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Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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9:01!
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Amy Santiago is officially
late for the first time ever.
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All right, let's do this.
Who's got theories?
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Uh...
Alarm didn't go off.
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All three alarms?
All with battery back-up?
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Come on, who wants
to take this seriously?
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Ooh!
She was taken in her sleep!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Super dark, Boyle,
but way more plausible
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than the sarge's idiotic
alarm clock theory.
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I bet she tucked herself
into bed too tight
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and got stuck.
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Mm, maybe she Fell
into another dimension
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where she's interesting.
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It's 9:00 A.M.
why is no one working?
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Amy Santiago is
a few minutes late,
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and we're all trying
to guess why.
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I'd like to play.
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I'd say she's in line
at the bank.
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- This is fun.
- It is fun,
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but you're
all wrong.
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She clearly slipped through
a subway grate
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and is having terrible sex
with a mole man.
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There she is.
Amy.
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Where have you been?
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We've been worried sick.
Do you care to explain yourself?
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I'm just 70 seconds late.
It's not a big deal.
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Don't worry about it.
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Santiago, you will tell us,
and you will tell us now.
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There was a problem
at the bank.
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Hot damn!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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So you nervous about
the trial tomorrow?
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The jewelry store
break-in?
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Diamond heist.
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It's like you're going
out of your way
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to make it sound
less cool.
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I think the conviction's
a slam dunk.
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Good.
Not to over state it,
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but I'm definitely
gonna die alone,
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and work is all I have.
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I take it dating's
not going well.
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What?
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No! It's awesome.
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What happened with
Rosa's friend, Katie?
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Yeah, she turned out to be
even more closed off than Rosa.
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So how long have
you known Rosa?
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None of your business.
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All right.
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But it's not just her.
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All the dates I've been on
lately have been lame.
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Maybe it's you.
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What are your moves?
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What do you talk about?
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Uh, my moves are fine, mom.
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I dazzle them with
a bad-ass cop story.
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Have you ever thought
about going
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with your
non-work interests?
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On my first date
with my wife,
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all we did was talk about
our mutual love of meat loaf.
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The singer,
not the food.
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Oh, so the weirder
of the two choices.
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All right, fine.
I get what you're saying.
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Your wife's awesome
and I should do everything
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in my power to be
with her physically.
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I mean, no, not that.
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Don't talk about being a cop.
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Just talk about my own
interests.
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Exactly!
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Hey, she's cute.
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And alone.
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I'll try and find
our meatloaf.
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Go get her, little man.
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Hello there.
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Hi!
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Captain...
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We need to talk
about the union rep elections.
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Scully is running again,
unopposed.
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He is incompetent.
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If there's one thing
to take away
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from the new contract,
it's that holiday pay
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is "now capped."
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Or "not capped."
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In conclusion,
the word "capped" was said.
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Whoo!
Nailed it.
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The only reason Scully
does the job
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is because the annual
union meeting has a party sub.
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He's been a rep for 12 years,
and he still pronounces
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"union" as "onion."
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As management, I'm not allowed
to talk about union matters.
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Scully doesn't know
anything about our pensions
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and he has no idea
about the new
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disciplinary guidelines.
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What do you think, captain?
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What I think is,
I will continue
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to not talk
about this issue.
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Hey, you should run.
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Going to meetings,
writing stuff down.
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You love that nerd stuff.
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"Writing things down"
is nerdy?
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What do you do?
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I just forget stuff
like a cool person.
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Come on, admit it,
you care about this crap.
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Maybe.
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But I want to be
captain one day,
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and union reps are always
fighting with the brass.
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It's career suicide,
right, sir?
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Stop trying
to get me involved, Santiago.
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No! I'm already fighting
with the brass.
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Look at what you've done!
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Oh man, these look spicy!
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We may die tonight.
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You know, I actually
heard about a guy
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- who died while eating hot wings.
- Really?
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Yeah, he was terminally ill
beforehand though.
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Unrelated.
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I always thought I'd die
at the hands of my own clone.
