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Morning.
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Who are those for?
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Captain Holt's uncle
passed away.
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They weren't close,
but I wanted to do something.
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Interesting.
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Flowers are a bold choice,
Santiago,
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but I can still beat you.
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Beat me
at expressing condolences?
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Yup, it's on.
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Flowers are a gift,
and Captain Holt hates gifts.
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I think a thoughtful email
is the way to go here.
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"Dear Captain, we were all
so sorry for your loss."
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Group sentiment,
very meaningful.
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"Please let us know if there's
anything we can do."
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Selfless act.
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Very respectful.
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Correct, I am the King
of respectfulness, bitches!
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Hey, did you send that from
your personal or work account?
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Personal...
It's a personal matter
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involving a personal friend
and his personal uncle.
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So you remembered to turn off
your signature, right?
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Oh, no.
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Hey, Captain, I just
sent you an email, uh...
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"Dear Captain, we were all
so sorry for your loss.
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"Please let us know
if there's anything we can do.
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Sent from my stinky butt."
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I was hacked?
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Thank you for the email.
It means a lot to me.
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You're very welcome.
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I was addressing
your stinky butt.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Okay, guys,
Captain and I are going
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to a charity event
in Brighton beach.
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Have a great Thanksgiving.
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Ahem.
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Sorry, Boyle.
Turkey day.
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Once sergeant Jeffords and I
are gone,
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Peralta will be
the officer in command.
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Jake in charge.
No-look five.
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Whoo!
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That's not your hand.
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Wait.
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Is that a healed-over
earring hole?
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Do you have a scandalous past?
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I was stabbed
in the line of duty.
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The scar extends
through the lobe into the neck.
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No one likes it
when you do that.
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Anyway, thank you for taking
command of the precinct
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over the holiday.
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Not a problem.
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As you all know,
I hate Thanksgiving.
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The pilgrims were murderers,
and turkey tastes like napkins.
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I just hope
that no Amys feel bad
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that I was chosen over Amy.
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Actually, Captain asked me
first, but I had plans.
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Teddy brewed a Thanksgiving pilsner,
and it's bottling day.
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Bottling day?
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Why'd you come in at all?
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And frankly, sir,
I'm a little hurt
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that I wasn't your top choice
to be in charge.
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I'd like to remind you
of what happened
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when I asked you to run
the blood drive.
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So I forgot to put up
the posters, and no one came,
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but don't worry,
because I donated 5 pints
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all by me-self.
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It's one 12-hour shift.
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What are you afraid
is gonna happen?
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Injury, death,
general calamity.
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Just don't burn the place down.
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You can count on me, sir.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Turkey day.
Sorry, Boyle.
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I know you're all leaving
in an hour,
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but until that time,
you're under my command.
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And as leader,
it is my job
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to make my employees' lives
better,
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so what can I do for you?
Gina?
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I would like to answer the phone
always just like, "eh-heh?"
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Done. Charles?
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Lift the precinct-wide ban on me
saying the word "succulent."
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Done.
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I want to work
in the break room,
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so I don't have to hear
Charles say "succulent."
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Done, done,
Done-zel Washington.
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If she's working
in the break room,
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can I move my nap couch
out into the bullpen?
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Brooks and done.
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Oh, so your plan is to not
take this seriously at all?
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Oh, I am as serious
as a heart attack.
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No offense, Scully.
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Eh, mine are never
that serious.
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I call 'em "oopsies."
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You can't just grant wishes,
Jake.
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You're a boss,
not a genie.
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I am both.
I am a boss-genie.
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And this office is my lamp.
Who likes me being in charge?
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Succulent.
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Thanks for coming
to this event, sergeant.
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Always happy to spend time
with you, sir.
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Thank you.
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Plus, the longer I stay out
of my house today, the better.
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My brother-in-law Zeke
is in town.
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Oh, I remember Zeke.
Large gentleman.
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Calls you tiny Terry.
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Also teensy Terry,
teeny-weeny Terry-Berry,
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and Li'l Dum-Dum.
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You know, it's the lack
of effort on that last one
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that really gets me.
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You're a grown man, sergeant,
strong like an oak.
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That's a pretty good tree.
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It's a mighty tree.
