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Interesting.

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Very, very interesting.

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Guys.

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Captain Holt has no pants on.

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Um...

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What?

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He has no pants on, is what.

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Here are the facts:

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At 11:55 A.M.,

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Captain Holt walked past us
holding a hot bowl of soup.

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At 12:03 P.M., I heard him yell...

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Ouch!

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Then at 12:07,

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he called Gina into his office.

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She entered, holding nothing.

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One minute later, she
left holding an opaque bag.

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Captain Holt's pants were in that bag.

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His knees are in the breeze.

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He's in his undies.

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That evidence is circumstantial.

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Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation?

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- No.
- Not really.

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Done.

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Hey, Captain.

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I just need you to sign
something at my desk real quick.

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Just leave it on the couch.

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- Dismissed.
- Okay.

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Sir, you're gonna freak.

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Yo-Yo Ma is in the precinct,

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and he's giving out autographs.

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Yo-Yo Ma is on tour
in Australia right now.

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How would you know that?

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Sir, I'm choking on a lozenge!

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I'm gonna die!

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- I got you, Jake!
- No, no.

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Stop. I swallowed it.

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I swallowed it. It's fine.

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Hey, hey.

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I made you another bowl of soup

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since you spilled yours earlier,

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but you're gonna have to
come over here to get it.

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All right, Peralta, I'm
sick of you wasting time,

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so, yes, I spilled some
minestrone on my pants,

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and I'm sitting in my underwear.

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Happy?

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Yes.

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Ah.

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Sir, I need you to sign off on...

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look at us, just three people with pants on

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having a normal conversation.

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Yep. No story here.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Hello, everybody.

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In my hands, I hold the driving directions

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to this year's detectives-only getaway.

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Give it a cool name, Jake.

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All right, detectives-only getaway...

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d-o-g, dog, dog party...

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Dog Party '15.

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Woof, woof, woof!

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Big shout-out to Charles Boyle

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for hosting us at his
beach house this year.

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Yeah.

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You should really thank my ex-wife.

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We split it in the divorce.

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I get it for December through February.

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Winter B-house! Woof, woof, woof!

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Yeah, that's not really catching on.

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- Aw.
- As always, there will be no spouses,

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no bosses, no work...

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No bedtimes,

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within reason.

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All right, Santiago's feeling rowdy.

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Who else is feeling it?

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I can't wait.

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This weekend, I am Vacation Terry.

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No kids, no responsibilities.

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I'm just a balloon floating
in the great blue sky,

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and I am untethered.

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And just to clarify,

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how untethered is Vacation
Terry from his wife?

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Very tethered.

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All right, anyone else have questions?

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Hitchcock, Scully, you've
been weirdly silent.

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We didn't want to say anything

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that would get us uninvited.

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Smart. All right, get pumped, people.

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Dog Party '15, ooh-ooh!

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Two bottles of vodka.

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Is this gonna be the weekend
we finally meet six-drink Amy?

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Six-drink Amy? What does that mean?

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It's the pinnacle of the
Santiago drunkenness scale.

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One drink, Amy's a little spacey.

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Wait. What?

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Two drinks: Loud Amy.

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You want to get a cab?

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Three drinks:

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Amy dance pants.

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Four-drink Amy is a bit of a pervert.

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Hey, check it out.

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And five-drink Amy

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is weirdly confident.

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Let's do this, little man.

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But I've never seen six-drink Amy.

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Maybe she's the one I could
actually be friends with,

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aka my sasquatch.

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Hey, there, beautiful.

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Marcus, what are you doing here?

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I know you lost your phone charger,

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so I got you a new one,
and I want to make sure

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your phone's all juiced up

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for some sweet long-distance texting.

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Thanks. What do I owe you?

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It's a gift.

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All you got to say is thank you.

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I said thank you. That
was the first thing I said.

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Sorry. You're nice.

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I'll text you.

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Can't wait.

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Inappropriate work kiss.

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Too fast. Can't stop me.

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Rosa D macking down with
her boo on the street!

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I love it.

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Say "boo" again, I will
shoot you in the stomach.

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Fine. "Lover boy" it is.

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What did I just say, Charles?

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- What did I just say?
- You said...

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you said not to say it.

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Peralta, I thought you already left.

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Yeah, I closed a couple of cases

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and had to finish up the paperwork.

