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Whoo!
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Extreme!
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Oh, you guys are probably
curious about this.
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It's no biggie.
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My car's in the shop,
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so I rode in on
Rosa's motorcycle.
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I guess you could say
I'm a gear head now.
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He held on to me so tight,
it was like a two-mile Heimlich.
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Those things have
no walls on them.
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Captain,
why are you sitting at my desk?
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Lieutenant Miller from
Internal Affairs is here.
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He's taken over my office.
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Apparently, someone has been
leaking classified information
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to a criminal syndicate.
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The entire squad is
under investigation.
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That's crazy.
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No one here's a mole.
How can you be so sure?
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Because I know
these guys.
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I know everything
about them.
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Well, you're
a poor police officer
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if you don't think people
can surprise you.
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Not these people.
Here, watch this.
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I know what everyone's
gonna do tonight.
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It's Thursday,
so Gina's gonna leave early
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to rehearse with her
new dance group,
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Dancy Reagan.
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There the first ladies
of movement.
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Amy's gonna be
going over her weekly budget.
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And Charles will be attending
a "pizza for one" cooking class.
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Tonight's menu:
Pepper-alone-I.
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And if I run and leap
at Terry,
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he will most certainly
catch me in his arms.
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- Coming in!
- No! I'm holding coffee!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, I'm about to sit down
with Internal Affairs.
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I figure that I will
charm them
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with a couple of quips
about my own "Internal Affairs."
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Talking about my tum-tum.
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Please don't
joke around in there.
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I know you're used
to riffing with me,
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but Internal Affairs detectives
rarely have my sense of humor.
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Wow, you are really worried
about this investigation.
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Okay, fine.
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I promise I will
be stone-cold serious
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in my interview.
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I'll even use
my serious face.
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If you're wondering
how I'm pulling this off,
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I'm thinking about the time
when I was eight
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and Don Mattingly
called me a little turd.
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- Was he right?
- Yes.
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Hey there.
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Jake Peralta.
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I'm sorry, handshakes
are the greatest avenues
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of germ transmission.
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I generally prefer
simple nods.
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Okay.
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Would you, uh, pass me
that hand sanitizer, please?
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Yeah.
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No, no, no!
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Use your elbows.
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And keep your nostrils
closed.
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Don't breathe on it.
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Ah!
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Forget it,
I'll just use a wipe.
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Smart.
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Get off, damn germs.
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So what information
has been leaked and by who?
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You don't need to know that.
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All you need to know
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is that a felony
has been committed
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by someone on your squad,
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and I'm gonna find out
who did it.
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Now... have you ever
taken confidential information
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about an ongoing investigation
out of this precinct?
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No.
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I would never do something
that stupid.
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I did something really stupid.
I need your help.
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You know how I'm kind of
a sexy bad boy
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who rides motorcycles
into work
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and is always breaking
the rules
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in the name of justice?
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I don't like where
this is going.
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Well, I also maybe sometimes
bring home case files
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to work on them after hours,
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and I might not be that great
about returning them.
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Oh, God.
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Are you aroused because
of what a bad boy I am?
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- No!
- No!
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You could be suspended
for that.
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He could think
you're the mole!
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Not so loud.
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Yes, Amy,
I do drink from the bowl
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definitely pulled that off.
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Look, I need
to get those files.
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Can you please
give me a ride?
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Fine.
I'll get my stuff,
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but this better not
bite me in the ass.
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Better not bite me in the ass
is the name of your sex tape.
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But seriously, thank you
so much for your help.
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Peralta.
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How'd it go with Miller?
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Fantastic, he loved me.
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I would give you
more details,
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but someone just came in
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to try and find
her dalmatian coat.
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Hello, Raymond.
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Madeline.
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I wondered why all the birds
had suddenly stopped singing.
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What brings you here?
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I heard you were
under investigation
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by Internal Affairs.
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Didn't wanna
miss that.
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So much time with your ear
to the pavement.
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It's a pity a truck
hasn't run over your head.
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Very visual.
