1 00:00:06,864 --> 00:00:09,420 Hey, Gina, you got that file I needed Captain Holt to sign? 2 00:00:09,421 --> 00:00:11,660 Uh-huh. 3 00:00:20,537 --> 00:00:21,837 Mm. 4 00:00:21,871 --> 00:00:24,239 Gina hasn't taken her eyes off her phone in two hours. 5 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,342 First person to make her look up wins the pot. 6 00:00:26,376 --> 00:00:27,643 I'm in. 7 00:00:27,644 --> 00:00:29,845 A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score. 8 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:31,280 Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag. 9 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,982 I used to have to distract her from her phone 10 00:00:32,983 --> 00:00:35,184 all the time when we were smooshin' booties. 11 00:00:35,218 --> 00:00:36,685 - Ugh. - Yeah. 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,754 Hey, girl... 13 00:00:38,755 --> 00:00:41,190 Catch you later. 14 00:00:42,225 --> 00:00:43,726 Mid-morning dance party. 15 00:00:45,762 --> 00:00:47,830 She's dancing even better than normal. 16 00:00:47,864 --> 00:00:51,400 Oh, my God, did you hear that George W. Bush died? 17 00:00:51,434 --> 00:00:52,568 Who dat? 18 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,337 Ooh. 19 00:00:55,372 --> 00:00:57,840 Gina may never look at another real human being again. 20 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:58,873 She's unbeatable. 21 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:02,277 Oh, I don't know about that. 22 00:01:02,278 --> 00:01:05,214 Terrence Jeffords, are you kidding me? 23 00:01:05,248 --> 00:01:08,384 Changed my relationship status to "it's complicated." 24 00:01:08,385 --> 00:01:09,618 Pony up, y'all! 25 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,387 Whoo! 26 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:13,422 It's my wife. 27 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:15,424 Hey, baby. 28 00:01:15,425 --> 00:01:17,426 No! No, no, no. It was a mistake. 29 00:01:17,427 --> 00:01:20,462 My thumb slipped and... I have to go home. 30 00:01:20,463 --> 00:01:24,182 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 31 00:01:24,183 --> 00:01:30,182 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:40,483 --> 00:01:43,852 Ladies and gentlemen, today is the greatest day of my life. 33 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:47,456 Guess who just got murdered! 34 00:01:47,457 --> 00:01:49,992 That's right... it's Carl Mather. 35 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,561 What? I'm the only one gasping? 36 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:55,397 Guys, Carl Mather? Did 25 years in Attica... 37 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:57,766 Sor... sorry. 38 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,001 Just point at me when you want me to gasp. 39 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,269 Will do. 40 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:02,538 Mather is part of the Fulton Street Four. 41 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,806 Oh! 42 00:02:03,807 --> 00:02:06,308 They stole $21 million from an armored car depot. 43 00:02:06,309 --> 00:02:08,277 Feds caught them but they never found the money. 44 00:02:08,311 --> 00:02:11,013 - Until now. - You found $21 million? 45 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,848 Oh, God no. Not yet. 46 00:02:12,849 --> 00:02:14,617 I can see how that would be confusing though. 47 00:02:14,618 --> 00:02:16,185 I'm sorry. But I'm going to. 48 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,386 Over the past six months, 49 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,054 all four of these guys have been released, 50 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,656 and now one of them shows up dead. 51 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:22,191 Someone's after that money, 52 00:02:22,192 --> 00:02:24,226 and they're willing to kill for it. 53 00:02:25,495 --> 00:02:26,629 You're getting ahead of yourself. 54 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:27,863 You don't know that Mather's death 55 00:02:27,864 --> 00:02:29,164 is connected to the money yet. 56 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:31,266 Don't turn this into something bigger than it is, 57 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:34,903 not with Madeline Wuntch watching us at all times. 58 00:02:36,139 --> 00:02:38,173 Ew. When'd they put that in? 59 00:02:38,174 --> 00:02:39,942 Right after Wuntch got promoted. 60 00:02:39,943 --> 00:02:41,844 She had it installed at that height so she'd, 61 00:02:41,845 --> 00:02:44,747 I quote, "always be looking down at me," unquote. 62 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,148 Treat this like a regular case. 63 00:02:46,182 --> 00:02:49,184 Sir, with all due respect, this is an epic case. 64 00:02:49,185 --> 00:02:50,419 It's the reason I became a cop. 65 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,700 I mean, hunting down a murderer, 66 00:02:51,721 --> 00:02:53,422 recovering millions in stolen money, 67 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,704 rappelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth. 68 00:02:55,725 --> 00:02:56,959 Why would you jump out of a helicopter 69 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,993 with a knife in your mouth? 70 00:02:58,028 --> 00:03:00,362 It's called a chopper, and the knife is in my mouth 71 00:03:00,363 --> 00:03:02,564 because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. 72 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:04,333 And that's how it's going down. 73 00:03:04,367 --> 00:03:07,836 Okay, reminder, tomorrow we are hosting 74 00:03:07,871 --> 00:03:10,706 a field trip for the Brooklyn Park Magnet School. 75 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,541 Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets. 76 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,676 Pacemaker. 77 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,544 I'm actually not gonna correct you on that. 78 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:18,113 Guys, I really need this to go well. 79 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,549 My girls are on the wait list for their preschool 80 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,585 and it's twice as tough to get in with twins. 