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Well, that's why you have
to brand the number two
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into your clone's cheek.
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You shouldn't have a clone
if you don't know that.
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Yes.
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All right,
you ready?
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I'm ready.
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Here we go.
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- That's nothing.
- Amateur night.
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I can't believe this had three
peppers next to it on the menu...
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- Oh, my God!
- Ah!
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- Hot!
- Oh, so spicy!
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Drink the ranch!
Drink the ranch!
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Ah! Ah!
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Here's the stuff you left
at my place.
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Your sounds of Ibiza
sleep cd,
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seven phone chargers,
and an empty jar
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labeled "fire spirit."
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No, it's not empty.
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Well, here's your stuff.
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So I guess
it's officially over.
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It was slightly less gross
than I expected.
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Mm.
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Way to be.
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Uh, there is one
last thing.
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The luxury sex romp
we had planned this weekend.
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The hotel says the
"bubbles and bathrobes" package
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is non-refundable.
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See, that's why I didn't want
to pre-pay, Charles.
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Yeah, but that's why
we got such a good deal.
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One hour of free Wi-Fi!
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Don't worry,
you can have your half
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of the money back,
and I'll take the room.
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Pause.
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Okay, if one of us
is getting pampered all night,
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it's gonna be me.
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I want that room, Gina.
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You can't push me around.
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We're not poke pals
anymore!
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Ew!
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Amy Santiago,
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surprised
to see you walking around.
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Shouldn't you be
on your belly, you snake?
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Yeah, you snake!
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What is happening?
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You're running against me.
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What?
Rosa must've done this.
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I'll get her to stop.
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You know what really
burns my pants?
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I considered you
my best friend.
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- What?
- What?
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- Hi.
- Hey now.
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You are looking
very happy.
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I am.
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Guess what happened
last night.
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Spoiler alert:
Sexy-times.
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Okay, now guess.
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Sexy-times!
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Yes! The whole night
was amazing.
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We totally hit it off.
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I found our meat loaf.
Wings.
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The band or the show?
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The food!
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We went back
to her place,
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watched die hards one
through with a vengeance,
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did some adult stuff,
and spent the rest of the night
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debating who's the better
ping-pong player.
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She was adorably wrong.
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How do you know
if you didn't play?
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Oh, we played,
which was difficult
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since she didn't have
a table or paddles.
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We had to use
an avocado pit as the ball.
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It was very messy.
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Hey guys.
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Ah, hello,
district attorney kurm.
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I got lucky last night.
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That's great.
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Yeah.
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So we have
a little delay.
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Gary, the defense attorney,
isn't gonna be here.
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Oh, is he sore
from high-fiving criminals
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he's gotten out of jail?
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Did he get
a murderer off
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who then murdered him
to celebrate?
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Yup.
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Anyway, Gary broke his leg,
so he's being replaced.
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Replaced?
He should be put down.
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Like a horse.
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So who's the new sub-human
piece of human garbage?
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Sophia Perez.
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Oh, God.
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Jake, this is bad!
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You slept with
a defense attorney.
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You literally slept
with the enemy.
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I know.
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Ah, it's like if John McClane
slept with Hans Gruber.
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Or even worse, Jeremy Irons
from the third one.
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We didn't talk
about our jobs.
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How was I supposed
to know?
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Wait, are you sure
you want to do this?
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Let's go over
the events of tonight.
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We got drunk together,
I invited you
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up to my apartment,
and I kissed you first.
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No further questions.
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Okay.
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Uh-oh.
She's waving at you.
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Hey. All right,
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Be strong.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, so this is weird,
huh?
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Yeah. You never told me
you were a cop.
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Yeah, and you never told me
you were a lawyer.
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Well, I didn't wanna
intimidate you.
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Intimidate? Wow.
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Okay, well, not to burst
your bubble,
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but I'm only intimidated
by professions
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that have a moral compass,
like police officer.
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So you're intimidated
by your own job?
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"Oh, look at me.
I'm a lawyer.
