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I didn't wash my hands,
and I don't care.
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Yup.
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Cool to be some place
right when things get good, right?
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Another pitcher of
your strongest beer, please, good sir,
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and a glass thingie
to drink it out of.
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And one of whatever
this guy's having for that guy,
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and one of what
that guy's having for this guy.
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And another round for everyone, on me!
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That's right.
That's right.
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- Thanks, buddy.
- What's the occasion?
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Oh, I'm celebrating.
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My name's Jake Peralta,
and I just got fired from the NYPD.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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All right, listen up.
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What you're about to see
is highly disturbing,
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but please, no comments.
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This man is in pain,
so above all else, be kind.
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Good morning, Boyle.
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Let's just get it out there.
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Vivian broke up with me last night.
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I'm sorry, chucklebunny.
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Charles, wait!
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Yes?
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Your food dehydrator.
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Oh, God.
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It's official.
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The wedding's off, and
this is what I'm like now.
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- Life is a pit.
- Excuse me?
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I don't understand.
Did you already have
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a matrix getup at
home for some reason?
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No, Gina, I bought this with the money
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I was going to spend on
our honeymoon to cape canaveral.
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I'm so sorry, buddy.
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Don't be, I'm settling
into the darkness nicely.
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I definitely get you now.
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What you got there, Boyle?
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Eggs in a bag.
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Nothing brings me
joy anymore, not even food.
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Now, I only eat for sustenance.
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Smart.
Save that for later.
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Peralta?
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My office, now.
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Sir?
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Ah.
Commissioner Podolski.
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It's been a while.
Maybe because you haven't
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put any of my children
in handcuffs recently.
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Yay, enemies for life.
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Peralta, have you been
investigating Lucas Wint?
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Uh, yeah, I have.
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I think he's laundering money
for drug dealers.
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Don't be an idiot.
Lucas Wint is a civic leader.
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He runs a major charity,
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his community center is the
lifeblood of that neighborhood,
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and he officially claims
you have been harassing him.
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What?
That's insane.
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I've been trying to talk to him,
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and he keeps avoiding me
like a guilty person,
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so I approached him
at his weekly basketball game.
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Hey there, Wint, I got
a couple questions for you.
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I told you to back off.
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This is completely inappropriate.
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No, this is me scoring in your face!
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Kobe!
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Seemed like an obvious goal-tend,
but that's besides the point.
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Peralta, do you have any evidence
to support your suspicions?
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There's a lot of chatter
amongst low-level drug dealers.
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Chatter?
Sorry, I know.
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I hate that word too.
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Tittle-tattle.
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Just stay away from Wint.
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That's an order.
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Captain, I'm telling you
this is reliable tittle-tattle.
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You have to trust me.
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Trust me.
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It's in your best
interest to back off.
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Fine.
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But just for the record,
I think you're both wrong.
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Self dismissed.
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We have to help Charles.
He's devastated.
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I hate seeing him like this.
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Breakups are cartoony, thumbs down.
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They make people feel
face-with-xs-for-the-eyes.
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What does that even mean?
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The english language
cannot fully capture
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the depth and complexity
of my thoughts,
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so I'm incorporating emoji into my
speech to better express myself.
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Winky face.
Oh, lord.
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Listen, this is simple.
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Boyle needs a little rebound nooky.
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Eggplant emoji.
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Rosa, you wanna get on that?
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Don't make me rip your tongue off.
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I would talk to him, but
I don't think I have any advice.
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All of my breakups
have been completely mutual.
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This is the best possible
option for both of us.
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Agreed.
Take care.
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That was the end
of an eight-year relationship.
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You know, I haven't had
that many romantic breakups,
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but neither of my children
will speak to me anymore.
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All right.
None of you are any help.
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Sarge and I will cheer up Charles.
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Oh.
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He's not even chewing them anymore.
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Ugh.
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Listen to this text
Boyle just sent me.
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"I finally know what used napkins at
a barbecue restaurant feel like."
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I hate breakups.
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I hope I never go through one again.
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Really?
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You think you'll spend the rest
of your life with Teddy?
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What?
No.
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Maybe.
I don't know.
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Just saying getting
dumped is a nightmare.
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No arguments here.
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I remember my worst breakup.
