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- Happy Turkey Day.
- Yes! Right out of the gate.
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What?
What's going on?
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We're playing Boyle Bingo,
Thanksgiving edition.
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Everyone filled out their cards with
possible Charles-related scenarios.
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First to bingo
gets 100 bucks.
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I had "Boyle calls it 'Turkey Day'"
on the center square.
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"Boyle explains that they ate
lobsters at the first Thanksgiving."
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They did. Back in that time,
they called lobsters "ocean bugs."
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- And... I'll just mark it off for you.
- I think got the winning card here.
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Boyle tells us that he played
Pocahontas in his third grade play.
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All the girls were too big.
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This is a fun one... "Boyle says,
'Gobble, gobble, gobble.'"
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Well, now that I know
you want me to say that,
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I'll just say it
with two gobbles.
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Gobble, gobble...
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Gobble. God, it just
sounds right that way.
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Ugh. I don't like
this game.
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Ha! "Boyle objects
to Boyle Bingo."
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- Come on, guys.
- Boyle says, "Come on, guys."
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That's two for Terry.
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Well, guess what.
I can spoil your little game
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by sitting over here quietly
all day and doing nothing.
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Anybody have "Boyle falls
on the floor?"
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- No one?
- That's a victory.
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That's a victory for Boyle.
Boom!
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Boyle says, "Boom!"
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Season 1, Episode 10
"Thanksgiving"
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Synced by P2Pfiend & Reef
www.addic7ed.com
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Check it out, chair jockeys.
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While you were busy tickling the ivories
on your computers, I was doing a bust.
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Cocaine!
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Thanks, Lucius.
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He ran, I pursued.
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Whole thing turned into
an awesome car chase.
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- Aah.
- NYPD!
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Come on.
Move, move, move.
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Hey there, criminal.
It's me, Johnny Law.
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Well, at least
you're done early,
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so you have time to go home and
change for my Thanksgiving dinner.
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Ugh. Why do we have
to dress up for Thanksgiving.
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I don't even
celebrate that stuff.
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The whole holiday is
based on overeating.
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We should be wearing
velvet track suits and diapers.
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Jacket and tie.
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Rosa's even wearing
her formal leather jacket.
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It's the one without
any blood on it.
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You're gonna dress up,
and you're gonna
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give a toast about
what you're thankful for.
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Start preparing.
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Oh, I prefer not
to prepare for my toasts.
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I just wing 'em
like scat jazz.
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- Are we singing?
- No, no, no, no.
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OK... That's nice.
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You don't have to...
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I'm not
dressing up for your party.
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Damn it, Boyle.
You left the fridge open.
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The door couldn't shut
because of your empty pizza box.
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Pizza? Please. This is a butternut
squash and truffle butter flatbread.
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Everything's spoiled.
My lunch is ruined.
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My chicken, my potatoes,
my pasta, my meatballs,
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ham, my yogurt.
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- Wow, that's a lot of yogurt.
- I love yogurt.
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So this is your lunch
for, like, the month?
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I need to eat 10,000 calories a day
to maintain muscle mass.
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My wife made me all of this before
she left town with the kids.
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That was everything
in my fridge.
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- Scully.
- Hey-a, Sarge.
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I know you got a secret stash
of food hidden somewhere.
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- Oh, no.
- Where is it?
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- No, I don't.
- Is it in your pockets?
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Oh, come on.
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I'm gonna shake it out of your pockets.
Turn around.
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Sarge. Sarge!
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Go limp, Scully.
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This is fun.
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Release your sweets.
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Can I help you,
Santiago?
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Oh, Captain, didn't
expect to see you there.
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In my office?
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So, I just wanted
to make sure that
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you knew about the Thanksgiving dinner
I'm hosting for the squad after work.
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Yes, I received your "Save the date"
decorative gourd,
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your ornamental cornucopia,
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and this beautiful handcrafted card
of a turkey wearing a top hat.
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- It's a pilgrim's hat.
- Where's the buckle, Santiago?
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The buckle.
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My husband's out of town for work,
so of course I will attend your dinner.
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Cool. Whatever.
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Yeah, don't worry about it,
either way.
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It's not a big deal.
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- Yes!
- Why so excited?
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Did you make the cover of
"Hair Pulled Back" magazine?
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The captain is coming
to my party.
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I'm gonna give a toast, tell him how
thankful I am to have him in the precinct,
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and officially ask him
to be my mentor.
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Wait, are you only hosting dinner
because you wanna suck up to Holt?
