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Hey, Boyle,
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I need a recommendation
for a good restaurant.
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It's Marcus' birthday
and I want to do something...
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Nice.
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Ooh. Do you want like,
classic, romantic?
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- Or gastro-sensuous?
- Ugh. Never mind.
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I know those categories.
You guys are talking dates.
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Here's what you do:
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Invite him over,
order some fancy take out,
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throw it in a pot,
and act like you cooked it.
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I got the idea
from yahoo! Answers.
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Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot.
We're not married.
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Mm-kay,
you know what time it is?
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Because my hoodie does.
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Look at that.
Mm.
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I have either two
or four words for you.
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Drag queen.
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Dim sum.
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You're talking
about this friday night?
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Everything's gonna be booked.
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We're only 72 hours out
and we're still
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in the brainstorming phase?
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You gotta postpone.
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You can't postpone
a birthday, Amy.
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But, if you can't get a
reservation,
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you can always go home
and shampoo his hair.
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Please stop
always recommending that.
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Well, it's always romantic.
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You can go to the top
of the empire state building,
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that's every romantic.
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Hm. Maybe I will.
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You can pee on the whole city
from up there.
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Come on!
What? Come on!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Take it.
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Take it.
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Come on!
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This stupid machine
won't take my dollar.
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That's half a dollar
taped to a pizza coupon.
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It's good for a cheesy bread
worth $2.50.
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You would've made money
on this deal, machine.
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Hey, sarge,
can I borrow a dollar?
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No. No more loans.
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You already owe me
way too much.
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The bank of Terry
is closed.
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What, are you sailing away
on a tugboat?
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Man, I love tugboats.
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It's not a tugboat!
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I'm locking the vault!
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All right, fine, how much
could I possibly owe you?
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50, 60 bucks?
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$2,437.
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Dollars?
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Wait, of course dollars,
why was that the part
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I was surprised by?
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Jake, I would appreciate it
if you paid me back.
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Well, that's the craziest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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"I would appreciate it
if you paid me back"?
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Good.
So you heard it too.
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I've been in debt
to him forever
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and he's never cared before.
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Something's up.
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I'm gonna drop everything
and figure out
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why he's acting weird.
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Or you could just pay him
what you owe.
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Hilarious, Rosa.
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Hilarious.
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Santiago, whenever you can,
please drop of those case files.
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You got it, partner!
Be right in!
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"Partner"?
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What is going on?
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Is this a make-a-wish thing?
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Are you dying?
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Is it from loneliness?
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I found a mistake in one
of the Captain's old cases
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and he asked me to work
it with him.
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As partners.
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We're taking our relationship
to the next level.
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From awkward underling
to awkward colleague.
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This is a real ugly duckling
story.
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We're gonna bounce ideas
off each other,
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eat street meat while we
stake-out some perp,
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bond over burned coffee...
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Santiago!
Hm?
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Now means now!
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You got it.
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See? He can't wait
to work with me.
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He's clearly pumped.
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Hello, Terry.
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I just thought I'd stop by
and let you know
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that I'm on my way
to the bank.
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That's right.
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I'm gonna pay you back
because I know your secret.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't have a secret.
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Oh, really?
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Fact the first:
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After years of not caring
about my debt,
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you weirdly want me
to pay you back now.
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That implies to me
that there is a sudden,
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unexpected expense.
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Or I got sick of waiting
for you to do the right thing.
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Not plausible.
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You have endless patience
for my shenanigans.
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Fact the second:
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You've had dentist appointments
twice in the past two weeks.
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No one goes to the dentist
that much.
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I haven't been
in seven years.
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You should go
to the dentist, Jake.
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Probably.
My teeth hurt all the time.
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Fact the third:
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I'm really liking this
"fact the" thing.
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I think I'm gonna stick
with it.
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Fact the fourth:
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I found this on your desk.
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It's a list of names.
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Nathaniel Jeffords,
Alexa Jeffords...
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Those are my cousins names.
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Lies!
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There is but one conclusion.
