1 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,019 Charles, this is exciting. 2 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:10,453 - Medal of valor. - I know. 3 00:00:10,454 --> 00:00:11,554 For getting shot in the butt. 4 00:00:13,691 --> 00:00:16,726 Oh, my butt! 5 00:00:16,727 --> 00:00:18,228 For exceptional acts of heroism 6 00:00:18,229 --> 00:00:20,129 or voluntary risk of personal safety. 7 00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:21,764 But, you know, six of one. 8 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:24,234 This is one of the NYPD's highest honors. 9 00:00:24,235 --> 00:00:28,104 Today is your day, Detective Boyle. 10 00:00:28,138 --> 00:00:30,306 Heroism can't be measured by a piece of metal. 11 00:00:30,307 --> 00:00:31,507 But what else can we do 12 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,543 to recognize the brave officers 13 00:00:33,544 --> 00:00:35,511 that have put their lives on the line? 14 00:00:35,546 --> 00:00:38,615 It is my great honor to present the medal of valor 15 00:00:38,616 --> 00:00:42,452 to Detective Charles Boyle... 16 00:00:42,486 --> 00:00:44,754 And sergeant peanut butter. 17 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:54,764 Oh, my God. 18 00:00:54,765 --> 00:00:56,366 Charles is getting the same medal as a horse. 19 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,501 At least Boyle was announced first. 20 00:00:58,502 --> 00:01:00,136 Because the horse outranks him. 21 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:01,337 This is amazing. 22 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:03,072 That's enough, Peralta. 23 00:01:03,107 --> 00:01:04,307 This is a huge honor, 24 00:01:04,308 --> 00:01:05,742 and nothing can take that away from him. 25 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:07,744 The horse is pooping on the stage. 26 00:01:07,745 --> 00:01:09,712 Sergeant peanut butter is pooping on the stage. 27 00:01:10,748 --> 00:01:14,556 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 28 00:01:33,737 --> 00:01:34,737 Peralta. 29 00:01:34,738 --> 00:01:35,871 Santiago. 30 00:01:35,872 --> 00:01:36,906 The bet ends today. 31 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:38,608 Are you ready? I was born ready. 32 00:01:38,642 --> 00:01:39,909 To lose? The whole question was, 33 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:40,910 "are you ready to lose?" 34 00:01:40,911 --> 00:01:42,211 And you said you were born that way. 35 00:01:42,246 --> 00:01:43,412 Twist my words all you want. 36 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:44,914 Okay. I'm winning this bet. 37 00:01:44,915 --> 00:01:46,048 - No. - What bet? 38 00:01:46,049 --> 00:01:47,049 What are you guys talking about? 39 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:48,618 Seriously? The bet? 40 00:01:48,652 --> 00:01:50,052 They've been keeping score all year. 41 00:01:50,053 --> 00:01:51,053 It comes up all the time. 42 00:01:51,054 --> 00:01:52,755 What are you doing all day? 43 00:01:52,756 --> 00:01:54,657 Nothing. Why, you wanna hang out? 44 00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:56,592 A year ago today, Peralta and I made a bet 45 00:01:56,593 --> 00:01:58,261 to prove who's a better Detective. 46 00:01:58,262 --> 00:02:00,730 Whoever makes more felony arrests, wins. 47 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:02,098 What are the stakes? 48 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,900 And don't say money, because I know you're in debt. 49 00:02:04,935 --> 00:02:06,869 If you really knew anything about me, 50 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,271 you would've said "crushing debt," 51 00:02:08,272 --> 00:02:09,505 and I'll bet whatever, 52 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:10,740 'cause there's no way I'm losing. 53 00:02:10,774 --> 00:02:12,975 What about your car? Oh! 54 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:14,377 That thing is a date magnet. 55 00:02:14,378 --> 00:02:16,779 I mean, how many girls have you made out with in that car? 56 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:19,448 Six? Well, I'm gonna win, so sure. 57 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:21,484 Let's bet the car. 58 00:02:21,518 --> 00:02:22,652 Yes. 59 00:02:22,686 --> 00:02:23,686 No, Jakey, no! 60 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,087 That car is your superpower. 61 00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:27,023 Thor would never wager his hammer. 62 00:02:27,024 --> 00:02:29,592 Neil Patrick Harris would never wager his showmanship. 63 00:02:29,593 --> 00:02:30,760 Losing that car will be the worst thing 64 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:31,827 in the world for you. 65 00:02:31,828 --> 00:02:32,828 Well, what's the worst thing 66 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:34,430 in the world for you, Santiago? 67 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:36,299 Being one of those girls in Jake's car. 68 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,633 Okay, okay, okay. 69 00:02:37,634 --> 00:02:39,101 Then it is settled. 70 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:42,004 If Peralta loses, Santiago gets his car. 71 00:02:42,005 --> 00:02:45,374 If Santiago loses, she goes for a date in said car. 72 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:46,409 Game on. 73 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,810 Game on. 74 00:02:47,844 --> 00:02:49,712 Wow, your handshake is quite firm. 75 00:02:49,746 --> 00:02:50,745 I took a seminar. 76 00:02:50,747 --> 00:02:51,781 Where? 77 00:02:51,815 --> 00:02:53,449 And the score is all tied up. 78 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:55,217 But not for long. 79 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,420 For in eight hours, I will win the bet 80 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:59,088 and take Santiago on the worst date 81 00:02:59,089 --> 00:03:00,523 in the history of the world. 82 00:03:00,524 --> 00:03:02,725 Attention. 