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When, oh when,
will you quit police work
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and pursue your dream
of poetry?
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I'm looking
for detective Scully.
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You must be from I.A.B.
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I'm deputy chief Wuntch.
Nice to meet you.
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If you have a minute,
I'd love a detailed report
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of this investigation.
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I.A.B. exists outside
of department hierarchy.
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I don't answer to you.
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Detective Scully,
you're up.
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Oh, uh, okay...
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Um...
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No. You know what?
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We'll do this
over the phone.
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Oh, Raymond.
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An Internal Affairs
investigation?
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A drug task force
that hasn't found any drugs?
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This precinct's
a disaster.
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Maybe that's why
the birds stopped singing.
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Out of respect
for the death of your career.
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Good-bye, Raymond.
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Detective Diaz.
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Can you give me even
a shred of good news
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about your drug
task force?
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The good news is
I can be brief about it.
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We have nothing.
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Sorry. I had to talk my twins
into getting their hair done.
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There are some promises
involving lollipops
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I do not intend to keep.
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The task force
has made some busts.
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But we still haven't found
any high-level dealers
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or major drug stashes.
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But we will
soon.
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Is that a promise?
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Or just another lollipop
that no one's ever gonna lick?
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Wuntch is waiting
for this task force to fail.
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I need tangible results.
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Sarge and I
are going undercover
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at electric library.
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It's a silent disco.
Everyone wear headphones.
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It's actually very respectful
to the neighbors
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except for the lewd acts
and vomiting.
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There's usually some ecstasy
at these things.
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So hopefully,
we'll find some giggle pig.
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Great. I hope there's a lot
of drug activity there.
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Of course, ideally,
there will be nobody
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taking drugs there
or anywhere else
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in the district.
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But if drugs must be found,
let it be there.
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Please, God,
let it be there.
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Trunk!
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All right, that's it.
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One box of files
and one box of powdered donuts
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from under my bed.
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Oh, cool.
Can I see those?
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Yeah, sure.
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Thanks.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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This is a new car.
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I won't have you
Jake it up
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- with donut powder.
- Ah...
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I hate to say it,
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but we still need to make
one more stop.
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There's still some files
at my old place.
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A.K.A. Gina's apartment.
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Ugh, fine.
I'll call her.
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Wow, there's so many
fancy buttons
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on your steering wheel.
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It's like a spy car,
that's cool.
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Here, let me call her.
Yeah.
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Car, call Gina Linetti.
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What is that voice?
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It's my spy voice.
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Car, initiate ghost mode.
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That's a seat warmer.
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Oh, that's even better
than rockets.
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My butt gets very cold.
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It's Gina's phone.
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Leave me a voice-mail.
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I won't check it
'cause it's not 1993.
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We should go there anyways.
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Her phone's probably off
'cause of dance rehearsal.
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God, this I.A.B. guy
is ruining my life.
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But I do have
some good news in three,
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two...
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Pocket donut!
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No!
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It's everywhere.
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Backup.
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Gina, open up.
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Well, luckily,
I still have a key
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from when I lived here.
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- Mm.
- Ah!
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Here we go.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, God!
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What is going on?
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Gina and I
are casual lovers.
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Ew.
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How long has this
been going on?
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We hooked up once,
last summer
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and then the nightmare
started again
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about a month ago.
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Ever since then,
it's been orgasm-city.
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Ew!
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Yuck, gross.
Right, guys?
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Wait a minute.
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You lied to me?
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There was no "pizza for one"
cooking class tonight.
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You've been lying to me
for weeks!
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Oh, I can't tonight.
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I'm teaching inner city kids
to make candles.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm going
to a prenatal yoga class.
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No can do, going
to my adult tumbling class.
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Yes, Jake,
those were lies.
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But the way you looked at me
when you thought I was a gymnast
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made me wish it were true.
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You came into work
with chalk on your hands, Boyle.
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I don't even know you anymore.
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I'm leaving.
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I just gotta get
some old case files first.
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Don't be mad, Jake.
You still know me.
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I'm still Charles.
