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Morning, Scully.
How was your weekend?
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Oh, fun. Kelly and I hit
the park, went for a long walk.
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Fell asleep watching TV.
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Oh. Sounds like a fun
weekend with Kelly.
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So, Kelly. Is that
Scully's wife or his dog?
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Uh...
Wait.
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No one knows
Scully's wife's name?
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I think Kelly is his dog.
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Went for a long walk.
That's what you do with a dog.
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You can go on a long
walk with a person.
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At sunset.
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Talking about nothing.
And everything.
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Sounds awful.
Hit the park. That's a dog.
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My wife takes the babies
to the park all the time.
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All right, we're doing this.
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Let's play "wife or dog."
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Hey, so Scully,
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what do you do
at the park with Kelly?
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Oh, we just walk around.
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She gets antsy if she doesn't
get outside enough.
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And then it's just
yap, yap, yap, all day long.
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Hey,
what's Kelly's favorite food?
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Peanut butter. She'll eat it
right out of the jar.
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How old is Kelly again?
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Well, she's getting up there,
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but she's pretty spry
for her age.
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Especially considering she got
hit by that car a year ago.
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Oh, that's so awful.
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Was she chasing something
into the street, or...
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No. Just getting me
the newspaper.
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All right, this is useless.
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Scully, is Kelly
your wife or your dog?
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How can you ask me that?
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I still don't know
which it is.
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- Could be either.
- I could not tell you.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Okay, what do you got?
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Yup.
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Oh, sir, are you
looking for your glasses?
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I borrowed them to do
an impression of you.
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It killed.
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Peralta, give me my glasses.
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Peralta, give me back
my glasses.
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Okay.
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All right, lay out
the steroids case.
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It's a major operation.
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And one of the biggest
black market distributors
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in all of Brooklyn.
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And it's centered at a gym
called Brooklyn total body.
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The center of our investigation
is a guy named Brandon jacoby.
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He did seven years
at Rikers for assault.
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We spent two weeks undercover
infiltrating the gym.
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"Gym-filtrating" it.
I coined that.
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I think it'll really catch on
if more people infiltrated gyms.
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We believe that jacoby can
link us to the distributors,
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but he only talks to trainers
and other muscle heads.
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So we want to
bring in the sarge.
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His name will be
Trent Carter.
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A personal trainer, bouncer,
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and assistant manager
at petsmart.
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It's the economy.
What can you do?
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Gentlemen, have a seat.
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Sergeant Jeffords is just
getting back in the field.
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What if he panics again?
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Why is everyone so worried
about the sarge?
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I mean, he saved your life
at the rail yard.
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Okay. It's your case.
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But if anything goes wrong,
it's on you.
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Trust me, the sergeant
will be fine.
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If you want to worry about
anyone panicking in the field
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it should be Boyle.
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Damn straight.
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Wait, why'd
high five that?
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'Cause you're a sucker
for a high five.
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Damn straight I am.
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Captain, I need a favor.
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My apartment got
broken into last night.
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Gina, that's terrible.
Are you okay?
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I'm fine,
but I suffered the loss
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of many treasured items.
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Such as my grandma's jewelry,
some cash,
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and this very fancy gown
with, like, a magic eye print.
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Do you have any connections
in the FBI or CIA?
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There's no one else I can
turn to to solve this crime.
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Gina, you work
in a police precinct.
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You can turn
to anyone here.
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You think these
buffoons can help?
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They're buffoons.
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They are not buffoons.
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Try the heel.
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Still don't feel anything.
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Awesome. I wish I had
nerve damage.
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Some of them are buffoons.
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But I'll find the non-buffoons
to investigate.
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Could you ask Scully
to return my thumbtacks?
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I already put 'em
in a biohazard bag
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and tossed 'em
in the furnace.
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Good call.
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You ready, sarge?
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I was born ready.
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And then I was not
born ready for a while,
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but now I'm back
to being born ready.
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Yes! The ebony falcon
soars again.
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The ebony falcon.
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His feathers are muscles.
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Let's talk strategy
later tonight at my house.
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My wife's working late,
I'm on daddy duty.
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But you're ready
for this, right?
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Absolutely.
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I just need to put my precious
babies to bed with a story.
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The ebony falcon needs
to read go, dog, go.
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Yeah, he does.
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Terry Jeffords is back!
Chest bump me.