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So why not stand up
to this Zeke?
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I get so intimidated
around him.
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Thanks for the sandwich,
Li'l Dum-Dum.
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If you wanted to get
out of the house,
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why didn't you just volunteer
to run the precinct
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instead of Peralta?
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I'd much rather
have you in charge.
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Don't worry about Jake.
He's gonna do great.
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He can be very responsible.
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Okay, the elevator door
is the goal.
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Try and score on me.
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Ah!
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Yes!
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All right, it's noon.
We're going home.
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See you later, boss-genie.
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Succulent bossing, Jakey.
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I'm gonna go home
and stuff my goose.
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Wait, Boyle, powder.
What is that powder?
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I don't know.
I don't know, what do we do?
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Okay, everyone,
we are in lockdown,
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which means no one can come
in or out of the precinct.
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Now, apparently,
three other precincts received
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similar packages this month,
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and they were all
baking powder.
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Nevertheless, Hazmat
has to run a quick test,
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but I anticipate we'll all
be out of here momentarily.
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In the meantime,
I suggest we turn this lockdown
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into a pop-and-lockdown.
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Right?
Am I right?
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Huh?
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Okay, so I'll keep
everyone updated,
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and keep working
on your dance moves.
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Jake, what are you doing?
This is a crisis.
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I'm trying to keep morale up,
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because Hazmat said
it's almost definitely a hoax.
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Almost?
What if it's Anthrax?
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We are all 100% gonna die!
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Guys!
You're freaking people out.
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Can you please calm it down?
We're doing fine here.
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Not Hitchcock.
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He got trapped
out on the balcony.
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I don't like him alone
out there, not with his history.
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I mean, what if he
gets up on a ledge?
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What, you think
he's gonna jump?
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No, he's just always
falling off things.
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He's got a worm living in his
ear that affects his balance.
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Oh, well, then he's not
truly alone out there, right?
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Okay, I'm gonna call Holt.
You want to come?
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Yeah.
Too bad, you're not invited.
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I'm in charge.
Bye!
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Okay, keep me posted.
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Peralta seems to have it
under control.
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He said things were "dope."
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I want to monitor
the situation.
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I need to get somewhere
with an Internet connection
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and a landline.
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You live out here.
Do you have a home office?
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Well, yeah, but Zeke is
in that room, and...
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Perfect.
Let's go there.
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Or my neighbors
are out of town.
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We could break
into their place.
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Fine, we'll go to my house.
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Or as Zeke calls it,
tiny Terry's hobbit hole.
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All right, sorry for the delay,
but I have some news.
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I gotta say,
your Hazmat suit is super scary.
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You should talk
in a silly voice,
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so you seem less terrifying.
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Well, we ran our test.
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See, even that would be
much less ominous
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if you just did
a grover voice.
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Well, we ran our tests.
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And it's not baking powder.
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There's a chance
it's toxic.
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What?
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We know it's not baking powder.
What is it?
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We don't know yet, sir,
but we are...
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Sir, you shouldn't have to be
below eye level,
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so I'm gonna hold you up.
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Okay, you do look good
in Amy's purple shirt.
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Anyways, it's Thanksgiving,
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so the emergency services lab
is closed.
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They're gonna reopen them,
but it'll be at least five hours
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till they can run
detailed tests.
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Boyle, status report?
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We're locked down
with 42 civilians,
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divided into four factions.
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First, we have 12 perps
locked up in holding.
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Okay, we will call them
the dirty dozen.
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Oh, I love it.
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Second faction
is the innocent people
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who just had the bad luck
of being here,
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some witnesses,
some mugging victims,
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couple food delivery guys.
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Great, we'll refer to them
as the normies.
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Third faction is trouble:
Your snitches, your suspects,
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couple of gang members
here to pick up their friends.
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Permission to give them
a nickname, sir?
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Permission granted.
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The naughty boys.
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Permission denied.
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We will refer to them
exclusively
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as the doinkmeisters.
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Way better.
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The last faction is the worst,
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six lawyers.
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Ugh,
you know what,
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I'm just gonna call them
the vegetable medley,
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because that's the grossest
thing I can think of.
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So what's the plan?