81 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,019 Why don't you just get one of them in 82 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,888 and then let them take turns going to school every other day? 83 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:28,290 Diaz, that's crazy. 84 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,658 I asked my wife and she said no. 85 00:03:29,693 --> 00:03:32,027 This field trip has to go well. 86 00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,862 This is my chance to impress the principal. 87 00:03:33,897 --> 00:03:35,464 Sarge, you're in luck. 88 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,700 I went to a magnet school where I was voted 89 00:03:37,701 --> 00:03:40,236 "most likely to befriend a school administrator." 90 00:03:40,237 --> 00:03:41,503 Oh, Amy. 91 00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:43,305 Preteens are my people. 92 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,907 I speak their language. 93 00:03:44,908 --> 00:03:47,076 They are gonna have an amazing time. 94 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:48,777 Thanks, guys. That's great. 95 00:03:48,778 --> 00:03:50,112 If you want, I can show them some of the cool stuff 96 00:03:50,113 --> 00:03:51,380 we have in the evidence locker. 97 00:03:51,381 --> 00:03:53,182 I'm pretty sure there's a bag of hands in there. 98 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:54,783 Whoa! No. No. 99 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,585 We got to make this place kid-friendly. 100 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:58,387 No crime scene photos lying about. 101 00:03:58,388 --> 00:03:59,722 That's not a crime scene. 102 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:02,157 That's a boudoir photo I'm having framed for my wife. 103 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,226 That's me underneath the mask. 104 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:05,294 Oh, God! 105 00:04:06,863 --> 00:04:09,064 Next, let's get statements from the neighbors. 106 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:10,366 Ah, hello, Captain. 107 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,535 Quick update: Another one of the Fulton Street Four 108 00:04:12,536 --> 00:04:13,936 was murdered here this morning. 109 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:16,705 Huh, I'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately. 110 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,707 This is a crime scene and I'm a professional. 111 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:19,875 You did it before I showed up? 112 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:21,377 Yeah, that is exactly correct. 113 00:04:21,378 --> 00:04:23,946 So two of these guys murdered in the past two days? 114 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:25,414 It has to be tied to the missing money. 115 00:04:25,415 --> 00:04:26,448 Admit I was right. 116 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,517 Circumstances do suggest a connection. 117 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:29,785 Admit it with more gusto. 118 00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:31,654 - You were right. - Yes! Did you get it, Boyle? 119 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,022 Oh, the camera was in selfie mode, 120 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,423 but I look super proud of you. 121 00:04:34,424 --> 00:04:37,026 Unfortunately, because this case has turned out to be important, 122 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,294 that she-skunk Madeline Wuntch 123 00:04:38,328 --> 00:04:39,962 has her hindquarters pointed right at it. 124 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:41,630 She wants to see us in her office, 125 00:04:41,631 --> 00:04:43,465 no doubt to give the case to Major Crimes. 126 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,700 No, no, no. We can't let that happen. 127 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,668 Sir, we have to do something. 128 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:46,802 Fine. I'll seduce her. 129 00:04:46,803 --> 00:04:48,003 I'll just put on my bike shorts 130 00:04:48,004 --> 00:04:49,672 and give her a glimpse of the quad cities. 131 00:04:49,673 --> 00:04:51,440 No. No. That's not what I meant. 132 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:52,641 I meant we have to fight her. 133 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:54,610 We're not gonna fight her. She's the devil. 134 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:58,380 And you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. 135 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,782 Also, because in Madeline's case, 136 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:02,618 she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws. 137 00:05:02,652 --> 00:05:05,654 If she wants the case, it's hers. 138 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,590 For the record, you're turning this murder scene 139 00:05:07,591 --> 00:05:09,091 into a real bummer-scape. 140 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,259 Tell me you got that zinger. 141 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,827 Oh, the camera was in selfie mode again, 142 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:13,062 but I was really laughing hard. 143 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,496 Okay. 144 00:05:14,497 --> 00:05:19,702 Okay, kids, this is where my detective squad solves crimes. 145 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:22,371 - Wow. - This is my desk. 146 00:05:22,372 --> 00:05:25,374 You can tell by the framed 200-piece puzzle 147 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,209 my three-year-olds put together on their own. 148 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,111 That's very advanced, Sergeant Jeffords. 149 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:31,347 Is it? I wouldn't know what milestones 150 00:05:31,348 --> 00:05:34,850 are impressive to a school admissions officer. 