1 00:00:03,749 --> 00:00:06,199 He's here. Boyle is here. 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,500 This is so fun! 3 00:00:07,501 --> 00:00:10,002 I wish you guys got shot more often. 4 00:00:10,037 --> 00:00:12,972 Buh-buh-buh-back in the nine nine. 5 00:00:15,409 --> 00:00:16,642 Welcome back, Detective. 6 00:00:16,677 --> 00:00:17,844 Wow, is this all for me? 7 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:18,844 Of course it is. 8 00:00:18,846 --> 00:00:19,879 What're you wearing, there, buddy? 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,482 Oh, none of my pants fit over my butt cast. 10 00:00:22,483 --> 00:00:24,817 Lucky for me my lent me her leg warmers. 11 00:00:24,852 --> 00:00:26,352 That is lucky. 12 00:00:26,353 --> 00:00:28,054 Pretty sweet scooter. 13 00:00:28,088 --> 00:00:29,856 Yeah, I know. Check out these doughnuts. 14 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:32,358 Whoo-hoo! 15 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:34,527 Oh, that went terribly. Can I help you with something? 16 00:00:34,561 --> 00:00:36,696 Nope, nope. Everything's under control. 17 00:00:36,697 --> 00:00:38,397 I picked up a couple reacher grabbers. 18 00:00:38,432 --> 00:00:39,632 Yeah. 19 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:41,567 So I'm able to do everything that I used to do. 20 00:00:41,602 --> 00:00:43,469 So now, if you'll excuse me, 21 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:45,505 I'm going to go make myself a morning cup of coffee 22 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:47,406 like I do every day. 23 00:00:47,441 --> 00:00:50,042 Okay, okay. 24 00:00:50,077 --> 00:00:51,677 Just gotta... No problem. 25 00:00:53,714 --> 00:00:55,548 Oh... The heart is the hardest part. 26 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,084 Let me get that for you, Boyle. 27 00:00:58,118 --> 00:00:59,619 No need. No need at all. 28 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,053 That's sweet, Rosa. Here we go. 29 00:01:01,054 --> 00:01:02,221 Ah... 30 00:01:02,256 --> 00:01:04,090 Hey, Charles, just take my coffee. It's fresh. 31 00:01:04,124 --> 00:01:06,859 Okay, I guess. I mean, if you don't mind. 32 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:08,828 All right, you got it? Ah... 33 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:10,196 No problem. 34 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,430 Why wouldn't you just use your other hand? 35 00:01:11,465 --> 00:01:15,050 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Hot coffee in my cast! 36 00:01:15,068 --> 00:01:16,067 Ah! 37 00:01:16,069 --> 00:01:18,571 Ah... 38 00:01:18,605 --> 00:01:19,672 Cold milk. 39 00:01:19,706 --> 00:01:21,340 Cold milk. 40 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,575 That's coming out the bottom. 41 00:01:22,576 --> 00:01:23,676 It is coming out the bottom of my cast. 42 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:24,911 All right. 43 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:28,582 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.Com/ 44 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:48,501 Hey. 45 00:01:48,535 --> 00:01:49,802 What's going on? 46 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:51,838 Just picked him up on a dozen counts of identity theft. 47 00:01:51,872 --> 00:01:53,406 His name is Doug Judy. 48 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,908 You ever seen him before? No. 49 00:01:55,943 --> 00:01:57,143 ♪ Rosa 50 00:01:57,144 --> 00:01:59,212 ♪ Rosa, Rosa 51 00:01:59,213 --> 00:02:00,980 ♪ Oh, yeah 52 00:02:00,981 --> 00:02:03,883 ♪ Beautiful Rosa 53 00:02:03,884 --> 00:02:04,884 I think he's into me. 54 00:02:04,885 --> 00:02:06,152 What do you do to these perps? 55 00:02:06,153 --> 00:02:08,788 Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac. 56 00:02:08,789 --> 00:02:11,524 Anyway, he said he wants to speak to "John 57 00:02:11,525 --> 00:02:14,026 or Jack Peralta or whatever." 58 00:02:14,027 --> 00:02:15,161 What does he want with me? 59 00:02:15,162 --> 00:02:17,330 And should I change my name to Jack Peralta? 60 00:02:17,331 --> 00:02:18,831 That sounds badass. 61 00:02:18,832 --> 00:02:21,434 Jack Peralta, crocodile hunter. 62 00:02:21,468 --> 00:02:22,768 Yeah. 63 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,070 He said he wants a deal. 64 00:02:24,104 --> 00:02:26,339 He has some information about some dude who steals Pontiacs. 65 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:29,242 Pontiacs? He knows about the Pontiac bandit. 66 00:02:29,276 --> 00:02:31,143 Listen to me, he specifically said 67 00:02:31,144 --> 00:02:32,345 he knows a guy who steals Pontiacs? 68 00:02:32,346 --> 00:02:33,746 Yeah, I just said that. Chill, man. 69 00:02:33,747 --> 00:02:35,615 Okay. 70 00:02:35,649 --> 00:02:37,884 Okay, sorry. 71 00:02:37,885 --> 00:02:41,053 M'kay. 72 00:02:41,054 --> 00:02:42,421 Hey, Diaz. 73 00:02:42,422 --> 00:02:43,923 Come here and talk to me. 74 00:02:43,924 --> 00:02:45,658 This dude is super horny. 75 00:02:45,659 --> 00:02:47,059 Yeah. 76 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:51,864 Ah. Whoa. 77 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:01,440 Backing up, guys. 78 00:03:01,441 --> 00:03:03,442 Oh, are you? Huh. 79 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:05,111 Please get out of my way. I am physically disabled. 80 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:06,712 One of these buttons... 81 00:03:06,747 --> 00:03:08,381 Sorry, sorry. 82 00:03:08,382 --> 00:03:09,949 Oh, you don't have to apologize for anything, Boyle. 83 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:11,517 You were shot in the line of duty, 84 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:13,252 defending a fellow officer. 85 00:03:13,253 --> 00:03:15,888 You know, the doctor said that if the bullet 86 00:03:15,889 --> 00:03:17,590 was two millimeters to the left 87 00:03:17,591 --> 00:03:20,126 and a foot higher, I might never have walked again. 