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I just have four extra
sex moves.
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Five... forgot about
"boy on top."
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Ugh.
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Terry!
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Terry.
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I can't believe they call this
a "silent disco."
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This is not a disco.
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And I should know.
I was raised on disco.
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Little Terry
loved the hustle.
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Excuse me,
can I get a bottle of water?
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Good move.
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Giggle dehydrates
the hell out of you.
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Yeah, I don't do
that stuff.
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I don't even drink.
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Hey, your shirt.
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My daughters go
to the learning grove.
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Did you get that from
a vintage store or something?
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No, I went there.
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I was in the dolphins class.
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And you don't do drugs
or drink.
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Have a water
on the house.
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- Well, she was useless.
- Not entirely.
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00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,025
I learned that my babies
are on the right track
263
00:08:55,026 --> 00:08:57,161
because their pre-school
turns out nice kids.
264
00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,162
Yeah, I can't wait
to tell Holt that
265
00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,764
at the task force
meeting.
266
00:09:00,765 --> 00:09:03,333
Now let's go look
for some bad kids
267
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,969
who went to sub-par
pre-schools.
268
00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:07,838
That was insane.
269
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:08,839
I mean, who else
is hooking up
270
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,840
that we don't know about?
271
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,475
Rosa and Terry?
Holt and Scully?
272
00:09:11,476 --> 00:09:13,243
You and Hitchcock?
273
00:09:13,244 --> 00:09:14,511
You need to forget
about Charles, okay?
274
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,914
You need to get inside
and put those files back.
275
00:09:16,915 --> 00:09:19,598
Wait, wait, wait.
Why'd I get Hitchcock?
276
00:09:19,604 --> 00:09:21,683
Because you're
the girl version of him.
277
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,120
Thanks again
for all your help.
278
00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,555
- Okay, bye.
- Wha...
279
00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,224
Hey, captain.
280
00:09:27,225 --> 00:09:29,460
Mind if we sit?
281
00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:32,329
Is everything okay?
282
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:34,398
Nothing's okay.
283
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:38,268
Wuntch...
Circling me like a shark
284
00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:40,938
frenzied by chum.
The task force,
285
00:09:40,939 --> 00:09:43,941
turning into
a career-threatening quagmire.
286
00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:45,409
An Internal Affairs
investigation
287
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,211
casting doubt upon
my integrity.
288
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,711
And you ask,
"is everything okay?"
289
00:09:49,717 --> 00:09:52,816
I am buffeted by the winds
of my foes' enmity
290
00:09:52,817 --> 00:09:55,786
and cast about
by the towering waves
291
00:09:55,787 --> 00:09:57,621
of cruel fate.
292
00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:59,556
Yet I, a captain,
293
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,015
am no longer able
to command my vessel,
294
00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:04,461
my precinct, from my
customary helm, my office.
295
00:10:04,462 --> 00:10:06,853
And you ask,
"is everything okay?"
296
00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:08,966
I've worked the better part
of my years on earth
297
00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,434
overcoming every prejudice
298
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,503
and fighting
for the position I hold.
299
00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:16,407
And now I feel it being
ripped from my grasp.
300
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,366
And with it...
The very essence
301
00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:23,912
of what defines me
as a man.
302
00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:29,876
And you ask,
"is everything okay?"
303
00:10:32,123 --> 00:10:34,881
Yeah, I hear you.
304
00:10:34,887 --> 00:10:37,528
My dog has taken over
my favorite chair.
305
00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:43,000
It's like,
how did it all slip away?
306
00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,936
Gentlemen.
307
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,205
Damn it, Charles.
This is a crisis.
308
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,355
Step one: Termination.
309
00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:52,440
You and I will never
touch again.
310
00:10:52,446 --> 00:10:54,484
Damn! If I'd known
it was our last time,
311
00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:56,146
I would've moaned more.
312
00:10:56,147 --> 00:10:58,449
Step two: Containment.
313
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,518
We need to make sure
that no one else finds out.