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You, Terry Jeffords,
are pregnant.
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The names are baby names.
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The dentist?
An obstetrician.
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And the money
is for baby things.
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Like diapers.
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What are you talking about, man?
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Yeah.
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That is crazy.
Yeah.
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Damn it!
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Does anybody else know?
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No, just you, and your wife,
and crash.
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That's what I think
you should name the baby.
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Works for a boy
or a girl.
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Listen up, Jake.
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We just found out
Sharon is pregnant
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and it's way too early
to tell anyone.
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This is a secret.
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- Do you understand me?
- Yeah.
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Do you?
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Do you understand me?
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Oh, this got physical
very quickly.
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This is adult stuff, Jake.
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Be serious!
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Look, I promise
I won't tell anyone, all right?
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My lips are sealed.
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Good.
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Do I even weigh
anything to you?
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No.
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It's like holding
a couple of grapes.
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Okay, partner,
let's bang this out.
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Should we grab
a cup of coffee,
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bounce some theories
off each other...
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I solved it already.
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Oh...
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Then should we grab
a cup of coffee,
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you could tell me
what you found out and...
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No, we can do it here.
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The fires were set by
Richard Wilcox,
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the firefighter who was
first on the scene
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at all three fires.
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Okay uh, now we just
have to work backwards,
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figure out why...
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He was up for a promotion
and wanted to look like a hero.
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Yup.
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But how are we gonna find
this bastard?
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After all these years,
you know, it could take...
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He owns a store.
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I have the address.
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Okay.
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I could drive.
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No, you don't know
where we're going.
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But if you'd like
a cup of coffee,
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there's an old bakery
in that neighborhood.
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The coffee there is terrible
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but I would enjoy the nostalgia.
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I love terrible coffee.
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Now let's put away
Richard Wilcox,
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that no-good punk.
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He's 86 years old.
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You don't outgrow punk, sir.
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There you are, sergeant.
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Installment one of TBD.
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1,200 bucks, that's everything
I have.
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You should also note
it's all in singles
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because it takes so many bills
to fill up a briefcase.
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Thanks, Peralta.
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You know, it's nice
to finally have someone
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to share this secret with.
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I'm pregnant, man!
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Yeah!
We're pregnant.
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"We" because I convinced you
not to get a vasectomy.
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So if it wasn't for me,
you'd have no penis.
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You still don't know
what a vasectomy is.
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Hey, so listen,
I was thinking,
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now that I've proven I'm
fiscally responsible,
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how you feel about me
being the godfather?
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How about this?
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You don't tell anyone
about the pregnancy
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for four weeks, and I'll think
about you being the godfather.
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Yes!
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Oh also, I put a list
of baby names in there.
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Nakatomi.
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After the tower in Die Hard.
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Works for a boy or a girl.
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What's going on?
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How'd you get all that money?
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Pfft, by putting bad guys
behind bars.
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I work for a living, jeez.
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I emptied out my checking
account.
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Wait, you've owed Terry
for years,
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and now, suddenly, you give him
every penny you have?
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- Why?
- Why?
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Oh, wait.
Because.
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That is not an answer.
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No. Well, because you guys
got in my head
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about owing Terry money.
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And it convinced me
that it's important
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to pay back your friends.
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Well, you owe all of us money.
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So does that mean you're gonna
pay all of us back?
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Yeah, Jake,
or is there something special
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about your friendship
with Terry?
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Nope.
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Nothing special about Terry.
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I'm gonna pay everyone.
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Man, I really hoped to say
this to a drug dealer
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who killed my whole family,
but...
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It's payback time.
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All right, but a nice little
dent into my Terry debt.
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No applause?
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Seriously?
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Okay, I see how this is gonna
be.
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All right, how much do I owe
the rest of you?
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$4,009.
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What? How is that even possible?
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June 3rd, 2008,
paid for your lunch,
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$8.45.
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June 3rd, 2008,
bought you a soda,
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$1.05.
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June 3rd, 2008, lent you $4,000
for an entertainment system.
