1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,583 Oh, hey there, Captain. 2 00:00:08,584 --> 00:00:11,085 Just curious, do you happen to know what today is? 3 00:00:11,086 --> 00:00:13,621 Well, based on the fact that yesterday was the birthday 4 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,923 of legendary Dutch flautist Frans Bruggen, 5 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:18,593 and a week ago it was october 24th, it's say today is... 6 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:19,861 It's Halloween. Just say it's Halloween. 7 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:21,028 It's Halloween. 8 00:00:21,029 --> 00:00:23,197 All right, and what happened last Halloween? 9 00:00:23,198 --> 00:00:24,565 Oh, I listened to the CD I bought the night before, 10 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,000 the Frans Bruggen birthday concert. 11 00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:27,735 Please stop saying Bruggen. 12 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,138 Last year, you bet me that you could steal my medal of valor. 13 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:31,839 And you did. 14 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,409 Consequently, I was forced to do your paperwork for a week 15 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:37,612 and to say words I thought I'd never have to say. 16 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:41,955 Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius. 17 00:00:41,984 --> 00:00:44,252 But now it's time for round two of our Halloween bet. 18 00:00:44,286 --> 00:00:45,887 This year, I believe I'll make things 19 00:00:45,888 --> 00:00:47,488 more difficult for myself. 20 00:00:47,489 --> 00:00:51,659 Let's say, what, I'll steal the watch right off your wrist. 21 00:00:51,693 --> 00:00:53,227 Or we could just not do it at all this year. 22 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,996 What? 23 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:59,267 Sir, with all due respect, come on, homey! No? 24 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,668 It's not worth all the trouble, 25 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:03,004 just so you might call me an amazing captain/genius 26 00:01:03,005 --> 00:01:05,339 and give me one week of overtime for free. 27 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,108 All right, fine, I'll double the overtime. 28 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,176 I'll triple it! 29 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:09,510 I'll quadruple it! 30 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:10,545 I will five-druple it. 31 00:01:10,546 --> 00:01:13,195 I'll five-druple the overtime. 32 00:01:13,215 --> 00:01:14,215 Got his attention. 33 00:01:14,216 --> 00:01:16,384 He's coming back to me. 34 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:17,518 Just to clarify. 35 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:19,487 If you steal my watch by midnight, 36 00:01:19,488 --> 00:01:20,822 I will do your paperwork for a week, 37 00:01:20,856 --> 00:01:22,724 but if you fail, you will give me 38 00:01:22,725 --> 00:01:26,327 five weeks of overtime for free. 39 00:01:26,361 --> 00:01:28,129 Correct. 40 00:01:28,163 --> 00:01:30,331 I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head. 41 00:01:30,365 --> 00:01:32,467 The benefits outweigh the costs. 42 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:34,102 We have reached an accord. 43 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,470 Accords! 44 00:01:35,504 --> 00:01:38,039 Handing out these safety pumpkins to neighborhood kids 45 00:01:38,073 --> 00:01:40,274 is a cornerstone in community relations. 46 00:01:40,275 --> 00:01:41,509 And putting them together 47 00:01:41,543 --> 00:01:43,911 is a boring-stone in testing my patience. 48 00:01:43,946 --> 00:01:46,581 We can use an assembly line so it'll go quicker. 49 00:01:46,615 --> 00:01:47,949 Ooh, that's a great idea, Terrence. 50 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:50,518 However, is there any way I can skip doing that 51 00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:52,286 and instead, not do that? 52 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,756 I have an urgent matter to attend to. 53 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:56,457 Okay, no problem. 54 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:57,892 Just come back and help us when you're done. 55 00:01:57,893 --> 00:01:58,960 Thank you. 56 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,762 I'll leave you guys with this. 57 00:02:00,796 --> 00:02:05,266 One-duhl plus one-duhl equals... Tootles. 58 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,837 Seriously, sarge? You're just gonna let her go? 59 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:12,640 Look, a year ago, I would've been thinking the same thing, 60 00:02:12,641 --> 00:02:15,376 but I've learned to give her the benefit of the doubt. 61 00:02:15,411 --> 00:02:16,611 What kind of urgent matter 62 00:02:16,612 --> 00:02:18,246 could Gina possibly have to attend to? 63 00:02:18,247 --> 00:02:19,614 She's already checked herself out 64 00:02:19,615 --> 00:02:21,749 in every reflective surface around the precinct. 65 00:02:21,784 --> 00:02:23,551 Including my lip gloss. 66 00:02:23,552 --> 00:02:25,887 She said she looked better when I frowned. 67 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:32,593 I was behind the door! 68 00:02:32,594 --> 00:02:35,229 Greetings, comrades, and welcome 69 00:02:35,264 --> 00:02:37,632 to the most important briefing of your lives. 