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You don't want
to do this, man.
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No, I really do.
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It hurts you every time.
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No, I know, but I'm fired up.
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The adrenaline is gonna
carry me through.
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Here we go.
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No signs of forced entry
at the door.
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But the window was jimmied.
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You don't have locks
on your windows.
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Way to blame the victim.
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Sorry I'm not rich
like you, miss 1%.
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They cost $8.
You have a fur bedspread.
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Why do you have so many
lycra bodysuits?
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And why do you need eight
full drawers of underwear?
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Because I'm civilized.
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Less talky-talk,
more solvey-solve.
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We need an itemized list
of everything that was stolen.
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I already gave it
to Captain Holt.
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$160 in cash, one TV,
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one large painting
of a naked lady on a lion,
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one set of Joseph Gordon-levitt
nesting dolls...
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Wow.
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Homemade and irreplaceable.
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One music box that plays
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she works hard for the money
when opened.
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One knockoff
designer clutch...
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Can't you just buy
another knockoff?
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No, I can't, silly sue.
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'Cause the label no longer
makes the original,
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so the sweatshop no longer
makes the knockoff.
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Can you estimate the value
of everything that was taken?
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Emotionally, $700 million.
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Somebody at the door.
Yeah.
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Hey, sarge.
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Sorry about the mess.
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Hi, Cagney. Hi, Lacey.
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Hey, your kids like
the same kind of cereal as me.
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Well, we just
finished story time.
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I'm gonna kiss
the girls night-night,
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then we can get down
to business.
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All right,
time for night-night, girls.
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He is so strong
but so gentle.
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He's like an enormous,
muscular Ellen Degeneres.
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You know, I just want
to let you guys know
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that I love you girls
so, so muc
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okay? So sleep tight.
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You know, daddy will never
leave you, right, girls?
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Night-night, daddy.
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Gosh. Really makes you
understand what he went through.
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I'm worried about Terry.
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We can't let anything bad
happen to him.
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Jake, where are you?
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In here.
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Oh...
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This is a classy tepee.
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Should we get these
instead of desks at work?
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We have to get Terry
off this case.
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What? Why?
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Look, I thought
he was a weirdo
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for having his year-long
freak-out, but I get it now.
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He has children. What happens
to them if he gets hurt?
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I'll have to
take care of them.
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Or his wife or other family
or his more mature friends,
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but interesting point.
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Why is this just
hitting you now?
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I don't know, I guess I just
hadn't seen his kids in so long
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he never takes them around
the precinct for some reason.
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Because of
all the guns and danger.
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If you have concerns, maybe you
should talk to Terry about it.
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No. And you can't either.
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If he finds out
we're worried about him,
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it'll get in his head
and freak him out.
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He'll lose his edge
and panic.
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Yeah, that's why I've never
tried to develop an edge.
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You can't lose
what you don't have.
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No surprises.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Work. International
taxes and tariffs.
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Work.
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Heh.
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So...
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What's the plan at the gym?
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Well, I say
we slow-play it.
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You know?
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Do a little more setup,
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a little surveillance,
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wait a couple months and see
if they turn themselves in.
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Listen, man, I know
everybody's worried about me
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being psychologically
ready for this.
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But I promise you I am.
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No matter what happens,
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no matter how many
bullets are flying,
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I'm gonna be right there
in the middle of everything.
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I got your back.
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No, it's not even that,
you know, it's just...
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Well, frankly, I'm not so sure
that everyone at the gym
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is gonna buy you as a trainer.
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You've been sitting behind
that desk for so long
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you've gotten
a little tubby.
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Right? It's like,
love handle alert!
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Do you have a bone
there somehow?
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Jake, I promise.
I'm good.
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Oops.
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I gotta put this stuffed giraffe
between my two girls.
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They both like to snuggle
against his head.
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Here comes Mr. snuggles.
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Here comes
Mr. snuggles.
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Okay, thanks.
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Crime tech report from
your apartment came back.
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Apparently they found
a strand of hair
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belonging to Mario Lopez.
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I bought a lock of his hair
at an auction.
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That's cool it's real.
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What'd they say
about the prints?
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None of the partials
returned any matches.
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Nobody in your building
saw anything. We've hit a wall.
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So what do we do next?
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Do I just look
for another apartment?
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Should I buy a handgun?
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Should I buy
a shotgun?
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Should I buy an uzi?