83 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:03,759 After today's shift, I'd like everyone 84 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,161 join me at the bar for drinks 85 00:03:05,162 --> 00:03:08,297 in honor of Detective Boyle and his medal of valor. 86 00:03:08,332 --> 00:03:10,299 Oh, my God, is peanut butter gonna be there? 87 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,401 That horse is a damn hero. 88 00:03:12,436 --> 00:03:14,070 Peanut butter will not be joining us. 89 00:03:14,071 --> 00:03:16,706 He's being feted by the united nations. 90 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,141 As you were. 91 00:03:19,176 --> 00:03:21,344 Pen. You... ow! 92 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:22,611 Rolly chair! 93 00:03:22,612 --> 00:03:24,413 Gina's desk! Oh, Jake. 94 00:03:24,414 --> 00:03:26,415 No! 95 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:29,785 Captain, hey. 96 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,487 You're looking stoic today, 97 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:33,989 like a wise old oak. 98 00:03:34,024 --> 00:03:35,624 I'm not gonna give you more cases 99 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,793 so you can win your bet with Santiago. 100 00:03:37,828 --> 00:03:39,462 What? Oh, right, the bet. 101 00:03:39,463 --> 00:03:41,630 Totally forgot about that. 102 00:03:41,665 --> 00:03:43,265 Well, granted, this friendly competition 103 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,534 has led to you and Santiago putting in more hours 104 00:03:45,535 --> 00:03:48,437 and arresting more perps, especially this last week. 105 00:03:48,472 --> 00:03:51,507 Up by one, Peralta. 106 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:52,742 Anything you want to say to your car 107 00:03:52,743 --> 00:03:55,277 before you never see it again? Hmm? 108 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:58,447 Hey, Santiago, do you have any dietary restrictions 109 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:00,082 that medieval times should know about? 110 00:04:00,117 --> 00:04:01,517 Yes, 3-1-1? 111 00:04:01,518 --> 00:04:03,953 What's the safest way to set a car on fire? 112 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:06,255 Ooh. Hmm! 113 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,524 Both of you have done exemplary work, 114 00:04:08,525 --> 00:04:09,759 which I appreciate. 115 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,994 And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators 116 00:04:11,995 --> 00:04:12,994 on your face. 117 00:04:12,996 --> 00:04:14,597 However, you are colleagues, 118 00:04:14,598 --> 00:04:16,499 and the fallout from this bet has the potential 119 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,768 to put a strain on your professional relationship. 120 00:04:18,802 --> 00:04:20,269 Only if I lose. 121 00:04:20,270 --> 00:04:21,504 I'm a terrible sport. 122 00:04:21,538 --> 00:04:23,372 Cases will be assigned as they usually are. 123 00:04:23,407 --> 00:04:26,409 Dismissed. 124 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:32,748 Captain, you look... No. 125 00:04:36,753 --> 00:04:38,454 Rosa, hey, would you like to share 126 00:04:38,455 --> 00:04:39,655 a cup of coffee with me? 127 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,791 I got some gorgeous new coffee beans. 128 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,159 Sure, that sounds great. 129 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:45,194 Isn't that, like, your fifth cup of coffee today? 130 00:04:45,228 --> 00:04:46,529 I'm trying to counteract 131 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:48,564 the drowsiness from my pain meds. 132 00:04:48,565 --> 00:04:49,698 I took a double dose 133 00:04:49,699 --> 00:04:51,834 after the incident at the ceremony. 134 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:55,237 Bring peanut butter forward... forward. 135 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:57,873 Uh, can the little guy take a big step back, please? 136 00:04:57,908 --> 00:04:59,275 My name is Charles Boyle. 137 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:01,544 I won the same medal as this horse. 138 00:05:03,246 --> 00:05:05,281 The footage from my fall led the local news, 139 00:05:05,282 --> 00:05:07,383 so who's the hero now, peanut butter? 140 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:09,251 Peanut butter. 141 00:05:09,252 --> 00:05:11,620 Gina, you're just trying to hurt me 142 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:14,190 to distract yourself from your own internal pain. 143 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:17,059 Also, you should use less conditioner, 144 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:20,062 because this is a flat mess. 145 00:05:20,096 --> 00:05:22,364 What's going on with Boyle? 146 00:05:22,399 --> 00:05:23,899 His pain meds are making him weird. 147 00:05:23,934 --> 00:05:27,136 Oh, okay. Yes. 148 00:05:27,137 --> 00:05:28,237 This happened to my dad 149 00:05:28,238 --> 00:05:30,573 when he got his vasectomy un-reversed. 150 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:33,042 You get all relaxed and you have no filter 151 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:35,478 and you just start dropping truth bombs on everyone. 152 00:05:35,512 --> 00:05:38,414 Oh, that explains the elevator. 153 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:40,883 I'm worried you don't find me interesting. 154 00:05:40,917 --> 00:05:43,452 I'm gonna pretend someone texted me. 155 00:05:43,453 --> 00:05:46,355 Bloop. 156 00:05:47,457 --> 00:05:50,192 Gina, please keep an eye on Boyle today. 157 00:05:50,193 --> 00:05:51,760 He's gonna say something to the wrong person 158 00:05:51,761 --> 00:05:52,928 and get himself punched. 159 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:54,530 Sure, I'd love to see Charles get punched. 160 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:55,731 Try again? 161 00:05:55,732 --> 00:05:58,267 I will stop Charles from getting punched. 162 00:05:58,301 --> 00:05:59,301 Correct. 163 00:05:59,302 --> 00:06:01,937 Great. 