70 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:39,033 As you all know, 71 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,002 the Holt-Peralta Halloween bet has been made, 72 00:02:41,003 --> 00:02:43,504 and the clock doth tick. 73 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,839 What's with the tux? 74 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,441 I decided to class up this year's event. 75 00:02:46,442 --> 00:02:47,842 I bought it off a disgraced magician, 76 00:02:47,843 --> 00:02:50,378 and it is chock-full of scarves. 77 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:53,381 What? How? 78 00:02:53,415 --> 00:02:55,049 A real magician never tells, young man. 79 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:56,417 Now, let's get started. 80 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:58,319 I've been planning this for three months. 81 00:02:58,354 --> 00:03:00,688 You've all been given a specific role and a code name. 82 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:01,956 Rosa, you're the dagger. 83 00:03:01,957 --> 00:03:03,691 Sarge, the hammer. 84 00:03:03,692 --> 00:03:05,360 Amy, the hall monitor. 85 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:07,061 Yeah, suck it! 86 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,730 Scully and Hitchcock, I'm just gonna call you 87 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,031 your real names so you don't get confused. 88 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,866 - Smart. - What? 89 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,835 And, Boyle, as requested, you will be the deuce. 90 00:03:13,836 --> 00:03:14,936 Although I still think 91 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:15,970 you should reconsider that code name. 92 00:03:16,005 --> 00:03:17,438 Nope, deuce. 93 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:19,307 It's like ace, but twice as cool. 94 00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:20,742 It is not. It's a turd. 95 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:22,343 Now, because of last year, 96 00:03:22,378 --> 00:03:23,878 the captain will suspect that you are all helping me, 97 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:25,546 so we will never get anywhere near his watch, 98 00:03:25,547 --> 00:03:28,750 but the actual theft will be pulled off 99 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:33,221 by Dan McCreary, aka "fingers." 100 00:03:33,222 --> 00:03:35,390 How you doing? 101 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,958 Call me "fingers." 102 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:38,826 Hey, I remember this guy. 103 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,261 That's probably because 104 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,596 you've arrested him twice for pickpocketing. 105 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:43,164 You have a criminal helping you? 106 00:03:43,198 --> 00:03:44,799 That's crazy! 107 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:45,967 Grow up, Amy. 108 00:03:45,968 --> 00:03:47,635 Now, we will all work together as a team 109 00:03:47,636 --> 00:03:48,970 to move the captain into position. 110 00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:51,072 Once there, fingers... Loving that code name... 111 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,840 Will remove the captain's watch 112 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:55,510 and replace it with this replica watch. 113 00:03:55,511 --> 00:03:58,112 Oh, that is a very dead dove. 114 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,113 Ooh! 115 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,648 All right... 116 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:03,217 This replica watch. 117 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:04,452 Jake, if he's been arrested before, 118 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,553 how do you know he's any good? 119 00:04:05,587 --> 00:04:07,355 Perhaps this will answer your question. 120 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:08,389 Fingers! 121 00:04:10,659 --> 00:04:11,726 Whoa. 122 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,661 That's our stuff. 123 00:04:13,662 --> 00:04:15,229 My croissant. 124 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:17,065 But where's the smoked Turkey? 125 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:18,266 Check your breast pocket? 126 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,201 Come on! 127 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:23,638 Let's win this bet! 128 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:27,508 Salutations, Captain. 129 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:30,612 I was wondering perchance 130 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,914 if you would like to attend the opera with me this Eve. 131 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:34,082 I'll pass, 132 00:04:34,116 --> 00:04:36,217 choosing instead to stay in my locked office 133 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:39,921 with my watch still safely on my wrist. 134 00:04:39,922 --> 00:04:41,756 I had a feeling you might say that. 135 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:45,493 Thusfore, I have decided to bring the opera to you. 136 00:04:45,527 --> 00:04:47,662 Hitchcock, Scully! 137 00:04:47,696 --> 00:04:53,001 ♪ Oooo fortuna ♪ 138 00:04:55,404 --> 00:04:57,305 Now, hammer, it's time. 139 00:04:57,306 --> 00:04:59,941 It's hammer time. I love life. 140 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,217 You're up, dagger. 141 00:05:04,246 --> 00:05:05,246 No need for the somersaults. 142 00:05:05,247 --> 00:05:07,115 Disagree. 