1 00:00:05,587 --> 00:00:08,058 Al right, you'll take this one on the right, 2 00:00:08,059 --> 00:00:10,593 and I'll take the big one on the left. 3 00:00:10,628 --> 00:00:13,430 NYPD! Santa, stop hitting Santa. 4 00:00:13,464 --> 00:00:14,731 What's going on here? 5 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,099 I've been on this corner for six years. 6 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,934 Suddenly, this guy shows up. 7 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,202 Hey, you don't own this corner. I got a charity too. 8 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,604 Canine diabetes? Who cares about fat dogs? 9 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,640 They can't give themselves shots, they got paws. 10 00:00:23,674 --> 00:00:24,841 All right. Calm down, calm down. 11 00:00:24,842 --> 00:00:26,710 Boyle, frisk the skinny one. 12 00:00:26,744 --> 00:00:28,111 I've gone 42 years without a lump of coal. 13 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:29,612 I'm not gonna start now. 14 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,014 Are you kidding me? 15 00:00:31,015 --> 00:00:32,148 All right, fine. Come here, buddy. 16 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,486 Hey, hey, hey! 17 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:40,156 Hit him in his fat cherry cheeks. 18 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:41,958 Ooh! 19 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,193 Ugh, that felt wrong. 20 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:44,227 Knife! 21 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,762 Skinny Santa's got a knife! 22 00:00:45,763 --> 00:00:47,230 Ahh! 23 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,398 That's right. Boom! 24 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:49,799 Just kicked Santa in the testicles. 25 00:00:53,938 --> 00:00:55,672 Merry Christmas. 26 00:00:55,706 --> 00:00:59,466 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 27 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:18,995 Looking good. Happy Hanukkah. 28 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,497 You look happy. 29 00:01:20,531 --> 00:01:21,631 Let me guess. 30 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:22,799 Your egg sandwich fell on the floor 31 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,067 and they gave it to you for free. 32 00:01:24,068 --> 00:01:25,502 No. Can you do that? 33 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:27,036 Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor? 34 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:29,472 I was trying to insult you. 35 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:32,475 And instead, you gave me an amazing life hack. 36 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:36,112 Oh, Amy, you shouldn't have. But this is embarrassing. 37 00:01:36,113 --> 00:01:37,881 I didn't get you a present. 38 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:39,382 The gift is for Captain Holt. 39 00:01:39,383 --> 00:01:40,850 It's one of six presents I got him 40 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,419 representing the six lessons that he's taught me: 41 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:46,422 Determination, wisdom, posture... 42 00:01:46,423 --> 00:01:47,824 Excuse me, everyone. 43 00:01:47,825 --> 00:01:49,559 As you may know, this is the holiday season. 44 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:51,761 Detectives sometimes feel the urge 45 00:01:51,762 --> 00:01:53,863 to buy their captains holiday presents. 46 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:55,532 Please refrain from doing so. 47 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:57,133 Under no circumstances 48 00:01:57,168 --> 00:01:59,602 do I want a present. 49 00:01:59,637 --> 00:02:01,938 Peralta, my office. 50 00:02:01,939 --> 00:02:03,173 Roger that! 51 00:02:03,174 --> 00:02:04,674 Oh, my God, I have to return so many items. 52 00:02:04,675 --> 00:02:05,842 I know. 53 00:02:05,843 --> 00:02:07,143 Shut up. 54 00:02:07,178 --> 00:02:08,545 Thank you for joining us, Peralta. 55 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:09,913 This is deputy chief Gerber. 56 00:02:09,914 --> 00:02:11,214 Ah, merry Christmas, chief. 57 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:13,783 And a very merry Christmas to you, Captain. 58 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:15,151 Ho, ho, ho! 59 00:02:15,186 --> 00:02:16,653 Captain Holt has received 60 00:02:16,687 --> 00:02:18,254 a number of death threats. 61 00:02:18,255 --> 00:02:19,522 Oh. 62 00:02:19,523 --> 00:02:21,324 I really came in here with the wrong energy. 63 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,593 Captains receive meaningless threats all the time. 64 00:02:23,594 --> 00:02:25,461 It's really no big deal. 65 00:02:25,496 --> 00:02:26,729 Of course, totally. 66 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,264 I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? 67 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:29,766 Oh, that's right. 'Cause it threatens death. 68 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,900 It's a hoax. 69 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,235 I didn't wanna alarm the squad. 70 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,903 So, please, keep this between us. 71 00:02:33,938 --> 00:02:36,739 Awesome. I'm great at secrets. 72 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,675 Santiago got you like six presents. 73 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:41,878 Well, it may be a hoax, but protocol dictates 74 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,346 that Captain Holt have a security detail with him 75 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:44,781 at all times. 76 00:02:44,815 --> 00:02:46,583 He's chosen you for that detail. 77 00:02:46,617 --> 00:02:47,917 Interesting. 78 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,420 And not at all surprising. I'm his favorite. 79 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,522 Tell me, what would this job entail? 