151 00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:36,952 They can count to 20 in English and Mandarin. 152 00:05:36,953 --> 00:05:40,189 Hi. Detective Santiago, magnet school alumna. 153 00:05:40,223 --> 00:05:41,790 Well, I appreciate that you used 154 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:43,559 the proper declension of alumnus. 155 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,494 Well, some say Latin is a dead language, 156 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:47,897 but I say it's just taking a long nap. 157 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:53,135 Okay, you two are obviously the alphas. 158 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:54,603 Let me guess. 159 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:59,041 You're dating the blond kid and you like Filipino Bieber 160 00:05:59,042 --> 00:06:00,576 but you're worried he's still into 161 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,078 Little Miss Side Braid Janky Purse. 162 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,180 How did you know? 163 00:06:04,214 --> 00:06:06,849 I know so much. 164 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:08,651 Hi, I'm Gina. 165 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:10,786 Hey. 166 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,257 Hello, Raymond. 167 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,494 How do you like my new office? 20th floor. 168 00:06:18,528 --> 00:06:20,129 Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high 169 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,263 without a broom under you. 170 00:06:21,264 --> 00:06:22,498 Enough niceties. Have a seat. 171 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:25,401 Thanks, but I'm actually fine standing. 172 00:06:25,402 --> 00:06:29,171 I could stay in these bad boys all day. 173 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:31,140 So two members of the Fulton Street Four 174 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,108 have been murdered... sounds like a big case. 175 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,110 No, it's actually the opposite. 176 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:37,279 Pretty much an NBT sitch. 177 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,848 No big thang. 178 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:41,750 The word is "thing," and the thing is big. 179 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:44,286 We believe someone is after the missing $21 million, 180 00:06:44,287 --> 00:06:46,755 and solving this murder could lead us to the money. 181 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:49,091 Sure, but that money's, like, 25 years old. 182 00:06:49,092 --> 00:06:50,559 It's probably not even good anymore. 183 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:52,862 Sorry. Cramped up. 184 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:55,598 This is a very important case, Raymond, 185 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,933 to me, and to the city of New York. 186 00:06:57,934 --> 00:07:00,069 I'm not sure the Nine-Nine has the resources 187 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,737 to deal with something of this magnitude. 188 00:07:01,771 --> 00:07:03,572 I understand the politics. 189 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,374 This is a high-profile case. 190 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,042 Do what you must. 191 00:07:07,077 --> 00:07:08,811 What I was going to say is, 192 00:07:08,812 --> 00:07:10,646 since you don't have the resources, 193 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:11,927 I'll give you anything you need. 194 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:13,616 The case is yours. You have my full support. 195 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:14,683 What? 196 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:18,216 He meant that more excited. Like, "What!" 197 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,959 Okay, two of the Fulton Street Four are dead. 198 00:07:21,994 --> 00:07:24,362 My hunch... one of them is killing off his co-scums 199 00:07:24,363 --> 00:07:25,997 so he can keep the money for his scum-self. 200 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,498 We'll start with Reggie Bludsoe. 201 00:07:27,499 --> 00:07:29,600 He listed a Brooklyn address with his parole officer. 202 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:31,068 We're gonna nail this son of a bitch. 203 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:32,203 Unless he's innocent... 204 00:07:32,204 --> 00:07:33,538 then we're gonna save the son of a bitch. 205 00:07:33,572 --> 00:07:35,239 Either way, this case is gonna be awesome. 206 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,009 Peralta, I'm putting myself on this investigation with you. 207 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:39,777 - What? Why? - Wuntch is up to something. 208 00:07:39,778 --> 00:07:42,046 There's only one reason why she would let us keep this case. 209 00:07:42,081 --> 00:07:43,314 She took one look at me and said, 210 00:07:43,315 --> 00:07:44,982 "That's the guy I want flying my chopper." 211 00:07:44,983 --> 00:07:46,150 You know how to fly a chopper? 212 00:07:46,151 --> 00:07:47,385 How hard could it be? 213 00:07:47,386 --> 00:07:48,786 It's just a big fan that goes in the sky. 214 00:07:48,787 --> 00:07:50,822 She let us keep this case because she wants us to fail. 215 00:07:50,856 --> 00:07:52,790 I'm coming along so that you don't waste 216 00:07:52,791 --> 00:07:55,059 time and resources turning this investigation 217 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,661 into another Ron McClane movie. 218 00:07:56,695 --> 00:07:58,896 Oh, you know it's John McClane. 219 00:07:58,897 --> 00:08:01,399 I've made my decision. End of discussion. 220 00:08:01,433 --> 00:08:02,567 All right, fine. 221 00:08:02,568 --> 00:08:04,068 But you're gonna have to take your own car. 222 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:06,237 I signed out that drug dealer's Lamborghini from the impound. 223 00:08:06,238 --> 00:08:07,305 It only has two seats. 224 00:08:07,339 --> 00:08:08,906 I saw that you had made that request. 225 00:08:08,907 --> 00:08:10,641 I changed it to a sensible sedan. 