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Jake, you gotta see this.
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There's something going on here.
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Something a little...
hairy.
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Nope.
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Don't see anything
out of the ordinary.
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Really?
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Well, maybe I should...
frame the question differently.
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Terry, do you notice anything?
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Amy?
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New shirt?
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Oh, come on, guys.
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I grew a goatee,
and it looks amazing,
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and I know you can see it.
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Of course we can see it,
Charles.
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It's horrible.
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It looks like you unclogged
a shower drain
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with your mouth.
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Yeah, you look exactly
like the guy
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in the "Don't Talk to Strangers"
poster.
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No, I don't.
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Are you talking
about your new goatee?
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Mm-hmm.
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I think it's a good choice
for your face.
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Come over here,
so I can take a better look.
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Thank you, Captain.
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I knew you'd appreciate Bianca.
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That's right; I call her Bianca
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because she's dark and thick
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like my first cousin Bianca.
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Jeffords, Peralta, now.
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Wh...
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Say good-bye to Bianca, Boyle.
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No!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, Charles.
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I want to ask you something,
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but you have to promise
not to get excited and weird.
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I can't promise anything
of the sort.
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It's about restaurants.
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I'm so glad
I didn't make that promise.
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Oh, boy.
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All right, where do you take
your dad
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when you want to go
someplace special?
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Great question.
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We go to Csaba.
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It's a Hungarian restaurant
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that serves "Tál ezer kolbász,"
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the platter
of a thousand sausages.
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Ugh.
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It's symbolic of our manhood.
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Okay, I should've saved
the "ugh" till then.
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Anyways, I'll try and get
a reservation.
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My dad's coming into town,
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and we're going out to dinner
tonight.
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Why are you going to dinner
with him?
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He hasn't visited you
in six years.
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Yeah, he's busy.
He's an airline pilot.
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Regional airline.
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He flies internationally.
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Quebec to Albany.
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What is going on here?
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What's your problem with my dad?
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I'm just being wary.
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He left you when you were seven,
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and he's been letting us down
ever since.
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Us?
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I think of you
as a brother, Jake,
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so he didn't just abandon you;
He abandoned us.
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Look, I know he hasn't been
the best dad in the past,
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but he's changed.
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Check it out.
We've been texting.
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"New phone.
Who dis?"
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No, below that.
Oh.
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See, he's coming into town
just to see me.
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All right, we're gonna go out
to dinner tonight,
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then maybe take a walk
through the park,
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possibly a carriage ride.
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If I get chilly,
he could loan me his coat.
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I'm describing a date.
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I don't know what fathers
and sons do,
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but I'm gonna find out!
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Joining us for lunch, sir?
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Oh, no, I've already consumed
the required calories
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for this day period.
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Yummy.
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But I do have
some fun lunch chitchat.
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When I was a detective,
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my old c.o., Jim Martins,
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used to keep us on our toes
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by have us solve brain teasers.
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I thought maybe you'd like
to try one.
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Don't just tease my brain,
Captain.
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Really go to town on it.
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Yeah, bring it on, sir.
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I love puzzles.
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They're like power squats
for your mind.
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Good.
Here's a problem.
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There are 12 men on an island.
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11 weigh exactly
the same amount,
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but one of them is
slightly lighter or heavier.
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You must figure out which.
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And what do these men look like
facially
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and with respect
to their bodies?
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It's unimportant.
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So like Tyrese.
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It's a land of Tyreses.
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Sure.
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The island has no scales,
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but there is a seesaw.
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The exciting catch:
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You can only use it three times.
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That sounds super exciting.
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Is this thing mandatory?
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Oh, I hope so.
Please say yes.
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No, but there is a prize
for whoever solves it first.
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Two tickets to this Sunday's
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Beyoncé Knowles
rock music concert.
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I'm in.
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Marcus loves Beyoncé.
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Everyone loves Beyoncé.
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My girls were conceived
to Bootylicious.
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Don't tell my wife
I told you that.
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Whoop.
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Guys, my dad just texted.
He's in the building.
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Scully, stop eating.
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Terry, start flexing.
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Everybody be cool.
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Paging Detective Jake Peralta.
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Ah, Dad!
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How are you, son?
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Good to see you.
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Hey.
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Everyone, this is my dad.
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Hey, introduce yourself
in your captain's voice.