314
00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:03,954
Yeah, Jake won't tell anyone
if I ask him not to.
315
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,787
I'll handle him.
You take care of Amy.
316
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:07,758
But how to make it look
like an accident?
317
00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:08,826
I'm not saying murder.
318
00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:10,542
Just talk to her
like a normal person.
319
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,062
Right, even better,
320
00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,630
get her to tell me
all her little secrets
321
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,923
then if she tries anything...
Uhh... we can destroy her.
322
00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:26,643
Hello, Peralta.
323
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,145
Oh, my God! Hi.
324
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,246
What's going on here?
325
00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:32,216
Funny story.
I took these files home
326
00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:34,318
a while ago,
even though I shouldn't have.
327
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,553
And now,
I'm bringing them back.
328
00:11:36,554 --> 00:11:37,821
Isn't that funny?
329
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,257
Are you laughing
behind the mask?
330
00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:41,781
No.
331
00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:47,389
Kev!
332
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:48,456
Jake, it's after midnight.
333
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,058
This had better be
about a murder.
334
00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:51,126
No, I wish.
335
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,294
Look, I'm really sorry,
336
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,793
but I have to talk
to captain Holt.
337
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,697
Raymond,
your work life is here.
338
00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:57,699
Please, come in.
Take off your shoes.
339
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,174
Neither of us want that.
340
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,844
What is going on,
Peralta?
341
00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:04,606
This has been
a long day.
342
00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:07,409
Well, I.A.B. caught me
returning some classified files,
343
00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:09,010
and I am now
the prime suspect
344
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:11,179
in the mole investigation,
and Miller said I would be
345
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,414
suspended in the morning.
346
00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:15,150
But more importantly,
what does the "J" stand for?
347
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,718
James?
John?
348
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,153
Jo-Jo?
349
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,421
My middle name
is more important to you
350
00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:20,655
than being suspended?
351
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,238
If it's Jo-Jo? Yes.
352
00:12:22,244 --> 00:12:24,960
Look, I came here because we
have to figure this thing out.
353
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,028
Miller is sure there's a mole
in the precinct,
354
00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,630
and the only way
to prove it's not me
355
00:12:28,631 --> 00:12:29,898
is to figure out
who it is.
356
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,266
You said there was no mole.
357
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,168
You said you knew everything
about these people.
358
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,270
Well, it turns out
I don't.
359
00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:37,472
I've learned some truly
horrible things tonight.
360
00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,241
You were right,
and I was wrong.
361
00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,475
Goodness.
362
00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:41,810
Boyle is sleeping
with Gina?
363
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:44,112
What? How could you
possibly know that?
364
00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:45,780
"You were right
and I was wrong."
365
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,315
You must have been
shaken to your core
366
00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:48,350
to say that to me.
367
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,751
Boyle is your
most trusted friend,
368
00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:50,819
so he has to be involved.
369
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,420
Your use
of the word "horrible"
370
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:54,756
leads me to believe that
the matter was sexual in nature,
371
00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:56,725
given your obvious immaturity.
372
00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:58,126
Pfft. I've had sex.
373
00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,761
And, of course,
you would be most upset
374
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,463
if Boyle were to have
slept with someone
375
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:02,664
you knew
from your childhood.
376
00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:06,368
Thus, the solve:
Gina and Charles.
377
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,826
That was amazing.
378
00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,337
Come into my study.
379
00:13:09,338 --> 00:13:11,273
Let's figure out
who that mole is.
380
00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:13,508
I took all the giggle I had.
381
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:15,410
There might be
some left in my mouth
382
00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:16,645
if you wanna make out.
383
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:18,013
That sounds amazing.
384
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,282
I'd love to make out
with you once I'm super high.
385
00:13:20,283 --> 00:13:21,917
Where can I get some?
386
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,591
That girl over there
sold it to me.
387
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,487
What happened, Ava?
388
00:13:25,488 --> 00:13:27,689
I thought you said
you didn't drink or do drugs.
389
00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:29,257
I don't.
Do you know how much math
390
00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:30,825
is involved
in dealing drugs?
