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Dryin' dishes, yeah.
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Man, Charles has been
so happy and confident
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ever since he hooked up
with that Professor
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at the Captain's party.
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She has tenure,
and also has ten years,
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times two, older than him.
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That sucked.
Yeah.
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It's nice to see him like this.
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He's so confident.
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This morning, he finally
corrected the barista
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when she called him "Charlize."
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He's been living as
"Charlize broil" for five years.
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It's great.
It's all so great.
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He could take it down,
just a smidge.
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♪ If you like pina coladas
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dead guy, Charles.
Sorry.
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But whatever,
I can handle the singing.
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I'm just so happy for that guy.
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It's about time
he caught a break.
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Sexy train is
leaving the station.
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Check out this caboose.
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Later, sluts.
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Just let him have it.
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Great job, Boyle.
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Sync and corrections by parlobrito
www.addic7ed.com
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Peralta, where are we
with the black cab holdups?
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Well--
I got this, Jakey.
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Oh, all right.
Have at it, man.
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Nice jeans, Boyle.
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Those are surprisingly
low-waisted.
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Eyes up here, Gina.
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I'm more than just
a piece of ass.
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Ooh.
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Not bad, not bad.
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An unlicensed cab driver's
been picking up tourists.
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Driverakeshe vics
down under the B.Q.E.,
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robs 'em at gunpoint,
leaves them stranded.
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Unfortunately, because
they're tourists,
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and our perp is not Caucasian,
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we don't have a clear idea
of what he looks like.
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He was either Latino,
Arab, or Mexican.
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Either way, very Muslim.
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We'll go undercover,
dress as out-of-towners,
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hope the perp picks us up.
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Don't worry, sarge,
we'll nail this guy.
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I can't believe I was just
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briefly attracted to Boyle.
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Ugh. Ugh!
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A Mr. Brain Jensen
here to see you, sir.
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It's Brian.
Mm, not according to this note
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I wrote on my hand
very quickly: "Brain."
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Captain Holt, we recently met
at the African-American
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Gay and Lesbian New York City
Policeman's Association.
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Uh, yes, that name
is quite a mouthful.
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Just call it the "aaglnycpa."
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Your organization has
meant so much to me.
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Uh, well, it's not
my organization.
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I mean, I did found it
and I've been president
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for the last 25 years
and I oversee every detail,
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but really,
it's our organization.
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It's yours.
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And out of respect for you
and everything
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that you've done,
I wanted to stop by
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and let you know I'll be
running for president.
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I hate to run against you,
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but I have some ideas
for change that'll
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bring aaglnycpa
into the 21st century.
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I see.
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Well, it's been good
meeting you.
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And, uh, I wish you
the very best.
Thank you.
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Good-bye, brain.
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It's--it's Brian.
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Very nice man.
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Yes, he is.
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Now, let's figure out how to...
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Destroy him.
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How'd the interview
with the victim go?
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It went okay.
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The guy was from Canada,
said it was probably
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his fault for getting robbed,
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and apologized
for wasting my time.
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Oh, Canada.
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Truly odie to
America's garfield.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, what are you doing
tomorrow night?
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I think I can get us
some nets tickets.
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No go, amigo.
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Tomorrow is vivi's and
my big 20-day anniversary.
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I'm pulling out all the stops.
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Dinner at le bonbon,
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with 300 roses at the table.
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No. Oh, man.
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Then a gondola ride
along the gowanus canal.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
And then, a skywriter's
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gonna write,
"Charles loves v."
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I couldn't afford
her full name.
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Okay, first of all,
"Charles loves v"
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means something very specific
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and, I'm gonna guess,
not what you're intending.
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But more importantly,
you're going full Boyle.
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What? I am not.
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What's full Boyle?
Anytime Charles gets
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into a new relationship,
he gets way too intense
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way too fast, and it always
ends in heartbreak.
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We met on the subway,
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went out to dinner,
and I told her ioveder.