164 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:04,006 Ladies and gentlemen, 165 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,209 I present Carl Laudson, who stole $3,000. 166 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:09,745 Santiago takes the lead with one minute left. 167 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:11,280 Suck it, Peralta. 168 00:06:11,314 --> 00:06:12,314 Oh, no. 169 00:06:12,315 --> 00:06:13,949 That's right, "oh, no." 170 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,351 Oh, no. You don't seem worried. 171 00:06:15,352 --> 00:06:16,352 Why aren't you worried? 172 00:06:16,353 --> 00:06:18,287 Bring in the Johns. 173 00:06:18,288 --> 00:06:20,022 I ran a prostitution sting through vice 174 00:06:20,023 --> 00:06:22,057 and arrested 30 guys for soliciting. 175 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:23,225 That's not a felony. 176 00:06:23,226 --> 00:06:24,593 It is when it's your second offense, 177 00:06:24,594 --> 00:06:27,129 which is the case for ten of these gentlemen. 178 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:30,332 Four of them are actually named John. 179 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:31,467 Ironic. 180 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:33,068 Anyhoo, ten more for Peralta. 181 00:06:33,069 --> 00:06:34,069 Accept your fate. 182 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,137 Never. 183 00:06:35,138 --> 00:06:40,175 Five, four, three, two, one. No. 184 00:06:40,176 --> 00:06:43,279 Jake wins, Amy loses. 185 00:06:43,313 --> 00:06:47,883 ♪ Celebrate good times come on! ♪ 186 00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:49,652 ♪ Let's celebrate 187 00:06:49,653 --> 00:06:51,587 Look! 188 00:06:51,588 --> 00:06:56,158 ♪ Celebrate good times, come on! ♪ Whoo! 189 00:06:56,159 --> 00:06:58,761 Amy Santiago, you have made me 190 00:06:58,762 --> 00:07:00,529 the happiest man on earth. 191 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,698 I spent $1 on this ring. 192 00:07:02,699 --> 00:07:04,867 Will you go on the worst date ever with me? 193 00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:06,268 You have to say yes. 194 00:07:06,303 --> 00:07:07,469 Yes. 195 00:07:07,504 --> 00:07:09,505 She said yes! 196 00:07:09,506 --> 00:07:10,973 She said yes. 197 00:07:11,007 --> 00:07:14,009 This is for you. 198 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:21,684 Amy Santiago, date time. 199 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:23,113 Time to date. 200 00:07:23,114 --> 00:07:25,615 Peralta, this outfit is ridiculous. 201 00:07:25,649 --> 00:07:26,783 Chop chop. 202 00:07:26,784 --> 00:07:27,784 There's plenty of embarrassing to do 203 00:07:27,785 --> 00:07:31,721 and only a few hours to do it in. 204 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:32,922 Happy? 205 00:07:32,957 --> 00:07:34,324 Oh, yeah. 206 00:07:34,325 --> 00:07:36,392 You look like every girl at every bat mitzvah 207 00:07:36,393 --> 00:07:37,660 I ever had a crush on. 208 00:07:37,695 --> 00:07:39,829 Let's see the bow. 209 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:41,731 Just like Jenny Gildenhorn. 210 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,133 Why do I wish you had braces? 211 00:07:43,134 --> 00:07:44,601 Should we get you braces? 212 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:45,601 No, that's too much. 213 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:48,838 Here I come. 214 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:49,839 Nice shorts. 215 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:50,840 Thank you. Believe it or not, 216 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:52,108 they were not very expensive. 217 00:07:52,143 --> 00:07:53,877 Do I really have to wear this all night? 218 00:07:53,878 --> 00:07:54,911 You know the rules. 219 00:07:54,912 --> 00:07:56,346 The date starts now and ends at midnight. 220 00:07:56,347 --> 00:07:57,380 I decide what you wear, 221 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:58,748 what you eat, and where we go. 222 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:02,519 Oh, and there is one more rule. 223 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,888 No matter what happens, 224 00:08:04,889 --> 00:08:06,956 you're not allowed to fall in love with me. 225 00:08:06,991 --> 00:08:09,993 Won't be a problem. 226 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:16,466 Detective Boyle, I just wanted to say congratulations. 227 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,823 Your medal was well-deserved. 228 00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:19,068 Thank you, sir. 229 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:20,470 Your breath is terrible. 230 00:08:20,471 --> 00:08:22,539 Charles, can I speak with you? 231 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,407 Hey, where's Rosa? 232 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:26,042 I haven't seen her all night. 233 00:08:26,043 --> 00:08:27,610 Did you know my wife pays me alimony? 234 00:08:27,611 --> 00:08:29,746 Okay, let's take a seat. 235 00:08:29,747 --> 00:08:31,548 I'm gonna keep an eye on you all night, little buddy. 236 00:08:31,549 --> 00:08:32,749 Okay. Thanks. 237 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:33,750 Hey, baby. 238 00:08:33,751 --> 00:08:36,586 Hey, baby. Happy you made it. 239 00:08:36,587 --> 00:08:39,122 Captain, I'd like you to meet my wife, Sharon. 240 00:08:39,123 --> 00:08:40,223 It's so wonderful to meet you. 241 00:08:40,224 --> 00:08:41,591 I've heard such great things about you. 242 00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:42,592 And you. 243 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:44,360 Your husband is a real hero. 244 00:08:44,361 --> 00:08:45,728 If you ask me, he should've been up there 245 00:08:45,729 --> 00:08:46,863 with Detective Boyle today. 246 00:08:46,897 --> 00:08:47,964 What for? 247 00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:49,813 For saving my life. 248 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,435 He means metaphorically. 249 00:08:52,436 --> 00:08:54,270 You know, saving him from all that paperwork. 