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to make it tighter
like you wanted.
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Delicious.
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Jake, have you checked in
with the jeweler?
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Yes.
They said the ring
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will be ready at 2:00
on the wedding day.
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I'm gonna pick it up
on my way to the ceremony.
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This is very important, Jake.
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Are you sure you can handle it?
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Uh, well, let's see.
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Easy, last-minute,
and crucial as hell.
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Meets all the Peralta criteria.
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Good.
These tasks
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are top priority
around here, people.
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I don't care how many
criminals go free.
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All right?
Dismissed.
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Uh, I'm not done
with my briefing yet.
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I said dismissed!
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Guys, guess who
I'm about to see.
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The Bubes?
Michael Buble?
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Okay, you're the only one
who calls him that.
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And no.
Jenny Gildenhorn.
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The girl who dumped you
at your bar mitzvah?
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Yes. I can still see her
slow-dancing with Eddie Fung.
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♪ I'm all out of love ♪
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♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
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I'll never forgive that bitch
for what she did to you.
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Well, you better forgive her
because she's about to become,
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uh, my girlfriend.
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Turns out Gina's mom is friends
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with Jenny Gildenhorn's mom,
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and Jenny is gonna be
at the wedding.
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That's right.
I'm finally gonna get
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the slow-dance
that Fung denied me.
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Is she even single?
Uh-huh.
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For the first time
since we were 13.
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Eddie Fung was replaced
by Colin Brandow,
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then Ethan Stokes,
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then Tanya Astor,
don't tell her mother,
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then she met her husband,
Matt Hench,
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who she divorced
three months ago.
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Probably because
he's a major loser.
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I mean, Assistant U.S. Attorney?
Get a real job.
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You really kept tabs
on her, huh?
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It's most of what I do here.
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A-ee. A-ee.
A-ee. A-ee.
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What's happening?
Is Charles having a stroke?
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No, he's warning me you're here
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so I won't talk
about other girls.
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Just thought it might be
weird for you,
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because of your history.
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It's not weird at all.
Yeah.
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I told Amy I liked her,
she told me she was deeply
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in love with me,
and it's all in the past.
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I did not say "love"
or "deeply."
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It's in the past, Amy.
Move on!
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Rosa, I had a question
about Marcus and the wedding.
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I'm not bringing Marcus.
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You guys broke up, huh?
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Mm, just hit it and quit it.
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We are so similar.
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We did not break up.
I'm just not totally sold
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on the relationship yet,
and I don't wanna bring him
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to some stupid wedding
where he might get
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all romantic and say,
"I love you."
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I mean, what am I
supposed to do then?
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Say "I love you" back?
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I've only said "I love you"
to three people.
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My mom, my dad,
and my dying grandpa.
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And one of those I regret.
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Which one?
Grandpa.
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He beat cancer,
so now I look like an idiot.
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Wow, man.
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Would either of you
like a starring role
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in the wedding of the century?
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I already told you,
I'm not go-go dancing.
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Well, someone's
getting in that cage.
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But more importantly,
my mom's priest dropped out,
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so I need one of you two
to step up.
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Who would be better equipped
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to deliver a heartfelt,
emotional speech about love?
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I have to imagine it's not me.
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I could do it.
I'm already ordained.
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Mario, Karen, yesterday
was chest and shoulders.
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Today, and for the rest
of your life,
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it's heart and soul.
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Smart.
You tailored the ceremony
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to the bride
and groom's interests.
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Yeah. Yeah.
That's totally what I was doing.
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I mean, working out
is not the only thing
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I feel comfortable
talking about.
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Uh, what would you say is your
mom's favorite move at the gym?
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My mom likes champagne,
baked ziti, the Bahamas.
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Charles's dad probably lives
under a bridge
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and uses a puddle as a mirror.
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I don't know.
You figure it out.
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Okay.
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I got the ring.
Let's go.
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Okay, thanks.
Try to stay off heroin.
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Your mom?
No.
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That was my informant.
She spotted my counterfeiter
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four blocks from here.
We have to go check it out.
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Uh, but I wanted to get to
the wedding early
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and reserve a seat so Jenny
can sit on my right side.