80 00:02:52,556 --> 00:02:54,591 You'll be assigned to Captain Holt. Uh-huh. 81 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,860 You'll be entirely in control of his movements. Amazing. 82 00:02:56,861 --> 00:02:58,895 He will not leave your sight. 83 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,797 You have the authority to make decisions that you feel 84 00:03:00,798 --> 00:03:02,232 are in the best interest of his safety. 85 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:03,566 Oh, my God. 86 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,268 Basically you'll be completely in charge. 87 00:03:05,302 --> 00:03:06,603 Oh, well, it sounds really tough, 88 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,004 but of course I accept, 89 00:03:08,005 --> 00:03:10,406 and I will be willing to put my life at risk for this man 90 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,741 to have to follow all of my orders. 91 00:03:11,742 --> 00:03:13,176 Thank you! This is the best Christmas ever. 92 00:03:13,177 --> 00:03:14,844 God bless us, everyone! 93 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:18,047 Hey, my flight is at 8:00 tonight. 94 00:03:18,082 --> 00:03:19,649 It's domestic. 95 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:22,151 You think I'll be safe if I get to the airport five hours early? 96 00:03:22,152 --> 00:03:23,887 Five? No way! 97 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:25,622 You gotta do seven. Seven minimum. 98 00:03:25,656 --> 00:03:26,990 Seven. I knew it. Yep. 99 00:03:26,991 --> 00:03:28,858 Why are you going on a singles cruise? 100 00:03:28,859 --> 00:03:30,026 I thought you were into Rosa. 101 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,494 Well, I am. 102 00:03:31,495 --> 00:03:33,830 But I've begun to feel like there's a slight chance 103 00:03:33,831 --> 00:03:35,531 Rosa may not love me back. 104 00:03:35,566 --> 00:03:37,100 Hey, how about we grab some dinner tonight, 105 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,268 just you and me? 106 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,270 That's nice, and I like you as a person, 107 00:03:40,271 --> 00:03:41,871 but I'm just not interested in you... 108 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:43,439 Romantically. 109 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:44,641 Coolio! 110 00:03:44,675 --> 00:03:46,809 Hey, what say you we grab a drink? 111 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:48,244 You're starting to make this weird. 112 00:03:48,245 --> 00:03:50,313 I'm not into you that way, and I have a boyfriend. 113 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:52,258 Got you. Rain check. 114 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:54,284 A rose... for Rosa. 115 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:55,518 Listen to me! 116 00:03:55,519 --> 00:03:58,821 The healthy thing for you to do is move on. 117 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,491 So we both decided the healthy thing for me to do 118 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:04,327 is to just move on. 119 00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:06,162 I'm impressed, Charles. That's very mature. 120 00:04:06,196 --> 00:04:07,430 Thanks. You know what's funny? 121 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:09,766 I realized I sometimes... Oh, no, don't get comfy. 122 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,440 This wasn't an invitation to keep talking. 123 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,735 Gotcha. Rain check on the convo. 124 00:04:12,736 --> 00:04:14,504 Yeah. Sure, sure, sure. 125 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,572 Peralta's busy, so let's just get started. 126 00:04:16,607 --> 00:04:18,374 Now, the Captain won't allow us to give him 127 00:04:18,409 --> 00:04:19,709 all the presents we bought him. 128 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:21,978 You are the only one that did that. 129 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:26,015 But we can make him the greatest Christmas card of all time. 130 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,818 We're gonna Santa hats and big sweaters 131 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:29,986 and take a picture of us all in a lineup. 132 00:04:29,987 --> 00:04:31,220 I'm sorry, Santiago, 133 00:04:31,221 --> 00:04:32,555 but I don't have time for that. 134 00:04:32,556 --> 00:04:34,257 My psych evaluation is today. 135 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:35,525 They're gonna decide if I'm ready 136 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,626 to make it back on the streets. 137 00:04:36,627 --> 00:04:37,827 Why do you care what they think? 138 00:04:37,828 --> 00:04:39,062 Psychologists are just people 139 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:40,863 who weren't smart enough to be psychics. 140 00:04:40,898 --> 00:04:43,199 Don't worry, sergeant. We'll add you in later. 141 00:04:45,002 --> 00:04:47,503 Sorry, I gotta go too. My flight is in... 142 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:48,905 Ah, eight hours. 143 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:50,073 I can make it. 144 00:04:50,074 --> 00:04:51,107 I'll buy a sandwich on the plane. 145 00:04:51,141 --> 00:04:52,642 Boyle! 146 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:54,644 So if Peralta, Boyle, and the sergeant are out... 147 00:04:54,678 --> 00:04:56,145 Fine, everyone just go. 148 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:57,814 Yeah. 149 00:04:57,848 --> 00:05:01,484 I could take a pic of myself dressed up as an elf. 150 00:05:01,485 --> 00:05:03,152 Elfie-selfie. 151 00:05:03,187 --> 00:05:05,154 Not that... 152 00:05:05,155 --> 00:05:07,623 But I think there is something you could help me with. 153 00:05:09,994 --> 00:05:11,894 You gonna sit there all day? 154 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,229 Affirmative, stone eagle. 155 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,032 That's the Secret Service codename I gave you. 156 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:17,600 Just sitting here doing my job, 157 00:05:17,601 --> 00:05:19,936 watching, protecting, bossing you around. 