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And my mom was so happy.
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And then the barbershop quartet
I hired started to sing.
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And then she broke up with me.
And then she broke up with you.
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Yes!
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Oh, joanna, no!
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Courtney!
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Rhonda!
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I know when
I'm going full Boyle.
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Trust me, this is different.
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I have it under control.
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Gotta go, Jakey.
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Excuse me.
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Are you a Detective?
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Oh, uh, who's asking?
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I'm super Dan,
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scourge of
Brooklyn's underworld,
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and I need to talk
to an officer of the law.
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I'm busy right now,
working on this... Excuse.
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I think Santiago's free.
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Hi.
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I'm super Dan.
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And I have a crime to report.
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Oh, gosh, I am so sorry.
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I literally just retired.
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This is my retirement cake.
Mmm.
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Thanks, you guys.
I'm gonna miss this place.
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Why aren't you guys
taking me seriously?
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Your cape and your tights,
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and your name is super Dan,
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and I can kinda see your penis.
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And it's just all
a rich tapestry.
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Yeah, well, I'm a citizen.
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I'm from this neighborhood.
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So the only reason
I'm wearing this costume
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is so when I'm fighting crime, ,
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people will respect
my authority.
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How's that working out for you?
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Detectives, when a citizen
comes in off the street,
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it is NYPD policy
to take a statement.
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This isn't enough
of a statement?
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Yes, I wanted to inquire
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about renting out
the statue of liberty
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for a romantic evening.
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Mm-hmm.
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Is there a bed in the torch?
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No? Okay.
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I'll get back to you.
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Hey there, Charles.
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I thought maybe we should
have a little chat
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about how crazy you're acting,
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and how you're blowing this
beyond repair.
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Are you really qualified
to give romantic advice?
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You're not exactly the king
of mature relationships.
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Fair enough.
But I would argue
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that I am like
a beautiful angel of love,
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who has trouble finding love
for himself.
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Admit that you would
see that movie.
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I would.
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Thank you for honesty.
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But this is not about me.
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It's about Charles.
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I've seen this before,
buddy, and it is bad.
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Jake, I'm nowhere near
full Boyle.
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Then prove it.
Just push your
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anniversary dinner one night.
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Say, "Vivian, tomorrow
doesn't work for me.
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Can we reschedule?"
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If this will convince you,
more than happy.
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No problem.
Great.
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Voice mail.
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God, I love how she says
the words, "you've reached."
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Hi, vivi. It's chucklebunny.
Oof.
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I'm just calling
about dinner tomorrow.
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I can't wait to see you,
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my luscious little
breakfast quiche.
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I just wanna
draw you a bubble bath
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and spoon-feed you caviar.
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I think we should open up
a joint checking account.
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I love you--
what am I doing?
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It's okay. I hung up
right after "chucklebunny."
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Help me.
I've gone full Boyle.
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I need to focus
on my reelection campaign.
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Clear my schedule.
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You really care about
this little club, huh?
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It's not a club.
It's an organization
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that I founded
over 25 years ago.
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I'm proud to say we now
have 50 members.
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But it wasn't so easy
in the beginning.
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I'd like to request
discretionary funds,
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to start an organization
supporting black
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gay and lesbian
police officers.
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They never actually said no,
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so I just went ahead
and did it.
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I've poured my heart and soul
into this organization.
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And I'm not gonna just
give up the presidency.
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You should make me
your campaign manager.
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I was born for politics.
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I have great hair
and I love lying.
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Find out everything you can
about this Jensen.
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I'll work on my speech.
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How's this for an opening joke?
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You know what
the toughest part about
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being a gay black
police officer is?
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The discrimination.
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I believe that's what
you call observational humor.
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Probably. That's great.
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All right, let's go over
our disguise
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I am Herbert goffleman
from San Diego.
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I came here to stand
in the cold
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outside the today show,
holding a sign
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with a misspelled word on it.