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I'm been practicing my crying
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and it turns out
this is my juicier duct.
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Please? I've been chasing
this guy for two years.
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What if it was your collar?
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I would have caught him
nine months ago
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in a shootout on top
of a ferris wheel.
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Minsk is my nemesis.
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He's my Eddie Fung.
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Fung.
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All right, that I understand.
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We'll check out your lead,
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then we'll go to the wedding.
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Let's go find Eddie Fung.
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Minsk.
Right. Minsk.
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Fung.
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Oh, Regina, everything is
so beautiful.
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Well, as long as you're happy,
I'm happy.
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Rosa, ah, there you are.
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Can you help my dad
with his cuff links?
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Sure.
I would do it, but it's bad luck
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for a boy to see his father
on his wedding day.
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Oh, well, in that case, no.
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Rosa, please.
It's a slippery slope
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from uncuffed sleeves
to Lynn just wearing
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an old turtleneck
down the aisle.
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Actually, my dad
can really rock a turtleneck.
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Gives him a sexy
Elliott Gould vibe.
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Charles, shut up.
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Rosa, go find Lynn Boyle
and cuff his ass.
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There you go.
Thanks.
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You nervous?
Oh, not at all.
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I love Darlene Linetti
with all my parts.
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Wow.
I can't ever imagine
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being with someone
and not having any doubts.
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I have little doubts.
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Tiny little doubts.
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You think that's a problem?
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I mean, not if you're sure
she's the one.
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Yes.
Of course.
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But I was sure about
my five other weddings, too.
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Please, don't tell Charles.
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He only... he only knows
about three.
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Back-to-back Catfish
situations, you know?
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Same kid both times actually.
That's okay.
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Just took you a while
to get it right.
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Yeah, or maybe I'm just
doing the same thing
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over and over again.
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Lynn Boyle rushes headlong
into another mistake.
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Like that time
I tried water aerobics
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and I broke my neck.
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This is a disaster.
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All right, I'm gonna
go get Charles.
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I wonder what Jenny Gildenhorn
will be wearing tonight.
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Do you think she'll be in her
high school
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field hockey uniform?
That'd be crazy, right?
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Yes, it'd be crazy if that's
what she wears to a wedding.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Ah, well, I hate to say it,
but there's no sign of Minsk.
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We should really get going.
Jenny awaits.
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Oh, my God.
Look!
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Fung.
Minsk!
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Right, Minsk.
I know it's Minsk.
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Let's go!
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Clear.
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He's gotta be in here somewhere.
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Clear.
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I love this.
Tux on, gun out.
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I feel like James Bond
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and you're my mysterious
femme fatale
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that I've been
partnered with, Maxi Pads.
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Maxi Pads?
I don't know!
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I didn't want to make
the name too sexual
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and I panicked!
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Clear.
If we catch this guy
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in the next 15 minutes,
we can still make the wedding.
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So what's your opening line
gonna be with Jenny Gildenhorn?
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I was thinking I'd go with,
"Jamie Gordenhorn?"
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You know, make it seem like
I haven't been staring at her
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on the Internet
for the past 20 years.
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Or you could call her
by her real name.
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Girls like that.
I don't know.
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I think girls like
being deceived.
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No?
Okay.
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Clear.
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So, you're really okay with me
and Jenny Gildenhorn, huh?
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Totally.
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Stuff with us is in the past.
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We talked about that.
I know.
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But that was before you
saw me in this dope-ass tux.
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I mean, you must be
freaking out.
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Oh, I am.
I'm really into rented clothes.
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I love how many butts
have been in them.
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I know you're making fun of me,
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but that sexy voice
is kinda getting me going.
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But more importantly, this is
a fancy outfit, all right?
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I sprang for the
three button jacket.
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It was $8 extra.
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He's heading for the alley.
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Whoa, hey.
Dad, it's your son under here.
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Charles Boyle.
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Rosa said you had
a personal question.
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No, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm just second-guessing
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every decision I ever made.
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Oh, my God, why did I buy
a cube-shaped car?
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Because you love it. Dad, listen...
Oh!
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Let's just sit down...
Oh!
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Screw a 2,000-year-old
tradition.
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I'm taking the bag off.
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Okay, Dad, listen.