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Now there it is.
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I stopped keeping track
after that.
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Sure.
Sure, okay.
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How about the rest of you?
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710 dollarinos.
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$856.32
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okay, very specific.
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I'm sorry you guys,
but I can't pay that.
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It's too much money.
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Why don't you just take back
the money you gave to Terry
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and split it six ways.
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Then at least everyone
gets something.
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Yeah, but Terry needs the money.
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For what?
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Uh, for butt enhancement
surgery.
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Smart.
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That's a real problem area
for Terry.
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Yeah.
What?
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What?
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I am not having butt enhancement
surgery.
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Nor do I need it!
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Okay, so split up the money.
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No, no, no.
How about this?
264
00:08:12,646 --> 00:08:14,380
I'll work off my debt
to each of you.
265
00:08:14,381 --> 00:08:16,615
How's that sound?
I'll do anything you want.
266
00:08:16,616 --> 00:08:18,818
Anything?
267
00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:20,553
Am I the only one that was super
creeped out by that?
268
00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:22,755
No, that was definitely
creepy.
269
00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:24,824
Yeah, he wants you to do
something real weird.
270
00:08:26,049 --> 00:08:27,727
Hello, partner!
271
00:08:27,728 --> 00:08:28,728
Two coffees.
272
00:08:28,729 --> 00:08:30,229
Black for me.
Milk for you.
273
00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,731
You remembered how I like it!
274
00:08:31,732 --> 00:08:33,065
Yes, with milk.
275
00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:34,100
It's just one ingredient.
276
00:08:34,101 --> 00:08:35,101
And you remembered it.
277
00:08:35,102 --> 00:08:36,802
Mm.
278
00:08:36,803 --> 00:08:38,909
Anyway, no sign of Wilcox.
279
00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:41,045
Maybe we should talk
about deets of the case,
280
00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:43,180
plan our next move,
grab a little chow.
281
00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:44,214
No need.
282
00:08:44,215 --> 00:08:46,617
I brought these.
283
00:08:46,618 --> 00:08:48,953
Nutrition bricks.
Hm?
284
00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:52,717
I have original no-flavor
and whole wheat no-flavor.
285
00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,628
Nutrition bricks sound great.
286
00:08:57,629 --> 00:09:00,664
Or we could grab
a little street meat.
287
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,613
Kind of a classic
stakeout food, but whatever.
288
00:09:03,629 --> 00:09:05,002
Huh.
289
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,337
Meat.
290
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,372
From the street.
291
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:11,075
Sounds like a fun treat.
292
00:09:12,143 --> 00:09:13,978
I'm a poet
and didn't even know
293
00:09:13,979 --> 00:09:15,913
I was rhyming those words.
294
00:09:15,914 --> 00:09:17,548
But it happened anyway.
295
00:09:17,549 --> 00:09:19,337
That's a great idea,
partner.
296
00:09:19,353 --> 00:09:21,151
Let's grab some street meat.
297
00:09:21,152 --> 00:09:23,387
Okay!
298
00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,187
How's working your debt off
going?
299
00:09:25,188 --> 00:09:25,990
Horrible.
300
00:09:25,991 --> 00:09:28,259
Rosa's making clean
her motorcycle.
301
00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:29,760
Payback's a bitch.
302
00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:33,030
Ugh! So many great payback lines
wasted on this.
303
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,298
Damn this bike's muddy.
304
00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,866
And this isn't even
the worst thing I had to do.
305
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,102
Gina made me call people
and tell them she was dead
306
00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:40,077
to see how they'd react.
307
00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,526
Is she crying?
Is she crying?
308
00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:43,407
A little.
309
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:47,845
You should be wailing,
you stone cold bitch.
310
00:09:47,846 --> 00:09:49,712
Now call my other grandma.
311
00:09:49,713 --> 00:09:51,714
And then there was Scully.
312
00:09:51,715 --> 00:09:54,051
Lower.
313
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,052
Lower.
314
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,594
I'm at your butt.
Lower!