143 00:05:07,116 --> 00:05:10,084 Hall monitor, now! 144 00:05:13,122 --> 00:05:15,723 Okay, Boyle, and only because you insisted I say this, 145 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:16,925 it's time to drop a deuce. 146 00:05:20,596 --> 00:05:23,331 And now, the Jake and bake. 147 00:05:29,572 --> 00:05:30,872 Whoa, come on, Amy! Not cool! 148 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:31,973 That's a guy! 149 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:33,875 Peralta, that's enough! 150 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:39,280 Sir, sir. 151 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:40,548 I'm so sorry. 152 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,617 I just wanted somebody to check my son's candy. 153 00:05:42,651 --> 00:05:45,520 Please, let me help you up. 154 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,322 On behalf of the nine-nine, I apologize. 155 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:49,657 Fingers has grabbed the package. 156 00:05:49,658 --> 00:05:51,926 I didn't mean for that to sound so dirty. 157 00:05:51,961 --> 00:05:54,762 I'll have someone check your son's bag of candy immediately. 158 00:05:54,797 --> 00:05:58,299 Clark. 159 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,467 Thank you, sir. 160 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:03,037 If you need anything, please, contact me. 161 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,772 I'll do that. Thank you. 162 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:05,807 The replica is on the wrist. 163 00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:07,876 Game over. 164 00:06:07,877 --> 00:06:09,344 I know all this was done in the spirit of a friendly bet, 165 00:06:09,345 --> 00:06:10,879 but this all went too far. 166 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,414 Am I understood? 167 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,816 - Peralta! - Yes, sir. 168 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:17,118 Completely understood, sir. I'm sorry. 169 00:06:19,154 --> 00:06:22,190 But not as sorry as you're going to be at midnight, 170 00:06:22,191 --> 00:06:26,461 when you realize you've lost everything. 171 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:30,665 Hello there, Hank. 172 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:32,567 I believe a tall, nimble-fingered man 173 00:06:32,568 --> 00:06:34,969 named McCreary left a package for me. 174 00:06:35,004 --> 00:06:37,205 - Yeah, it's here. Give me a sec. - Thanks. 175 00:06:37,239 --> 00:06:39,574 Ooh, I'm gonna make a movie of you receiving the watch. 176 00:06:39,575 --> 00:06:41,042 Here. 177 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:43,077 Let me pinch your lips and make fulsome. 178 00:06:43,078 --> 00:06:44,445 Don't touch my face. 179 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,114 Fine, but if you have dull lips, that's on you. 180 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,815 This is Charles Boyle for Jake Action News. 181 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:48,983 Thank you. 182 00:06:48,984 --> 00:06:49,984 Okay, open the box. 183 00:06:49,985 --> 00:06:52,453 Here we go! 184 00:06:52,488 --> 00:06:54,789 That's weird, it's just a note. 185 00:06:54,823 --> 00:06:56,191 "Thanks for the watch"? 186 00:06:56,192 --> 00:06:57,792 Oh, no! 187 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,861 McCreary stole the captain's watch! 188 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:02,130 Breaking news, there's been a terrible development. 189 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:04,299 Not now, Charles. 190 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,335 Good call. Media blackout. 191 00:07:09,245 --> 00:07:11,080 We're okay. It's not over yet. 192 00:07:11,114 --> 00:07:12,881 I still have two hours to find fingers 193 00:07:12,882 --> 00:07:14,049 and get Holt's watch back. 194 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:15,317 But how? He could be anywhere. 195 00:07:15,318 --> 00:07:17,052 He could be in Canada by now. 196 00:07:17,087 --> 00:07:18,387 There are so many forests up there. 197 00:07:18,388 --> 00:07:21,123 That country is one giant hiding place. 198 00:07:21,157 --> 00:07:22,758 Boyle, I kinda need you to be positive right now, okay? 199 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,493 Yes, sorry. Damn my mouth. 200 00:07:24,494 --> 00:07:26,061 All right, let's look up McCreary's arrest records, 201 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:28,731 past addresses, known associates. 202 00:07:28,765 --> 00:07:30,165 Peralta. 203 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,201 Run, deuce, run. 204 00:07:32,235 --> 00:07:34,269 If you'll excuse me, sir, I have to... 205 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,438 Make urines in de toilet. 206 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:38,663 Yeah, that's how people say words. 207 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:39,908 I'd like to ask a favor. 208 00:07:39,909 --> 00:07:41,543 Can we please press pause on this bet for ten minutes? 209 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,745 Sure, or we could press fast-forward, 210 00:07:42,779 --> 00:07:44,646 and I could watch you talk like a chipmunk. 211 00:07:44,647 --> 00:07:47,549 Peralta, I'm very disappointed in you. 212 00:07:47,584 --> 00:07:48,984 Yes, that would be very funny. 213 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:50,452 How do you ruin everything? 