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Everyone gets nervous.
Everyone gets cold feet.
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I was nervous
before I married Eleanor.
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She ended up cheating on you
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with the guy from
the mattress commercials.
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Sleepy Stu?
Don't bring up Sleepy Stu.
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Rosa thinks I should
call off the wedding.
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That is not what I said.
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This is why I don't talk
to people.
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I just asked him
if he was feeling nervous.
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Rosa, you know how suggestible
Boyle men are.
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I saw one Samuel L. Jackson
movie,
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and I wore a Kangol hat
for three years.
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Ah!
There has been a mix-up
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and the caterer has cooked
one of the doves,
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so I need some good news.
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How is that speech going?
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Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
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"Darlene and Lynn,
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"I want you to remember
the words of Luther Vandross:
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"'A thousand kisses from you...
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"'A thousand kisses from you
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"'is never too much...'"
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Every time he reads it,
he breaks down.
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I thought you had
done this before.
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Well, yeah, but that was just
workout metaphors.
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You told me to get gorgeous
with it,
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and it took me to some
very real places.
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Terry, I'm sorry,
but you're fired.
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Captain, the speech is yours.
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It needs to be emotional
and poetic.
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Can you do it?
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Well, my first Captain
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used to call me Emily Dickinson.
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Great.
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Of course, he meant it as
an insult about my sexuality,
249
00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,934
but don't worry.
250
00:08:57,968 --> 00:09:00,937
I am good at emotion.
251
00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:08,044
NYPD!
We know you're here, Minsk!
252
00:09:08,045 --> 00:09:09,846
Freeze!
253
00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,814
Hey!
254
00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:20,590
Gregor Minsk,
you're under arrest.
255
00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:22,024
Oh!
256
00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:23,326
I can't let Jenny see me
like this.
257
00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:24,360
I ripped my cummerbund.
258
00:09:24,394 --> 00:09:25,528
It's okay.
I have an extra one.
259
00:09:25,529 --> 00:09:26,996
You can borrow it.
260
00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:29,665
From my high school
jazz band uniform.
261
00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:30,733
I'm only gonna tell you this
262
00:09:30,734 --> 00:09:32,335
because you were
a great partner today.
263
00:09:32,336 --> 00:09:33,469
Uh-huh?
264
00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:36,639
I played French horn.
265
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,673
I still do.
266
00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:42,481
Oh, whaaaaaaaaat?
267
00:09:44,214 --> 00:09:46,249
The guests are all here
and nothing is ready.
268
00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:49,352
We don't have a ring, the cake
says, "Darlene and Lunn,"
269
00:09:49,353 --> 00:09:50,920
and the smoke machine
is not working.
270
00:09:50,954 --> 00:09:53,089
I could crouch by the altar
and vape.
271
00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:55,324
You are a stone-cold atrocity.
272
00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:59,028
Okay, we just need to make sure
nothing else goes wrong.
273
00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:00,062
Charles...
Hmm?
274
00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:02,198
Where is your dad?
Where is Lunn?
275
00:10:02,232 --> 00:10:04,567
Um, he's still having a little
trouble with his cuff links.
276
00:10:04,568 --> 00:10:07,069
You know us Boyle men
and our clumsy ham hands.
277
00:10:07,104 --> 00:10:08,571
Please say you're not
gonna reference
278
00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:10,006
your ham hands in your toast.
279
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,241
Well, you made me take out
the brother-sister sex stuff,
280
00:10:12,242 --> 00:10:14,243
so there was this big hole
on page 18.
281
00:10:14,278 --> 00:10:15,878
Page 18?
Made it!
282
00:10:15,879 --> 00:10:18,447
Made it in time.
Ew, Amy!
283
00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,249
Your dress is filthy.
284
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,785
Luckily I brought you a spare outfit.
Hmm?
285
00:10:22,786 --> 00:10:24,220
I knew I was gonna hate
whatever you chose.
286
00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:26,289
Oh, my God.
It's Jenny.
287
00:10:26,323 --> 00:10:28,457
She's here.
Okay, how do I look?
288
00:10:28,492 --> 00:10:30,593
You look great.
Go get her, Bond.
