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So, again, your alibi is
a mysterious stranger
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handed you the gun,
made you put your prints on it,
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robbed the store,
and then hid the gun
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in your underpants.
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Well, yeah, if you say it
like that,
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it don't sound believable.
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Oh, hey, captain.
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Did you get my report
on the Finley murder?
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Yeah, I looked it over.
Nice work.
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Good. Thanks, dad.
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Why is everyone
staring at me?
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You just called
captain Holt "dad."
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What? No, I didn't.
I said, "thanks, man."
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Do you see me as
a father figure, Peralta?
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No. If anything, I see you
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as a "bother" figure,
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'cause you're always
bothering me.
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Hey, show your father
some respect.
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I didn't call him dad.
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No, no, no, no, Jacob.
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I take it as a compliment.
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I called Vivian "mom" once,
and she's my fiancee.
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Guys, jump on that!
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Boyle has
psycho-sexual issues.
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Old news.
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But you calling Holt "daddy"--
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hey, "daddy" is not
on the table here.
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But you did call him
"dad," dude.
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All right, all right,
I was lying about the holdup.
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But the dad thing,
that happened.
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Aha!
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He admitted that his alibi
was a lie.
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It was a trap, all part
of my crazy, devious plan.
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I believe you.
Thank you.
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Son.
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Do you want to talk
about it later
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over a game of catch?
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I'd like that.
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Thank you for coming in
on your day off.
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I know you'd all rather be
at home,
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binge watching media content.
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Oh! I just started
the second season
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of media content.
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No spoilers.
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But these evaluations
are important.
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Sir, I think I speak
for all of us...
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She doesn't.
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When I say that we can't wait
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for you to sit
in judgment of us.
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Oh, these will be
self-evaluations, Santiago.
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Why...Se.
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Very wise, sir.
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Nice save.
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Also, please stay
out of the way
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of the weekend squad.
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They are on duty,
and the bullpen is theirs.
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I hate the weekend squad.
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Detective lohank
shaves at my desk
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and gets hair
all over my computer.
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My "r" key
is jammed with stubble.
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Well, that explains
the email you sent
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about the "guesome mude."
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Dismissed.
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I'm pumped for these
evaluations, sir.
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I can't wait to hear what you
have to say about my squad.
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I think they've had
a great year.
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I feel like
a proud mama hen
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whose baby chicks
have learned to fly.
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Interesting analogy,
sergeant.
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Chickens are famously bad
at flying.
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Yo.
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Peralta asked to be first,
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which shows how seriously
he's begun taking his job.
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Nope, I just want to get
this over with.
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So I have 72 arrests,
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an 80% clearance rate,
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but most importantly,
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I wore a tie sometimes.
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Now, I have a question
for you:
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Is there any way
I can borrow $430,000?
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Why on earth do you need
that much money?
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I need to buy my apartment.
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I've been living
at my Nana's place
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since she passed away
'cause it's rent-controlled,
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but now the building's
going co-op,
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so I have to buy it.
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I need to secure a loan
by the end of the day.
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Uh, so should we do
a wire transfer,
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or do you think cash
is easier?
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Let's just do cash.
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Shouldn't you be asking
somebody else
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for that kind of money?
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Like a bank?
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Yeah, I tried that.
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Jake, I cannot believe
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you're gonna lose
Nana's apartment.
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We grew up together.
We used to hang out there
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every day after school.
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That's right, because there was
no one to look after us,
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because our moms
both worked, and...
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We didn't have fathers
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Peralta, I will not give you
a cool half mil
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because you had
a slightly sad childhood.
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Go solve
your housing crisis.
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Nana made me the intelligent,
sensuous woman I am today.
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Weird way to describe
a grandma's influence on you.
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I'm sorry, Gina.
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I don't know
that we can spare you.
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Um, these are her notes
so far.
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"Empanadas, Atlantic city,
birth control."
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No, that's my travel journal.
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I haven't started
on the notes yet.