250 00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:56,487 Paper cuts are a slow death, baby. 251 00:08:56,507 --> 00:08:58,408 No, I was referring to how he threw his body 252 00:08:58,409 --> 00:08:59,909 at an emotionally disturbed criminal 253 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,110 who was trying to kill me. 254 00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:03,112 Nooo! 255 00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:07,817 He did what? 256 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:11,043 Are you back in the field? 257 00:09:11,055 --> 00:09:13,189 Oh. I have caused a problem. 258 00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:17,193 I think I am... 259 00:09:17,194 --> 00:09:18,828 Getting a text message. 260 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,096 Bloop. 261 00:09:20,097 --> 00:09:23,600 Ah. There it is. 262 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,182 Why is this the first I'm hearing about this? 263 00:09:25,202 --> 00:09:27,270 I thought I told you. 264 00:09:27,271 --> 00:09:29,038 Remember when you were half asleep 265 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:30,773 watching the news and the babies were quiet, 266 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:32,642 and I said, real low, "hey, baby. 267 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:33,977 I'm back in the field. You want something to eat?" 268 00:09:33,978 --> 00:09:35,044 And you were like, "what?" 269 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:36,246 And I was like, "you want something to eat?" 270 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:37,513 And you said, "sure." 271 00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:40,155 And I got you an oatmeal cookie? 272 00:09:40,184 --> 00:09:41,451 Remember? 273 00:09:41,452 --> 00:09:44,320 You are a piece of work, Terrance. 274 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:47,746 Oh, damn. She called me Terrance. 275 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:50,026 I'm doomed. 276 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:54,864 Hot date coming through. 277 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,333 Hey, attention, everyone. 278 00:09:57,334 --> 00:10:01,237 Now I know that tonight is Boyle's big night. 279 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,743 But let's forget about that completely for a moment 280 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:10,018 and admire and comment on every terrible aspect of this. 281 00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:14,106 Permission to go to the bathroom? 282 00:10:14,118 --> 00:10:15,652 Granted. First of three. 283 00:10:15,653 --> 00:10:17,820 Use them wisely. 284 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:19,989 Hey. 285 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,124 Congrats again, buddy. 286 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,725 I really am proud of you. 287 00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:24,227 Still wearing the medal, huh? 288 00:10:24,261 --> 00:10:26,062 Yes, I want women to be impressed by me. 289 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:28,298 All right. 290 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:29,999 Well, I'm sorry that I can't stay, 291 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:32,435 but I have a terrible night planned for Amy. 292 00:10:32,436 --> 00:10:34,637 First up is the mall photo studio, 293 00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:36,539 where we'll take our official date portrait. 294 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:38,141 The picture will be the two of us 295 00:10:38,175 --> 00:10:39,842 playing one saxophone. 296 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:42,145 Then some peel-and-eat shrimp for dinner 297 00:10:42,146 --> 00:10:44,614 at a dangerously cheap seafood restaurant. 298 00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:46,749 And then I've contracted a youth choir 299 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:47,950 to serenade us. 300 00:10:47,985 --> 00:10:52,388 ♪ Santiago Santiago 301 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,556 ♪ Santiago 302 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:54,590 ♪ Santiago ♪ 303 00:10:54,591 --> 00:10:57,193 ♪ You suck so bad 304 00:10:57,194 --> 00:10:58,294 Yes! 305 00:10:58,295 --> 00:10:59,929 They'll sing to her at midnight 306 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,364 the middle of Times Square. 307 00:11:01,365 --> 00:11:03,599 She and 500 German tourists 308 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,501 will savor that memory for all times. 309 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,036 Jake, do you know why little boys 310 00:11:07,037 --> 00:11:08,971 pull little girls' pigtails on playgrounds? 311 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:10,106 'Cause they're so easy to grab. 312 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:11,507 They're just begging to be pulled. 313 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:12,775 Because they like the girls, 314 00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:13,776 and that's the only way they know 315 00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:14,744 how to get their attention. 316 00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:16,346 What are you saying? 317 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,681 All of this teasing, this elaborate date, 318 00:11:18,682 --> 00:11:20,616 somewhere down deep, you like Amy. 319 00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:21,851 Like, "like her," like her. 320 00:11:21,885 --> 00:11:23,853 Okay, that's straight-up insanity. 321 00:11:23,887 --> 00:11:25,221 How much did you spend on tonight? 322 00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:27,824 $1,400, but all of it's on credit cards, 323 00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,992 so it's, like, $5 a month for the next 2,000 years. 