1 00:00:01,923 --> 00:00:04,401 Wait for it... Wait for it... 2 00:00:04,402 --> 00:00:05,836 9:01! 3 00:00:05,837 --> 00:00:08,839 Amy Santiago is officially late for the first time ever. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,874 All right, let's do this. Who's got theories? 5 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:12,909 Uh... Alarm didn't go off. 6 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:14,544 All three alarms? All with battery back-up? 7 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:16,811 Come on, who wants to take this seriously? 8 00:00:16,812 --> 00:00:18,548 Ooh! She was taken in her sleep! 9 00:00:18,549 --> 00:00:19,983 That's what I'm talking about! 10 00:00:19,984 --> 00:00:21,651 Super dark, Boyle, but way more plausible 11 00:00:21,652 --> 00:00:24,235 than the sarge's idiotic alarm clock theory. 12 00:00:24,236 --> 00:00:25,922 I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight 13 00:00:25,923 --> 00:00:27,090 and got stuck. 14 00:00:27,091 --> 00:00:28,825 Mm, maybe she Fell into another dimension 15 00:00:28,826 --> 00:00:30,533 where she's interesting. 16 00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:33,230 It's 9:00 A.M. why is no one working? 17 00:00:33,231 --> 00:00:34,865 Amy Santiago is a few minutes late, 18 00:00:34,866 --> 00:00:36,500 and we're all trying to guess why. 19 00:00:36,501 --> 00:00:38,568 I'd like to play. 20 00:00:38,569 --> 00:00:43,240 I'd say she's in line at the bank. 21 00:00:43,241 --> 00:00:44,941 - This is fun. - It is fun, 22 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:46,967 but you're all wrong. 23 00:00:46,968 --> 00:00:49,112 She clearly slipped through a subway grate 24 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:51,846 and is having terrible sex with a mole man. 25 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,785 There she is. Amy. 26 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:56,219 Where have you been? 27 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,488 We've been worried sick. Do you care to explain yourself? 28 00:00:58,489 --> 00:01:00,223 I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal. 29 00:01:00,224 --> 00:01:02,022 Don't worry about it. 30 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:05,562 Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell us now. 31 00:01:05,563 --> 00:01:07,237 There was a problem at the bank. 32 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:08,832 Hot damn! 33 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:12,620 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 34 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,656 So you nervous about the trial tomorrow? 35 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:33,990 The jewelry store break-in? 36 00:01:33,991 --> 00:01:35,358 Diamond heist. 37 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:36,359 It's like you're going out of your way 38 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,892 to make it sound less cool. 39 00:01:37,893 --> 00:01:40,030 I think the conviction's a slam dunk. 40 00:01:40,031 --> 00:01:41,631 Good. Not to over state it, 41 00:01:41,632 --> 00:01:43,233 but I'm definitely gonna die alone, 42 00:01:43,234 --> 00:01:44,434 and work is all I have. 43 00:01:44,435 --> 00:01:46,236 I take it dating's not going well. 44 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:48,572 What? 45 00:01:48,573 --> 00:01:50,841 No! It's awesome. 46 00:01:50,842 --> 00:01:52,709 What happened with Rosa's friend, Katie? 47 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:55,879 Yeah, she turned out to be even more closed off than Rosa. 48 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,681 So how long have you known Rosa? 49 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,815 None of your business. 50 00:01:58,816 --> 00:01:59,816 All right. 51 00:01:59,817 --> 00:02:01,017 But it's not just her. 52 00:02:01,018 --> 00:02:03,086 All the dates I've been on lately have been lame. 53 00:02:03,087 --> 00:02:04,287 Maybe it's you. 54 00:02:04,288 --> 00:02:05,555 What are your moves? 55 00:02:05,556 --> 00:02:06,838 What do you talk about? 56 00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:09,426 Uh, my moves are fine, mom. 57 00:02:09,427 --> 00:02:11,428 I dazzle them with a bad-ass cop story. 58 00:02:11,429 --> 00:02:12,763 Have you ever thought about going 59 00:02:12,764 --> 00:02:14,831 with your non-work interests? 60 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:16,266 On my first date with my wife, 61 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:19,469 all we did was talk about our mutual love of meat loaf. 62 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:20,804 The singer, not the food. 63 00:02:20,805 --> 00:02:24,207 Oh, so the weirder of the two choices. 64 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:25,842 All right, fine. I get what you're saying. 65 00:02:25,843 --> 00:02:27,377 Your wife's awesome and I should do everything 66 00:02:27,378 --> 00:02:30,026 in my power to be with her physically. 67 00:02:30,032 --> 00:02:32,682 I mean, no, not that. 68 00:02:32,683 --> 00:02:33,950 Don't talk about being a cop. 69 00:02:33,951 --> 00:02:36,993 Just talk about my own interests. 70 00:02:36,994 --> 00:02:39,289 Exactly! 71 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:42,426 Hey, she's cute. 72 00:02:42,427 --> 00:02:43,873 And alone. 73 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:46,596 I'll try and find our meatloaf. 74 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:48,932 Go get her, little man. 75 00:02:48,933 --> 00:02:50,033 Hello there. 76 00:02:50,034 --> 00:02:51,068 Hi! 77 00:02:51,069 --> 00:02:52,502 Captain... 78 00:02:52,503 --> 00:02:54,071 We need to talk about the union rep elections. 79 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:56,406 Scully is running again, unopposed. 80 00:02:56,407 --> 00:02:58,508 He is incompetent. 81 00:02:58,509 --> 00:02:59,776 If there's one thing to take away 82 00:02:59,777 --> 00:03:01,878 from the new contract, it's that holiday pay 83 00:03:01,879 --> 00:03:03,391 is "now capped." 84 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:04,815 Or "not capped." 85 00:03:04,816 --> 00:03:08,483 In conclusion, the word "capped" was said. 86 00:03:08,484 --> 00:03:12,320 Whoo! Nailed it. 87 00:03:12,321 --> 00:03:14,154 The only reason Scully does the job 88 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,660 is because the annual union meeting has a party sub. 89 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:18,662 He's been a rep for 12 years, and he still pronounces 90 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:20,745 "union" as "onion." 