Yes, I did, and I am thrilled
with the results.
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Although the jar
is really hot.
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That's gross.
And Amy searched for
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"Daniel Craig hands"
plus "close up."
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Ugh.
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You should talk.
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You searched for
"cheapest date possible."
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And I wear that search
like badge of honor.
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So, ready for dinner?
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Here we go.
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Would you like
something sweet?
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Or maybe savory?
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Apple pie...
And I'm stuck.
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I'm stuck!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Peralta.
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Hey, Sal.
To what do I owe the honor?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, we'll be right there.
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Boyle...
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No!
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I can't believe Sal's
is gone.
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This place
is an institution.
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It's the best pizza
in the neighborhood.
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Well, eighth-best.
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But yeah, a tragedy.
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I mean, any food-related crime
is a tragedy.
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Oh, no.
Heads up, fire marshal.
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Oh, Boone.
What's that nimrod doing here?
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Hey, Peralta.
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Hey, Boone.
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What are you doing here,
you nimrod?
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Uh, there was a fire.
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Big question is,
what are you doing here?
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What, did somebody call in
a missing doughnut?
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Uh, actually
someone reported
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they couldn't find
your head.
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But we found it.
It was up your butt.
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You're a fireman,
you should know
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how to treat that burn.
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Joke's on you,
'cause this is a fire,
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which means it is
fire department jurisdiction.
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So why don't you back off
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and let New York's bravest
handle it?
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You know they only
call you that because
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"New York's best
at spraying stuff with water"
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is too wordy.
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Ha, well, it's too bad
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we all can't be as awesome
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as New York's finest,
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which by the way,
sounds like my mom
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describing her dishware,
which... and she's dead,
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so let's tread lightly
on the response.
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- That's not fair.
- Yeah.
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Well, look, we heard
this might be arson,
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so we wanted
to check it out.
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No, I'm not letting you
onto my crime scene.
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Okay?
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All right, fine.
You know what?
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You're not invited
to our next murder.
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Good solve on
the Herman Avenue burglaries.
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Finish up the paperwork
as soon as possible.
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Your wish is my command.
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No, that was
actually a command.
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So my command
is your command.
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Well, then I guess you still
have all three of your wishes.
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- You're not a genie.
- I know that.
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Okay.
We're leaving.
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What was the name
of the clerk we questioned
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about the second burglary?
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Where do farts go?
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I was reading
Scully's searches.
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Hey,
why'd you do a search
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for "magic-themed
singles night"?
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My last four dates
were really boring,
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so I thought
I'd mix things up.
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Oh, wow.
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Ta-da!
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Oh, no.
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What about you?
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Why were you looking
for real estate
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in Ropesburg, New Jersey?
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Ropesburg P.D.
Offered me a job
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as their new police Captain.
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I turned it down.
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Oh!
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You... Captain.
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Oh... that's super...
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Super cool.
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If we're gonna figure out
what happened at Sal's,
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we've gotta
get past those firemen.
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We need access.
How 'bout this?
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We light a bunch of fires
throughout Brooklyn,
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and when the firemen
go to "fight the fires,"
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we walk right into Sal's,
the crime scene's ours.
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Why do we want to start a turf
war with the fire department?
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I feel very uncomfortable
saying this to you,
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but it doesn't seem
like it's worth it...
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- Unless you think it is.
- I do.
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Like I said,
Sal's is an institution,
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and it's the best pizza
in the neighborhood.
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I'm sorry, Jake, Sal's
is only the eighth-best.
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I put out a weekly Brooklyn
pizza-ranking email blast.
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Sal's has
the fourth-best texture,
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ninth-best crust,
twelfth-best cheese,
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and honestly, they're only
seventh in mouth-feel.
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"Mouth-feel"?
What is that?
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The inside of your cheeks
are very sensitive.
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It's like the inside
of your thighs,
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except with a tongue.
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Ugh, God.
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Look, no, Sal's
has the secret sauce recipe
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that puts all the other
pizza places to shame.
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But more importantly,
fire marshal Boone
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is incapable of conducting
a crime investigation.
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All fire marshals
are doofuses,
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but Boone is King doofus
of doofus island.
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Gasoline?