88 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:21,961 Everyone here appreciates your heroism, Boyle. 89 00:03:21,962 --> 00:03:23,729 We all want your first day back 90 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:26,299 to be as pleasant and as comfortable as possible. 91 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,500 Right, detectives? 92 00:03:27,501 --> 00:03:28,935 Absolutely. 93 00:03:28,936 --> 00:03:31,804 Hey, Boyle. You want to choose where we order lunch from today? 94 00:03:31,805 --> 00:03:34,807 Really? You're lifting the lifetime ban? 95 00:03:34,808 --> 00:03:36,909 I thought my lunch choices were 96 00:03:36,910 --> 00:03:39,378 "horrifying adventures in diarrhea." 97 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:40,713 Today, Charles, we take that adventure with you. 98 00:03:40,714 --> 00:03:42,214 All right! 99 00:03:42,215 --> 00:03:43,749 I've been craving Sudanese all day. 100 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,985 I'll print out some menus. 101 00:03:45,986 --> 00:03:48,487 Ouch. 102 00:03:48,488 --> 00:03:50,523 You ran over my foot. 103 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:53,960 I am in incredible pain. 104 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:55,861 I used to work at a chop shop. 105 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:59,265 It was chill. Decent hours, good benefits. 106 00:03:59,266 --> 00:04:01,567 You could work while you were High. 107 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:03,602 Which I never did, 'cause that's irresponsible. 108 00:04:03,637 --> 00:04:05,538 Anyway, we did a lot of work for this dude 109 00:04:05,539 --> 00:04:07,306 who stole Pontiacs. 110 00:04:07,307 --> 00:04:08,674 The Pontiac bandit! 111 00:04:08,675 --> 00:04:12,611 Okay. We called him bill, but whatever. 112 00:04:12,612 --> 00:04:15,147 No, not whatever. The Pontiac bandit is my Nemesis. 113 00:04:15,148 --> 00:04:16,849 I've been chasing this guy for eight years. 114 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:19,018 He's stolen hundreds of cars, all of them Pontiacs. 115 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,386 He's never left any evidence, 116 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:21,821 and he's never been caught on Cam 117 00:04:21,822 --> 00:04:22,822 the guy is a ghost. 118 00:04:22,823 --> 00:04:23,823 Super ghost. 119 00:04:23,824 --> 00:04:24,824 He's a super ghost! 120 00:04:24,825 --> 00:04:26,025 Before we go any further, 121 00:04:26,026 --> 00:04:27,226 we need to know if you're for real. 122 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,294 Describe the guy. 123 00:04:28,295 --> 00:04:29,294 Asian dude. 124 00:04:29,296 --> 00:04:31,197 Maybe 5'8", spiky black hair. 125 00:04:31,198 --> 00:04:34,533 Rocks in both ears. Always wears a black suit. 126 00:04:34,534 --> 00:04:36,135 And speaks with a British accent. 127 00:04:36,136 --> 00:04:39,839 Like my girl Dame Judi Dench. I have impeccable taste. 128 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,974 So would you say he looks sort of like... 129 00:04:41,975 --> 00:04:42,975 This? 130 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:44,443 That's bill. 131 00:04:44,444 --> 00:04:45,978 This is a composite sketch from ten interviews I've done. 132 00:04:45,979 --> 00:04:47,146 Perfect match. 133 00:04:47,147 --> 00:04:50,182 So all you know is what a bunch of other mopes 134 00:04:50,183 --> 00:04:51,183 have said over the years. 135 00:04:51,184 --> 00:04:52,651 Anything else? 136 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:55,855 Yeah. I know how to get in touch with him. 137 00:04:55,856 --> 00:04:59,225 Doug Judy! 138 00:04:59,226 --> 00:05:01,027 You wanted to see me, Captain? 139 00:05:01,028 --> 00:05:03,829 My husband's dog cheddar had relations with our neighbor dog 140 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:06,399 karate and produced these two smaller dogs 141 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,136 he insisted that I find them a good home with someone we trust. 142 00:05:12,039 --> 00:05:13,372 You can trust me. 143 00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:15,274 Dogs are my whole life. 144 00:05:15,308 --> 00:05:16,642 Also work. 145 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:18,844 Doing work and hanging with dogs. 146 00:05:18,845 --> 00:05:21,113 That's my lifestyle. 147 00:05:24,251 --> 00:05:26,185 You're allergic to dogs, aren't you? Nope. 148 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:28,220 I just need an epipen because my happiness 149 00:05:28,221 --> 00:05:29,922 is making my throat close up. 150 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:33,325 Hand me the small dog, Santiago. 151 00:05:37,597 --> 00:05:40,266 So the burner phone that Doug Judy used 152 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:42,435 to contact the Pontiac bandit is at his mom's house. 153 00:05:42,436 --> 00:05:44,203 He's agreed to help us catch the bandit 154 00:05:44,204 --> 00:05:46,605 if we drop all charges against him. 155 00:05:46,606 --> 00:05:48,874 How many cars would you say this Pontiac bandit has stolen? 156 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,609 230 that I know of. 157 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:52,545 But the real number could be in the millions. 158 00:05:52,546 --> 00:05:54,547 You're not very good at math. 159 00:05:54,548 --> 00:05:56,248 What are the charges against Judy? 160 00:05:56,249 --> 00:05:57,483 12 counts of identity theft, 161 00:05:57,484 --> 00:05:59,051 but I've been chasing him for a month. 162 00:05:59,052 --> 00:06:00,619 Oh, a month? 163 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,755 I've been trying to catch the Pontiac bandit for eight years. 164 00:06:02,756 --> 00:06:03,789 You know how many months that is? 165 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:04,790 96. 166 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:06,859 80... 40... and 6 years, months. 167 00:06:06,893 --> 00:06:08,427 Do you need a math tutor? 