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I'm so good
at word-using-itude."
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And yes, I know that
that wasn't a word, right.
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't even believe I have
to deal with you all week.
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Not a problem.
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This is clearly a conflict
of interest.
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So I'm just gonna talk
to the judge
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and have you kicked off
the case.
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Ha ha! No, there's no
conflict of interest.
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Because I'm not
interested in you.
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Ah.
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God, I can't believe
I slept with a cop.
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It's like a had sex
with Hans Gruber.
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What...
I'm not the Gruber!
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You're the Gruber!
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Die Hard.
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Captain, Rosa's trying
to make me run for union rep.
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You have to stop her.
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I cannot do that.
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As I told you, I'm not allowed
to get involved.
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It's too late anyway.
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You already have
a campaign slogan.
260
00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:29,804
"Pick Amy, dummies."
I wrote that.
261
00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:30,939
Tell her how good it is,
captain.
262
00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,273
Again, I cannot.
263
00:08:32,274 --> 00:08:34,609
Look, I love campaigning
and making signs.
264
00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:37,061
Lord knows I have enough
poster board at home.
265
00:08:37,062 --> 00:08:40,148
But captain, please tell her
I shouldn't run for union rep.
266
00:08:40,149 --> 00:08:41,783
I'm just gonna turn around
in my chair.
267
00:08:41,784 --> 00:08:45,587
So, Amy, you're saying
I should just return this...
268
00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:48,156
Button maker?
269
00:08:48,157 --> 00:08:51,459
You think you can tempt me
with a T150 button maker?
270
00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,094
Sir, you've gotta
see this.
271
00:08:53,095 --> 00:08:55,630
It doesn't even make
mirror-backs.
272
00:08:55,631 --> 00:08:56,631
This is a joke.
273
00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:57,632
Still not participating.
274
00:08:57,633 --> 00:08:59,467
I'm enjoying a magazine.
275
00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:00,935
Joke's on you, Amy.
You and Scully
276
00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:02,070
are giving campaign speeches
277
00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:03,754
in the briefing room
tomorrow.
278
00:09:03,755 --> 00:09:04,606
What?
279
00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,841
Sir, permission
to arrest Diaz
280
00:09:06,842 --> 00:09:07,976
for being a jerk.
281
00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:10,044
Permission to shoot Santiago
for being a coward.
282
00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,313
Stop it, both of you.
283
00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:13,515
Now you've done it.
284
00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,650
You've made me turn my chair.
285
00:09:15,651 --> 00:09:18,720
I will not get involved,
and I will not have this office
286
00:09:18,721 --> 00:09:23,608
transformed into a house
of snipes and jabs.
287
00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:25,727
Dismissed.
288
00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,295
Full disclosure, your honor.
289
00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:29,164
Last night, miss Perez and I
got inebriated,
290
00:09:29,165 --> 00:09:31,666
and we had colitis.
291
00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:32,667
Colitis?
292
00:09:32,668 --> 00:09:33,951
Coitus.
293
00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:34,952
Yeah, that.
294
00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:36,905
A cop and a defense attorney
sleeping together.
295
00:09:36,906 --> 00:09:38,306
That's highly unusual.
296
00:09:38,307 --> 00:09:40,408
At the time, I did not know
she was a defense attorney.
297
00:09:40,409 --> 00:09:41,810
I should have been able
to guess, however,
298
00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:45,346
based on her ability
to lie all over me.
299
00:09:45,347 --> 00:09:46,948
Ha ha... a cop's attempt
to be clever.
300
00:09:46,949 --> 00:09:49,284
It's like watching a horse
try to eat with a fork.
301
00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:50,585
Majestic and hilarious?
302
00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,675
Take a cold shower, horn-dog,
we're at work.
303
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,556
But in all seriousness,
your honor,
304
00:09:54,557 --> 00:09:56,458
I do think she should
recuse herself from the trial.
305
00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,593
Why? You think I might tell
everybody in the courtroom
306
00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:00,128
that you like
to be the little spoon?