158 00:05:19,937 --> 00:05:21,204 Now, for your safety, 159 00:05:21,205 --> 00:05:22,372 if you could open up your Internet browser 160 00:05:22,373 --> 00:05:23,673 and search the words "pigs" and "jet skis," 161 00:05:23,674 --> 00:05:25,041 and that's an order. 162 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:27,944 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where you going, Cold Mountain? 163 00:05:27,945 --> 00:05:29,078 I changed your codename. 164 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:30,580 To use the restroom. 165 00:05:30,614 --> 00:05:32,382 I'm only asking this for your safety. 166 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:34,817 Is it a number one or a number two? 167 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:37,253 Your silence indicates number two. 168 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,255 Let me do some recon. 169 00:05:43,027 --> 00:05:44,360 It's all clear, sir. 170 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:47,130 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, 171 00:05:47,131 --> 00:05:51,734 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 172 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,102 Cold Mountain is on the move. 173 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,039 I repeat, Cold Mountain is rolling to the can. 174 00:05:56,073 --> 00:05:59,409 Sergeant Jeffords, thank you for coming in today. 175 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:03,112 We are here to assess your readiness for active duty, 176 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:06,716 and if all goes I will stamp this release form, 177 00:06:06,717 --> 00:06:08,217 you can go back in the field. 178 00:06:08,252 --> 00:06:10,086 Well, I think I'm ready. 179 00:06:10,087 --> 00:06:13,256 I am no longer fixating on my fears, ha. 180 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,325 Good. But for today, let's... fixate on those fears. 181 00:06:17,828 --> 00:06:19,996 Okay. Um... 182 00:06:19,997 --> 00:06:21,431 That sounds fun. 183 00:06:21,432 --> 00:06:24,367 Let's begin by talking about your baby girls 184 00:06:24,368 --> 00:06:26,636 and your wife, 185 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:28,805 and what would happen to them if you died... 186 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,773 In the line of duty. 187 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,110 I popped your pillow. 188 00:06:45,122 --> 00:06:46,489 Captain... 189 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,524 Where do you think you're going? 190 00:06:48,559 --> 00:06:50,326 I'm going home to work in peace. 191 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,029 That's a negative, ice veins. Changed your codename again. 192 00:06:53,063 --> 00:06:55,731 Do you know why I chose you to be my security escort? 193 00:06:55,766 --> 00:06:57,433 Because I'm a modern-day Sherlock Holmes? 194 00:06:57,468 --> 00:06:59,735 No, I chose you because the threat is not real. 195 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,304 Mm-hmm. 196 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,005 And I thought you'd have no problem breaking the rules 197 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,540 and letting me get my work done. 198 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:06,008 Now... let me go. 199 00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:07,510 Well, you thought wrong. 200 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,278 You can't go home. It's protocol. 201 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:11,013 But if you really wanna get outta here, 202 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:12,815 you can come to my mom's. 203 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,383 She lives nearby. 204 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:15,551 Or I can lock you up in the holding cell 205 00:07:15,552 --> 00:07:16,719 with an armed escort. 206 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:17,954 Totally your call. 207 00:07:17,955 --> 00:07:20,523 Fine. We will go to your mother's house. 208 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,625 I guess I am curious to see where... 209 00:07:22,626 --> 00:07:24,460 This all started. 210 00:07:24,495 --> 00:07:26,529 Shotgun. 211 00:07:28,098 --> 00:07:29,699 So... this is my mom's place. 212 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:34,337 You can just throw your jacket in the closet. 213 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:35,571 That's a bathroom. 214 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:37,874 Water closet. My mom's British. 215 00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:39,642 Hmm. 216 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:41,043 Why are there no photographs of you? 217 00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:43,546 No holiday decorations. 218 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,615 Nothing but... 219 00:07:45,616 --> 00:07:48,251 Motel art. 220 00:07:49,586 --> 00:07:51,320 This isn't your mom's apartment. 221 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:54,257 It's a safe house, son! You've been protected. 222 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,192 Don't say "son." 223 00:07:56,193 --> 00:07:57,793 Get outta my way. 224 00:07:57,828 --> 00:07:59,128 Look, you wouldn't stay at your desk 225 00:07:59,129 --> 00:08:00,463 and you evaded your protection detail. 226 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:02,298 I'm sorry, but I've gotta order you to stay. 227 00:08:02,299 --> 00:08:03,799 I love giving you orders. 228 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,134 The only way you're gonna keep me here 229 00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:06,536 is if you physically stop me. 230 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,637 Can you do that, Peralta? 