168 00:06:08,428 --> 00:06:09,895 Because the department will provide one for you. 169 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,263 I can't tell if you're being serious. 170 00:06:11,264 --> 00:06:12,798 I'm on the fence here. 171 00:06:12,799 --> 00:06:15,401 Diaz caught him. 172 00:06:15,402 --> 00:06:16,602 It's your call. 173 00:06:16,603 --> 00:06:19,738 Look, this guy is for real. 1,000 push-ups. 174 00:06:19,739 --> 00:06:21,574 1,000 push-ups, really? Yes. 175 00:06:21,575 --> 00:06:24,443 Okay. I'm in. 176 00:06:24,444 --> 00:06:26,378 What's 1,000 push-ups? 177 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:27,713 Oh, we were in the academy together, 178 00:06:27,714 --> 00:06:29,148 and we hated all the drills, so now 179 00:06:29,149 --> 00:06:31,150 when we're on a case and one of us says 1,000 push-ups, 180 00:06:31,151 --> 00:06:33,052 it means I'm so sure I'm right 181 00:06:33,053 --> 00:06:34,653 that if I'm wrong, I'll do 1,000 push-ups. 182 00:06:34,654 --> 00:06:36,021 It's a pact we made. 183 00:06:36,056 --> 00:06:38,190 It really just means "trust me." And I do. 184 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:39,625 Okay. 185 00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:41,460 Make the deal. Yes! 186 00:06:41,461 --> 00:06:44,797 I've got you now, Pontiac bandit. Whoo! 187 00:06:44,798 --> 00:06:46,765 Feels good to finally say that in front of actual people 188 00:06:46,766 --> 00:06:47,867 instead of just the mirror. 189 00:06:50,259 --> 00:06:51,759 All right, so we grab the burner, catch the bandit, 190 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,661 become police legends. 191 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:56,697 My mom's car is here. She's home. 192 00:06:56,698 --> 00:06:57,732 Can I take these cuffs off? 193 00:06:57,733 --> 00:06:58,733 No way. 194 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:00,101 She doesn't know I'm a criminal. 195 00:07:00,102 --> 00:07:02,837 She thinks I own an architecture firm with all white employees. 196 00:07:02,871 --> 00:07:04,338 That's racist. 197 00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:06,007 Why stop there? Why not tell her you're an astronaut? 198 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,809 'Cause space is scary. 199 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:09,143 You saw what it did to Sandy bullock. 200 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,611 Yeah, I'm with him on this one. 201 00:07:10,612 --> 00:07:12,013 I'll stay on earth, thank you very much. 202 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,015 Yeah. 203 00:07:14,049 --> 00:07:15,416 Come on, Rosa. 204 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:17,285 We can play-act with his mom for two minutes to get a lead. 205 00:07:17,319 --> 00:07:19,353 Fine. 206 00:07:19,388 --> 00:07:23,057 One false move, and I tase you in front of your mom. 207 00:07:25,461 --> 00:07:28,162 Dougie! Oh, my beautiful boy. 208 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,965 Well, shouldn't you be at work? 209 00:07:30,966 --> 00:07:33,334 Never too busy to see my mama. Oh. 210 00:07:33,335 --> 00:07:37,705 Mama, this is my girlfriend Rosa. 211 00:07:37,706 --> 00:07:41,008 And this is my personal assistant. 212 00:07:41,009 --> 00:07:42,844 Mangy Carl. 213 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:45,413 Aw, it's nice to meet you. You can just call me Carl. 214 00:07:45,447 --> 00:07:47,515 Mangy Carl used to be a homeless gentleman. 215 00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:49,116 I work with a charity that finds jobs 216 00:07:49,151 --> 00:07:51,018 for down-on-their-luck white people. 217 00:07:51,019 --> 00:07:52,320 Oh... 218 00:07:52,354 --> 00:07:56,190 He's just a big, old angel. He's been so good to... 219 00:07:56,191 --> 00:07:57,458 The whites. 220 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,961 Yes, he is. 221 00:07:59,995 --> 00:08:01,562 Yeah. This guy. 222 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:02,562 Aw... 223 00:08:03,866 --> 00:08:05,800 Hey, speaking of which, we should probably grab that phone, 224 00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:09,036 you know, so you can get back to architecturals. 225 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,605 Yes, it's in the spare bedroom. 226 00:08:10,606 --> 00:08:13,140 I'll go with you. It's a mess. 227 00:08:13,175 --> 00:08:14,675 Actually, we can handle it on our own, ma'am. 228 00:08:14,676 --> 00:08:15,710 Thank you so much. 229 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:18,546 Why don't you just stay up here and... 230 00:08:18,547 --> 00:08:21,282 Chop it up with Rosa? 231 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,884 Well, that sounds nice. 232 00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:25,355 We can get to know each other a little. 233 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:27,088 I love getting to know people. 234 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,389 It's my jam. 235 00:08:31,059 --> 00:08:32,459 Oh, how good is this food? 236 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:34,127 I'm eating it. 237 00:08:34,162 --> 00:08:36,029 They accidentally put a stone in mine. 238 00:08:36,064 --> 00:08:38,065 Oh, no, no, no, no, that's the hoof! 239 00:08:38,099 --> 00:08:41,101 That's the best part of the stew! 240 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:42,469 Oh, man. 241 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:45,772 Think of it as marrow nugget wrapped in a thick toenail. 242 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:48,442 Mmm. 243 00:08:48,443 --> 00:08:50,010 Hey, did I tell you guys what the doctor said? 244 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:51,011 Mm-hmm. 245 00:08:51,012 --> 00:08:52,512 Couple times. 246 00:08:52,513 --> 00:08:54,815 But we'd love to hear it again. 247 00:08:54,816 --> 00:08:57,284 He said that if the bullet was a fraction of an inch to the left 248 00:08:57,285 --> 00:09:00,287 and two feet up, it woulda hit my brain. 