226 00:08:10,676 --> 00:08:12,243 Okay, but the sunroof stays open. 227 00:08:12,277 --> 00:08:13,411 There is no sunroof. 228 00:08:13,445 --> 00:08:15,480 Why did you even become a cop? 229 00:08:15,514 --> 00:08:17,882 Oh, great job, kids. 230 00:08:17,883 --> 00:08:20,084 Don't solve too many crimes and put me out of business. 231 00:08:20,119 --> 00:08:22,253 Terry's got to pay the rent. 232 00:08:23,856 --> 00:08:26,591 Dr. Susman wants a private chat with me. 233 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,659 Thanks for warming her up, Santiago. 234 00:08:28,694 --> 00:08:30,094 They didn't give eighth grade Amy 235 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:32,597 the key to the teacher's lounge just for nothing. 236 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:34,699 I stocked their fridge and cleaned up after them. 237 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:37,235 Great. So can you take over with the kids for a minute? 238 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:38,669 They're done with this activity. 239 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:42,006 Of course. I am amazing with kids. 240 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:44,509 Okay. 241 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:45,710 I am terrible with kids. 242 00:08:45,711 --> 00:08:47,612 I haven't listened to rap music in three years. 243 00:08:47,613 --> 00:08:49,447 I don't know the lingo. You have to do this. 244 00:08:49,448 --> 00:08:51,716 I can't... McKenzie is in the bathroom right now 245 00:08:51,717 --> 00:08:54,585 freaking out because Kelsey S. Made out with Hayes 246 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:57,221 even though she knows Brianna's into him. 247 00:08:57,256 --> 00:08:59,457 So unless you want the spring dance 248 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:03,294 to be a total drama fest, I have to be there for her. 249 00:09:03,295 --> 00:09:05,863 Honestly, you should show them a picture of a dead body. 250 00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:09,667 No! Rosa, Terry said to keep it kid-friendly. 251 00:09:09,668 --> 00:09:12,570 Okay, I'll just show them the stuff that I was into 252 00:09:12,571 --> 00:09:13,638 when I was their age. 253 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:15,373 - I'm done. - What do we do now? 254 00:09:15,374 --> 00:09:17,642 - What's next? - Hello, friends. 255 00:09:17,676 --> 00:09:19,877 Who here would like to see a presentation 256 00:09:19,878 --> 00:09:21,079 about crime statistics 257 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,648 as a function of demographics and time? 258 00:09:27,353 --> 00:09:28,953 Who wants to see a picture of a dead body? 259 00:09:28,987 --> 00:09:30,421 Me! 260 00:09:33,425 --> 00:09:34,826 Bludsoe lives at the end of his hall. 261 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,495 Hmm... I would have preferred an abandoned lighthouse 262 00:09:37,496 --> 00:09:39,931 or a dilapidated barn, but I can embellish in my memoirs. 263 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,366 Oh, I can't wait to read that book. 264 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:42,900 What are you gonna call it? 265 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:44,635 "Go Ahead, Jake My Day." 266 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:48,272 No, yours is much better. 267 00:09:48,273 --> 00:09:49,974 "Case Closed, Jake Open." 268 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:51,142 - Wow. - I know. 269 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:52,510 I said yours was better. 270 00:09:52,511 --> 00:09:53,945 Whatever. Let's just do this. 271 00:09:59,351 --> 00:10:00,918 NYPD. Open up. 272 00:10:08,093 --> 00:10:09,193 Hey, check it out. 273 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:10,428 Half-packed suitcase. 274 00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:11,963 Looks like Bludsoe was planning a trip 275 00:10:11,964 --> 00:10:13,464 until he got interrupted by someone. 276 00:10:13,465 --> 00:10:15,033 - Or something. - Like what? 277 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,768 I don't know... I just thought it would help the intrigue. 278 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:17,869 It did. 279 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:18,936 That's enough chitchat already. 280 00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:20,338 Come on, how many people have to get killed 281 00:10:20,339 --> 00:10:21,706 before you start having fun? 282 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:23,708 You do know it's our job to stop the killing, right? 283 00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:25,476 Wait a second. 284 00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:26,978 I think I smell a dead body. 285 00:10:28,514 --> 00:10:31,382 Nope. My mistake. 286 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:32,784 Wait! Don't close that. 287 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,285 Look. Handprint. 288 00:10:34,319 --> 00:10:36,621 That's a fake wall. 289 00:10:36,622 --> 00:10:37,922 NYPD. 290 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:39,991 Come out with your hands on your head. 291 00:10:39,992 --> 00:10:41,693 Don't shoot! Don't shoot. 292 00:10:41,694 --> 00:10:43,161 He's trying to kill me. 293 00:10:43,195 --> 00:10:45,630 So I guess, if I had to sum them up, 294 00:10:45,631 --> 00:10:47,498 Cagney is the intellectual one, 295 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:52,070 whereas Lacey is more of your traditional prodigy. 296 00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:54,572 Well, your daughters sound great. 297 00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:57,375 You know, I'm gonna look over their applications again. 298 00:10:57,409 --> 00:10:58,876 Oh, no, that's not necessary. 299 00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:00,111 It's Jeffords with two Fs. 300 00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:02,714 But what really matters is that your students 301 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:04,749 have an amazing experience here today. 