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Sir, I think we should
separate the factions,
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so we don't become
outnumbered.
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We should start rationing
the food now,
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and we should tell people
that we're in for a long night,
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because the substance
is not baking powder.
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Whoa, whoa, that's just gonna
freak everyone out.
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We want people to be
happy and calm.
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We should play them sade.
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Keeping the peace is important.
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I'm not there
to read the situation,
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but... and I can't believe
I'm actually saying this...
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I did leave Peralta in charge,
so call me if you need anything.
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Oh, sir, one other thing,
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Hitchcock got trapped
out on the balcony.
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Good, sounds like
we dodged a bullet there.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's settled.
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Diaz, Santiago,
I want you out there with me,
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keeping people's morale up.
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Boyle, you go
through security footage
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and see if you can see
who brought in that box.
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Okay, but, I mean, I thought
since you were in charge,
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maybe I could be your right-hand
man, your tinker bell.
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Tinker bell?
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Let me tell you something
about tinker bell.
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Tinker bell is
a loyal lieutenant
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and a real Thorn
in the side of Captain Hook.
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Fine, done,
you're my number two.
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Yes!
I made number two.
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I hear it.
Why would I ever say that?
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Thank you.
251
00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:47,228
I got ahold of E.S.U.
252
00:08:47,263 --> 00:08:49,531
The lab tech is en route
from his home in New Jersey.
253
00:08:49,532 --> 00:08:52,901
Sergeant, is there any way
you can replace this large ball
254
00:08:52,935 --> 00:08:55,337
with a chair that is
actually a chair?
255
00:08:55,338 --> 00:08:57,238
I'm sorry, sir,
that's all I've got.
256
00:08:57,273 --> 00:08:58,840
But it's good for your core.
257
00:08:58,874 --> 00:09:00,976
Yes.
My core, it's engaged.
258
00:09:00,977 --> 00:09:02,844
I wouldn't take fitness tips
259
00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:04,245
from this shrimp.
260
00:09:04,246 --> 00:09:07,182
Sir, you remember
my brother-in-law, Zeke?
261
00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:08,650
- Yes, hello.
- Hey.
262
00:09:08,684 --> 00:09:11,186
What happened to the game
I was dvr-ing?
263
00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:12,787
I was recording it
for later.
264
00:09:12,788 --> 00:09:14,889
Well, the Captain wanted
to have the news on,
265
00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:17,325
so I stopped the recording.
266
00:09:17,326 --> 00:09:19,127
Well, the game was
a blowout anyway.
267
00:09:19,161 --> 00:09:22,230
I mean everyone died.
Sports are canceled.
268
00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:25,700
You better hope
that's true.
269
00:09:26,736 --> 00:09:28,470
Good, he's gone.
270
00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:31,072
Now, let's get serious
and focus up.
271
00:09:33,342 --> 00:09:35,644
Just trying to get
to the printer.
272
00:09:36,746 --> 00:09:38,813
Hey, hey, hey, people.
273
00:09:38,814 --> 00:09:41,449
How about everyone come on,
bring it in here, gather around?
274
00:09:41,484 --> 00:09:43,952
So how we all holding up?
275
00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:46,421
Not good.
We're trapped on Thanksgiving.
276
00:09:46,422 --> 00:09:47,422
What's going on, man?
277
00:09:47,423 --> 00:09:48,657
Okay, great,
first off,
278
00:09:48,658 --> 00:09:50,158
happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
279
00:09:50,159 --> 00:09:51,626
Shout-out to turkey.
280
00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:52,827
Whoo-whoo!
281
00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,963
Thank you.
All right, so here's the deal.
282
00:09:54,964 --> 00:09:57,165
We are still awaiting
the initial test results,
283
00:09:57,199 --> 00:09:58,533
but hopefully,
we'll hear soon
284
00:09:58,534 --> 00:10:00,168
that it's all harmless
and we can all go home soon.
285
00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,169
You're doing a great...
286
00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,604
What are you doing?
287
00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:04,239
I'm whispering in your ear.
It's what a number two does.
288
00:10:04,273 --> 00:10:05,674
It was way too close.
289
00:10:05,675 --> 00:10:06,983
Can you say it quietly
to me, please?
