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Heads up... there's
our perp, looking all
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perpy, just perping
his way down Perp Street.
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- Take a picture!
- Give me one second.
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This light is really
unflattering for his complexion.
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It doesn't have to be perfect.
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Tom Olson is a bad dude.
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He's held up four electronic
stores at gunpoint.
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Man, I wish you hadn't read
that Annie Leibovitz book.
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Quit calling it a book.
It was a visual journey.
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You probably think I should
shoot this in color
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instead of black and white.
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Yes!
Shoot color!
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Why have you been shooting
black and white?
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Wait.
Where's he going now?
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Come on.
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Damn it.
NYPD! Freeze!
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♪ ♪
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He's trapped!
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Top-of-car foot chase!
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My birthday wish
finally came true!
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♪ ♪
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Keep it up, Jake!
He's yours!
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He's yours!
He's yours!
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I know!
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I feel like the coolest person
in New York City!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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♪ ♪
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Ooh, nice pimp walk, pimp.
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Well, thank you, pimpin' playa.
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Whoa.
That is not a pimp walk.
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That's a limp walk.
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You sure you should
be here today, Jake?
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I mean, you wiped out hard.
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It wasn't so much a wipeout
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as it was a controlled
power fall, Sarge.
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Well...
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That's his disagreement squeak.
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You wiped out.
What'd the doctor say?
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Welcome; We haven't
seen you in 11 years.
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Haven't been to
the doctor in 11 years.
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How trill is that?
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Your tone's braggy,
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but your words are real sad.
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Hmm.
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Did he clear you
for active duty?
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First of all,
the doctor was a woman.
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There's a such thing
as women doctors, Sarge.
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I lied for effect.
It was a man.
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And he said
that I was perfectly fine,
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except for three cracked ribs
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and a broken toe,
which were right next
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to two other broken toes.
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Did he clear you or not?
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He did not. All right.
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Let's get to work, guys.
We got a perp to catch.
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Oh, forget that.
Uh-uh. No. Look.
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There's a APB out for your guy.
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Lots of cops
are looking for him.
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You don't need to be here.
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Sarge, I know this case
better than anyone,
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and I am this close
to solving it.
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Your fingers are
really far apart.
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Yeah, I also have a hairline
fracture in my thumb.
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Mankind's least important
finger... am I right?
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Sarge, please.
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Please.
Please, please, please.
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Just let me stay
on the case, all right?
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I promise I won't go
into the field
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or do anything dangerous.
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Fine.
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You can work the case
from right here,
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but you are tied to your desk.
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Ooh.
Tied to my desk.
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Mr. Grey will see
you now, Sarge.
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You wanted to see me, sir?
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We have a situation,
and it's bad.
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Check your e-mail.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Kevin insists on you and Marcus
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joining us for dinner
at our house.
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But we agreed to keep
our personal
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and professional lives separate.
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It is weird enough
I am dating your nephew
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without dragging
your husband and dog into it.
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You think I want this?
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Because I do not want this.
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Sadly, Marcus and Kevin
can be held off no longer.
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Okay.
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So what's our play here?
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My stomach's a little off.
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I could say I'm sick.
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Well, I've used the sick
excuse for you eight times.
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I think they're catching on.
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You could say you're sick.
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No one would ever believe that.
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No.
This is happening.
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But don't worry.
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I have a plan to keep things
from getting too personal.
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I'm inviting some
intimacy buffers.
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Dinner party at your house?
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Oh, mama!
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I will be there.
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All I ask is that you
clear the furniture
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out of your living room
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so I can show Kev
some of my new dance opera.
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Why just some of it?
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Do the whole thing.
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Yes; Nothing would
make me happier.
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See you Thursday at 8:00.
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Copy that, Cap-i-tan!
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Later, skater.
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Yes.
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This is wonderful.
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The dinner's not for four days,
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and you're already freaking out.
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Excuse me.
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Did you not just hear me
say, "Later, skater"?
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All right. Fine.
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There's a slight chance
that, in the past,
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I may have tried a little
too hard around the captain.
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So this time, I'm gonna
be super chill.
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Good plan.
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Whoa!
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It just says you got uninvited.
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What?
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Oh, honey.
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Oh. I get it.
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You're joking.
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See? I'm cool.
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I get jokes.
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Boyle, have you seen Jake?