91 00:03:20,746 --> 00:03:24,374 As management, I'm not allowed to talk about union matters. 92 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,503 Scully doesn't know anything about our pensions 93 00:03:26,504 --> 00:03:27,704 and he has no idea about the new 94 00:03:27,705 --> 00:03:29,706 disciplinary guidelines. 95 00:03:29,707 --> 00:03:31,172 What do you think, captain? 96 00:03:31,173 --> 00:03:32,642 What I think is, I will continue 97 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:35,426 to not talk about this issue. 98 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:36,780 Hey, you should run. 99 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,448 Going to meetings, writing stuff down. 100 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:39,889 You love that nerd stuff. 101 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:41,485 "Writing things down" is nerdy? 102 00:03:41,486 --> 00:03:42,486 What do you do? 103 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:44,021 I just forget stuff like a cool person. 104 00:03:44,022 --> 00:03:46,556 Come on, admit it, you care about this crap. 105 00:03:46,557 --> 00:03:47,624 Maybe. 106 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:48,892 But I want to be captain one day, 107 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:50,761 and union reps are always fighting with the brass. 108 00:03:50,762 --> 00:03:52,819 It's career suicide, right, sir? 109 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,399 Stop trying to get me involved, Santiago. 110 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,135 No! I'm already fighting with the brass. 111 00:03:58,136 --> 00:03:59,324 Look at what you've done! 112 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,507 Oh man, these look spicy! 113 00:04:03,508 --> 00:04:04,508 We may die tonight. 114 00:04:04,509 --> 00:04:05,742 You know, I actually heard about a guy 115 00:04:05,743 --> 00:04:07,811 - who died while eating hot wings. - Really? 116 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,346 Yeah, he was terminally ill beforehand though. 117 00:04:09,347 --> 00:04:10,461 Unrelated. 118 00:04:10,462 --> 00:04:12,716 I always thought I'd die at the hands of my own clone. 119 00:04:12,717 --> 00:04:14,084 Well, that's why you have to brand the number two 120 00:04:14,085 --> 00:04:15,686 into your clone's cheek. 121 00:04:15,687 --> 00:04:17,286 You shouldn't have a clone if you don't know that. 122 00:04:17,287 --> 00:04:18,121 Yes. 123 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:19,122 All right, you ready? 124 00:04:19,123 --> 00:04:20,096 I'm ready. 125 00:04:20,097 --> 00:04:22,891 Here we go. 126 00:04:22,892 --> 00:04:25,128 - That's nothing. - Amateur night. 127 00:04:25,129 --> 00:04:26,964 I can't believe this had three peppers next to it on the menu... 128 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:28,565 - Oh, my God! - Ah! 129 00:04:28,566 --> 00:04:30,434 - Hot! - Oh, so spicy! 130 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:31,868 Drink the ranch! Drink the ranch! 131 00:04:31,869 --> 00:04:34,651 Ah! Ah! 132 00:04:35,907 --> 00:04:37,274 Here's the stuff you left at my place. 133 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:40,116 Your sounds of Ibiza sleep cd, 134 00:04:40,117 --> 00:04:42,245 seven phone chargers, and an empty jar 135 00:04:42,246 --> 00:04:43,780 labeled "fire spirit." 136 00:04:43,781 --> 00:04:45,914 No, it's not empty. 137 00:04:45,915 --> 00:04:47,884 Well, here's your stuff. 138 00:04:47,885 --> 00:04:50,627 So I guess it's officially over. 139 00:04:50,628 --> 00:04:52,889 It was slightly less gross than I expected. 140 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:53,890 Mm. 141 00:04:53,891 --> 00:04:56,393 Way to be. 142 00:04:56,394 --> 00:04:57,995 Uh, there is one last thing. 143 00:04:57,996 --> 00:05:00,797 The luxury sex romp we had planned this weekend. 144 00:05:00,798 --> 00:05:03,200 The hotel says the "bubbles and bathrobes" package 145 00:05:03,201 --> 00:05:04,515 is non-refundable. 146 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:06,737 See, that's why I didn't want to pre-pay, Charles. 147 00:05:06,738 --> 00:05:08,605 Yeah, but that's why we got such a good deal. 148 00:05:08,606 --> 00:05:10,855 One hour of free Wi-Fi! 149 00:05:10,856 --> 00:05:12,542 Don't worry, you can have your half 150 00:05:12,543 --> 00:05:14,177 of the money back, and I'll take the room. 151 00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:15,485 Pause. 152 00:05:15,486 --> 00:05:17,581 Okay, if one of us is getting pampered all night, 153 00:05:17,582 --> 00:05:19,030 it's gonna be me. 154 00:05:19,031 --> 00:05:20,751 I want that room, Gina. 155 00:05:20,752 --> 00:05:22,319 You can't push me around. 156 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,021 We're not poke pals anymore! 157 00:05:24,022 --> 00:05:26,578 Ew! 158 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:28,992 Amy Santiago, 159 00:05:28,993 --> 00:05:30,327 surprised to see you walking around. 160 00:05:30,328 --> 00:05:32,329 Shouldn't you be on your belly, you snake? 161 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:35,666 Yeah, you snake! 162 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,234 What is happening? 163 00:05:37,235 --> 00:05:38,535 You're running against me. 164 00:05:38,536 --> 00:05:40,504 What? Rosa must've done this. 165 00:05:40,505 --> 00:05:41,844 I'll get her to stop. 166 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:44,007 You know what really burns my pants? 167 00:05:44,008 --> 00:05:46,143 I considered you my best friend. 168 00:05:46,144 --> 00:05:48,766 - What? - What? 169 00:05:50,232 --> 00:05:52,449 - Hi. - Hey now. 170 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:53,984 You are looking very happy. 171 00:05:53,985 --> 00:05:54,985 I am. 172 00:05:54,986 --> 00:05:56,053 Guess what happened last night. 173 00:05:56,054 --> 00:05:57,588 Spoiler alert: Sexy-times. 174 00:05:57,589 --> 00:05:58,655 Okay, now guess. 175 00:05:58,656 --> 00:05:59,656 Sexy-times! 176 00:05:59,657 --> 00:06:01,291 Yes! The whole night was amazing. 177 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:02,657 We totally hit it off. 178 00:06:02,658 --> 00:06:04,061 I found our meat loaf. Wings. 