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Eighth grade.
Jenny Gildenhorn.
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Hey, Jenny.
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Jake, I don't wanna go out anymore.
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I like Eddie Fung now.
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But it's my bar Mitzvah.
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We were gonna grind.
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That day, I truly became a man.
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Wonder where Eddie Fung is now.
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867 Clinton street, apartment 2A.
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I know exactly where that bastard is.
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Get down, it's Wint!
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Wha... Wint?
Holt told you to drop that.
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I thought we were working a burglary.
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I know, I lied.
Apology? Apology accepted.
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Look, Podolski is wrong.
Wint is guilty.
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Yesterday, I saw him get into a
car with a known drug dealer.
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I didn't have time to take a
picture, but today, I came prepared.
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Did you tell Holt what you saw?
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No, I don't trust him on this.
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How can you not trust Holt?
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He's the executor of my will.
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Wint has crazy ties to city hall.
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I just don't think Holt would
risk giving up his command.
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Anyway.
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Oh, crap.
Where'd he go?
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Hello, Detective Peralta.
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Amy.
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Tell me who's there.
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I'm blind.
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You disobeyed my direct orders
to drop this case.
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I staked out Wint 'cause I got a tip
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he was meeting up with a drug dealer.
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And why didn't you tell me about this?
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Because you told me to drop the case.
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Look, let's just agree to say "I'm
sorry" on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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See? Now, I'm just
disappointed in both of us.
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This is unacceptable,
and you've crossed the line.
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Sir, I am Amy Santiago,
and I have something to say.
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I think you're wrong.
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I think Detective Peralta
is onto something,
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and you should let him pursue it.
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I'm Amy Santiago,
and I'm done talking.
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Good, because this is
none of your concern.
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Commissioner Podolski is bringing
you up on charges and specs.
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You're facing a six-month suspension,
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and you're on administrative
leave until the hearing.
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Now, get out of my office.
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Fine.
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Here's my gun and my badge.
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I don't need those.
You're not suspended yet.
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You're on administrative leave.
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You never let me do anything cool.
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Ah.
Good morning, Captain.
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I got you your favorite breakfast,
a plain bagel and a water.
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Don't try to soften me up.
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Why'd you ask me
to meet you in this alley
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in Bensonhurst at 9:00 in the morning?
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Look, my best chance
of not getting suspended
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is proving that Wint is guilty.
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I got a confidential
informant I need you to meet.
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You continue to work this case
against my direct orders?
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You astound me.
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Thank you, sir.
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You astound me as well.
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But I didn't find him.
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Santiago did.
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What is going on with you?
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I don't know, sir.
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We're both off-roading it here.
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My internal GPS has been
recalculating for a week.
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This is Isaac.
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He used to be a pusher
for the bay Ridge boys.
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Dude, drugs don't need pushing.
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They push themselves.
People love drugs.
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Tell him about the donations.
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All right, look,
every friday, I put cash
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into a duffel bag and bring it
to Wint community center,
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room 265, and they mark it down
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as a charitable donation
in their account book.
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Ergo, laundering.
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So why should we believe you?
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I don't care who you believe.
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Just know I hate those dudes now.
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They carved up my territory so
bad, I had to quit selling drugs,
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and I love selling drugs.
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It was my dream job.
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Sir, I filled out a warrant request
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to search the community center
for the account book.
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I need you to sign it
before I can take it to a judge.
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I know I'm asking you to stick your
neck out, but please trust me.
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Fine.
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But I'll be with you
every step of the way.
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You know, you should just
put a microchip in his neck
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like a little doggy.
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All right, Isaac, thank you.
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Yeah, you're done.
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All right, guys.
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We have Peralta's hearing at 4:00.
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Anybody seen Boyle?
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Present.
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He seems even worse than before.
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I lost Vivian,
and now I might lose Jake.
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I don't know what else to do.
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I've tried being supportive.
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I listened to him talk about
Vivian's lips for over two hours.
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He kept describing them as "ample."
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So ample.
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Rosa.
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Have you ever been dumped?
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No.
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In all my breakups,
I'm always the dumper.
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I know you're having a hard time,
but I think I can fix this.
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There's this thing that I
do whenever I... Feel.
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What?
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Burn everything.
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Okay.