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No.
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I was out getting him
some healing broth.
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I was torn between
chicken or beef,
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but then it hit me.
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Goat!
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What happened?
I heard a bang!
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No. No bang.
Everything's totally normal.
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Really?
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It looks, to me, like
you did something stupid
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like try to lift a heavy box.
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Sarge, come on.
In my condition?
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Suck it, MacGyver.
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Pretty elegant solution, right?
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No!
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Everything fell everywhere.
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All you had to do
was sit at your desk.
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What is your problem?
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I don't have a problem.
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I'm just trying
to solve this case,
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and everyone's
making a huge deal
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because I have
a few minor injuries
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to my ribs, ankle,
hand, toes, and jaw.
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- Jaw?
- Yeah, that just happened.
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I got hit in the face
with a box.
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But look.
I'm fine.
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- I promise you.
- No, you're not.
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I'm done with this, Peralta.
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Go home and get better.
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Now!
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All right, fine.
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But I'm taking this box
of evidence with me.
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If you can pick it up,
you can take it.
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Deal.
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See? I'm fine.
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Miss me, miss me,
now you got to kiss me!
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I'm talking to you.
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Jake, what are you doing here?
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It's only been four days.
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You're supposed to take
a full week off of work.
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Come on, Sarge.
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Does it look like
I'm on the job?
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Okay then.
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What are you doing here?
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Taking your advice
to rest and relax
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to the next level.
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Swinging by to pick up Charles,
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and then we're headed
to sunny, beachy,
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only recently devastated
by a financial crisis
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Atlantic cit-ay!
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That's right, suckers.
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Jake and I are going on
the coolest vacation ever.
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Official trip nickname:
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AC/DC.
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Atlantic City Dudes Club.
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Yeah.
That's gonna change.
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But check it out, Sarge.
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Boyle and I are staying at...
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♪ The Ravenna ♪
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Damn.
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This place is luxe.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get
Jake down there forever.
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Had I known all it'd
take was a few broken bones,
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I would've hit him with
a baseball bat years ago!
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Mm-mm.
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Sarge, it's a spa and a casino.
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A spasino!
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One of the room service options
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is a carving station.
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♪ Talking prime rib in bed ♪
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And what's this?
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I'm using a blanket as a napkin.
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That's fancy.
That's fancy.
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Real fancy.
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All right.
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Well, that sounds good, Jake.
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Sounds like you guys
are gonna have fun.
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Oh... oh, we will
'cause we're staying at...
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♪ The Ravenna ♪
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Jake, this is not the Ravenna.
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No, it is not, but it
is the world-famous
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Seafam Motel!
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I think the "O" fell off.
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Pretty cool, right?
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The Ravenna had
a four-star restaurant.
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This place has a weird
amount of dead seagulls,
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even for AC.
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All right. Fine.
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It's not a vacation.
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It's a stakeout.
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My perp has a brother
who lives in this dump,
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and I think he's hiding out
with him here.
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Seriously?
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I was looking forward
to this trip.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
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It wasn't a lie.
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It was...
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an illusion!
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All right. It was a lie.
I'm sorry.
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I had to make it
sound really cool
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so you'd drop everything
and come with me.
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I can't let Olson walk,
and I can't catch him alone.
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Plus, this is gonna
be super fun!
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New trip nickname: AC/DC.
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Atlantic City Detectives Club.
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Oh... Okay! Fine!
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You know I can't say no
to a good trip nickname.
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There he is.
Ugh! Arm! Rib!
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Arm! Rib! Shoulder?
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Ooh.
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Marcus. Detective Diaz.
What a surprise.
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I didn't expect you
for another 9 1/2 minutes.
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See?
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Told you it was rude
to be early.
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Well, let's cancel the entire
evening and try again next year.
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Hey.
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She is hilarious.
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I thought you might need
some help setting up.
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Oh, I'll put these
in some water.
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Thank you.
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Marcus, you can help
with the boeuf bourguignon.
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I subbed shallots
for onions in the mirepoix.
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No!
Are you kidding?
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I have no idea
what he's talking about.
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I'm sorry.
We're screwed.
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I should just break up with him.
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No, no, no, no.
Santiago is always on time.
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We only have to make
small talk for...
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8 minutes and 45 seconds.
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We better keep it impersonal.