391
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,160
You gotta keep
a clear head.
392
00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:33,862
Look, this doesn't have
to be a big deal.
393
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,664
Just give us the name
of your supplier.
394
00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:37,198
How'd you get involved in
dealing giggle?
395
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:39,868
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We gotta back this up.
396
00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,469
After pre-school,
did you go to private
397
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,071
or public elementary?
398
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,272
Private.
399
00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:46,474
- When were you potty-trained?
- That's so random.
400
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:48,158
Sarge,
the giggle pig.
401
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,345
All right, let's go
through the squad one by one.
402
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,680
Rosa's very secretive.
403
00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:53,815
I don't know anything
about her personal life.
404
00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:55,957
Charles has expensive tastes.
405
00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:58,453
Gina has said many times
that she would sell us all out
406
00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,121
for five minutes
with Blake Griffin.
407
00:14:00,122 --> 00:14:02,757
Let's see, Terry wants to send
his twins to private school.
408
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,726
But on his salary,
that's difficult.
409
00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,261
- Mm...
- Plus with twins,
410
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,497
one of them's always evil,
so...
411
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:10,597
It's Cagney.
412
00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:14,069
Gina, is everything okay?
413
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,303
You never text me.
414
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:16,571
Look,
the last message I got
415
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,139
from you was
august 3rd, 2009.
416
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,208
You wrote, "sup, Rosa?"
417
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:21,858
Followed by, "never mind."
418
00:14:21,864 --> 00:14:23,745
It's over between
me and Charles.
419
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:25,069
I'm so upset.
420
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:28,650
Amy, when will I ever find
a relationship as perfect
421
00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:30,452
as the one you have
with Freddy?
422
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,554
It's Teddy,
and it's not perfect.
423
00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:34,022
Believe me.
424
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:35,323
All his underwear
are lined with mesh
425
00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:37,058
like a bathing suit.
Is it medical?
426
00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:38,791
How do you even
ask that?
427
00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:40,919
I don't know,
but keep talking.
428
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,630
What else, what else,
what else?
429
00:14:43,636 --> 00:14:45,767
Wait a minute.
430
00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:48,092
One time, I saw Rosa
eating watermelon.
431
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,971
But then,
when I asked her about it,
432
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,441
she said she'd never eaten
that or any other kind of melon.
433
00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,477
Now that I say it out loud,
it doesn't seem like much.
434
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,878
No.
Put it on the board!
435
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,213
Oh!
436
00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,482
Hey, check it out.
437
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,151
Dog bra.
438
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,654
Dog bra.
439
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,557
Oh, I'm so tired.
I can't keep my eyes open.
440
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,825
Here...
I need you to slap me.
441
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,661
I'm not gonna do that,
Peralta.
442
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,198
- Oh!
- I thought perhaps
443
00:15:16,199 --> 00:15:17,999
the element
of surprise would help.
444
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,467
It did!
445
00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:22,404
I can't believe we can't
figure out who the mole is.
446
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:25,440
Well, there is someone
we haven't talked about yet.
447
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,008
Detective Jake Peralta.
448
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,677
What?
449
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,246
Someone's got a case
of the sleepover jokies.
450
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:32,514
Why would I be
the mole?
451
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,983
You were just caught
sneaking classified material
452
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:35,951
into the precinct.
453
00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:38,851
You spent six months
undercover in the mafia
454
00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:40,889
and have many
criminal contacts.
455
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,424
You've been known
to flaunt departmental rules
456
00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:45,567
and regulations,
and you are deeply in debt.
457
00:15:45,573 --> 00:15:49,998
Well, if you hadn't tricked me
into getting car insurance,
458
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,533
I wouldn't be in debt.
459
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,269
You wanna do me?
I'll do you right back.
460
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,670
Tit for toot.
461
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,239
I've been on the force
for 30 years,
462
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,974
and I've never been accused
of impropriety.
463
00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:00,408
Oh, is that a fact?