302 00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:07,418 They are. 303 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:09,420 Look, Rosa. Sarge is here. 304 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:10,555 Oh, my God. 305 00:11:12,591 --> 00:11:14,359 Children, get out of this room immediately. 306 00:11:14,393 --> 00:11:15,560 Let's go. 307 00:11:15,561 --> 00:11:17,328 What the hell, guys? 308 00:11:17,329 --> 00:11:18,363 They're 12 years old. 309 00:11:18,364 --> 00:11:20,665 I would've killed to have seen a bag of hands at that age. 310 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:23,034 I'm so sorry... I tired to be myself and they hated it. 311 00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:25,803 - Where were you? - Saving the day. 312 00:11:25,804 --> 00:11:27,405 Hayes is out of the picture. 313 00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:30,508 The McKenzie/Kelsey S. beef is squashed, 314 00:11:30,509 --> 00:11:32,443 and Brianna's going to the dance with Aidan, 315 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,879 who's a much better match for her anyway, BT-dubs. 316 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,048 How does any of that help me? 317 00:11:37,082 --> 00:11:39,684 - Dr. Susman... - Good-bye, Sergeant Jeffords. 318 00:11:39,685 --> 00:11:41,419 I think this experience has been 319 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:42,787 more than enough for the children. 320 00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:44,255 We're done here. 321 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,291 I was walking home from the coffee shop. 322 00:11:46,325 --> 00:11:48,059 I have a job bussing tables there. 323 00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:51,296 Anyway, the next thing I know, Mikey D has a gun in my back. 324 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,764 Michael D'Angelo, the other member 325 00:11:52,765 --> 00:11:53,931 of the Fulton Street Four. 326 00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:55,900 Yes, believe it or not, I familiarized myself 327 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:57,669 with the names of all two suspects 328 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,871 in this high-profile homicide we're investigating. 329 00:11:59,905 --> 00:12:02,140 I fought him off, but he got my key. 330 00:12:02,174 --> 00:12:03,274 What's the key for? 331 00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:04,609 Each of us had one, 332 00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:06,611 and you needed all four to open the safe. 333 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:08,313 And what's in the safe? 334 00:12:08,347 --> 00:12:09,947 The $21 million. 335 00:12:09,948 --> 00:12:11,049 Bing... pot... 336 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,250 Nope... I was gonna say bingo, 337 00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:13,618 but then I was like, "Jackpot's better," 338 00:12:13,619 --> 00:12:15,753 but then it was too late; I was halfway through the word. 339 00:12:15,788 --> 00:12:17,588 Bingpot works. It's taking off. 340 00:12:17,623 --> 00:12:19,390 It's taking off. 341 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:22,627 Captain, D'Angelo has a place upstate. 342 00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,796 The local sheriff says there's a car in the driveway right now. 343 00:12:24,797 --> 00:12:26,064 He must be there. 344 00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:27,699 Okay, they're gonna have to raid the place without us. 345 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,900 It'll take us two hours to get up there. 346 00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:29,934 Or we could take... 347 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:31,169 We are not taking a helicopter. 348 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,570 You know I was gonna say chopper. 349 00:12:32,571 --> 00:12:34,205 Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun, 350 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:35,640 but a helicopter is exactly the kind 351 00:12:35,641 --> 00:12:37,442 of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use 352 00:12:37,443 --> 00:12:38,977 to bury me if something goes wrong. 353 00:12:38,978 --> 00:12:40,478 - Okay, sir... - Or... 354 00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:43,615 It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting. 355 00:12:43,616 --> 00:12:45,149 "You could've had a chopper, Raymond. 356 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,451 "Why didn't you take advantage? 357 00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:48,252 Just a minute... my cauldron's boiling over." 358 00:12:48,253 --> 00:12:50,421 Yeah, but what she actually said was, 359 00:12:50,456 --> 00:12:52,423 "Chopper's yours, Peralta." 360 00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:53,758 Your impression was better. 361 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,026 What did you do? 362 00:12:55,027 --> 00:12:56,861 She may have called me and I may have briefed her 363 00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,162 and she may have said yes to the chopper 364 00:12:58,163 --> 00:12:59,964 because it's definitely on its way right now! 365 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:01,860 I call middle seat! 366 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:04,963 Whoo! 367 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:08,100 This is awesome! 368 00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:11,003 Okay, just so we're clear, from this point forward, 369 00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:12,871 my call sign will be Death Blade. 370 00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:14,539 And I'll be Rum Tum Tugger. 371 00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:17,009 No, Boyle. No characters from Cats. 372 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,777 Dig deep. Think of something scary. 373 00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:19,878 Adolf Hitler. 374 00:13:19,912 --> 00:13:21,146 No! 375 00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:23,448 You will be... Sidewinder. 376 00:13:23,483 --> 00:13:25,317 All right, but I'm more scared of Hitler. 