249 00:09:00,288 --> 00:09:01,888 Oh... Yeah. 250 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:05,459 Oh... 251 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:09,997 "Back in the game. When can we meet?" 252 00:09:09,998 --> 00:09:13,166 Damn, you're a good assistant. I could get used to this. 253 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:14,368 How long till he usually gets back to you? 254 00:09:14,369 --> 00:09:16,737 Like ten minutes. Chill, mangy. 255 00:09:16,738 --> 00:09:18,538 I can't chill. I've never been this close before. 256 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:21,642 I gotta admit, your enthusiasm makes me want you to catch him. 257 00:09:21,643 --> 00:09:23,477 Thank you. 258 00:09:23,478 --> 00:09:24,978 Are these laserdiscs? 259 00:09:24,979 --> 00:09:26,413 Yeah, I robbed a tower records back in '92. 260 00:09:26,414 --> 00:09:27,948 Kept my faves. 261 00:09:27,949 --> 00:09:29,950 Doug Judy. Ooh. 262 00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:32,219 Blade runner, tron, oh! 263 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:33,453 Fievel goes west? 264 00:09:33,454 --> 00:09:35,822 Yes, sir. Love that little mouse. 265 00:09:35,823 --> 00:09:37,858 His journey... The story of America. 266 00:09:37,859 --> 00:09:39,393 I could not agree more. 267 00:09:39,394 --> 00:09:41,461 Fievel? Papa. 268 00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,330 Fievel! Papa! 269 00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:45,699 Fie-vel! Pa-pa! 270 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:46,700 Fie-vel! 271 00:09:46,701 --> 00:09:47,701 You guys having fun? 272 00:09:47,702 --> 00:09:48,935 Hey. 'Cause I'm not. 273 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,371 His mom put this stupid braid in my hair. 274 00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:52,372 Oh, looks beautiful. 275 00:09:52,407 --> 00:09:55,208 Yeah, it's kinda cute. 276 00:09:55,209 --> 00:09:57,044 Please have my children. 277 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,747 It's him. 278 00:10:00,748 --> 00:10:03,183 Parking lot on Flatbush and Vanderbilt in 15 minutes. 279 00:10:03,184 --> 00:10:04,545 Let's go. Wait, wait, wait. 280 00:10:04,552 --> 00:10:06,219 Diaz looks like a dirty criminal. 281 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,287 But you look like a cop, man. 282 00:10:07,288 --> 00:10:08,288 You can't go over there like that. 283 00:10:08,289 --> 00:10:11,491 What'd you have in mind? 284 00:10:11,492 --> 00:10:13,260 ♪ Don't call it a comeback 285 00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:14,761 ♪ I been here for years 286 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:16,129 ♪ Rockin' my peers and puttin' suckas in fear ♪ 287 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:19,199 ♪ Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon ♪ 288 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,234 ♪ Listen to the bass go boom 289 00:10:21,235 --> 00:10:23,036 ♪ Explosion overpowerin' 290 00:10:23,037 --> 00:10:25,872 ♪ Over the competition I'm towerin' ♪ 291 00:10:25,873 --> 00:10:28,842 I don't look like a cop now. 292 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,911 No, you look like a Boyz II Men Easter album. 293 00:10:30,912 --> 00:10:32,179 Burn. 294 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:34,147 That's not a burn, that's cool. 295 00:10:35,383 --> 00:10:37,484 Gina, we've been looking all over for you. 296 00:10:37,485 --> 00:10:38,952 You can't just disappear 297 00:10:38,953 --> 00:10:41,421 and leave a sign on your desk that says, "gone leavin'." 298 00:10:41,422 --> 00:10:42,556 I'm hiding from Charles. 299 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,558 I can't take him anymore. 300 00:10:44,592 --> 00:10:46,159 It's safe in here 301 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,062 'cause his scooter can't get up the steps in the hallway. 302 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:50,297 Gina, have some compassion. 303 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:52,199 Boyle got hurt doing something brave. 304 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,001 You didn't have to do physical therapy with him, Amy. 305 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,604 Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, push. 306 00:10:57,605 --> 00:11:00,574 Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, push. 307 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:02,976 All this cycling makes me feel like Lance Armstrong. 308 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:05,011 Like you use performance-enhancing drugs 309 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,446 and have one teste? 310 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,081 Wouldn't you like to know? 311 00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:10,417 How long can you possibly hide in here? 312 00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:12,152 I sent all the Captain's calls here, 313 00:11:12,153 --> 00:11:14,354 my phone battery's at 100% charge, 314 00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:16,490 and I have ten loose diner mints in my purse. 315 00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:19,059 This is my home now. 316 00:11:19,093 --> 00:11:22,462 I gotta say, the suit is growing on me. 317 00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:23,462 Looks good. 318 00:11:23,464 --> 00:11:25,409 Is it triple-breasted somehow? 319 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:26,466 There's no such thing. 320 00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:28,201 What about the girl in total recall? 321 00:11:28,236 --> 00:11:30,504 Mmm. Triple bitties. 322 00:11:30,505 --> 00:11:32,305 Triple bitties. Triple bitties. Yeah. 323 00:11:32,306 --> 00:11:33,306 Rosa... 324 00:11:33,307 --> 00:11:35,442 There's no sign of anyone. 