231 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,741 I didn't think so. 232 00:08:11,775 --> 00:08:13,876 Jordan. Ahh! 233 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:15,211 Oh, no. 234 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,580 We're handcuffed together and we've lost the key. 235 00:08:17,614 --> 00:08:20,082 Falconer one to HQ, stone eagle is in the cage. 236 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,385 I repeat, stone eagle is in the cage. 237 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:31,368 I told you the death threat was not serious. 238 00:08:31,369 --> 00:08:33,637 So what on earth are you doing? 239 00:08:33,671 --> 00:08:35,672 Look, I know you think that I'm just goofing around, 240 00:08:35,706 --> 00:08:37,941 but I got a direct order from your boss 241 00:08:37,942 --> 00:08:39,376 to protect you. 242 00:08:39,377 --> 00:08:40,944 So from this point forward, we're on lockdown. 243 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:42,879 Fine. But before we go into lockdown... 244 00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:44,214 Too late. You're on it. 245 00:08:44,215 --> 00:08:45,415 I'd like to text my husband 246 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:46,650 and tell him I'll be coming home late tonight. 247 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,084 All right, but for security reasons, 248 00:08:48,085 --> 00:08:49,386 I get to craft the message. 249 00:08:49,387 --> 00:08:51,288 Let's start with a pleasant greeting. 250 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:52,789 How about... "Hello, honey." 251 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,424 You will not craft the message. 252 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,092 Okay, Roger that. "Honey's" wrong. 253 00:08:56,093 --> 00:08:57,694 How about "hello, husband"? 254 00:08:57,728 --> 00:08:58,995 How about "hello, sir"? 255 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:01,464 You call each other "sir"? Give me my phone. 256 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:04,100 Fine. 257 00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:06,303 I'll give you some privacy. 258 00:09:07,805 --> 00:09:10,707 Maybe put Hitchcock's head on top like an angel. 259 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:11,808 Mm. 260 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,877 Like that? 261 00:09:13,911 --> 00:09:15,679 No, put it behind the tree. 262 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,180 Thanks for helping me make this card. 263 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,481 You're so good at this stuff. 264 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:20,717 I know. I'm good at everything. 265 00:09:20,718 --> 00:09:22,986 All right, so here's all the pictures of Rosa 266 00:09:22,987 --> 00:09:24,187 that we have. 267 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,822 Which one should we use? 268 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,725 She never smiles. Is her mouth broken? 269 00:09:28,726 --> 00:09:30,727 Well, what about if we... 270 00:09:30,761 --> 00:09:33,432 Flip those lips? 271 00:09:33,464 --> 00:09:34,864 Oh, God. Oof! 272 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,366 That's horrifying. 273 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,601 We have to get a picture of Rosa smiling. 274 00:09:37,635 --> 00:09:39,736 Holt's card has to be perfect. 275 00:09:39,737 --> 00:09:41,571 Guys... I got this. 276 00:09:41,606 --> 00:09:43,440 I can make Rosa smile. 277 00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:45,342 Just keep your cameras ready. 278 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,945 Making coffee? 279 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,283 Can you make another cup 280 00:09:50,314 --> 00:09:53,183 for senor tickle and his nueve amigos? 281 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,484 Tickle, tickle, tickle! 282 00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:57,957 What the hell, Hitchcock? Ow, ahh! Ow, ow, ow! 283 00:09:57,989 --> 00:09:59,556 I think you sprained senor tickle. 284 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,758 Next time, I break it off. 285 00:10:03,494 --> 00:10:04,761 Ow! 286 00:10:06,163 --> 00:10:07,597 All right. 287 00:10:07,598 --> 00:10:09,266 My safe house, my rules. 288 00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:13,003 This is a no tie zone. 289 00:10:13,037 --> 00:10:15,972 A hungry safe house is an unsafe safe house. 290 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,477 A fun safe house is a safe safe house. 291 00:10:20,478 --> 00:10:22,212 My serve. 292 00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:24,447 Ah. 293 00:10:26,183 --> 00:10:27,450 I thought you said you've never played this. 294 00:10:27,451 --> 00:10:28,450 It's very intuitive. 295 00:10:28,452 --> 00:10:30,220 Let's have another sandwich. 296 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,955 A safe house- watching safe house 297 00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:34,190 is a safe safe house house. 298 00:10:34,191 --> 00:10:35,525 I've already seen the film. 299 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:36,826 I enjoyed it. 300 00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:38,228 Wow, I would not have guessed that. 301 00:10:38,229 --> 00:10:39,896 You see, those are the kind of things that you learn 302 00:10:39,897 --> 00:10:41,298 when you're handcuffed together. 303 00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:42,866 And that is the true meaning of Christmas. 304 00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:45,702 Who knows we're here? 305 00:10:45,736 --> 00:10:48,672 Get behind me. 306 00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:50,106 No, no! Going over! 307 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,442 Standard protocol suggests that you put me in another room 308 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,010 before you open the door. 309 00:10:54,011 --> 00:10:55,178 But since you've cuffed us together... 310 00:10:55,179 --> 00:10:56,313 I order you to be quiet. 311 00:10:56,347 --> 00:10:57,714 Come on. 312 00:11:01,752 --> 00:11:03,253 Freeze, sicko! Ah! 313 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,021 Jake, it's me, Charles from work. 314 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:10,327 Okay, let's switch gears, do a little word association. 