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Folks, this is
your pilot speaking,
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Captain Roger Peralta.
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If you look to your left,
you'll see me,
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making your acquaintance.
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Love that.
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Hi, I'm Jake's best friend,
Charles.
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How are you?
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Pop quiz:
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What's Jake allergic to?
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Bees.
And wasps.
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Guy didn't even include wasps.
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Huh!
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Wasps.
Those aren't even real.
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Oh, hey, Captain Holt.
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Come meet my dad,
Captain Peralta.
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Hello, Captain.
Captain.
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This is super weird for me.
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Captain.
Captain.
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Anyways, you guys,
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my dad is the best pilot.
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Oh, come on.
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Tell them about Oregon.
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Okay, this one time
I'm in Eugene,
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I'm hitching a ride in
the jump seat of a commuter jet.
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I'm sleeping off
a wicked hangover.
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Noice.
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All of a sudden,
there's a jolt and a boom.
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A bird.
It was a bird.
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Yeah, we sucked a bird
into our intake.
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Next thing I know, the cabin's
filling up with smoke,
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alarm's going off,
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engine flames out and dies.
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We are in a dead stall.
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I look over at the pilot,
Sam Power...
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Great name.
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He's white as a sheet.
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And he says to me...
I'll never forget what he said.
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He says,
"Bobby's got a big ol' butt."
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Turns out he's having a stroke.
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Bring the plane down
on a highway,
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right across from a rest area.
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Get on the PA,
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I say, "Folks,
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coffee's on me."
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What?
Wow.
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Are you kidding me?
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Anyway, I'm not here
to talk about me.
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I'm here to spend some time
with my boy.
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Ah, Dad.
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It's good to see you.
You too.
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Oh, hey, let me give you
a tour of the precinct.
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Cool.
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Ooh, you can interrogate
one of my perps.
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No, he can't.
Don't do that, Jake!
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You might as well save yourself
some paper
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and give up now, Sarge.
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You know I'm going to solve
this first.
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You probably can't tell,
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but I'm flexing my brain
like crazy right now.
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Yeah, you're both
wasting your time.
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Beyoncé's my spiritual twin.
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Those tickets are my birthright.
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No offense, but this is gonna
come down to me and the sarge.
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Whoa, you think you two
are the only ones
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that can solve puzzles?
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Yeah, what about Rosa, Gina,
and me?
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Is this how you want to die,
Hitchcock?
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Look, it's just that the sarge
and I are really into puzzles.
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Remember when I took
that Sudoku cruise?
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I never even went on deck.
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100 bucks says Gina and I
can solve this thing
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before you two puzzle dorks.
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Deal.
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You're going down.
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You're really not a part
of this, Hitchcock.
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Did they bring out more sausage
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while I was in the bathroom?
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No, that's still
the first mountain.
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Good Lord.
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Anyways, do you remember
what you always did
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when you'd take me to dinner
as a kid?
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Tell the waitress
it was your birthday,
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so we'd get a free dessert?
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I already did it.
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I just told them
it was your birthday.
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Come on.
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Looks like we're going to get
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two free probably disgusting
sausage-filled desserts.
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This is pretty fun, right?
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I mean, we're actually bonding.
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Jake, there's something I want
to talk to you about.
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Last week I was flying
into Albany from Quebec,
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you know how I always
keep my snowboard with me
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in case I get a chance
to carve...
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So cool.
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Well, Canadian customs found
some prescription meds
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in my board bag.
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They're accusing me
of smuggling.
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What?
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Yeah, I have no idea
how they got in there.
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They're not mine.
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But it's bad.
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I could lose my pilot's license.
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But you're the best pilot
in the world,
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I'm guessing without knowing
anything about the field.
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I'm really in a bind here.
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Jake, I need your help.
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That's actually
the reason I'm here.
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Oh.
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That's the reason.
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Happy sausage birthday
to both of you.
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All right, let's talk
about my dad's case.
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The case of why he came to town?
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I solved it:
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Because he wanted
to take advantage of his son.
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Okay, fine.
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First I was a little upset,
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but then I realized
this is great.
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You know, we'll get to spend
some time together,
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and he'll see
what a good cop I am.
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He should already think
you're great.
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Like with my dad,
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he doesn't need me to prove
to him
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that Jake Peralta is
the best cop in the precinct.