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Also, I wanted to thank you again

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for giving us this half day.

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Yes, of course.

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I understand how important
these extravaganzas are.

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I'm sure you'll have a hoot.

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Oh, yeah, although I'm sure our hoots

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pale in comparison to
the hoots that you had

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back in the day.

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I bet things got supes hoots.

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Actually, I wasn't privy to those events.

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As a gay black detective,

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I was excluded from most social gatherings.

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You guys off to play some golf?

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Yeah. You want to caddy?

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No, I do not.

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Yeah.

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Golf sucks.

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I know that wasn't the point of your story.

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- Those guys were jerks.
- Yes.

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But I do envy the camaraderie they shared.

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I've always wanted to
Josh around with my peers.

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So you've never joshed around with anyone?

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Never.

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But go have fun with the squad.

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Really Josh around for me.

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Welcome to château boy-Al.

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Eleanor told me to keep the place clean,

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but I don't care.

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Mommy's out of town, and we're gonna party.

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You call your ex-wife mommy?

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Not consciously.

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This will do just fine.

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You brought pineapple?

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Well, the fanny runs deep.

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I am prepared for any vacation situation.

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I've got a bottle opener, sunscreen,

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inflatable neck pillow.

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Wait. Are we having...

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Fondue?

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Tight.

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Gina, you ready to party or what?

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Don't mind if I... oh.

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Whoa.

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Dang!

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Ah!

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You're two shots behind, Linetti.

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What up, party people?

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You know how I'm always
saying it ain't a real party

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till your boss shows up unexpectedly?

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Well, it's a party.

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What are you talking about?

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Hello,

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party people.

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Peralta told me to say that.

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Yeah, I did.

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♪ Ain't no party like
a Captain Holt party ♪

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♪ 'cause a Captain Holt party ♪

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♪ is a total surprise to everyone ♪

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Okay, well, Captain,

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the only free bedroom is my ex-wife's,

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which is strictly off-limits.

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She locks the door and takes
the handle home with her.

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All right, you can have my bed.

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Charles, I'll take yours.

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Problem solved.

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I'll sleep on the floor.

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Captain, come with me.

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What the hell, Jake?

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No bosses.

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Look, he told me this story

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about how his squad always excluded him,

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and I know I come across
as a cynical, badass cop

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with a checkered past and a thirst for...

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I felt bad.

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You would've too.

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Guys, he just wants to josh around.

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Is that so bad?

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I am dating his nephew.

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Now we're hanging out on weekends?

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What is next?

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Small talk.

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Okay, Amy, you got to be
glad that Holt's here, right?

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I mean, you're basically in love with him.

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I love him.

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I'm not in love with him,

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but I'm definitely not comfortable

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being drunk around him.

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Ames, please keep the volume down, okay?

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Sorry. It's two drinks.

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I can't help it. That's it.

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I'm cutting myself off.

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So Jake messes up, and
you punish me for it?

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Come on, Amy. You're better than that.

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You guys, this is gonna be fine.

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I mean, Terry's our boss, and
he comes with us every year.

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Correction: You bring Vacation Terry,

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and he is no man's boss.

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When the slippers are filled,

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Terry is chilled.

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We're happy the captain's here.

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Thank you, Scully and
Hitchcock, the voice of reason.

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Holt's the big fish we've been waiting for.

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We have an exciting investment
opportunity to pitch him.

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- What?
- It's an offshore casino

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that's currently sunk
off the coast of Delaware.

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No, all right, you guys are both

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officially uninvited
from this whole weekend.

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Too late. We drove up as a group.

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There's no getting rid of us.

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- Ah.
-  Sorry, Jake.

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This weekend's gonna suck.

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All right, you know what?

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You guys are being a bunch of
racist, homophobic golf cops,

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and I for one think this
weekend's gonna be even more fun

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because Holt is here.

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Hey, what are you doing down here?

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Lunch is ready.

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- I'm texting Marcus.
- Mm.

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Texting...

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that's the most intimate
thing you can do to a lover

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with your fingers...

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other than washing their hair.

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So I texted Marcus, and
he hasn't texted me back.

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I can't believe I'm asking
this, but can you help me?

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Oh, Rosa, yes.

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I am the perfect person for this job.

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Okay, let's get busy.

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What was his initial text?

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"I can't believe I miss you this much

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after three hours, X.O."

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X.O.? Girl, marry him.