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You may go with Peralta.
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Both: Thank you.
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I want to take Vivian
somewhere romantic tonight.
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How about this?
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Graziolo's,
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for the porco digestivo meal.
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It's a culinary tour
of a pig's digestive track.
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Pig bung gelato for two,
anyone?
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Uh-oh, heads up.
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Weekend crew.
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I feel sad for you.
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I love my desk buddy.
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Sometimes detective kearns
and I leave presents
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for each other.
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Well, lohank's
a stubble monkey.
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I hate him
and his face garbage.
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Why don't you just tell him
to stop shaving at his desk?
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He denies even doing it.
I don't know why.
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Next time I catch him shaving,
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I'm gonna punch him
so hard in the mouth
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he bites his own heart.
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Could that be why
he denies doing it?
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Oh, yeah, you could be right.
Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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It is always so crazy
coming back here.
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Remember when Nana got cable?
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We watched house party 2
so many times.
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It was a pajama-jamma-jam.
We had no choice.
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Our hands were tied.
I gotta say,
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I'm psyched to be hanging
like this, old-school stylez.
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"Stylez" with a "z".
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Oh, I could tell.
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Okay, well, maybe we can
figure out a way for you
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to afford this place.
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Hup, hup, before we get
all financial,
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can I interest you
in an ice-cold foh-dy?
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A'ight.
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So talk to me, goose.
How we lookin'?
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Sexy, but not like
we're trying too hard.
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Like, sure, we're trying,
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but it's almost effortless.
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Yeah, no,
I knew all of that.
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I meant the money thing.
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Oh. My first impression
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is that you have a debilitating
spending problem.
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Jake, you have
six massage chairs.
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Well, they don't make
a massage couch.
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Okay, but you also have
three turntables.
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Ooh, yeah!
I'm learning how to spin.
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Check it out.
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All I have are my grandma's
old klezmer records,
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and I still haven't
quite figured out
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how to sync up the beats,
but it's not bad, right?
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It sounds like joy behar
falling down some stairs.
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Okay, you also purchased
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Olympus has fallen
on demand 12 times.
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Was it a difficult movie
for you to follow?
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No, just watched it a lot.
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How much do I have to cut back
in order to keep this place?
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Infinity percent.
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Technically speaking,
you're bankrupt, kiddo.
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That sounds bad.
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I only said "kiddo"
to soften the blow, kiddo.
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This is so unfair.
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And then all of the sudden,
they decide they're going co-op
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with zero warning?
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It seems illegal
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they didn't tell you
this was happening.
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Well, it's possible
I missed a letter,
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but I doubt it.
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Ooh, let's check
the mail tub.
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Mail tub?
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Nope. No.
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No.
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See? It's impossible
to find anything in here.
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It's not my fault.
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This is actually
a cool little bathroom.
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Nice claw-foot tub.
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Which I will never throw
my mail into again.
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Unless...
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I didn't want to do this,
but I do know one way
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we could get the money.
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You'd make
a decent prostitute.
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I'd make an amazing prostitute.
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But I was actually talking
about this guy I know, Frank.
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He's kinda skeevy, but he will
loan money to anybody.
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So he's a loan shark.
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Maybe you're not
thinking this through.
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Says the woman who's been
engaged eight times.
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Uh, but never married once.
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Game, set, match--linetti.
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Well, it's the only choice
i have.
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So let's go.
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Sir, I know we got off
to a weird start,
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so to get things
back on track,
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I'd like to bring in
Santiago next.
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She's had a great year.
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You wanted
to see me, sirs?
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I was reading
the sergeant's lips
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through the window,
and he either said,
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"bring in Santiago next,"
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or something
about a San Diego nest.
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Are you ready
for your self-evaluation?
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I am.
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I understand from a lip-reading
session last week
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that you intend to ask us
each ten questions.
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But for you, I have
just one question.
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What is your biggest...
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Flaw?
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My biggest flaw?