315
00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,221
Apparently he holds his stress
in the b-cheeks.
316
00:09:59,222 --> 00:10:00,324
Oh, God.
317
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:01,859
I'm so sorry.
318
00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,860
Well, at least I can help you
out.
319
00:10:02,861 --> 00:10:03,961
No, no, no, no.
320
00:10:03,962 --> 00:10:05,396
That'll only make people
suspicious.
321
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,231
Besides, I don't mind
doing all these horrible things,
322
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,766
'cause I want to keep your
secret safe.
323
00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:11,402
For you, and Sharon,
and Miata.
324
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,099
Works for a boy or a girl.
325
00:10:13,115 --> 00:10:15,571
Well, well, well, what are you
hens clucking about?
326
00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:16,707
What?
Nothing.
327
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:17,907
What do you want, Boyle?
328
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,210
To be paid back.
329
00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:20,690
I want you to wash my dogs.
330
00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:24,315
Hm, why would I ask that given
that I know you hate my dogs?
331
00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:25,482
They hump everything.
332
00:10:25,483 --> 00:10:26,717
They're passionate!
333
00:10:26,718 --> 00:10:29,119
But you don't have to wash
them at all
334
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,409
if you just tell me
what's going on here.
335
00:10:31,425 --> 00:10:32,755
You two have a secret.
336
00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:34,291
I can smell it.
337
00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:35,292
Jason, not now.
338
00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:36,494
Down.
339
00:10:36,495 --> 00:10:38,062
Yuck. We don't have a secret,
all right?
340
00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:39,417
Do we have a secret, Terry?
341
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:41,432
If we did, it's a secret
from me.
342
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,893
Okay then, wash my dogs.
343
00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:48,105
And be warned, they just watched
Peabody and Sherman,
344
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,022
so they're extra horny.
345
00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,316
Ah!
Jason!
346
00:10:59,317 --> 00:11:01,022
Wait your turn!
347
00:11:01,038 --> 00:11:04,650
I must say,
this is quite good.
348
00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:07,391
Is this sauce for your chicken
or my lamb?
349
00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:09,208
Hm. I don't know.
350
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,361
Should we try it?
351
00:11:10,362 --> 00:11:12,378
Let's risk it.
352
00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,253
Here we go. Boom.
353
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:19,415
It's amazing.
354
00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,405
I don't care for it.
355
00:11:21,406 --> 00:11:23,541
But I tried!
356
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:24,742
And what a story for Kevin!
357
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,111
So who was your partner
back when you caught
358
00:11:27,112 --> 00:11:28,212
the Brooklyn broiler?
359
00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:29,847
Martin Ormankupp.
360
00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:31,215
He was a great partner.
361
00:11:31,216 --> 00:11:35,653
Smart, loyal, homophobic
but not racist.
362
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,288
In those days,
that was pretty good.
363
00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:39,393
Hm. How long did you work
the case for?
364
00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:42,693
Martin Ormankupp and I
tracked him for eight months.
365
00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:46,430
Almost cost him his marriage
to his wife, Heather Ormankupp.
366
00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:47,818
Oh, sir, look!
367
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,967
Oh, this could be our man.
Let's go.
368
00:11:53,238 --> 00:11:54,605
NYPD.
We're partners.
369
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:57,041
We'd like to ask you
some questions.
370
00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,576
You're not Richard Wilcox!
371
00:11:58,577 --> 00:12:00,978
That's my grandpa.
He died a couple weeks ago.
372
00:12:00,979 --> 00:12:02,803
I'm just here cleaning out
his shop.
373
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:04,749
Oh, no.
Something wrong here.
374
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,050
Oh, you think this punk
is lying, partner?
375
00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:07,251
No.
376
00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:09,053
Something's wrong
in my intestine.
377
00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:10,955
Due to the street meat.
378
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:13,511
- We must go now.
- Okay.
379
00:12:16,328 --> 00:12:17,728
Oh, okay.
380
00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:18,729
All right, I'll drive!
381
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,765
Oh, my...