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- What'd you write back?
- "Ha-ha, lame."

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It's a joke. I was insulting him.

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You know, flirting.

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Think he's mad?

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I bet he's heartbroken.

268
00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:00,919
No, no. We can fix this.

269
00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:04,156
We just have to write a very
sweet, very heartfelt text

270
00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:06,058
that will jump-start the conversation.

271
00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:07,259
"Hey, baby."

272
00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:08,527
I don't call people "baby."

273
00:09:08,561 --> 00:09:09,895
You do now.

274
00:09:09,929 --> 00:09:13,232
So how do you all typically blow off steam?

275
00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:14,633
Does anyone have any formal complaints

276
00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:15,734
about the work environment?

277
00:09:15,769 --> 00:09:17,503
No, no, we usually just gossip, right?

278
00:09:17,537 --> 00:09:18,871
Yeah.

279
00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:20,539
Hey, did everyone see Dave
from downstairs this week?

280
00:09:20,573 --> 00:09:21,540
He shaved his beard.

281
00:09:21,574 --> 00:09:22,574
Oh, my God.

282
00:09:22,609 --> 00:09:24,042
His whole face looks like a butt.

283
00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,413
Ha-ha, Butt Face Dave.

284
00:09:27,447 --> 00:09:28,847
Butt Face Dave, that's his new name,

285
00:09:28,882 --> 00:09:30,783
butt face Dave, 'cause
his face looks like a butt.

286
00:09:32,085 --> 00:09:34,186
I like David. He's a good cop.

287
00:09:37,357 --> 00:09:38,891
- Yeah.
- David is great.

288
00:09:38,925 --> 00:09:41,393
- He's a good dude.
- I like that guy.

289
00:09:41,428 --> 00:09:42,494
I'd like to propose a toast.

290
00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:44,263
- Good idea. Great idea.
- Mm!

291
00:09:44,297 --> 00:09:45,798
Amy, you don't have a drink?

292
00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:46,999
Oh, no, it's okay. I don't...

293
00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:48,901
The captain's making a toast.

294
00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,469
Don't be rude, Prude.

295
00:09:50,503 --> 00:09:52,971
Okay, I guess I'll have one more.

296
00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:54,440
You're on vacation. Who's counting?

297
00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:56,608
I am.

298
00:09:56,643 --> 00:09:58,711
Thank you for inviting me up.

299
00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:00,746
To joshing around together.

300
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,181
- Cheers.
- To joshing!

301
00:10:02,215 --> 00:10:04,383
Joshing.

302
00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:05,851
This is fun.

303
00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:08,020
Ooh, you know what we could do after lunch?

304
00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:09,121
Walk on the beach.

305
00:10:09,155 --> 00:10:10,189
But it's the middle of winter.

306
00:10:10,223 --> 00:10:11,824
Which is ideal, you know?

307
00:10:11,858 --> 00:10:13,492
Not too hot, no crowds.

308
00:10:13,526 --> 00:10:15,094
The sand doesn't get everywhere

309
00:10:15,128 --> 00:10:16,562
'cause it's basically frozen.

310
00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:18,964
Exactly. Who brought their beach boots?

311
00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:20,933
"I did."

312
00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:24,136
Spot-on Rosa impression.

313
00:10:26,806 --> 00:10:28,207
This is nice.

314
00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:30,042
I mean, the wind is unexpected

315
00:10:30,076 --> 00:10:32,478
but welcome and bracing.

316
00:10:32,512 --> 00:10:33,779
Yeah.

317
00:10:33,813 --> 00:10:35,981
It's like a thousand
little needles of happiness

318
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:38,550
shooting into your face.

319
00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:41,186
Well, we've been walking
for about 20 minutes, so...

320
00:10:41,221 --> 00:10:44,056
So we should probably
turn around in another 20.

321
00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:45,524
Good plan...

322
00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:48,260
an 80-minute walk on the beach.

323
00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:49,661
I'm so cold.

324
00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:52,297
Even my fiery dance moves
aren't keeping me warm.

325
00:10:52,332 --> 00:10:55,067
The trick is, you got to be prepared.

326
00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:56,735
Mini cognac, ladies?

327
00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:59,104
Oh, yeah!

328
00:10:59,139 --> 00:11:01,807
Oh, warm me up, you little bastard.