214 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:51,887 Kevin is bringing dinner for me, 215 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,489 and I don't think he'd appreciate this bet we made. 216 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:55,591 This watch was given to me by his father 217 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,892 just before he died. 218 00:07:56,926 --> 00:07:59,528 Oh! A death watch, cool. 219 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,529 Please, never call it that. 220 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,864 Copy that. 221 00:08:01,865 --> 00:08:03,065 Oh, you know what? 222 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,400 You can have the ten minutes, no problem. 223 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,068 Love you, bye. 224 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,237 Boyle, fingers just texted. 225 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,605 He said he wants to meet up. 226 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,173 Yes. Let's get outta here. 227 00:08:11,207 --> 00:08:12,574 Be cool. Holt's watching. 228 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,782 Pretend I just said something really funny. 229 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,547 - Get outta here. - We gotta go. 230 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,519 Enjoy the vest and the light. 231 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:28,190 You'll be so safe, it's scary. 232 00:08:28,224 --> 00:08:29,224 Lame. 233 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,993 That kid gets it. 234 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,028 Thanks for finally joining us, Gina. 235 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:35,531 We had to stuff 400 of these things without you. 236 00:08:35,565 --> 00:08:36,732 Great seeing you guys. 237 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,300 Unfortunately, I cannot stay long. 238 00:08:38,301 --> 00:08:40,803 I just came to grab a healthy snack. 239 00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:41,970 Got it. 240 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,539 I'm still tending to that urgent matter 241 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:44,940 I was talking about earlier. 242 00:08:44,974 --> 00:08:46,709 Which is what exactly? 243 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:50,245 Hmm, funny you should ask, you inquisitive litter ferret. 244 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,381 I've been practicing my dance moves. 245 00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:54,950 ♪ If you wanna be with me ♪ 246 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,852 ♪ Baby there's a price ♪ 247 00:08:56,853 --> 00:08:58,187 My dance troupe, Floorgasm, 248 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:01,690 is performing tonight in the boooo-ty shake grand prix. 249 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:04,026 Gina, what the hell? 250 00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:06,295 I defended you, and your urgent matter 251 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,598 was just practicing for some stupid dance show? 252 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,034 Look, I can't help it if my life is literally 253 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:13,369 a Step Up movie. 254 00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:14,503 Oh, is it? 255 00:09:14,504 --> 00:09:16,004 Then I suggest you think of this moment 256 00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:17,740 as the montage where you buckle down 257 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:21,143 and take your job seriously so your boss doesn't kill you. 258 00:09:21,177 --> 00:09:23,412 Fine, then I suggest you figure out 259 00:09:23,446 --> 00:09:25,047 how to turn on all these sprinklers 260 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:27,750 'cause I'm about to tell a story. 261 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:32,888 Okay, fingers wants us to meet him 262 00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:34,923 in that alley over there. 263 00:09:34,924 --> 00:09:36,258 What's the playbook, Jakey? 264 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:39,795 Well, he left me that note in the bar to try and scare me. 265 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,797 But it only made me angry. 266 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:45,134 We go in hard and tough and take what's rightfully ours. 267 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,002 - I want $300. - Absolutely, no problem. 268 00:09:47,037 --> 00:09:48,303 Whatever you need. 269 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,172 I happen to not have any money on me though. 270 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,373 Charles, do you have any cash? 271 00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:55,644 Um, I have $120, and my lucky $2 bill 272 00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:57,379 that I found on my first day of kindergarten. 273 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,415 Okay, so that's $122. 274 00:09:59,449 --> 00:10:01,750 - And I want your shoes. - What? Fine. 275 00:10:01,785 --> 00:10:04,153 Here. Take my shoes. 276 00:10:04,154 --> 00:10:05,587 Can I please have the watch now? 277 00:10:05,622 --> 00:10:08,257 You already have it. You had it all along. 278 00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:09,391 What? What are you talking about? 279 00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:10,626 I put it in the glove compartment of your car. 280 00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:11,860 Think I'm gonna walk around 281 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,062 with a stolen police captain's watch? 282 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:14,663 I'm not an idiot. 