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Whoa. What's with the cast?
I sprained my wrist.
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Oh, no!
What happened?
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Don't worry about it.
I'm fine.
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Yeah! Geez, Amy.
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Back off.
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Leave the guy alone.
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All right,
huddle up, everybody.
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Bring it in, bring it in!
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So he wouldn't say what happened,
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which can only mean one thing.
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- He's in a fight club.
- No.
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He did it doing something he's
embarrassed by, like smiling.
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Only question is, how do you
hurt your arm smiling?
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Could be a sports injury.
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I sprained my wrist in college
playing field hockey.
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Men's field hockey?
Yeah.
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It's much more violent
than the women's game.
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We're not allowed to wear anything
that protects our breasts.
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Attention, everyone,
I can hear you speculating
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about the nature and origin
of my injury from my office.
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I tripped over an uneven sidewalk.
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I did not think
it was relevant to your jobs,
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the jobs which you should all
be doing right now.
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Get to work.
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Do you wanna know
how I actually hurt my wrist?
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Yes.
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I was hula-hooping.
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Kevin and I attend a class
for fitness and for fun.
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Oh, my God.
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I've mastered all the moves.
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The pizza toss...
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The tornado...
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The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because no one...
Will ever believe you.
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No. No!
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You sick son of a bitch.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, hey!
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What has three thumbs
and just made another arrest?
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This guy!
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It doesn't work if you don't
put your thumb up.
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Thank you!
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23 solves in one month.
New precinct record!
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Yeah!
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Thank you, thanks.
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Dance with me, Jakey.
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Ha! No, and I will never dance
to that song.
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Wait to go, Jakey!
Whoa!
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Are those thumbtacks?
What the hell, Scully?
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I thought they'd make good confetti.
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Why?
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This took a lot of hard work
and a lot of late nights.
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Take the weekend off, Peralta.
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Thank you.
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You know, I actually might.
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I'm severely sleep-deprived
and I'm way behind on laundry.
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Good work.
Oh.
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That's nice.
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Hey!
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What's with the bag?
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Are you going on a cruise
with your mom... in 1913?
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This is a very stylish bag.
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Teddy and I are going to
the Berkshires for the weekend.
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Oh, for like a police conference?
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Nope, just a romantic getaway.
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Wow!
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That's great.
I know.
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We're kind of taking things
to the next level.
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What are you doing this weekend?
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Oh, opposite of the Berkshires.
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Work-shires.
Working, whole weekend.
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Fighting crime.
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I thought you were taking
the weekend off to do your laundry.
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Does crime take the weekend off
to do its laundry, Scully?
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No, it doesn't.
Sorry.
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Can I call you back?
Bye.
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What's up?
Looking for paper towels.
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What are you doing in here?
Talking to Vivian.
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We're still trying to figure out
whether we should move to Canada.
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It's awful!
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Thank God it hasn't affected
how much we bathe together.
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Almost never?
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All the time.
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Thing is it's so hard to talk at work
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because there's no privacy.
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The roof is freezing, the
holding cell is full of perps,
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and their romantic advice is not great.
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It's always to tell Vivian,
"bitch, get your life right!"
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I tried it.
She did not like it.
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Let me work on it.
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Ah.
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Hands up, cop.
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Hey... no, no.
Oh, no, no!
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It's Teddy, your boyfriend!
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Aww, boyfriend.
Yeah.
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Can you release my arm?
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Oh, yeah!
Sorry.
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Good one.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I just wanted to see you
before we left for the weekend.
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Aw, that's so gross.
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What's this weekend?
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We rented a cabin in the Berkshires.
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We're taking a couples cooking class,
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and there's this great antiques fair.
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Sounds like you two have a wonderful
lesbian vacation planned.
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Now my question is, will you
be back tomorrow afternoon?
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Because that is when you promised Holt
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you'd help with
his community outreach meeting.
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That's this weekend?
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I totally forgot.
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How did I let the Captain
talk me into that?
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Would one of you be willing to...
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Me! I'll do it!
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I volunteer all my time.
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Crap.
What am I gonna do?
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Well, it's okay.
We can reschedule.
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I mean, we'll lose the deposit, but...