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He knows it!
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Tell us about the case.
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Here's what we know so far.
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One, Hungarian sausage
is an oily mess,
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and it causes nonstop dumps.
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The incontinence
is a small price to pay
265
00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:57,259
for the deliciousness.
266
00:07:57,261 --> 00:07:58,395
It's disgusting,
267
00:07:58,396 --> 00:07:59,596
and it was
a terrible recommendation.
268
00:07:59,597 --> 00:08:01,465
Two, the Canadian cops
think that my dad
269
00:08:01,466 --> 00:08:03,166
used his security clearance
to smuggle in
270
00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:05,235
over a thousand pills
of Turgidol.
271
00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:07,003
Canadian erection medication.
272
00:08:07,004 --> 00:08:08,572
Very potent.
273
00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,206
What?
I don't need it.
274
00:08:11,609 --> 00:08:12,808
But I love it.
275
00:08:12,844 --> 00:08:14,111
Oh, boy.
276
00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:15,946
Three, the case against him
looks pretty solid.
277
00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:18,114
Four, he's never been
a good dad to Jake.
278
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,983
Five, he has been a good dad,
279
00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:22,452
especially from ages
zero through seven
280
00:08:22,453 --> 00:08:24,354
and yesterday through forever.
281
00:08:24,355 --> 00:08:27,423
Six, nonstop dumps.
282
00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:28,591
Enough.
How did you read these files?
283
00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:29,693
They're in French.
284
00:08:29,694 --> 00:08:31,427
Scully translated them for me.
285
00:08:31,462 --> 00:08:33,130
When I was nine,
my parents took me to Paris,
286
00:08:33,131 --> 00:08:35,031
and they accidentally left me
at the Louvre.
287
00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:36,233
By the time they figured it out,
288
00:08:36,234 --> 00:08:37,600
they were already
back in Queens.
289
00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:39,635
Okay, no one cares
about your boring life, Scully.
290
00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,838
This is about my dad
and proving his innocence.
291
00:08:41,839 --> 00:08:43,607
Sir, I'd like to go to Canada
for a few days
292
00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:44,673
and help him out.
293
00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:46,543
Of course,
but take Boyle with you.
294
00:08:46,544 --> 00:08:48,178
It'd be good to have
an objective set of eyes.
295
00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:51,214
Fine, but under protest
because he's a jerk.
296
00:08:51,215 --> 00:08:52,783
Also, we'd like to take Scully
with us.
297
00:08:52,784 --> 00:08:53,984
Well, perfect.
298
00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:55,152
I do you a favor;
You do me one too.
299
00:08:55,153 --> 00:08:56,620
Thank you.
300
00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:59,022
All right, there is no way
we let Amy and the sarge
301
00:08:59,023 --> 00:09:00,357
beat us.
302
00:09:00,358 --> 00:09:02,558
We sit here
until we figure this thing out.
303
00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:04,059
Rosa, my mind is ready.
304
00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:05,595
Okay.
305
00:09:05,596 --> 00:09:07,030
"There's an island with 12 men."
306
00:09:07,031 --> 00:09:10,500
Oh, I'm so bored.
I cannot do it.
307
00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:11,968
I can do this.
308
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,637
One guy's slightly heavier.
309
00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:16,173
There's a seesaw.
310
00:09:16,174 --> 00:09:17,908
I got it.
311
00:09:17,909 --> 00:09:19,609
You use the seesaw to press down
on their necks
312
00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,709
until fatty confesses.
313
00:09:20,745 --> 00:09:22,044
Incorrect.
Damn.
314
00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:23,780
And disturbing.
315
00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:24,915
Hello,
ladies and gentlemen.
316
00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:26,550
This is your captain speaking.
317
00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,018
That's my dad.
318
00:09:28,019 --> 00:09:30,287
The captain talking right now,
I came out of his body.
319
00:09:30,288 --> 00:09:31,488
No big deal.
320
00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:32,923
We're headed
for an on-time arrival
321
00:09:32,924 --> 00:09:34,157
in Drummondville, Quebec.
322
00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:35,792
Folks, this is a special flight
for me,
323
00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:39,663
because sitting in seat 3B
is my son, Jake Peralta,
324
00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:40,896
one of New York's finest.
325
00:09:40,932 --> 00:09:42,899
Oh.
326
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:43,900
Thanks, Dad!
