1 00:00:05,792 --> 00:00:08,294 Dryin' dishes, yeah. 2 00:00:08,328 --> 00:00:10,663 Man, Charles has been so happy and confident 3 00:00:10,697 --> 00:00:12,131 ever since he hooked up with that Professor 4 00:00:12,165 --> 00:00:13,432 at the Captain's party. 5 00:00:15,468 --> 00:00:18,671 She has tenure, and also has ten years, 6 00:00:18,705 --> 00:00:21,206 times two, older than him. 7 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:22,641 That sucked. Yeah. 8 00:00:22,676 --> 00:00:23,909 It's nice to see him like this. 9 00:00:23,943 --> 00:00:25,644 He's so confident. 10 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:27,546 This morning, he finally corrected the barista 11 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:29,181 when she called him "Charlize." 12 00:00:29,215 --> 00:00:32,051 He's been living as "Charlize broil" for five years. 13 00:00:32,085 --> 00:00:34,119 It's great. It's all so great. 14 00:00:34,154 --> 00:00:36,188 He could take it down, just a smidge. 15 00:00:36,222 --> 00:00:38,457 ♪ If you like pina coladas 16 00:00:38,491 --> 00:00:41,193 dead guy, Charles. Sorry. 17 00:00:41,227 --> 00:00:42,895 But whatever, I can handle the singing. 18 00:00:42,929 --> 00:00:44,129 I'm just so happy for that guy. 19 00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:45,230 It's about time he caught a break. 20 00:00:45,265 --> 00:00:47,700 Sexy train is leaving the station. 21 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:49,668 Check out this caboose. 22 00:00:49,703 --> 00:00:51,136 Later, sluts. 23 00:00:51,171 --> 00:00:52,171 Just let him have it. 24 00:00:52,205 --> 00:00:54,139 Great job, Boyle. 25 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:57,620 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:14,227 --> 00:01:16,829 Peralta, where are we with the black cab holdups? 27 00:01:16,863 --> 00:01:18,697 Well-- I got this, Jakey. 28 00:01:18,732 --> 00:01:20,899 Oh, all right. Have at it, man. 29 00:01:20,934 --> 00:01:22,501 Nice jeans, Boyle. 30 00:01:22,535 --> 00:01:24,670 Those are surprisingly low-waisted. 31 00:01:24,704 --> 00:01:25,904 Eyes up here, Gina. 32 00:01:25,939 --> 00:01:27,506 I'm more than just a piece of ass. 33 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,974 Ooh. 34 00:01:29,008 --> 00:01:30,609 Not bad, not bad. 35 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:33,345 An unlicensed cab driver's been picking up tourists. 36 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,514 Driverakeshe vics down under the B.Q.E., 37 00:01:35,548 --> 00:01:37,182 robs 'em at gunpoint, leaves them stranded. 38 00:01:37,217 --> 00:01:39,118 Unfortunately, because they're tourists, 39 00:01:39,152 --> 00:01:41,053 and our perp is not Caucasian, 40 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:43,055 we don't have a clear idea of what he looks like. 41 00:01:43,089 --> 00:01:46,892 He was either Latino, Arab, or Mexican. 42 00:01:46,926 --> 00:01:50,229 Either way, very Muslim. 43 00:01:50,263 --> 00:01:52,631 We'll go undercover, dress as out-of-towners, 44 00:01:52,665 --> 00:01:54,066 hope the perp picks us up. 45 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,935 Don't worry, sarge, we'll nail this guy. 46 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:58,637 I can't believe I was just 47 00:01:58,671 --> 00:02:00,205 briefly attracted to Boyle. 48 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,741 Ugh. Ugh! 49 00:02:05,078 --> 00:02:07,713 A Mr. Brain Jensen here to see you, sir. 50 00:02:07,747 --> 00:02:10,416 It's Brian. Mm, not according to this note 51 00:02:10,450 --> 00:02:13,419 I wrote on my hand very quickly: "Brain." 52 00:02:13,453 --> 00:02:16,288 Captain Holt, we recently met at the African-American 53 00:02:16,322 --> 00:02:19,224 Gay and Lesbian New York City Policeman's Association. 54 00:02:19,259 --> 00:02:20,793 Uh, yes, that name is quite a mouthful. 55 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:22,327 Just call it the "aaglnycpa." 56 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:24,062 Your organization has meant so much to me. 57 00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:25,931 Uh, well, it's not my organization. 58 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:27,699 I mean, I did found it and I've been president 59 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:30,769 for the last 25 years and I oversee every detail, 60 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:33,338 but really, it's our organization. 61 00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:34,706 It's yours. 62 00:02:34,741 --> 00:02:36,041 And out of respect for you and everything 63 00:02:36,075 --> 00:02:37,910 that you've done, I wanted to stop by 64 00:02:37,944 --> 00:02:39,645 and let you know I'll be running for president. 65 00:02:39,679 --> 00:02:41,447 I hate to run against you, 66 00:02:41,481 --> 00:02:42,881 but I have some ideas for change that'll 67 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:45,384 bring aaglnycpa into the 21st century. 68 00:02:45,418 --> 00:02:46,452 I see. 69 00:02:46,486 --> 00:02:48,353 Well, it's been good meeting you. 70 00:02:48,388 --> 00:02:50,422 And, uh, I wish you the very best. Thank you. 71 00:02:50,457 --> 00:02:51,890 Good-bye, brain. 72 00:02:51,925 --> 00:02:53,592 It's--it's Brian. 73 00:02:53,626 --> 00:02:54,927 Very nice man. 74 00:02:54,961 --> 00:02:56,195 Yes, he is. 75 00:02:56,229 --> 00:02:59,565 Now, let's figure out how to... 76 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:01,600 Destroy him. 77 00:03:01,634 --> 00:03:03,869 How'd the interview with the victim go? 78 00:03:03,903 --> 00:03:05,037 It went okay. 79 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:06,371 The guy was from Canada, said it was probably 80 00:03:06,406 --> 00:03:07,639 his fault for getting robbed, 81 00:03:07,674 --> 00:03:08,941 and apologized for wasting my time. 82 00:03:08,975 --> 00:03:10,309 Oh, Canada. 83 00:03:10,343 --> 00:03:12,611 Truly odie to America's garfield. Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:12,645 --> 00:03:13,733 Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night? 85 00:03:13,746 --> 00:03:14,980 I think I can get us some nets tickets. 86 00:03:15,014 --> 00:03:16,215 No go, amigo. 87 00:03:16,249 --> 00:03:19,251 Tomorrow is vivi's and my big 20-day anniversary. 88 00:03:19,285 --> 00:03:20,786 I'm pulling out all the stops. 89 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:21,920 Dinner at le bonbon, 90 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:23,188 with 300 roses at the table. 