329
00:11:01,841 --> 00:11:03,609
- Mm.
- Four drinks.

330
00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:04,977
Mm, mm, mm.

331
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:07,112
Thank you, Terry's fanny.

332
00:11:07,147 --> 00:11:09,314
And thank you, Poseidon,

333
00:11:09,349 --> 00:11:13,719
great God of the sea!

334
00:11:14,921 --> 00:11:16,755
What are you wearing?

335
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,257
A T-shirt.

336
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,458
I only brought a bikini.

337
00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:20,659
Seems weird to be in front of the captain

338
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:21,694
in a bathing suit.

339
00:11:21,728 --> 00:11:23,896
Got to cover up them thangs, yeah?

340
00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:26,965
FYI: You can still see
them through your shirt.

341
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,535
So here we all are, finally relaxing

342
00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:32,104
as a squad together in the tub.

343
00:11:32,138 --> 00:11:33,138
It's fun, huh?

344
00:11:33,173 --> 00:11:34,773
I can't hear anyone.

345
00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:36,308
Can we please turn off the jets?

346
00:11:36,343 --> 00:11:38,711
Yeah.

347
00:11:41,548 --> 00:11:42,848
That's better.

348
00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:44,817
No more disturbed water.

349
00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:45,884
Good call.

350
00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:47,019
Wow, without the bubbles,

351
00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:48,587
you can really see everything.

352
00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:50,689
Eyes up here, Peralta.

353
00:11:52,659 --> 00:11:54,960
And... snip.

354
00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:56,595
Mazel tov.

355
00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:58,130
Captain, I bet you used to smoke cigars

356
00:11:58,164 --> 00:11:59,765
on the job all the time, right?

357
00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:01,433
No, but I had a partner who did.

358
00:12:01,468 --> 00:12:03,469
Had one burning all day long.

359
00:12:03,503 --> 00:12:04,903
Dan Hammer.

360
00:12:04,938 --> 00:12:06,872
That name is so cool, it
doesn't need a nickname.

361
00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:08,440
Ah, but he had one.

362
00:12:08,475 --> 00:12:09,475
Snake Eyes.

363
00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:10,976
Oh, Snake Eyes is a great one.

364
00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:12,077
Oh, yeah.

365
00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:14,346
He was the toughest son
of a bitch I ever met.

366
00:12:14,381 --> 00:12:16,615
When he died, he stuck
out his middle finger

367
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,784
so he'd be flipping
everyone off at his funeral.

368
00:12:18,818 --> 00:12:21,487
- Oh, that rules.
- Yeah.

369
00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:22,621
Who killed him?

370
00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:23,956
Don't say a white tiger on cocaine,

371
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,124
'cause I will lose it.

372
00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:28,761
No, cancer of the mouth,
tongue, lip, and cheek.

373
00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:31,530
Hmm.

374
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,766
Well, still, the middle
finger thing is cool.

375
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,067
Actually, no one got to see that.

376
00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:36,669
It was closed casket because the doctors

377
00:12:36,703 --> 00:12:38,470
had removed so much of his face.

378
00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:40,072
All right, that's that.

379
00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:43,575
All right, I admit it.

380
00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:45,010
It's weird having the captain here.

381
00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:46,645
It straight up sucks.

382
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,846
Should we just go home?

383
00:12:47,881 --> 00:12:48,847
What do you think, Terry?

384
00:12:48,882 --> 00:12:51,884
I am not going anywhere.

385
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:53,719
I'm playing kwazy kupcakes.

386
00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:55,087
I'm hydrated as hell,

387
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:57,323
and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow.

388
00:12:57,357 --> 00:12:58,757
I've got my own party going on.

389
00:12:58,792 --> 00:12:59,758
Wait a minute.

390
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:02,761
Vacation Terry, you're a genius.

391
00:13:02,796 --> 00:13:04,263
We'll have two parties,

392
00:13:04,297 --> 00:13:06,098
a fun one down here with just us

393
00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:07,666
and then an awkward, uncomfortable one

394
00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:08,834
in the living room with Holt.

395
00:13:08,868 --> 00:13:10,803
He doesn't even have to know about it.

396
00:13:10,837 --> 00:13:12,905
Separate parties, separate but equal...

397
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,473
forget I said that phrase.

398
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:18,905
Ok, we don't have much time.
Captain's in the bathroom,

399
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,379
and we all know how
efficient he is in there.