179 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:05,062 The band or the show? 180 00:06:05,063 --> 00:06:06,063 The food! 181 00:06:06,064 --> 00:06:07,464 We went back to her place, 182 00:06:07,465 --> 00:06:09,299 watched die hards one through with a vengeance, 183 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,335 did some adult stuff, and spent the rest of the night 184 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:12,803 debating who's the better ping-pong player. 185 00:06:12,804 --> 00:06:14,638 She was adorably wrong. 186 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:16,106 How do you know if you didn't play? 187 00:06:16,107 --> 00:06:17,574 Oh, we played, which was difficult 188 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:19,176 since she didn't have a table or paddles. 189 00:06:19,177 --> 00:06:20,577 We had to use an avocado pit as the ball. 190 00:06:20,578 --> 00:06:21,945 It was very messy. 191 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:22,946 Hey guys. 192 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,082 Ah, hello, district attorney kurm. 193 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,183 I got lucky last night. 194 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:27,184 That's great. 195 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:28,185 Yeah. 196 00:06:28,186 --> 00:06:29,386 So we have a little delay. 197 00:06:29,387 --> 00:06:30,721 Gary, the defense attorney, isn't gonna be here. 198 00:06:30,722 --> 00:06:32,489 Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals 199 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:33,690 he's gotten out of jail? 200 00:06:33,691 --> 00:06:34,758 Did he get a murderer off 201 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:36,293 who then murdered him to celebrate? 202 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:37,561 Yup. 203 00:06:37,562 --> 00:06:39,796 Anyway, Gary broke his leg, so he's being replaced. 204 00:06:39,797 --> 00:06:41,798 Replaced? He should be put down. 205 00:06:41,799 --> 00:06:43,433 Like a horse. 206 00:06:43,434 --> 00:06:46,370 So who's the new sub-human piece of human garbage? 207 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:48,572 Sophia Perez. 208 00:06:51,335 --> 00:06:54,044 Oh, God. 209 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,347 Jake, this is bad! 210 00:06:59,348 --> 00:07:01,583 You slept with a defense attorney. 211 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:03,718 You literally slept with the enemy. 212 00:07:03,719 --> 00:07:05,053 I know. 213 00:07:05,054 --> 00:07:07,622 Ah, it's like if John McClane slept with Hans Gruber. 214 00:07:07,623 --> 00:07:10,291 Or even worse, Jeremy Irons from the third one. 215 00:07:10,292 --> 00:07:11,292 We didn't talk about our jobs. 216 00:07:11,293 --> 00:07:12,475 How was I supposed to know? 217 00:07:13,929 --> 00:07:16,164 Wait, are you sure you want to do this? 218 00:07:16,165 --> 00:07:18,099 Let's go over the events of tonight. 219 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,500 We got drunk together, I invited you 220 00:07:19,501 --> 00:07:21,603 up to my apartment, and I kissed you first. 221 00:07:21,604 --> 00:07:22,904 No further questions. 222 00:07:22,905 --> 00:07:24,739 Okay. 223 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:27,108 Uh-oh. She's waving at you. 224 00:07:27,109 --> 00:07:30,011 Hey. All right, I'm gonna go talk to her. 225 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:31,279 Be strong. 226 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,448 Okay. 227 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:34,516 Hey. 228 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:35,917 Hey, so this is weird, huh? 229 00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:37,986 Yeah. You never told me you were a cop. 230 00:07:37,987 --> 00:07:39,687 Yeah, and you never told me you were a lawyer. 231 00:07:39,688 --> 00:07:41,689 Well, I didn't wanna intimidate you. 232 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,124 Intimidate? Wow. 233 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,325 Okay, well, not to burst your bubble, 234 00:07:44,326 --> 00:07:46,127 but I'm only intimidated by professions 235 00:07:46,128 --> 00:07:48,363 that have a moral compass, like police officer. 236 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:50,598 So you're intimidated by your own job? 237 00:07:50,599 --> 00:07:52,800 "Oh, look at me. I'm a lawyer. 238 00:07:52,801 --> 00:07:55,303 I'm so good at word-using-itude." 239 00:07:55,304 --> 00:07:57,539 And yes, I know that that wasn't a word, right. 240 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:58,840 Okay, you know what? 241 00:07:58,841 --> 00:08:00,508 I can't even believe I have to deal with you all week. 242 00:08:00,509 --> 00:08:01,643 Not a problem. 243 00:08:01,644 --> 00:08:03,178 This is clearly a conflict of interest. 244 00:08:03,179 --> 00:08:04,512 So I'm just gonna talk to the judge 245 00:08:04,513 --> 00:08:05,880 and have you kicked off the case. 246 00:08:05,881 --> 00:08:07,782 Ha ha! No, there's no conflict of interest. 247 00:08:07,783 --> 00:08:09,017 Because I'm not interested in you. 248 00:08:09,018 --> 00:08:10,118 Ah. 249 00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:11,653 God, I can't believe I slept with a cop. 250 00:08:11,654 --> 00:08:13,388 It's like a had sex with Hans Gruber. 251 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:14,756 What... I'm not the Gruber! 252 00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:16,624 You're the Gruber! 253 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,426 Die Hard. 254 00:08:18,427 --> 00:08:21,629 Captain, Rosa's trying to make me run for union rep. 255 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:22,931 You have to stop her. 256 00:08:22,932 --> 00:08:24,199 I cannot do that. 257 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,934 As I told you, I'm not allowed to get involved. 258 00:08:25,935 --> 00:08:26,935 It's too late anyway. 259 00:08:26,936 --> 00:08:28,002 You already have a campaign slogan. 260 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:29,804 "Pick Amy, dummies." I wrote that. 261 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:30,939 Tell her how good it is, captain. 262 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,273 Again, I cannot. 263 00:08:32,274 --> 00:08:34,609 Look, I love campaigning and making signs. 264 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:37,061 Lord knows I have enough poster board at home. 265 00:08:37,062 --> 00:08:40,148 But captain, please tell her I shouldn't run for union rep. 266 00:08:40,149 --> 00:08:41,783 I'm just gonna turn around in my chair. 