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Working too hard?
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Being too thorough?
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Caring too much?
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Got it.
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Something entirely different.
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Rosa, look!
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Lohank is shaving
right now.
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Both, in slow-motion: Noooo!
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Boyle, call an ambulance.
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I'm gonna do
some stuff to him.
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Or we give him a taste
of his own medicine.
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We fill his locker
with shaving cream
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and loose hair.
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I like it.
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I cannot believe
I am considering
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a non-violent option.
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And I know just where to get
a bundle of loose hair.
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How much interest
do you charge?
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Look, I'm not a bank.
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It's my own personal money.
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So I take a larger vig.
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20 points.
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A "vig." So cool.
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Well, I don't need much.
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Just, like, $430,000.
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Nah, too much.
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I make small loans
to desperate losers.
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And friends, like you.
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Well, I'm happy
this went terribly.
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Uh, we do have to go now,
so please excuse us.
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Wait, I just need enough
to show the co-op board
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I can make a down payment
at the bank.
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How about $20,000?
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Two bags of ziti?
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That I can do.
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00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:31,108
"Bags of ziti?"
259
00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,809
Come on, Gina,
how awesome is that?
260
00:09:32,811 --> 00:09:34,111
Get on board.
261
00:09:34,113 --> 00:09:36,113
Come on, Gina.
Get on board.
262
00:09:36,115 --> 00:09:38,281
Jake, he is a sea witch
in disguise.
263
00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:40,117
Do not sing into his shell.
264
00:09:40,119 --> 00:09:42,519
I have no idea what you're
talking about right now.
265
00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:44,221
Oh, little mermaid.
266
00:09:44,223 --> 00:09:46,156
What have you done?
267
00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:48,859
Oh, yeah.
268
00:09:48,861 --> 00:09:50,393
Wow.
269
00:09:50,395 --> 00:09:52,596
Nothing gets you smiling
like cold-blooded vengeance.
270
00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:58,568
And now,
the piece de resistance.
271
00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:00,470
Emilio's giant bag of hair.
272
00:10:01,773 --> 00:10:04,608
Oh, this is disgusting.
273
00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:05,642
It's perfect.
274
00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:06,776
Ugh.
Ugh.
275
00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:09,646
Ooh, check--check this out.
276
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,684
I'm tom Selleck.
Park my chopper on the beach.
277
00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:19,289
I'm a Billy goat.
278
00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:23,493
Oh!
279
00:10:23,495 --> 00:10:26,263
Oh, I think I swallowed
a bunch of stranger hair.
280
00:10:26,265 --> 00:10:27,464
Ugh!
281
00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:28,865
Hey.
282
00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:30,834
Mr. henders,
the king of the lobby.
283
00:10:30,836 --> 00:10:33,737
Jake, the co-op board meeting
was an hour ago.
284
00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:35,572
I know.
I am so sorry.
285
00:10:35,574 --> 00:10:38,608
It's just I've been pretty busy
with police work, you know,
286
00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,377
with my police friends,
287
00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:43,180
helping out non-police folk
such as yourself,
288
00:10:43,182 --> 00:10:45,182
keeping you safe police.
289
00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:46,183
We appreciate your service.
290
00:10:46,185 --> 00:10:49,252
Look, I know there's been
a lot of misconceptions
291
00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:50,587
about my financial situation,
292
00:10:50,589 --> 00:10:53,356
but I am ready to put that
to rest right now.
293
00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:55,192
Boom goes the dynamite.
Oh, my God.
294
00:10:55,194 --> 00:10:56,860
That's $20,000 right there,
295
00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:59,329
and I intend to use it
as a down payment on a mortgage.
296
00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:00,497
Where did you get this money?
297
00:11:00,499 --> 00:11:01,565
Just had it lying around.
298
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,233
You've been
an adequate tenant.
299
00:11:03,235 --> 00:11:04,935
Adequate.