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Look, Gina,
we've done all we can.
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This is how it goes
with most B and es.
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Mm. All right.
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C'est la vie. Let me grab
your badge numbers.
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'Cause I will be filing
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an official civilian
complaint with the Captain.
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Why did I just receive
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a civilian complaint
about you two?
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I can answer this.
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Because your assistant
is a goblin.
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Captain, we swept the scene,
ran the prints,
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canvassed the building.
We followed procedure.
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"Procedure" is just a fancy word
for proper order to do things.
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Yes, that is it's definition.
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This is a miscarriage
of justice.
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I'm gonna haunt your dreams.
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You sure you can lift
this much weight?
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Are you kidding me?
253
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I was the strongest kid in
my camp seven summers in a row.
254
00:09:18,786 --> 00:09:20,119
It would've been eight
255
00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,888
if that freak Rebecca Lobelman
hadn't showed up.
256
00:09:21,922 --> 00:09:24,123
Let's put in work.
257
00:09:24,124 --> 00:09:25,124
And here we go.
258
00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:26,159
One.
259
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,827
And I'm done. That's it.
260
00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,829
Oh, good rep.
Don't wanna get too bulky.
261
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,198
Two things.
262
00:09:32,199 --> 00:09:34,233
First, this gym's wipe-down
policy is criminally lax.
263
00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,401
So I rewrote it.
264
00:09:35,402 --> 00:09:36,869
Second, I lowered
the temperature
265
00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,404
of the water fountain
by two degrees.
266
00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:39,939
Still waiting on feedback,
267
00:09:39,973 --> 00:09:42,575
but I see a lot
of refreshed faces.
268
00:09:42,576 --> 00:09:44,137
Also Brandon jacoby
should be here soon.
269
00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:46,145
How was that not
one of your two things?
270
00:09:46,146 --> 00:09:47,847
I gave his regular trainer
the day off,
271
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,082
I told him Trent
would be filling in.
272
00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:52,952
It was an interesting
interaction.
273
00:09:52,953 --> 00:09:55,721
Well, according to my new
cloud-based scheduling system,
274
00:09:55,756 --> 00:09:58,491
your trainer is out,
and Trent will be filling in.
275
00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:05,565
I spent 40 minutes making that
water bottle pyramid display.
276
00:10:05,566 --> 00:10:07,033
This guy is a psycho.
277
00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,835
You know the best way
to deal with psychos.
278
00:10:08,836 --> 00:10:11,771
The silent treatment. We should
draw him out by not engaging.
279
00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:13,206
Nope.
280
00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:15,341
The longer we wait the more
likely our cover gets blown.
281
00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:16,809
I'll make contact.
282
00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:18,177
Okay, but just remember.
283
00:10:18,178 --> 00:10:20,780
You're not Terry.
You're Trent.
284
00:10:20,781 --> 00:10:25,017
Trainer and known hemophiliac,
so be careful.
285
00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:27,987
Trent is also a quaker who
avoids violence at all costs.
286
00:10:29,857 --> 00:10:33,893
You Trent?
287
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:37,964
Yup. A black Trent.
One of many.
288
00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:39,732
Uh, what do you want
to start with today?
289
00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:41,634
Weights.
290
00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:43,436
Excuse me, sir.
Can I borrow this machine?
291
00:10:43,437 --> 00:10:45,505
I need to be here to keep
an eye on a friend.
292
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,175
Hold on. I'm on my last set.
293
00:10:49,176 --> 00:10:50,176
Okay.
294
00:10:50,177 --> 00:10:54,113
Two...
295
00:10:54,114 --> 00:10:55,548
Three...
296
00:10:55,549 --> 00:10:57,083
Can you go any faster?
297
00:10:57,084 --> 00:10:58,284
I mean, what do you need
leg muscles for anyway?
298
00:10:58,285 --> 00:10:59,619
You're, like, 100 years old.
299
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,754
Socially acceptable for you
to roll around on a scooter.
300
00:11:01,755 --> 00:11:05,057
I lost the count.
301
00:11:05,058 --> 00:11:06,058
One.
302
00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,058
One?
303
00:11:08,595 --> 00:11:09,595
You're not even moving.
Let's go.
304
00:11:09,596 --> 00:11:11,264
Get your hands off me!
305
00:11:11,265 --> 00:11:12,965
I've heard about this
in the news!