267 00:08:41,784 --> 00:08:45,587 So, Amy, you're saying I should just return this... 268 00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:48,156 Button maker? 269 00:08:48,157 --> 00:08:51,459 You think you can tempt me with a T150 button maker? 270 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,094 Sir, you've gotta see this. 271 00:08:53,095 --> 00:08:55,630 It doesn't even make mirror-backs. 272 00:08:55,631 --> 00:08:56,631 This is a joke. 273 00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:57,632 Still not participating. 274 00:08:57,633 --> 00:08:59,467 I'm enjoying a magazine. 275 00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:00,935 Joke's on you, Amy. You and Scully 276 00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:02,070 are giving campaign speeches 277 00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:03,754 in the briefing room tomorrow. 278 00:09:03,755 --> 00:09:04,606 What? 279 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,841 Sir, permission to arrest Diaz 280 00:09:06,842 --> 00:09:07,976 for being a jerk. 281 00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:10,044 Permission to shoot Santiago for being a coward. 282 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,313 Stop it, both of you. 283 00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:13,515 Now you've done it. 284 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,650 You've made me turn my chair. 285 00:09:15,651 --> 00:09:18,720 I will not get involved, and I will not have this office 286 00:09:18,721 --> 00:09:23,608 transformed into a house of snipes and jabs. 287 00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:25,727 Dismissed. 288 00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,295 Full disclosure, your honor. 289 00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:29,164 Last night, miss Perez and I got inebriated, 290 00:09:29,165 --> 00:09:31,666 and we had colitis. 291 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:32,667 Colitis? 292 00:09:32,668 --> 00:09:33,951 Coitus. 293 00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:34,952 Yeah, that. 294 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:36,905 A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together. 295 00:09:36,906 --> 00:09:38,306 That's highly unusual. 296 00:09:38,307 --> 00:09:40,408 At the time, I did not know she was a defense attorney. 297 00:09:40,409 --> 00:09:41,810 I should have been able to guess, however, 298 00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:45,346 based on her ability to lie all over me. 299 00:09:45,347 --> 00:09:46,948 Ha ha... a cop's attempt to be clever. 300 00:09:46,949 --> 00:09:49,284 It's like watching a horse try to eat with a fork. 301 00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:50,585 Majestic and hilarious? 302 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,675 Take a cold shower, horn-dog, we're at work. 303 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,556 But in all seriousness, your honor, 304 00:09:54,557 --> 00:09:56,458 I do think she should recuse herself from the trial. 305 00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,593 Why? You think I might tell everybody in the courtroom 306 00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:00,128 that you like to be the little spoon? 307 00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:01,496 Everyone likes to be the little spoon. 308 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,198 It makes you feel safe! 309 00:10:03,199 --> 00:10:04,573 Carl, back me up on this. 310 00:10:04,574 --> 00:10:06,501 - Yes, little spoon all the way. - See? 311 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,969 Look, I'm not recusing myself. 312 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,237 I talked to my client, and he is fine 313 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:10,338 with me staying on. 314 00:10:10,339 --> 00:10:11,940 If the defendant is okay with it, 315 00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:13,950 and you two can be mature in the courtroom, 316 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:16,244 then I see no reason why we can't proceed. 317 00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:17,579 Great. I can be mature. 318 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,081 Says the guy who uses a sunglasses case as a wallet. 319 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:21,583 Stuff can be two things. 320 00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:23,184 Open up your refrigerator, boom! 321 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:24,586 Air conditioner. Life hacked. 322 00:10:24,587 --> 00:10:25,787 Carl, back me up. 323 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,122 I mean, it's not very green. 324 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:29,382 Oh, Carl. 325 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:30,425 Guys! 326 00:10:30,426 --> 00:10:31,493 Guys, guys, guys, guys! 327 00:10:31,494 --> 00:10:33,728 My pizza reviews caught the eye 328 00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:37,232 of a Mr. Matt Pittle of Pittle's vittles, 329 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:38,767 my favorite food blog! 330 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,502 Wow, a local food blog. 331 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:41,903 It's all happening. 332 00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:44,172 Pittle wants to have a five- hour dinner with me tonight. 333 00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:47,776 Attention, skeezy nobodies! 334 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,577 Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom-ager, 335 00:10:49,578 --> 00:10:52,814 has contacted me and wants to audition me tonight. 336 00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:54,907 I've transcended you now. 337 00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:58,578 Sounds like both of you have pretty great plans tonight. 338 00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:00,522 No! You wrote the email from Pittle 339 00:11:00,523 --> 00:11:02,323 so I'd drop my claim to the room. 340 00:11:02,324 --> 00:11:03,833 That blog is sacred. 341 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,294 You defiled the most sacred 342 00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:11,132 and most high miss... Tina Kno-w-les! 343 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,500 How dare you, Charles? 