289
00:10:30,627 --> 00:10:34,263
Thanks, Maxi Pads.
290
00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:35,865
Jenny Gildenhorn?
291
00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:37,166
I didn't know you were
coming to this.
292
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,202
Jake Peralta?
Yeah.
293
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,469
Oh, my God.
How are you?
294
00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,904
I'm good.
I'm good.
295
00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:43,139
Wow.
296
00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,674
Oh, sorry I'm
a little bit ruffled.
297
00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:47,143
I arrested a very dangerous
counterfeiter on my way here.
298
00:10:47,144 --> 00:10:48,377
Ah, look at that.
299
00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,138
One of my three jacket buttons
is unbuttoned.
300
00:10:50,147 --> 00:10:51,547
Must have happened
during the fight.
301
00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:53,449
That's embarrassing.
302
00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:56,085
Hey, I don't know anyone here.
Want to sit together?
303
00:10:56,119 --> 00:10:57,887
Uh, yes, I would.
304
00:10:57,921 --> 00:10:59,455
After you.
305
00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:00,957
Uh, Jake, wait!
306
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,725
What are you doing?
Give me the ring.
307
00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:04,126
You sound like Gollum.
308
00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:06,162
That means nothing to me.
I don't see those movies.
309
00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:07,430
I'm too pretty.
Okay.
310
00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:08,731
Well, not to worry.
311
00:11:08,732 --> 00:11:10,299
I've got the ring right here.
312
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,601
Nope.
Those are my mints.
313
00:11:11,602 --> 00:11:12,802
I eat mints.
No big deal.
314
00:11:12,836 --> 00:11:16,572
Um... uh-huh...
315
00:11:16,573 --> 00:11:17,607
I lost the ring.
316
00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:19,227
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
317
00:11:20,494 --> 00:11:21,677
I must have dropped the ring
318
00:11:21,678 --> 00:11:23,228
somewhere around here
during the takedown.
319
00:11:23,229 --> 00:11:25,231
I'm so stupid!
No, it's my fault.
320
00:11:25,232 --> 00:11:26,398
I made us go after Minsk.
321
00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:27,533
Please don't climb in here.
322
00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:28,701
I don't want you
smelling like garbage
323
00:11:28,702 --> 00:11:30,469
for your slow-dance
with Jenny Gildenhorn.
324
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,704
Oh, don't worry.
The only thing
325
00:11:31,705 --> 00:11:33,672
I'm gonna smell like
is the Jason Priestly cologne
326
00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:34,940
I wore in middle school.
327
00:11:34,941 --> 00:11:37,743
It's just called "Brandon,"
and it is overpowering.
328
00:11:37,777 --> 00:11:39,678
Jake! Look!
329
00:11:39,713 --> 00:11:41,413
Oh, my God!
You found it!
330
00:11:41,414 --> 00:11:42,413
And you're on one knee.
331
00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,517
Are you proposing?
Yes.
332
00:11:44,518 --> 00:11:46,685
Will you, Jacob Peralta,
accept this ring
333
00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:49,255
and bring it with me to our
weird friends' parents' wedding?
334
00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:51,557
Yes.
A thousand times, yes!
335
00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:53,292
Oh!
336
00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:54,894
Tight.
337
00:11:54,895 --> 00:11:56,729
Yeah, it's so tight, dawg.
338
00:11:56,763 --> 00:11:59,765
And no, I mean the ring
is actually tight.
339
00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:01,100
Amy, it's stuck.
340
00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:03,135
The ring is stuck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
341
00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:04,703
Let me try.
We have to get this off.
342
00:12:04,738 --> 00:12:06,238
Jenny's gonna think I'm married.
343
00:12:06,273 --> 00:12:09,074
Also it'll ruin
Lynn and Darlene's wedding.
344
00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:10,476
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's just us here.
345
00:12:10,477 --> 00:12:12,244
You don't have to pretend
like you care about them.
346
00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:15,080
Okay.
Jake has the ring.
347
00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:17,450
I found an extra place setting
for your psychic.
348
00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:19,819
Strange, she said
you wouldn't be able to.
349
00:12:19,853 --> 00:12:21,120
Because she's a fraud.
350
00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:22,988
You need to start seeing
my psychic.