464
00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:02,177
Because I heard you call
deputy chief Wuntch
465
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,012
by her first name
and after that,
466
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:05,914
you told her you hoped
she got carried off by crows.
467
00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:07,415
That is gross
insubordination.
468
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,384
Madeline is irrelevant.
469
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,952
Our battles extend
beyond the confines
470
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,088
of NYPD rules.
471
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,256
You're being ridiculous.
472
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,824
Am I? If you're
such a great cop,
473
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:17,325
how come you didn't know
there was a mole
474
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:18,326
in your precinct?
475
00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:19,594
That's right...
Because you did.
476
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:21,029
Because you are the mole,
you mole!
477
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,330
I've heard enough!
478
00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,466
Please return
your guest pajamas,
479
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,001
guest toothbrush,
and guest slippers,
480
00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,203
and get out of here.
481
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,612
It's time for you
to be suspended.
482
00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,362
Peralta, shouldn't you be
suspended by now?
483
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,464
Yes, and I know that you're mad
that I'm here,
484
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,032
but you're about to
get over it,
485
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,767
because I know
who the mole is.
486
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,202
Lieutenant Miller.
487
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,304
I don't think
he's with I.A.B. at all.
488
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,006
I think he's spying
for Wuntch.
489
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,807
- Wuntch?
- You said it yourself.
490
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,376
Your battles extend
beyond the confines
491
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,810
of NYPD rules.
492
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,379
She wants information
about your task force,
493
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,749
but she can't get access,
so she sent in a spy.
494
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,284
That's why Miller
was skulking around
495
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,953
the file room when I was
supposed to be the only skulker.
496
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,955
That's interesting.
I did notice something odd
497
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,124
when he and Wuntch first met.
She just nodded at him.
498
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,190
She didn't even try
to shake his hand.
499
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,299
She already knew
he was a germaphobe
500
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,566
because they'd met before.
501
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,801
Yes.
502
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,803
Unfortunately,
we don't have any hard proof
503
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,171
that they're working
together.
504
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:24,209
Well, lucky for you,
proof is my middle name.
505
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,545
And yours is Jared.
506
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,546
Juice box.
507
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,580
Jellyfish.
508
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,546
Jamiroquai!
509
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,486
Lieutenant Miller.
510
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,721
What do you want,
Peralta?
511
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,011
I wanna play ball.
512
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:39,024
Clear my name,
and I'll give you information
513
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,292
about captain Holt.
514
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,725
Well, I'm interested.
What kind of information?
515
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,264
It's all on this.
516
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,598
Pretty dope drive, right?
517
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,567
It's a USB
shaped like a gun.
518
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,868
Boink!
519
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,606
All right,
I'll give it to my superiors
520
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:55,107
and I'll be in contact.
521
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,573
Hey, I know you only wanted
to hang out last night
522
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,378
so you could find out
dirt on me.
523
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,285
What?
Uh-uh.
524
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:04,872
Look, you don't
have to be worried.
525
00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:07,753
I'll never tell anyone
about you and Charles.
526
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,422
But honestly, it's not
as embarrassing as you think.
527
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:15,327
It was shocking, but then I got
over it, and it seemed normal.
528
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,497
Except for seeing how hairless
Charles' legs are.
529
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,099
I mean, does he shave them?
530
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,800
No, he wears
really cheap pants
531
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,903
and as far as I can tell,
he's been chafed smooth.
532
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:25,904
Yikes.
533
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,206
Imagine that
wrapped around you.
534
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,207
Okay.
535
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,044
Okay. I could get in a lot
of trouble for this.
536
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:35,648
But the big secret
about captain Holt is...
537
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:38,984
That I have a flair
for the dramatic.
538
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,575
Look behind you,
Madeline.
539
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,391
We're actually in front of you.
540
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,660
That's my fault... I thought the
layout was gonna be different.
541
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:48,661
I didn't know how you guys
were gonna be sitting.
542
00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:49,695
I took a chance.
543
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,130
Miller may be
in Internal Affairs,
544
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,998
but he wasn't here
on official business.