This feels right.
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No, it's terrible!
Vivian, I won't let you burn!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ow!
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Ah!
Ooh!
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Ah!
Oh, that's so hot!
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What is that?
It's coffee.
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Hot coffee?
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Look at us, three rogue cops
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taking on a case the
commissioner told us to drop.
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Button up your jacket.
Sit up straight.
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Judge Mindel has a reputation
for being strict and proper.
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All right, no worries.
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I'll just act like you.
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Say something so I can get
the cadence of your voice down.
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I will not.
Perfect.
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I will not.
I... Will not.
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I will... Not.
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Have a seat, Detective.
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I will not.
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Excuse me?
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Uh, sorry.
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I meant out of respect,
I will choose to stand.
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Sit, I will not.
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This looks like it
was filled out by a toddler.
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Now, we're going to have to go
through this point by point.
257
00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:45,485
Justice cannot be rushed.
258
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:48,821
But could it be
gently nudged into hyper speed?
259
00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,490
I take it you're the toddler.
260
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,260
Excuse me a moment.
Mm-hmm.
261
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,730
This is going terribly.
New plan.
262
00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,800
I'm gonna charm her.
263
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,101
Oh, no.
264
00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,569
I'm sorry.
I had to take that.
265
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,039
You gotta do what you gotta do.
266
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,008
Captain Raymond Holt.
267
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,212
What's up?
268
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:16,983
You wanted to see me, sarge?
269
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,085
Yeah, come on in, Boyle.
270
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,086
Sorry to hear about your hand.
271
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,321
Thanks.
272
00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:24,157
It makes it really hard
to manipulate my egg sack.
273
00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,959
Look.
Here's the deal.
274
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,061
I did my Junior year abroad in Tokyo.
275
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:31,331
And my girlfriend Chiaki?
She broke my heart.
276
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,479
I stared at the paper walls for weeks
277
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,682
until my roommates showed me
how to vent my feelings.
278
00:10:53,691 --> 00:10:56,956
Take a plate and smash it.
279
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,025
Oh!
280
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,226
Feels good.
Yeah!
281
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,195
All right. Your turn, Boyle.
Okay.
282
00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,596
Vent those feelings!
Okay.
283
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,232
Here we go, sarge.
Yeah.
284
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,703
Oh, my testicles!
285
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,705
We got a warrant.
But now, we need a plan.
286
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,474
We can't just go
in there in our uniforms.
287
00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:17,377
They'll destroy the evidence before
we even walk through the door.
288
00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:19,178
Good point, Captain Holt,
289
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,682
or should I say
"Captain Raymond sex vibes"?
290
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,350
Who knew you had such game?
291
00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:27,820
Yes, I've found that many women
want what they can't have.
292
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,822
I get it.
Ew.
293
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,980
What the hell is going on?
294
00:11:32,146 --> 00:11:34,327
According to
the community center calendar,
295
00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:36,234
amateur ballroom dancing competition.
296
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,098
Ah, okay.
297
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,800
I know how we're gonna blend in.
298
00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:44,537
- Don't say "thrift store."
- Thrift store!
299
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,213
♪ I... ♪
300
00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:54,881
- ♪ I want to... ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪
301
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,251
♪ For lettin' me be myself ♪
302
00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:00,053
♪ Again ♪
303
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,525
♪ Thank you for let... ♪
304
00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:07,227
Jake, the overwhelming time pressure.
305
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:08,361
Yep.
306
00:12:10,717 --> 00:12:12,217
All right, Isaac said the account book
307
00:12:12,218 --> 00:12:14,439
was in room 265.
It's gotta be upstairs.
308
00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:15,954
Let's head up.
309
00:12:15,955 --> 00:12:17,656
Hey.
Where you goin'?
310
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:19,091
To the dance contest.
311
00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:21,927
I am nationally-recognized
fox-trotter Dave Blathis,
312
00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:26,832
and these are my proteges, Rhonda
Shawarma and Hank Frankel.
313
00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:28,200
I don't care who you are.
314
00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:29,835
Upstairs is closed to the public.
315
00:12:29,869 --> 00:12:31,036
Fine.
316
00:12:31,037 --> 00:12:35,474
But we didn't have to endure this
crap when we danced in Barcelona.