91 00:03:23,223 --> 00:03:24,423 No. Oh, man. 92 00:03:24,457 --> 00:03:27,292 Then a gondola ride along the gowanus canal. 93 00:03:27,327 --> 00:03:29,528 No. No, no, no, no, no. And then, a skywriter's 94 00:03:29,562 --> 00:03:31,630 gonna write, "Charles loves v." 95 00:03:31,664 --> 00:03:32,898 I couldn't afford her full name. 96 00:03:32,932 --> 00:03:34,800 Okay, first of all, "Charles loves v" 97 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:36,368 means something very specific 98 00:03:36,402 --> 00:03:38,036 and, I'm gonna guess, not what you're intending. 99 00:03:38,071 --> 00:03:41,039 But more importantly, you're going full Boyle. 100 00:03:41,074 --> 00:03:42,608 What? I am not. 101 00:03:42,642 --> 00:03:44,543 What's full Boyle? Anytime Charles gets 102 00:03:44,577 --> 00:03:46,411 into a new relationship, he gets way too intense 103 00:03:46,446 --> 00:03:49,648 way too fast, and it always ends in heartbreak. 104 00:03:49,682 --> 00:03:50,949 We met on the subway, 105 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:52,684 went out to dinner, and I told her ioveder. 106 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:54,753 And my mom was so happy. 107 00:03:54,787 --> 00:03:57,556 And then the barbershop quartet I hired started to sing. 108 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:59,625 And then she broke up with me. And then she broke up with you. 109 00:03:59,659 --> 00:04:00,893 Yes! 110 00:04:00,927 --> 00:04:03,729 Oh, joanna, no! 111 00:04:03,763 --> 00:04:04,897 Courtney! 112 00:04:04,931 --> 00:04:06,098 Rhonda! 113 00:04:06,132 --> 00:04:07,766 I know when I'm going full Boyle. 114 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,134 Trust me, this is different. 115 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:10,369 I have it under control. 116 00:04:10,403 --> 00:04:12,905 Gotta go, Jakey. 117 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:14,406 Excuse me. 118 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,008 Are you a Detective? 119 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:18,076 Oh, uh, who's asking? 120 00:04:18,111 --> 00:04:19,278 I'm super Dan, 121 00:04:19,312 --> 00:04:21,647 scourge of Brooklyn's underworld, 122 00:04:21,681 --> 00:04:24,082 and I need to talk to an officer of the law. 123 00:04:24,117 --> 00:04:27,352 I'm busy right now, working on this... Excuse. 124 00:04:27,387 --> 00:04:28,687 I think Santiago's free. 125 00:04:28,721 --> 00:04:30,122 Hi. 126 00:04:30,156 --> 00:04:31,857 I'm super Dan. 127 00:04:31,891 --> 00:04:33,525 And I have a crime to report. 128 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,061 Oh, gosh, I am so sorry. 129 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:38,830 I literally just retired. 130 00:04:38,865 --> 00:04:41,833 This is my retirement cake. Mmm. 131 00:04:41,868 --> 00:04:44,770 Thanks, you guys. I'm gonna miss this place. 132 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:46,638 Why aren't you guys taking me seriously? 133 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:49,107 Your cape and your tights, 134 00:04:49,142 --> 00:04:50,208 and your name is super Dan, 135 00:04:50,243 --> 00:04:51,877 and I can kinda see your penis. 136 00:04:51,911 --> 00:04:54,112 And it's just all a rich tapestry. 137 00:04:54,147 --> 00:04:55,447 Yeah, well, I'm a citizen. 138 00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:56,848 I'm from this neighborhood. 139 00:04:56,883 --> 00:04:59,685 So the only reason I'm wearing this costume 140 00:04:59,719 --> 00:05:02,554 is so when I'm fighting crime, , 141 00:05:02,589 --> 00:05:04,256 people will respect my authority. 142 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,557 How's that working out for you? 143 00:05:05,592 --> 00:05:08,260 Detectives, when a citizen comes in off the street, 144 00:05:08,294 --> 00:05:10,762 it is NYPD policy to take a statement. 145 00:05:10,797 --> 00:05:13,665 This isn't enough of a statement? 146 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,734 Yes, I wanted to inquire 147 00:05:15,768 --> 00:05:17,336 about renting out the statue of liberty 148 00:05:17,370 --> 00:05:18,870 for a romantic evening. 149 00:05:18,905 --> 00:05:20,005 Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:20,039 --> 00:05:21,640 Is there a bed in the torch? 151 00:05:21,674 --> 00:05:23,208 No? Okay. 152 00:05:23,242 --> 00:05:24,309 I'll get back to you. 153 00:05:24,344 --> 00:05:26,078 Hey there, Charles. 154 00:05:26,112 --> 00:05:27,679 I thought maybe we should have a little chat 155 00:05:27,714 --> 00:05:29,114 about how crazy you're acting, 156 00:05:29,148 --> 00:05:30,749 and how you're blowing this beyond repair. 157 00:05:30,783 --> 00:05:33,418 Are you really qualified to give romantic advice? 158 00:05:33,453 --> 00:05:36,288 You're not exactly the king of mature relationships. 159 00:05:36,322 --> 00:05:37,689 Fair enough. But I would argue 160 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:39,825 that I am like a beautiful angel of love, 161 00:05:39,859 --> 00:05:41,526 who has trouble finding love for himself. 162 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:42,794 Admit that you would see that movie. 163 00:05:42,829 --> 00:05:43,829 I would. 164 00:05:43,863 --> 00:05:44,963 Thank you for honesty. 165 00:05:44,998 --> 00:05:46,365 But this is not about me. 166 00:05:46,399 --> 00:05:47,633 It's about Charles. 167 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,835 I've seen this before, buddy, and it is bad. 168 00:05:49,869 --> 00:05:51,803 Jake, I'm nowhere near full Boyle. 169 00:05:51,838 --> 00:05:53,772 Then prove it. Just push your 170 00:05:53,806 --> 00:05:55,307 anniversary dinner one night. 171 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,275 Say, "Vivian, tomorrow doesn't work for me. 172 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,377 Can we reschedule?" 173 00:05:58,411 --> 00:06:01,246 If this will convince you, more than happy. 174 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,981 No problem. Great. 175 00:06:03,016 --> 00:06:04,516 Voice mail. 176 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:06,652 God, I love how she says the words, "you've reached." 177 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:08,854 Hi, vivi. It's chucklebunny. Oof. 178 00:06:08,888 --> 00:06:12,824 I'm just calling about dinner tomorrow. 179 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:13,892 I can't wait to see you, 180 00:06:13,926 --> 00:06:15,227 my luscious little breakfast quiche. 