But we needed
a completed application
300
00:11:04,937 --> 00:11:06,503
with a bank loan by today.
301
00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:08,638
With all due respect, sir,
that's not fair.
302
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,906
I mean, I didn't even know
that the building
303
00:11:09,908 --> 00:11:11,374
was going co-op
until last week.
304
00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:12,409
I got one letter.
305
00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:14,311
We left you 15 voicemails
as well.
306
00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:15,912
Ah, voicemails.
Well, that explains it.
307
00:11:15,914 --> 00:11:18,315
My generation mostly texts.
308
00:11:18,317 --> 00:11:19,950
I'm only 33, so--
309
00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:21,484
we're in the same generation.
I'm 31.
310
00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:22,886
31?
Mm-hmm.
311
00:11:22,888 --> 00:11:24,354
But I call you "mister."
312
00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:27,324
And you wear a suit, and...
313
00:11:27,326 --> 00:11:28,692
That.
314
00:11:28,694 --> 00:11:30,427
Did you just point
at my bald spot?
315
00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:31,695
No.
Look.
316
00:11:31,697 --> 00:11:33,363
We're putting the apartment
on the market.
317
00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,298
We need to get it ready
for brokers to show.
318
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,900
We need you out
by next Friday.
319
00:11:36,902 --> 00:11:39,236
Ohhh, next Friday's
a little tough for me.
320
00:11:39,238 --> 00:11:40,637
Is there any way
we could move it
321
00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,906
to the Sunday after
eight years from next Friday?
322
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,775
Based on your judge-y eyes,
323
00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:48,645
I am going to take back
my dynamite.
324
00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:50,413
Un-boom.
325
00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:53,450
You got a full head--
head of hair.
326
00:11:53,452 --> 00:11:55,385
Nope.
Okay.
327
00:11:59,925 --> 00:12:01,691
Aw, that bad?
328
00:12:01,693 --> 00:12:03,293
I'm gonna be homeless.
329
00:12:03,295 --> 00:12:04,728
A homeless cop.
330
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:05,862
It's like a made-for-TV movie
331
00:12:05,864 --> 00:12:07,030
that I will not be able
to watch
332
00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:08,498
because I won't have
a television
333
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,666
because I'll be homeless.
334
00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:11,368
Chin up, lil' pup.
335
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:12,836
First of all, you could
watch it on your phone.
336
00:12:12,838 --> 00:12:15,972
Second, this isn't the only
apartment in the city.
337
00:12:15,974 --> 00:12:17,340
We'll find you a new one.
338
00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:19,509
You're right.
339
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:20,744
You're right.
This could be good.
340
00:12:20,746 --> 00:12:22,412
I mean, maybe we'll find
a great place.
341
00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:24,447
Atta girl.
In a cooler neighborhood.
342
00:12:24,449 --> 00:12:25,548
That's right, girl.
343
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,883
Maybe I'll even have
a cute neighbor.
344
00:12:26,885 --> 00:12:28,385
Get it, girl.
345
00:12:28,387 --> 00:12:29,653
You gotta stop
calling me girl.
346
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:31,921
Sorry, girl.
347
00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:33,456
Okay, sirs.
348
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,925
I know why you weren't happy
with my self-evaluation.
349
00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,294
You didn't want me
to say a flaw
350
00:12:37,296 --> 00:12:38,695
that was actually positive,
351
00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:40,530
like how the sergeant
always says it's bad
352
00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:41,865
that he works out too much.
353
00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:43,767
Whoa. Why the drive-by?
354
00:12:43,769 --> 00:12:44,768
Sorry.
355
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,469
But that's not right,
356
00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:50,006
because you value honesty
and humility above all else.
357
00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,908
So what's your biggest flaw?
358
00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:53,743
My biggest flaw.
359
00:12:53,745 --> 00:12:55,578
I'm too competitive,
prone to jealousy,
360
00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,047
"bit of a killjoy,
361
00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:58,448
"follow rules to a fault,
362
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:03,753
and every now and then,
I smoke a cigarette."