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Acceptable topics include
what constitutes a grain,
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the Hubble Space Telescope,
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orchid varietals,
265
00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:14,897
the birth of the transistor...
266
00:08:14,898 --> 00:08:16,098
We only have to fill 8 minutes.
267
00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:19,235
Sure, but think
about it as 480 seconds,
268
00:08:19,236 --> 00:08:20,636
and you'll see
why I'm concerned.
269
00:08:20,637 --> 00:08:22,138
Oh, my God.
270
00:08:22,139 --> 00:08:23,506
Uh-oh, Amy.
271
00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,675
Train's moving real slow.
272
00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:27,677
We're gonna be epically late.
273
00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:29,979
Keep your reaction
short and to the point.
274
00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,180
I'm running out of mem.
275
00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:32,181
Sorry, Gina.
276
00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:33,316
I hope we're late.
277
00:08:33,317 --> 00:08:35,051
That's how
the fashionable crowd lives.
278
00:08:35,052 --> 00:08:37,820
I told you... tonight,
I'm gonna have fun.
279
00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:38,921
What?
280
00:08:38,922 --> 00:08:40,423
I'm being chill.
281
00:08:40,424 --> 00:08:41,824
Why are you looking
at me like that?
282
00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,826
Because something stinks,
283
00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,995
and it's definitely
the food you brought.
284
00:08:45,996 --> 00:08:47,997
I think it smells great.
285
00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:50,066
It's my mom's famous
nicoise salad.
286
00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:52,134
Amy, all your cooking stinks.
287
00:08:52,135 --> 00:08:53,436
Why would you even get involved
288
00:08:53,437 --> 00:08:54,570
with tuna and egg?
289
00:08:54,571 --> 00:08:56,205
No one else seems to mind it.
290
00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:57,273
We mind!
291
00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,774
We really, really mind.
292
00:08:58,775 --> 00:08:59,876
Just throw it out.
293
00:08:59,877 --> 00:09:01,477
I will not throw it out,
294
00:09:01,478 --> 00:09:03,179
but I will open a window
295
00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:05,081
because I'm a nice person.
296
00:09:07,684 --> 00:09:09,652
And I'm an even nicer person!
297
00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:10,653
Bye-bye, salad!
298
00:09:10,654 --> 00:09:12,622
No!
299
00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:18,361
Yo!
Still no movement.
300
00:09:18,362 --> 00:09:19,462
How was the snack machine?
301
00:09:19,463 --> 00:09:21,464
Ah. Snacks abound!
302
00:09:21,465 --> 00:09:22,899
Told you this place was awesome.
303
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,934
My theory is that Olson
and his brother
304
00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:26,168
have been using it
as a home base
305
00:09:26,169 --> 00:09:28,037
while they rob places
up and down the coast.
306
00:09:28,038 --> 00:09:30,106
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
307
00:09:30,107 --> 00:09:31,908
Do you desire
a crispened potato?
308
00:09:31,909 --> 00:09:33,709
Ah, don't mind if I dooble.
309
00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,278
Wait a minute.
"Crispened potato."
310
00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:36,412
Why are you fancy-talking?
311
00:09:36,413 --> 00:09:37,680
How dare you, sir?
312
00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:39,282
I speak the common tongue.
313
00:09:39,283 --> 00:09:40,283
There it is again.
314
00:09:40,284 --> 00:09:41,617
You only do
that when you're lying
315
00:09:41,618 --> 00:09:42,617
or hiding something.
316
00:09:42,619 --> 00:09:43,719
Hiding? Ha!
317
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,720
Pish-posh!
318
00:09:45,722 --> 00:09:46,923
Housekeeping!
319
00:09:46,924 --> 00:09:48,691
That's not housekeeping!
That's betrayal!
320
00:09:48,692 --> 00:09:50,735
I can't believe
you called the sarge!
321
00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,696
Hey, Sarge.
322
00:09:53,697 --> 00:09:55,698
Don't "Hey, Sarge," me, Peralta!
323
00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,934
I'm about to break the rest
of your damn body!
324
00:09:57,935 --> 00:09:59,101
Okay. Fine.
325
00:09:59,102 --> 00:10:00,203
I accept my fate.
326
00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:01,904
Just take a picture
of my penis first,
327
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,573
for posterity, and then
do what you must.