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Not cool. This was supposed
to be about friendship.
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You said you were only coming to see if
my apartment was the reason I was single,
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or if it was my personality,
like you suspected.
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Yeah, but that was before I knew
I could get up on this high horse.
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Love the view up here.
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Clip clop, clip clop,
clip clop.
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Same to you, Your Honor.
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- Oh, what judge were you talking to?
- That was my mother.
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You call your mom
"Your Honor"?
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She's a federal judge
in the Ninth Circuit.
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- What else would I call her?
- Yeah, okay.
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Captain, paperwork is
all done on that drug bust.
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- What else you got for me?
- Nothing. All open cases are assigned.
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Come on, there's gotta be
something I can investigate.
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No, there's nothing.
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All right, well, when there's nothing,
there's nothing, you know? What can you...
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Whoa!
Who did that?
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Don't worry, sir. I will stay
here all night figuring this out.
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I know what you're
up to here, Peralta.
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Damn straight. I'm trying to catch
the mad paper scatterer.
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You want an excuse to skip
Santiago's Thanksgiving dinner,
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because for some reason,
you refuse
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to celebrate this holiday
like a normal person.
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Fine. You're right. I wanna do
what I do every year -
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Sit at home, watch football,
and eat mayo nut spoonsies.
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Those are spoonfuls of mayo,
sprinkled with peanuts.
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That's revolting.
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Maybe so, but it's what
I invented when I was six
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because my mom was working,
so I had to make dinner for myself.
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My sad story
trumps your insult.
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Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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Thank you, Boyle.
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If a case opens up,
it's yours.
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But if not, you will be at Santiago's
as a professional courtesy. Dismissed.
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From what?
I thought we were just chatting.
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We never chat anymore.
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Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that
you still live with your grandmother.
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I live alone.
This is my stuff.
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- I like quilts.
- Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.
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It looks like you live
on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
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Well, I gotta say, it's not as bad
as I thought it would be.
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I mean, the football game's not on,
so I can still watch it later at home.
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And it's kind of cool to visit a time
before electricity was invented.
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I have to practice my toast.
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- God, how long is that?
- Eight pages.
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- Single-spaced?
- Double-sided.
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- Santiago style.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, excuse me.
Can we please eat?
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My body is starting
to digest itself.
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Terry needs nutrients.
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No eating until
the captain gets here.
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- Okay? Sorry.
- Don't apologize.
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I'd rather spend Thanksgiving
at your house than with my sister.
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"Things you find
a the beach."
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- For "S", I had seagull.
- Good one, Diana!
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- Ice cream break.
- Yay!
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It's so pleasant and boring.
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But, Holt, at your house,
surrounded by these idiots?
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Guaranteed train wreck.
Thanks for the invite.
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He's here! Okay, he's here, everybody.
Be cool.
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Hitchcock, why do you
have your shirt off?
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Can't spill food on your shirt
if you're not wearing one.
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What...
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- Captain Holt.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Your apartment was
very easy to locate.
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Thank you so much.
You look beautiful.
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Weirdest conversation ever.
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Nice work, you two.
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Before we eat,
I'd like everyone
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to go around and say what
they're thankful for this year.
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Fine, I'll go first.
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I am thankful that Thanksgiving
only comes once a year.
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People stuff themselves,
and then at midnight they
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run to appliance stores
and trample each other to death.
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It's a garbage holiday.
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I'm sorry, I just get emotional when
I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is.
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I'll just go.
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- I actually prepared a little something.
- You did?
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When I was a little girl,
playing cops and robbers...
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Excuse me.
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Please.
Continue, Santiago.
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- Or I could wait.
- No waiting, just toasting.
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I want you to toast.
Now I wanna eat toast.
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- Give me some toast!
- OK, I'll be right there.
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- I have to head back to the precinct.
- No. Why?
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Someone stole $10,000
from the evidence lockup.
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Yes!
Oh, awesome.
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- Why is that awesome?
- It's a case.
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You said I could
hop on any case that came up.
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It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
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Have fun, you guys.
Let's roll!
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You'd think that one place money
would be safe is a police station.
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I hear that.
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Remember when Santiago
called you beautiful?
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Yes, that was odd.
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We need to get this money
back, the exact bills,
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so the commissioner's office
won't make our lives hell.
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What is this?
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Uh, this is Terry dancing.
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People do the weirdest stuff
in the evidence lockup
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when they think
no one's watching.