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Oh, you know what?
You win.
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That neon green Fanny pack
screams, "gullible tourist."
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It's mine.
I brought it from home.
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Hey, can I have
my phone back, please?
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Uh, no, because
you will call Vivian,
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and you have the worst case
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of full Boyle I've ever seen.
What?
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I found this, by the way.
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You wrote "Mr. Charles Ludley"
over a thousand times.
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Why would you
take her last name, Boyle?
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Look.
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For the last two years,
I've been
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directing all my love at rosa.
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So my emotions just piled up.
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And now with Vivian,
my feelings
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are springing out of me
like a fire hose.
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Oh, that is overtly sexual.
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Jake, I'm gonna ruin it.
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You gotta help me.
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All right, here's the plan.
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I'll text Vivian
from your phone,
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and tell her you want it
to be a double date.
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That way, I can come with you
and hold your hand.
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Well, then your hand
will be on her butt,
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because my hand
will be on her butt.
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You gotta get it together, man.
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I told you I need help!
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Hey, can I get your file
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on that Atlantic Avenue
drug ring?
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Sarge gave me and Scully
the case.
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What?
Oh!
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Why did you do that?
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I-I know I deserved it,
but why?
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Sarge, you reassigned
our drug case?
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Diaz and I have been
working it for three months.
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Remember super Dan?
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The guy you ignored
and made fun of?
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He's been perching
on rooftops at night,
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secretly taking photos
of drug deals.
256
00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:52,001
He has thousands of images
257
00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:54,236
and can I.D. The entire network
of dealers.
258
00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:55,371
What?
But you refused
259
00:08:55,405 --> 00:08:57,573
to take his statement,
because he had a cape on.
260
00:08:57,607 --> 00:08:59,442
Luckily, Hitchcock
and Scully didn't mind.
261
00:08:59,476 --> 00:09:01,177
I didn't even notice
he was wearing a cape.
262
00:09:01,211 --> 00:09:03,079
You're a cop.
You should've noticed that.
263
00:09:03,113 --> 00:09:05,915
We screwed up.
Message received.
264
00:09:05,949 --> 00:09:07,249
Yep, be nicer to virgins.
265
00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:08,784
She doesn't speak for me.
266
00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:11,087
You're not getting
your case back.
267
00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:12,555
Okay.
268
00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:15,424
Here's what I found out
about our competition.
269
00:09:15,459 --> 00:09:18,594
Brian Jensen, born 1899,
270
00:09:18,628 --> 00:09:20,863
served in the Navy
during world war I.
271
00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:23,065
A hero at the battle
of scimitar hill,
272
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,800
Jensen perished
in a factory fire
273
00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:26,936
in the Netherlands.
274
00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,704
This may be a different
Brian Jensen.
275
00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:30,740
I've never been
in this position before.
276
00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:32,641
I've always run unopposed.
277
00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:35,144
If you wanna compete,
you're gonna have to have
278
00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:37,747
a little more pizzazz.
279
00:09:37,781 --> 00:09:39,482
A couple ideas for ya.
280
00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:41,384
The obvious place to start
would be you,
281
00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:42,718
in a silver suit,
282
00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:45,154
with sunglasses
and roller skates--
283
00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,623
the candidate of fun.
284
00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:49,625
What's your second idea?
Nada.
285
00:09:49,659 --> 00:09:52,328
Thought I had a slam dunk
on the first one.
286
00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:56,365
Hi, there.
287
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,067
We'd like to go
to the Times Square.
288
00:09:58,101 --> 00:09:59,869
We're brothers.
289
00:10:01,071 --> 00:10:02,638
We're all set for
the double date tonight.
290
00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:05,107
Vivian's bringing
her friend bernice.
291
00:10:05,142 --> 00:10:06,475
Bernice?
292
00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,344
That sounds like
a cartoon dump truck.
293
00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:10,179
Whatever, that's probably
for the best.