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I'm pretty sure
that's water.
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Only one way to tell.
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There were more ways
to tell.
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And he's their leader.
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Captain, here's the mope
who hacked our computer system.
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His mother turned him in.
His name is Corey Park.
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My name is savant.
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His web handle is "savant."
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His people name
is Corey Park.
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Why'd you target us with
your computer virus, Corey?
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I don't know, I was bored,
and it was easy
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to break into
your weak-ass system.
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It was like taking candy
from a baby.
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Why are you giving candy
to a baby in the first place?
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Don't give candy to a baby!
They can't brush their teeth!
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Yes, sergeant, it is unwise
to give babies candy.
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If it's so easy
for this gentlemen
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to break into our system,
we may need to hire
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a new I.T. Director.
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Why don't you and Gina
get together on that?
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I doubt I'll need Gina's help.
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I'm sure she's busy anyway.
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Use Gina.
She's my assistant,
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and she has something
to offer.
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Trust me.
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Man, don't be hacking
into my stuff.
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Uh-oh, Jake, firemen.
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What are you two doing here?
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You're a Detective,
you detect it out.
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Good one, bro.
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- I know, bro.
- Yeah, bro.
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Wow, it's like watching
meet the press.
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Boone reconsidered.
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He wants you
to take a look at the files.
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Well, that's unexpected,
but...
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All right, fine, I'll...
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It's not a file, bro.
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It's a doughnut,
because you're cops.
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You sure?
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All right, I don't care
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if it's not our jurisdiction,
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we're solving this.
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Would you like me
to, uh,
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file that for you, Jake?
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Just ask for the doughnut,
Scully?
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Can I have the doughnut,
please?
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Yes.
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Thanks.
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It's good to see you, Sal.
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I'm so sorry
about the fire.
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I can't believe it's gone,
Jakey, all of it.
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The pizza oven.
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The first dollar bill
I ever made.
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The 7-up fridge.
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Hey, it's gonna be all right.
You'll rebuild.
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The fire department's
been asking a lot of questions.
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Oh, fire department questions.
Let me guess.
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"Uh, what part of my face
do I put food in?"
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"How do you count to one?"
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"What's air?"
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They think I torched
my own place.
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You know I wouldn't do
something like that, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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But can you think of anybody
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who might've done it?
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I could think
of ten pizzerias
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that want me
out of the game.
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That jerk Mario
comes to mind.
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We share a delivery radius.
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Mario is number ten
overall in Brooklyn,
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and rising fast.
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He might've wanted
to move up the ladder.
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Of one foodie weirdo's
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personal pizza email blast?
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Yeah.
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Okay, we'll start with him,
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then we'll move on to the rest
of your competition,
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see if anything suspicious
turns up.
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It'll be
the perfect opportunity
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to update my rankings.
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Can we stop at home
for a pizza bib?
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No, Charles,
we gotta go fast.
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Right, right,
I'll just use my work bib.
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No, no bib.
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We're gonna solve this
for you, Sal.
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Sit tight.
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The guy who did the safe
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in the second apartment,
what was his name?
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Cone.
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"C" as in "Captain."
"O" as in "overlooked."
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- What?
- Nothing.
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She said "C" as in "Captain,"
"O" as in "over..."
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Yeah, I know
how to spell cone.
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Okay.
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So, Ropesburg P.D.
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- You know someone there?
- Nope.
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So you were looking
for a new job?
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- Nope.
- Weird.
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They just offered you Captain
without considering anyone else?
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Like Scully...
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Because he's got
so many years on the force.
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Hey, guys,
I think I put my gun
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in one of these boxes,
and I don't know which.
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You have a problem with me
that you want to talk about?
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Me? No, I am just
filing evidence, sir.
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Found my gun.
It was in my holster.
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My holster's on my butt.
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Good solve, Scully.
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Mario, this pie needs work.
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Good consistency
on the crust,
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but the cheese-to-sauce ratio
is a travesty.
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Do you have to spit?
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In a word, yes.
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Amateurs go tasting,
they fill up,
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and they lose their palate
by the third slice.
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I take this very seriously.
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So, Mario...
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Let me tell you
what I think happened.
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Your credit card transactions
are down by 1/3
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in the last six months.