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Fast forward, fast forward,
fast forward.
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- Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
- Okay, so here's our money.
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Fast forward.
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Hold it,
hold it, go back.
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There's our guy.
Got him.
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Okay, we should start
by checking all the perps
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that were released
from holding today.
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- Good idea.
- And if's none of them,
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we may miss Santiago's
altogether.
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Thanksgiving is dead!
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Santiago, can we please,
please just eat?
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What if captain Holt
and Jake are coming back?
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Hang on.
I have a toast.
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I am thankful to have someone
in my life
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who gives me a reason
to get out of bed every morning.
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And I hope that my relationship
with this person
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will only grow more intimate.
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Who are you talking about?
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Um, Hitchcock.
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OK, enough is enough.
I'm eatin'.
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What's in these?
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Potatoes, butter,
a little milk.
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Oh, and I ran out of salt,
so I used baking soda.
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Why wouldn't you?
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They're both white powders.
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Of course they're
interchangeable.
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Yeah.
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There were two men
released from holding today
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that were the right height and weight
to be our thief on the security footage.
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Even if it is one of them,
how will we know?
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Easy. The guy on the footage
was left-handed.
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We just give all of our suspects
some made-up form to sign,
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and see which hand they use.
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All right, amigo.
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Punch it.
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Good. Did that.
Now punch it.
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Uh-huh. Safety first.
Punch it!
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Okay, see, now I just feel like
you're messing with...
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- Anyone want seconds?
- Can't. I'm so stuffed.
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- Amy, the toilet's overflowing.
- What? Ew!
239
00:10:22,558 --> 00:10:24,292
Scully, what did you do?
240
00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:27,228
- And the night gets worse better.
- I didn't do it.
241
00:10:27,262 --> 00:10:29,063
Although, I understand
why you suspect me.
242
00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:31,048
Well, then who clogged it?
243
00:10:36,672 --> 00:10:38,940
So none of you ate anything?
244
00:10:38,975 --> 00:10:41,076
Terry, you said
you ate the whole turkey.
245
00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:42,310
Toilet.
246
00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:47,781
I ate one string bean.
It tasted like fish vomit.
247
00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:50,717
- That was it for me.
- But I'm a good cook.
248
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,986
You all ate those brownies
I brought in last week.
249
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,655
- I thought they were erasers.
- Charles said he loved them.
250
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,224
I'm a textbook people-pleaser.
I have a serious problem.
251
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,294
This was great though.
You must be so proud.
252
00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:03,208
Yeah, Thanksgiving's over.
253
00:11:03,243 --> 00:11:06,178
Everybody go home. We're just...
We're done hanging out together.
254
00:11:06,212 --> 00:11:09,351
I-I'm not done hanging out. Let's go
to the bar, they serve food there.
255
00:11:09,352 --> 00:11:11,684
- That's a great idea.
- Oh, look at that.
256
00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:13,485
"Boyle saves Thanksgiving."
257
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,954
- Does it really say that?
- No.
258
00:11:14,988 --> 00:11:17,223
But it does say,
"Boyle believes obvious lie."
259
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:18,924
Damn it.
260
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,492
So what's our strategy here?
261
00:11:20,526 --> 00:11:22,727
I'm thinking maybe we could
do the whole thing in character.
262
00:11:22,761 --> 00:11:24,695
I'll play
detective Bart Barley...
263
00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:27,298
Tightly wound, hates
violence against animals.
264
00:11:27,299 --> 00:11:29,632
And you're my partner,
Gerald Jimes...
265
00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:32,370
A man who solved every crime,
but one...
266
00:11:32,371 --> 00:11:35,594
- The murder of his wife.
- Peralta, take this seriously.
267
00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:38,051
I am. As seriously
as you're taking the search
268
00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:39,944
for the man
who killed Jane Jimes.
269
00:11:39,978 --> 00:11:42,746
Your only clue?
He wore a yellow sweater.
270
00:11:44,148 --> 00:11:46,781
You're considering it.
Let's get in there.
271
00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,474
NYPD.
272
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:52,477
What's going on? I'm right
in the middle of carving turkey.
273
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,671
I'm vegetarian.
Eating meat is murder.
274
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:57,595
- I hate violence against animals.
- Bup, bup, bup, bup.
275
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:02,162
We overlooked our release form we were
supposed to have you sign. We apologize.
276
00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:05,536
Yeah, he's really right-handed.
Let's go.