294
00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:11,647
I don't need any distractions.
295
00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:13,082
My mission is to protect you.
296
00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,316
All right.
297
00:10:14,351 --> 00:10:15,551
Hey, this guy's going
the right way.
298
00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:16,952
We should get out
and try again.
299
00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:18,621
You can let us off here.
300
00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:25,294
We would like
to buy some bagels.
301
00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:27,063
And where is
the sex and the city street?
302
00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:28,697
We wanna see
where Carrie and big live.
303
00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:30,433
I'm a Carrie.
I think I'm a Carrie.
304
00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,935
We're both carries.
305
00:10:32,969 --> 00:10:35,037
All right, let's prepare
for the date tonight.
306
00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:36,939
Here's the things you're not
allowed to talk about:
307
00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:39,442
Love, poetry, music,
or passion.
308
00:10:39,476 --> 00:10:41,143
We don't have to talk at all.
309
00:10:41,178 --> 00:10:42,478
I'll just stare into her eyes.
310
00:10:42,512 --> 00:10:44,380
They're like little drops
of cilantro reduction
311
00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:46,115
on Lily-white flan.
Okay, no.
312
00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:47,716
See, no food talk.
313
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:48,784
It sets off something primal
314
00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:50,252
and disgusting in both of you.
315
00:10:50,287 --> 00:10:51,620
It makes me wanna barf.
316
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:52,922
You're right.
Look, if you feel like
317
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,723
you can't handle it,
we need a signal.
318
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:55,791
I'll do this.
319
00:10:58,995 --> 00:11:00,563
And how would you
do that naturally?
320
00:11:00,597 --> 00:11:01,697
I don't know.
321
00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,099
This guy's clean, by the way.
322
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,700
Can we pull over, please?
323
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:07,136
There she is.
324
00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,504
I don't know if I can do this.
325
00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:09,972
Listen to me.
I am with you all night.
326
00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:11,273
And nothing will distract me
327
00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:13,442
from my solemn vow
to protect you, okay?
328
00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:14,543
Okay.
329
00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:16,045
Vivian, you look beautiful.
330
00:11:16,079 --> 00:11:17,580
I love your dress.
Aww.
331
00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:19,915
You too, Charlie.
You look so handsome.
332
00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:23,419
Steady, steady.
333
00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:25,387
Jake, this is
my friend bernice.
334
00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:28,557
Oh, hello.
I'm jak-tractive.
335
00:11:28,592 --> 00:11:29,892
Jak-tractive?
336
00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:34,864
Yes, my parents were hippies.
337
00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:36,365
Let's eat.
338
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,924
Okay, so, Jake, you're a cop.
339
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,726
I wanted to be a cop
when I was a kid,
340
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,995
mostly because I love die hard.
341
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:46,965
Die hard, really?
Mm-hmm.
342
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,233
Well, that makes sense,
everyone loves that movie.
343
00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:50,501
Oh, not like me.
344
00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:53,338
I sleep in a nakatomi Plaza
security t-shirt.
345
00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:55,173
Oh, no.
346
00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:56,641
What kinda dogs do you like?
347
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,343
I mean, you know,
just hypothetically,
348
00:11:58,377 --> 00:11:59,844
if we were to get a dog.
349
00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,312
Oh, I love all dogs.
350
00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:03,247
When I was a kid,
I had the cutest
351
00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:05,516
golden retriever, named Rufus.
352
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,185
That is the most amazing thing
I've ever heard.
353
00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:08,553
I wanna meet him.
354
00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,655
Charles, why don't you
tell Vivian
355
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,523
about the ten-day forecast?
356
00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:13,791
Oh, good idea.
357
00:12:13,826 --> 00:12:14,926
Sorry about that.
358
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,195
So if you're not a cop,
then what do you do?
359
00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:18,396
I'm in grad school.