307
00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:01,496
Everyone likes
to be the little spoon.
308
00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,198
It makes you feel safe!
309
00:10:03,199 --> 00:10:04,573
Carl, back me up
on this.
310
00:10:04,574 --> 00:10:06,501
- Yes, little spoon all the way.
- See?
311
00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,969
Look, I'm not
recusing myself.
312
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,237
I talked to my client,
and he is fine
313
00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:10,338
with me staying on.
314
00:10:10,339 --> 00:10:11,940
If the defendant
is okay with it,
315
00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:13,950
and you two can be mature
in the courtroom,
316
00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:16,244
then I see no reason
why we can't proceed.
317
00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:17,579
Great.
I can be mature.
318
00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,081
Says the guy who uses
a sunglasses case as a wallet.
319
00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:21,583
Stuff can be two things.
320
00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:23,184
Open up your refrigerator,
boom!
321
00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:24,586
Air conditioner.
Life hacked.
322
00:10:24,587 --> 00:10:25,787
Carl, back me up.
323
00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,122
I mean, it's not
very green.
324
00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:29,382
Oh, Carl.
325
00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:30,425
Guys!
326
00:10:30,426 --> 00:10:31,493
Guys, guys,
guys, guys!
327
00:10:31,494 --> 00:10:33,728
My pizza reviews
caught the eye
328
00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:37,232
of a Mr. Matt Pittle
of Pittle's vittles,
329
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:38,767
my favorite food blog!
330
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,502
Wow, a local food blog.
331
00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:41,903
It's all happening.
332
00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:44,172
Pittle wants to have a five- hour
dinner with me tonight.
333
00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:47,776
Attention, skeezy nobodies!
334
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,577
Tina Knowles,
Beyonce's mom-ager,
335
00:10:49,578 --> 00:10:52,814
has contacted me and wants
to audition me tonight.
336
00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:54,907
I've transcended
you now.
337
00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:58,578
Sounds like both of you
have pretty great plans tonight.
338
00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:00,522
No! You wrote the email
from Pittle
339
00:11:00,523 --> 00:11:02,323
so I'd drop my claim
to the room.
340
00:11:02,324 --> 00:11:03,833
That blog is sacred.
341
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,294
You defiled
the most sacred
342
00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:11,132
and most high
miss... Tina Kno-w-les!
343
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,500
How dare you, Charles?
344
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,335
How'd you get your voice
so high?
345
00:11:14,336 --> 00:11:15,937
I can take it higher.
346
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:17,706
I wish you wouldn't.
347
00:11:17,707 --> 00:11:20,709
The room is mine,
you scab.
348
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,727
No, it's mine, Gina.
349
00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:24,913
I'm not backing down
this time.
350
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:26,715
I'm backing up.
351
00:11:26,716 --> 00:11:28,917
Beep, beep, beep.
352
00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:33,221
You nervous?
353
00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:34,456
Nope.
354
00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,725
I have an unimpeachable
eyewitness who saw everything.
355
00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:37,892
Plus, I've got
a little something planned
356
00:11:37,893 --> 00:11:38,893
for our lawyer friend.
357
00:11:38,894 --> 00:11:40,328
Every time she
looks over,
358
00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:42,297
I'm gonna hit her
with one of these.
359
00:11:42,298 --> 00:11:44,132
It'll remind her
that we kissed,
360
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,916
and that's how
I get in her head.
361
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,268
I like it.
362
00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:48,737
You want me to flex
and make all the buttons
363
00:11:48,738 --> 00:11:49,738
pop off of my shirt?
364
00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:52,073
Yes!
You can do that?
365
00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:54,709
The challenge is keeping
the buttons on.
366
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,145
Oh, okay, okay,
okay, okay.
367
00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:59,014
And you're sure
this is the man
368
00:11:59,015 --> 00:12:01,750
you saw leaving the store at
the time of the diamond heist?
369
00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:03,718
Nice. "Diamond heist,"
catching on.