377 00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:27,119 How about you, Captain? What's your call sign? 378 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:28,887 I will be Captain Raymond Holt. 379 00:13:28,888 --> 00:13:30,455 Uh-huh, I knew you wouldn't play ball. 380 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,958 And that is why your call sign is Wet Blanket. 381 00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:35,661 Sidewinder, this is Death Blade. 382 00:13:35,662 --> 00:13:37,763 Do you copy, Sidewinder? Over. 383 00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:39,765 This is Sidewinder, Death Blade. 384 00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,667 I read you loud and clear. Over. 385 00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:43,869 Do you have a 20 on Wet Blanket, Sidewinder? 386 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:44,903 Over. 387 00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:46,939 - I do have a visual... - Over. 388 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,408 All right, look, Captain, Wuntch said that we could have 389 00:13:49,409 --> 00:13:50,742 anything we needed to solve this case. 390 00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:52,044 Yes, but why? 391 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,646 To catch a murderer who stole $21 million. 392 00:13:54,681 --> 00:13:56,615 No, it's so that when we do fail, 393 00:13:56,616 --> 00:13:59,718 it'll be that much more spectacular. 394 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:02,254 If we don't get D'Angelo, my career is over. 395 00:14:02,288 --> 00:14:07,526 But if we do catch him, your career will really take off. 396 00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,561 Chopper pun! 397 00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:12,564 Dr. Susman, I am so, so sorry. 398 00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:14,366 Please don't hold this against my daughters. 399 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,168 I would never do that. 400 00:14:16,169 --> 00:14:17,469 Preschool admissions are based 401 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:18,770 on what we think of the parents. 402 00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:19,838 Oh, no. 403 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:20,906 Dr. Susman... 404 00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:22,174 Nancy, if I may... 405 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,142 - You may not. - Okay. 406 00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:26,912 Look, our methods may have been a little unorthodox, 407 00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,347 and perhaps a little... 408 00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:29,715 Graphic and disgusting. 409 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,650 I was gonna go with yucky... 410 00:14:31,651 --> 00:14:33,852 But these kids had fun today. 411 00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:35,087 And they learned a lot. 412 00:14:35,088 --> 00:14:36,722 Tricia, what's Luminol? 413 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:38,757 It's used to look for blood in a crime scene. 414 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,459 Even if a criminal tried to clean it up, 415 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,461 the iron in blood makes the chemical glow. 416 00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,897 And, Bobby, what's enucleation? 417 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,765 It's when someone pops your eyeball out. 418 00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:48,634 Probably should've used a less gross example. 419 00:14:48,635 --> 00:14:49,868 The point is, 420 00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:52,170 this is exactly the kind of educational experience 421 00:14:52,171 --> 00:14:53,739 I loved about my magnet school. 422 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,574 Well, there's something to be said for that. 423 00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:59,044 Also, and more importantly, I got McKenzie and Brianna 424 00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,646 to stop hating on Kelsey S. 425 00:15:00,647 --> 00:15:03,048 And now they're best friends... you're welcome. 426 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,449 Wow, that's actually impressive. 427 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,450 Thank you. 428 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,985 So, Dr. Susman, 429 00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:09,655 let's just call this field trip what it was... 430 00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:10,822 a huge success. 431 00:15:10,857 --> 00:15:12,724 It was... interesting. 432 00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:14,560 I saw a prostitute. 433 00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:15,894 Not helping, kid. 434 00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:28,634 ♪ ♪ 435 00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:38,750 I'm Death Blade. 436 00:15:38,785 --> 00:15:44,784 ♪ ♪ 437 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,728 D'Angelo's place is just beyond those trees. 438 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:51,463 No one's gone in our out. 439 00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:53,265 Good thing we got here in time. 440 00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,732 Flew in on a chopper. 441 00:15:54,734 --> 00:15:56,735 Bell 412 or the A119 Koala? 442 00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:58,770 It's classified. 443 00:15:58,805 --> 00:16:00,572 Actually, it was the 350B2. 444 00:16:00,573 --> 00:16:01,907 Nice. 445 00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:03,208 No, don't give him the "nice." 446 00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:04,877 We haven't seen any movement in the house, 447 00:16:04,878 --> 00:16:06,311 but there are lights on in the barn. 448 00:16:06,346 --> 00:16:07,412 There's a barn? 449 00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:08,881 What is your fascination with barns? 450 00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:10,782 It's where all the awesome stand-offs happen... 