324 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,094 I do not like Amy! 325 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:32,929 You're putting a lot of effort into a joke. 326 00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,030 Why don't you sit down 327 00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:35,031 and have a real conversation with her? 328 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:36,566 Okay, Boyle, 329 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:39,268 you live in your ex-wife's new boyfriend's basement. 330 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,770 I'm not taking advice from you. 331 00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:41,938 Hup. 332 00:11:41,972 --> 00:11:45,742 I'm ashamed of my living situation. 333 00:11:45,776 --> 00:11:48,111 Rosa, why are you sequestered 334 00:11:48,145 --> 00:11:49,846 over by this old cell phone? 335 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,781 I'm avoiding Boyle and his truth bombs. 336 00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:56,285 I sometimes worry I'm gonna become you. 337 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,787 He keeps saying he wants to talk to me. 338 00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:59,188 I'm afraid he's gonna tell me he loves me 339 00:11:59,189 --> 00:12:01,157 or propose marriage or something. 340 00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:02,291 Oh, my God. 341 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,060 That makes me kind of want to cry. 342 00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:06,596 He dove in front of those bullets for me. 343 00:12:06,597 --> 00:12:07,830 I can't be mean to him. 344 00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:09,966 I watched him make coffee 345 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,768 for 28 minutes this morning. 346 00:12:11,769 --> 00:12:13,202 But I also can't lead him on. 347 00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:15,505 Captain Holt told me not to let him get hurt tonight. 348 00:12:15,506 --> 00:12:18,508 So I'll keep him away from you. 349 00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:21,544 Have you seen Rosa? 350 00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:23,379 Rosa died eight years ago. 351 00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:26,482 Come on. Let's get you a drink. 352 00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:28,050 Excuse me, everyone. 353 00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:31,187 Santiago and I will be performing the steerage jig 354 00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:32,655 from the film Titanic, 355 00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:34,223 which we have prepared for 356 00:12:34,258 --> 00:12:35,825 in no way, shape, or form. 357 00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:36,859 Romantic. 358 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,161 No, embarrassing. 359 00:12:38,195 --> 00:12:39,662 Milady. 360 00:12:45,869 --> 00:12:47,670 You look pretty. I hate your guts. 361 00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:49,939 Channel that passion into the dance. 362 00:12:49,973 --> 00:12:51,974 Peralta. Scully, tag in. 363 00:12:51,975 --> 00:12:54,110 Okay. Keep spinning. 364 00:12:54,111 --> 00:12:56,212 Yes. One of our informants just called. 365 00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:57,213 We've been tracking a crew 366 00:12:57,214 --> 00:12:58,535 that lifts cargo out of Laguardia. 367 00:12:58,549 --> 00:13:00,183 The C.I. knows where the trucks unload, 368 00:13:00,184 --> 00:13:01,785 so I need you to stake out the drop site. 369 00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:04,253 Oh, sir, I'm right in the middle 370 00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,255 of this date and I cannot reschedule. 371 00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:08,958 I have far, far too many non-refundable deposits. 372 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,194 I'm renting a tiger cub by the hour. 373 00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:12,762 For what? Don't even know. 374 00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:13,863 Waiting for inspiration. 375 00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:16,365 Well, this is not a negotiation, so go. 376 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,402 All right, fine, but I'm taking Santiago with me. 377 00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:21,838 As soon as we're done, it's back to the date. 378 00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:23,406 Darling. 379 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:24,674 Brief pause. Duty calls. 380 00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:28,044 Oh, thank God. 381 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,278 Gina, tag in? 382 00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:31,614 No, not even if it would cure cancer. 383 00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:34,650 Okay. 384 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:40,157 Look, baby, I'm sorry, 385 00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,726 but Captain's life was in danger. 386 00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:44,895 I just did what I had to do. 387 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,997 It was an impulse decision. 388 00:13:47,032 --> 00:13:50,167 Well, I guess I can understand that. 389 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,869 Sharon. 390 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:52,970 I have to apologize. 391 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,838 I want to assure you that the call 392 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,173 to put sergeant Jeffords back in the field 393 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:59,677 wasn't a spur-of-the-moment, impulse decision. 394 00:13:59,678 --> 00:14:02,279 It's been in the works for a few months now. 395 00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:05,950 Terry said it just happened. 