306
00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:14,834
You're cyber-bullying me!
Shh!
307
00:11:14,835 --> 00:11:16,369
I'm getting the manager!
Get the hell away from me!
308
00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:18,771
No, you're very misinformed.
Please don't...
309
00:11:18,772 --> 00:11:20,072
Damn it.
310
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:33,032
Hey. Have you seen Terry?
I lost him.
311
00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,967
His children could be
orphans already.
312
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,170
Fatherless,
mother-having orphans.
313
00:11:37,171 --> 00:11:39,005
I'm sure he's fine.
314
00:11:39,006 --> 00:11:40,907
I think the bigger issue
is the complaint I received
315
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,275
from an older gentleman
316
00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:44,010
saying you tried to
hurry him off his machine,
317
00:11:44,011 --> 00:11:45,678
in open defiance
of gym protocol.
318
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:46,879
Don't do this.
319
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,382
I know we're friends,
but if you do that again,
320
00:11:49,383 --> 00:11:50,683
I'm gonna have to
suspend your membership.
321
00:11:50,717 --> 00:11:51,951
What have you become?
322
00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:53,419
Me. I've become me.
323
00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:54,420
What?
324
00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:56,022
Oh, sarge, thank God.
325
00:11:56,023 --> 00:11:57,490
Where were you?
What happened?
326
00:11:57,491 --> 00:12:00,660
Nothing happened. Jacoby wanted
to do wind sprints outside.
327
00:12:00,661 --> 00:12:03,462
You know, he's a mean dude,
but I think I'm making progress.
328
00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,832
He asked to borrow
my squat belt, I told him no,
329
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,133
he respected that.
330
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,802
Okay, but let's build up
that relationship slowly, okay?
331
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:12,338
We don't want to
jump the gun and spook him.
332
00:12:12,372 --> 00:12:14,240
Whew!
333
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:16,609
'Sup?
Good workout.
334
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,812
You know, it's weird I never
worked out with you before.
335
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,247
What'd you say
your regular gym was?
336
00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:24,817
I didn't.
Brooklyn bulk fitness.
337
00:12:24,818 --> 00:12:26,219
Huh?
338
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,253
I work out there too.
339
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,922
Never heard of any Trent.
340
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,258
I don't know why.
I work out there all the time.
341
00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,727
Really? Starting when?
342
00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:37,029
NYPD, hands on your head!
My God, you're gigantic.
343
00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:39,632
What are you doing, Peralta?
You just blew my cover!
344
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:41,234
Or did I save your life?
345
00:12:41,268 --> 00:12:43,436
Or did you compromise
an investigation
346
00:12:43,437 --> 00:12:45,238
and piss off
a superior officer?
347
00:12:45,272 --> 00:12:47,406
I'm sensing from your tone
it's that one.
348
00:12:47,407 --> 00:12:50,076
I need some afternoon coffee.
349
00:12:51,111 --> 00:12:52,311
What's the matter with you?
350
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:55,381
Gina came by my house last night
to go over the case.
351
00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:58,451
Between us doing that and her
using my bread maker all night,
352
00:12:58,452 --> 00:13:00,686
I didn't get much sleep.
353
00:13:00,687 --> 00:13:02,955
I will say she makes
a wonderful rye.
354
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,191
So dense, yet so moist.
355
00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:07,193
Hello, ladies.
356
00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:08,928
Since you have allowed
crime to win,
357
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:13,199
I've hired a private
investigator to solve my case.
358
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,101
Say hello to Leo Sporm.
359
00:13:15,102 --> 00:13:18,137
A P.I.?
These guys are hacks.
360
00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:20,773
How do you know if your
husband's a murderer?
361
00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:22,875
You don't.
362
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:24,610
Call Leo now.
363
00:13:24,611 --> 00:13:26,445
Leo Sporm.
364
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,780
How's business?
365
00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:28,814
You know this guy?
366
00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:29,949
Everyone knows him.
367
00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:32,118
The Picasso of hucksters.
368
00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:33,619
I like that.
369
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:36,455
"Look up who Picasso is."
370
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,924
Sporm. Out.
371
00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:40,626
Now.
372
00:13:40,627 --> 00:13:41,827
You blew our cover, man!
373
00:13:41,828 --> 00:13:44,163
Now I gotta go into an
interrogation with no evidence
374
00:13:44,164 --> 00:13:46,432
and try to get jacoby
to rat out his distributors!