382
00:12:20,766 --> 00:12:22,269
Sir, we could find
a public bathroom.
383
00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,730
No! This is a very private
emergency!
384
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,871
Ah!
385
00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,809
I'm going to the gym,
then Sharon is gonna take me
386
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,031
to a dentist appointment.
387
00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,980
Damn sarge,
your teeth are messed up.
388
00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,248
Listen up, everybody.
389
00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:39,450
I just forwarded you an email
about the suspect
390
00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:41,118
in those bodega robberies.
391
00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:44,542
Check it out.
We're gonna catch this guy.
392
00:12:44,558 --> 00:12:46,794
All right,
let's see here.
393
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:47,892
Hurricane?
394
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,928
Hurricane Jeffords.
395
00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:52,463
Works for a boy or a girl.
396
00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:54,146
I know what's going on Jake.
397
00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:55,166
Uh, what?
398
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,167
About who?
399
00:12:56,168 --> 00:12:57,168
With you and Terry.
400
00:12:57,169 --> 00:12:58,402
The money, the private convos.
401
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,570
I figured it out.
402
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,272
You stole my idea
to open a bowling alley
403
00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:03,407
and you're gonna do it
with Terry.
404
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,698
Yup, that's it.
405
00:13:04,699 --> 00:13:07,645
Jake. Fingerholes
was our idea.
406
00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:09,829
I do not think it should be
called fingerholes.
407
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,149
You're not calling it
fingerholes?
408
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,184
Good luck, pal.
409
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:14,418
Oh, my God!
410
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,686
Terry's pregnant?
411
00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:16,821
What? How do you know that?
412
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:17,855
We all know.
413
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:19,156
You hit "reply all"
on the email,
414
00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:20,911
grandma Peralta.
415
00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:22,547
Oh, no.
416
00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:28,766
Uh, good.
Great.
417
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,535
The secret is out.
418
00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:34,042
I got humped
by Jason for nothing.
419
00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:38,137
Okay, yes.
Terry is having another kid.
420
00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:39,321
We are pregnant.
421
00:13:39,322 --> 00:13:40,522
But that's a secret.
422
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,057
It's way too soon
to tell anyone.
423
00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:44,560
I only stumbled across it 'cause
I'm such an amazing Detective.
424
00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:46,728
Who accidentally hit "reply all"
like some idiot
425
00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:47,763
on a brunch thread.
426
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:49,364
Yeah, that.
427
00:13:49,365 --> 00:13:51,633
But, look, Terry can't know
the secret is out.
428
00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:53,235
He got the email too, boo.
429
00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:54,770
Crap, you're right.
430
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:56,405
All right, we just have to break
into his email account
431
00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,006
and delete the message
while he's down at the gym.
432
00:13:58,007 --> 00:13:59,508
Great, all right,
here's the plan.
433
00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:00,509
I'll go down there...
434
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:01,510
What are you gonna do, Jake?
435
00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:02,578
I'm obviously about to say.
436
00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:03,879
Okay?
I'll go down there...
437
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,247
Sorry, Jake, I thought
it was a call and response.
438
00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:06,373
It's not.
Okay?
439
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:07,583
I'll go down there...
Are you mad at me?
440
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:09,117
Dude!
Okay?
441
00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:10,219
Here's the plan.
442
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,286
I'll go down to the gym
and have Terry
443
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:12,287
take me through his workout.
444
00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:13,722
You guys get savant from I.T.
445
00:14:13,723 --> 00:14:15,023
to help you hack into his
account.
446
00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:17,626
If anything goes wrong, Scully,
fake a heart attack.
447
00:14:17,627 --> 00:14:18,627
What are you thinking?
448
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,796
Classic angina, or something
sexier,
449
00:14:20,797 --> 00:14:23,131
like um, myocardial infarction?
450
00:14:23,132 --> 00:14:26,902
Just drop down onto the ground
and wiggle.
451
00:14:26,903 --> 00:14:31,139
I'm gonna nail this.
452
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,140
You're back so soon.