396 00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:11,322 I think you two need to get your stories straight. 397 00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:14,792 Perhaps I should stop talking to your wife. 398 00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:17,127 That's a good call. Captain. 399 00:14:17,162 --> 00:14:19,063 Sharon. 400 00:14:20,665 --> 00:14:21,664 I'm so happy 401 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,200 to be out of that dress. 402 00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:24,668 It was weirdly hot. 403 00:14:24,703 --> 00:14:25,869 Oh, yeah, it's probably because 404 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,871 it was a cotton and plastic blend. 405 00:14:27,906 --> 00:14:29,206 But not to worry. 406 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:30,574 We're gonna catch these guys 407 00:14:30,609 --> 00:14:32,176 and get back to the worst date of your life. 408 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:33,244 No. 409 00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:34,378 Nothing will ever be worse 410 00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,347 than the date I had with my aunt's dentist. 411 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:37,648 You should try some of this. 412 00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:40,150 Okay. 413 00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:42,553 Oh. Okay. Hold on. Hmm? 414 00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:45,289 Yeah, dessert is out of the question. 415 00:14:46,524 --> 00:14:47,758 What was your worst date ever? 416 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,261 I think it's, like, a 50-way tie. 417 00:14:50,262 --> 00:14:52,830 The last lady I went out with burst into tears 418 00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:55,499 when I told her I was a Gemini. 419 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,734 Wow. 420 00:14:56,735 --> 00:14:58,902 Hey, those people left that door open. 421 00:14:58,903 --> 00:15:00,771 I bet there's a better vantage point from the roof. 422 00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:03,674 Mmm, and I bet it doesn't smell like old cheese. 423 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,376 Okay, that's hurtful. 424 00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,177 Shall we? Yeah. 425 00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:08,912 So what else don't I know? 426 00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:09,947 You cooking meth? 427 00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:10,948 You breaking bad? 428 00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:12,583 How many phones do you have? 429 00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,518 I'm sorry, I need to clarify 430 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:15,653 something I said earlier. 431 00:15:15,687 --> 00:15:17,388 Sergeant Jeffords was correct 432 00:15:17,389 --> 00:15:18,989 when he said that his choice to go back 433 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,458 in the field that night was an impulse decision. 434 00:15:21,459 --> 00:15:24,028 He didn't even take the time to stop and gear up, so... 435 00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:25,029 What? So... 436 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:26,597 You didn't have your vest on? 437 00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:28,966 Oh, no. Oh, goodness. 438 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,301 I shouldn't have said that. 439 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:31,802 I feel I may have made things worse. 440 00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:33,904 Wait. I can fix this, Ray. 441 00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:35,739 Now is not the time, Boyle. Hush! 442 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:37,241 I want to hear this. 443 00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:38,642 Boyle, let's not make big... Hush. 444 00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,444 Truth time. 445 00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:41,779 We love your husband. 446 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,779 He's a great cop. 447 00:15:42,781 --> 00:15:44,848 We will do anything to protect him. 448 00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:47,318 And you have incredibly attractive hands. 449 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:49,286 And you, what the hell are you doing, 450 00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:50,421 lying to your wife? 451 00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:51,789 Unless you want to end up moving 452 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,691 into my ex-wife's new boyfriend's basement with me, 453 00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:55,159 you better man up. 454 00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:56,894 Don't you ever keep anything 455 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:58,329 from this beautiful woman again. 456 00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:00,331 Seriously, you are beautiful. 457 00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:01,965 Oh. If he ever lies to you again, 458 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,735 you can call me. 459 00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,570 I'm sorry, honey. 460 00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:07,905 I just didn't want you to worry. 461 00:16:07,939 --> 00:16:10,607 Baby, I am always gonna worry about you. 462 00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:11,809 But if you feel like you're ready, 463 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,310 then get your ass back in the field. 464 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:16,547 But if you ever keep anything from me again, 465 00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:19,183 I will leave you for this short, earnest man 466 00:16:19,184 --> 00:16:20,951 and his ex-wife's new boyfriend's apartment. 