370
00:12:03,719 --> 00:12:04,853
Uh, yeah.
That's the guy.
371
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,254
Now, Mr. Wells,
it says here
372
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:10,325
you have a 2006 conviction
for perjury, is that correct?
373
00:12:10,326 --> 00:12:11,993
Uh... yeah.
374
00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:13,428
It's okay.
I knew about that.
375
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:15,163
And is Sidney Wells
actually your name,
376
00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:16,965
or is it Brian Davidson?
377
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,366
Uh-oh.
Did not know about that one.
378
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,802
As in the Brian Davidson
who is facing fraud charges
379
00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:22,404
- in New Jersey?
- Yeah.
380
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:26,163
Or that. Oh, God... okay,
time to bust out the big guns.
381
00:12:27,176 --> 00:12:28,576
This is bad.
382
00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:30,111
Only the judge saw me.
383
00:12:30,112 --> 00:12:32,338
No further questions,
your honor.
384
00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:34,349
Ugh, winking?
Real mature.
385
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:36,951
Judge gave us a recess,
386
00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:38,019
but if we don't get
new evidence by tomorrow,
387
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,387
we have no chance.
388
00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:40,680
Great pep talk, Carl.
389
00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:42,972
Don't worry,
we'll get some evidence.
390
00:12:42,978 --> 00:12:45,226
Excuse me one second.
391
00:12:45,227 --> 00:12:47,762
Hey, that wasn't cool.
392
00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:49,764
No. What wasn't cool was you
trying to air make-out
393
00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:50,765
with the judge.
394
00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:52,467
Those kisses
were meant for you!
395
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:54,669
Not in a romantic way,
they were psych-out kisses.
396
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,137
Look, you know
your client did it.
397
00:12:56,138 --> 00:12:57,906
It doesn't matter
if my client did it or not.
398
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,442
That's what I've been saying.
It doesn't matter.
399
00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:01,977
All right,
Scott, beat it.
400
00:13:01,978 --> 00:13:03,478
Scott.
401
00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:06,047
Look, my job is to make you
prove he did it.
402
00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,916
It's the basis
of our entire justice system.
403
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,718
What, you think John Adams
was just some idiot?
404
00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,686
No, I think John Adams
was a mini-series
405
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,961
I didn't watch because
it looked like a book.
406
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,524
Look, without a credible
witness, your case is a mess.
407
00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:18,509
Kinda like your ping-pong
serve.
408
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,695
Oh, my God.
She smells so good.
409
00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:24,065
That avocado pit
was not regulation.
410
00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:25,599
Wish that had sounded cooler.
411
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,968
Come on, Terry,
let's go save the day.
412
00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:27,969
Carl, you wanna come?
413
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,604
- No, thank you.
- All right.
414
00:13:31,521 --> 00:13:33,358
All right, listen up.
415
00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:35,465
We need more evidence
on this guy and we need it quick,
416
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,933
so no time for chit-chat.
417
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:39,135
What's going on?
You love chit-chat.
418
00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:41,237
Yeah, also, your posture
seems off,
419
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,772
like, it's good.
420
00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:44,207
Because I'm being serious
421
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,343
because I don't want
this perp to walk.
422
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:48,545
This isn't about the perp.
423
00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,180
It's about this woman.
424
00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:52,082
Jake slept with her.
425
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,316
Oh, she's so pretty.
426
00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:55,685
She looks like the woman
on an olive oil bottle.
427
00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:56,686
Way to go, Jake.
428
00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:57,687
She's a defense attorney.
429
00:13:57,688 --> 00:13:59,990
- Oh, my God, are you kidding?
- Boo!
430
00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:02,292
Hey, guys,
let's take it easy on him.
431
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:03,693
Thank you, Terry.
432
00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:06,062
But seriously, I think you need
to get checked for rabies.
433
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:07,797
Hey, I have a good rabies guy,
if you need one.
434
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,265
Uh-huh. All right, listen.
435
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,394
Can we focus up?