344 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,335 How'd you get your voice so high? 345 00:11:14,336 --> 00:11:15,937 I can take it higher. 346 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:17,706 I wish you wouldn't. 347 00:11:17,707 --> 00:11:20,709 The room is mine, you scab. 348 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,727 No, it's mine, Gina. 349 00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:24,913 I'm not backing down this time. 350 00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:26,715 I'm backing up. 351 00:11:26,716 --> 00:11:28,917 Beep, beep, beep. 352 00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:33,221 You nervous? 353 00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:34,456 Nope. 354 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,725 I have an unimpeachable eyewitness who saw everything. 355 00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:37,892 Plus, I've got a little something planned 356 00:11:37,893 --> 00:11:38,893 for our lawyer friend. 357 00:11:38,894 --> 00:11:40,328 Every time she looks over, 358 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:42,297 I'm gonna hit her with one of these. 359 00:11:42,298 --> 00:11:44,132 It'll remind her that we kissed, 360 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,916 and that's how I get in her head. 361 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,268 I like it. 362 00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:48,737 You want me to flex and make all the buttons 363 00:11:48,738 --> 00:11:49,738 pop off of my shirt? 364 00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:52,073 Yes! You can do that? 365 00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:54,709 The challenge is keeping the buttons on. 366 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,145 Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. 367 00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:59,014 And you're sure this is the man 368 00:11:59,015 --> 00:12:01,750 you saw leaving the store at the time of the diamond heist? 369 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:03,718 Nice. "Diamond heist," catching on. 370 00:12:03,719 --> 00:12:04,853 Uh, yeah. That's the guy. 371 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,254 Now, Mr. Wells, it says here 372 00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:10,325 you have a 2006 conviction for perjury, is that correct? 373 00:12:10,326 --> 00:12:11,993 Uh... yeah. 374 00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:13,428 It's okay. I knew about that. 375 00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:15,163 And is Sidney Wells actually your name, 376 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:16,965 or is it Brian Davidson? 377 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,366 Uh-oh. Did not know about that one. 378 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,802 As in the Brian Davidson who is facing fraud charges 379 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:22,404 - in New Jersey? - Yeah. 380 00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:26,163 Or that. Oh, God... okay, time to bust out the big guns. 381 00:12:27,176 --> 00:12:28,576 This is bad. 382 00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:30,111 Only the judge saw me. 383 00:12:30,112 --> 00:12:32,338 No further questions, your honor. 384 00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:34,349 Ugh, winking? Real mature. 385 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:36,951 Judge gave us a recess, 386 00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:38,019 but if we don't get new evidence by tomorrow, 387 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,387 we have no chance. 388 00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:40,680 Great pep talk, Carl. 389 00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:42,972 Don't worry, we'll get some evidence. 390 00:12:42,978 --> 00:12:45,226 Excuse me one second. 391 00:12:45,227 --> 00:12:47,762 Hey, that wasn't cool. 392 00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:49,764 No. What wasn't cool was you trying to air make-out 393 00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:50,765 with the judge. 394 00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:52,467 Those kisses were meant for you! 395 00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:54,669 Not in a romantic way, they were psych-out kisses. 396 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,137 Look, you know your client did it. 397 00:12:56,138 --> 00:12:57,906 It doesn't matter if my client did it or not. 398 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,442 That's what I've been saying. It doesn't matter. 399 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:01,977 All right, Scott, beat it. 400 00:13:01,978 --> 00:13:03,478 Scott. 401 00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:06,047 Look, my job is to make you prove he did it. 402 00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,916 It's the basis of our entire justice system. 403 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,718 What, you think John Adams was just some idiot? 404 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,686 No, I think John Adams was a mini-series 405 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,961 I didn't watch because it looked like a book. 406 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,524 Look, without a credible witness, your case is a mess. 407 00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:18,509 Kinda like your ping-pong serve. 408 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,695 Oh, my God. She smells so good. 409 00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:24,065 That avocado pit was not regulation. 410 00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:25,599 Wish that had sounded cooler. 411 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,968 Come on, Terry, let's go save the day. 412 00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:27,969 Carl, you wanna come? 413 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,604 - No, thank you. - All right. 