327
00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:46,169
Love you too.
328
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,204
Got to admit,
it was pretty nice of him
329
00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:48,672
to bump us up to first class.
330
00:09:48,673 --> 00:09:51,440
Ugh, this plush fabric
is making my rump sweat.
331
00:09:51,476 --> 00:09:53,276
Maybe you're just
a little too uncultured
332
00:09:53,277 --> 00:09:56,879
to enjoy such a sophisticated
kind of an experience.
333
00:09:56,914 --> 00:09:58,147
Oh, brother.
334
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,749
What do you say
there, Scully, old boy?
335
00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:02,285
Look at this nut mix:
336
00:10:02,286 --> 00:10:04,421
It's half cashews!
337
00:10:04,422 --> 00:10:05,788
I hope we never land!
338
00:10:05,823 --> 00:10:06,857
So loud.
339
00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:07,858
Hey, guys.
340
00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:09,493
How you enjoying the flight?
341
00:10:09,494 --> 00:10:10,861
So how's the case going?
342
00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,229
Oh, good.
343
00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:13,430
We already have four suspects
344
00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:14,764
who work at the airport,
345
00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:15,932
and I want to talk
to your girlfriend, Denise,
346
00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:17,099
because she had access
to your bags.
347
00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:19,102
Not on the night in question.
348
00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:21,605
She's been spending some time
at her place.
349
00:10:21,606 --> 00:10:23,205
Relationships are complicated.
350
00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,774
You cheated on her a bunch,
and she found out.
351
00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:27,010
Okay, I deserve that.
352
00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:28,645
Charles, I have cheated
on women in the past
353
00:10:28,646 --> 00:10:30,779
and on this one too.
354
00:10:30,815 --> 00:10:32,315
You got a penchant for blondes.
355
00:10:32,316 --> 00:10:33,817
Hey, come on,
you can't blame a guy
356
00:10:33,818 --> 00:10:35,951
for occasionally dropping anchor
at the cold Commodore Club.
357
00:10:37,955 --> 00:10:39,823
So seriously, Jake,
this is going to be okay?
358
00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,323
Oh, yeah.
You're going to be fine.
359
00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,893
Yeah.
360
00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:43,894
Oh, my God, Jake.
361
00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:45,195
Who's flying the plane?
362
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:48,163
Co-pilot, Scully.
Co-pilot.
363
00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:49,833
Okay, look.
364
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,601
Let's try a new approach.
365
00:10:51,602 --> 00:10:53,435
We weigh these three islanders
366
00:10:53,471 --> 00:10:55,772
against these three islanders.
367
00:10:55,773 --> 00:10:56,840
If they weigh the same,
368
00:10:56,841 --> 00:10:58,241
we eliminate them,
369
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,276
and if they don't,
370
00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:01,411
we...
371
00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,612
Where'd they go?
372
00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:04,414
Terry's mouth is full of donuts.
373
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:05,814
You said we could eliminate 'em!
374
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,384
Only if they weigh the same.
375
00:11:07,385 --> 00:11:08,617
We've been here forever.
376
00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:09,818
I'm getting snacky.
377
00:11:09,854 --> 00:11:11,820
Fine.
Let's start over.
378
00:11:11,856 --> 00:11:15,559
Okay, we balance
three against three,
379
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,294
and if they weigh the same,
380
00:11:17,295 --> 00:11:19,529
we just...
381
00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:21,131
What just happened?
382
00:11:21,132 --> 00:11:22,131
Come on, man.
383
00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:23,299
Stop eating the islanders.
384
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,701
I'm saving them
385
00:11:24,702 --> 00:11:26,635
from this weight-obsessed
nightmare island.
386
00:11:26,671 --> 00:11:27,870
By murdering them?
387
00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:29,606
I warned you
against using donuts.
388
00:11:29,607 --> 00:11:31,607
They're my trigger food.
389
00:11:31,642 --> 00:11:32,841
Mmm.
Terry.
390
00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,377
These islanders are delicious.
391
00:11:36,247 --> 00:11:39,115
Okay, so two of our suspects
are in the baggage area.
392
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,483
Do you think you can
get us access?
393
00:11:40,484 --> 00:11:42,652
You're with a pilot.
I can get you in anywhere.