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Mm, or you could just lie
to Captain Holt.
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That's my policy for everything
and it always works.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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I'll just tell the Captain I made
a mistake, and he'll understand.
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Mm-kay.
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But if you do lie, you can't go
wrong with dental emergency.
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Or death of a triplet.
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Now that one you can use twice.
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Smart.
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Good news, sergeant.
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I figured out what we're
gonna work on this weekend.
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I'm working on spending time
with my family.
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We're having a fancy tea party.
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I am the King of origami napkins.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I thought you were taking
the weekend off.
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No, I decided to spend the weekend
taking things to the next level.
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Work-wise.
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I found a cold case of ours
that everyone foolishly said
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was unsolvable.
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Case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ.
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Jake, case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ
is unsolvable.
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Or maybe case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ is
waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
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What's case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ?
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Case 52ABX... we gotta find a way
to abbreviate this thing.
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Anyway, it's an old case
that the sarge and I worked
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about eight years ago.
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This guy Nate Dexter was
murdered in a boat explosion.
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No witnesses, no leads,
minimal evidence.
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This case almost killed us.
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Yeah, but I'm on a hot streak!
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Plus we're better detectives now.
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We're smarter, computers are
faster, no more blockbuster.
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Drones?
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I'm feeling it.
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That was creepy.
Huh?
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But... convincing.
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Oh, he's standing up.
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I've always wanted to solve that case.
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Then think about how good
it would feel to finally do it.
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What's the best moment of your life?
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My wedding day.
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Tied with the day my babies were born.
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Compared to this,
those memories will be garbage.
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You don't know what you're saying.
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'Cause I'm not married
and I don't have kids. Right?
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Okay.
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Okay, here's what we know.
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Nate Dexter was a small-time
crook who pissed someone off.
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They blew up his boat,
with him still on it,
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and left no evidence
except this one charred finger
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and Nate's melted torso.
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Man, I'm having deja vu right now.
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Whoever did it left no evidence,
except one charred finger
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and Nate's melted torso.
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So in other words nothing's changed.
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Except our attitudes.
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So! We start at the last place
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that Dexter was seen
before he went to the marina...
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His apartment.
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I'm telling you, sarge,
I got a good feeling about this.
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Aw, no!
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Well, it appears
his building was torn down.
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I know this seems like bad
news, but on the plus side
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the harder the solve
the sweeter the solve.
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No, it's just bad news.
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You're bad news.
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What?
What?
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Just saying
you're bad news for bad guys,
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'cause you're a number-one cop.
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Blacker the Berry the sweeter the juice!
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What?
What?
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Let's solve the case!
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Hey!
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We need to tell Charles about Babylon.
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He needs a private place
to talk to Vivian.
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What? No!
Babylon's our secret place.
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It's the best thing in my life,
and I have a very full life.
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Do you know I know Papa John?
The Papa John.
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Someone is lying to you.
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We can't tell Charles.
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He's incapable of keeping a secret.
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I shouldn't tell you this,
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but we're throwing you
a surprise party later!
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Look, we tell Charles about Babylon,
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or I shred your nap blanket
into a million tiny rags.
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No! I love wolfie.
Fine! You win!
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Tell Charles.
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Hold me close, little wolfie.
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Hold me.
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All right, convict.
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What do you know
about the murder of Nate Dexter?
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Look, I'll tell you the same thing...
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I told you eight years ago.
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I don't know anything about Nate Dexter.
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And even if I did...
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The best French toast I ever ate
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was with mayor Lindsay's dog.
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He's very old, he's lost his mind.
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We're making progress!
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Hello, Captain, my old friend.
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I've come to talk with you...
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Again.
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I've lapsed into song lyrics.
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Santiago, can I help you?
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I need to speak with you
about this weekend.
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Ah, yes, I'm so happy you'll be there
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to oversee
the audio-visual presentation.
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The last time did not...
Go well.
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The next chart shows
the drop in the crime rate
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over the last month.
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I just erased everything.
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I'm so sorry, but I think I'm gonna
be unable to help out tomorrow.
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Why is that?
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Dental emergency.
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled.
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Wow, you must be in a lotta pain.
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Yeah, I've been in pain for days.
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I had no idea you were living like this.