277
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:06,837
♪ Look out, bad guys
278
00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,605
♪ it's Barley and Jimes
279
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,108
♪ Barley and Jimes
are on the case ♪
280
00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:13,813
Please refrain
from make believe this time.
281
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,923
Fine.
282
00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:19,518
Evening, ma'am. NYPD.
Barley and Jimes.
283
00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:23,021
- We're looking for Donny Romano.
- Ugh. Come in.
284
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:26,224
Donny, what'd you do?
Cops are here.
285
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,511
What do you guys want?
286
00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:31,129
Sorry to bother you, sir,
my partner here
287
00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,754
forgot about a form
we need you to sign.
288
00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:34,693
What's happening, Donny?
What'd you do?
289
00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:37,018
I didn't do anything.
It's not my fault.
290
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,649
- Same old story. It's never you, is it?
- What did Donny do?
291
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,550
I swear, ma, I don't know
what this is about.
292
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:44,620
- Why won't you ever believe me?
- 'Cause I raised a liar.
293
00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:46,655
- You lie.
- Shut up, ma.
294
00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:47,957
Hey, don't
talk to ma like that.
295
00:12:47,991 --> 00:12:49,959
Don't you tell me
what to do, Louie!
296
00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:51,193
Excuse me.
297
00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:52,194
- Hey!
- Not the rolls!
298
00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:53,462
George, do something.
299
00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:55,163
Excuse me, if...
300
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,067
You know,
you're gonna get hurt.
301
00:12:58,101 --> 00:12:59,335
- Get off now.
- Get off.
302
00:12:59,369 --> 00:13:02,071
My wife was murdered by a man
in a yellow sweater!
303
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:05,948
It's the one case
I can't solve.
304
00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:07,855
Don't fight with family.
305
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:11,346
It can all go away
so quickly.
306
00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:13,048
Sign this?
307
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:21,158
That's a hell of a breakthrough,
Jimes. I'm proud of you.
308
00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:24,428
Also, we just
caught our man.
309
00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:27,230
- He signed with his right hand.
- That's right, he did.
310
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,665
But he didn't do it.
311
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,266
- He did.
- What?
312
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,036
Couldn't help but notice you throwing
those rolls with your left hand, boss.
313
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:36,289
Not mention, this hoodie matches
our security footage exactly.
314
00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:38,142
You stole that money
when you came in to pick up
315
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:39,744
your brother from holding
today, didn't you?
316
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:41,747
- Damn it.
- Nice work, Peralta.
317
00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:44,249
- So where's the money now?
- It's not here, all right?
318
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,283
I bet it all
on the football game.
319
00:13:45,317 --> 00:13:46,718
- My bookie has it.
- Yes!
320
00:13:46,752 --> 00:13:47,886
The case continues.
321
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,256
- This is not good.
- Right. Sorry, Jimes.
322
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:54,192
His father was murdered
by a bookie.
323
00:13:54,226 --> 00:13:56,227
I know you miss him.
324
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:02,342
Our perp says the bookie operates
out of a hidden back room.
325
00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,648
- Try to blend in.
- Good idea.
326
00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:08,155
I'll just age myself 60 years,
become Chinese and female.
327
00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:09,991
Here we go. Whoosh.
328
00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:12,005
- Did it work?
- $10 to play.
329
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,443
- Oh, we're just looking around.
- $40 just to look around.
330
00:14:15,478 --> 00:14:18,180
- All right, we'll play.
- $15 to play.
331
00:14:18,214 --> 00:14:19,615
All right.
332
00:14:21,117 --> 00:14:24,387
- Tommy, can we order some food?
- The cook's gone. I sent him home.
333
00:14:24,388 --> 00:14:26,779
- Do you have any more of these pretzels?
- Sure.
334
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,913
- I'm gonna call the cook.
- Smart. Good call.
335
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,907
Hey, rough night?
336
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,044
Yeah, it certainly hasn't
gone according to plan.
337
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,546
Aw, no. Aw, Amy,
338
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,881
I was ordering a drink
called "A Rough Night."
339
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,483
It's tequila
with a nicotine patch.
340
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,252
Right.
341
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,487
How do I get Holt
to pay attention to me?
342
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,623
He sure spends a lot
of time on Peralta.
343
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,659
Maybe I should start
screwing up, like Jake does.
344
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,495
- I can act out too, you know?
- Please do.
345
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,098
Okay. Watch this.
346
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,738
Oops.
347
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,275
Out...
All of you.
348
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,544
- But the cook is coming back.