325 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:36,443 You sure about this? 326 00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:37,477 1,000 push-ups. 327 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:39,780 Okay. 328 00:11:39,781 --> 00:11:42,582 Heads up. 329 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:45,986 Who the hell are you? Where's bill? 330 00:11:45,987 --> 00:11:47,320 He hadn't heard from you in a while, 331 00:11:47,321 --> 00:11:49,256 so he sent me to make sure everything was cool. 332 00:11:49,257 --> 00:11:50,357 Apparently it's not. 333 00:11:50,358 --> 00:11:51,725 Who are they? 334 00:11:51,726 --> 00:11:52,926 They're with me. 335 00:11:52,927 --> 00:11:55,629 This is the buyer. Carl Mangerman. 'Sup? 336 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,697 I don't know them, I don't trust them. 337 00:11:57,698 --> 00:12:00,167 He meets with you alone or it's off. 338 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,902 I'll text the address. 339 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:06,139 Come on! 340 00:12:06,174 --> 00:12:07,507 I promise you this. 341 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:11,178 They have not heard the last of Carl mangerman. 342 00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:15,515 Sergeant, I'd like you to meet Richard and Dan. 343 00:12:15,516 --> 00:12:16,516 They are puppies. 344 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:18,385 Very cute, sir. 345 00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:21,021 Maybe your twins would like some little, furry friends. 346 00:12:21,022 --> 00:12:23,757 I'm sorry, sir, but that's impossible. 347 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,091 With the twins learning how to walk, 348 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:27,127 chaos reigns at the Jeffords household. 349 00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:30,497 I can't let those innocent pups into that madhouse. 350 00:12:30,498 --> 00:12:32,098 Terry won't do you like that. 351 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,133 I understand. 352 00:12:33,134 --> 00:12:36,903 Just know you have disappointed... 353 00:12:36,904 --> 00:12:39,606 All three of us. 354 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,710 That's cold, sir. 355 00:12:43,744 --> 00:12:46,012 All right, it's worth the risk. 356 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,781 We send him in alone. 357 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:49,983 No, we do not. Something doesn't smell right to me. 358 00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:52,018 Could be my dad's suit. He died in it. 359 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:53,052 He died in it? 360 00:12:53,054 --> 00:12:56,890 Oh, man. 361 00:12:56,891 --> 00:12:58,959 They just sent the location. 362 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,827 Man, this dude is cautious. 363 00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:02,562 If I show up one minute late or I'm not alone, 364 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,097 he's done with me. 365 00:13:04,098 --> 00:13:05,565 This is your last shot. 366 00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,400 I can't let the Pontiac bandit get away. 367 00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:09,836 Put a wire on him, get a tactical team in as backup. 368 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:11,204 It's the only way. 369 00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:12,739 Doug Judy and I know this guy. You have to trust us. 370 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:13,740 Do I? 371 00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:14,875 One of you is a criminal, 372 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,276 and the other one is dressed like Steve Harvey. 373 00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:18,397 It's over. I'm ending this now. 374 00:13:18,412 --> 00:13:19,412 Sorry, Jake. 375 00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:21,248 Seriously? 376 00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:23,183 Yeah. 1,000 push-ups. 377 00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:25,085 Well, I raise you. 2,000 push-ups. 378 00:13:25,119 --> 00:13:27,020 What? That's not how this works. 379 00:13:27,021 --> 00:13:28,688 I said 1,000 push-ups, you have to back me up. 380 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:29,990 That's the pact, end of story. 381 00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:31,424 Well, I break the pact. 382 00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:34,227 I hope you understand how serious this is to me. 383 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:35,362 Come on, Rosa. 384 00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:37,864 Can't you read between the lines, man? 385 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:39,132 Don't quote die hard. 386 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,467 Sorry. 387 00:13:40,468 --> 00:13:42,035 But we're still sending him in alone. 388 00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:45,643 We need evidence, so get him talking. 389 00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:48,813 Ask questions about money, cars, specifics. 390 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:51,616 I'm getting kind of nervous, man. This dude is for real. 391 00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:52,750 You sure you got everything covered? 392 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:53,884 Yeah. 393 00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:55,620 There's a body on the back door, 394 00:13:55,621 --> 00:13:57,188 eyes on the side door, 395 00:13:57,222 --> 00:13:59,190 and two guys out on the corner. You're gonna be fine. 396 00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:00,258 What about choppers? 397 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:02,560 You got choppers? With snipers and rockets? 398 00:14:02,594 --> 00:14:04,395 No one has rocket choppers. 