181 00:06:15,261 --> 00:06:16,795 I just wanna draw you a bubble bath 182 00:06:16,829 --> 00:06:18,430 and spoon-feed you caviar. 183 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:20,165 I think we should open up a joint checking account. 184 00:06:20,199 --> 00:06:21,667 I love you-- what am I doing? 185 00:06:21,701 --> 00:06:25,203 It's okay. I hung up right after "chucklebunny." 186 00:06:25,238 --> 00:06:28,206 Help me. I've gone full Boyle. 187 00:06:31,161 --> 00:06:33,696 I need to focus on my reelection campaign. 188 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,064 Clear my schedule. 189 00:06:35,098 --> 00:06:36,799 You really care about this little club, huh? 190 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:39,001 It's not a club. It's an organization 191 00:06:39,036 --> 00:06:40,970 that I founded over 25 years ago. 192 00:06:41,004 --> 00:06:43,973 I'm proud to say we now have 50 members. 193 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:46,042 But it wasn't so easy in the beginning. 194 00:06:46,076 --> 00:06:47,877 I'd like to request discretionary funds, 195 00:06:47,911 --> 00:06:49,879 to start an organization supporting black 196 00:06:49,913 --> 00:06:51,514 gay and lesbian police officers. 197 00:06:57,554 --> 00:07:00,056 They never actually said no, 198 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:01,958 so I just went ahead and did it. 199 00:07:01,992 --> 00:07:04,594 I've poured my heart and soul into this organization. 200 00:07:04,628 --> 00:07:07,230 And I'm not gonna just give up the presidency. 201 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:09,532 You should make me your campaign manager. 202 00:07:09,566 --> 00:07:10,933 I was born for politics. 203 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:13,436 I have great hair and I love lying. 204 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:16,172 Find out everything you can about this Jensen. 205 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,573 I'll work on my speech. 206 00:07:17,608 --> 00:07:20,343 How's this for an opening joke? 207 00:07:20,377 --> 00:07:21,611 You know what the toughest part about 208 00:07:21,645 --> 00:07:24,614 being a gay black police officer is? 209 00:07:24,648 --> 00:07:26,716 The discrimination. 210 00:07:28,552 --> 00:07:30,686 I believe that's what you call observational humor. 211 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:33,022 Probably. That's great. 212 00:07:35,192 --> 00:07:37,526 All right, let's go over our disguise 213 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:40,363 I am Herbert goffleman from San Diego. 214 00:07:40,397 --> 00:07:41,631 I came here to stand in the cold 215 00:07:41,665 --> 00:07:43,165 outside the today show, holding a sign 216 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,167 with a misspelled word on it. 217 00:07:45,202 --> 00:07:46,469 Oh, you know what? You win. 218 00:07:46,503 --> 00:07:48,671 That neon green Fanny pack screams, "gullible tourist." 219 00:07:48,705 --> 00:07:49,872 It's mine. I brought it from home. 220 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:51,540 Hey, can I have my phone back, please? 221 00:07:51,575 --> 00:07:53,409 Uh, no, because you will call Vivian, 222 00:07:53,443 --> 00:07:54,543 and you have the worst case 223 00:07:54,578 --> 00:07:56,612 of full Boyle I've ever seen. What? 224 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:57,947 I found this, by the way. 225 00:07:57,981 --> 00:08:00,349 You wrote "Mr. Charles Ludley" over a thousand times. 226 00:08:00,384 --> 00:08:02,151 Why would you take her last name, Boyle? 227 00:08:02,185 --> 00:08:03,319 Look. 228 00:08:03,353 --> 00:08:04,587 For the last two years, I've been 229 00:08:04,621 --> 00:08:06,355 directing all my love at rosa. 230 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:07,990 So my emotions just piled up. 231 00:08:08,025 --> 00:08:09,292 And now with Vivian, my feelings 232 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:11,060 are springing out of me like a fire hose. 233 00:08:11,094 --> 00:08:13,062 Oh, that is overtly sexual. 234 00:08:13,096 --> 00:08:14,363 Jake, I'm gonna ruin it. 235 00:08:14,398 --> 00:08:15,631 You gotta help me. 236 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:16,999 All right, here's the plan. 237 00:08:17,034 --> 00:08:18,668 I'll text Vivian from your phone, 238 00:08:18,702 --> 00:08:20,636 and tell her you want it to be a double date. 239 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,471 That way, I can come with you and hold your hand. 240 00:08:22,506 --> 00:08:23,539 Well, then your hand will be on her butt, 241 00:08:23,573 --> 00:08:24,580 because my hand will be on her butt. 242 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:25,775 You gotta get it together, man. 243 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,677 I told you I need help! 244 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:29,378 Hey, can I get your file 245 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:31,013 on that Atlantic Avenue drug ring? 246 00:08:31,048 --> 00:08:32,848 Sarge gave me and Scully the case. 247 00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:34,984 What? Oh! 248 00:08:35,018 --> 00:08:36,052 Why did you do that? 249 00:08:36,086 --> 00:08:38,187 I-I know I deserved it, but why? 250 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:40,556 Sarge, you reassigned our drug case? 251 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:43,259 Diaz and I have been working it for three months. 252 00:08:43,293 --> 00:08:44,427 Remember super Dan? 253 00:08:44,461 --> 00:08:46,195 The guy you ignored and made fun of? 254 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:48,064 He's been perching on rooftops at night, 255 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:49,932 secretly taking photos of drug deals. 256 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:52,001 He has thousands of images 257 00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:54,236 and can I.D. The entire network of dealers. 258 00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:55,371 What? But you refused 259 00:08:55,405 --> 00:08:57,573 to take his statement, because he had a cape on. 260 00:08:57,607 --> 00:08:59,442 Luckily, Hitchcock and Scully didn't mind. 261 00:08:59,476 --> 00:09:01,177 I didn't even notice he was wearing a cape. 262 00:09:01,211 --> 00:09:03,079 You're a cop. You should've noticed that. 263 00:09:03,113 --> 00:09:05,915 We screwed up. Message received. 264 00:09:05,949 --> 00:09:07,249 Yep, be nicer to virgins. 