315 00:11:10,361 --> 00:11:12,062 What do you think of 316 00:11:12,096 --> 00:11:13,430 when I say the word "bottle"? 317 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:18,034 Liquor store, holdup, gun, die. 318 00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:19,235 How about "grass"? 319 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:22,439 Marijuana, drugs. 320 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,507 Gun, die. 321 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:25,575 Cat. 322 00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:27,177 Kitten. 323 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:28,278 Cute. 324 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:30,914 Calm. False sense of security. 325 00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:32,716 Gun, die. 326 00:11:33,718 --> 00:11:35,151 What are you doing? 327 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:36,853 You gonna stamp my form? 328 00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:41,858 No. I just didn't want the ink to dry out. 329 00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:44,761 Boyle, what are you doing here? 330 00:11:44,762 --> 00:11:46,062 I thought you had to catch a flight. 331 00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:48,064 I do. My flight is in six hours. 332 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,466 But the Captain texted me to come, 333 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:50,734 so I'm here. What? 334 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:52,135 You texted Boyle when you told me 335 00:11:52,136 --> 00:11:53,436 you were texting your husband? 336 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:55,572 As the person who's completely in charge here, 337 00:11:55,606 --> 00:11:57,774 I am very disappointed in you. 338 00:11:57,775 --> 00:12:00,610 I'm changing your codename to "bad boy." 339 00:12:00,644 --> 00:12:02,011 Oh, I can't imagine what it's like 340 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,947 to be disappointed at someone under your command. 341 00:12:03,948 --> 00:12:06,616 Okay, I see what you're doing. Tushy. 342 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,618 It's touche. 343 00:12:08,652 --> 00:12:10,120 Well, I'm in charge, and I say it's tushy. 344 00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:11,120 Boyle? 345 00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,422 I've heard it both ways. 346 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:13,757 Please don't involve me in this. 347 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:14,958 I'm just here to uncuff the Captain 348 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,259 and take him to his old precinct. 349 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,460 What? 350 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,062 Old precinct? Wait a minute. 351 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:20,730 You weren't going home at all. 352 00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:22,465 You were going to investigate the threat 353 00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:24,067 because it's not a hoax, it's real! 354 00:12:24,101 --> 00:12:26,136 Wrong, it's not real. You're lying! 355 00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:27,370 You have a tell. 356 00:12:27,405 --> 00:12:29,105 When you lie, the corner of your mouth moves, 357 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,306 and it just moved. 358 00:12:30,307 --> 00:12:31,908 Wrong, it's not real. 359 00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,009 You're lying! 360 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,344 Fine. 361 00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:35,678 I believe the threat is real, 362 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:37,280 though I'm not sure who's behind it. 363 00:12:37,281 --> 00:12:38,948 But this is my problem, 364 00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:40,350 and I'm gonna solve it on my own. 365 00:12:40,351 --> 00:12:41,751 Boyle, uncuff me. Don't do it, Charles. 366 00:12:41,786 --> 00:12:43,253 I'll take you on that trip to the botanical gardens 367 00:12:43,254 --> 00:12:44,954 we've always talked about. 368 00:12:44,989 --> 00:12:46,289 Uncuff me, and that's a direct order. 369 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,791 Don't do it, best friend. Botanical gardens. 370 00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:50,226 Ah! This is just like Christmas at my parents' house. 371 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,895 Why do they have separate dining rooms? 372 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:54,798 I... 373 00:12:55,966 --> 00:12:57,534 No! 374 00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,269 That was not one of the options! 375 00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:01,037 I couldn't choose, I love you both so much. 376 00:13:02,807 --> 00:13:04,207 Who wants to watch safe house? 377 00:13:07,844 --> 00:13:10,813 So, including letters, e-mails, and texts from a blocked phone, 378 00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,481 we have received ten threats. 379 00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:13,983 How many people have you put away 380 00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:15,250 that might want you dead? 381 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:16,585 I've arrested over 600 people. 382 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:17,786 Brag. 383 00:13:17,787 --> 00:13:19,088 Boyle, will you please read the transcripts 384 00:13:19,122 --> 00:13:20,422 of the threats he's received? 385 00:13:20,423 --> 00:13:21,624 Yup. 386 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,626 "Die, die, die." "Die, Holt, die." 387 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,327 Okay, a little obvious. 388 00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:26,862 "You will drown in your own blood." 389 00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:28,263 Better. 