328
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,009
Amy says that we should
start dinner without her.
329
00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,911
Then she writes,
"Whatevs," colon,
330
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,047
hyphen, closed parenthesis.
331
00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:12,048
Great.
332
00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:13,683
It's much nicer
just the four of us.
333
00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:15,151
I mean, we can
really get into it.
334
00:10:15,152 --> 00:10:17,153
Yeah, let's do just that.
335
00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:19,889
So Marcus, what
orchids can you name?
336
00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:20,990
Oh, that's easy.
337
00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:22,158
None.
338
00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:24,060
Uh, well, here are
the orchids that I can name.
339
00:10:24,061 --> 00:10:26,629
Beclardia, Beloglottis,
Benthamia, Diphylax,
340
00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:27,897
Dipodium, Evotella...
341
00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:29,899
Raymond, you know
how much I love
342
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,400
hearing you talk
about orchids...
343
00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,035
Great.
Then there's Eriaxis...
344
00:10:33,036 --> 00:10:36,205
But I would love to hear
more about our guest.
345
00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:38,508
Rosa, tell us about your family.
346
00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,144
I have one.
347
00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,881
You got to give him
more deets than that.
348
00:10:44,882 --> 00:10:46,249
Her father's a teacher.
349
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,416
They're from Bensonhurst.
350
00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:48,951
Speaking of which,
have they finished
351
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,520
repairing the Hubble
Space Telescope?
352
00:10:50,521 --> 00:10:51,621
Yes.
Six years ago.
353
00:10:51,622 --> 00:10:54,323
So do you have siblings?
354
00:10:55,492 --> 00:10:59,595
I have...
355
00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:00,663
two sisters.
356
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,201
I have to leave this.
357
00:11:10,574 --> 00:11:11,841
Phew! Great idea.
358
00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:12,842
Take a breather.
359
00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:14,810
That was way too personal.
360
00:11:14,811 --> 00:11:16,412
No one needs to know
you have sisters.
361
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:19,449
New topic: The moons of Jupiter.
362
00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:21,651
I think I might be pregnant.
363
00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:24,554
Oh.
364
00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:29,425
Oh...
365
00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:32,195
Oh, n...
366
00:11:32,196 --> 00:11:33,796
No.
367
00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:35,698
I came down here to stop you
368
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:37,166
from doing something stupid.
369
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:39,268
I called the ACPD and told them
370
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:41,437
we had a possible perp
at this motel.
371
00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:42,705
They're sending a squad car.
372
00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:44,207
Wow, Boyle.
373
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,875
The fact that you
would sell me out
374
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,411
after I brought you
to Atlantic City
375
00:11:48,412 --> 00:11:50,847
on a half-expenses-paid,
best-friend trip.
376
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:52,615
I know. I'm sorry.
377
00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:54,884
It's just... I was worried
about you getting hurt.
378
00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:57,053
No, Charles!
Don't apologize!
379
00:11:57,054 --> 00:11:58,421
We're mad at him!
380
00:11:58,422 --> 00:12:01,691
I had to miss family dinner
to drive my ass out here.
381
00:12:01,692 --> 00:12:03,493
Well, no one asked
you to do that.
382
00:12:03,494 --> 00:12:04,660
Actually, I did.
Remember?
383
00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:05,695
I betrayed you.
384
00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:07,330
Charles, what are you
doing, bud?
385
00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:08,831
I just dug you out of this.
386
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:10,166
Peralta, we're going home
387
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,567
as soon as that squad car
gets here.
388
00:12:11,568 --> 00:12:13,536
Until then, you sit tight.
389
00:12:13,537 --> 00:12:14,837
You're on time out.
390
00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:16,005
That's your time-out chair.
391
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:18,741
Fine, but first,
I have to go to the bathroom.
392
00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:21,511
And it will be work,
due to my injured tailbone
393
00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:23,880
and bruised bladder.
394
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,788
What the hell?
395
00:12:31,789 --> 00:12:33,356
Oh.
396
00:12:33,357 --> 00:12:34,791
Please be Olson.
397
00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,260
Please be Olson.
Please be Olson.
398
00:12:37,261 --> 00:12:38,461
You're not Olson.
399
00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:40,630
♪ ♪
400
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,764
Oh, no.
401
00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:43,599
♪ ♪
402
00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:46,869
Uh-oh.