265 00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:08,784 She doesn't speak for me. 266 00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:11,087 You're not getting your case back. 267 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:12,555 Okay. 268 00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:15,424 Here's what I found out about our competition. 269 00:09:15,459 --> 00:09:18,594 Brian Jensen, born 1899, 270 00:09:18,628 --> 00:09:20,863 served in the Navy during world war I. 271 00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:23,065 A hero at the battle of scimitar hill, 272 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,800 Jensen perished in a factory fire 273 00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:26,936 in the Netherlands. 274 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,704 This may be a different Brian Jensen. 275 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:30,740 I've never been in this position before. 276 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:32,641 I've always run unopposed. 277 00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:35,144 If you wanna compete, you're gonna have to have 278 00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:37,747 a little more pizzazz. 279 00:09:37,781 --> 00:09:39,482 A couple ideas for ya. 280 00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:41,384 The obvious place to start would be you, 281 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:42,718 in a silver suit, 282 00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:45,154 with sunglasses and roller skates-- 283 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,623 the candidate of fun. 284 00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:49,625 What's your second idea? Nada. 285 00:09:49,659 --> 00:09:52,328 Thought I had a slam dunk on the first one. 286 00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:56,365 Hi, there. 287 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,067 We'd like to go to the Times Square. 288 00:09:58,101 --> 00:09:59,869 We're brothers. 289 00:10:01,071 --> 00:10:02,638 We're all set for the double date tonight. 290 00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:05,107 Vivian's bringing her friend bernice. 291 00:10:05,142 --> 00:10:06,475 Bernice? 292 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,344 That sounds like a cartoon dump truck. 293 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:10,179 Whatever, that's probably for the best. 294 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:11,647 I don't need any distractions. 295 00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:13,082 My mission is to protect you. 296 00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,316 All right. 297 00:10:14,351 --> 00:10:15,551 Hey, this guy's going the right way. 298 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:16,952 We should get out and try again. 299 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:18,621 You can let us off here. 300 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:25,294 We would like to buy some bagels. 301 00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:27,063 And where is the sex and the city street? 302 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:28,697 We wanna see where Carrie and big live. 303 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:30,433 I'm a Carrie. I think I'm a Carrie. 304 00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,935 We're both carries. 305 00:10:32,969 --> 00:10:35,037 All right, let's prepare for the date tonight. 306 00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:36,939 Here's the things you're not allowed to talk about: 307 00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:39,442 Love, poetry, music, or passion. 308 00:10:39,476 --> 00:10:41,143 We don't have to talk at all. 309 00:10:41,178 --> 00:10:42,478 I'll just stare into her eyes. 310 00:10:42,512 --> 00:10:44,380 They're like little drops of cilantro reduction 311 00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:46,115 on Lily-white flan. Okay, no. 312 00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:47,716 See, no food talk. 313 00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:48,784 It sets off something primal 314 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:50,252 and disgusting in both of you. 315 00:10:50,287 --> 00:10:51,620 It makes me wanna barf. 316 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:52,922 You're right. Look, if you feel like 317 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,723 you can't handle it, we need a signal. 318 00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:55,791 I'll do this. 319 00:10:58,995 --> 00:11:00,563 And how would you do that naturally? 320 00:11:00,597 --> 00:11:01,697 I don't know. 321 00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,099 This guy's clean, by the way. 322 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,700 Can we pull over, please? 323 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:07,136 There she is. 324 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,504 I don't know if I can do this. 325 00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:09,972 Listen to me. I am with you all night. 326 00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:11,273 And nothing will distract me 327 00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:13,442 from my solemn vow to protect you, okay? 328 00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:14,543 Okay. 329 00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:16,045 Vivian, you look beautiful. 330 00:11:16,079 --> 00:11:17,580 I love your dress. Aww. 331 00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:19,915 You too, Charlie. You look so handsome. 332 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:23,419 Steady, steady. 333 00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:25,387 Jake, this is my friend bernice. 334 00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:28,557 Oh, hello. I'm jak-tractive. 335 00:11:28,592 --> 00:11:29,892 Jak-tractive? 336 00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:34,864 Yes, my parents were hippies. 337 00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:36,365 Let's eat. 338 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,924 Okay, so, Jake, you're a cop. 339 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,726 I wanted to be a cop when I was a kid, 340 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,995 mostly because I love die hard. 341 00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:46,965 Die hard, really? Mm-hmm. 342 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,233 Well, that makes sense, everyone loves that movie. 