283 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,898 Great. Well, I would say thank you, 284 00:10:15,899 --> 00:10:17,232 but even for a criminal your customer service 285 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:18,634 has been abysmal. 286 00:10:18,668 --> 00:10:20,135 My pleasure. Have a good night. 287 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,371 Let's get back to the precinct and win this bet. 288 00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:23,472 Jake! Jake, your car! 289 00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:24,673 No! Ow, glass. 290 00:10:24,674 --> 00:10:25,674 No! 291 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,081 Ugh, syringe. 292 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,444 Jake, you parked in front of a hydrant. 293 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:29,678 Stupid fire department. 294 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,547 We gotta think of a way to catch up with that truck. 295 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,248 Oh! How 'bout this? 296 00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:35,217 - Yes. - Hop in. 297 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,887 Go! 298 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,723 We're doing it, Boyle. 299 00:10:40,757 --> 00:10:42,791 We're Tokyo drifting. 300 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:46,794 Gah, I can't see the tow truck anymore. 301 00:10:46,795 --> 00:10:49,297 Charles, how come you're so much slower than a car? 302 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:51,632 I'm just trying not to jostle you too much. 303 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,001 You're the champagne of friends. 304 00:10:54,036 --> 00:10:55,036 Look, there's a bar up ahead. 305 00:10:55,037 --> 00:10:56,137 Maybe we can get a cab up there. 306 00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,405 There's still time to get that watch. 307 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,673 All right. 308 00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:00,141 Excuse me! 309 00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:01,575 Excuse me. 310 00:11:01,576 --> 00:11:03,010 Shoeless cop coming through. 311 00:11:04,112 --> 00:11:06,380 Oh, God! Charles! 312 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,448 Jake, where are you? 313 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,750 Come on! Gah! 314 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,085 I was gonna wear this jacket 315 00:11:11,086 --> 00:11:12,954 to my cousin's bat mitzvah next week. 316 00:11:12,955 --> 00:11:13,988 Hey! Take it easy! 317 00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:15,957 Get off of me! 318 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,625 Jake, party bus. Toot! Toot! 319 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:18,960 Get on board. 320 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:21,195 Good idea, Boyle. Ugh, get off. 321 00:11:21,196 --> 00:11:22,730 Ahh! He's got my hand! 322 00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:24,065 Aghhh! 323 00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:25,299 Move! 324 00:11:26,368 --> 00:11:27,535 NYPD. 325 00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:30,204 I won't stop the party, but I do need the bus. 326 00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:39,814 Let's dance, rawr. 327 00:11:39,848 --> 00:11:42,283 All right. What is happening here? 328 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,219 It's Halloween, man! Lighten up, ha ha! 329 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,555 It's Halloween! 330 00:11:47,556 --> 00:11:49,657 Halloween! 331 00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:52,193 Well, gotta do something for 16 blocks. 332 00:11:52,194 --> 00:11:53,661 Halloween! Halloween! 333 00:11:53,662 --> 00:11:56,197 Halloween! 334 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,634 Hey, I've been looking for you. 335 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:00,668 We need to talk. 336 00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:02,470 Can we not do this right now, Terry? 337 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,072 I'm in the midst of a personal tragedy. 338 00:12:05,107 --> 00:12:06,574 Oh, my God. 339 00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:08,409 Is everything okay with your family? 340 00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:11,145 Family, what? No, this is serious. 341 00:12:11,146 --> 00:12:14,315 Floorgasm just came by and danced me out of the group. 342 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:26,460 It's not fair. 343 00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:28,663 I founded the group, and now they wanna kick me out 344 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,966 just because I missed eight rehearsals in a row? 345 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:35,670 I never thought I'd say this, but Floorgasm has a point. 346 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,039 You're being super irresponsible. 347 00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:39,407 You have a "baditude." 348 00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:40,875 That's a bad attitude. 349 00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:42,743 I love that. 350 00:12:42,744 --> 00:12:45,112 Look, I didn't want you to know 351 00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:46,914 because it's so off-brand for me, 352 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,950 but I'm missing rehearsals 353 00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,751 because I've been going to college at night. 