436
00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:12,969
Our witness is useless,
so we either need to recover
437
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,605
the stolen gems or find
the break-in tool.
438
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,940
What year was
the perp's house built in?
439
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,142
Some of those old brownstones
had dumbwaiters.
440
00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:20,744
A perfect hiding spot.
441
00:14:20,745 --> 00:14:21,845
Good thinking, Amy.
442
00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:23,513
All right,
I'm gonna win this case
443
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,482
and then we can put
my horrible sexual experience
444
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:27,450
- behind us forever.
- I don't know Jake.
445
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,852
I'm afraid I'm gonna think
about it every time
446
00:14:28,853 --> 00:14:30,086
I look at your crotch.
447
00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:32,922
Then stop looking
at my crotch!
448
00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,393
What are you doing?
449
00:14:36,394 --> 00:14:38,061
Just pointing people
to the one Detective
450
00:14:38,062 --> 00:14:40,063
who actually wants to run
for union rep.
451
00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:42,132
Welcome to my nightmares,
Amy-Scully minotaur.
452
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,501
Pretty clever signing me up
for the speech this afternoon.
453
00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:45,535
But guess what?
454
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,641
Mine is epically bad
and way too long.
455
00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:50,940
There's a section where
I just pick people out
456
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,208
of the crowd
and insult them.
457
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,411
It gets really personal.
458
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:57,113
Did you know that Hitchcock
is technically "a bastard"?
459
00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:59,360
Santiago, can I talk
to you in my office?
460
00:14:59,361 --> 00:15:00,609
Mm-hmm.
461
00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:04,988
Blinds closed?
462
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:08,391
Are we having a pow-wow?
463
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:10,593
As you know, I shouldn't
be talking about this election
464
00:15:10,594 --> 00:15:15,365
with any of my detectives,
but I will with you.
465
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,499
Of course.
466
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,634
Because you trust me.
467
00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:20,214
Because you're royally
screwing up.
468
00:15:20,215 --> 00:15:21,771
Oh, no, this isn't
a pow-wow.
469
00:15:21,772 --> 00:15:22,772
It's a haranguing.
470
00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:23,807
You bet it is.
471
00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,609
Stop trying to tank
this election.
472
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,211
You know damned well
you'd make a great union rep.
473
00:15:28,212 --> 00:15:30,313
But, sir, I want to be
captain one day,
474
00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:32,749
and clashing with the brass
is career suicide.
475
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,517
Not for me.
476
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,653
By my very nature,
I was constantly
477
00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:38,555
in conflict
with my superiors.
478
00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,693
Listen, you're black
and gay,
479
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,393
so I think you should just take
all the black, gay cases.
480
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,277
You know, the weird stuff.
481
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,242
I strongly disagree.
482
00:15:48,243 --> 00:15:53,470
But I still managed
to rise through the ranks.
483
00:15:53,471 --> 00:15:56,406
Run for union rep, Amy.
484
00:15:56,407 --> 00:16:00,277
Okay. I'll do it.
485
00:16:00,278 --> 00:16:04,014
But never tell anyone
about this...
486
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:04,883
Pow-wow.
487
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,683
You called it a pow-wow!
488
00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:08,952
So, Detective Peralta,
489
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,599
you found some "new"
evidence last night.
490
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,848
Coorection: I found some damning
new evidence last night.
491
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,359
It was hidden in an old
dumbwaiter
492
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,661
in the defendant's house.
493
00:16:17,662 --> 00:16:20,149
All his burglary tools,
including a glass cutter
494
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,831
he used to break
into the store.
495
00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:24,167
Yes, but isn't it possible
my client could've used
496
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:27,270
the glass cutter for something
other than a robbery?
497
00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:31,207
I mean, after all,
stuff can do two things, right?
498
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,576
Hey! I say that!
499
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,577
That's my saying!
500
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:34,945
Your honor,
she stole my saying.
501
00:16:34,946 --> 00:16:36,446
People don't own sayings.
502
00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,481
Please answer the question,
Detective.