399 00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:08,266 Although that does sound amazing. 400 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,867 So, what'd I miss? 401 00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:12,737 Tell me all the jokes. Everything funny that happened. 402 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:15,139 Charles, we really need to get back to... 403 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,041 Hitchcock called himself Scully by accident. 404 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:20,411 I did. But it brought me and Scully closer together. 405 00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:21,746 That's great! 406 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:22,780 What else? 407 00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:24,015 Oh... 408 00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:27,051 Oh, I laughed too hard. Lost another highlighter. 409 00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:28,753 Does anyone have skinny forearms? 410 00:14:28,787 --> 00:14:29,920 Fine. 411 00:14:29,955 --> 00:14:32,923 Great. 412 00:14:34,926 --> 00:14:37,128 Yeah, it's way down there by my butt. 413 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:38,129 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's it. 414 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,463 Is that it? Yup. 415 00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:40,431 Oh, okay. Right there. 416 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:41,799 Ah! 417 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,467 Got it. 418 00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:46,170 Oh, my God. Where's my grandmother's ring? 419 00:14:46,171 --> 00:14:48,272 Oop. Found it. 420 00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,274 I'll be right back. 421 00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:52,310 Please get out of my way. I am physically disabled. 422 00:14:52,311 --> 00:14:53,868 Please get out of my way. 423 00:14:55,781 --> 00:14:57,448 Welcome to the Boyle-free zone. 424 00:14:57,449 --> 00:14:59,950 Please turn off all cell phones 425 00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:03,254 so as not to attract any unwanted attention. 426 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:04,922 Can I offer you a mint? 427 00:15:04,923 --> 00:15:07,792 We got eyes on the bandit. He's a block away. 428 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:09,460 You ready? 429 00:15:09,461 --> 00:15:11,329 You and me, Jakey. We were born ready. 430 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:12,763 Go, Judy, go. 431 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:19,837 We meet at last, Pontiac bandit. 432 00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:22,973 For eight years I've tracked you. 433 00:15:22,974 --> 00:15:26,210 And today I'm taking you down. 434 00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:27,292 Doug Judy, can you hear me? 435 00:15:27,312 --> 00:15:28,946 Say something to test the wire. 436 00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:30,014 Hey, Diaz... 437 00:15:30,048 --> 00:15:32,016 After we put the cuffs on this guy, 438 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,684 I'll be free for dinner. 439 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:35,186 You like spaghetti? 440 00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:37,655 And weed? 441 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,323 The mic works. 442 00:15:39,324 --> 00:15:40,991 My man. What's up? 443 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,326 Pleasure to see you again. 444 00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:43,694 Let's talk about cars. 445 00:15:43,729 --> 00:15:45,329 I got my shop up and running again. 446 00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:47,331 I can do anything you want. 447 00:15:47,332 --> 00:15:50,701 Blue cars, red cars, big cars, small cars, 448 00:15:50,736 --> 00:15:53,204 you know, cars. Cars are really great, aren't they? 449 00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:54,204 What is he doing? 450 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:57,575 Talking about cars. 451 00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:03,314 Boyle, where is everyone? 452 00:16:03,315 --> 00:16:04,648 Hiding from me in the evidence room. 453 00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,050 They think I don't know, 454 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,551 but Gina's been live tweeting the whole thing. 455 00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,553 She live tweets everything. 456 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:10,688 Ruined Downton Abbey for me. 457 00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:12,823 Maybe it was too soon for me to come back. 458 00:16:12,858 --> 00:16:14,358 I would've just stayed at home, 459 00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:15,693 but I was getting lonely and bored. 460 00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:18,095 One day I looked out the window for four hours. 461 00:16:18,096 --> 00:16:20,498 I didn't see anything. 462 00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:22,032 Huh. 463 00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,701 You know what else is great about cars? 464 00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:26,537 The way they look. How they stop, how they start. 465 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,005 That's it. I'm calling it. 466 00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,039 No! 467 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,374 Move, people, we're going in now. 468 00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:39,183 On your knees! Hands on your head! 469 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:40,918 Gotcha, Pontiac bandit. 470 00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:42,319 Where's Doug Judy? 471 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,855 He went to the bathroom. 