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No one knows.
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I am a rock.
I am an island.
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I have lapsed into song lyrics again.
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Okay.
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That's all of 'em.
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What? What about to Frank Williams?
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He's in the infirmary.
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He was beat up pretty good,
a lot of internal bleeding.
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Awesome!
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I mean, not the internal bleeding thing.
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That sounds horrifying.
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But I bet you we can get him to talk
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if we offer to move him
from his current address
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on beatdown boulevard.
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That's a great idea.
Looks like we got lucky.
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Hey, side note...
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"Beatdown boulevard,"
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good name for my debut hip-hop record.
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Strongly disagree.
Okay.
260
00:09:26,073 --> 00:09:28,274
Will you just tell me
where we're going?
261
00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:31,211
Guys? Guys!
262
00:09:31,212 --> 00:09:33,346
Oh, my God, you're gonna beat me up.
263
00:09:35,716 --> 00:09:38,318
Welcome to Babylon!
264
00:09:38,319 --> 00:09:40,453
It's our secret bathroom.
265
00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,288
It's so beautiful.
266
00:09:42,289 --> 00:09:44,157
There used to be a transit
police squad down here.
267
00:09:44,191 --> 00:09:47,026
This was a Captain's bathroom.
I found it a while back.
268
00:09:47,061 --> 00:09:48,862
She told me about it a year ago
269
00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,430
when I got stomach flu
from that sewer rave.
270
00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:52,065
Fun night though.
271
00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:54,567
We put a lotta effort
into making this place nice.
272
00:09:54,602 --> 00:09:56,135
Look.
273
00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:57,370
Weird crystals.
274
00:09:58,472 --> 00:09:59,973
Also, lavender-scented candles,
275
00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:04,511
a zebra-skin rug, and the toilet
paper is, mm, triple-ply.
276
00:10:04,545 --> 00:10:05,778
Wow.
277
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,614
It turns anyone's bottom into a VIP.
278
00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:08,882
More importantly...
279
00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:10,250
It has great cell service.
280
00:10:10,284 --> 00:10:12,886
We thought you could use this place
to call Vivian when you need to.
281
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,855
But you have to promise
not to tell anyone about this.
282
00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,390
I pinky promise.
283
00:10:17,391 --> 00:10:19,392
Not good enough.
284
00:10:19,393 --> 00:10:21,427
Blood pact!
Ahh!
285
00:10:21,462 --> 00:10:23,229
All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we?
286
00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,932
You slipped and fell onto a shiv.
287
00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:29,169
Then you got up and fell
backwards onto another shiv.
288
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,906
And finally one last shiv fell from
the ceiling and into your body.
289
00:10:32,907 --> 00:10:34,240
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
290
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:35,608
I think you got shivved.
291
00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:37,010
What do you guys want?
292
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,211
We wanna make a deal.
293
00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:40,113
You know anything
about the murder of Nate Dexter?
294
00:10:40,114 --> 00:10:41,247
Maybe.
295
00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:43,216
What do I get if I do?
296
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,717
How about a transfer
to another cell block?
297
00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:46,186
One with fewer shivs.
298
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,387
Okay.
299
00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:49,322
I can't be sure,
300
00:10:49,323 --> 00:10:52,559
but I think Dexter owed money
to a guy named Sam Bunsen.
301
00:10:52,593 --> 00:10:54,427
And... that's a new lead!
302
00:10:54,428 --> 00:10:56,529
First lead in eight years.
303
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,797
You were right.
304
00:10:57,798 --> 00:11:00,266
♪ Ohhh, beatdown boulevard ♪
305
00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:01,634
♪ Is the toughest street in town ♪
306
00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:02,769
No, no.
307
00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:04,771
♪ And if you step to a gangsta crew ♪
308
00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:06,306
♪ You're bound to get beat down ♪
309
00:11:06,307 --> 00:11:07,407
♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
310
00:11:07,441 --> 00:11:09,409
Santiago.
How are your teeth feeling?
311
00:11:09,443 --> 00:11:10,944
Oh.
312
00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:12,212
Dental emergency?
313
00:11:12,246 --> 00:11:14,180
Yes, it just sorta happened.