414 00:13:31,521 --> 00:13:33,358 All right, listen up. 415 00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:35,465 We need more evidence on this guy and we need it quick, 416 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,933 so no time for chit-chat. 417 00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:39,135 What's going on? You love chit-chat. 418 00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:41,237 Yeah, also, your posture seems off, 419 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,772 like, it's good. 420 00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:44,207 Because I'm being serious 421 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,343 because I don't want this perp to walk. 422 00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:48,545 This isn't about the perp. 423 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,180 It's about this woman. 424 00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:52,082 Jake slept with her. 425 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,316 Oh, she's so pretty. 426 00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:55,685 She looks like the woman on an olive oil bottle. 427 00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:56,686 Way to go, Jake. 428 00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:57,687 She's a defense attorney. 429 00:13:57,688 --> 00:13:59,990 - Oh, my God, are you kidding? - Boo! 430 00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:02,292 Hey, guys, let's take it easy on him. 431 00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:03,693 Thank you, Terry. 432 00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:06,062 But seriously, I think you need to get checked for rabies. 433 00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:07,797 Hey, I have a good rabies guy, if you need one. 434 00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,265 Uh-huh. All right, listen. 435 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,394 Can we focus up? 436 00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:12,969 Our witness is useless, so we either need to recover 437 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,605 the stolen gems or find the break-in tool. 438 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,940 What year was the perp's house built in? 439 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,142 Some of those old brownstones had dumbwaiters. 440 00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:20,744 A perfect hiding spot. 441 00:14:20,745 --> 00:14:21,845 Good thinking, Amy. 442 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:23,513 All right, I'm gonna win this case 443 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,482 and then we can put my horrible sexual experience 444 00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:27,450 - behind us forever. - I don't know Jake. 445 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,852 I'm afraid I'm gonna think about it every time 446 00:14:28,853 --> 00:14:30,086 I look at your crotch. 447 00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:32,922 Then stop looking at my crotch! 448 00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,393 What are you doing? 449 00:14:36,394 --> 00:14:38,061 Just pointing people to the one Detective 450 00:14:38,062 --> 00:14:40,063 who actually wants to run for union rep. 451 00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:42,132 Welcome to my nightmares, Amy-Scully minotaur. 452 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,501 Pretty clever signing me up for the speech this afternoon. 453 00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:45,535 But guess what? 454 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,641 Mine is epically bad and way too long. 455 00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:50,940 There's a section where I just pick people out 456 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,208 of the crowd and insult them. 457 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,411 It gets really personal. 458 00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:57,113 Did you know that Hitchcock is technically "a bastard"? 459 00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:59,360 Santiago, can I talk to you in my office? 460 00:14:59,361 --> 00:15:00,609 Mm-hmm. 461 00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:04,988 Blinds closed? 462 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:08,391 Are we having a pow-wow? 463 00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:10,593 As you know, I shouldn't be talking about this election 464 00:15:10,594 --> 00:15:15,365 with any of my detectives, but I will with you. 465 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,499 Of course. 466 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,634 Because you trust me. 467 00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:20,214 Because you're royally screwing up. 468 00:15:20,215 --> 00:15:21,771 Oh, no, this isn't a pow-wow. 469 00:15:21,772 --> 00:15:22,772 It's a haranguing. 470 00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:23,807 You bet it is. 471 00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,609 Stop trying to tank this election. 472 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,211 You know damned well you'd make a great union rep. 473 00:15:28,212 --> 00:15:30,313 But, sir, I want to be captain one day, 474 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:32,749 and clashing with the brass is career suicide. 475 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,517 Not for me. 476 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,653 By my very nature, I was constantly 477 00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:38,555 in conflict with my superiors. 478 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,693 Listen, you're black and gay, 479 00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,393 so I think you should just take all the black, gay cases. 480 00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,277 You know, the weird stuff. 481 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,242 I strongly disagree. 482 00:15:48,243 --> 00:15:53,470 But I still managed to rise through the ranks. 483 00:15:53,471 --> 00:15:56,406 Run for union rep, Amy. 484 00:15:56,407 --> 00:16:00,277 Okay. I'll do it. 485 00:16:00,278 --> 00:16:04,014 But never tell anyone about this... 486 00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:04,883 Pow-wow. 487 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,683 You called it a pow-wow! 488 00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:08,952 So, Detective Peralta, 489 00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,599 you found some "new" evidence last night. 490 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,848 Coorection: I found some damning new evidence last night. 