390 00:13:28,298 --> 00:13:29,632 Although I would've gone with the whole, 391 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,100 "I'm gonna staple my face onto your face" thing. 392 00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:33,602 Human skin mask. Classic. 393 00:13:33,637 --> 00:13:36,205 The next one is "I'm gonna send you off the deep end." 394 00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:38,240 "Drowning" and "deep end." 395 00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:40,442 Almost sounds like he's talking about a swimming pool. 396 00:13:40,477 --> 00:13:42,144 It's Haimes. 397 00:13:42,178 --> 00:13:43,445 Aha! Who's Haimes? 398 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,215 Colin Haimes, the freestyle killer. 399 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:50,085 He took out an entire 4x100 meter relay swim team in 1982. 400 00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:53,889 Marco. 401 00:13:55,191 --> 00:13:58,994 Now you say "polo," punk. 402 00:13:59,029 --> 00:14:00,529 The freestyle killer. 403 00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:02,231 Man! How come all the killers you've caught 404 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,699 had such cool names? 405 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,301 The best name I ever brought in was "narrow shoes" Sam, 406 00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:07,970 because... his shoes were narrow and his name was Sam. 407 00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:09,838 I get it. Yeah, you get it. 408 00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:12,808 Well, Captain, it looks like you needed our help after all. 409 00:14:12,842 --> 00:14:14,476 Together, we figured out it was Haimes, 410 00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:16,111 and together, we're gonna take him down. 411 00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,180 Because together, we can do anything. 412 00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:19,882 Here we go! 413 00:14:19,883 --> 00:14:22,851 I'm finding Haimes alone. 414 00:14:23,887 --> 00:14:26,455 Coming back at you, Jake! 415 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,893 Oh, my God, Rosa! 416 00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:32,261 I accidentally opened your mail, 417 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,328 but look what it says. 418 00:14:33,363 --> 00:14:36,298 "Dear miss Diaz, you just won..." 419 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:37,633 Rosa, guess what. 420 00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:39,101 I accidentally opened your mail, 421 00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,302 and here's what it says. 422 00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:41,904 "Dear miss Diaz, you just won..." 423 00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:43,672 No, I'm reading the letter, and you're taking the picture. 424 00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:44,673 What? 425 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,075 Ha! 426 00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:47,409 You were trying to get me to smile for your dumb picture, 427 00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,344 but you messed up. 428 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,213 Ah! She smiled. She's smiling! 429 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,115 And no one has a camera. 430 00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:54,650 Got it, Amy. 431 00:14:54,651 --> 00:14:56,051 Got a picture of you frowning. 432 00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:57,286 That's what you wanted, right? 433 00:15:00,256 --> 00:15:01,457 Peralta, for the last time 434 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,591 we don't have to go back to the precinct. 435 00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:03,759 I don't need everyone's help. 436 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,627 Look, Captain, you're stubborn. 437 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,062 And that's an adorable quality. 438 00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:09,231 You wanna know what's not an adorable quality? 439 00:15:09,265 --> 00:15:10,365 Being dead. Acne. 440 00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:11,567 Yep, being dead. 441 00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:12,634 I mean, I give up. 442 00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:13,802 What's going on with you? 443 00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,037 Why are you being so weird about this? 444 00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,305 I don't need your help. 445 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:19,508 I don't wanna involve you, or Boyle, or anyone. 446 00:15:19,509 --> 00:15:21,110 Because I brought this situation on myself. 447 00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:24,079 No one should get hurt because of a dumb mistake I made 448 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,814 as a brash, young Detective. 449 00:15:25,849 --> 00:15:27,216 Hey, Haimes. 450 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,584 You're gonna spend the rest of your life 451 00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,320 in a little cement room, doing nothing. 452 00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:34,256 And while you're in there, I'm gonna go for a swim. 453 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:38,227 And after that swim, I might take another swim. 454 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:39,895 And you'll just be sitting there 455 00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:42,998 on your metal toilet, 456 00:15:42,999 --> 00:15:46,935 thinking of me swim, swim, swimming 457 00:15:46,936 --> 00:15:49,304 all day long. 458 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,672 When I get out of lockup, 459 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,941 I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you. 460 00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:54,877 Yeah. 461 00:15:54,878 --> 00:15:56,145 Right. 