363
00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:05,088
Is that what
you're looking for?
364
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,756
Because I can keep going.
365
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:07,857
I am deeply flawed.
366
00:13:07,859 --> 00:13:09,993
Santiago--
oh, no.
367
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,761
"Santiago" in "b" flat.
368
00:13:11,763 --> 00:13:12,662
You're disappointed.
369
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:14,331
Okay, well,
370
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,066
I'm going to go
to a secret location
371
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:17,634
and make sure that nobody
is smoking there.
372
00:13:17,636 --> 00:13:19,035
I'll be right back.
373
00:13:19,037 --> 00:13:21,771
Is this a pre-war?
374
00:13:21,773 --> 00:13:22,939
Ah, very good eye.
375
00:13:22,941 --> 00:13:24,941
And you should know
it's also pet-friendly.
376
00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:27,744
Really?
Do they allow cats?
377
00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,779
I can't tell if you're
being sarcastic.
378
00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:35,352
How would you even
get a bed in here?
379
00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:37,520
Oh, Murphy bed.
380
00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:38,521
Voila.
381
00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:39,723
Nope.
382
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:41,424
This is kinda cool.
383
00:13:41,426 --> 00:13:43,026
High ceilings,
so many windows.
384
00:13:43,028 --> 00:13:44,627
Gina, the toilet is
385
00:13:44,629 --> 00:13:47,464
in the middle
of the living room.
386
00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:48,631
I think it's sexy.
387
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:52,369
Aah!
388
00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:53,770
So when's this going down?
389
00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,438
Well, normally, Lohan hits
the locker room
390
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,706
when he goes to the gym,
391
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,509
so let's see when he plans
on working out.
392
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:01,111
So, Lohan,
I was reading an article
393
00:14:01,113 --> 00:14:02,779
about the benefits
of exercise--
394
00:14:02,781 --> 00:14:04,080
you going to the gym today?
395
00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:05,682
Not today. Been spending
all my breaks on the phone
396
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:07,517
with my wife, Nancy.
397
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:09,119
We've been having
marital problems.
398
00:14:09,121 --> 00:14:10,687
Right, 'cause of your hygiene?
399
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:13,556
What? No, I wish.
400
00:14:13,558 --> 00:14:15,458
No, about a year ago,
she fell down the stairs
401
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,760
and broke her back.
402
00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:19,496
Now she's addicted
to painkillers.
403
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:20,830
We've been fighting a lot.
Mm.
404
00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:23,099
'Cause I want to help her,
you know?
405
00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:25,769
I guess I just love her
so much.
406
00:14:25,771 --> 00:14:27,437
But she's refusing treatment.
407
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:28,705
Ohhh.
408
00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:29,906
We got into it again
last night.
409
00:14:29,908 --> 00:14:32,142
I went out
for some fresh air,
410
00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:33,743
but I forgot
to close the door,
411
00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:35,145
and our dog cinnamon
got out.
412
00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:36,513
Oh, no.
413
00:14:36,515 --> 00:14:38,615
Cinnamon got hit
by a drunk driver.
414
00:14:38,617 --> 00:14:39,849
I wish I could say
415
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:41,651
she was put out of her misery
instantly,
416
00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:43,920
but the vet assured us
that her suffering
417
00:14:43,922 --> 00:14:46,723
was unending and terrible.
418
00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:49,726
Just venting a little.
I-I appreciate--
419
00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:51,895
of course.
420
00:14:51,897 --> 00:14:53,496
Anything for a good friend
like you.
421
00:14:53,498 --> 00:14:54,831
Charles, can I see you
for a minute?
422
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,433
Yep.
423
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:58,067
My first question is,
424
00:14:58,069 --> 00:15:01,671
why are the two of you doing
this self-evaluation together?
425
00:15:01,673 --> 00:15:03,773
Scully doesn't handle
pressure well.
426
00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,675
Um...