314
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,584
It still hurts, but I can
make it till tomorrow.
315
00:11:17,585 --> 00:11:20,153
Well, if you're in this much pain,
I don't think you should wait.
316
00:11:20,154 --> 00:11:21,454
My brother-in-law is
one of the top oral surgeons
317
00:11:21,455 --> 00:11:22,589
in the quint-state area.
318
00:11:22,623 --> 00:11:24,958
That's two better
than the tri-state area.
319
00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,426
He's agreed to see you tonight at 6:00
320
00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:28,495
as a personal favor to me and Kevin.
321
00:11:28,529 --> 00:11:30,763
Wow! Tonight!
322
00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:32,265
Thank you.
323
00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:34,934
But that's not gonna work...
324
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,636
Because of the anesthesia
325
00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:38,071
and driving myself home.
326
00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:40,406
I'll just go tomorrow.
Teddy can take me.
327
00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:41,908
Nonsense.
328
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,511
I'll drive you to and from
the dentist's office myself.
329
00:11:44,512 --> 00:11:49,048
That's great, just great.
330
00:11:49,049 --> 00:11:50,617
He's a good dude.
331
00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:53,319
He's a good, good dude.
332
00:11:53,354 --> 00:11:54,954
Hey, sarge.
333
00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:57,056
No sign of Sam Bunsen
in the federal database.
334
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,691
You got anything?
Bad news.
335
00:11:58,692 --> 00:12:01,361
I only found his wife and she hasn't
heard from him in eight years.
336
00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:03,096
That doesn't sound good.
Yeah.
337
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,365
That's why I started
by saying "bad news."
338
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,700
Terry believes in having
a clear topic sentence.
339
00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:10,537
I bet Mrs. Bunsen is lying.
She knows where her husband is.
340
00:12:10,571 --> 00:12:12,272
I pushed pretty hard.
341
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,973
She said she's willing
to take a lie detector test.
342
00:12:14,008 --> 00:12:15,809
Well, then let's bust out the polygraph.
343
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,610
Lie detector truth or dare!
344
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,012
No. Boyle, last time we did that,
345
00:12:19,013 --> 00:12:20,780
you ended up telling everyone
you had a crush on the teapot
346
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,182
from Beauty and the Beast.
347
00:12:22,216 --> 00:12:24,117
It's the way they drew her.
348
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,067
All right, pretty boy, where is it?
349
00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:31,668
Where's what?
350
00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:32,702
The secret bathroom.
351
00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:35,506
Secret what?
Bathroom where?
352
00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:36,940
Okay, Captain, I'll be right there!
353
00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:38,809
Don't lie to us.
354
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,411
We've been watching you.
355
00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:44,948
11:18 A.M., Rosa told you to follow
her, and you guys left together.
356
00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:48,519
You returned at 11:31
smelling of lavender.
357
00:12:49,888 --> 00:12:53,023
And you've been drinking
chamomile tea all day long
358
00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:54,958
and haven't been to the men's room once.
359
00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:57,528
Since when are you two
so into being good detectives?
360
00:12:57,562 --> 00:12:59,096
Since it came to secret bathrooms.
361
00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:00,564
Tell us where it is!
362
00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:02,366
Now!
363
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,935
Okay! Please state
your name one more time.
364
00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:06,804
Are we really doing this again?
365
00:13:06,805 --> 00:13:08,205
It's, like, the fifth time.
366
00:13:08,239 --> 00:13:10,708
That's a lie!
It's only the fourth time!
367
00:13:10,742 --> 00:13:12,042
No?
368
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,744
Okay, my bad.
Continue.
369
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:18,182
I'm Sophia Bunsen, I haven't talked
to my husband in eight years.
370
00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:21,485
This is Nate Dexter.
He was friends with my husband.
371
00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,454
I didn't know he was dead.
372
00:13:23,455 --> 00:13:27,458
You think my husband killed him,
but I guarantee that's impossible.
373
00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:30,294
Okay.
Good.
374
00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:32,329
But not good enough!
Let's do it again.
375
00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,998
Jake, what's going on with you?
376
00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:35,599
She passed the test like five times.
377
00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:38,202
Or maybe...
She's in cahoots.
378
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,270
With him! Hmm?