503
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:40,917
Fine. In the same bag
as the burglary tools,
504
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,419
we also found shards
of glass.
505
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,954
And you expect us
to believe
506
00:16:43,955 --> 00:16:45,589
that you found
this new evidence yesterday
507
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,135
just as your case was
collapsing around you?
508
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:50,554
I certainly hope so,
because it's the truth.
509
00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,762
In fact, I believe it was
the great John Adams
510
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:56,800
who once said, "to believe
all men honest is folly.
511
00:16:56,801 --> 00:17:00,070
To believe none...
Is something worse."
512
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,605
Let the record show
miss Perez looks stunned
513
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,907
and defeated.
No further questions.
514
00:17:03,908 --> 00:17:06,142
- You're not allowed to say that.
- Yup.
515
00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:08,569
Hey, captain, I have a juicy
little Boyle nugget
516
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,913
I'd like to drop on you.
517
00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:12,282
Okay,
please drop a nugget.
518
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:15,819
I think that the squad could
really increase its efficiency
519
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:19,556
if Gina spent the night
re-logging all our files
520
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,626
with keywords.
521
00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:23,059
The lady doth have the skills.
522
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:26,256
Funny, she was just telling me
how you should work all night.
523
00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,341
Say what?
524
00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:28,465
Gina.
525
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,866
Yes?
526
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,301
You've both made
compelling points
527
00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,702
about the amount of work
that needs to be done
528
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,372
around here, so you'll both
be pulling overnight shifts.
529
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:40,854
Before you complain, I am
once again turning in my chair.
530
00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:45,615
Oh, sweet chair turn.
That's a real power move.
531
00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:46,850
So good.
532
00:17:46,851 --> 00:17:49,186
We, the jury,
find the defendant...
533
00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:52,322
- Not guilty.
- Oh, come on!
534
00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:53,450
Ow!
535
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,492
Oh, I'm in too much pain
to care how cool and strong
536
00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:56,560
that made me look.
537
00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:57,794
It was already
splintering.
538
00:17:57,795 --> 00:17:59,362
Don't take this away
from me.
539
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,435
Wow, well done.
Another criminal walks free.
540
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:06,870
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
541
00:18:06,871 --> 00:18:08,438
Maybe stop calling
my client a criminal,
542
00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:10,374
since he was found
not guilty.
543
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:14,311
Well, I find myself not guilty
of never seeing you again.
544
00:18:14,312 --> 00:18:16,096
So you will
see me again?
545
00:18:16,614 --> 00:18:18,015
No!
546
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,016
Why, what did I say?
You know what?
547
00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,818
You're the worst!
548
00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:23,253
Jake, what are you doing,
man?
549
00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:24,688
Walking angrily away
towards a door
550
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,823
that I now see says
"emergency exit only" on it,
551
00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:29,026
so I'm turning around,
but I'm still ticked!
552
00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:30,984
Look, man.
Don't screw this up.
553
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,298
I hate defense attorneys
as much as any rational adult,
554
00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:36,633
but you obviously have
feelings for Sophia.
555
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:37,901
Yeah, anger.
556
00:18:37,902 --> 00:18:39,336
I don't know.
557
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:41,238
It just seems to me
like you met your match.
558
00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:43,640
You said yourself how boring
your dates have been.
559
00:18:43,641 --> 00:18:46,343
But you have to admit,
Sophia wouldn't be boring.
560
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,880
I will admit she's not boring.
561
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:49,381
And we do have fun together.
562
00:18:49,382 --> 00:18:53,150
I guess you could say
she's passably attractive.
563
00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:54,785
All right, fine.
She's super hot.
564
00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:57,621
God, I can't believe I'm about
to ask out a defense attorney.
565
00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,923
And we all know
that Amy Santiago
566
00:18:59,924 --> 00:19:01,525
wants to be
captain one day,
567
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:04,161
which means she will never
stand up to management.
568
00:19:04,162 --> 00:19:07,130
I don't want to be captain.
I just want my party sub.