400
00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:21,914
Here's the plan: The boring Holt party

401
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:22,915
will be in the living room.

402
00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:24,316
At least three of us must be with him

403
00:13:24,351 --> 00:13:25,751
in that room at all times.

404
00:13:25,786 --> 00:13:27,520
It's not a party if
there aren't four people.

405
00:13:27,554 --> 00:13:29,455
Especially between the sheets.

406
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:31,390
The other party will be in here.

407
00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,426
Shifts at each party will
be 20 minutes and staggered.

408
00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,460
Any questions?

409
00:13:34,494 --> 00:13:35,861
How do you get your hair like that?

410
00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:37,363
Born this way... also, Hitchcock and Scully

411
00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:38,898
are not to be left alone with the captain.

412
00:13:38,932 --> 00:13:40,399
They'll annoy him into leaving his party

413
00:13:40,434 --> 00:13:41,967
with their weird sunken casino idea.

414
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:44,337
It's not an idea. It's a scheme.

415
00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:46,605
Okay, that is way worse.

416
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,040
I think this is gonna work.

417
00:13:48,075 --> 00:13:49,275
And who knows?

418
00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:51,911
Maybe the Holt party will even be fun.

419
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:54,113
Now, the recorder is generally thought of

420
00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:55,715
as a training instrument for children,

421
00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:57,416
but listen to it.

422
00:13:57,451 --> 00:14:00,386
In the hands of an expert
like Joram Leifgrum...

423
00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:05,157
The passion is...

424
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,525
breathtaking.

425
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:10,229
Okay, so Marcus wrote,
"what you doing right now?"

426
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:12,031
Then a smiley face blowing a kiss.

427
00:14:12,065 --> 00:14:13,432
Oh, he's good.

428
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:16,235
We could say, "thinking about you."

429
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:17,703
Oh, forget it. That's stupid.

430
00:14:17,738 --> 00:14:20,606
No, Rosa, it's poetry.

431
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,974
Oof.

432
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:23,943
First shift is done.

433
00:14:23,977 --> 00:14:25,544
- How was it?
- I'm not gonna lie.

434
00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:26,712
It was pretty brutal.

435
00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:28,047
But on the plus side, I now hate

436
00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:29,448
a whole new genre of music.

437
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:31,584
All right, Boyle, Rosa, and Amy, you're up.

438
00:14:31,618 --> 00:14:32,618
Come on, get on it.

439
00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:34,987
And under it. Bangarang.

440
00:14:35,022 --> 00:14:36,522
Ames, Ames, Ames.

441
00:14:36,556 --> 00:14:37,657
You don't want to be around Holt

442
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:39,191
in your current state.

443
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:43,663
Say hello to the most
confident woman alive.

444
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:44,930
Gah!

445
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,566
♪ Drink number five ♪

446
00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:50,303
You are a true friend

447
00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:53,606
and a hot little piece.

448
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,207
Good-bye, four-drink Amy.

449
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,343
Sloppy sicko.

450
00:14:58,378 --> 00:15:00,680
His name is...

451
00:15:00,714 --> 00:15:02,281
Blair Underwood.

452
00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:04,417
The man I saw in the grocery
store was Blair Underwood.

453
00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:07,019
Hey, Ray, it's time.

454
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:09,455
For what, Detective Santiago?

455
00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,757
For you to give me a promotion

456
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,159
and a 40% raise.

457
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:15,928
I've been carrying this
squad for two years,

458
00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:18,597
and my back's getting tired.

459
00:15:18,632 --> 00:15:19,799
Excuse me, Captain.

460
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,267
Hey, Amy, can I talk to you for one second?

461
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,035
Uh, you just did.

462
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,837
- Burn.
- Ah, so good.

463
00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:27,907
So, listen, I don't think
overconfident Amy is working out.

464
00:15:27,941 --> 00:15:29,141
Maybe you should go back downstairs.

465
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:31,310
Mm, maybe I should just have another drink.

466
00:15:31,345 --> 00:15:32,878
Get ready, America.

467
00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:34,447
Here comes six...

468
00:15:34,481 --> 00:15:36,515
- Oh, what?
- Okay, that's...

469
00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:40,219
Wait a minute. Why is Scully up here?

470
00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:41,821
Hey, Captain.

471
00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,823
How much does it cost
to raise a sunken ship?