351
00:12:23,023 --> 00:12:26,792
Best of all, I fixed this!
352
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,761
It's working!
How'd you do that?
353
00:12:28,762 --> 00:12:31,430
I grew up with a smoke machine
in the apartment, Charles.
354
00:12:31,431 --> 00:12:34,567
I liked to enter the kitchen
in the morning with vivacity.
355
00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,969
Regina, you're amazing.
Everything's just perfect.
356
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:40,906
Thank you for making this
the third-best day of my life.
357
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:42,107
Third?
358
00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:43,142
First was having you.
359
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:45,177
Second was sleeping
with a roadie
360
00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:46,479
for the Steve Miller Band.
361
00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:48,347
Oh!
I love you, Mom.
362
00:12:48,381 --> 00:12:49,682
I love you.
I love you.
363
00:12:51,117 --> 00:12:53,052
Grab some of those
if you're throwing 'em out.
364
00:12:53,053 --> 00:12:55,354
Mwah! Mwah!
365
00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:57,590
My mom.
366
00:12:57,624 --> 00:12:59,091
You did so great.
367
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,760
I, however, hit a small snag.
368
00:13:03,563 --> 00:13:05,331
No!
Do not take off that tux, Lynn
369
00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,366
What are you doing?
We had a deal.
370
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:09,068
I said, "If you hurt my mother,
371
00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:11,070
I will cut off
your son's testicles."
372
00:13:11,071 --> 00:13:12,972
You're right.
Cut 'em off!
373
00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:14,373
No!
Okay.
374
00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:16,208
As much as I would love
to do that,
375
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,943
I would like my mom to be happy.
376
00:13:17,944 --> 00:13:19,879
So can you please have a seat?
Mm-hmm.
377
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,481
And just explain to me
what is going on.
378
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:25,084
I'm worried I'm just
rushing into this.
379
00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,585
I barely know your mom.
380
00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:29,154
I don't even know
her favorite kind of soup.
381
00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:30,322
Is it tomato?
382
00:13:30,357 --> 00:13:32,658
Nobody likes soup, Lynn.
383
00:13:32,659 --> 00:13:34,860
You're a family of soup-haters.
384
00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:36,862
What have I done?
Look.
385
00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:39,899
Do you know
why my mom loves you?
386
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,001
Because you take big risks.
387
00:13:42,035 --> 00:13:44,370
Like how you got her that dog
on your second date.
388
00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:45,571
Those kind of things
389
00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:47,840
just blow up in my face
half the time.
390
00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:49,542
I mean, the dog
worked out great, but...
391
00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:51,710
The dog was a disaster.
She hates it.
392
00:13:51,745 --> 00:13:53,913
But she loved that you took
that shot.
393
00:13:53,947 --> 00:13:57,483
Do you know who never,
ever rushes into anything?
394
00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:00,052
Cowards.
395
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,087
That's exactly right, Rosa.
396
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:05,424
Cowards.
And you're a weirdo.
397
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,326
I'd call you a hobbit...
Yeah.
398
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,595
A human pile of mashed potatoes...
Mm-hmm.
399
00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:11,864
But you are no coward,
Lynn Boyle.
400
00:14:11,898 --> 00:14:14,033
Lynn Linetti.
I'm taking your mother's name.
401
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,202
Oh!
You're making this hard.
402
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,704
My mom loves you.
You love her.
403
00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:21,040
Now follow your big,
weird heart.
404
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,242
Oh, you're right.
405
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:26,178
It's time for a wedding!
406
00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:27,913
Pants, Dad!
Pants!
407
00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,715
A wedding with pants!
Yeah.
408
00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:32,084
Wedding's starting soon.
How are things going?
409
00:14:32,085 --> 00:14:36,755
I was just ordained at
www.internetministry4cheap.com,
410
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,557
but I'm having some trouble
with my speech.
411
00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:40,192
All I've got so far is a poem.
412
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,262
Ooh, a poem.
Sounds romantic.
413
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:47,533
"Marriage is a contract
between two adults
414
00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:51,337
of different families."
415
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:54,240
It's a haiku...
and a fact.
416
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,541
It works on two levels.
417
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:58,143
Uh, it feels
a little impersonal.