569
00:19:07,131 --> 00:19:10,601
Please just give me
back my sub.
570
00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:11,987
Vote Scully.
571
00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,440
I'm gonna make this quick.
572
00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:19,243
Scully said that I want
to be captain, and I do.
573
00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,545
But that won't stop me
from standing up for you.
574
00:19:21,546 --> 00:19:25,582
He also said if you voted for
him, you'd get a golden boat.
575
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,984
That's not real.
576
00:19:26,985 --> 00:19:28,712
If I get elected,
I'll go to all
577
00:19:28,713 --> 00:19:30,654
the union meetings,
actually pay attention,
578
00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,189
and most importantly,
I'll bring back
579
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:35,469
party sub leftovers.
580
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,394
Thank you, Scully.
581
00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:38,662
"Pick Amy, dummies."
582
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,233
Hello.
583
00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:47,170
Hey.
How'd you find me?
584
00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:48,649
I'm a Detective, remember?
585
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,375
I also went into a bunch
of wrong offices first.
586
00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:53,010
Stole hella peppermints.
587
00:19:53,011 --> 00:19:54,578
So what's up?
You here to yell at me again
588
00:19:54,579 --> 00:19:55,579
for doing my job?
589
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,347
No, I'm here
to ask you out.
590
00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:58,682
- Oh.
- Yeah.
591
00:19:58,683 --> 00:19:59,683
There's a bar
in the West Village
592
00:19:59,684 --> 00:20:00,851
that has a bunch
of ping-pong tables,
593
00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:02,286
so I thought we could
head over there
594
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:05,124
and have a drink, talk,
and then, with any luck,
595
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,224
things will get uncomfortably
competitive.
596
00:20:07,225 --> 00:20:08,258
That sounds fun.
597
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,393
Look, if we're going
to do this,
598
00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:11,228
we're gonna have
to have a couple of rules.
599
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,030
Rule number one,
starting right now:
600
00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,331
No work talk.
601
00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:16,233
Perfect, we can just skip
straight to making out
602
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:20,180
on your desk.
603
00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:23,840
Yeah, that's not my desk.
This is.
604
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:25,108
Copy that.
605
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:26,944
Blame it on the janitor
and make a break for it?
606
00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:29,521
- Absolutely.
- After you.
607
00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:34,611
Charles, I'm sorry that neither
of us have the room.
608
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:38,655
Yes. I, too, am disappointed
by this unfortunate stalemate.
609
00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:40,924
Why are you talking
all victorian?
610
00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:42,893
You're lying about something.
That's what that means.
611
00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:44,952
Nonsense, m'lady.
612
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,499
Okay, fine... I might not be
in that hotel room right now,
613
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,252
but my gene pool is.
614
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:51,101
Ew.
615
00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:52,504
What'd you do
in there?
616
00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:54,173
I gave the hotel room
to my father
617
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:56,632
and told him to check in
under my name.
618
00:20:56,638 --> 00:21:00,177
What? No!
I gave my key to my mom!
619
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,546
Hey.
620
00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:04,481
Oh, I'm sorry.
I must have the wrong room.
621
00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:05,883
That's okay.
622
00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:08,318
Hey, wait a second,
do we know each other?
623
00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:09,686
Is your daughter Gina?
624
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:13,323
Yes! And you're that
little man's father, Boyle.
625
00:21:13,324 --> 00:21:14,324
Yeah.
626
00:21:14,325 --> 00:21:16,026
We met at the family
food drive.
627
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:17,427
I'm Darlene Linetti.
628
00:21:17,428 --> 00:21:21,365
Lynn Boyle,
pleased to re-meet you.
629
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,066
So what do you think's
going on here?
630
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,134
Mix up or something?
631
00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:25,702
I don't know.
632
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:26,904
Regina's been
encouraging me
633
00:21:26,905 --> 00:21:31,408
to have some...
Romantic adventures.
634
00:21:31,409 --> 00:21:32,543
Holy cow.
635
00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:36,547
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