467 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:22,152 I know you're kidding, 468 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,321 but Hercules is actually a very good landlord. 469 00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:26,323 Sometimes, when they go on nice vacations, 470 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:27,891 I'm allowed to use the hot tub. 471 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:32,496 Man, I don't know how Batman does it. 472 00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:34,031 It is super scary up here. 473 00:16:34,065 --> 00:16:35,366 Hey, will you grab the binoculars? 474 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,667 They're in my stakeout bag. 475 00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:39,703 Your stakeout bag is 98% nuts. 476 00:16:39,738 --> 00:16:40,771 I get snacky. 477 00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:42,339 Besides, nuts are super healthy. 478 00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:43,674 They're, like, 0% fat. 479 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:45,843 Jake, that's not true at all. 480 00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:47,945 It's actually the opposite. 481 00:16:47,979 --> 00:16:50,981 What? That nut vendor lied to me. 482 00:16:52,717 --> 00:16:54,752 I think a pigeon just flew out of your car. 483 00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:55,853 Yeah. 484 00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:57,688 The windows don't exactly roll up. 485 00:16:57,722 --> 00:16:59,156 The car's a piece of crap. 486 00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:02,259 Why do you love it so much? 487 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,728 You really want to know? 488 00:17:04,763 --> 00:17:07,398 I was two days out of the academy, super nervous. 489 00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:08,799 Saw this guy run out of a bodega, 490 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,833 clutching a bunch of cash. 491 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:13,237 So I pursued him on foot, 11 blocks. 492 00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:15,406 Finally catch him, cuff him, 493 00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:18,809 throw him up against that car. 494 00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:20,844 Turned out there was a for sale sign in the window, 495 00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:23,180 and, it being the best day of my life, I bought it. 496 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:26,183 Thus began the debt. 497 00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:27,418 Crushing debt. 498 00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:29,520 Yeah, you do know me. 499 00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:31,221 Nut? 500 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,389 Only if you throw it. 501 00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:33,991 Ready? Ready? 502 00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:37,227 Mm-hmm. Nice. 503 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:40,964 You ready? Uh-huh. 504 00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,602 What are you doing? 505 00:17:45,603 --> 00:17:46,970 Trying to catch it in your nose? 506 00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:49,840 I got it, I got it, I got it. 507 00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:51,575 It's Holt. Keep practicing. 508 00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:52,910 Okay. 509 00:17:52,911 --> 00:17:53,911 Peralta. 510 00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:54,978 Oh, good news, Peralta. 511 00:17:54,979 --> 00:17:56,079 I found someone from the night shift 512 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,514 to relieve you on your stakeout. 513 00:17:57,549 --> 00:18:00,150 Ooh. Still make Times Square. 514 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:03,020 Um... 515 00:18:03,054 --> 00:18:05,522 You know, Captain, hold off on the relief team. 516 00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:06,890 We're already here. 517 00:18:06,891 --> 00:18:08,358 Plus I'm curious to see what happens. 518 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:09,726 Okay, it's your call. 519 00:18:09,727 --> 00:18:10,994 All right. 520 00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:14,665 What did Holt want? 521 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:15,899 Just checking in. 522 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:16,981 How you doing? Any progress? 523 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:20,971 Yep. Watch. 524 00:18:20,972 --> 00:18:22,973 The key is volume. I see that. 525 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:26,018 So be honest. 526 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,053 If you'd won the bet, 527 00:18:27,054 --> 00:18:28,220 were you really gonna destroy my car? 528 00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:31,524 No. I was gonna drive it. 529 00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:32,892 So I could learn stick. 530 00:18:32,926 --> 00:18:34,994 You wouldn't. 531 00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:36,796 I would. Would've been, like, 532 00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:40,333 No. No! 533 00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:43,002 Hey, hey! 534 00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,003 There's our guys. 535 00:18:44,004 --> 00:18:45,604 What's the play here? 536 00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:46,806 Just follow my lead. 537 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,542 Give me the ring. 538 00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:50,943 Now give me some nuts. 539 00:18:50,944 --> 00:18:53,512 I'm snacky. 540 00:18:53,547 --> 00:18:55,348 All right, fine, darling. 541 00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:56,916 I'll ask him. Will that make you happy? 