317
00:12:35,475 --> 00:12:37,376
The hearing's
starting any second.
318
00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:39,478
There may be another
staircase off the dance floor.
319
00:12:39,479 --> 00:12:40,646
I'll sign us up for the contest.
320
00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:42,114
Good idea.
Oh, and Amy.
321
00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:46,385
Hm? Your dress makes
you look like a mermaid.
322
00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:49,588
Okay, I'll see you in a little bit.
323
00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:51,423
I know we're all
concerned about Boyle,
324
00:12:51,424 --> 00:12:54,426
but again, there is a solution.
325
00:12:54,427 --> 00:12:57,729
Forget your ex with meaningless sex.
326
00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:59,234
It rhymes because it's true.
327
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,799
All right, everyone.
328
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,768
Peralta needs us to stall.
329
00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,670
So just keep your answers long.
330
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:07,539
Add stuff.
Embellish your asses off.
331
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:08,540
Boyle, you're first.
332
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,043
I don't know if I'm up for this.
333
00:13:11,044 --> 00:13:13,779
I'm so emotional.
I can barely think straight.
334
00:13:13,813 --> 00:13:15,714
Great.
Use that.
335
00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:16,915
Embrace the void.
336
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,851
Would you say Detective Peralta
337
00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:21,019
was overly interested
in the Wint case?
338
00:13:21,054 --> 00:13:24,456
I only heard Detective Peralta
talk about Lucas Wint once.
339
00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:25,757
We were in my car.
340
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:29,361
I took Vivian on our first
real date in that car.
341
00:13:29,395 --> 00:13:31,600
Vivian is my fiancee.
342
00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:35,033
My ex-fiancee.
343
00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:36,535
My never-wife.
344
00:13:36,569 --> 00:13:38,637
Detective Boyle, if you could,
345
00:13:38,638 --> 00:13:40,706
please limit your comments
to the matter at hand.
346
00:13:40,707 --> 00:13:41,840
I will.
347
00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:43,542
I'd just like the record to reflect
348
00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:49,114
that "matter at hand" was one of
Vivian's favorite expressions.
349
00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:50,249
We should try to blend in.
350
00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:51,783
Stretch your leg up over your head.
351
00:13:51,818 --> 00:13:54,486
What? You stretch
your leg up over your head.
352
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:55,854
You think I wouldn't if I could?
353
00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,022
Ugh.
354
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:59,958
Ooh, looks like
the Captain found a partner.
355
00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:01,293
Good lord.
356
00:14:01,294 --> 00:14:07,288
Okay, we begin with a free-dance
period to the spicy sounds of rumba.
357
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:11,870
All right.
The linoleum awaits, my dear.
358
00:14:11,905 --> 00:14:13,305
Oh, boy.
359
00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:14,873
I know we're undercover,
but I'm starting to get
360
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:16,508
real nervous about this contest.
361
00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:18,076
You need to see a therapist.
362
00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:19,711
Yeah.
Let's dance this way.
363
00:14:19,746 --> 00:14:21,647
- Okay.
- Ho, hoo.
364
00:14:21,681 --> 00:14:24,450
How did you manage to step on
both of my feet at the same time?
365
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,585
I'm horrible at this.
When can we stop?
366
00:14:26,619 --> 00:14:28,323
I'm horrible at this...
I know, I know.
367
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:30,289
Title of my sex tape.
368
00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:31,523
Huh, well done.
369
00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:33,459
Title of my sex tape.
370
00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,260
Oh, my God, the Captain.
371
00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:37,663
He could really win this thing.
372
00:14:37,697 --> 00:14:39,398
How did you get so amazing at dancing?
373
00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:40,833
Jake, focus.
374
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:42,468
I found a back stairway over here.
375
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:44,536
And spin.
376
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,405
Who is he?
377
00:14:46,439 --> 00:14:48,607
As far as I can recall,
Detective Peralta
378
00:14:48,608 --> 00:14:53,245
told me that...
379
00:14:53,246 --> 00:14:56,226
That...
380
00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:57,749
He...
381
00:14:57,784 --> 00:15:00,619
No, I never heard
Jake talk about Wint.
382
00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:02,588
And the very fact
that you have him on trial
383
00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:04,442
is cat-doing- home-alone -face.