360
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,131
I thought about maybe
being a sports reporter,
361
00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:22,700
but it would be impossible
for me to be objective.
362
00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,435
I love the nets so much.
363
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:26,104
You're a nets fan?
I love the nets.
364
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:29,340
Oh, my God. This season
has been a disaster, right?
Yes.
365
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,576
And everybody blames it
onas kidd.
Yes.
366
00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,411
But it's like,
at a certain point,
367
00:12:33,445 --> 00:12:35,013
Billy king is the one
who put the team together.
368
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,014
Yes.
369
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,181
Wow.
370
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,283
I love rainy days.
My mother loves rainy days.
371
00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:41,386
You should meet her.
372
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,520
Excuse me.
373
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,755
Our signal.
374
00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:45,323
Uh, here's a question
for the group.
375
00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:48,326
What is the longest funeral
you've ever attended?
376
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,794
Ladies first.
377
00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:52,697
On behalf
of Captain holt: Floorgasm.
378
00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:57,235
♪ Hands in the air
fist pumpin' like champs ♪
379
00:12:57,269 --> 00:12:59,537
♪ hands in the air
fist pumpin' like champs ♪
380
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,006
♪ hands in the air
fist pumpin' like champs ♪
381
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,408
♪ fist pumpin' like champs
382
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:04,942
♪ fist pumpin' like champs
383
00:13:07,446 --> 00:13:09,247
Did you like it?
384
00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:11,716
It was inspired
by the city of New York,
385
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,651
in that I stole it
from some kids
386
00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:15,520
I saw dancing
on the subway station.
387
00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:18,189
All of you, go home,
immediately.
388
00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:20,558
I appreciate the effort,
Gina, but I can't risk
389
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,726
losing this election.
390
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,795
The aaglnycpa means too much.
391
00:13:23,829 --> 00:13:25,263
Let me rehearse my speech.
392
00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:28,199
Do you want a president
who struggled against all odds
393
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,034
to create
this great organization?
394
00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,036
Or do you want a great nothing
395
00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:35,406
who struggled against
nothing odds to create nhing
396
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:36,808
yikes.
397
00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:39,410
The meeting is beginning.
398
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,778
The stakes are
very high for me.
399
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,146
I'm getting nervous.
400
00:13:42,181 --> 00:13:46,918
My stomach is in flux.
401
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,653
You know, in the court
of Louis xi,
402
00:13:48,687 --> 00:13:50,521
women would only eat consomme,
because
403
00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:51,722
they were worried that
404
00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:53,491
chewing would
give them wrinkles.
405
00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:55,560
I love it when you talk broth.
406
00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,361
Hey, Charles, remember that dog
407
00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:58,629
we found on the train tracks?
408
00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:00,832
Was it inside-out
or just very badly burned?
409
00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:01,899
Inside-out.
Yeah, 'cause there were
410
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:02,967
things on the outside that
411
00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:04,435
definitely should've been
on the inside.
412
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,603
Definition of inside-out.
413
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,505
Bingo.
Uh, will you excuse us?
414
00:14:07,539 --> 00:14:09,707
Bernice and I are gonna
use the ladies' room.
Yeah.
415
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,944
Hurry back.
Oh, no.
416
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,579
Jake, I can't stop
looking at her butt.
417
00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:16,514
Yeah, you are definitely
making her uncomfortable.
418
00:14:16,548 --> 00:14:18,182
And this beautiful
basketball-loving
419
00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:20,451
die hard fan is tearing down
my walls of defenses.
420
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,153
If we find out that
she is half-Jewish,
421
00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,421
we are all doomed!
422
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:25,056
I know.
I borrowed the waiter's phone
423
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,724
when you weren't looking,
and bought me and Vivian
424
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,192
plane tickets to Rome.
What?
425
00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:29,560
We leave in two hours.
426
00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,362
Terrible itinerary,
connect through Vietnam.
427
00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,030
All right, just go home.
Get out of here and regroup.