290
00:10:07,009 --> 00:10:09,277
This is going really well.
291
00:10:09,278 --> 00:10:11,446
Okay.
292
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,615
At any rate, I figured
we could pass the time
293
00:10:13,616 --> 00:10:15,684
and do something fun,
maybe a movie night.
294
00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:19,321
Our options are a bootleg copy
of the Diane Keaton classic,
295
00:10:19,322 --> 00:10:20,422
something's gotta give.
296
00:10:20,456 --> 00:10:21,556
Movie's hilarious.
297
00:10:21,591 --> 00:10:22,591
Okay, surprising opinion.
298
00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:23,825
We'll talk about that later.
299
00:10:23,826 --> 00:10:26,328
And our second option
is surveillance footage
300
00:10:26,362 --> 00:10:27,896
of Detective Amy Santiago
soliciting drugs
301
00:10:27,897 --> 00:10:29,164
using perfect grammar.
302
00:10:29,198 --> 00:10:31,533
It's not that weird to say,
"may I have some cocaine?"
303
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,668
It is.
Those options suck.
304
00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:36,004
Fair enough, why don't we have
a talent show then?
305
00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:37,205
Who has a special talent?
306
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:39,040
Oh, I just learned
the single ladies dance.
307
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,508
Hey! Yes!
308
00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:43,278
People love it.
309
00:10:43,312 --> 00:10:46,114
Look at that, two painted ladies
just joined in.
310
00:10:46,148 --> 00:10:47,549
You got to admit,
311
00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:50,552
Boyle really knows
how to move his pelvis.
312
00:10:50,553 --> 00:10:52,487
I can't believe this is
one of the last things
313
00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:54,322
I'm ever gonna see.
314
00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:55,757
Actually, with Anthrax,
the last things you'll see
315
00:10:55,758 --> 00:11:00,729
will be doctor, blood, doctor,
pus, scab, nothing.
316
00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:01,897
Why are you saying that?
317
00:11:01,898 --> 00:11:02,964
'Cause you're being
melodramatic,
318
00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:03,965
so I'm making fun of you.
Fine.
319
00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:05,367
I'm writing you
out of my will.
320
00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:09,170
Say good-bye to my sculpture
of two "jag-u-ars" making love.
321
00:11:09,205 --> 00:11:12,073
Whoo!
This is why I became a cop.
322
00:11:12,108 --> 00:11:14,476
Really?
People love the talent show.
323
00:11:14,477 --> 00:11:16,011
Lawyer guy's doing stand-up.
324
00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:17,746
He's got really good material.
Oh.
325
00:11:17,747 --> 00:11:19,948
There are two jobs
where you have total control
326
00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:22,784
over the people that pay you:
President of a country
327
00:11:22,818 --> 00:11:24,753
and cleaning lady.
328
00:11:25,988 --> 00:11:28,356
I can't believe you gave
the mob a megaphone.
329
00:11:28,391 --> 00:11:30,825
Okay, first of all,
we didn't have a mic,
330
00:11:30,826 --> 00:11:32,460
and second,
it's not a mob.
331
00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:34,663
It's a happy group
of unlikely friends.
332
00:11:34,664 --> 00:11:35,997
Maybe not so happy.
333
00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:38,266
People are starting
to get hungry.
334
00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:40,001
Oh.
Okay, not a problem.
335
00:11:40,036 --> 00:11:42,270
Let's get them
some food.
336
00:11:42,305 --> 00:11:44,439
Voila,
a Thanksgiving feast
337
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,608
from the two delivery guys
who are trapped in here with us,
338
00:11:46,642 --> 00:11:49,311
and paid for by me
with Boyle's money.
339
00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:50,645
Put it on the tab.
340
00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:52,747
What about me?
341
00:11:52,782 --> 00:11:54,783
Uh, I guess
I could have a friend
342
00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,852
throw some pretzels up to you
from the street?
343
00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,086
And soda too?
344
00:11:58,087 --> 00:12:00,488
Fine, I'll have someone
blindly throw
345
00:12:00,489 --> 00:12:02,524
ice-cold metal cans of soda
at you.