384
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:05,819
Of...
385
00:15:05,985 --> 00:15:07,526
Look, I've known Jake forever.
386
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:10,395
Our friendship is little-boy-
holding-little-girl's-hand.
387
00:15:12,699 --> 00:15:16,335
God, that guard
by the door will not move.
388
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:18,470
Uh-oh, he just made
eye contact with me.
389
00:15:18,471 --> 00:15:20,239
Play it cool.
Dance.
390
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,273
Dance, dance, dance.
391
00:15:21,307 --> 00:15:22,441
You don't have to say "dance"
392
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,409
every time you make a step.
393
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,644
Good call.
Hey.
394
00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:27,846
Do you want me to actually
show you how to do this
395
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:30,343
so you don't hurt yourself
and possibly others?
396
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,349
Yes.
Okay.
397
00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:32,418
Ready?
398
00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:34,186
Mm-hmm.
399
00:15:38,158 --> 00:15:39,191
This is kinda fun.
400
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,959
Yeah.
401
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,729
Maybe Teddy and I should take a class.
402
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:47,032
Yeah.
Maybe.
403
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,200
Guys, we're running out of time.
404
00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:50,369
What's the plan?
That guard won't move.
405
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,603
We need a distraction.
406
00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:52,603
I'm on it.
407
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,773
Dance, dance, dance, dance.
408
00:15:54,774 --> 00:15:56,508
Oh, God!
Oh!
409
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,577
My ankle!
Sir, my ankle!
410
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,412
Oh, I heard a pop!
I heard a pop!
411
00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:01,947
Is that bad?
Do you know if that's bad?
412
00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:04,750
Oh, God!
Oh, I live to dance!
413
00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:12,157
Ah.
Voila.
414
00:16:12,192 --> 00:16:14,860
So glad no one heard me say that.
415
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,829
Gotcha.
416
00:16:16,863 --> 00:16:18,630
Aw, this is incredible.
417
00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,099
The account books have everything.
418
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,834
Dates, names, dollar amounts.
419
00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:24,036
I can't wait to show this to Podolski.
420
00:16:24,037 --> 00:16:27,371
I should probably slip in a
Miley-Cyrus-told-you-so face real quick.
421
00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:28,974
It's hard to do on the move.
422
00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,676
Peralta, wait.
423
00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,078
Santiago, give us a minute.
424
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,079
Sir?
425
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,147
I need you to do something.
426
00:16:35,148 --> 00:16:37,316
And it's gonna sound
crazy, but it's important,
427
00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:40,486
and I need you to trust me.
428
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,421
So Detective Peralta...
429
00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:45,669
Do you have any evidence you'd
like to present on your behalf?
430
00:16:46,226 --> 00:16:47,993
No.
431
00:16:47,994 --> 00:16:50,028
I have nothing.
432
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,312
Jake.
What happened?
433
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,947
Did Holt ask you to get suspended?
434
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,715
No, he told me to get fired.
435
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,849
Why?
I don't know.
436
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,051
I'm kind of freaking out.
437
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,787
He said to do it, and the next
thing I knew, I was just yelling.
438
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:05,890
And your mother!
All of your mothers.
439
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,391
And your grandmothers.
440
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,994
And your grandmothers' little dogs.
441
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,395
Are you done?
No, I'm not done!
442
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,905
Aw, you're done!
You can't handle the me!
443
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,299
- Oh, my God.
- Peralta!
444
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,101
Hey.
What's goin' on?
445
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,070
This is special agent Clarke
with the FBI.
446
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,739
FBI?
We couldn't let you expose Lucas Wint.
447
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,942
It would've compromised a much larger
ongoing federal investigation.
448
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,912
We believe that Wint has ties
to the Ianucci crime family.
449
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,580
That's one of the best crime families.
450
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,249
We needed you to get fired for real
451
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,885
because the Ianuccis
have moles inside the NYPD,
452
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,386
and we need them to trust you.
453
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,954
Detective, we'd
like you to go undercover
454
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,389
and help us with the investigation.
455
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,657
Okay, the answer is "yes."
456
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,159
My name is Duncan buck.
457
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,296
I was raised on a oil rig
by 90 men and 1 prostitute.