428
00:14:33,065 --> 00:14:34,365
I'll take care of everything.
429
00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,567
I'll tell 'em
it was an emergency.
Thank you.
430
00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:37,568
Can you make it
a work emergency,
431
00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:38,669
not a bathroom one?
432
00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:39,770
I kinda wanna make IA.
433
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,974
Sarge, you made your point.
434
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,008
We messed up.
435
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,376
But this is a big case,
and Hitchcock
436
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,844
and Scully are gonna
screw it up.
437
00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:48,179
I'm sure they can handle it.
438
00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:50,581
They have a combined
50 years of experience.
439
00:14:50,616 --> 00:14:52,250
This morning I found
Scully's gun
440
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,318
in the freezer,
in the frozen yogurt.
441
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,154
I think he was using it
as a spoon.
442
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,856
The truth is,
I had to give 'em the case.
443
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,591
You insulted super Dan.
444
00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:02,793
He refuses to cooperate
with you.
445
00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:04,061
We weren't that bad.
446
00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:05,897
You told him his superpower
was being so embarrassing
447
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,798
that people
laughed themselves to death.
448
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,467
Yeah.
449
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:12,170
For those of you
who don't know me,
450
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,638
I'm officer Brian Jensen.
451
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,440
Listen to him talk.
452
00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:17,608
He has no gravitas.
453
00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:20,178
Do you know what gravitas
sounds like?
454
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,914
Greetings, all.
455
00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:25,049
Details about this organization
456
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,485
should be included
in NYPD recruitment literature
457
00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,187
and on the website.
458
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,222
He actually has
some good ideas.
459
00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:33,658
Maybe you shouldn't be
so quick to dismiss him,
460
00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,294
like you were with a certain
amazing dance troop.
461
00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:37,662
He isn't fit to be president.
462
00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,397
He hasn't spent
the last 25 years
463
00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:41,065
fighting to build
this organization.
464
00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:42,366
Right. Is that bad?
465
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:46,537
I thought you created
agla--naca--macapa
466
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,472
or whatever, so people like him
467
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,541
wouldn't have to go through
what you went through.
468
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,610
Isn't it a good thing
that Brian Jensen
469
00:15:52,644 --> 00:15:55,379
didn't have to struggle
for 25 years
470
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,181
just to get up on this stage?
471
00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:59,417
Thank you all for your time.
472
00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:00,718
I hope you vote for me.
473
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,492
Greetings, all.
474
00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:09,827
You know what
the toughest part about
475
00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:12,563
being a gay black
police officer is?
476
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:13,831
The discrimination.
477
00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:17,735
What?
478
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,137
At the very first meeting
of the aaglnycpa,
479
00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,440
I was elected president
unanimously,
480
00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:23,641
because I was the only member
481
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:25,176
and I voted for myself.
482
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:28,112
But after 25 years of struggle,
483
00:16:28,146 --> 00:16:30,314
I am no longer the only member.
484
00:16:30,349 --> 00:16:32,283
And lookorward
to casting my vote
485
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:33,584
for someone else.
486
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,353
That is why I withdraw my name
487
00:16:35,387 --> 00:16:38,589
from consideration
as president.
488
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,758
Congratulations, Brian.
489
00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,497
If you screw this up,
I will impeach you.
490
00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,933
I wrote the bylaws,
so I know how to do it.
491
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,969
But I'm very happy for you.
492
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:55,006
But I will impeach you,
if necessary.
493
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,575
Anyways, Charles wanted me
494
00:16:57,609 --> 00:16:59,443
to reiterate how sorry he is,
495
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,078
but he got an emergency call.
496
00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:03,581
And that is plausible,
because we're detectives.
497
00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:04,815
Well, is it a tough case?
498
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,784
'Cause Charlie was acting
so weird tonight.
499
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,954
Mm-hmm. Work has been
so stressful.
500
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,490
Speaking of, here is your coat.