346
00:12:04,026 --> 00:12:06,294
Jake, I know you think
this is going well,
347
00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:08,430
but you can't keep putting out
fires as they come up.
348
00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:10,198
You need to set down
some rules.
349
00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,700
It's fine.
Everyone is happy.
350
00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:13,368
Now we just coast
to the all-clear.
351
00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:15,904
We're freezing in here!
We want heat!
352
00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:17,739
We want heat!
353
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,341
We want heat!
354
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,477
We want heat! We want heat!
355
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:23,612
What?
356
00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:24,980
I'm glad I gave them
the megaphone.
357
00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:26,381
It helps me
hear their concerns.
358
00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:28,183
Now, if you'll excuse me,
359
00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:31,620
I need to go find
a couple bags... of heat.
360
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:36,310
Charles and I arrest the guy
a couple of years ago
361
00:12:36,311 --> 00:12:38,112
that was selling
knock-off designer coats.
362
00:12:38,113 --> 00:12:39,480
We just gotta find
the box they're in,
363
00:12:39,481 --> 00:12:41,348
and everyone will be
warm and happy.
364
00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,850
You can't let them
gang up on you.
365
00:12:42,851 --> 00:12:43,984
You need to man up.
366
00:12:43,985 --> 00:12:46,153
Man up?
Sexist.
367
00:12:46,187 --> 00:12:49,123
I'm sorry,
but I don't see gender, sir.
368
00:12:49,124 --> 00:12:50,491
Tell them the truth
about the powder,
369
00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,359
tell them that
they're gonna be here awhile,
370
00:12:52,393 --> 00:12:53,627
and tell them
that they might have to be
371
00:12:53,628 --> 00:12:54,828
a little uncomfortable.
372
00:12:54,829 --> 00:12:57,831
Uncomfortable because of how
amazing I look in this?
373
00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:01,535
Zeke, I'm sorry,
but Captain thinks
374
00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:03,570
we're gonna have to use
your room for a little longer.
375
00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:04,604
No problem.
376
00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:06,607
Really?
Yeah, I feel you.
377
00:13:06,608 --> 00:13:09,543
I got a boss that's a jerk
like that too.
378
00:13:09,544 --> 00:13:10,978
Right.
379
00:13:10,979 --> 00:13:12,579
The Captain's the worst.
380
00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:16,116
Sometimes, I call him
Holt the dolt.
381
00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:18,285
That's cold.
382
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,720
Stay tough, brother.
383
00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,622
Brother?
384
00:13:21,623 --> 00:13:23,991
Brother.
I will, brother.
385
00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:25,426
All right.
386
00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,693
Talk to you later, brother.
387
00:13:26,728 --> 00:13:28,862
See you, brother.
388
00:13:28,897 --> 00:13:31,187
Bye, brother.
389
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:36,170
Okay, I have finished
my last will and testament.
390
00:13:36,204 --> 00:13:38,706
To Rosa,
I leave you nothing.
391
00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:39,907
Pass.
392
00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:41,742
You can't pass
on me leaving you nothing.
393
00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:42,776
Just did.
394
00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:44,378
Not today, Rosa.
395
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:48,115
To Charles, I leave you
the memories of my supple form.
396
00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:51,819
I'm reminding everyone
of my embarrassing sexual past
397
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,654
'cause I'm hoping
it's the act of charity
398
00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:55,155
that gets me into heaven.
399
00:13:55,156 --> 00:13:56,657
Why is she talking
about heaven?
400
00:13:56,658 --> 00:13:58,625
Is there something wrong here
we don't know about?
401
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,694
No, no, no!
She's just being a funny weirdo.
402
00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:01,694
Everything's fine.
403
00:14:01,696 --> 00:14:03,397
More importantly,
I was not able
404
00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:05,966
to find any "heat"
because it's more of a concept,
405
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,701
but we did find
these beauties.
406
00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:10,471
They're all faux fur
and all the best brands.
407
00:14:10,472 --> 00:14:14,241
We've got ChanelB, Grucci,
Stella McCarKeys.
408
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:15,743
I want the one with the muff.
409
00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:17,711
Great choice, sir, but there's
actually only five coats,
410
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:19,213
so we're gonna have to
figure out a way to share them.