354 00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:53,888 I'm trying to finish my bachelor's degree or whatever. 355 00:12:53,889 --> 00:12:56,290 Really? That's great, Gina. 356 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:57,725 I'm so proud of you. 357 00:12:57,726 --> 00:12:59,760 And while I generally nail everything, 358 00:12:59,761 --> 00:13:02,196 I'm just having trouble balancing my studies 359 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:03,664 and my passion for dance. 360 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,533 Plus, you're working full-time. 361 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,169 Yeah, that actually doesn't factor into it whatsoever. 362 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:09,737 Anyway, it doesn't matter, 363 00:13:09,738 --> 00:13:11,772 because I'm never gonna dance again. 364 00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:14,842 The world just lost an angel. 365 00:13:14,843 --> 00:13:16,210 You know what? 366 00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:17,545 I'm gonna dance with you tonight. 367 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,214 I'm not gonna let those losers punish you 368 00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:21,782 for doing something good. 369 00:13:21,783 --> 00:13:23,684 School is cool. 370 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,853 That's why it rhymes. 371 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:27,522 Terry, you are the best! 372 00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:30,158 World, your angel has returned. 373 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:33,394 Oh, God. 374 00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:36,664 Thanks for the ride. 375 00:13:36,698 --> 00:13:39,167 Tag me in those pics. 376 00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:41,602 Ah, hi there. 377 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,004 I'm Jake Peralta, NYPD. 378 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,106 You guys towed my car, and I really need it back. 379 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,941 Mm-hmm. 380 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:48,276 Got a badge? 381 00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:50,077 Yeah, I sure do. 382 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,013 What? 383 00:13:52,014 --> 00:13:53,447 D'oh, my badge! 384 00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:56,250 Those demons on the party bus must have stolen it. 385 00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,652 If you got a license and credit card, 386 00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:58,986 just pay to get it out. 387 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,054 Oh, great. Thank you. 388 00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,155 Finally, something goes right. 389 00:14:01,156 --> 00:14:02,723 It's gone horribly wrong! 390 00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:05,159 I don't have my I.D. or my credit cards, 391 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,028 but I really need that car. 392 00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:08,563 Please, I'm begging you. 393 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,566 Rules are rules. I can't do nothing for you. 394 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,633 Don't shut it. 395 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:14,902 Don't shut the window. 396 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,671 You got it. 397 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:18,372 Just gonna give up on this and head straight home 398 00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:20,141 without trying anything else. 399 00:14:29,151 --> 00:14:30,818 Oh, look at the view from up here. 400 00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:32,687 I didn't know we lived near water. 401 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,623 Ouch. 402 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,091 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 403 00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:40,328 Perfect. 404 00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:43,464 Ah. 405 00:14:46,768 --> 00:14:48,970 I can still win this bet. 406 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,672 I can still win. 407 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,508 No! 408 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:54,842 No! 409 00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:56,944 Noooo! 410 00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:58,246 Freeze! Don't move! 411 00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:01,115 Oh, my God. 412 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,218 There is a tiny chance I may not win this bet. 413 00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,129 Talk now! 414 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,563 You seem upset. 415 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,799 Well, here's how the story goes. 416 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,402 Remember that little Halloween bet that we made? 417 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:16,603 You probably don't even remember, 418 00:15:16,604 --> 00:15:17,804 it was so early this morning. 419 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:20,840 Anywhoozle, it turns out the criminal I hired 420 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,642 to lift your watch was not trustworthy, 421 00:15:22,643 --> 00:15:25,312 and I ended up contracting tuberculosis of the foot 422 00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:27,914 and subsequently losing your death watch. 