343 00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:50,501 Oh, not like me. 344 00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:53,338 I sleep in a nakatomi Plaza security t-shirt. 345 00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:55,173 Oh, no. 346 00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:56,641 What kinda dogs do you like? 347 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,343 I mean, you know, just hypothetically, 348 00:11:58,377 --> 00:11:59,844 if we were to get a dog. 349 00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,312 Oh, I love all dogs. 350 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:03,247 When I was a kid, I had the cutest 351 00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:05,516 golden retriever, named Rufus. 352 00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,185 That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. 353 00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:08,553 I wanna meet him. 354 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,655 Charles, why don't you tell Vivian 355 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,523 about the ten-day forecast? 356 00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:13,791 Oh, good idea. 357 00:12:13,826 --> 00:12:14,926 Sorry about that. 358 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,195 So if you're not a cop, then what do you do? 359 00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:18,396 I'm in grad school. 360 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,131 I thought about maybe being a sports reporter, 361 00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:22,700 but it would be impossible for me to be objective. 362 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,435 I love the nets so much. 363 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:26,104 You're a nets fan? I love the nets. 364 00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:29,340 Oh, my God. This season has been a disaster, right? Yes. 365 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,576 And everybody blames it onas kidd. Yes. 366 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,411 But it's like, at a certain point, 367 00:12:33,445 --> 00:12:35,013 Billy king is the one who put the team together. 368 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,014 Yes. 369 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,181 Wow. 370 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,283 I love rainy days. My mother loves rainy days. 371 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:41,386 You should meet her. 372 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,520 Excuse me. 373 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,755 Our signal. 374 00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:45,323 Uh, here's a question for the group. 375 00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:48,326 What is the longest funeral you've ever attended? 376 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,794 Ladies first. 377 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:52,697 On behalf of Captain holt: Floorgasm. 378 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:57,235 ♪ Hands in the air fist pumpin' like champs ♪ 379 00:12:57,269 --> 00:12:59,537 ♪ hands in the air fist pumpin' like champs ♪ 380 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,006 ♪ hands in the air fist pumpin' like champs ♪ 381 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,408 ♪ fist pumpin' like champs 382 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:04,942 ♪ fist pumpin' like champs 383 00:13:07,446 --> 00:13:09,247 Did you like it? 384 00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:11,716 It was inspired by the city of New York, 385 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,651 in that I stole it from some kids 386 00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:15,520 I saw dancing on the subway station. 387 00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:18,189 All of you, go home, immediately. 388 00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:20,558 I appreciate the effort, Gina, but I can't risk 389 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,726 losing this election. 390 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,795 The aaglnycpa means too much. 391 00:13:23,829 --> 00:13:25,263 Let me rehearse my speech. 392 00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:28,199 Do you want a president who struggled against all odds 393 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,034 to create this great organization? 394 00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,036 Or do you want a great nothing 395 00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:35,406 who struggled against nothing odds to create nhing 396 00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:36,808 yikes. 397 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:39,410 The meeting is beginning. 398 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,778 The stakes are very high for me. 399 00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,146 I'm getting nervous. 400 00:13:42,181 --> 00:13:46,918 My stomach is in flux. 401 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,653 You know, in the court of Louis xi, 402 00:13:48,687 --> 00:13:50,521 women would only eat consomme, because 403 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:51,722 they were worried that 404 00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:53,491 chewing would give them wrinkles. 405 00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:55,560 I love it when you talk broth. 406 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,361 Hey, Charles, remember that dog 407 00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:58,629 we found on the train tracks? 408 00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:00,832 Was it inside-out or just very badly burned? 409 00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:01,899 Inside-out. Yeah, 'cause there were 410 00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:02,967 things on the outside that 411 00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:04,435 definitely should've been on the inside. 