472 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:45,890 I'm just here to give him a haircut. 473 00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:46,891 I don't know what's going on. 474 00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:48,259 A likely story, Pontiac... 475 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,494 But actually you do have a lot of hair products. 476 00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:51,629 He's gone. He ran. 477 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:52,997 Why would he do that? 478 00:16:53,031 --> 00:16:55,099 He helped us catch the Pontiac bandit. That was the deal. 479 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,567 Doesn't make any sense unless... 480 00:16:56,568 --> 00:16:58,202 Doug Judy is the Pontiac bandit. 481 00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:00,771 Put out an APB. 482 00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:02,773 Seal off everything for a 20-block radius. 483 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:04,408 Yeah, don't bother looking for me. 484 00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:06,210 I'm in the wind. 485 00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:07,711 If you're close enough for me to hear you, 486 00:17:07,712 --> 00:17:09,413 you're close enough for me to catch you. 487 00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,449 Nah, I got a relay set up, brother. 488 00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:14,518 So if you're the Pontiac bandit, who's this joker? 489 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:16,520 Couple of years ago you were getting really close, 490 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,189 so I started telling all my associates 491 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,891 if they ever get caught, they should describe me as... 492 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:23,494 Asian dude, 5'8", spiky hair. 493 00:17:23,495 --> 00:17:24,762 Wears diamond earrings and has a... 494 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:26,197 British accent. 495 00:17:26,198 --> 00:17:28,065 So then you hired a guy who matched that exact description. 496 00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:29,400 No, no, no, no, no, no. 497 00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:32,203 That's my barber Norman Lee. He gave me the idea. 498 00:17:32,204 --> 00:17:34,205 You know, if you can't come in, I do house calls. 499 00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,506 You just text me a location 500 00:17:35,507 --> 00:17:37,808 and I could be there in half an hour. 501 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:39,410 Good to know. 502 00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:41,345 You know, you should actually use him while he's there. 503 00:17:41,346 --> 00:17:42,913 He'll give you a dope fade. 504 00:17:42,914 --> 00:17:45,549 I get dope enough fades from my current barber, thank you. 505 00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,117 So you dragged us over here, went in there, 506 00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,152 pretended to talk, and then snuck out the basement. 507 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:49,620 Am I right? 508 00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:51,989 The basement connected to another basement! 509 00:17:52,023 --> 00:17:53,891 Which connected to a garage, 510 00:17:53,892 --> 00:17:55,259 which is where my boy picked me up. 511 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,628 Your boy? 512 00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:58,662 Oh, that guy from the meet-up. 513 00:17:58,697 --> 00:18:00,130 He works for you. 514 00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:01,799 He pretended to be spooked by me and Diaz 515 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,367 in the parking lot to make sure that 516 00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:04,935 we let you go to the next meeting by yourself. 517 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,704 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! 518 00:18:06,705 --> 00:18:08,072 You win a Teddy bear! 519 00:18:08,106 --> 00:18:09,840 You lied to me, Doug Judy. 520 00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:12,510 Gotta be honest, I'm pretty disappointed right now. 521 00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:14,078 I mean, was that even really your mom? 522 00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:15,412 Hell yeah, that's my real mom. 523 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:18,716 I wanted to see her one last time before I disappeared. 524 00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:20,518 I told you I was sensitive, Rosa. 525 00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:21,852 Yeah, you did. 526 00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:23,954 Why don't you come back here and take me out to dinner? 527 00:18:23,955 --> 00:18:25,990 Ah... 528 00:18:25,991 --> 00:18:27,558 I know you're trying to trap me. 529 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,160 But crazy thing is I'm tempted! 530 00:18:30,161 --> 00:18:31,495 That's how hot I find you. 531 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,697 Sorry it had to go down this way, Peralta. 532 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,833 Maybe we could've been friends in another world. 533 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,034 If I hadn't just fooled you 534 00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,502 like a little bitch! 535 00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:43,107 Bitch! 536 00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:44,819 'Kay. 537 00:18:49,577 --> 00:18:50,944 Hey, Captain, we thought we'd 538 00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:52,312 get more work done in here, because... 