453
00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:33,242
Did you catch your guy?
454
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:34,710
No, he was dead.
So I'll never catch him.
455
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:39,314
Also, Amy bought us tainted meat
and now I have diarrhea.
456
00:14:39,315 --> 00:14:41,378
Oof.
457
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:46,855
Hey, Terry.
458
00:14:46,856 --> 00:14:48,323
You get my email?
459
00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:50,042
About how I was coming
down here?
460
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:51,527
No, I haven't checked
my phone.
461
00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:53,595
Oh, no need.
462
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:55,163
I just wanted to make sure
you were here, you know?
463
00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:56,769
You know how I like
to have a weight-mate.
464
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,599
Really?
465
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,167
I have never seen you
in the gym.
466
00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:00,168
What?
467
00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:01,603
I basically live here.
468
00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:03,505
I'm a regular gym dandy.
469
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,073
Besides, I gotta get into shape
470
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:06,775
for all the godfathering
I'm gonna do.
471
00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:08,510
I mean, how am I gonna throw
our baby up into the air
472
00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:09,578
with these noodle arms?
473
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:10,579
Good point.
474
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,047
So take me through
your workout, man.
475
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:13,415
Rip me up, you know?
476
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:14,416
Let's rip it out.
477
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,372
Time to rip it down!
478
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,020
Those aren't gym terms.
479
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:19,888
And I don't think
you could handle my workout.
480
00:15:19,889 --> 00:15:20,889
Oh, wow.
481
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,558
Sounds like a challenge to me.
482
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:23,559
Come on.
483
00:15:24,727 --> 00:15:25,727
I got you.
484
00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:26,728
Ready?
Yup.
485
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:27,955
Oh, my God!
So heavy!
486
00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:31,637
This will crack his password,
but it could take an hour.
487
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,836
No way Jake keeps up with Terry
for that long.
488
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:35,037
Have you seen Terry?
489
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,271
Well there's nothing we can do.
490
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:38,140
Unless you can guess
the sarge's password.
491
00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:39,908
"Big muscles"?
Nope.
492
00:15:39,909 --> 00:15:41,710
That's your first guess?
"Big muscles"?
493
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,345
Try his wife's name, Sharon.
494
00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:44,613
Nope.
Sharon1.
495
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:45,848
Nope.
Sharon2.
496
00:15:45,849 --> 00:15:47,216
Nope.
Sharon3.
497
00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:48,383
Nope.
This is stupid.
498
00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:49,852
Come on!
Push it!
499
00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:51,353
Push it!
500
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:53,088
Five!
501
00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:55,441
Ah!
Oh, man.
502
00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:57,413
This is almost too easy.
503
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,594
Are you crying?
504
00:15:58,595 --> 00:16:00,562
No. That's eyeball sweat.
505
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:01,864
All right.
Let's wrap this up.
506
00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:03,398
I gotta call Sharon
and get back to work.
507
00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:04,399
No, no, no, no.
508
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,268
Hey, I thought you said
509
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,803
this was gonna be
a challenge, huh?
510
00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:10,272
This has been a cakewalk
so far.
511
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,207
Oh, you want me
to make this harder?
512
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,442
Yes.
513
00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:14,443
That is what I want.
514
00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:15,978
More harder exercise.
515
00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:17,779
Look, sarge!
516
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,248
I've burnt 200 calories.
517
00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:20,482
That's your heart rate.
518
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:22,187
Yeah.
That checks out.
519
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:25,387
Come on, Jack,
ten more minutes.
520
00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,443
I think we should stop now,
Peralta.
521
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,724
No, no.
I'm still good.
522
00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:29,725
Check this out.
523
00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:34,663
Right hook, right hook,
uppercut.
524
00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:38,433
My arms don't seem to be
responding to my brain anymore.
525
00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:39,468
Nope.
526
00:16:39,469 --> 00:16:41,703
Ugh! God,
I hate how hard it is
527
00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:43,672
to guess other people's
passwords.
528
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,440
Wait!