501
00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:13,858
I've gotta run.
502
00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,259
If you wouldn't mind
using the back exit,
503
00:17:15,294 --> 00:17:16,494
it'll be much safer.
Trust me.
504
00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:19,430
I'm a cop. New York, right?
505
00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:22,667
Charles, what are you
doing here?
506
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,335
I'm so close to getting you
out of this.
507
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,103
They're putting their coats on.
Funny story--
508
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,672
I was walking home
and I passed a pawn shop.
509
00:17:27,706 --> 00:17:29,006
And then I went into a trance.
510
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,274
And now I have
this engagement ring.
511
00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:32,009
No, Charles!
Well,
512
00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:33,944
I'm gonna go ask Vivian
to marry me. Bye.
513
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:35,813
No, give me that.
Jake!
514
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,814
Give that back.
515
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,049
I'm doing this
for your own good.
516
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,917
You've gone full Boyle.
I'm helping you out.
517
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,519
Give me that ring,
or I'm gonna pepper spray you.
518
00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:44,989
Pepper spray me,
I will pepper spray you!
519
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,358
Huh?
Mm.
520
00:17:47,392 --> 00:17:48,359
No!
521
00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:55,466
Aah!
522
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,902
Crap! Crap! Aah, crap!
Crap! Aw, crap!
523
00:18:01,195 --> 00:18:02,862
Hey, buddy.
524
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,631
Got you that fancy coffee
you like.
525
00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:05,765
Nah, I don't want it.
526
00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:07,500
Ah, so expensive.
527
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:08,668
How you holding up?
528
00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:10,236
Well, Jake, I've been better.
529
00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:11,904
Right. Look, I'm sorry
530
00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,740
I threw your ring
in that boiling pork water.
531
00:18:13,774 --> 00:18:16,042
Yeah. I'm sorry
I pepper sprayed you.
532
00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:17,610
I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you.
533
00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:19,279
It burned like hell, right?
Yeah.
534
00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:20,346
Thank God for that soda.
535
00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:26,753
Ahh, it's so sticky,
but it feels so good.
536
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:28,321
Ooh, cab.
537
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:31,557
After you.
Yes, sir.
538
00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:34,927
What are you two
still doing here?
539
00:18:34,962 --> 00:18:36,129
Isn't your shift over?
540
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,630
There's something we need
to take care of.
541
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:40,667
Oh, super Dan, over here.
Thanks for coming.
542
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,201
Great.
543
00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:43,369
You two?
544
00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:44,637
If you guys wanna
make fun of me,
545
00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:47,140
just come down to pita paradise
like everyone else does.
546
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,541
We need your help.
Why?
547
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:49,842
What happened to Scully
and Hitchcock?
548
00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:52,945
They're busy,
cleaning Hitchcock's ear.
549
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,982
Yeah. Did you witness
any of these men
550
00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,350
selling narcotics?
551
00:18:57,384 --> 00:18:59,319
This is so official.
552
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,988
Yeah, this guy, number three.
553
00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,356
That's the mope we brought in.
554
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,224
Yeah, okay.
555
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:06,859
We're gonna need
to take your statement.
556
00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:08,895
Spare no detail.
Really?
557
00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:10,496
Mm-hmm.
Yeah!
558
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:13,533
Okay, um, all right.
559
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,802
Well, uh, I was driving
around my neighborhood
560
00:19:15,836 --> 00:19:17,904
in the "danmobile,"
which is my bike.
561
00:19:17,938 --> 00:19:20,306
I know what we did wrong.
562
00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:22,241
Ah, should've
followed the rules,
563
00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:24,510
but more importantly,
we're supposed
564
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,612
to help out everyone,
no matter what.
565
00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:28,014
That's right.
566
00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,782
Nice work on the arrest.
567
00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:31,751
I got vaccinated that year,
568
00:19:31,785 --> 00:19:33,553
but then I still got the flu.