412 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,603 Definition of inside-out. 413 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,505 Bingo. Uh, will you excuse us? 414 00:14:07,539 --> 00:14:09,707 Bernice and I are gonna use the ladies' room. Yeah. 415 00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,944 Hurry back. Oh, no. 416 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,579 Jake, I can't stop looking at her butt. 417 00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:16,514 Yeah, you are definitely making her uncomfortable. 418 00:14:16,548 --> 00:14:18,182 And this beautiful basketball-loving 419 00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:20,451 die hard fan is tearing down my walls of defenses. 420 00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,153 If we find out that she is half-Jewish, 421 00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,421 we are all doomed! 422 00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:25,056 I know. I borrowed the waiter's phone 423 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,724 when you weren't looking, and bought me and Vivian 424 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,192 plane tickets to Rome. What? 425 00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:29,560 We leave in two hours. 426 00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,362 Terrible itinerary, connect through Vietnam. 427 00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,030 All right, just go home. Get out of here and regroup. 428 00:14:33,065 --> 00:14:34,365 I'll take care of everything. 429 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,567 I'll tell 'em it was an emergency. Thank you. 430 00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:37,568 Can you make it a work emergency, 431 00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:38,669 not a bathroom one? 432 00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:39,770 I kinda wanna make IA. 433 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,974 Sarge, you made your point. 434 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,008 We messed up. 435 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,376 But this is a big case, and Hitchcock 436 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,844 and Scully are gonna screw it up. 437 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:48,179 I'm sure they can handle it. 438 00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:50,581 They have a combined 50 years of experience. 439 00:14:50,616 --> 00:14:52,250 This morning I found Scully's gun 440 00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,318 in the freezer, in the frozen yogurt. 441 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,154 I think he was using it as a spoon. 442 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,856 The truth is, I had to give 'em the case. 443 00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,591 You insulted super Dan. 444 00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:02,793 He refuses to cooperate with you. 445 00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:04,061 We weren't that bad. 446 00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:05,897 You told him his superpower was being so embarrassing 447 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,798 that people laughed themselves to death. 448 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,467 Yeah. 449 00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:12,170 For those of you who don't know me, 450 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,638 I'm officer Brian Jensen. 451 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,440 Listen to him talk. 452 00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:17,608 He has no gravitas. 453 00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:20,178 Do you know what gravitas sounds like? 454 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,914 Greetings, all. 455 00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:25,049 Details about this organization 456 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,485 should be included in NYPD recruitment literature 457 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,187 and on the website. 458 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,222 He actually has some good ideas. 459 00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:33,658 Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dismiss him, 460 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,294 like you were with a certain amazing dance troop. 461 00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:37,662 He isn't fit to be president. 462 00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,397 He hasn't spent the last 25 years 463 00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:41,065 fighting to build this organization. 464 00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:42,366 Right. Is that bad? 465 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:46,537 I thought you created agla--naca--macapa 466 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,472 or whatever, so people like him 467 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,541 wouldn't have to go through what you went through. 468 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,610 Isn't it a good thing that Brian Jensen 469 00:15:52,644 --> 00:15:55,379 didn't have to struggle for 25 years 470 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,181 just to get up on this stage? 471 00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:59,417 Thank you all for your time. 472 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:00,718 I hope you vote for me. 473 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,492 Greetings, all. 474 00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:09,827 You know what the toughest part about 475 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:12,563 being a gay black police officer is? 476 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:13,831 The discrimination. 477 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:17,735 What? 478 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,137 At the very first meeting of the aaglnycpa, 479 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,440 I was elected president unanimously, 480 00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:23,641 because I was the only member 481 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:25,176 and I voted for myself. 482 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:28,112 But after 25 years of struggle, 483 00:16:28,146 --> 00:16:30,314 I am no longer the only member. 