403
00:12:49,049 --> 00:12:50,605
♪
404
00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:52,831
I should be at home,
taking care of my real babies.
405
00:12:52,832 --> 00:12:54,300
Not some big, dumb work baby.
406
00:12:54,301 --> 00:12:56,168
I know you're upset, Sarge,
but I think the fact
407
00:12:56,169 --> 00:12:57,937
that you came
all the way down here
408
00:12:57,938 --> 00:12:59,471
has really taught Jake a lesson.
409
00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:00,472
Help!
410
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,472
And I'm wrong.
411
00:13:01,474 --> 00:13:02,508
He's done something dumb.
412
00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:04,243
- Help! Help!
- Cover yourself, Jake.
413
00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:07,212
It's your friend
Charles Boyle from work!
414
00:13:07,213 --> 00:13:09,882
Hey, guys.
415
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,585
What the hell are you doing
416
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,186
out there, Peralta?
417
00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:16,822
Would you believe
that my urine stream
418
00:13:16,823 --> 00:13:18,023
was so powerful that it...
419
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,358
- No!
- Okay.
420
00:13:19,359 --> 00:13:21,126
I thought I saw our perp,
421
00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:22,828
and I know I'm not
supposed to be working,
422
00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:24,396
but technically,
I wasn't working
423
00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:26,492
because it wasn't our guy.
424
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:27,499
Get out of the bathroom!
425
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,601
Yeah.
426
00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:30,436
We're gonna go sit
on those gross beds
427
00:13:30,437 --> 00:13:31,537
and talk about the fact
428
00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:32,705
that you have a real problem!
429
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:33,806
Okay, I get that you're mad,
430
00:13:33,807 --> 00:13:35,140
and we are definitely
gonna talk,
431
00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:36,475
but I still haven't,
technically,
432
00:13:36,476 --> 00:13:38,143
gotten to go pee,
so if you wouldn't mind...
433
00:13:38,144 --> 00:13:39,144
I don't care.
434
00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:40,479
You have lost the right to pee.
435
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,214
You can fidget, little man.
436
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,850
Well, it's gonna be on you
437
00:13:44,851 --> 00:13:46,719
when we're all covered
in my whiz.
438
00:13:46,753 --> 00:13:48,320
Get your ass out there.
439
00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:52,358
Are your bosoms tender?
440
00:13:52,392 --> 00:13:54,392
I'm gonna pretend that you
didn't just ask me that.
441
00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,528
Are your senses heightened?
442
00:13:56,529 --> 00:13:57,630
I think I might be pregnant,
443
00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:59,965
not bitten by
a radioactive spider.
444
00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:02,534
Kevin asked me about my sister.
445
00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:03,836
She just told me she's pregnant,
446
00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,104
and that made me think...
447
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,639
I've been feeling
run down lately,
448
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,973
my stomach's been weird,
449
00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:09,208
and I just did
the math in my head
450
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:10,476
and I think
I'm a little bit late.
451
00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:12,177
Late to...
452
00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:13,345
Oh, right. Right.
453
00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:15,047
Your...
454
00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:16,081
What if I'm pregnant?
455
00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,082
Do I tell Marcus?
456
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,083
What do I do with a baby?
457
00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:19,318
How do you take care
of those things?
458
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,386
Why are their heads so soft?
459
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:21,787
Before you spiral any more,
460
00:14:21,788 --> 00:14:23,088
you should take
a pregnancy test.
461
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,823
Yes. Smart.
Immediately.
462
00:14:24,858 --> 00:14:26,058
Oh.
463
00:14:26,059 --> 00:14:27,793
Immediately immediately.
464
00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:29,061
Very well.
465
00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:30,663
I'll figure out a way
to get you out of here
466
00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:32,097
without arousing suspicion.
467
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:33,265
Now I'm regretting
468
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,901
blowing through my orchid
material so quickly.
469
00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:38,270
Jake, you put work ahead
of everything else,
470
00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:39,505
and it's not healthy.
471
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:42,241
Remember Cagney and Lacey's
third birthday party?
472
00:14:42,242 --> 00:14:44,009
I hired you as Jakels the Clown.
473
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,210
How'd that go?
474
00:14:45,211 --> 00:14:49,748
And Jeremy the giraffe
has a very long neck!