451 00:16:10,783 --> 00:16:13,452 rusty farm equipment, light shining through bullet holes. 452 00:16:13,453 --> 00:16:15,854 I'll bet you at least one dove takes flight in slo-mo. 453 00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:17,789 I will take that bet, because that's impossible. 454 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,270 We've got a team on the back entrance, 455 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:21,827 a team watching the house, and a marksman on that hill. 456 00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:23,762 Okay, tell your men if they find the money first, 457 00:16:23,763 --> 00:16:25,430 that I get to riffle it next to my ear and go, 458 00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:26,498 "It's all here." 459 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:28,200 - Already told them, Jake. - Love you, bud. 460 00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:29,902 All right, let's lock and load. 461 00:16:32,906 --> 00:16:38,905 ♪ ♪ 462 00:16:39,846 --> 00:16:41,280 Dope. 463 00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:49,588 Moved faster than I was expecting, but still cool. 464 00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:50,989 I don't see him. 465 00:16:51,024 --> 00:16:52,758 Oh, he's here. 466 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:53,758 I can feel it. 467 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,227 He is. He's dead. 468 00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,196 - What? - The body is right here. 469 00:16:59,032 --> 00:17:01,033 Damn it! Bludsoe played us. 470 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:06,171 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 471 00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,773 - Hello? - Hey, it's Peralta. 472 00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:09,107 Is Bludsoe still in custody? 473 00:17:09,142 --> 00:17:11,243 Yeah, we got him. He's in his... 474 00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:14,446 Ooh. 475 00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:23,856 So... good news first. 476 00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:27,860 We're gonna be flying back past a beautiful sunset. 477 00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:29,995 Bad news... Bludsoe escaped from the hospital 478 00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:31,129 and we're all screwed. 479 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:34,614 But... Pretty sunset. 480 00:17:35,106 --> 00:17:36,527 Oh, man, look at the captain. 481 00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:38,372 He's pacing slowly. 482 00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,984 For him, that's like a full-on, rage-fueled freak out. 483 00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:44,287 The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still. 484 00:17:44,288 --> 00:17:46,022 Oh, no, he's standing perfectly still. 485 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,703 All right, I'm gonna go talk to him. 486 00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:48,925 Mm, no I'm not. 487 00:17:48,926 --> 00:17:51,595 Yep, I am. No, I'm not gonna do it. 488 00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:52,762 Okay, I am. I'm gonna go. 489 00:17:52,763 --> 00:17:54,064 Okay. Be careful. 490 00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:56,233 - You're so brave. - Thanks. 491 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:58,535 Hey, Captain. 492 00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,703 What you thinking about? 493 00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:02,072 Mostly about how Madeline Wuntch will destroy me 494 00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:04,374 because you wanted a helicopter to play action movie. 495 00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:07,544 I needed the helicopter because I was chasing a bad guy 496 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,678 because I'm a cop. 497 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,881 Really? It wasn't just to make this case epic? 498 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,449 This case is epic. 499 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,985 You're just too wrapped up in the politics to see it. 500 00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:17,053 Sir, we're tracking a triple murderer 501 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,522 who stole $21 million, 502 00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:21,124 and all you can think about is Madeline Wuntch. 503 00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:25,962 - You're right. - What's that now? 504 00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:27,964 Before I came to the Nine-Nine, 505 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,499 I was rotting away behind a desk 506 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,967 in the public relations department. 507 00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,537 All I wanted was the chance to do good police work again. 508 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:39,442 I just got it, and I blew it thinking about that devil toad. 509 00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:41,711 I'm tired of politics. 510 00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:44,214 Let's get that punk! Bludsoe. 511 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,116 This is amazing. 512 00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,584 Of course, we have no idea where he is, 513 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,785 but I love where your head's at. 514 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:49,920 He has no family. 515 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,087 Maybe there was a girlfriend 516 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,856 or someone he worked with at the coffee shop. 517 00:18:52,857 --> 00:18:54,291 The coffee shop... why would someone 518 00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,293 who knows they have $21 million coming 519 00:18:56,294 --> 00:18:57,828 take a minimum wage job? 520 00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,230 Because he needed access to that building. 