472
00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:46,993
Answer: Less than a casino
makes in a year hopefully.

473
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,494
What a funny riddle.

474
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:50,563
Hey, Scully, there's this
sandwich in the other room

475
00:15:50,597 --> 00:15:51,597
I want to show you.

476
00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:53,466
- Say no more.
- Oh, that was easy.

477
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,967
What the hell, guys?

478
00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:57,303
You can't just let Scully
go wherever he wants.

479
00:15:57,337 --> 00:15:59,772
We lost track of who was where, sorry.

480
00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:02,275
Guys, if we're gonna pull
this off, we need to focus.

481
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,776
- You want to play?
- Yeah, I want to play.

482
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:05,044
It's quarters. What, am I a monster?

483
00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:07,313
Terry, tag me in. You're
on Holt party duty.

484
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:10,316
It seems to me all-wheel drive

485
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,818
is four-wheel drive.

486
00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:16,856
You need something. Who needs something?

487
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,391
I know they say it's not good

488
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:19,825
to have a TV in the bedroom,

489
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,261
which is...

490
00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:23,396
why I don't.

491
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,968
I am the king of quarters!

492
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:33,472
See, I told you guys we'd
still have fun this weekend.

493
00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:35,775
Wait, Terry, aren't you
supposed to be upstairs?

494
00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:38,644
Not now. It's schnapps time.

495
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:40,413
Okay, Amy and Hitchcock are still upstairs.

496
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:41,414
I think we're still good.

497
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:44,917
Six-drink Amy...

498
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,453
is so alone.

499
00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:49,689
Oh, no.

500
00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:51,190
Six-drink Amy isn't fun.

501
00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:53,025
She's just sad. Damn it.

502
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,894
Guys, this is really bad.

503
00:16:54,928 --> 00:16:56,195
Got to get up there.

504
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,430
Now, where is everyone?

505
00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,266
Ah, Detectives.

506
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,969
You were having a party without me.

507
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:05,137
- Captain...
- No need to explain.

508
00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:10,509
This is gonna sound controversial,

509
00:17:10,544 --> 00:17:12,678
but I think that went pretty good.

510
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:15,842
Man, I've never seen Captain
Holt that upset before.

511
00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:17,944
He looks like a sad block of granite.

512
00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,079
What are we gonna do?

513
00:17:19,113 --> 00:17:21,047
How do you cheer up granite?

514
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,582
Well, you could salvage it,

515
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:24,284
much like the casino we've been talk...

516
00:17:24,318 --> 00:17:26,319
- Seriously, stop.
-  I feel awful.

517
00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:29,122
My fanny's not deep enough to fix this.

518
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:32,125
Vacation Terry...

519
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,960
- is dead.
- The fanny.

520
00:17:33,995 --> 00:17:35,295
I'm gonna go talk to Captain Holt.

521
00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:36,796
No, don't do that.

522
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:37,931
I invited him up here.

523
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,466
I should go talk to him.

524
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,234
- Okay.
- What?

525
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,702
Really thought you were
gonna fight me on that,

526
00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:44,037
and then we'd have a
whole back-and-forth,

527
00:17:44,071 --> 00:17:46,172
and eventually you'd go,
"Jake, I respect you",

528
00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:47,407
but I got to do this."

529
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:48,942
No, it's uncomfortable.

530
00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:50,210
I'd much rather you do it.

531
00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:52,212
All right, fine.

532
00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:54,247
Here I go.

533
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,518
- You're walking in place.
- All right!

534
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,410
Hey, I need to write Marcus back fast.

535
00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,911
He's already freaked out
by how long it takes me

536
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,279
to text him back.

537
00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:06,082
Listen, Rosa, there's nothing
I'd rather do in my life

538
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:08,184
than write a sexy text to your boyfriend,

539
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:09,986
but I think this is something
you got to do on your own.

540
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,387
Why?

541
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:12,722
You're so good at being lame, and I'm not.

542
00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:14,190
- Yeah.
- Look, I like him.

543
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:15,358
I really like him.

544
00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:16,693
I don't want to screw this crap up.

545
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:18,094
That's what you should say.

546
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,697
Just take that sentiment,
remove the word "crap,"

547
00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:22,665
and then send it.

548
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,469
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

549
00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:27,637
Gah, I sent it.

550
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,872
He didn't write back, so he hates it.