418
00:14:58,178 --> 00:15:00,279
What did the officiant say
when you got married?
419
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:02,481
Not much.
When gay marriage was legalized,
420
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,316
we weren't sure if or when it
was gonna be struck down,
421
00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,619
so speed was of the essence.
422
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,554
Do you, Kevin...
Yes.
423
00:15:08,588 --> 00:15:10,823
And do you...
Yes, yes, we do!
424
00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:11,891
We're married!
425
00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:13,459
I remarked afterwards
426
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:17,096
that I wished the officiant
had been more efficient.
427
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,231
It was very funny.
428
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,633
Kevin still talks about it.
429
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,835
Aha! Maybe I should open
with that zinger.
430
00:15:22,869 --> 00:15:26,138
It is amazingly funny.
Oh.
431
00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:29,308
I'm just not sure this
is the right crowd for it.
432
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,043
No zinger?
No haiku?
433
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:34,813
Then I have nothing.
Maybe I should wing it.
434
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:39,952
Love: It sustains you.
435
00:15:39,986 --> 00:15:42,521
It's like... oatmeal.
436
00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,824
Okay, okay.
Not bad for winging it.
437
00:15:45,859 --> 00:15:47,293
I lied.
438
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,861
Took me two hours to write that.
439
00:15:50,864 --> 00:15:51,863
How do I look?
Oh!
440
00:15:51,865 --> 00:15:53,666
You look incredible!
441
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,568
Up high!
Down low!
442
00:15:55,569 --> 00:15:57,636
Butts, butts, butts.
443
00:15:57,671 --> 00:15:59,138
You're the worst family
in history,
444
00:15:59,139 --> 00:16:00,306
but at least you're ready.
445
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,907
Scully's run out of songs.
446
00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:03,242
Right now, he's singing.
447
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:05,878
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪
448
00:16:05,912 --> 00:16:08,080
♪ Don't you forget about me ♪
449
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,583
Best rock and roll song
ever written.
450
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:11,717
Tied with Kokomo.
451
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,552
Hey!
So we have good news
452
00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:14,620
and we have great news.
453
00:16:14,621 --> 00:16:16,088
The good news is
we found the ring.
454
00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:17,656
The great news is
we'll never lose it again.
455
00:16:17,691 --> 00:16:18,824
What are you trying to say?
456
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:20,159
The ring is stuck on his finger.
457
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,521
I told him not to be cute
about it.
458
00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:23,462
I'm cute about everything.
459
00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:24,897
Okay, okay, what do we do?
460
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:25,998
I could pull the ring off,
461
00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:27,299
but it might hurt
your little fingers.
462
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,500
That's fine.
I just won't look
463
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:31,504
so I don't know when
you're gonna do it.
464
00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:33,172
Jenny!
No!
465
00:16:41,979 --> 00:16:43,447
Okay, this is your last chance
466
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,649
to carry me bodyguard-style,
so...
467
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,484
Absolutely not.
468
00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:50,620
20 years later
and I've been Funged again.
469
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,589
She Funged me!
470
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,124
She doesn't seem that great.
471
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,359
We just saw her making out
with a guy
472
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,793
she barely even knows.
473
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:58,662
No, it's not her fault.
474
00:16:58,696 --> 00:17:01,031
Did you see that guy's
tux jacket?
475
00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:03,500
Four buttons.
476
00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:10,507
We did this.
Our sex made this happen.
477
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:13,276
Charles, mic's on.
We can hear all this, bud.
478
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:24,888
I'm Captain Raymond Holt.
Welcome.
479
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:29,726
Marriage is a contract...
480
00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:32,496
but it's so much more than that.
481
00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:33,497
Marriage is love.
482
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:36,199
It's commitment,
483
00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:38,735
it's joy, it's understanding,
484
00:17:38,736 --> 00:17:42,339
it's patience, it's anger,
485
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,975
it's reconciliation,
it's everything.
486
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,077
It's like oatmeal.
487
00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:50,447
It... sustains you.
488
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:53,583
Darlene, do you take Lynn to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
489
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:54,985
I do.
490
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,521
Lynn, do you take Darlene
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
491
00:17:57,522 --> 00:17:58,622
I do.