539 00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:53,980 You're all hiding from Boyle. 540 00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:55,081 Not me, Captain. 541 00:18:55,115 --> 00:18:56,115 I was napping. 542 00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:57,517 That's worse. 543 00:18:57,518 --> 00:18:58,918 Captain, we all think Boyle's a hero, 544 00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:01,754 but it's very difficult to be around him right now. 545 00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:03,423 I was in the bathroom with him, sir. 546 00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:05,124 It was a nightmare. 547 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,292 Hey, sarge, 548 00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:08,061 this cast has a special crotch hole. 549 00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,330 It's like a doggy door for my penis. 550 00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,632 Shake. 551 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,069 That man took a bullet for this precinct. 552 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:19,005 He's a guy who's always looking for love and friendship. 553 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:21,241 And he needs it now more than ever. 554 00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,109 But you all turned your backs on him. 555 00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:26,179 And you should all be ashamed of yourselves. 556 00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:30,617 I'm sorry. Those puppies are so cute. 557 00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:32,919 They do undercut your Tone a bit, sir. 558 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,154 But on the plus side, 559 00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:37,590 I think I know what to do with them. 560 00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:40,426 Detective Boyle. 561 00:19:40,427 --> 00:19:44,964 I think you might be able to give these dogs a good home. 562 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,666 Ah... 563 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,867 You are off the scooter. 564 00:19:47,868 --> 00:19:49,836 If you have fallen, please call a doctor. 565 00:19:49,837 --> 00:19:51,404 Oh, Captain... 566 00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:52,805 I don't know if I should... okay. 567 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,240 Oh... 568 00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:57,277 That tickles. 569 00:19:57,278 --> 00:20:00,813 They like me so much! 570 00:20:02,149 --> 00:20:03,283 Are you crying, Santiago? 571 00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:05,418 I'm so allergic. 572 00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:07,654 Can you tell the scooter to call an ambulance? 573 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,757 Hey. 574 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,058 So... 575 00:20:12,092 --> 00:20:13,760 I went back to the mom's house. 576 00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:15,862 Unsurprisingly a dead end. 577 00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:17,730 I got a lot of work to do, Peralta. 578 00:20:17,731 --> 00:20:18,731 Wait. 579 00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:20,033 I want to say something. 580 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:21,567 We've worked together long enough that I know 581 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,036 how much you hate apologies. 582 00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:25,638 I just want to ask you to join the Doug Judy case. 583 00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:27,473 Officially, as partners. 584 00:20:27,474 --> 00:20:31,010 I want to catch this guy, and I can't do it without you. 585 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:33,746 No, you can't. 586 00:20:33,747 --> 00:20:35,515 Now I bee I owe you 1,000 push-ups. 587 00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:37,183 I don't care about the push-ups, Jake. 588 00:20:37,217 --> 00:20:38,651 I care that you didn't honor our pact. 589 00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:40,086 I've always trusted you, 590 00:20:40,087 --> 00:20:41,421 and when you did that it made me feel like you don't trust me. 591 00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:43,356 I know, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 592 00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:44,490 No, it won't. 593 00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:46,292 Now get down on the floor. 594 00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:48,161 What? You just said you didn't care about the push-ups. 595 00:20:48,195 --> 00:20:50,029 I changed my mind. 596 00:20:50,064 --> 00:20:51,864 Fair enough. 597 00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:55,301 A pact's a pact. 598 00:20:57,938 --> 00:21:00,940 One, two, three... 599 00:21:00,941 --> 00:21:02,809 612... 600 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,077 Night, Peralta. 601 00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:07,814 Night. 602 00:21:07,815 --> 00:21:10,917 613... 603 00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:12,385 Hey, Ronald. 604 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:18,891 1,000... 605 00:21:18,926 --> 00:21:22,028 Is so many push-ups. I'm never gonna make it. 606 00:21:22,062 --> 00:21:23,396 What am I at? 607 00:21:23,397 --> 00:21:24,664 901. 608 00:21:24,698 --> 00:21:26,499 Thank you, Captain. 609 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,867 You said 2,000, remember? 610 00:21:27,868 --> 00:21:28,868 Agh! 611 00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:31,404 I shoulda trusted you! 612 00:21:31,405 --> 00:21:35,310 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.Com/