551
00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:30,673
No, wait. Look.

552
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,043
Okay, oh, okay, "dot, dot, dot."

553
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,111
It's happening.

554
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:37,013
It's a shirtless pic.

555
00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:40,150
We did it. We did it!

556
00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:41,384
Thanks, Boyle.

557
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:43,386
Okay, I'm gonna leave. Don't follow me.

558
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,487
Things are about to get intense.

559
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:45,722
Makes sense.

560
00:18:47,658 --> 00:18:48,892
Ames.

561
00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:50,827
Gina.

562
00:18:50,861 --> 00:18:53,163
You got to see the sasquatch.

563
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:54,697
Was it everything you drumpt?

564
00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:57,734
It was the stuff drumps are made of.

565
00:18:57,768 --> 00:19:00,737
Can you hold my eyes still
till things stop spinning?

566
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:01,871
Okay, let's sit you up.

567
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,106
There. Easy does...

568
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,508
there... oh, there you go.

569
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,377
Now drink this entire glass of water.

570
00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:10,346
You're taking care of me.

571
00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:12,215
Just cause I know you won't remember it.

572
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:15,385
Mm-mm, no.

573
00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:16,586
You like me.

574
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,823
Six-drink Amy is your friend.

575
00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:25,228
And... and she's gonna
be very sick right now.

576
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:26,262
Okay.

577
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,835
I heard you were out here.

578
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,236
Really hate those jets, huh?

579
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,438
I'm not a child. I
don't need a bubble bath.

580
00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:39,509
So listen.

581
00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:41,444
Before you say anything,
I want to say I'm sorry.

582
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:43,246
You're sorry?

583
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,582
Wow, I can't believe I
almost made Terry do this.

584
00:19:45,616 --> 00:19:46,850
Apology accepted.

585
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,084
I was so eager to make up

586
00:19:48,118 --> 00:19:49,786
for all the joshing around I'd missed,

587
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,288
I forgot this getaway is
really for you detectives.

588
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:55,225
And one of the things you're
striving to get away from

589
00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:56,493
is your captain.

590
00:19:56,527 --> 00:20:00,029
Yeah, I mean, it's nothing
against you as a person.

591
00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,297
Everyone loves you,

592
00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:03,066
but you're our captain,

593
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,368
and normally we get really drunk

594
00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,637
and act like crazy idiots
and play stupid games

595
00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,572
where we make fun of the boss.

596
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,742
Which is hard when the boss is present.

597
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:13,843
Yeah.

598
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,780
But not impossible.

599
00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:20,383
I think instead of us rising to your level,

600
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,253
it's maybe time for you
to stoop down to ours.

601
00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:33,830
And that's just the start.

602
00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:36,866
I call the game "Real Ray or Fake Ray?"

603
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,169
And joining us is a
very special contestant,

604
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,803
Captain Ray Holt himself.

605
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,276
All right, here's how the game works.

606
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:47,377
I will say a phrase.

607
00:20:47,411 --> 00:20:48,645
You tell me if I made it up

608
00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:50,446
or if it's something that Captain Holt

609
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:53,616
actually said in real life
to an actual human being.

610
00:20:53,651 --> 00:20:55,118
I understand the logic of this game.

611
00:20:55,152 --> 00:20:57,654
Great! Phrase number one:

612
00:20:57,688 --> 00:21:00,056
"The futility of lighting candles

613
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,591
only to blow them out immediately

614
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:04,961
is just one reason I find
children's birthday parties

615
00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,262
impractical."

616
00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:07,263
- Holt.
- That's Holt.

617
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:08,264
Mm, fake.

618
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,599
I say fake too.

619
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,201
I don't remember saying
it, so it must be fake.

620
00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:12,202
It was real!

621
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:13,269
Oh!

622
00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:15,572
To Terry's kids at their birthday party.

623
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:16,673
Oh, I remember now.

624
00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:17,907
Oh, do another one. Do another one.

625
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:19,409
All right, phrase number two:

626
00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:22,712
"Any smile that lasts longer
than a second and a half

627
00:21:22,746 --> 00:21:25,281
is a con man's ruse."

628
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:27,016
That's fake. That's a fake one.

629
00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:28,384
I said it.

630
00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:29,853
And I meant it!

631
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:31,387
Oh!

632
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,325
Not a doctor. Shh.

633
00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:37,576
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