394
00:11:42,653 --> 00:11:44,721
Hey, you guys want
a 10% discount
395
00:11:44,722 --> 00:11:46,890
on duty-free maple syrup?
396
00:11:46,891 --> 00:11:48,124
Do I ever!
397
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,593
Roger Peralta.
398
00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:51,595
Roger Peralta...
399
00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:52,596
Hey! What?
400
00:11:52,597 --> 00:11:54,030
Scully, what's going on?
401
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,399
"Roger Peralta is under arrest
402
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,801
for possession
of a controlled substance."
403
00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,436
What?
404
00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:01,137
"They found pills
in his apartment."
405
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,539
Jake,
I don't know what he's talking about.
406
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,841
I swear I don't know how
those pills got in my apartment.
407
00:12:04,842 --> 00:12:05,874
Wait.
Jake.
408
00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,010
Scully, tell them we're cops.
409
00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:08,011
Tell them!
410
00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:11,715
Shoot.
411
00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:12,716
That means "turnip."
412
00:12:12,717 --> 00:12:13,883
I said we were turnips.
413
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:14,918
I got it.
Don't worry.
414
00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:16,553
We are turnips!
415
00:12:16,554 --> 00:12:18,153
Nope, that was English.
Yeah.
416
00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:22,684
The cops said your dad's
being held without bail,
417
00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:24,119
they want us
on the next flight out,
418
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,888
and that Bernard's
is the best poutine place
419
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:26,889
in the airport.
420
00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:27,923
You want some?
421
00:12:27,924 --> 00:12:29,424
No, I don't want poutine
right now.
422
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:30,458
Yes!
423
00:12:32,095 --> 00:12:34,563
Man, I can't believe they found
pills at my dad's place.
424
00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:35,698
That means none of our suspects
425
00:12:35,699 --> 00:12:36,831
could've possibly done it.
426
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:38,599
Oh, my God, Boyle.
427
00:12:38,635 --> 00:12:41,502
Is there a chance that my dad
is actually a drug smuggler?
428
00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:43,172
Well, let's look at the facts.
429
00:12:43,173 --> 00:12:45,507
Drugs in his luggage,
drugs in his apartment.
430
00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:47,309
Terrible dad, terrible husband,
431
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,044
cheats on his girlfriend.
432
00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,646
I think he did it.
433
00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:51,880
You're right.
434
00:12:51,881 --> 00:12:52,880
He didn't do it.
435
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:53,916
That's not what I said.
436
00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,517
No, you said
he cheats on his girlfriend.
437
00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:58,053
Presumably, he has
to do that with someone,
438
00:12:58,054 --> 00:12:59,488
and that someone
would have access
439
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:01,055
to his apartment and his bags.
440
00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:04,626
Dad dropped anchor
at the Commodore's Club.
441
00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:05,660
"Someone" is there.
442
00:13:05,695 --> 00:13:07,054
Even so, how do we get in there?
443
00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:08,806
By wearing Dad's pilot uniforms.
444
00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:10,299
No, Jake, I just don't think
he's innocent,
445
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,300
and I just think...
446
00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,301
So you don't want to be
my co-pilot?
447
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,936
I'm in!
448
00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:16,138
♪ Going
up to the spirit in the sky ♪
449
00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:17,573
♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
450
00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:20,175
♪ That's where I'm gonna go
when I die ♪
451
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,510
♪ When I die ♪
452
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:23,821
♪ When I die
and they lay me... ♪
453
00:13:23,847 --> 00:13:24,847
Sorry, Scully.
454
00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:26,073
We only had two uniforms.
455
00:13:26,082 --> 00:13:27,316
It's okay.
456
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:28,951
For some reason, all the fries
and gravy and cheese
457
00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:29,952
upset my tummy.
458
00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:31,018
Huh.
459
00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:34,656
♪ Going up
to the spirit in the sky ♪
460
00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:35,724
♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
461
00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:36,765
♪ That's where I'm gonna ♪
462
00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:41,044
Are you here because you've
solved my brain teaser?
463
00:13:41,045 --> 00:13:43,979
Sir, you've been an underdog
your whole life.
464
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:47,049
But you defied the odds
by having others
465
00:13:47,084 --> 00:13:48,852
secretly help you
466
00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,452
'cause you didn't have
what it took.
467
00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:51,487
That's not my story.