521 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,932 Because that's where the money's hidden. 522 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,133 All right, we got to get there quick. 523 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,501 Maybe we should take the chopper. 524 00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,770 You said chopper. 525 00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:10,440 Death Blade, Sidewinder, it's go time! 526 00:19:10,475 --> 00:19:11,741 Roger that, Wet Blanket. 527 00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:14,411 No, from now on, call me... 528 00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:17,848 Velvet Thunder. 529 00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:19,950 Okay. 530 00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:24,321 Hey, Cagney and Lacey got off the wait list. 531 00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:26,123 Thank you, guys, for helping me. 532 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,991 Rosa, I should've listened to you. 533 00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:29,426 Yeah, everyone should listen to me 534 00:19:29,427 --> 00:19:30,660 all the time about everything. 535 00:19:30,661 --> 00:19:32,863 It was pretty fun. The kids actually liked me. 536 00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:34,331 I wish I could go back to middle school 537 00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:35,331 knowing what I know now. 538 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,400 I'd be so cool. 539 00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:39,369 And I'd get to retake all the tests. 540 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,004 And update some book reports. 541 00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:44,441 Oh, un, Gina, Dr. Susman said 542 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,476 you had a real impact on those kids. 543 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,378 Apparently, you were just named 544 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,147 Spring Dance Princess somehow. 545 00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:52,749 Mm-hmm, what am I always telling you guys? 546 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,117 I'm royalty. 547 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,886 All right, listen up. 548 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:57,554 We go in strong and we go in fast. 549 00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:59,189 Evans, you're on door breach. 550 00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,557 Patterson... flashbang. 551 00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,592 Boyle, stop squatting like that. 552 00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:03,894 Sorry, I thought it looked cool. 553 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,429 - It didn't. - On the count of three. 554 00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:08,698 It's Bludsoe! 555 00:20:08,699 --> 00:20:10,700 - NYPD! - Go, go, go! 556 00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,102 Facedown, flat on the ground! 557 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,870 Hey, over here, over here. 558 00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:20,243 Bingpot! 559 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,182 This rules. 560 00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:27,117 Did you know that my dream has always been to have 561 00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:29,152 my picture taken with a mountain of recovered cash? 562 00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:30,320 And it's always been my dream 563 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:31,755 to take that picture of you, Jake. 564 00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,356 - Oh. - Yeah. 565 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,658 Yeah! 566 00:20:34,659 --> 00:20:36,860 $21 million, Raymond. 567 00:20:36,894 --> 00:20:38,862 I have to admit, I'm impressed. 568 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:40,363 Sorry to disappoint you, Madeline. 569 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,598 I know you'd hoped we'd fail. 570 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,700 Oh, no, I couldn't be happier. 571 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,036 Wait... Why would you say that? 572 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:50,907 And why aren't you clenching your little rat hands in anger? 573 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,778 You didn't want me to fail. 574 00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:56,079 You wanted me to succeed. 575 00:20:56,114 --> 00:20:57,581 That's right. 576 00:20:57,582 --> 00:21:00,384 I was looking for an excuse to promote you to a desk job, 577 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,619 and you handed it to me on a silver platter 578 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:03,954 with your little rat hands. 579 00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,122 Oh, no. 580 00:21:05,123 --> 00:21:07,290 Say good-bye to the Nine-Nine, Raymond. 581 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,761 I'm making you head of NYPD Public Relations. 582 00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:13,263 Captain, get in here with me. 583 00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:15,465 Go ahead. Smile for the cameras, Raymond. 584 00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:17,401 That's your new job now. 585 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:20,103 Hey! 586 00:21:20,138 --> 00:21:21,872 Okay, quick, let's pose back-to-back 587 00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,940 with our arms crossed and a cocky smirk. 588 00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:27,677 You doing it? Your arms crossed? 589 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,279 No, arms down. That's good. 590 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,334 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/