491 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,359 It was hidden in an old dumbwaiter 492 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,661 in the defendant's house. 493 00:16:17,662 --> 00:16:20,149 All his burglary tools, including a glass cutter 494 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,831 he used to break into the store. 495 00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:24,167 Yes, but isn't it possible my client could've used 496 00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:27,270 the glass cutter for something other than a robbery? 497 00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:31,207 I mean, after all, stuff can do two things, right? 498 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,576 Hey! I say that! 499 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,577 That's my saying! 500 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:34,945 Your honor, she stole my saying. 501 00:16:34,946 --> 00:16:36,446 People don't own sayings. 502 00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,481 Please answer the question, Detective. 503 00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:40,917 Fine. In the same bag as the burglary tools, 504 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,419 we also found shards of glass. 505 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,954 And you expect us to believe 506 00:16:43,955 --> 00:16:45,589 that you found this new evidence yesterday 507 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,135 just as your case was collapsing around you? 508 00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:50,554 I certainly hope so, because it's the truth. 509 00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,762 In fact, I believe it was the great John Adams 510 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:56,800 who once said, "to believe all men honest is folly. 511 00:16:56,801 --> 00:17:00,070 To believe none... Is something worse." 512 00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,605 Let the record show miss Perez looks stunned 513 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,907 and defeated. No further questions. 514 00:17:03,908 --> 00:17:06,142 - You're not allowed to say that. - Yup. 515 00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:08,569 Hey, captain, I have a juicy little Boyle nugget 516 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,913 I'd like to drop on you. 517 00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:12,282 Okay, please drop a nugget. 518 00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:15,819 I think that the squad could really increase its efficiency 519 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:19,556 if Gina spent the night re-logging all our files 520 00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,626 with keywords. 521 00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:23,059 The lady doth have the skills. 522 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:26,256 Funny, she was just telling me how you should work all night. 523 00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,341 Say what? 524 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:28,465 Gina. 525 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,866 Yes? 526 00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,301 You've both made compelling points 527 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,702 about the amount of work that needs to be done 528 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,372 around here, so you'll both be pulling overnight shifts. 529 00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:40,854 Before you complain, I am once again turning in my chair. 530 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:45,615 Oh, sweet chair turn. That's a real power move. 531 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:46,850 So good. 532 00:17:46,851 --> 00:17:49,186 We, the jury, find the defendant... 533 00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:52,322 - Not guilty. - Oh, come on! 534 00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:53,450 Ow! 535 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,492 Oh, I'm in too much pain to care how cool and strong 536 00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:56,560 that made me look. 537 00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:57,794 It was already splintering. 538 00:17:57,795 --> 00:17:59,362 Don't take this away from me. 539 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,435 Wow, well done. Another criminal walks free. 540 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:06,870 I hope you're proud of yourself. 541 00:18:06,871 --> 00:18:08,438 Maybe stop calling my client a criminal, 542 00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:10,374 since he was found not guilty. 543 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:14,311 Well, I find myself not guilty of never seeing you again. 544 00:18:14,312 --> 00:18:16,096 So you will see me again? 545 00:18:16,614 --> 00:18:18,015 No! 546 00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,016 Why, what did I say? You know what? 547 00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,818 You're the worst! 548 00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:23,253 Jake, what are you doing, man? 549 00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:24,688 Walking angrily away towards a door 550 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,823 that I now see says "emergency exit only" on it, 551 00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:29,026 so I'm turning around, but I'm still ticked! 552 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,984 Look, man. Don't screw this up. 553 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,298 I hate defense attorneys as much as any rational adult, 554 00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:36,633 but you obviously have feelings for Sophia. 555 00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:37,901 Yeah, anger. 556 00:18:37,902 --> 00:18:39,336 I don't know. 557 00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:41,238 It just seems to me like you met your match. 558 00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:43,640 You said yourself how boring your dates have been. 559 00:18:43,641 --> 00:18:46,343 But you have to admit, Sophia wouldn't be boring. 560 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,880 I will admit she's not boring. 561 00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:49,381 And we do have fun together. 