379
00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:41,572
Are you two cahooting?
380
00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:42,873
Are you cahooting?
381
00:13:42,874 --> 00:13:44,441
Jake!
It's over, man.
382
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:45,809
We had a lead, now it's dead.
383
00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,645
It happens!
No.
384
00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:49,213
If it's not her, and it's not him...
385
00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:51,181
Which I'm still not
convinced of, by the way,
386
00:13:51,182 --> 00:13:52,683
then it's gotta be the machine.
387
00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:54,084
Strap me in, sergeant.
388
00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:57,021
I'm taking this thing
for a test drive of truth.
389
00:13:57,889 --> 00:13:59,523
Thanks for taking us, Marty.
390
00:13:59,524 --> 00:14:01,091
Please, Ray, we're family.
391
00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:04,361
Neither of us can understand you at all.
392
00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:05,796
Ah.
393
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:08,465
The visual examination
doesn't show much inflammation,
394
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,734
but these x-rays should be more telling.
395
00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:13,070
Let's see what's beneath the surface.
396
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:14,271
Oh, stop!
397
00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:15,806
Santiago.
398
00:14:15,807 --> 00:14:17,541
I...
399
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,276
Oh, God.
400
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:21,312
I forgot I promised to help you,
401
00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:23,714
and I made plans to go to the
Berkshires with my boyfriend.
402
00:14:23,748 --> 00:14:24,748
Oh.
403
00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:27,051
Wait.
404
00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:30,888
So you lied to me to get out of work?
405
00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:32,122
Yes.
406
00:14:32,157 --> 00:14:35,259
I may be a liar, but
I've got great teeth.
407
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:37,194
And no one can take that from me.
408
00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:39,563
Have you heard of "over-brushing?"
409
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:40,731
Oh, no.
410
00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:42,433
Your aggressive technique
has stripped away
411
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:45,369
the protective enamel
and much of your gum.
412
00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:48,072
You have seven cavities.
413
00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:52,042
I have to say...
I feel like you deserve this.
414
00:14:52,077 --> 00:14:54,378
Charles!
415
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:55,846
What the hell is wrong with you?
416
00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:57,348
You told Hitchcock and Scully?
417
00:14:58,416 --> 00:14:59,817
No! What?
418
00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:02,586
Yep, this... is... happening.
419
00:15:02,587 --> 00:15:04,054
They were scary.
420
00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:05,689
It was like that moment
in Planet of Apes
421
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:06,924
when the monkey talked.
422
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,659
Look, I'm sorry.
423
00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:10,093
You let me into your special place.
424
00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:12,529
Ew.
I messed up, and I'll fix it.
425
00:15:12,564 --> 00:15:13,864
It's okay, Charles, you don't have to.
426
00:15:13,865 --> 00:15:17,401
No! It's not okay.
Babylon hath fallen.
427
00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:20,237
Charles betrayed us
and I will make him pay for it.
428
00:15:20,238 --> 00:15:21,338
Gina, enough.
429
00:15:21,373 --> 00:15:23,107
Boyle needed a bathroom,
so we told him about it.
430
00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:25,042
Just like I told you when you needed it?
431
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,510
Leave him alone.
He saved my life.
432
00:15:26,544 --> 00:15:28,045
Plus... he's pitiful.
433
00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:29,413
And his life is crap right now.
434
00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:33,217
Yeah! It is!
Thank you, Rosa.
435
00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:35,452
I'm telling you this machine is broken.
436
00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:36,787
Ask me a question.
437
00:15:36,788 --> 00:15:38,756
Is Jay Z really your favorite artist?
438
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,923
Yes, obviously.
439
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,692
Lie.
440
00:15:41,726 --> 00:15:43,494
See? It's busted.
Is it?
441
00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:45,629
Or is your favorite artist
really Taylor Swift?
442
00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:47,731
No.
443
00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:49,233
Lie.
All right, fine.
444
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:51,101
She is.
445
00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:52,636
She makes me feel things.
446
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:55,339
She makes me all of us feel things!
447
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:58,275
Look, that machine is working just fine.
448
00:15:58,276 --> 00:16:00,377
Why are you being so crazy
about this case?