423 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:30,417 But in the end, I like to think this whole thing 424 00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:31,985 is gonna bring us closer together. 425 00:15:31,986 --> 00:15:33,887 And isn't that what it's really all about? 426 00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:36,356 Merry Christmas! 427 00:15:36,357 --> 00:15:37,490 What are you saying? 428 00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:39,125 My watch is right here. 429 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,261 No, I made a switch. That's a fake. 430 00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:42,996 No. 431 00:15:42,997 --> 00:15:44,731 This one's a fake. 432 00:15:44,732 --> 00:15:46,032 What? 433 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,300 No. 434 00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:48,501 What? 435 00:15:48,502 --> 00:15:49,569 No. 436 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,071 What? 437 00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:53,673 No. 438 00:15:53,674 --> 00:15:55,442 You were behind all this? 439 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,378 You played me. 440 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:01,514 Like Frans Bruggen plays the flute. 441 00:16:01,515 --> 00:16:02,716 But how? 442 00:16:02,717 --> 00:16:04,417 I've been planning this this theft for three months. 443 00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:09,155 I know, but I've been planning it for a year. 444 00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:11,324 Last Halloween, after you won the bet, 445 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:13,760 I went back to my office to do everyone's paperwork, 446 00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:15,495 but I did no paperwork. 447 00:16:15,529 --> 00:16:17,497 I started to plot my revenge. 448 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:21,101 I began by creating a word cloud. 449 00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:22,602 But how could you possibly have known 450 00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:24,304 I was gonna try and steal your watch? 451 00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:26,539 I knew you would try to take something important to me. 452 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:31,244 During the year, I drew your attention to my watch. 453 00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:33,947 You're eight minutes late. 454 00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,882 You're 14 minutes late. 455 00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:40,487 You're three minutes early... In Chicago. 456 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:42,255 You annoyed me into stealing it. 457 00:16:42,256 --> 00:16:43,290 Exactly. 458 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,792 Now you had a target, but you needed a plan. 459 00:16:45,826 --> 00:16:47,460 Fortunately, it walked through the door, 460 00:16:47,461 --> 00:16:49,329 handcuffed to Diaz. 461 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,898 This scumbag pickpocket is Dan McCreary. 462 00:16:51,899 --> 00:16:54,234 He can take anything off of anyone. 463 00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:56,102 Anything? 464 00:16:56,103 --> 00:16:57,737 Anyone? 465 00:16:57,738 --> 00:17:00,140 The look on your face, priceless. 466 00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:02,876 I put McCreary into my employ immediately. 467 00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:04,611 Fast-forward to this morning. 468 00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,246 You commenced your plan. 469 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,914 McCreary stole my watch, 470 00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:09,082 and then replaced it with the replica. 471 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,417 And while you celebrated, 472 00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:13,653 McCreary put my watch back in my pocket. 473 00:17:13,654 --> 00:17:15,889 The watch never left my person. 474 00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:20,293 Dun-dun-duh! 475 00:17:20,294 --> 00:17:22,495 I can see that you're enjoying this. 476 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,464 Not nearly as much as I enjoyed phase two. 477 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:25,498 Phase two. 478 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:27,167 While you met with McCreary, 479 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:30,270 Santiago placed a fire hydrant in front of your car, 480 00:17:30,271 --> 00:17:32,672 which she then towed away. 481 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:35,542 Next, I had to take Charles out of the equation. 482 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,776 He had a badge and a gun, 483 00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:38,611 and he would do anything to help you. 484 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:42,248 Enter a parade of drunks that separated the two of you 485 00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:45,418 long enough for Terry to kidnap Charles. 486 00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:47,587 Then two bears spilled their drinks on you 487 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,022 and stole your wallet. 488 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:52,759 Those bears? Scully and Hitchcock. 