427
00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:06,876
Um...
Not to brag,
428
00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,745
but Scully and I have
a combined total
429
00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,848
of 14 arrests.
430
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,817
Would've been 20,
but we only got 14.
431
00:15:13,819 --> 00:15:14,884
That's not enough arrests.
432
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,786
Well, no one asked you.
433
00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:18,054
It's a self-evaluation.
434
00:15:18,056 --> 00:15:21,157
Come on, Scully.
435
00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:25,128
I'm trying to hurry,
436
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,763
but when you grab the hair,
it breaks apart.
437
00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:29,098
The key is you use your hands
like scoopers.
438
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,067
Just go--
439
00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:35,939
I'm sure there's a reasonable
explanation for this, sir.
440
00:15:35,941 --> 00:15:38,808
Uh, we accidentally dropped
all our loose hair
441
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,009
and shaving cream
in this locker,
442
00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:41,177
so we're cleaning it out.
443
00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:42,979
Hasn't detective Lohan
been through enough?
444
00:15:42,981 --> 00:15:45,615
He just got diagnosed
with prostate cancer.
445
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:46,616
Course he did.
446
00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:48,751
Clean this up. Now.
447
00:15:48,753 --> 00:15:51,855
Yes, sir.
448
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,625
What's wrong with you guys?
449
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:58,495
I've lost control
of my squad.
450
00:15:58,497 --> 00:15:59,963
Should we turn some lights on?
451
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,731
Trying to save
electricity, Gina.
452
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,633
Your massage chair is on.
453
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:05,835
Yeah, I'm poor.
I'm not a savage.
454
00:16:05,837 --> 00:16:07,537
Man, what am I gonna do?
455
00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:09,506
Well, what if I bought
the apartment?
456
00:16:09,508 --> 00:16:10,740
What are you talking about?
457
00:16:10,742 --> 00:16:12,709
And then I could rent it
to you till you find
458
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:13,776
a new place.
459
00:16:13,778 --> 00:16:15,845
How could you afford
this place?
460
00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,113
Have you been
dealing drugs?
461
00:16:17,115 --> 00:16:18,781
No, I'm thrifty.
462
00:16:18,783 --> 00:16:20,884
I cut my own hair.
I walk to work.
463
00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:22,619
I eat Scully's lunch
every day.
464
00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:25,788
I've rented the same
crap box since I was 20
465
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,156
'cause it's so cheap.
466
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,625
I've saved up money,
467
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,660
and I'm looking for
a real estate opportunity.
468
00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:32,762
Ew. A real estate
opportunity?
469
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:34,030
Are you being serious?
470
00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:35,732
We were drinking 40's
this morning.
471
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,634
I'm saying I could
give you a fair rent
472
00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:39,102
because I would be
your landlady.
473
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:41,771
Whoa, whoa,
you be my landlady?
474
00:16:41,773 --> 00:16:42,639
You're Gina.
475
00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:43,706
Your lifelong dream
476
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,974
is to be on wife swap.
477
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,676
You call gum "the dentist."
478
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,611
You think ray j
is a national treasure.
479
00:16:48,613 --> 00:16:50,713
Yeah, so what?
I'm eclectic.
480
00:16:50,715 --> 00:16:53,016
You're not better
than me, okay?
481
00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:55,084
And I'm glad
that I still own this place
482
00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:57,754
because I can happily
invite you to leave.
483
00:16:57,756 --> 00:17:00,189
Grow up, Jake.
484
00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,691
"Grow up, Jake."
485
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:02,692
Oh, my goodness.
486
00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:04,928
Yeah, thanks for your help.
487
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,729
Old-school styles.
488
00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:08,565
I take back the "z"!
489
00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:13,703
Whoa, you okay?
490
00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:14,804
Yep.
491
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:18,074
Just checking out
my new bedroom.
492
00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,008
Oh, good.
493
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,343
It feels like scoliosis
494
00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:22,278
and smells like
10 million butts.