475
00:14:49,783 --> 00:14:51,750
That's it.
476
00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:53,986
That little girl was strangled!
477
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,088
You were thinking
that at a kid's party.
478
00:14:56,122 --> 00:14:57,223
Life is more than just
479
00:14:57,224 --> 00:14:58,557
whatever case you're working on.
480
00:14:58,558 --> 00:15:00,359
If you don't figure out
how to balance things,
481
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,694
you're gonna burn out
or get hurt.
482
00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:02,695
Oh, look.
483
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:03,695
You did get hurt.
484
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:04,697
Okay! Fine.
485
00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:05,998
You guys make some great points,
486
00:15:05,999 --> 00:15:07,900
but counterpoint:
487
00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:09,068
I am right all the time.
488
00:15:09,069 --> 00:15:10,135
There's our perp.
489
00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:14,373
All right. Let's go!
490
00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:15,407
Jake!
491
00:15:15,408 --> 00:15:17,243
Observe him from a safe distance
492
00:15:17,244 --> 00:15:19,204
while we wait for
the Atlantic City PD to show up.
493
00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:21,046
My exact instinct
as well, Sarge.
494
00:15:21,081 --> 00:15:22,214
Good thinking.
495
00:15:22,249 --> 00:15:23,382
Oh, no.
496
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:24,984
Are you certain we have
to cut the party short?
497
00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:26,485
Yes; Unfortunately,
Detective Diaz
498
00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:28,554
has an unexpected emergency
to take care of.
499
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:29,588
All right.
500
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:30,689
Do you need to go as well?
501
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,191
No; It's not quite
captain-worthy.
502
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:36,128
But still advanced enough
that Detective Diaz's talents
503
00:15:36,162 --> 00:15:39,298
are best qualified
to handle the...
504
00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:40,733
Non-emergency emergency.
505
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:41,734
Yes. Precisely.
506
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:42,902
See? She's great.
507
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:43,903
I should go do that.
508
00:15:43,904 --> 00:15:44,904
Now.
509
00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,705
Yes.
510
00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:49,708
- Hey. What's up?
- Hi.
511
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,577
Sorry we're so late.
512
00:15:51,578 --> 00:15:52,711
Actually, the party is over.
513
00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:53,746
What?
514
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,381
The party is over!
515
00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:57,683
Oh, I see.
You heard me.
516
00:15:57,684 --> 00:15:59,785
You were just taken by surprise.
517
00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:02,021
Very well.
Good night.
518
00:16:02,055 --> 00:16:03,722
But... oh!
519
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:05,024
♪ ♪
520
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:09,328
All I wanted to do
was impress Captain Holt,
521
00:16:09,329 --> 00:16:10,462
and you know what?
522
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:11,463
It didn't matter.
523
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:12,831
It didn't matter
that we were late,
524
00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:14,667
it didn't matter
that I was chill,
525
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:16,535
and it didn't matter
that the rats ate my salad.
526
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:17,770
Oh, no.
527
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,505
I definitely saw them
running away from it.
528
00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:25,244
♪ ♪
529
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,345
You know what, my friend?
530
00:16:26,346 --> 00:16:28,247
It's time to be chill for real.
531
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:31,250
♪ ♪
532
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,284
Mmm.
533
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,853
Yes, Gaga! Yes!
534
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:34,920
That's the spirit!
535
00:16:37,324 --> 00:16:38,324
We should go.
536
00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:39,358
Yep.
537
00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:41,193
Damn ACPD.
538
00:16:41,194 --> 00:16:42,294
They should be here by now.
539
00:16:42,329 --> 00:16:44,096
He's looking at us.
540
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,664
Pretend to use
the ice machine, Boyle.
541
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:46,866
Gladly!
542
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,300
Why is it so fun
to get hotel ice?
543
00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,135
It feels wasteful,
but also, like,
544
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:51,871
"I bought this room.
I deserve this ice."
545
00:16:51,905 --> 00:16:54,473
Shh!
He's on the move.
546
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,541
Okay.
547
00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:57,476
I'll follow him
till the ACPD get here.
548
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,880
Damn it!
Stay put, Peralta!
549
00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:01,981
I will!
Don't worry!
550
00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:03,449
I'm just gonna let
Sarge follow him.
551
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,683
I'm gonna stay right here.