545
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,767
You sent him
to spy on us.
546
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:57,336
That's a flagrant
ethics violation, Madeline.
547
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,837
And it could sink you.
548
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,220
Fine, you're right.
But you can't prove that.
549
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,242
It's just your word
against mine.
550
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,079
Ooh, actually,
it's your word against you.
551
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,314
Pardon me.
552
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,816
I put a recording device
in this dope drive,
553
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,851
so I got your whole
conversation.
554
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,019
You're going to leave
555
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,587
my precinct
and my task force alone.
556
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,955
Or else...
557
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,691
You're...
558
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:21,026
Wuntch meat.
559
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,561
You sure you wanna go
with that one?
560
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,629
Absolutely.
It's hilarious.
561
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,863
All right.
562
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,898
Hey.
563
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,599
I'm sorry
about last night.
564
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,635
I let my personal stuff
affect the job.
565
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,636
It's okay.
566
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,704
No, it's not.
567
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,906
This morning,
I did some real police work.
568
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,507
I called
the learning grove.
569
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,242
They never had an
"Ava Watson,"
570
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,744
so I faxed
them a picture.
571
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,347
They identified her
as Rebecca Lubbock.
572
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,016
I pulled her phone records
and...
573
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,552
I think we have some good leads
on a possible supplier.
574
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,142
Wow, nice work.
575
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,755
And hey,
you should never worry
576
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,023
about your kids.
577
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,858
You're the best dad
I know.
578
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,426
Cagney and Lacey
are gonna grow up great.
579
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,161
- You think so?
- 100%.
580
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,529
You're right.
581
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,365
They're gonna be
twin presidents.
582
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,666
They'll either run
as one person
583
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,657
and trick everyone,
or they'll as two
584
00:20:02,663 --> 00:20:05,637
and serve for
16 consecutive years.
585
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,079
It's a damned Dynasty.
586
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:09,875
Excuse me,
I have an announcement to make.
587
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,578
Can I have everyone's attention,
please.
588
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,585
Charles Boyle and I
had sex.
589
00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:15,948
What the hell?
590
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,672
Gina,
what are you doing?
591
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:18,751
Amy was right.
592
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:19,852
People will be shocked,
and then they'll get over it
593
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,384
and we can move on.
594
00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:24,023
At least this way, I get
to control how it gets out.
595
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:26,158
I'm about to Olivia pope
this sitch.
596
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,726
First off, I would like
to remind you all
597
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,562
about several notable men
from my past.
598
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,103
The rock-climbing backpacker,
599
00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:33,532
the underwear model,
600
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,467
the guy who looked like
Tywin Lannister.
601
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,535
I bring these men
to mind
602
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,337
so you can appreciate
this dalliance
603
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,706
for what it was...
An outlier.
604
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,207
I will now
take questions.
605
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,409
How was the sex?
606
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,476
Gross.
607
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,944
The sex was gross,
or I'm gross?
608
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,946
You're gross.
The sex was adequate.
609
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,348
How many times
did you do it?
610
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,482
16 and 1/3.
611
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,117
Don't ask, can't explain.
612
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,952
I have a question.
613
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,188
Do you have
any regrets?
614
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,629
No.
It was pretty fun.
615
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,885
Thank you so much
for coming out today.
616
00:21:03,891 --> 00:21:06,231
Hey, I should've said this
last night,
617
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:09,201
but your first casual
relationship... nice work!
618
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:10,436
I know!
619
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,171
I didn't even propose
to her once.
620
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:14,273
Jake, I'm so sorry
I lied to you.
621
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,541
I mean, I wanted
to tell you so badly.
622
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,476
But I promised Gina
I wouldn't tell anyone.
623
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,011
You kept a promise
to a friend.
624
00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,913
That sounds like
the Charles I know.
625
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:23,582
Just like I know
everyone here.
626
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,951
Yes, you do.
Although, there is something
627
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,353
you didn't know about me.
628
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,422
My middle name...
629
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,591
Is Jacob.
630
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,460
What?
631
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:38,465
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