411
00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:21,081
I was thinking maybe
a trivia contest.
412
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:22,883
Screw the coats.
I want more food.
413
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,451
Interesting fact there...
It turns out
414
00:14:24,452 --> 00:14:27,488
the one-time-only feast
was all the food that we had.
415
00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:29,623
What?
You didn't ration the food?
416
00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:31,158
I'm not gonna sit here
and starve.
417
00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:32,459
It's Thanksgiving.
You said it was a hoax.
418
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,428
We're only here
because of some dumb protocol.
419
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:37,364
I'm leaving.
I'm walking out that door.
420
00:14:37,399 --> 00:14:39,033
Jake, you have
to arrest him.
421
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,401
No, it'll only
make things worse.
422
00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:42,403
Look, we're doing this my way.
I'm the Captain now!
423
00:14:42,437 --> 00:14:44,138
That totally sounded
like a movie ref,
424
00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:46,407
but I was actually
being serious.
425
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:47,574
Excuse me, sir?
Hi.
426
00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:49,009
Can I talk to you
in my office for a sec?
427
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:52,079
It's nothing serious,
just a fun chat.
428
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,213
Look, if you don't come with me,
429
00:14:53,214 --> 00:14:54,448
she's going to arrest you.
430
00:14:54,449 --> 00:14:56,350
Hey, are you guys whispering?
431
00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:57,584
I'm Charles Boyle.
432
00:14:57,585 --> 00:15:00,521
I'm sort of the number two guy
around here.
433
00:15:00,555 --> 00:15:03,390
Okay, so first of all,
I'm just gonna set the mood
434
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:05,826
for this meeting,
perhaps a smooth jam.
435
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,895
Ahh.
436
00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:09,263
Yeah, it's good.
437
00:15:10,832 --> 00:15:12,099
All right, here's the deal.
438
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,867
The Hazmat guys did run
some preliminary tests,
439
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:16,070
and the substance
is not baking powder.
440
00:15:16,104 --> 00:15:17,671
Oh.
Was it Anthrax?
441
00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:19,540
They don't know yet,
but I promise you,
442
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,476
as soon they tell me,
you'll be the first to know.
443
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,978
Well, second after me,
so third overall.
444
00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,112
Still pretty good.
445
00:15:25,113 --> 00:15:26,547
I just don't want people
to panic,
446
00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,649
so I'm asking for your help
to keep this thing quiet,
447
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:31,352
so we can have
the chillest biohazard lockdown
448
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:32,786
in Brooklyn,
yeah?
449
00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,888
Of course, I understand.
450
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,724
Great, thank you.
451
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,859
See, if you talk to people
like humans,
452
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,527
they'll be reasonable.
I mean, it's just good...
453
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:41,795
Oh, why is he standing
on that chair?
454
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,195
Hey, everyone!
They lied to us!
455
00:15:44,199 --> 00:15:45,733
It's friggin' Anthrax!
456
00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:53,907
Oh, what you making,
a snack?
457
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:56,977
Oh, the Captain wants
four sandwiches.
458
00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,146
A spoonful of Mayo,
spread evenly,
459
00:15:59,147 --> 00:16:01,181
middle-loaf pieces of bread
only.
460
00:16:01,182 --> 00:16:02,850
What an ass.
461
00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:04,418
Tell me about it...
462
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:05,653
Brother.
463
00:16:08,023 --> 00:16:12,126
Uh, I almost forgot.
He wants a whole pie too.
464
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:14,795
This dude is the worst.
465
00:16:15,964 --> 00:16:18,532
I don't always understand
Peralta's texts.
466
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,467
He says they're still waiting
on the lab,
467
00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:23,470
and "it's allz good."
"Alls" with a "z."
468
00:16:23,505 --> 00:16:26,173
Then a box
with a question mark inside,
469
00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:27,441
another box
with a question mark,
470
00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:28,909
another box
with a question mark,
471
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,377
another box
with a question mark,
472
00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:31,845
another box
with a question mark,
473
00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:34,281
and yet another box
with a question mark.
474
00:16:34,282 --> 00:16:36,350
Then a box
with a question mark.
475
00:16:36,351 --> 00:16:37,618
What does that mean?