495
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,280
I take it your apartment thing
didn't work out.
496
00:17:24,282 --> 00:17:26,249
When did everyone decide
to become an adult?
497
00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:27,884
I mean, I know you were born
in your fifties,
498
00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:28,885
but come on.
499
00:17:28,887 --> 00:17:29,886
Thanks?
500
00:17:29,888 --> 00:17:31,120
Get this.
501
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:32,822
Gina just offered
to buy Nana's apartment
502
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:34,357
as a real estate opportunity
503
00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,025
and become my "landlady."
504
00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:37,193
Jake--
I know.
505
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,728
She was just trying
to help,
506
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,896
but we've known each other
since we were kids,
507
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:40,897
you know?
508
00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:44,200
Which an ice cream cone
could do, by the way.
509
00:17:44,202 --> 00:17:46,235
And now I find out she's been
saving all these years?
510
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,971
Jake--
I know.
511
00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:49,272
The person that I'm
really mad at is myself
512
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:51,307
for screwing
this whole thing up.
513
00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,943
I gotta talk to Gina.
Thanks for your help, Amy.
514
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,011
Didn't say anything,
don't want credit
515
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:57,981
yeah, that's smart,
given my track record.
516
00:17:57,983 --> 00:17:59,782
Hey, wait.
517
00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:02,018
What would you say Holt
thinks my biggest flaw is?
518
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:03,086
Who care what Holt thinks?
519
00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:04,787
What's most important
520
00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:06,623
is what I think
your biggest flaw is.
521
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,091
And there are so many
to choose from--
522
00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:10,360
too competitive,
prone to jealousy,
523
00:18:10,362 --> 00:18:11,828
bit of a killjoy,
524
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,162
your shame cigarettes.
525
00:18:13,164 --> 00:18:16,199
Oh, my God.
But your biggest flaw is...
526
00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:18,234
You suck at throwing away
your secret lists.
527
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:25,341
Although I'm pretty sure
I caught some form of face lice
528
00:18:25,343 --> 00:18:26,643
from that bag of hair.
529
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:28,111
Being a cop is dangerous.
530
00:18:28,113 --> 00:18:31,781
Yeah, it was fun.
Hey, you wanna grab a drink?
531
00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:33,082
Oh, shoot, I would,
but I'm meeting Vivian
532
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:34,717
for that romantic
pig colon dinner.
533
00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:36,352
Hey, rosa.
534
00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:37,887
I want to apologize.
535
00:18:37,889 --> 00:18:39,288
I haven't been much fun
to hang out with
536
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,390
over the last year or so
537
00:18:40,392 --> 00:18:42,191
on account of all
the asking you out
538
00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:45,061
and staring at you
from point-blank range.
539
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,163
Yeah, you were a real weirdo.
Mm-hmm.
540
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:48,331
But you're pretty cool
541
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,133
now that you're in love
with someone else.
542
00:18:50,135 --> 00:18:51,034
Have a nice dinner.
543
00:18:51,036 --> 00:18:52,702
Oh, we will.
544
00:18:52,704 --> 00:18:54,103
They make a sorbet
out of the tail.
545
00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:57,140
See ya.
546
00:18:57,142 --> 00:19:00,109
Excuse me, captain.
547
00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:01,110
What are you doing, sergeant?
548
00:19:01,112 --> 00:19:02,712
I'm going to yell at you,
549
00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:04,447
and I don't want Santiago
to read my lips.
550
00:19:04,449 --> 00:19:05,448
Excuse me?
551
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,784
You were completely unfair
552
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:08,785
to my squad today.
553
00:19:08,787 --> 00:19:09,919
Santiago is one
554
00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:11,454
of your best detectives.
555
00:19:11,456 --> 00:19:14,791
And all you wanted to do was
play mind games with her.
556
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:17,126
Scully and Hitchcock
only arrested 14 people,
557
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:18,928
but that's 8 more
than last year.