468
00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:52,621
But now we're the underdogs,
469
00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:54,457
and we're the ones who need
a handout,
470
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,060
so just tell us the answer.
471
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:59,094
Or have you forgotten
where you come from?
472
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,562
I'm not gonna help you.
473
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,999
I told you
that was not gonna work.
474
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,167
Stop the clock.
475
00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:07,537
We're here,
and we have the solution.
476
00:14:07,538 --> 00:14:09,806
First, you weigh six versus six.
477
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,493
Wrong.
That'll never work.
478
00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:14,110
You just wasted your time
and mine.
479
00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:15,245
Click!
480
00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:16,980
I just captured the exact moment
481
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,982
when you realized
you had failed.
482
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,183
I guess we all got
483
00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:21,317
something out of this.
484
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,418
So that's it?
485
00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:23,753
This problem is
beyond all of you?
486
00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:24,754
No one solved it.
487
00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:25,922
Believe me.
488
00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:28,157
No one is more disappointed
in me than me.
489
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:31,361
"Than I," Santiago.
490
00:14:31,362 --> 00:14:33,195
Click.
491
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,469
Hi there.
Yeah, that's us.
492
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,470
Home sweet home.
493
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:41,471
Got dem wings.
494
00:14:41,472 --> 00:14:42,639
Yeah.
495
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,640
Ooh. Okay.
496
00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,408
Boom, right there,
behind the bar.
497
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:46,776
That's my dad's type.
498
00:14:46,777 --> 00:14:49,212
Oh, he likes 'em neat and clean,
real tidy.
499
00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:50,213
What?
500
00:14:50,214 --> 00:14:51,748
No, blondes.
He likes blondes.
501
00:14:51,749 --> 00:14:52,849
All right, here's the plan.
502
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,849
We're gonna go sit down,
503
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,018
order a couple of drinks,
504
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,686
grab her fingerprints
off the glass she serves us,
505
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,488
and then measure her wrist
for handcuff size.
506
00:14:58,489 --> 00:14:59,489
Ready?
Yeah.
507
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:01,090
Oh, crazy flight.
508
00:15:01,091 --> 00:15:02,392
Oh, those hydraulics were loud.
509
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:03,960
Yeah.
510
00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:06,362
Ah, bonjour, bonjour.
511
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,531
Two whiskeys, please, Chantelle.
512
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,066
Thanks.
513
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:12,235
Say, I'm looking
for an old sky pal of mine.
514
00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:13,536
Do you know Roger Peralta?
515
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,204
Yes.
Yes, I do.
516
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,606
How do you guys know Peralta?
517
00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:18,174
Oh, I used to fly with him
back in Oregon.
518
00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:19,509
My name's Captain Spike Masters.
519
00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:20,944
This is my co-pilot Wanda Cohen.
520
00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:21,945
I drive
the plane when he sleeps.
521
00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:24,280
I also take care
of hotel accommodations.
522
00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:25,748
Where'd you guys say
you flew in from?
523
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:26,816
Akron.
Luxembourg.
524
00:15:26,817 --> 00:15:28,117
Connected in Akron.
525
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:31,454
Took the old 78... 9er
on the wind stream.
526
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:32,989
You know, flight stuff.
527
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:33,990
Anyhow...
528
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:36,526
Can we grab those two whiskeys,
please?
529
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:37,560
I do not know who you are,
530
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,861
and I do not think
you are pilots.
531
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,430
Your suit doesn't even fit.
532
00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:41,764
Ah.
533
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:42,966
I had my stomach stapled.
534
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,834
Sécurité! Sécurité!
535
00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:48,838
Ah!
Unhand us.
536
00:15:48,839 --> 00:15:50,139
This is outrageous.
537
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,108
I demand to speak
with the commodore himself.
538
00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:54,377
There's no way
we'll get her fingerprints now.
539
00:15:54,378 --> 00:15:56,179
Oh, really?
540
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,180
Voilà.
541
00:15:57,181 --> 00:15:58,348
French.
542
00:15:58,349 --> 00:15:59,983
She cleaned the bar
quite thoroughly,
543
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:02,485
but this bottle is filthy
with her prints.
544
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:03,486
Smurt.
545
00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:04,587
That's why you're the pilot,
546
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,588
and I'm the co-pilot.
547
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,357
Copy that, Wanda.
548
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:09,058
Copy that.