Everyone, wait!
529
00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:50,245
Try "yogurt."
530
00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:51,246
We're in!
531
00:16:52,816 --> 00:16:54,428
Terry loves yogurt.
532
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:55,717
Come on, Jake!
Let's go!
533
00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:57,786
So how much blood do you
usually have in your mouth
534
00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:58,787
when you do this?
535
00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:02,791
None.
536
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:03,992
Great, I'm done.
537
00:17:03,993 --> 00:17:07,096
Great workout, sarge.
538
00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:09,832
Ah, Boyle, I need to throw away
this piece of paper
539
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:10,999
but I can't move my body.
540
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
On it, Jakey.
541
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,402
It's show time, here we go.
542
00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:16,063
I love this, we're like
Batman and Alfred.
543
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,539
You'd rather be Alfred
than Robin?
544
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,108
He has access to the batcave,
plus, he gets to drive
545
00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:22,664
all of Batman's girlfriends home
and dish.
546
00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:24,333
Doy.
547
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,515
Oh, hey!
How are you Mrs. Sarge?
548
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,878
You look normal.
549
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:30,486
Hi, Jake.
Charles.
550
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:31,954
Uh, hold on, honey.
551
00:17:31,955 --> 00:17:34,676
I gotta check my emails
and then I'll be ready to go.
552
00:17:44,107 --> 00:17:46,635
Okay, all set.
553
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:47,636
All right, have fun.
554
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:48,637
Yeah.
555
00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:49,671
Sergeant Jeffords.
Sharon.
556
00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:50,906
The Captain's back?
When he get back?
557
00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:51,974
Turn me around!
558
00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:53,075
I'm not feeling well.
559
00:17:53,076 --> 00:17:54,176
I have an appointment
at the restroom
560
00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:56,145
but I gather congratulations
are in order.
561
00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:56,979
For what?
562
00:17:56,995 --> 00:17:58,447
Oh, Peralta sent everyone
in the office
563
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,482
an email about what to name
your new baby.
564
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:04,386
For what it's worth,
I really like the name Todd.
565
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,405
Terrence, what is he talking
about?
566
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:11,527
Yeah, Peralta!
What is he talking about?
567
00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:13,454
Hey.
568
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,396
Scully! Now!
569
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:18,067
Oh, no!
He's having a heart attack!
570
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,736
This is a man's life,
you calloused bastards!
571
00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:27,019
Terry, I am so sorry.
572
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,302
You should be sorry.
573
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:29,644
Should I get out of here
574
00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:31,279
or should I just fade
into the background
575
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,348
until you need me
to wheel you out?
576
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:35,850
I'll fade.
I'll fade.
577
00:18:35,851 --> 00:18:37,419
You promised
you wouldn't tell anyone.
578
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,021
I know, but I can't help it
if everyone in this precinct
579
00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:41,389
is a brilliant Detective.
580
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:43,325
You emailed them all!
581
00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:44,359
With your email!
582
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,727
To their emails!
583
00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:48,129
Okay, yes, that was one fact
that may have helped them
584
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,932
crack the case,
but Boyle was closing in.
585
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,167
I was actually way off.
586
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,703
All my theories
were bowling alley related.
587
00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:57,272
Fading, fading again.
588
00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:58,373
Look, I know I messed up.
589
00:18:58,374 --> 00:18:59,641
But it was an honest mistake.
590
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:01,910
I promise you, I was taking it
seriously.
591
00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:04,016
What was the email
you sent everyone about?
592
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,815
How you should name your kid
hurricane.
593
00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:08,312
Wheel him out, Charles.
594
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,184
Wait.
595
00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:11,019
Does this mean I can't be
the godfather?
596
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,454
I said wheel him out.
597
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:13,755
You can be my godfather, Jake.
598
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:15,442
You're older than me!
599
00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:20,328
Captain?
How are you feeling?
600
00:19:20,329 --> 00:19:21,530
Better today.
601
00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:24,032
I even managed to eat some
plain toast this morning.
602
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,100
Smart.