484 00:16:30,349 --> 00:16:32,283 And lookorward to casting my vote 485 00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:33,584 for someone else. 486 00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,353 That is why I withdraw my name 487 00:16:35,387 --> 00:16:38,589 from consideration as president. 488 00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,758 Congratulations, Brian. 489 00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,497 If you screw this up, I will impeach you. 490 00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,933 I wrote the bylaws, so I know how to do it. 491 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,969 But I'm very happy for you. 492 00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:55,006 But I will impeach you, if necessary. 493 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,575 Anyways, Charles wanted me 494 00:16:57,609 --> 00:16:59,443 to reiterate how sorry he is, 495 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,078 but he got an emergency call. 496 00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:03,581 And that is plausible, because we're detectives. 497 00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:04,815 Well, is it a tough case? 498 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,784 'Cause Charlie was acting so weird tonight. 499 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,954 Mm-hmm. Work has been so stressful. 500 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,490 Speaking of, here is your coat. 501 00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:13,858 I've gotta run. 502 00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,259 If you wouldn't mind using the back exit, 503 00:17:15,294 --> 00:17:16,494 it'll be much safer. Trust me. 504 00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:19,430 I'm a cop. New York, right? 505 00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:22,667 Charles, what are you doing here? 506 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,335 I'm so close to getting you out of this. 507 00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,103 They're putting their coats on. Funny story-- 508 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,672 I was walking home and I passed a pawn shop. 509 00:17:27,706 --> 00:17:29,006 And then I went into a trance. 510 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,274 And now I have this engagement ring. 511 00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:32,009 No, Charles! Well, 512 00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:33,944 I'm gonna go ask Vivian to marry me. Bye. 513 00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:35,813 No, give me that. Jake! 514 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,814 Give that back. 515 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,049 I'm doing this for your own good. 516 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,917 You've gone full Boyle. I'm helping you out. 517 00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,519 Give me that ring, or I'm gonna pepper spray you. 518 00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:44,989 Pepper spray me, I will pepper spray you! 519 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,358 Huh? Mm. 520 00:17:47,392 --> 00:17:48,359 No! 521 00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:55,466 Aah! 522 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,902 Crap! Crap! Aah, crap! Crap! Aw, crap! 523 00:18:01,195 --> 00:18:02,862 Hey, buddy. 524 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,631 Got you that fancy coffee you like. 525 00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:05,765 Nah, I don't want it. 526 00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:07,500 Ah, so expensive. 527 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:08,668 How you holding up? 528 00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:10,236 Well, Jake, I've been better. 529 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:11,904 Right. Look, I'm sorry 530 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,740 I threw your ring in that boiling pork water. 531 00:18:13,774 --> 00:18:16,042 Yeah. I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you. 532 00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:17,610 I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you. 533 00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:19,279 It burned like hell, right? Yeah. 534 00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:20,346 Thank God for that soda. 535 00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:26,753 Ahh, it's so sticky, but it feels so good. 536 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:28,321 Ooh, cab. 537 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:31,557 After you. Yes, sir. 538 00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:34,927 What are you two still doing here? 539 00:18:34,962 --> 00:18:36,129 Isn't your shift over? 540 00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,630 There's something we need to take care of. 541 00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:40,667 Oh, super Dan, over here. Thanks for coming. 542 00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,201 Great. 543 00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:43,369 You two? 544 00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:44,637 If you guys wanna make fun of me, 545 00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:47,140 just come down to pita paradise like everyone else does. 546 00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,541 We need your help. Why? 547 00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:49,842 What happened to Scully and Hitchcock? 548 00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:52,945 They're busy, cleaning Hitchcock's ear. 549 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,982 Yeah. Did you witness any of these men 550 00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,350 selling narcotics? 551 00:18:57,384 --> 00:18:59,319 This is so official. 552 00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,988 Yeah, this guy, number three. 553 00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,356 That's the mope we brought in. 554 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,224 Yeah, okay. 555 00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:06,859 We're gonna need to take your statement. 556 00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:08,895 Spare no detail. Really? 