549
00:16:09,059 --> 00:16:10,493
Wanda Cohen.
550
00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:12,729
Wait, Captain.
551
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,597
Gina and I figured out
your dumb brain teaser.
552
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,765
I highly doubt that, sir.
553
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,100
I'll judge for myself, Santiago.
554
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,267
Okay, Diaz.
555
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,669
What's the solution?
556
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,670
We have no idea.
557
00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:21,671
Ha!
Told ya.
558
00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:22,939
But neither do you, sir.
559
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,940
What?
560
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,941
Captain Holt,
561
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,209
you don't know
what the solution is.
562
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,443
Excuse me?
563
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,745
Here's how we cracked it.
564
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:31,447
I took the photo of you
demolishing Amy's spirit
565
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,518
and made these clever T-shirts
that say, "#nerdfail."
566
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:36,853
It's not that clever.
567
00:16:36,854 --> 00:16:38,154
It's hilarious.
568
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,422
Look at this.
569
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:42,792
Your expression
is the same as Amy's
570
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,160
because you're both devastated
571
00:16:44,161 --> 00:16:45,528
that you just
let down your mentors.
572
00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:47,063
I looked at your calendar.
573
00:16:47,064 --> 00:16:49,399
You're supposed to have
breakfast with your old c.o.
574
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,501
You wanted us to solve
the problem before you saw him.
575
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:53,036
That's crazy.
576
00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:54,037
She's right.
577
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:55,204
What?
No.
578
00:16:55,205 --> 00:16:58,074
He posed that problem to me
20 years ago.
579
00:16:58,075 --> 00:16:59,375
Every time I see him, he asks,
580
00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:00,476
"Do you have the answer yet?"
581
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,644
And I never have.
582
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,347
Those islanders
and their pathetic seesaw
583
00:17:04,348 --> 00:17:05,681
haunt my dreams.
584
00:17:05,682 --> 00:17:07,483
They mock me in my sleep,
585
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:11,888
riding up and down
on a teeter-totter of taunts.
586
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:12,889
Cool.
587
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,923
So who gets the Beyoncé tickets?
588
00:17:16,693 --> 00:17:19,862
♪ O Canada ♪
589
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:23,800
♪ You home of crappy cops ♪
590
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,835
Guess who just freed his dad
from Canadian prison
591
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,537
and slammed six free mimosas
592
00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,072
on the first-class flight home
593
00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:30,740
sans the juice?
594
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:31,841
Spoiler alert, it was Jake.
595
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,842
It was me.
596
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,177
So turns out
597
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,411
my dad's sidepiece framed him.
598
00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:36,612
She was hella pissed
599
00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,581
'cause she found out
about his real girlfriend
600
00:17:38,582 --> 00:17:39,715
and his other sidepiece.
601
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,717
So yeah.
602
00:17:41,718 --> 00:17:43,619
Turns out my dad
is a great guy after all.
603
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,254
And in celebration
of my freedom,
604
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,056
I'm taking
everybody out tonight.
605
00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:48,057
Drinks are on me.
606
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:50,259
Eh?
607
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,627
Where's Scully?
608
00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:52,862
Scully.
Oh, no.
609
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:53,862
Who?
610
00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,068
Hey, Hank.
611
00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:00,236
When you see my dad walk in,
612
00:18:00,237 --> 00:18:01,337
can you dim the lights
613
00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:02,371
and play We Are the Champions?
614
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,539
No.
615
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,674
I don't know
what your dad looks like,
616
00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:05,775
I don't have the song...
617
00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:07,110
And the lights
aren't on dimmers.
618
00:18:07,111 --> 00:18:08,478
Oh, no.
It's okay, Jake.
619
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,446
You give me the signal,
I'll start unscrewing bulbs.
620
00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:12,648
No, my dad just texted.
621
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:14,016
He's not coming.
622
00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:15,785
To Jake's dad!
623
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:19,855
Yep.
624
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,835
Sorry, Jake.
625
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:23,969
I'm sure your dad has
a really good reason
626
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:24,970
for not being here.
627
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,705
No, don't do that, all right?
628
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,806
Don't let him off the hook.
629
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,241
That's what I've done
my whole life.
630
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,110
You know, when he missed
my 11th birthday,
631
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,947
I blamed myself for being born
on a peak travel day.
632
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,682
You were right about him, Boyle.