476
00:16:37,652 --> 00:16:39,920
It means you don't have emojis
on your phone.
477
00:16:43,158 --> 00:16:47,094
All right, everyone calm down!
Just calm down!
478
00:16:47,128 --> 00:16:49,697
Let us out, or I'm gonna start
breaking things!
479
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,131
This is
a human rights violation!
480
00:16:51,132 --> 00:16:52,566
You can't keep us here!
481
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:56,637
I'm 23, I'm a celebrity,
and today, I'm gonna die!
482
00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,639
Not one word of that
is true.
483
00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:00,174
Ow!
484
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,109
Ooh, Hitchcock's bleeding!
485
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:03,510
He got hit in the head
with a soda can!
486
00:17:03,511 --> 00:17:05,112
He never saw it coming!
487
00:17:05,113 --> 00:17:07,214
Jake, we have to start
putting people in detention.
488
00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,349
We have to quash this.
489
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,850
No, we need them
to calm down.
490
00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:12,052
We need to put on
something's gotta give.
491
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,921
Great idea.
Great movie.
492
00:17:13,955 --> 00:17:16,657
Also, we should probably
put out that fire.
493
00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:26,698
So, Captain,
I have some news.
494
00:17:26,732 --> 00:17:28,266
What happened?
495
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,535
Well, remember when you told me
not to burn down the precinct?
496
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,270
You burned down
the precinct?
497
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:34,472
No,
I had the fire put out
498
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:35,573
almost immediately.
499
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,942
This is a success story.
500
00:17:37,943 --> 00:17:39,077
Tell me exactly
what happened.
501
00:17:39,078 --> 00:17:40,945
Well, it started with Boyle
502
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,113
wanting to say
the word "succulent."
503
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:44,549
Oh, no.
And it ended with a small riot,
504
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:47,485
in which a dirtbag set
Hitchcock's nap couch on fire.
505
00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:48,653
Enough!
506
00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:51,155
Jeffords and I will come
right away.
507
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:54,859
I'm very disappointed
in you.
508
00:17:54,894 --> 00:17:55,994
What's he saying?
509
00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:57,562
He said he's very disappointed
in you.
510
00:17:57,563 --> 00:17:59,564
Oh, man!
511
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,867
You wanted to see me?
512
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:03,902
Yeah.
513
00:18:03,936 --> 00:18:05,303
I know you're too proud
514
00:18:05,304 --> 00:18:07,572
to say "I told you so,"
so I'm just gonna...
515
00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:08,840
Told you so.
Not too proud.
516
00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:09,841
That seems right.
517
00:18:09,842 --> 00:18:11,309
Look, I screwed up,
518
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:13,478
and I think you should take over
command of the precinct.
519
00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:14,612
Been waiting to hear you
say that all day.
520
00:18:14,647 --> 00:18:15,813
I know.
521
00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:17,882
Which is why you shouldn't say it.
What?
522
00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:20,151
You're still trying
to make people happy.
523
00:18:20,152 --> 00:18:22,086
Don't apologize to me.
524
00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:24,289
Be a leader and tell me
what you need me to do.
525
00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:27,759
Tell everyone
what you need them to do.
526
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,360
You're the Captain, Jake.
527
00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,229
I'm the Captain now.
528
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,132
Captain Phillips.
Captain Phillips!
529
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:35,233
That's what it was.
530
00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:36,234
"Look at me, look at me."
531
00:18:36,235 --> 00:18:37,969
Right?
Yeah.
532
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,704
All right, guys, listen up.
All right, listen up, people.
533
00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:41,139
Boyle, you're no longer
my number two.
534
00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:43,141
What did you say to him, Amy?
535
00:18:43,175 --> 00:18:44,776
You've been after my job
this whole time.
536
00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:46,711
It's not Amy.
I don't need a tinker bell.
537
00:18:46,712 --> 00:18:48,813
I need you to find out
where that powder came from.
538
00:18:48,814 --> 00:18:50,582
Scully, I need you
to help Boyle.
539
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,584
Don't worry about Hitchcock.
He'll be fine.
540
00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:54,552
I once saw him fall down
three flights of stairs, get up,
541
00:18:54,553 --> 00:18:56,553
and keep eating his hot dog,
like nothing happened.