603
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,134
Something bland.
604
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:27,569
That's my favorite breakfast.
605
00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:29,037
Right.
606
00:19:29,038 --> 00:19:31,806
Sir, I'm sorry.
607
00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:34,042
I wanted to be a great partner.
608
00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,577
A Martin Ormankupp.
609
00:19:35,578 --> 00:19:37,879
But instead, I was the partner
who made you sick.
610
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,316
Can I tell you something
about Martin Ormankupp?
611
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:42,684
On our second day as partners,
612
00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:45,187
Martin Ormankupp was kicked
in the crotch by a police horse.
613
00:19:45,188 --> 00:19:46,955
Not what I was expecting you
to say.
614
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,857
Of all the cases that we worked,
that moment was the one
615
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,625
that bonded us the most.
616
00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:52,093
Because that's what
we laughed about.
617
00:19:52,094 --> 00:19:54,930
After his surgery
and months long rehab.
618
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,431
It was a terrible ordeal
for both Martin
619
00:19:56,432 --> 00:19:57,986
and Heather Ormankupp.
620
00:19:57,987 --> 00:20:03,063
Mm. So you think we can laugh
about me poisoning you?
621
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:04,806
Yes, I do.
622
00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:05,841
Someday.
623
00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:08,443
Perhaps over street meat.
624
00:20:09,445 --> 00:20:10,712
Sir, did you just laugh?
625
00:20:10,713 --> 00:20:11,880
Uproariously.
626
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,381
Oh, my God.
627
00:20:13,382 --> 00:20:15,217
It's happening.
628
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:17,077
Yup.
629
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,420
Here, sarge.
630
00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:20,050
It's the rest of the money
I owe you.
631
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,389
1,237 bucks.
632
00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:23,191
I thought you already drained
your bank account.
633
00:20:23,192 --> 00:20:24,593
I sold my car.
634
00:20:24,594 --> 00:20:26,181
It's not a big deal.
635
00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:28,714
Oh, my God!
This is such a huge deal!
636
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,834
I can't un-tell your secret.
637
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:34,402
The best I can do is make sure
no one talks about it
638
00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:38,182
for the next four weeks
and pay back your money, so.
639
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,778
Jake, hold up.
640
00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,310
Yeah?
641
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:44,062
I was wondering if you still
wanted to be the godfather.
642
00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:46,248
Wait, seriously?
643
00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:47,649
Yes!
Of course!
644
00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:49,151
That would be amazing.
645
00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:50,485
Thank you.
646
00:20:50,486 --> 00:20:51,787
I'm gonna be such a good
godfather.
647
00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:53,321
You'll see.
I'm gonna be like...
648
00:20:53,322 --> 00:20:55,557
"What's the matter with you? Be a man!"
649
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,892
You know?
650
00:20:56,893 --> 00:20:59,060
You know, obviously I wouldn't
scream that at the baby.
651
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:00,162
That was a bad quote to choose.
652
00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:01,622
But you get what I'm saying.
653
00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:04,666
Yeah, look, that kid
is gonna have a lot of fun
654
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:05,918
hanging out with you.
655
00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:10,005
But I also know that if anything
happened to me and Sharon,
656
00:21:10,006 --> 00:21:13,108
you're responsible enough
to raise the little guy.
657
00:21:13,109 --> 00:21:14,242
Wait,
658
00:21:14,243 --> 00:21:16,378
that's what a
godfather does?
659
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,213
I mean, I knew that.
660
00:21:18,214 --> 00:21:20,248
I can handle it!
661
00:21:20,249 --> 00:21:21,249
Just real quick,
what's a good book
662
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,851
on parenting that you could
recommend.
663
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:24,953
Or better yet, what's a good
movie on parenting?
664
00:21:24,954 --> 00:21:26,054
Terry?
665
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:29,257
Seriously, I have no idea
what to do!
666
00:21:29,258 --> 00:21:30,392
Oh, wait!
667
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:31,960
Yahoo! Answers.
668
00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:36,002
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