462 00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:57,646 Wow. 463 00:15:57,647 --> 00:15:59,014 I think I really would've gotten along with young Ray Holt. 464 00:15:59,015 --> 00:16:00,082 Yes, that's why I decided 465 00:16:00,116 --> 00:16:01,784 to change everything about my life. 466 00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,485 Well, frankly, sir, you're still acting 467 00:16:03,486 --> 00:16:04,953 like that brash, dumb Detective. 468 00:16:04,988 --> 00:16:07,189 If you had truly changed, you'd be saying 469 00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:09,158 a bunch of boring, responsible stuff, like... 470 00:16:09,159 --> 00:16:10,526 "Don't be stupid. 471 00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,427 "Use the Detective squad. You're part of a team. 472 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:13,695 I smell like sandalwood." 473 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,197 That's what it is! 474 00:16:15,198 --> 00:16:17,432 Yet another terrible impression, Peralta. 475 00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,834 But I think you're right. 476 00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:20,569 Wait, what? 477 00:16:22,338 --> 00:16:23,705 Sir, I'm sure you had your reasons 478 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,374 for going to Peralta, but... 479 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,110 This is exactly the type of job I would love to have. 480 00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:30,379 Okay, the next time someone threatens to kill me, 481 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,680 I'll come straight to you. 482 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,348 Thank you, sir. 483 00:16:33,349 --> 00:16:35,417 I can't wait. 484 00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:38,720 I... didn't mean... 485 00:16:38,755 --> 00:16:40,989 Let's catch this bastard. 486 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:44,459 All right, let's go! Updates. Santiago. 487 00:16:44,494 --> 00:16:46,395 Looking into Haimes' associates. Nothing yet. 488 00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:48,330 Boyle? 489 00:16:48,364 --> 00:16:49,865 Uh, some intel coming in from ossining. 490 00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:51,466 Haimes was released two weeks ago. 491 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:54,636 Good. Hitchcock and Scully, update on your secret project? 492 00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:56,138 Hazelnut coffee'll be up in five minutes. 493 00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:57,639 Sumatran's ready to go. 494 00:16:57,674 --> 00:16:58,807 Keep me updated. 495 00:16:58,842 --> 00:16:59,975 Warrant for the phone trace came through. 496 00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:01,276 We got Haimes' number... 497 00:17:01,277 --> 00:17:03,245 And the last coordinates from its GPS. 498 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:04,880 The rail yards. 499 00:17:04,881 --> 00:17:08,050 All right, we got him. Everyone suit up! 500 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:09,918 I know there's no point in telling you not to come, 501 00:17:09,953 --> 00:17:11,420 but while we're out there, you're sticking with me. 502 00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,721 Oh. Goodie. 503 00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:14,756 Man, you really know how to take the fun 504 00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:15,924 out of saving your life. 505 00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,659 You heard him, Hitchcock. 506 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,261 Get that Sumatran in the thermos. 507 00:17:19,262 --> 00:17:21,263 I'm on it. 508 00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:29,905 If things go south, I just want you to know 509 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:32,274 it's been an honor being able to boss you around. 510 00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,876 Anything else? 511 00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:37,145 Yes. What cute little nickname do you call your husband? 512 00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:38,881 Kevin. 513 00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:40,616 Adorable. 514 00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:43,652 Sorry you missed your flight. 515 00:17:43,653 --> 00:17:47,189 I have a backup flight in four hours. 516 00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,222 Gotta flush him out. 517 00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:53,729 We got his number now. Call his phone. 518 00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:56,431 Smart. 519 00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:01,003 It's ringing. 520 00:18:01,004 --> 00:18:03,505 This is exciting. 521 00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:09,278 That is Haimes' phone. 522 00:18:09,312 --> 00:18:12,080 I repeat, everyone converge on that ringtone. 523 00:18:15,285 --> 00:18:17,753 He's heading north on track 17! 524 00:18:21,324 --> 00:18:22,991 Hey. 525 00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:26,161 When this is all over, we should take a train trip together. 526 00:18:26,162 --> 00:18:28,230 Just for fun. 527 00:18:29,299 --> 00:18:31,533 Go, go, go, go, go! 528 00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:36,171 Ray Holt! 529 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:38,173 Hello, Haimes. 530 00:18:38,207 --> 00:18:39,574 Thought about you every day I was in jail 531 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,109 just like you said. 532 00:18:41,144 --> 00:18:42,778 I thought about pointing a gun at you 533 00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,980 and pulling the trigger. 534 00:18:45,014 --> 00:18:47,449 Kinda like this. Noooo! 535 00:18:49,385 --> 00:18:50,719 Terry's back! 536 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,920 Terry's back! 537 00:18:51,955 --> 00:18:53,255 We got him. 538 00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:54,489 Nice work, Jeffords. 