569
00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:35,521
Whoa.
570
00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:37,056
Don't be bummed, man.
571
00:19:37,091 --> 00:19:39,225
It's gonna be okay.
No, it isn't.
572
00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:41,427
You can't be with me
every minute of every day.
573
00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,329
I'm in love with this woman,
for real.
574
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:45,431
And I'm gonna go full Boyle
and scare her off.
575
00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:47,600
No, we can figure this out,
all right?
576
00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,235
I still got your phone,
so you're good there--
577
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,303
hey, hey, hey, hey.
578
00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:52,038
I think we're gonna get robbed.
579
00:19:52,072 --> 00:19:53,239
I need to pull over.
580
00:19:53,273 --> 00:19:56,609
Flat tire.
581
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:57,877
Give me your wallets.
582
00:19:57,911 --> 00:20:00,012
NYPD, you're under arrest
for armed robbery!
583
00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:01,414
A little to the left, Charles.
584
00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:04,484
Yeah, I'm still not seeing great
because of the pepper spray.
585
00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:08,688
Hey, cab driver's
in the interrogation room.
586
00:20:08,722 --> 00:20:11,357
You ready?
Let's do it.
587
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:13,459
Oh, no, what's this?
588
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:15,595
What is this?
589
00:20:15,629 --> 00:20:16,696
I checked your phone.
590
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:17,764
There were a hundred texts
from Vivian,
591
00:20:17,798 --> 00:20:18,798
worried about you,
592
00:20:18,832 --> 00:20:20,433
a selfie that
I can never unsee,
593
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,968
and dozens of voice mails.
594
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:24,904
Hey, chucklebunny, it's me.
595
00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:25,938
You disappeared last night.
596
00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:27,573
And you were acting weird.
597
00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:29,542
And I'm worried it's
because I'm moving too fast.
598
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,310
I really wanna see you.
599
00:20:31,345 --> 00:20:32,478
And I know it's 3:00 A.M.,
600
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,046
but we should
feed each other falafel
601
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:35,515
in our underwear--
okay.
602
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:37,850
I know it when I hear it.
603
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:39,118
She's full Boyle.
604
00:20:39,153 --> 00:20:40,353
Full Boyle for Boyle.
605
00:20:40,387 --> 00:20:41,821
I took the liberty
of texting her,
606
00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,289
and telling her to
come meet you here.
607
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:45,658
I thought you might
wanna give her this,
608
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:47,660
or something
considerably nicer.
609
00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:48,995
That is definitely
not platinum.
610
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:50,663
You really think
this is a good idea?
611
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,131
Buddy, I honestly don't know,
612
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,066
but you're definitely
not gonna scare her off.
613
00:20:54,101 --> 00:20:56,068
I say do whatever
makes you happiest.
614
00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:57,170
Jakey, you're the best.
615
00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:58,638
Ahh.
616
00:20:58,672 --> 00:21:00,640
Your body is trembling
like a leaf.
617
00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:03,943
I'm so excited.
618
00:21:03,977 --> 00:21:05,311
Yes!
Yes?
619
00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:06,646
Yes!
620
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,980
Aww.
621
00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:10,716
Charles is engaged.
622
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,019
You handled this
really well, peralta.
623
00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:15,354
I take back what I said
about you being immature.
624
00:21:15,389 --> 00:21:17,957
Oh, apology accepted,
fart monster.
625
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:19,992
Okay.
626
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,327
Ohh.
Oh, no.
627
00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,562
Oh, boy.
Okay.
628
00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,664
Yeah, this is turning into
a live sex show.
629
00:21:24,698 --> 00:21:26,032
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, no.
630
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,300
I wasn't saying it
in a bad way.
631
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:28,534
Jake!
Yep.
632
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:31,771
Although they can't see us.
633
00:21:31,805 --> 00:21:33,072
- Jake!
- Yep.
634
00:21:33,073 --> 00:21:36,573
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