449
00:16:00,412 --> 00:16:02,313
I wanted to work
the toughest case we had.
450
00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:03,781
Why?
451
00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:05,115
Because it would feel
awesome to solve it.
452
00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:06,884
Because a real man
doesn't run from a challenge.
453
00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:09,153
I mean, do they run
from the bulls in Pamplona?
454
00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:11,221
Yeah. That's the whole point of it.
455
00:16:11,256 --> 00:16:13,490
Seriously?
That seems lame.
456
00:16:13,525 --> 00:16:15,759
I don't know why you wanna spend
the entire weekend at work,
457
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,094
but I'm going home to my family.
458
00:16:17,128 --> 00:16:19,096
See you tomorrow, Jake.
459
00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:20,965
Fine, abandon me!
460
00:16:20,999 --> 00:16:22,900
I don't want you here anyway.
461
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:23,968
That's a lie.
462
00:16:24,002 --> 00:16:25,903
Come on, man.
463
00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:29,573
I got here an hour early.
This better be good.
464
00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:31,508
Hmm?
Holy Moses!
465
00:16:31,509 --> 00:16:32,910
What happened to you?
466
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:36,080
I have not slept in, since I
last saw you, many hours.
467
00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,581
Plus, I think I'm hallucinating
468
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,317
because I'm pretty sure I just
heard your biceps mocking me.
469
00:16:40,318 --> 00:16:42,019
No, that's possible.
470
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,188
My biceps mock a lotta people.
Mm.
471
00:16:44,222 --> 00:16:45,422
Good to know.
472
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:48,959
So I rewatched the
interrogation, and get this.
473
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,861
Sophia wasn't lying about anything.
474
00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:52,529
She doesn't know who killed Nate Dexter.
475
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:56,600
But... she does know
something way better.
476
00:16:56,601 --> 00:17:00,337
Come with me.
477
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:03,107
Jake!
Hmm?
478
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:04,508
People normally move
after they say that.
479
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,877
Oh, yeah, I feel asleep for a second.
480
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:08,612
Sorry.
481
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,381
Come with me.
482
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:13,882
Okay! Ahh!
483
00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:15,384
Y'all ready for this?
You know what I'm saying?
484
00:17:15,385 --> 00:17:18,921
Terry Jeffords,
allow me to introduce to you...
485
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:23,358
Our murder victim,
the not-dead Nate Dexter.
486
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,027
What the hell is going on?
487
00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:26,995
Right?
488
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,363
Sophia wasn't lying.
489
00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:29,932
I was just not asking
the right questions.
490
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,646
She hadn't seen her husband
in eight years,
491
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:34,436
but she was positive there's
no way that he killed Dexter.
492
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:37,439
That's when it occurred to me,
no one killed him.
493
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,942
Hey, Nate, just talking
about how you're alive.
494
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:42,010
Yeah, I'm alive.
495
00:17:42,045 --> 00:17:44,012
But whose melted torso did we find?
496
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:47,883
Sophia's husband.
497
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,084
Yes!
498
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:51,153
Sophia and Dexter were having an affair,
499
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,622
husband found out, Nate killed him.
500
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:55,624
Now I'm telling my friend
about how you killed that guy.
501
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,159
It was for love!
502
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:58,760
Cool motive, still a murder.
503
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,762
Also, you remember that severed finger?
504
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:02,331
Check this out.
Hey, Nate.
505
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,733
Show us your hands, please?
506
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,768
Ho-ho!
Right?
507
00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:09,538
Cut it off himself.
How screwed up is that?
508
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:11,940
Anyway, I asked all of my CIs
if they had dealings
509
00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:13,275
with a nine-fingered man.
510
00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:15,811
Unsolvable case...
Solved!
511
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,012
Whoo!
512
00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:19,715
What'd you wanna talk to us about?
513
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:21,416
Well, I got Hitchcock and Scully
514
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,585
to promise never to use
our bathroom again.
515
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,020
How'd you do that?
516
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:27,422
The Donald and I call it
"the art of the deal."
517
00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:29,124
You want your bathroom back, fine.
518
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,859
I want your chair.
Mine smells like my butt.
519
00:18:30,894 --> 00:18:31,894
Ew! Fine.