562 00:18:49,382 --> 00:18:53,150 I guess you could say she's passably attractive. 563 00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:54,785 All right, fine. She's super hot. 564 00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:57,621 God, I can't believe I'm about to ask out a defense attorney. 565 00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,923 And we all know that Amy Santiago 566 00:18:59,924 --> 00:19:01,525 wants to be captain one day, 567 00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:04,161 which means she will never stand up to management. 568 00:19:04,162 --> 00:19:07,130 I don't want to be captain. I just want my party sub. 569 00:19:07,131 --> 00:19:10,601 Please just give me back my sub. 570 00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:11,987 Vote Scully. 571 00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,440 I'm gonna make this quick. 572 00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:19,243 Scully said that I want to be captain, and I do. 573 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,545 But that won't stop me from standing up for you. 574 00:19:21,546 --> 00:19:25,582 He also said if you voted for him, you'd get a golden boat. 575 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,984 That's not real. 576 00:19:26,985 --> 00:19:28,712 If I get elected, I'll go to all 577 00:19:28,713 --> 00:19:30,654 the union meetings, actually pay attention, 578 00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,189 and most importantly, I'll bring back 579 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:35,469 party sub leftovers. 580 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,394 Thank you, Scully. 581 00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:38,662 "Pick Amy, dummies." 582 00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,233 Hello. 583 00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:47,170 Hey. How'd you find me? 584 00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:48,649 I'm a Detective, remember? 585 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,375 I also went into a bunch of wrong offices first. 586 00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:53,010 Stole hella peppermints. 587 00:19:53,011 --> 00:19:54,578 So what's up? You here to yell at me again 588 00:19:54,579 --> 00:19:55,579 for doing my job? 589 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,347 No, I'm here to ask you out. 590 00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:58,682 - Oh. - Yeah. 591 00:19:58,683 --> 00:19:59,683 There's a bar in the West Village 592 00:19:59,684 --> 00:20:00,851 that has a bunch of ping-pong tables, 593 00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:02,286 so I thought we could head over there 594 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:05,124 and have a drink, talk, and then, with any luck, 595 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,224 things will get uncomfortably competitive. 596 00:20:07,225 --> 00:20:08,258 That sounds fun. 597 00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,393 Look, if we're going to do this, 598 00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:11,228 we're gonna have to have a couple of rules. 599 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,030 Rule number one, starting right now: 600 00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,331 No work talk. 601 00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:16,233 Perfect, we can just skip straight to making out 602 00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:20,180 on your desk. 603 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:23,840 Yeah, that's not my desk. This is. 604 00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:25,108 Copy that. 605 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:26,944 Blame it on the janitor and make a break for it? 606 00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:29,521 - Absolutely. - After you. 607 00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:34,611 Charles, I'm sorry that neither of us have the room. 608 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:38,655 Yes. I, too, am disappointed by this unfortunate stalemate. 609 00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:40,924 Why are you talking all victorian? 610 00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:42,893 You're lying about something. That's what that means. 611 00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:44,952 Nonsense, m'lady. 612 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,499 Okay, fine... I might not be in that hotel room right now, 613 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,252 but my gene pool is. 614 00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:51,101 Ew. 615 00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:52,504 What'd you do in there? 616 00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:54,173 I gave the hotel room to my father 617 00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:56,632 and told him to check in under my name. 618 00:20:56,638 --> 00:21:00,177 What? No! I gave my key to my mom! 619 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,546 Hey. 620 00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:04,481 Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong room. 621 00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:05,883 That's okay. 622 00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:08,318 Hey, wait a second, do we know each other? 623 00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:09,686 Is your daughter Gina? 624 00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:13,323 Yes! And you're that little man's father, Boyle. 625 00:21:13,324 --> 00:21:14,324 Yeah. 626 00:21:14,325 --> 00:21:16,026 We met at the family food drive. 627 00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:17,427 I'm Darlene Linetti. 628 00:21:17,428 --> 00:21:21,365 Lynn Boyle, pleased to re-meet you. 629 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,066 So what do you think's going on here? 630 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,134 Mix up or something? 631 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:25,702 I don't know. 632 00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:26,904 Regina's been encouraging me 633 00:21:26,905 --> 00:21:31,408 to have some... Romantic adventures. 634 00:21:31,409 --> 00:21:32,543 Holy cow. 635 00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:36,547 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/