558
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,763
They only arrested
6 people last year?
559
00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:22,231
And I know Peralta
can be childish,
560
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,200
but he leads the precinct
in collars,
561
00:19:24,202 --> 00:19:26,703
and he's grown up a heck
of a lot since you got here.
562
00:19:26,705 --> 00:19:28,204
Okay, sit down, sergeant.
563
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,339
I'm going to do
your evaluation now.
564
00:19:34,211 --> 00:19:35,712
Sergeant Jeffords,
565
00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:36,879
you're right.
566
00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:39,048
I have been hard
on the squad.
567
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:41,951
And just the fact
that you're willing
568
00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:44,087
to stand up for them
is one of the reasons
569
00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:45,354
they respect you so much.
570
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,824
I could learn something
from you.
571
00:19:47,826 --> 00:19:51,094
You have every right
to feel like, um,
572
00:19:51,096 --> 00:19:52,929
um, what was it
you said this morning?
573
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,197
Proud mama hen, sir.
574
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,032
A proud...
575
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:59,202
Mama hen.
576
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,740
What do you want, Jake?
577
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:05,174
I'm watching Oprah's
legends ball,
578
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:07,043
which is what I do
every time a close friend
579
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:08,244
hurts my feelings.
580
00:20:08,246 --> 00:20:11,948
I came here to apologize.
581
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:13,916
Look, I was mad at you
582
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:15,918
for being more together than me,
and that's not fair.
583
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,086
I felt stupid,
so I acted out.
584
00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:18,121
I'm sorry.
585
00:20:18,123 --> 00:20:19,822
Yeah, you were stupid,
586
00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:21,858
and you should be sorry, Jake.
587
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,127
But watching Oprah
have brunch
588
00:20:24,129 --> 00:20:26,863
with her strong woman friends
589
00:20:26,865 --> 00:20:28,798
has taught me that
it's okay to forgive.
590
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,932
Great.
591
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:31,434
Also, you should buy
Nana's place.
592
00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:32,535
Not for me.
593
00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:34,103
You should live there.
594
00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:35,838
You love that apartment,
and you said so yourself.
595
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,873
It's a great investment.
596
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:37,974
Where are you gonna live?
597
00:20:37,976 --> 00:20:39,208
Here.
598
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,176
I'll sublet from you.
599
00:20:40,178 --> 00:20:41,511
I actually ran the numbers.
600
00:20:41,513 --> 00:20:43,045
I'd keep paying
the same amount of rent,
601
00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:44,413
and you would turn
a small profit.
602
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:46,115
It's a starter apartment,
and it's my fault
603
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:48,117
for starting when I'm 33.
604
00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:51,254
You have a deal.
All right.
605
00:20:51,256 --> 00:20:52,522
Shake, shake.
606
00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:54,157
Yes!
607
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,225
Hello, detective.
608
00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:57,260
Is there a reason
609
00:20:57,262 --> 00:20:59,162
you're interrupting me
mid-soup?
610
00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:00,163
Yes.
611
00:21:00,165 --> 00:21:03,266
I'm ready for my
self-evaluation.
612
00:21:03,268 --> 00:21:04,367
So I asked Peralta
613
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:06,068
what you thought
my biggest flaw was,
614
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:09,272
and he said, "who cares
what Holt thinks?"
615
00:21:09,274 --> 00:21:10,273
That's not surprising.
616
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,108
He's very disrespectful.
617
00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:15,044
My biggest flaw
is that I care too much
618
00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:16,379
what you think of me.
619
00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:18,414
I should be more confident
in my own judgment,
620
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:20,883
and I am so sure of that,
621
00:21:20,885 --> 00:21:22,251
I don't even care
if you think I'm right.
622
00:21:22,253 --> 00:21:24,287
Evaluation over.
623
00:21:24,289 --> 00:21:27,056
Enjoy your soup.
624
00:21:33,031 --> 00:21:35,198
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.