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Meanwhile, over at Sal's,
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it was a bunch of smiling faces
258
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:56,859
and happy stomachs.
259
00:08:56,861 --> 00:08:58,328
One night, you snapped.
260
00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,898
A little gasoline... fah!
A little match.
261
00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:04,400
And poof! No more Sal's.
How right am I?
262
00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:06,501
The night of the fire,
I was at my father's funeral.
263
00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:08,836
Oh...
My condolences.
264
00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:10,970
Ugh.
265
00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:12,438
Gino...
266
00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:14,740
This pizza is much better
than last time.
267
00:09:14,774 --> 00:09:16,040
You've always
ranked dead last
268
00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:18,008
in structural integrity
and sauce.
269
00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:20,943
But way more importantly,
I did a little research,
270
00:09:20,944 --> 00:09:24,046
and it turns out you did
six months in prison for a b&e.
271
00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:25,881
I did.
The night of the fire,
272
00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:27,883
I was at the prison
giving a motivational speech
273
00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:29,934
on how parolees
can turn their lives around.
274
00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:31,685
Well, it's good to hear
that the system works,
275
00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:33,953
and you are welcome.
276
00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:36,388
Have a good one.
277
00:09:36,422 --> 00:09:38,123
This is a dead end.
278
00:09:38,124 --> 00:09:39,657
We've gotta check out
that crime scene.
279
00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:41,425
Can't.
Firemen locked it down.
280
00:09:41,426 --> 00:09:43,026
Grab your spit bucket, Boyle.
281
00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:44,866
Those hose monkeys
can't stop us.
282
00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:49,397
Ah, you must be Simon Walker.
283
00:09:49,398 --> 00:09:51,132
Have a seat.
284
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,134
It says here
you were an I.T. Specialist
285
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,835
with the board of ed
for two years.
286
00:09:54,836 --> 00:09:57,044
Well, I know my way around
a computer, that's for sure.
287
00:09:57,071 --> 00:09:59,706
What's your
favorite Jay-Z song?
288
00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,040
I'm sorry?
289
00:10:01,041 --> 00:10:02,374
Favorite Jay-Z song?
290
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,842
She's kidding.
291
00:10:03,843 --> 00:10:05,543
Hmm. No, I'm not.
What is it?
292
00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:06,679
I don't know.
293
00:10:06,711 --> 00:10:08,946
- I'm sorry about her.
- Okay.
294
00:10:08,947 --> 00:10:10,975
What's your experience
with cyber-security?
295
00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:13,117
Uh, well, I added
encryption software...
296
00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:15,153
But seriously, what's
your favorite Jay-Z song?
297
00:10:15,154 --> 00:10:17,155
I don't know! Big pimpin'?
It's big pimpin'!
298
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:20,357
Mm, wrong answer, friend.
299
00:10:20,391 --> 00:10:23,863
And that's, um,
how I got involved in,
300
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,560
you know, systems analysis.
301
00:10:25,594 --> 00:10:28,128
I'm sorry.
I'm really nervous.
302
00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,063
There's no need
to be nervous.
303
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:33,398
Yeah, we're all just calm,
cool, collected...
304
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,999
Wahh!
305
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,934
Oops.
306
00:10:36,935 --> 00:10:39,637
Was that a little sudden?
307
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:42,607
What would you say is your
biggest weakness as an employee?
308
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,777
Um...
309
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,761
I'm sorry,
what was the question again?
310
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,114
He said, "what's
your biggest weakness
311
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,616
As an employee?"
312
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,724
That's just gross.
313
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:52,750
I'm sorry,
I just have
314
00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:54,151
a skootch of gingivitis.
315
00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:56,620
So I'm trying
to treat that as best I can.
316
00:10:56,654 --> 00:10:57,788
Sorry.
You seem disgusted.
317
00:10:57,822 --> 00:10:59,523
Here's an itemized list
318
00:10:59,524 --> 00:11:01,558
of everything taken
from the garden apartment.
319
00:11:01,592 --> 00:11:03,660
TV, computer...
320
00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:04,995
"Ster-b-eo"?
321
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:07,464
Uh-oh, spelling error.