542
00:18:56,555 --> 00:18:58,556
You're right.
He's the strongest man we know.
543
00:18:58,591 --> 00:19:00,225
No.
Gina, I know you're scared,
544
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,594
but you got to stop
freaking out the civilians.
545
00:19:02,628 --> 00:19:04,195
Yes, I am very influential.
546
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,065
And, Diaz, you need to stop
making fun of Gina and help her.
547
00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,100
Fine.
All right, everyone, listen up!
548
00:19:09,134 --> 00:19:10,768
I know this is tough to hear,
but we still don't know
549
00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:13,371
what the powder is, and we may
be here for a while yet.
550
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,940
Also, the copy room is now
a detention center
551
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:17,475
for anyone who gets out of line.
552
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:20,078
This is a police station in
a lockdown, not a summer camp.
553
00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:21,513
Ooh,
should we play capture the flag?
554
00:19:21,514 --> 00:19:23,047
Jake!
Right.
555
00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:26,518
Stay tuned for more details.
That'll be all for now.
556
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,219
I'm just gonna go downstairs
and thank your family
557
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,221
for accommodating us.
558
00:19:33,058 --> 00:19:34,726
You will do nothing
of the sort.
559
00:19:34,727 --> 00:19:37,529
Zeke is being nice to me
for the first time ever
560
00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:39,531
because he thinks you're a jerk
just like his boss.
561
00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:42,634
When we go downstairs,
I want you to scream at me.
562
00:19:42,635 --> 00:19:46,137
I want you to really degrade me
in front of my family.
563
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:47,705
And this will make you happy?
564
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,141
It's the best Thanksgiving gift
you could give me.
565
00:19:50,176 --> 00:19:54,746
What an idiotic thing to say.
What's a Thanksgiving gift?
566
00:19:56,515 --> 00:19:58,850
I'm just getting in the zone.
567
00:19:58,884 --> 00:20:00,585
I love it!
568
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:03,288
Also, I said you ate
all that pie.
569
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,623
Can you put some
around your mouth?
570
00:20:05,624 --> 00:20:08,393
Fine.
Crumb me up.
571
00:20:10,229 --> 00:20:12,897
I have news, everyone.
572
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,533
The powder was not harmful.
573
00:20:18,204 --> 00:20:21,239
Scully!
574
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:22,774
Aw, I gotta say,
that's pretty sweet.
575
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:26,211
Oh, the door closed behind him.
Now they're both locked outside.
576
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:27,445
What happened?
What's going on?
577
00:20:27,446 --> 00:20:28,980
Lockdown's officially over.
578
00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:30,615
Squad's heading home
for Thanksgiving.
579
00:20:30,616 --> 00:20:31,616
I don't understand.
580
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,518
Last I heard,
the precinct was on fire,
581
00:20:33,552 --> 00:20:36,187
and we wouldn't get lab results
for another three hours.
582
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:38,523
Boyle sped things up.
583
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,625
I noticed an I.T. guy
we fired two years ago
584
00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:41,993
in surveillance footage.
585
00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:44,362
Turns out he was also fired
from the other precincts.
586
00:20:44,363 --> 00:20:46,164
E.S.U. raided his home
and found
587
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:51,069
bacillus streptomoo-cocomo...
I can't pronounce it.
588
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:53,638
Regardless, he confessed,
and it wasn't poisonous.
589
00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:56,074
All right, it seems like
you turned it around.
590
00:20:56,075 --> 00:20:58,109
Yeah, actually, we're trying
to clean up here, Captain,
591
00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,811
so unless you have something
meaningful to contribute,
592
00:20:59,812 --> 00:21:01,446
you can get the hell out.
593
00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:03,314
Oh, right, sorry,
you weren't here
594
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:05,183
when I switched up
my management style.
595
00:21:05,184 --> 00:21:06,851
That must be so confusing
for you.
596
00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:09,587
Anyways, everyone head on home!
Happy Thanksgiving, guys!
597
00:21:09,588 --> 00:21:11,489
Jake.
Happy turkey day, guys.
598
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:12,590
I'll be in my office.
599
00:21:12,591 --> 00:21:16,594
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