375
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:47,967
I'm sorry, I got jumpy.
376
00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:49,902
I wasn't thinking straight.
It was all the exercise.
377
00:13:49,903 --> 00:13:51,804
The blood from my head
rushed into my delts.
378
00:13:51,838 --> 00:13:54,707
Point to your delts, Jake.
379
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,609
There is...
380
00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,144
You didn't have to
hop in there, man.
381
00:13:58,145 --> 00:14:01,113
I can handle this.
382
00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:02,114
What's my name?
383
00:14:02,115 --> 00:14:03,115
Terry Jeffords.
384
00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:04,650
What is my name?
385
00:14:04,685 --> 00:14:05,684
The ebony falcon.
386
00:14:05,686 --> 00:14:07,586
And what does
the ebony falcon do?
387
00:14:07,587 --> 00:14:10,489
Takes every precaution to
ensure his own safety?
388
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:12,959
Takes bad guys to jail
and bad girls to bed.
389
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,393
Hell yeah, he does.
390
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:16,095
Except now the ebony falcon
is monogamous
391
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,097
and too tired for sex,
so his only indulgence
392
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:23,102
is fresh fruit
yogurt parfaits.
393
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,971
Terry loves yogurt.
394
00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:27,006
How's it going?
395
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,175
Well, so far jacoby
hasn't given anything up,
396
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:30,643
but I think Terry's
starting to get to him.
397
00:14:30,644 --> 00:14:31,811
I'm not talking.
398
00:14:31,812 --> 00:14:33,646
You're talking right now!
399
00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:34,780
Boom!
400
00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:38,651
I'm already in your head.
401
00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:40,152
Sarge is safe in there,
402
00:14:40,153 --> 00:14:41,854
so the longer this
interrogation goes the better.
403
00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:43,856
We gotta solve the case
before he does.
404
00:14:43,857 --> 00:14:45,758
Hey, tell me about that new
system you set up at the gym
405
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,126
for scheduling appointments.
406
00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,261
I've been waiting so long
to hear you say those words.
407
00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:50,529
Come with me.
408
00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:54,467
Experience the future
of cloud-based scheduling.
409
00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:55,634
Okay.
410
00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:57,870
I put all
the trainers' schedules
411
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:59,638
into a shared online calendar.
412
00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:01,807
Aside from the cucumber water
at the front desk,
413
00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:04,043
it's probably my greatest
accomplishment ever.
414
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:06,012
Hang on a sec.
Who's this guy?
415
00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:07,713
Says he's a personal
trainer at the gym,
416
00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:09,382
but he has no regular hours.
417
00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:10,916
He always makes
last-minute appointments,
418
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,285
always in the boxing area,
and always late at night.
419
00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:15,187
And look who he trains.
420
00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:16,355
Brandon jacoby.
421
00:15:16,356 --> 00:15:17,757
That's probably
our supplier.
422
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:20,059
We should set up a buy
from this Vladimir Rincic.
423
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,895
All right. We should set up
a tactical team and hit the gym.
424
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,330
And sergeant Jeffries
should stay here
425
00:15:24,331 --> 00:15:26,432
and keep interrogating jacoby
for as many hours
426
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,200
or years as necessary.
427
00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:29,835
Are you sure
I shouldn't go get him?
428
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:32,171
I feel a little uncomfortable
leaving him out of this.
429
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,506
Don't think of it
as leaving him out
430
00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:35,574
so much as including his babies
in having a father.
431
00:15:35,609 --> 00:15:36,675
Let's go.
432
00:15:36,676 --> 00:15:37,676
Detectives.
433
00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:38,778
Where are you going?
434
00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:40,679
Just headed out
to close the steroid case.
435
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,882
Isn't sergeant Jeffries
interrogating the suspect now?
436
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,283
Yup, he's got that
locked up.
437
00:15:44,284 --> 00:15:45,951
We're following up
on this lead.
438
00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:48,220
The whole team is running
smoothly and perfectly
439
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:52,391
like a well-lubed,
oiled time clock... bye.
440
00:15:52,392 --> 00:15:55,194
Why do you think
Gina hired that P.I.?
441
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,429
To mock us.
442
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:58,597
She's scared.
443
00:15:58,632 --> 00:15:59,965
She's not scared.