539 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,858 Nice work, Peralta. 540 00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,393 Captain, you're doing it. 541 00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:00,295 You're emoting. 542 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:05,300 I need an ambulance. Boyle's down. 543 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:08,270 Ah, what happened? Am I dead? 544 00:19:08,304 --> 00:19:10,138 You saved my life. 545 00:19:10,173 --> 00:19:12,341 Die, pig! 546 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,242 Don't! 547 00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:15,811 Ahhh! 548 00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:21,183 Oh, my butt! 549 00:19:21,184 --> 00:19:23,085 Oh, my butt. 550 00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:30,990 He's gonna be fine. You can see him in a minute. 551 00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:33,493 Thank you. 552 00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,862 Sarge, I'm so glad that shrink cleared you. 553 00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:37,997 Mm, more or less. 554 00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:40,466 And time's up. 555 00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:42,068 Show me how Terry sees Terry. 556 00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,037 Oh, no. 557 00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,706 Yeah, it's pretty bad. 558 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,207 Sergeant! Excuse me, we are... 559 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,609 Yeah, can it, quack. 560 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,377 Captain Holt needs your help. His life is in danger. 561 00:19:51,378 --> 00:19:52,512 Oh, sergeant... 562 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:55,715 I do not think that you're ready. 563 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,083 I'm ready. 564 00:19:59,019 --> 00:20:00,586 Mm-kay, bye! 565 00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:02,855 I owe you one. 566 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,857 Boyle got shot because of me. 567 00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:06,092 This is exactly the kind of thing 568 00:20:06,093 --> 00:20:07,393 I was hoping to avoid. 569 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:08,928 Captain, this is our job. 570 00:20:08,929 --> 00:20:10,429 Any one of us would've taken that bullet. 571 00:20:10,464 --> 00:20:12,465 I'm sorry I've been so difficult. 572 00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,900 You were right. 573 00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:15,334 We couldn't have caught him without the team. 574 00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:16,602 Well, well, well. 575 00:20:16,603 --> 00:20:19,872 It appears the student has become the teacher. 576 00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:21,607 And the teacher hath become... That's enough. 577 00:20:21,608 --> 00:20:22,775 Okay. 578 00:20:22,776 --> 00:20:24,043 Thank you. You're welcome. 579 00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:25,745 Team pop and lock. Here we go! 580 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,446 Whoosh! 581 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:30,316 Come on, still? We saved your life! 582 00:20:33,353 --> 00:20:35,521 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 583 00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:36,789 It's happening! Whoa, whoa! 584 00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:37,924 Yes! We did it! 585 00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:40,893 Excuse me! 586 00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,061 This is a hospital. 587 00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:43,095 Right. Sorry. 588 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,097 People are dying. 589 00:20:45,132 --> 00:20:46,999 You know, everyone should just go home 590 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,901 and enjoy their Christmas. 591 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,636 You don't need to stick around here for me. 592 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,705 Shut up, no one's going anywhere. 593 00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:54,974 What you did was amazing. 594 00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:56,342 Yeah, Boyle, that was some superman stuff. 595 00:20:56,343 --> 00:20:58,678 Yeah, you did the nine-nine proud. 596 00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:00,112 No ifs, ands, or butts. 597 00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:02,415 Sorry, it's just right there. Literally. 598 00:21:02,449 --> 00:21:05,251 It's just right in front of me. His butt is right in my face. 599 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,485 I have to tell you guys something. 600 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,520 Even though I got shot... 601 00:21:07,521 --> 00:21:08,788 In the butt. Sorry. 602 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,323 I'd rather be here, 603 00:21:10,324 --> 00:21:11,724 spending Christmas with all of you, 604 00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:13,793 than on some stupid singles cruise. 605 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,595 And I mean that, from the bottom of my... 606 00:21:15,629 --> 00:21:16,996 Butt. Again, sorry. 607 00:21:16,997 --> 00:21:19,198 Ow! Shut up, Jake! 608 00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:21,734 Boyle's a hero. 609 00:21:21,768 --> 00:21:23,269 And so is his butt. 610 00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:25,905 I got it! She smiled! 611 00:21:25,906 --> 00:21:27,106 Christmas card complete. 612 00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:31,077 He got shot in the butt. 613 00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:37,410 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/