I can't do it.
552
00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:05,718
I'm gonna cut him off
in the alley!
553
00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:06,719
Ow! Ow! Ow!
554
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:09,788
Ha! Shortcut!
555
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:11,223
You just got Jaked!
556
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,261
Oh!
Oh, Jake!
557
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,762
Oh! Ooh!
558
00:17:16,796 --> 00:17:18,731
Jake! You okay?
559
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:19,999
No, Sarge.
560
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,434
I got hit by a car!
561
00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:25,996
You happy now?
562
00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,564
Broken ribs and a million
563
00:17:27,565 --> 00:17:28,966
broken toes weren't
enough for you?
564
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,801
In retrospect, they were plenty.
565
00:17:30,802 --> 00:17:31,802
Yes.
566
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,804
The worst part is,
Olson got away.
567
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:35,272
That's the worst part?
568
00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:36,974
You could've died, man.
569
00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:38,475
I wasn't hurt that badly.
570
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:40,544
The doctor said all
my bleeding was internal.
571
00:17:40,545 --> 00:17:42,146
That's where the blood's
supposed to be.
572
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,547
Look, I know you're angry
573
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,049
because I disrespected you
as a boss.
574
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,250
No!
575
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:47,985
I'm upset my friend
doesn't want my help
576
00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:49,720
because he insists
on being an idiot!
577
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:50,854
You know what?
578
00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:52,122
You're a lost cause.
579
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:53,190
I'm done trying to help you.
580
00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:54,725
Terry's leaving.
581
00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:56,727
Wait.
582
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,932
My second year on the force,
I was working a drug case,
583
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,101
tracking this
drug dealer for months.
584
00:18:04,102 --> 00:18:05,836
Then, suddenly, he disappeared
585
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,237
right before Memorial Day,
586
00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:08,605
which I was supposed to take off
587
00:18:08,606 --> 00:18:10,307
for a guys' weekend
with some friends.
588
00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:12,643
But how?
We didn't know each other yet.
589
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:15,212
Oh.
Other friends.
590
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:17,281
While I was gone,
the dude resurfaced
591
00:18:17,282 --> 00:18:19,416
and got into a shootout
with another drug dealer.
592
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,218
Two civilians got shot.
593
00:18:21,219 --> 00:18:23,988
Meanwhile I was sipping
piña coladas in Philly.
594
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:26,257
From that day on, I vowed
to never take time off
595
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,891
during a case.
596
00:18:27,892 --> 00:18:29,760
Also, I don't love Philly.
597
00:18:29,794 --> 00:18:30,794
Jake, I get it.
598
00:18:31,796 --> 00:18:32,896
- Philly sucks.
- Yeah.
599
00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:34,131
But why didn't you ever tell us?
600
00:18:34,132 --> 00:18:35,833
I was embarrassed
about the choice I made.
601
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,534
People got hurt because of me.
602
00:18:37,569 --> 00:18:39,503
Perps get away.
People get hurt.
603
00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:40,704
That's part of the job.
604
00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:42,506
But if you don't give
yourself a break,
605
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,241
you'll be no use to anyone.
606
00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:46,076
Because you'll be dead.
607
00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:47,077
Real talk alert!
608
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,047
Okay.
609
00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:51,047
I get it.
610
00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:52,049
I'd give you a hug,
611
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,284
but right now, my body has
612
00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:55,653
the structural integrity
of a chocolate soufflé.
613
00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:58,022
Ooh!
614
00:18:58,056 --> 00:19:00,157
♪ ♪
615
00:19:00,158 --> 00:19:02,393
I am so hungover.
616
00:19:02,394 --> 00:19:05,229
Did we steal these
sunglasses last night?
617
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:06,263
No.
618
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:09,466
You paid the bodega guy
$200 for them.
619
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,701
And his shirt.
620
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:11,802
Ooh.
621
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,203
That explains why
I have a triple XL
622
00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:15,739
Scarface hoodie on my couch.
623
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,141
Eh, worth it.
624
00:19:17,142 --> 00:19:18,542
It was a pretty fun night.
625
00:19:18,577 --> 00:19:20,477
Hey, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry
626
00:19:20,478 --> 00:19:22,179
for cancelling
the party so abruptly.
627
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:25,516
There was a non-emergency
emergency.