322
00:11:07,465 --> 00:11:08,665
That's not very Captain-y.
323
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,952
Oh, my God, enough.
324
00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:13,736
I just think that you meant
"stereo," not "ster-b-eo."
325
00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:16,104
Did you mean "ster-b-eo,"
Captain?
326
00:11:16,105 --> 00:11:18,876
That's it.
Get in my car, now.
327
00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:20,002
And if you say another word,
328
00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:22,477
I promise you,
you will regret it.
329
00:11:22,511 --> 00:11:24,913
Aye aye, cap...
Ow, okay.
330
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:27,802
Fine, I regret it.
Ah... I'll go. I'm going.
331
00:11:27,816 --> 00:11:30,551
These firemen
are not moving.
332
00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:31,952
We gotta distract 'em.
333
00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:32,953
Tell 'em
your little boy's cat
334
00:11:32,954 --> 00:11:34,187
got stuck up in a tree.
335
00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:36,188
Ooh, undercover work.
I love it.
336
00:11:36,189 --> 00:11:37,589
I need more back story.
337
00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:39,657
First off, can it be
my daughter's cat?
338
00:11:39,691 --> 00:11:41,558
Okay, but if you get made
because of that, it's on you.
339
00:11:41,592 --> 00:11:43,493
Fine.
Let's talk about the cat.
340
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,093
Short-hair, long-hair?
Tabby?
341
00:11:45,094 --> 00:11:46,761
Short-hair, calico.
342
00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:48,906
The son is adopted.
Your wife is in a coma.
343
00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,866
Oh, that's brutal.
I like it.
344
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:56,600
Hey, guys?
Guys, I really need your help.
345
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,833
My little boy,
Brian, my angel,
346
00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:00,236
I bought him
a short-haired calico
347
00:12:00,237 --> 00:12:02,920
after my wife fell into a coma...
Motorcycle crash.
348
00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,539
And now the cat's
stuck in a tree.
349
00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:05,840
He's a cute kid.
350
00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:07,107
Kinda looks like you.
Handsome guy.
351
00:12:07,108 --> 00:12:08,475
Handsome little guy.
352
00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:10,043
Oh, hey.
Just got locked out, so...
353
00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:11,844
He doesn't care.
354
00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:16,013
Brian was adopted,
so he has abandonment issues.
355
00:12:16,014 --> 00:12:17,685
Just struck out
at tee-ball last week.
356
00:12:17,715 --> 00:12:19,115
Everyone called him
"cryin' Brian."
357
00:12:21,851 --> 00:12:24,085
Hello, Peralta.
358
00:12:24,086 --> 00:12:25,220
Aah!
359
00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:26,488
You looking for something?
360
00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:27,588
What is the deal with you
361
00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:29,223
and this second-rate
pizza joint?
362
00:12:29,224 --> 00:12:30,991
This place
is a Brooklyn institution,
363
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:32,625
and I'm here
because you think Sal did it
364
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,625
and you're wrong!
365
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,660
He did do it!
366
00:12:34,661 --> 00:12:36,127
Sal was in financial trouble,
367
00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:37,729
he has no alibi,
368
00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:41,584
and in cases of arson,
the owner always did it.
369
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,867
What's going on, sir?
370
00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:44,169
What's going on
is that Peralta
371
00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,937
has screwed with me
for the last time,
372
00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,272
and now he's gonna pay.
373
00:12:47,273 --> 00:12:49,474
Oh, you know what, Boone?
Any time you want to...
374
00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:52,143
Well, that escalated fast.
375
00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:57,849
They're getting nervous, Jake!
They're getting nervous!
376
00:12:59,752 --> 00:13:02,520
Get off him, Boone!
You big marshmallow!
377
00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:04,789
Hey, break it up!
Now!
378
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,691
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't tell my guys what to do!
379
00:13:06,725 --> 00:13:08,493
Don't tell me what
to tell people what to do!
380
00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:09,994
Well, make me not do it,
tough guy.
381
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,296
Uh-oh.
382
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:15,284
Hey, break it up!
383
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,330
I apologize, marshal Boone,
384
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,032
for Detective Peralta's
actions,
385
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,967
something I find myself
doing quite frequently.