492
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,490
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
493
00:18:00,491 --> 00:18:01,758
You may kiss the bride.
494
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:05,028
Yeah!
Get it, Daddy!
495
00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:07,397
Yeah!
496
00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:11,835
I gotta hand it to you, Captain.
497
00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:13,337
That was some ceremony.
498
00:18:13,338 --> 00:18:14,671
It wasn't difficult.
499
00:18:14,672 --> 00:18:16,173
I simply said what I wish
had been said
500
00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:17,708
when Kevin and I got married.
501
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,676
Oh, then I never would have
heard your hilarious
502
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,211
"efficient-officiant" quip.
503
00:18:21,212 --> 00:18:23,714
Mmm, you're right.
I regret nothing.
504
00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:27,317
But all this does make me think
I might enjoy a more...
505
00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:29,686
festive expression of our
commitment to one another.
506
00:18:29,687 --> 00:18:32,723
Are you suggesting we hold
an honest to goodness wedding?
507
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,925
Nothing too elaborate.
508
00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:37,427
We're not the Kardashian-Wests,
after all.
509
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:39,563
They are a musician
and a celebrity personality
510
00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:40,864
who recently wedded.
511
00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:41,999
Yes, yes, I know.
512
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,266
They were answers on Jeopardy.
513
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,368
I think you mean questions.
514
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:48,839
You guys are fun.
515
00:18:51,075 --> 00:18:53,610
He's not playing my playlist.
516
00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,679
Congratulatis, Charles.
Marcus!
517
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,780
Rosa said you weren't coming.
518
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:58,115
Yeah, I wasn't.
519
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,616
Just got the call
about an hour ago.
520
00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:01,285
Oh, but, hey.
521
00:19:01,286 --> 00:19:03,453
I'm DVR-ing Bones,
so no spoilers.
522
00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:04,554
Don't worry.
I don't watch.
523
00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:06,023
Too scary.
524
00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:07,724
I'm gonna ask the DJ
to play Kokomo,
525
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:09,526
and get this place turnt up.
526
00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:15,299
So... I didn't ask you
to the wedding
527
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,600
because I was being a coward.
528
00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:18,468
I was scared things
were moving too quickly,
529
00:19:18,469 --> 00:19:21,271
but I don't give a crap.
530
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:23,573
I love you.
531
00:19:23,574 --> 00:19:24,808
That's all I wanted to say.
532
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:27,744
If you had plans tonight,
you can get out of here.
533
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,079
I love you too.
534
00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:36,253
Doesn't have Kokomo.
535
00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:38,255
You guys are in the middle
of something.
536
00:19:38,256 --> 00:19:40,924
I'm gonna go to the car,
get my CDs.
537
00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:43,193
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
538
00:19:43,194 --> 00:19:44,795
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
539
00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:46,463
How is this song playing?
540
00:19:46,464 --> 00:19:47,631
♪ I know you were right ♪
541
00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:49,099
♪ Believing for so long ♪
542
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,968
Hey.
543
00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:53,236
Sorry you missed your chance
with Jenny Gildenhorn.
544
00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:55,105
It's not a big deal.
She's just a girl
545
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:58,308
that I've been obsessed with
since I learned what love was.
546
00:19:58,309 --> 00:20:00,577
Well, we got the bad guy today.
547
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:02,379
Thank you for helping me.
548
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,815
And I know it's not
Jenny Gildenhorn,
549
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:06,850
but if you wanted
to slow-dance tonight,
550
00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:09,019
I know somebody who'd be
into that.
551
00:20:09,053 --> 00:20:10,487
Okay.
552
00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:11,922
Perfect.
553
00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,891
This is Gina's great-aunt Susan.
554
00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:15,726
Hi.
She's been asking about you all night.
555
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:18,495
She thinks you're very handsome.
Says you have a dancer's frame.
556
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:20,297
Well, you have a good eye,
milady.
557
00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:22,065
Shall we?
558
00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:25,636
Oh... you.
559
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:27,604
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
560
00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:29,773
♪ What am I without you? ♪
561
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:30,874
♪ I can't be too late ♪
562
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,042
She's very handsy.
563
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:36,047
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