542 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:57,917 Excuse me, sir. 543 00:18:57,918 --> 00:18:59,085 We're kind of busye. 544 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,320 Yeah, my girlfriend, here, thinks we're lost. 545 00:19:01,321 --> 00:19:03,089 No, I know we're lost. 546 00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:04,757 I think he's an idiot. Idiot? 547 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:05,925 You know why we're out here 548 00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,893 in the middle of the night, Susan? 549 00:19:07,894 --> 00:19:09,328 I was gonna propose to you. 550 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,131 On the Brooklyn bridge, where we met. 551 00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:13,199 Brooklyn bridge? 552 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,433 We met on the Manhattan bridge. 553 00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:16,602 You know what? This is over. 554 00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,904 Say good-bye to the ring and everything it represents. 555 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:22,075 You son of a bitch! 556 00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:24,009 Hey, hey. Stop yelling 557 00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:25,745 hey, no one talks to Susan like that. 558 00:19:25,746 --> 00:19:27,413 And you know what else? On the ground! NYPD! NYPD! 559 00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:28,948 You're under arrest. 560 00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,149 Nice work. 561 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,550 You too. 562 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:33,786 I'm sad y'all are arresting me, 563 00:19:33,787 --> 00:19:37,794 but I gotta say, I'm glad you're back together. 564 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,062 Hey. I need to talk to you. 565 00:19:43,063 --> 00:19:46,098 Oh. It's happening? 566 00:19:46,099 --> 00:19:48,167 Remember when I took those bullets for you? 567 00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:49,568 Okay, let's do this. 568 00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:50,936 I think you're sweet... 569 00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:52,671 I didn't know it was you. 570 00:19:52,706 --> 00:19:54,940 When I jumped in front of those bullets, 571 00:19:54,975 --> 00:19:57,209 I didn't know who I was protecting. 572 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,311 I just saw a gun and an NYPD vest, 573 00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:01,046 and so I dove on instinct. 574 00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:02,515 You've been extra nice to me 575 00:20:02,516 --> 00:20:04,116 because you thought I'd risked my life for you. 576 00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:08,020 But I only did what every good cop would do. 577 00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:10,589 When you finally go out with me, and you will, 578 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:11,891 it'll be because I do things 579 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:15,895 that only Charles Boyle would do. 580 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,601 Um, actually, I have a coat in here. 581 00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:25,538 It's, uh... it's, like... actually, I see it. 582 00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:27,380 It's, like... it's blue... it's, like, right... 583 00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:31,610 Excellent job on the stakeout last night. 584 00:20:31,645 --> 00:20:34,113 I'm glad to see you two still work well together 585 00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:35,581 despite that ridiculous bet. 586 00:20:35,615 --> 00:20:37,249 Thanks. Me too. 587 00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:39,618 And I appreciate your turning down the relief team. 588 00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:41,987 I'm not sure they could've made that bust. 589 00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:43,722 Yeah. Right. 590 00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:46,325 The relief team. 591 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:50,830 So... sorry you lost so much money last night. 592 00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:53,165 Guess you can add it to your list of bad dates. 593 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,068 Nah, it still goes on the good date list. 594 00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:59,338 You know, 'cause we caught the bad guys. 595 00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:00,573 That's very mature of you. 596 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,608 Well, I am very mature man. 597 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,944 Package for Amy Santiago. 598 00:21:04,945 --> 00:21:06,111 That's me. 599 00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:09,381 Special delivery from Jake Peralta to say, 600 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:10,716 "thanks for last night." 601 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,384 Oh, no. I forgot to cancel. 602 00:21:12,419 --> 00:21:13,819 ♪ Here I am 603 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,754 Cancel what? Sir, you don't have to... 604 00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:17,790 Okay. 605 00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:20,426 Okay. All right, so... 606 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,361 Uhh... eugh! 607 00:21:22,362 --> 00:21:23,696 Okay, no, no, no, no, no. 608 00:21:23,697 --> 00:21:24,763 All right, stepping in, stepping in. 609 00:21:24,764 --> 00:21:27,199 I'll take this bullet for you. 610 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,934 Ugh. Hitchcock, what are you doing? 611 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:31,570 I thought... aren't we all gonna... no? 612 00:21:31,571 --> 00:21:35,613 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/