444
00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:03,102
With all due respect, sir,
Gina has no feelings.
445
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,171
She once said
the best comedy of all time
446
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,106
was the girl
with the dragon tattoo.
447
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:08,941
Well, think about
how she's been acting.
448
00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,943
Gina came by my house
last night.
449
00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:12,278
Do I buy an uzi?
450
00:16:12,279 --> 00:16:15,247
I asked for a police officer
to escort me to work,
451
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:17,349
and it took a while
for dispatch to find me
452
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,618
a young Kevin costner type.
453
00:16:19,619 --> 00:16:22,555
Her home doesn't
feel safe anymore.
454
00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:24,056
If someone broke
into your apartment
455
00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:26,725
and you weren't cops,
wouldn't you be scared?
456
00:16:26,726 --> 00:16:28,828
Yes.
457
00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:31,297
Depends. How many guns
do I still have hidden?
458
00:16:31,298 --> 00:16:32,298
None.
459
00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:34,834
Do I still have my knife?
Nunchucks?
460
00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:36,135
Axe?
461
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,571
It was a hypothetical
question.
462
00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:40,372
I know, but I want
to play it out.
463
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:42,241
Do I still have
my throwing stars?
464
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:44,777
This has taken
a strange turn.
465
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:46,946
Fine. I'd be scared.
466
00:16:46,947 --> 00:16:49,281
We're on it.
467
00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:51,584
What kind of woman
doesn't have an axe?
468
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:55,488
All right, we're all set
for the sting.
469
00:16:55,489 --> 00:16:57,456
We got hidden cameras,
wireless mics,
470
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:59,158
and tactical teams
by all the exits.
471
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,327
I told Vladimir to meet
Vance Vandervaven,
472
00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:02,995
a.K.A. me, here at 10:00.
473
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:04,663
Said that I was
filling in for jacoby.
474
00:17:04,664 --> 00:17:06,499
You and I will be sparring
when he arrives.
475
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,734
Cool.
I boxed at the academy.
476
00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:10,503
They invented a new
weight class for me.
477
00:17:10,504 --> 00:17:13,339
You're looking at the undisputed
bubbleweight champion.
478
00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:14,673
Hey! Peralta!
479
00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:16,475
Boyle!
Sarge, hey.
480
00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:18,244
I'm so psyched you
made it here to the sting
481
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,180
that I definitely told
Charles to tell you about.
482
00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:22,181
You lied to me!
483
00:17:22,182 --> 00:17:23,682
I can see that
you're upset,
484
00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:25,284
but let's just sit down
and talk about it.
485
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:27,686
Done talking!
486
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,889
Time to dance.
487
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:31,957
Fine. But I should warn you.
488
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,659
I took three years of tap.
489
00:17:39,322 --> 00:17:40,889
Again, sarge,
it's so good to see you.
490
00:17:40,923 --> 00:17:43,291
Just out of curiosity,
how did you find out about this?
491
00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,595
I'm a Detective sergeant
in the NYPD.
492
00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:49,431
Holt told me. Why are you
cutting me out of the operation?
493
00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:51,099
What? That's crazy!
494
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,400
Boyle, come in here
and stand in front of my body
495
00:17:52,435 --> 00:17:54,102
and tell him that's crazy.
496
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,137
Ow! My lucky face!
497
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,873
You gonna talk to me now?
498
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,075
Sure. If you could be
any vacation...
499
00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:01,109
Oh!
500
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:03,511
You didn't let me finish.
501
00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:05,647
If you could be any vacation,
what would you be?
502
00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:06,781
I'd be skiing.
503
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:08,116
Oh, now I'm gonna
hit you for real.
504
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,951
That wasn't for real?
Oh, my God.
505
00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:10,919
No, wait, wait, wait!
I was worried!
506
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,954
Worried about what?
507
00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:15,156
About you getting hurt.
508
00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:16,625
I don't want your daughters
growing up without a dad.
509
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:18,260
I know what that's like,
and it sucks.
510
00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:19,561
And I don't want it
to happen to them.
511
00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:21,296
Why didn't you just
say something to me?
512
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,098
Because I didn't want
to get in your head
513
00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:25,533
and have you
freak out again.
514
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:27,369
Yeah, I get it.
515
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:28,937
It's been a rough year.
516
00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:32,507
But I've learned to embrace my
fears. It makes me a better cop.