557 00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:10,496 Mm-hmm. Yeah! 558 00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:13,533 Okay, um, all right. 559 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,802 Well, uh, I was driving around my neighborhood 560 00:19:15,836 --> 00:19:17,904 in the "danmobile," which is my bike. 561 00:19:17,938 --> 00:19:20,306 I know what we did wrong. 562 00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:22,241 Ah, should've followed the rules, 563 00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:24,510 but more importantly, we're supposed 564 00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,612 to help out everyone, no matter what. 565 00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:28,014 That's right. 566 00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,782 Nice work on the arrest. 567 00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:31,751 I got vaccinated that year, 568 00:19:31,785 --> 00:19:33,553 but then I still got the flu. 569 00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:35,521 Whoa. 570 00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:37,056 Don't be bummed, man. 571 00:19:37,091 --> 00:19:39,225 It's gonna be okay. No, it isn't. 572 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:41,427 You can't be with me every minute of every day. 573 00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,329 I'm in love with this woman, for real. 574 00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:45,431 And I'm gonna go full Boyle and scare her off. 575 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:47,600 No, we can figure this out, all right? 576 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,235 I still got your phone, so you're good there-- 577 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,303 hey, hey, hey, hey. 578 00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:52,038 I think we're gonna get robbed. 579 00:19:52,072 --> 00:19:53,239 I need to pull over. 580 00:19:53,273 --> 00:19:56,609 Flat tire. 581 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:57,877 Give me your wallets. 582 00:19:57,911 --> 00:20:00,012 NYPD, you're under arrest for armed robbery! 583 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:01,414 A little to the left, Charles. 584 00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:04,484 Yeah, I'm still not seeing great because of the pepper spray. 585 00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:08,688 Hey, cab driver's in the interrogation room. 586 00:20:08,722 --> 00:20:11,357 You ready? Let's do it. 587 00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:13,459 Oh, no, what's this? 588 00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:15,595 What is this? 589 00:20:15,629 --> 00:20:16,696 I checked your phone. 590 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:17,764 There were a hundred texts from Vivian, 591 00:20:17,798 --> 00:20:18,798 worried about you, 592 00:20:18,832 --> 00:20:20,433 a selfie that I can never unsee, 593 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,968 and dozens of voice mails. 594 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:24,904 Hey, chucklebunny, it's me. 595 00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:25,938 You disappeared last night. 596 00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:27,573 And you were acting weird. 597 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:29,542 And I'm worried it's because I'm moving too fast. 598 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,310 I really wanna see you. 599 00:20:31,345 --> 00:20:32,478 And I know it's 3:00 A.M., 600 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,046 but we should feed each other falafel 601 00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:35,515 in our underwear-- okay. 602 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:37,850 I know it when I hear it. 603 00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:39,118 She's full Boyle. 604 00:20:39,153 --> 00:20:40,353 Full Boyle for Boyle. 605 00:20:40,387 --> 00:20:41,821 I took the liberty of texting her, 606 00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,289 and telling her to come meet you here. 607 00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:45,658 I thought you might wanna give her this, 608 00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:47,660 or something considerably nicer. 609 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:48,995 That is definitely not platinum. 610 00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:50,663 You really think this is a good idea? 611 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,131 Buddy, I honestly don't know, 612 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,066 but you're definitely not gonna scare her off. 613 00:20:54,101 --> 00:20:56,068 I say do whatever makes you happiest. 614 00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:57,170 Jakey, you're the best. 615 00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:58,638 Ahh. 616 00:20:58,672 --> 00:21:00,640 Your body is trembling like a leaf. 617 00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:03,943 I'm so excited. 618 00:21:03,977 --> 00:21:05,311 Yes! Yes? 619 00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:06,646 Yes! 620 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,980 Aww. 621 00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:10,716 Charles is engaged. 622 00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,019 You handled this really well, peralta. 623 00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:15,354 I take back what I said about you being immature. 624 00:21:15,389 --> 00:21:17,957 Oh, apology accepted, fart monster. 625 00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:19,992 Okay. 626 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,327 Ohh. Oh, no. 627 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,562 Oh, boy. Okay. 628 00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,664 Yeah, this is turning into a live sex show. 629 00:21:24,698 --> 00:21:26,032 Yeah, let's go. Oh, no. 630 00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,300 I wasn't saying it in a bad way. 631 00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:28,534 Jake! Yep. 632 00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:31,771 Although they can't see us. 633 00:21:31,805 --> 00:21:33,072 - Jake! - Yep. 634 00:21:33,073 --> 00:21:36,573 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com