386
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,502
In my defense,
I was the only one
387
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,204
saying we
should stop hitting.
388
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,205
Stop hitting them!
389
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,041
Kicking them will hurt more!
390
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,579
Okay, I'm a reasonable man,
so I'm just gonna say this.
391
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,848
Fire Peralta immediately.
392
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,149
He started a fight.
393
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,584
He overstepped
his jurisdiction.
394
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,477
And he's obsessed
with this pizza place.
395
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,055
What I'm obsessed with
is how you're bungling
396
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,323
this investigation.
397
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,390
They should
write a song about it
398
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,025
called welcome to the bungle.
399
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,260
Seriously, why are you
400
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,428
dragging Sal's pizza
through the mud?
401
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,429
That place is special.
402
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,097
Why's it special?
403
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,398
Because it's the best pizza
in the neighborhood!
404
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,600
Well...
405
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,601
According to Charles's
email blast,
406
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,602
it's actually number eight.
407
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,870
Captain reads my blast.
408
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,904
Of course,
it's the only one
409
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,072
that measures mouth-feel.
410
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,073
What, are you kidding
right now?
411
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,107
This isn't about pizza.
412
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,309
What's it actually about?
413
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,245
When I was a kid,
I was shortstop
414
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,379
on my little league team.
415
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,948
Oh, my God.
416
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,383
It's the truth.
It's not a brag.
417
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,652
My dad was the coach,
and after every game,
418
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,320
he would take the team
to Sal's.
419
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,990
Halfway through our last season,
he left me and my mom,
420
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,959
and the worst part about it
was that I couldn't
421
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,961
go with him
to Sal's anymore.
422
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,930
Well, that's certainly not
423
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,364
what I expected this
to be about.
424
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:28,968
Sorr... I'm sorry.
425
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,903
I'm sorry
that happened to you.
426
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,438
I mean,
what kind of dad just...
427
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,281
Just leaves his son
like that?
428
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:39,045
Look, you're...
You're a cop and...
429
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,081
And I'm a firefighter,
but underneath all of it,
430
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,985
we're just two boys
whose dads abandoned them.
431
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:50,089
And you and I, we're gonna
solve this thing, together.
432
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,090
- Okay?
- Okay.
433
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,158
- Okay.
- Yeah.
434
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,927
But first,
let's hug like men.
435
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,929
Oh, boy.
This is happening.
436
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,467
Captain, get in here.
437
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,602
There, there.
438
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,405
There, there.
There.
439
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,706
I'm coming in.
440
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,341
Oh, Boyle.
441
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,709
What's going on?
442
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,278
Did you drive me out here
to kill me?
443
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,579
I thought about it,
444
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,080
but then I put
that thought on hold.
445
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,582
I wanted to show you
Ropesburg.
446
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,150
This is Ropesburg?
447
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,618
You wanted this offer
so badly,
448
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,488
I thought I'd give you
a chance at the job.
449
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,024
Miss Diaz!
Are you here to reconsider?
450
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,125
We've bought
the deputies bullets,
451
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,125
like you suggested.
452
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,227
Hi, sergeant.
453
00:15:30,228 --> 00:15:31,595
No, I'm still not interested.
454
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:32,963
At all.
455
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:34,264
But this
is Detective Santiago.
456
00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:35,966
She's one of
our top detectives,
457
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,634
and she really wants the job.
458
00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:40,637
I...
Yes.
459
00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:43,040
Can I ask what happened
to the last Captain?
460
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,975
He quit to start
a carpet cleaning business,
461
00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:46,410
because that was better
than being Captain here
462
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,046
because this is the most
boring place on earth.
463
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:52,016
She doesn't mean that.
464
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,517
It's okay.
It's true.
465
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:55,110
Gotta be known
for something.
466
00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:58,622
So of all the candidates
467
00:15:58,623 --> 00:15:59,990
that you interviewed today,
468
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,291
who do you think
I should hire?
469
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:05,162
Well, the interviews
got a little off-track.
470
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,332
But I'd go with Simon Walker.
471
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,000
Computer science degree,
worked for the board of ed
472
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,001
for ten years.
473
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,169
That guy?
No way.