517
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,541
Tacs one and two are set.
518
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,576
30 minutes until
the bogeys arrive.
519
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:35,911
Thanks, Boyle.
520
00:18:35,912 --> 00:18:38,480
I love it when
you say "bogeys."
521
00:18:38,514 --> 00:18:39,681
So we good?
522
00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:42,284
We good.
523
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:44,052
And for the record...
524
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:46,354
If I could be any
kind of vacation...
525
00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:47,622
I'd be lake trip.
526
00:18:47,657 --> 00:18:48,957
Classic.
527
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:51,559
You're here late.
528
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,695
Ah, you know me.
I love working.
529
00:18:53,729 --> 00:18:55,463
Can't tear me
away from my work.
530
00:18:55,464 --> 00:18:59,434
I just love requisitions
and corporate record reports.
531
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:02,837
Just, you know,
messages from people for Holt.
532
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:05,540
I can imagine
how frightening this must be.
533
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:06,942
I'm sorry we didn't
catch the guy.
534
00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:08,610
Yeah. It's weird.
535
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:10,045
It's like,
why do the worst things
536
00:19:10,046 --> 00:19:12,280
always happen
to the best people?
537
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,382
And what's to keep it
from happening again?
538
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,885
We are. Come on.
We're taking you home.
539
00:19:16,919 --> 00:19:18,320
Really?
540
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,225
We installed a second lock
on your front door,
541
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,294
put locks on the windows
by the fire escape,
542
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,562
and set all your lights
on timers.
543
00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:29,931
That makes me feel
so much better.
544
00:19:29,932 --> 00:19:30,999
Thank you, guys.
545
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,168
And as a token
of my appreciation,
546
00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:36,371
I would like
to give you...
547
00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:37,371
These.
548
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:39,341
Great.
549
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,176
The cool thing is you can
eat whatever you want.
550
00:19:41,177 --> 00:19:43,678
These are right there
with you.
551
00:19:49,585 --> 00:19:50,752
Hey!
552
00:19:50,786 --> 00:19:52,587
You Vance Vandervaven?
553
00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:56,391
Yeah. That's me.
I'll be right there.
554
00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:57,425
You gonna let me
do this, man?
555
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,727
What choice do I have?
556
00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:00,762
You hit me in the arms so hard
they no longer work.
557
00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:04,499
All right. It's time
to catch some bad guys.
558
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,934
It good to be back.
559
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:07,902
Have a fun steroid deal,
sergeant.
560
00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,270
You're a weird guy,
Jake.
561
00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:10,472
Yeah.
562
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:16,911
The ebony falcon.
No.
563
00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:19,047
The ebony falcon
had no fear.
564
00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:21,316
He's the ebony antelope now.
565
00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:23,218
Brave enough
to drink at the lake,
566
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:26,321
but wise enough
to run from the lions.
567
00:20:26,322 --> 00:20:28,556
Hey, my arms don't work.
Can you scratch my nose?
568
00:20:28,557 --> 00:20:30,925
You bet.
Mm-hmm.
569
00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:32,260
Yeah. Thank you.
570
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,063
Morning, Captain.
571
00:20:35,097 --> 00:20:37,966
So? How did
sergeant Jeffries do?
572
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,001
Why is everyone so worried
about the sarge?
573
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,069
He was amazing.
574
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,704
He made the buy,
took out the suppliers,
575
00:20:42,705 --> 00:20:44,745
but wisely didn't take on
more than he could handle.
576
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,709
I left one for you.
577
00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:49,277
And you'll be happy to know
578
00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:51,146
that he punched me
in the face several times.
579
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,280
That does make me happy.
580
00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:55,116
Guess we're being
candid today.
581
00:20:57,553 --> 00:20:58,787
Hey, sarge,
582
00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:00,288
just for the record,
583
00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:02,390
I hope you're on every case with
me for the rest of my career.
584
00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:04,793
I'm not scared
for you at all.
585
00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:06,061
Of you a lot.
586
00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:08,596
Thanks, Jake.
587
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:11,566
Oh, Peralta,
I almost forgot.
588
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:12,867
My girls made you a card.
589
00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:14,402
To thank you
for keeping me safe.
590
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,204
Oh...
591
00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:18,273
They're so full
of potential.
592
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,777
Why would you
show me this?
593
00:21:22,778 --> 00:21:26,865
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