- Out!
349
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:15,060
Fine!
350
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,048
But I'm taking these olives.
351
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:22,241
Sorry.
Happy Turkey Day.
352
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,028
I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
353
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,498
These tiles are either
game pieces or candy.
354
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,850
Game pieces. Here we go.
355
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:40,969
I think I just won.
356
00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:44,063
The guy by the bathroom seems very
interested in the commotion you just made.
357
00:15:44,097 --> 00:15:46,632
Yeah, and he's been waiting
for the toilet since we got here.
358
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:48,967
Ten-to-one that's not a bathroom,
and he's a lookout.
359
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:51,199
- Let's go.
- You got it.
360
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,338
Ahh, I'm gonna just cash out.
361
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:01,519
- There is nothing here.
- Don't worry, guys, I found food.
362
00:16:01,842 --> 00:16:03,976
Are you eating
packing peanuts?
363
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:07,153
Okay, I do keep a secret stash
of food in the office.
364
00:16:07,187 --> 00:16:09,083
I knew it!
Where?
365
00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:10,623
Where?
366
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,892
- Sarge, am I too heavy?
- No. Where is it?
367
00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:16,695
- There, the one with the water stain.
- There's a lot of food up there?
368
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,331
Yeah, it's a smorgasbord.
369
00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:29,609
- I think the rats got to it.
- You think?
370
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,511
This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened.
371
00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:32,912
Okay, it's over.
372
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:34,780
Now.
373
00:16:34,815 --> 00:16:37,462
No, this will not
be our Thanksgiving.
374
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,030
All right,
you all wait here.
375
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,566
Give me an hour.
Terry, to the door.
376
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,934
I'm just gonna
put you down, man.
377
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,196
Yeah, totally. That makes sense.
That makes sense.
378
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,771
Hey, there.
Bathroom?
379
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,625
There's another one upstairs,
over there.
380
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,382
Oh. Never mind.
Let's go.
381
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,184
- What, it's really a bathroom?
- No, no, no.
382
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,252
There's tons of illegal stuff
happening in there.
383
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,787
But they're watching the football
game and I DVR'd it.
384
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,970
- I don't wanna see the score.
- What?
385
00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:07,080
Okay, fine.
We'll go get the stolen money.
386
00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:08,314
NYPD. Freeze.
387
00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:09,916
Change the channel
and then freeze.
388
00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:12,585
Put it down!
389
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,920
Put it down,
put it down.
390
00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:16,589
This is a weird request, but
will you switch places with me?
391
00:17:16,624 --> 00:17:18,170
I really don't wanna
see the score.
392
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:26,666
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
That's so much better. Oh!
393
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,769
Why are there
so many TVs in here?
394
00:17:29,804 --> 00:17:31,004
Thank you.
395
00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:33,807
The money was still in the bookie's safe.
All the numbers match.
396
00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:36,810
- Let's head back to Santiago's party.
- Ah, no thanks.
397
00:17:36,844 --> 00:17:39,074
I think I'm gonna head home
and watch the football game,
398
00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:41,124
which was ruined for me!
399
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,917
What's your problem
with celebrating Thanksgiving?
400
00:17:42,951 --> 00:17:45,198
It's a sucky holiday.
It's always sucked.
401
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:48,767
My mom worked. My dad was gone.
And I sat at home, watching football.
402
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,436
Look, Jake.
403
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,805
I came from
a very formal family.
404
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,240
My parents were not
especially affectionate.
405
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,639
Really? "Your Honor"
wasn't a big snuggler?
406
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,214
But the beauty of being an adult
is that you can make a new family
407
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,026
with new traditions.
408
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,762
Well, that's nice, captain, but
I don't have a new family yet,
409
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:09,255
so I guess I'm stuck with
my awesome old traditions.
410
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,057
Okay. I'll tell the squad
you couldn't make it.
411
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,191
Thank you.
412
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,159
Before you go,
can I borrow some money?
413
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,495
I'm getting some pretty serious
vibes from Wendy over there,
414
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,365
and I'd like to take her
someplace special.
415
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,906
Hey. What are y'all
doing here?
416
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,242
Amy broke everything and
got us kicked out of the bar.
417
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,312
Then we got attacked by rats.
It's the best Thanksgiving ever.
418
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,175
Fascinating.
419
00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:38,284
Happy Turkey Day.
Right through there, gentlemen.
420
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,651
Not a lot of places
are open,
421
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,055
so this will be a multiethnic,
nontraditional Thanksgiving.