474
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,704
He yelled at me
when I asked him
475
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,173
the same question about Jay-Z
three times in a row.
476
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,474
Why does that matter?
477
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,276
Because whoever
takes this I.T. Job
478
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,744
is gonna have
to deal with Hitchcock
479
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,712
asking how to log in
to his email
480
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:23,780
every single day
forever.
481
00:16:23,781 --> 00:16:25,616
How do you think
Professor short fuse
482
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,642
is gonna handle that?
483
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,386
Fine, what about this guy?
484
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,289
Mm, no.
He was scared of everything.
485
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:35,026
Do you remember Rosa's reaction
last time the printer jammed?
486
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,632
I'll pay for that.
487
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,334
Fine, what was with
the flossing?
488
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:47,537
Mm, a precinct is a pretty
gross place, ter-bear.
489
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:50,674
There's blood, wounds,
Scully's feet.
490
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,242
You need a strong stomach,
491
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,111
and that lady
did not have one.
492
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,714
Plus, we already have
the perfect candidate already:
493
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,182
Savant.
494
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,675
That punk who hacked us?
495
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,119
Precisely.
496
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,089
Captain,
turn your greatest weakness
497
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,423
into your greatest strength,
498
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,092
like Paris Hilton
Her sex tape.
499
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,059
Get to the point.
500
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,362
Savant tore our walls down,
501
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,397
but he can build them
back up,
502
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:15,499
taller and thicker
than ever.
503
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:17,651
But how can we be sure
he won't turn on us?
504
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,270
His mom ratted him out,
505
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,840
so I bet he'd love
a steady paycheck
506
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,709
to get out of
that snitch's house.
507
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,078
If I had a mic right now,
508
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,537
I'd drop it.
509
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,749
There we have it.
510
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,520
And here's the file
you wanted.
511
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,124
Well, it's hard to believe
I'm gonna say this,
512
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,360
because I've spent most
of my adult life hating you
513
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,228
and everything
you stand for, but...
514
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,429
Thanks.
515
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,499
I'm not gonna lie,
my therapist
516
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,101
is gonna be
very proud of me.
517
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,469
That's weird.
518
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,603
Any reason you can think of
one of your guys
519
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,737
would've
forced this cabinet open
520
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,738
while they
were putting the fire out?
521
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,373
No, no.
I can't.
522
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,510
Looks like it was jimmied open
with a crowbar.
523
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,245
Oh, my God.
I know who did it.
524
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,247
Come on, I'll explain it
on the way down.
525
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,116
Wait, wait, wait.
526
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,718
I can't believe
I'm offering this to a cop,
527
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,653
but...
528
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,155
Do you want
to take the pole down?
529
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,747
Oh, my God, yes.
530
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,660
Whee!
531
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,528
Let justice be served.
532
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,130
- Did you get it?
- Uh-huh. My turn?
533
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,731
Nope. No time.
534
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,470
Whoo!
535
00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:30,222
We know you burned down
Sal's, gino.
536
00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:32,424
You hated him because his pizza
was better than yours.
537
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,092
That's not true.
538
00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:35,527
Gino's pizza's
always been the tastiest.
539
00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:36,862
Wrong.
540
00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:38,130
According to Boyle's
email blast,
541
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:39,565
it was downright lousy before.
542
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,667
That's what made it
so suspicious
543
00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:42,202
when he suddenly loved it.
544
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:45,238
Much better than last time.
545
00:18:46,506 --> 00:18:47,806
The crust was charred,
546
00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,708
the cheese was stringy
and flavorless,
547
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,876
but the sauce.
548
00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:53,345
Oh, Marone, the sauce.
549
00:18:53,346 --> 00:18:54,379
Continue.
550
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,580
And that was your mistake.
551
00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:56,881
You didn't
just burn Sal's down,
552
00:18:56,882 --> 00:18:59,250
you also stole
his secret sauce recipe.
553
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:01,119
Here's a picture
554
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,221
of the cabinet in which
said recipe was held.
555
00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:04,633
Busted open with a crowbar.
556
00:19:04,657 --> 00:19:06,224
Look familiar?