520
00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:33,362
And we want your coyote blanket.
521
00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:35,063
It's not a coyote, it's a wolf.
522
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,765
Learn your animals, idiot.
523
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:38,033
Told you she wasn't serious.
524
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,601
Let's go, Scully.
525
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:40,836
Fine!
526
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,437
I can't believe you gave up wolfie.
527
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,539
It was worth it.
528
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:46,208
Plus, I'm done with wolves now.
529
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,910
I'm into angry unicorns.
530
00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:52,181
If I was a unicorn, I'd never be angry.
531
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,715
Jake!
532
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,284
Nice job on the case.
Great solve!
533
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,452
Thanks. Aren't you supposed
to be in the Berkshires?
534
00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,254
I had a dental thing.
535
00:18:59,289 --> 00:19:00,389
But you're such a good brusher.
536
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:01,757
I know!
537
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,158
Turns out that was my undoing.
538
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,827
Classic.
Yeah.
539
00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:06,195
Hey, you remember Teddy.
540
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:07,529
Oh! Yeah. Hey, man.
How are you?
541
00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,831
Great solve.
542
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:10,599
Can I buy you a Pilsner?
They have awesome Pilsners here.
543
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,967
Teddy's really into Pilsners.
544
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:13,202
Cool!
545
00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:14,503
Attention!
546
00:19:14,504 --> 00:19:19,308
Everyone raise your glasses
to the amazing Jake Peralta!
547
00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:21,710
Today, he did the impossible.
548
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:25,314
He closed case 52abx-dash-32qj.
549
00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,917
Speech, speech, speech!
550
00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:31,153
Look, the real hero here
is the murderer.
551
00:19:31,187 --> 00:19:32,754
Because without him
there wouldn't be a case.
552
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:35,991
So... here's to Nate Dexter,
the murderer.
553
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:44,700
Captain... I wanna
apologize for lying.
554
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,002
Thank you.
555
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,704
Next time just talk to me.
556
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,340
Okay.
557
00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:54,576
Now I know this comes
on the heels of betraying you,
558
00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:56,745
but... can I have next weekend off
559
00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:58,881
to go to that cabin
in the Berkshires with Teddy?
560
00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,287
Okay.
561
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,056
Thank you, sir.
562
00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:15,164
I still can't feel my mouth.
Did a little bit dribble out?
563
00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:17,533
What's going on with you?
564
00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,001
For the past two days,
565
00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:20,702
you've been telling me
how amazing it was gonna be
566
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,070
to solve this case.
567
00:20:22,071 --> 00:20:23,872
This does not look amazing.
568
00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,140
I don't know, man.
569
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,075
I thought I'd be more psyched too.
570
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,311
Maybe I just need a cooler case.
No.
571
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:31,680
That is not gonna work.
572
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,916
You set the precinct record,
you weren't happy.
573
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:37,219
You solved an unsolvable case,
you weren't happy.
574
00:20:37,253 --> 00:20:38,887
No case is gonna make you happy.
575
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:41,623
Something's bothering you.
576
00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:44,993
And whatever it is
you gotta deal with it.
577
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:48,597
Yeah, well, maybe I can't
deal with it right now, or...
578
00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:50,065
You know, whatever.
579
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:54,036
I know!
580
00:20:54,037 --> 00:20:55,671
Oh.
581
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,905
That's a tough one.
582
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,640
Yeah.
583
00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:01,376
But solving more cases isn't
gonna make you feel any better.
584
00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:05,681
Having a drink
with a friend might though.
585
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,885
Thank you, but I don't think
another drink is gonna help.
586
00:21:09,886 --> 00:21:11,653
I think having a lot more drinks
might help.
587
00:21:11,654 --> 00:21:14,289
There he is!
588
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:18,760
So...
Amy, huh?
589
00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:20,395
We're gonna need some shots.
590
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,064
♪ What a man, what a man ♪
591
00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:24,433
♪ What a man, what a mighty good man ♪
592
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:26,168
Everybody comes around!
593
00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:27,603
♪ What a man, what a man ♪
594
00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:29,705
♪ What a man, what a mighty good man ♪
595
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,473
I hate myself right now.
596
00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:35,511
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