633
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,250
So what do we do now?
634
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,651
Hug for ten minutes.
635
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,818
No, give me a rain check
on the hug.
636
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,588
There's something I got to do.
637
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,523
You can have my beer.
Cool.
638
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,660
Jake.
639
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,362
I'm sorry I couldn't make it
to the party.
640
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,599
I'm subbing for a buddy
who's got an early flight.
641
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,733
I'm sure you're upset.
642
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,568
No, actually,
I'm not upset at all.
643
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,569
Yeah?
644
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,570
Great.
645
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,039
No, more relieved.
646
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,341
You know,
you were always my hero,
647
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,043
but I think I'm finally
starting to see you
648
00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:05,077
for who you really are:
649
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,779
A regional airline pilot
650
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,213
whose landings are bumpy as hell
651
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,481
and a pretty selfish guy
652
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,550
who genuinely doesn't care
about being a dad.
653
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,853
Jake, you don't understand.
654
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,222
There was a downdraft
on the Drummondville runway.
655
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,924
Oh, wow.
656
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:19,925
It's not my fault.
657
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,427
Yeah, clearly.
658
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,863
Look, I've been making excuses
for you my whole life,
659
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,965
but you're
a pretty crappy father,
660
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,168
and until you're ready
to be a good one,
661
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,403
don't call me.
662
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,838
Also I'm taking your captain hat
663
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,606
because it's cool,
and I want it.
664
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,443
♪ Going
up to the spirit in the sky ♪
665
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,912
♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
666
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,414
♪ That's where I'm gonna go
when I die ♪
667
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,782
I got to say,
668
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,551
figuring out Captain Holt
didn't know the answer
669
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,718
was an incredible solve.
670
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,387
I'm sorry if we implied
you weren't smart.
671
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,556
Oh, and I'm sorry if we implied
672
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,157
you're both asexual nerds
673
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,593
who can only be friends
with service animals.
674
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,594
You didn't.
675
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,728
Not to your face,
676
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,263
but to a ton of people
behind your back.
677
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,263
Thanks for the drink.
678
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,933
Yes.
679
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,034
Next round's on me.
680
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,168
It's the least I can do
681
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,971
for teasing your brains
so mercilessly.
682
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,906
So what are you gonna say
to your old c.o. tomorrow
683
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,508
when he asks
if you've solved the puzzle?
684
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,509
I don't know.
685
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,877
Thanks for bringing that up.
686
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,278
Fun chat.
687
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,913
Just say
you're a captain now,
688
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,115
and you're busy
running a precinct,
689
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,083
so he can go suck an egg.
690
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,451
Or we can all work together
691
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,752
all night long,
692
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,521
and I'm sure we can
eventually figure it out.
693
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,957
I like that, Terry.
It shows real heart.
694
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,492
But I'm going with Gina's
"suck an egg" idea.
695
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,529
You get the Beyoncé tickets.
696
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,698
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
697
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,098
Of course I do.
698
00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:35,167
I told you.
699
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:38,169
It was my birthright,
you bitches.
700
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,142
Superglue your panties
to your butts, ladies,
701
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:46,011
because Jake is in the house!
702
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,279
What?
703
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
Never mind.
704
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,281
I'm a little drunk.
Ah.
705
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,049
I'm also worried about you.
706
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,451
Come here.
Ten-minute hug time.
707
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,452
I'd rather not.
708
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,753
Come on.
Okay.
709
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,588
Boyle, release him.
710
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,825
Fine, only because
you're ordering me to.
711
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,360
There's nine minutes left
on that hug.
712
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,661
Great.
713
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,229
Heh.
714
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,631
Nice job in Quebec.
715
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,100
I bet the local cops weren't
happy you showed them up.
716
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,434
Yeah, well, maybe not at first.
717
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,271
But by the end, they kept
calling me a real bâtard,
718
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,972
which I can only assume
means "hero."
719
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,207
It means "bastard,"
720
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,909
but that's only
because they were jealous.
721
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,076
You did good work.
722
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,077
Here.
723
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,512
Is this an allowance?
724
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,747
Are you giving me an allowance?
725
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,682
No, I'm paying the bartender
for more drinks.
726
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,815
Oh, right.
727
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,084
I'm proud of you.
728
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,656
Nine minutes start now!
729
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:35,660
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