557
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,560
Also, your so-called
motivational speech
558
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:10,596
down at the prison
ended at 5:00 P.M.,
559
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,398
leaving you plenty of time
to get back to Sal's
560
00:19:12,399 --> 00:19:13,899
and burn it to the ground.
561
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,502
So I guess there's only
one thing left to say.
562
00:19:16,537 --> 00:19:18,604
Gino Bianucci,
you're under arrest...
563
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:20,173
- Excuse me. No.
- Do you mind?
564
00:19:20,174 --> 00:19:21,774
This is my collar...
I think I can handle this.
565
00:19:21,775 --> 00:19:23,209
If I'm not wrong.
566
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,211
Yeah, but I actually
did all the work.
567
00:19:25,212 --> 00:19:26,713
See, I knew you would...
You know what? Fine.
568
00:19:26,747 --> 00:19:28,381
Go ahead, I don't care.
569
00:19:28,382 --> 00:19:29,825
Gino Bianucci, you're
under arrest for arson. Yes!
570
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:30,850
- Said it first.
- Real mature.
571
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:32,152
Very mature.
572
00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,687
Off we go.
573
00:19:33,721 --> 00:19:37,457
So what'd you think
of Ropesburg?
574
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,493
It's, uh... quaint.
575
00:19:40,494 --> 00:19:42,295
It's whack,
and you know it.
576
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:45,431
Their number-one crime
is tricycle theft.
577
00:19:45,432 --> 00:19:47,199
There's a bakery
attached to the precinct.
578
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,467
Come on, Santiago.
579
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:50,236
You never would've
taken that job,
580
00:19:50,237 --> 00:19:52,205
so why'd you even care
that they offered it to me?
581
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:54,941
I can't help it.
I'm competitive.
582
00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:57,244
I have seven brothers,
and I was the only girl.
583
00:19:57,245 --> 00:19:59,379
I always had to fight
for a place at the table.
584
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,947
Well, you're not the only girl
at the table anymore.
585
00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:04,282
We work in a police force
full of dudes.
586
00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:05,803
We gotta have
each other's backs, okay?
587
00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:08,519
You saying you have my back?
588
00:20:08,553 --> 00:20:10,220
Yeah, I got your back.
589
00:20:10,221 --> 00:20:11,588
Don't smile.
I'm still mad at you.
590
00:20:11,623 --> 00:20:13,190
I thought we were
having a moment.
591
00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:14,658
Moment's over.
Shut up.
592
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:16,872
Hey, sarge.
593
00:20:16,895 --> 00:20:18,729
He made my computer smarter.
594
00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:20,731
All I have to do
is put my thumb on that thing,
595
00:20:20,732 --> 00:20:22,500
and it opens up
all my electric mails.
596
00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:25,870
You seem real smart, man.
597
00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:28,206
Oh, and look,
and you play with toys.
598
00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:31,241
Savant, you're part
of the nine-nine now.
599
00:20:31,242 --> 00:20:32,509
We look after each other.
600
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:33,577
Hey, ball,
601
00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:35,679
if savant
was to do anything
602
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,519
to harm this precinct,
would I destroy him?
603
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:43,521
Answer uncertain.
Try again.
604
00:20:45,191 --> 00:20:47,458
Peralta, fire marshal Boone
just called.
605
00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:49,460
He told me you should
check your drawer?
606
00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:54,866
Oh, look at that.
607
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:57,268
I've been booned.
608
00:20:57,269 --> 00:20:58,536
Well, the joke's on him,
609
00:20:58,537 --> 00:20:59,951
because I was out
of shaving cream.
610
00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:03,008
I see we are once again at war
with the fire department.
611
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:04,415
You are not to retaliate.
612
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,936
Oh, I wouldn't dream
of it, sir.
613
00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:08,816
In fact, I'm gonna send over
a little peace offering:
614
00:21:08,817 --> 00:21:11,016
Some of Sal's famous sauce.
615
00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:12,016
Now, Boyle!
616
00:21:13,316 --> 00:21:15,395
Fire! Fire! Fire!
617
00:21:17,323 --> 00:21:19,149
Pleasure working
with you, Boone.
618
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,589
Run, Charles!
619
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,605
Come on... whoa!
Get that guy!
620
00:21:25,606 --> 00:21:29,550
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