489 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,362 I can't pull my head off! 490 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:56,763 If Terry kidnapped Charles, 491 00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:58,498 how did Charles tell me to get on the party bus? 492 00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,700 Eight months ago at a morning briefing, 493 00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:03,436 I told the squad that a group of thieves 494 00:18:03,437 --> 00:18:05,272 was targeting party busses, 495 00:18:05,273 --> 00:18:07,774 so I could record Charles saying... 496 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:10,110 Jake, party bus! Toot toot! 497 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:11,211 Get on board! 498 00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:15,882 I knew Boyle would never knowingly betray me. 499 00:18:15,883 --> 00:18:18,184 With your jacket and shoes gone, you didn't look like a cop, 500 00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:19,419 but you still had your badge. 501 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:22,789 That is, until you entered the party bus. 502 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,592 Rosa's feline dancing distracted you 503 00:18:25,593 --> 00:18:28,562 as a mysterious partier stole your badge on... 504 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,864 Halloween! 505 00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:32,365 It was you in the mask! 506 00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,067 You sly son of a bitch! 507 00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,235 Well done. 508 00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:38,271 But I do have to ask, those guys at the impound, 509 00:18:38,272 --> 00:18:40,206 did they really smash my car? 510 00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,408 No, in fact, I had them wash it. 511 00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:43,209 Good one, Captain. 512 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,945 You can't "wash a car." 513 00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:47,347 So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? 514 00:18:47,348 --> 00:18:48,915 What'd you offer them? 515 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,283 I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, 516 00:18:50,284 --> 00:18:51,451 and they instantly said yes. 517 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,553 I'm not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. 518 00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:54,888 Hmm. 519 00:18:54,889 --> 00:18:58,858 So in addition to the five weeks of free overtime, 520 00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:00,827 I believe I'm owed one more thing. 521 00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:02,562 Yes. Here we go. 522 00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:04,798 One second. 523 00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:09,402 Very well. 524 00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:11,238 - Captain Raymond Holt... - Mm-hmm. 525 00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:16,910 You are an amazing police captain/genius. 526 00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:19,880 But be warned, 527 00:19:19,881 --> 00:19:22,949 I started planning next year's heist just this minute. 528 00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:25,952 Good, then you're only three months behind. 529 00:19:25,953 --> 00:19:28,321 You sick son of a bitch. 530 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,835 Hey. Don't look so sad. 531 00:19:41,836 --> 00:19:45,038 Floorgasm is just a rudderless dance ship without you. 532 00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,640 I would have gone with "flock of dum-dums." 533 00:19:46,674 --> 00:19:47,974 I talked to the captain. 534 00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:48,975 We're all gonna pitch in 535 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,277 and help you manage your time 536 00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:52,846 so you can pursue dance and school. 537 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,382 And I'd like to volunteer my time to tutor you for free. 538 00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:56,550 Mm, a hard pass on that. 539 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:57,717 But I do wanna thank you guys 540 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,120 for being so understanding and nice. 541 00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:02,155 Now get your game face on. 542 00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:04,791 Sarge, it's time to dance! 543 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,993 If you forget your moves, just rip your cape off 544 00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:08,929 and throw me up in the air like a pizza. 545 00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,363 Put your hands together 546 00:20:10,364 --> 00:20:14,701 for the dance duo, Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffords. 547 00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:17,337 I did not agree to that name! 548 00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:21,441 ♪ Salt-n-Pepa's here ♪ 549 00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:22,876 ♪ And we're in effect ♪ 550 00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:24,477 ♪ Want you to push it, babe ♪ 551 00:20:24,478 --> 00:20:26,680 ♪ Coolin' by day, then at night ♪ 552 00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:28,281 ♪ Workin' up a sweat ♪ 553 00:20:28,282 --> 00:20:29,883 ♪ Ah, push it ♪ 554 00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:35,721 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/