458
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,564
We'd like you to be yourself.
459
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,900
Even better.
This could be very dangerous.
460
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,536
- So please, take some time, and...
- No need. I'm in.
461
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,337
Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
462
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,939
I don't think that's the expression.
463
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,032
Can you just let me have this?
464
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,745
What I'm about to tell you
cannot leave this room.
465
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,913
Detective Peralta will be going
466
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,814
in an undercover assignment
with the FBI.
467
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,449
His cover story is that he was fired.
468
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,285
Oh, my God.
My heart just threw up.
469
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,686
Look, they're saying
this assignment will last
470
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,688
about six months, so while I'm gone,
471
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,823
Boyle, I want you to have my desk.
472
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,325
I'll sit at it always.
473
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,301
Rosa, you can have my locker.
474
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:17,161
Sweet.
475
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,497
Amy, you can have
all of my open cases.
476
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,598
Okay, that's enough.
477
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,267
Peralta doesn't have the
authority to do any of this.
478
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,938
You will all sit at your own desk
and work the cases I assign you.
479
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,575
But you will be missed.
480
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,609
Thank you, Captain.
481
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:35,646
Thank you for trusting me.
482
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,248
Okay, now call us all names
483
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,183
and storm out of here
for the benefit of the bullpen.
484
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,952
This is the best day ever.
485
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,555
I'll miss you guys.
486
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,290
And your mother!
487
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,059
And your mother.
488
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,328
You're all a bunch of pigs!
489
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,598
I smell bacon!
490
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,733
And guess what else, "Captain"?
491
00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:00,571
You can take this tie and shove
it straight into your hellhole!
492
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,674
This whole place reeks of bacon.
493
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:04,942
And guess what?
494
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:09,714
I'm going kosher 'cause
Jake-y don't dig on swine!
495
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:10,728
Whoo!
496
00:19:10,729 --> 00:19:13,050
All right, everyone.
I wanna make a toast.
497
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,119
To you guys.
498
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,022
You will never be Jake or Vivian,
but at least you're here.
499
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,125
Ugh, I'm gonna go over by the
bar where I can hear you worse.
500
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,461
Oh, I get it.
I'd abandon me too.
501
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,296
That's it.
Boyle, no more eggs.
502
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,998
You are drinking your troubles away.
503
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,199
Start with this.
504
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,667
I'm gonna get some
bottles from the bar.
505
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,570
Make way! Large man
helping his little friend.
506
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,339
Comin' through!
507
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,875
You're so lucky you've never
been through a painful breakup.
508
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:38,976
The only reason
they haven't been painful
509
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:42,013
is 'cause the guys were all losers.
510
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,347
I've never dated anyone good.
511
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,806
Hmm.
512
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,952
Like you.
513
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,559
Amy?
514
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,893
Hey, thought I missed you.
515
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,262
Hey, Jake.
Amazing assignment.
516
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,965
I have to admit I'm a little jealous.
517
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,467
Really?
Mm-hmm.
518
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:03,835
Well, if you want,
I could help you get fired.
519
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,736
I'm really good at it.
520
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,038
Yeah.
521
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,973
This is real.
This is happening.
522
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,975
Look...
523
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,510
I don't wanna be a jerk.
524
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:16,681
I know you're dating Teddy,
and it's going really well.
525
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,215
It's just...
What's going on?
526
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,253
I don't know what's gonna
happen on this assignment.
527
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,056
And if something bad goes down,
I think I'd be pissed at myself
528
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,991
if I didn't say this.
529
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:34,158
I kinda wish something could happen
between us, romantic-styles.
530
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,534
And I know it can't
'cause you're with Teddy,
531
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:40,872
and I'm going undercover,
and that's just how it is.
532
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:45,643
But...
533
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:49,614
Anyway, we're not supposed to
have any contact, so I should go.
534
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,215
America needs me.
535
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,251
Bye.
536
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,422
And another round for everyone on me!
537
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,724
Thanks, buddy.
538
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:00,725
What's the occasion?
539
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,593
Oh, I'm celebrating.
540
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:08,733
My name's Jake Peralta,
and I just got fired from the NYPD.
541
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:12,703
I'm Leo...
Ianucci.
542
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,907
Nice to meet you.
543
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:34,492
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