422
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:46,184
It's a real culinary challenge.
Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast.
423
00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:47,308
Make it five.
424
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,561
You eat with your eyes,
so the plating alone...
425
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,997
Five, Boyle!
426
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,767
- Captain?
- Hm?
427
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,102
I wanna tell you something.
428
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,504
I think you're...
429
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,406
Like, when I was
a little girl...
430
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,975
You think I'm like
when you were a little girl?
431
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,470
- Forget it. The moment's passed.
- Is this about your toast?
432
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,674
- How'd you get that?
- Gina gave it to me.
433
00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:12,975
It's very well-written.
434
00:19:13,009 --> 00:19:16,674
There are several compelling anecdotes.
The fonts suit the tone.
435
00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:18,075
Good work.
436
00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:22,150
I do feel, however, the word choice
could've been improved in spots.
437
00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:26,187
I marked them "Awk"
for "Awkward."
438
00:19:30,747 --> 00:19:32,682
That was the best thing
anyone's ever said to me.
439
00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,751
"I marked them 'Awk'
for 'Awkward'?"
440
00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:37,577
It's advice.
He's mentoring me.
441
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,644
Yes!
442
00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:43,425
So this is kind of a play on your
typical Thanksgiving dinner.
443
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:47,430
For turkey, we have the Peking duck
with a veggie samosa stuffing.
444
00:19:47,464 --> 00:19:52,034
The potatoes are the empanadas
with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy.
445
00:19:52,069 --> 00:19:54,703
And for dessert,
some seasonal gelatin cups.
446
00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:55,970
Okay, I ran out of money.
447
00:19:56,005 --> 00:19:57,539
They're from when Hitchcock
got his colonoscopy.
448
00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:59,107
Bon appétit.
449
00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:00,341
I'm here, I'm here.
450
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,778
Finally something
to actually be thankful for.
451
00:20:03,812 --> 00:20:06,481
- What are you wearing?
- Santiago said to dress up, so...
452
00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:08,149
Well, you look beautiful.
453
00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:10,051
That's my thing now.
I'm just owning it.
454
00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:12,287
Okay. Before we eat...
455
00:20:12,321 --> 00:20:14,789
- Nope, not doing that again. Move.
- Could you pass the, uh...
456
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:17,106
You get that hand near me again,
you're gonna lose it.
457
00:20:17,107 --> 00:20:19,742
Okey-doke, let's eat.
458
00:20:20,129 --> 00:20:22,163
Hey, thanks for giving a copy
of my toast to Holt.
459
00:20:22,198 --> 00:20:24,065
- That was nice of you.
- Oh, you're welcome.
460
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,201
I mean, you don't have to get
so freaked out around him.
461
00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:28,417
You were just trying
to tell him you respect him.
462
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,905
Okay.
463
00:20:29,939 --> 00:20:32,476
But, to be honest, I kinda
gave it to him as a prank,
464
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,844
'cause I thought it would be
super embarrassing for you.
465
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:37,213
But I'm happy it worked out.
466
00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:40,056
But I would've been happy
if you hated it.
467
00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:42,142
But I'm happy you didn't.
468
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:45,489
So, you pretty much got
the disaster night you were hoping for?
469
00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:48,854
Yeah, till you made the best Thanksgiving
meal I've ever had and ruined it.
470
00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:55,911
Excuse me! Uh, so, earlier at Amy's,
I didn't give a real toast because...
471
00:20:55,936 --> 00:20:57,356
I didn't know what to say.
472
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,381
But, since that time,
473
00:20:59,406 --> 00:21:02,996
a wise, unsmiling man
named Gerald Jimes
474
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:05,021
made me realize
what I am thankful for.
475
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:08,958
So, I'd just like to say
I'm happy to be here...
476
00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:10,588
With my family.
477
00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:14,515
My super-weird family,
with two black dads and...
478
00:21:14,703 --> 00:21:18,087
Two Latina daughters
and two white sons and...
479
00:21:18,353 --> 00:21:20,353
Gina, and...
480
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:23,849
I don't know what you are...
Some strange giant baby?
481
00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:26,808
- To the Nine-Nine!
- To the Nine-Nine!
482
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,380
That was perfect.
483
00:21:28,405 --> 00:21:30,603
Uh, Boyle cries!
I got Boyle Bingo!
484
00:21:30,628 --> 00:21:32,628
- No...
- Yeah!
485
00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:35,927
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