628
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:26,516
Your loss.
629
00:19:26,518 --> 00:19:27,851
Amy made a salad
630
00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:29,253
and a cake, and they were...
631
00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:31,255
Amazing.
632
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:32,690
Well, let's put a make-up dinner
633
00:19:32,691 --> 00:19:33,691
in the calendar.
634
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:35,192
Or we could just
go with the flow.
635
00:19:35,193 --> 00:19:36,393
See what happens.
636
00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:38,128
I don't give a... what?
637
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:39,163
Too much.
638
00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:40,598
I mean, that would be great.
639
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:41,599
Thank you, sir.
640
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:44,767
Captain.
641
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,537
Detective Diaz.
642
00:19:47,706 --> 00:19:48,939
I'm not pregnant.
643
00:19:48,974 --> 00:19:50,207
I see.
644
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,709
I just wanted to say thank you.
645
00:19:52,711 --> 00:19:54,812
Talking to you
was really helpful.
646
00:19:54,813 --> 00:19:56,814
Maybe mixing our personal
and professional lives
647
00:19:56,815 --> 00:19:58,315
isn't as disgusting
as it sounds.
648
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,718
Yes, I agree.
649
00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:03,854
And...
650
00:20:03,855 --> 00:20:04,854
I'm glad I could help.
651
00:20:04,856 --> 00:20:08,592
Now, let's never talk about...
652
00:20:09,728 --> 00:20:10,728
Stop pointing at it.
653
00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:11,962
Yes. Of course.
654
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:14,064
Um...
655
00:20:14,065 --> 00:20:15,065
Dismissed?
656
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,437
♪ ♪
657
00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:21,472
Yo!
658
00:20:21,473 --> 00:20:22,573
Welcome back, Peralta.
659
00:20:22,574 --> 00:20:23,607
You look rested.
660
00:20:23,608 --> 00:20:24,607
Thank you.
I am.
661
00:20:24,609 --> 00:20:26,043
I caught up on a lot
of very important
662
00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:27,278
daytime television.
663
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:29,560
I tried grapefruit juice for
the first time... terrible...
664
00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:30,748
and one day, I even bought
665
00:20:30,782 --> 00:20:31,781
the newspaper.
666
00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:34,518
It was raining,
and I needed a cheap umbrella.
667
00:20:34,553 --> 00:20:35,653
Impressive.
668
00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:37,321
And how's
your broken everything?
669
00:20:37,322 --> 00:20:38,489
Doctor gave me the all-clear
670
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,190
to come back to work,
and I'm allowed to have
671
00:20:40,191 --> 00:20:41,659
light, non-strenuous sex,
672
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,861
provided I stretch
before and after.
673
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,095
Nice.
674
00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:50,634
Well, it's great
to have you back.
675
00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:53,270
Your perp got picked up
by some uniforms
676
00:20:53,271 --> 00:20:54,605
in the Seven-Eight,
677
00:20:54,606 --> 00:20:56,840
but I have a couple other
B&Es you could jump on.
678
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,342
Oh, actually, Sarge,
679
00:20:58,343 --> 00:21:00,611
I'm not back-back just yet.
680
00:21:00,612 --> 00:21:02,713
I decided to take
two more vacation days.
681
00:21:02,714 --> 00:21:04,415
A friend of mine said
I needed to experience
682
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,416
life outside of work.
683
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:06,417
Smart friend.
684
00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:07,885
Anyways, I figured I owed Boyle
685
00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:09,486
a legit trip to AC, so.
686
00:21:09,487 --> 00:21:10,487
That's right, y'all!
687
00:21:10,488 --> 00:21:12,856
It's time for AC/DC: Part Two.
688
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:15,326
Atlantic City Destruction Crew.
689
00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:16,360
Actually, not bad.
690
00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:18,395
Because we are going to destroy
691
00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:21,332
eight different
taffy crawls and one
692
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:24,468
"Ghosts of the Boardwalk"
bus tour!
693
00:21:24,469 --> 00:21:25,569
Not where I saw that going,
694
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,604
but I'm still excited!
695
00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:27,605
Ha ho!
696
00:21:27,606 --> 00:21:29,406
This is gonna be epic, bro!
697
00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:30,541
Quick, Sarge!
698
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,309
Punch me in the ribs
as hard as you can!
699
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:37,147
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