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Just eating butter like
a popsicle, huh, Boyle?
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Yeah, I know, I'm spoiling myself,
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but I'm depressed. Or
have you forgotten
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that Jake, my best
friend, is in prison?
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- Wait, Jake's in prison?
- Yeah!
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He and Rosa were framed for
a bunch of bank robberies
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by Lieutenant Hawkins.
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Oh, right. And where's Gina?
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On maternity leave! We were
all at her baby shower
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- last week.
- Okay.
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And why am I bleeding?
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I don't know, Hitchcock.
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Oh, so you don't have all the answers.
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I'm bleeding because my piece-of-crap
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son-in-law bit me.
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Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa,
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which is why we have to
keep working the case.
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There has to be some
way to exonerate them.
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I've been looking, but
I can't find anything
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- and I don't know what to do.
- "I can't find anything
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and I don't know what to do":
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- title of your sex tape.
- What is happening
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- right now?!
- They caught Hawkins
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trying to flee the country.
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She confessed to everything,
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- and they let me out.
- Oh, my God,
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Jake, is it really you?
Are you really here?
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You know it, baby.
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But first... I gotta
hug my best friend.
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- Yeah.
- What?
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Welcome back, Peralta.
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I just heard from the mayor.
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To apologize for what happened to you,
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they're sending you to Disney World.
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You and one male guest.
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As long as I don't have to go
on any of the scary rides.
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- I'd just go for the shows.
- Yeah!
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Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!
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Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!
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Boyle!
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Were you dreaming about Jake again?
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Why did you wake me up?!
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I told you never to wake me up!
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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Wake up! Rise and shine!
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Good morning, Caleb.
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You woke up happy for once.
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You're damn right I did.
It's visiting day.
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It's visiting day!
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Happy visiting day.
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Happy visiting day, Tommy. You excited
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for the family to come?
Tino, is Maria on her way?
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Miguel, happy visiting day...
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And he hung himself. Oh, my God.
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Guard! Guard!
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- Hi, hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, man, three weeks is way too long
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- between visits.
- I know, I'm so sorry.
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It's been so hard to get down
to South Carolina between
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work and spending every
free minute on your case.
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All right, that's enough touching.
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You used all
the touching time, Amy.
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I get 100% of the
goodbye touching time.
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- 100%.
- So, Charles, I gotta ask:
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- what's going on with your hair?
- Well, it turned white
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from the stress, but I
didn't want you to worry,
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so I dyed it back to my normal color
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with a splash of Batali.
Do you like it?
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So, how's my case going?
Have you found anything
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on Hawkins? I've been
working it in here.
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You know, when no one's watching.
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In my cell. At night. In the dark.
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I guess I've been mostly
thinking about it.
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We're tracking her 24/7.
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You know, watching her men,
combing her old files,
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but she's done a great job
at covering her tracks.
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We will find something, babe.
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I swear. Don't give up hope, okay?
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How are they treating you?
Are you safe?
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Yeah, I'm in protective custody
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because everyone in gen pop hates cops.
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I'm not really sure why.
Something about us
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locking them in cages
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and letting the world pass them by.
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So, it sounds
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like you're isolated and
haven't had any chance
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- to make new friends.
- Well, my cellmate,
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- Caleb, is okay.
- Just remember he's in prison.
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No matter how small the
crime, people don't change
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and don't deserve second chances.
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Charles, relax. I'm not
gonna replace you.
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Trust me, all I've been thinking about
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is when you guys are
gonna get down here.
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And now you are, and
we can finally talk.
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There's an incident
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in the yard. We're going into lockdown.
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- Inmates, line up.
- No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I have 50 more minutes. I need this.
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- Back to your cells right now.
- No!
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My touching time.
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Sarge, Captain. Oh, you
guys brought Hitchcock.
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Uh, no, we just bumped
into him in the lobby.
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- We don't know why he's here.
- Jenny, baby!
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I love what prison's
doing to your figure.
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Okay. So, how's prison?
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Nobody likes cops in here, so
I had to earn their respect
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by starting a bunch of riots.
Got thrown in solitary
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for a week. What's going
on with your face?
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I hate seeing you like this,
so I'm flexing my eyes
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real hard to keep from crying.
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It's okay, we can still
have a normal conversation.
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So... how's the food?
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Pay no attention to him, Rosa.
He's very emotional, Rosa.
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Why are you saying my first name?
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Well, Rosa, I read an article
in a medical journal
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that said one destabilizing aspect
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of incarceration is the
constant dehumanization,
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Rosa. You need to be reminded
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that you're more than
just a number, Rosa.
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You are Rosa... Rosa.
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- Yup, that fixes prison.
- Is there anything we can do
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to help you? Anything you need done
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- on the outside?
- No, I'm good.
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- It's not a problem.
- Rosa.
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- We're here for you.
- Rosa.
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- Whatever you need.
- Rosa.
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Okay, I'll come up with a list.
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The alarm went off before
we could even talk.
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Aw, that's too bad, bud.
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But at least you have
people that wanna come
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and visit you. My family hasn't been
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to see my since my trial.
You eat nine people
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and all of the sudden they "don't know
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who you are anymore."
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Wait... what?
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Did you say "eat people"?
Are you a cannibal, Caleb?
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Well, that's not how I
would define myself.
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If we're going by what I'm
most passionate about,
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I would say that I'm a woodworker.
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Why did you think I was
in protective custody?
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I don't know, I guess I
hoped you were another cop
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wrongly convicted of
crimes you didn't commit.
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Nope, I did all my stuff and more.
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There's tons they can't
even trace to me.
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The secret is eating the evidence.
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Okay, this is just great.
I don't see anyone
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from the outside for
another three weeks
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and my only friend here is a cannibal.
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Woodworker. Look, if you really wanna
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talk to people on the outside,
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- just get a cell phone.
- Yeah, that'd be great,
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- but it's illegal, right?
- There's this guy
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in gen pop... Romero.
He can smuggle anything
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into this place: phones, drugs,
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- big bag of hair.
- Why would you want that?
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You know what? Don't tell me.
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The less I know about you, the better.
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Okay, let's find this Romero guy.
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Right now? I really wanna chomp down
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- on this meat.
- Caleb...
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This is scary.
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I don't like being so near gen pop.
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It's fine. It's not like they're
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all waiting for an
opportunity to kill us.
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I'm sure some of them
are actually nice,
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like this gentle giant here.
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Hello, sir, what brings
you to the fence today?
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Just here to stab you
if you get too close.
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Neat. Caleb, remind me
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not to stand too close to the fence.
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Will do. Oh, here's Romero.
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So, what's up? You need
another bag of hair?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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We'll talk later. Same order, though.
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I hear you're the man to talk to
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- about getting a cell phone.
- I am.
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But it'll cost you. Phone's 100.
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- $100? That's no problem.
- I got no use
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for cash. I want 100 soups.
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- Soups?
- Yeah, ramen.
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They're like a major currency in here.
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Really? That is very surprising.
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You can't smoke anymore,
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so ramen has replaced cigarettes.
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- NPR did a big thing on it.
- I thought they sold ramen
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- at the prison commissary.
- I don't want commissary soups,
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- you stupid little bitch boy.
- Okay, that's fair.
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- I deserve that.
- I want flavors
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you can only get on the outside...
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Chili-lime shrimp,
southwestern chicken...
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- Street flavors.
- Picante beef.
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Oh, that's my favorite.
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Get me picante beef, bitch boy.
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Okay, so I just get some ramen
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and then I get a cell phone.
Prison is easy.
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You stood too close
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- to the fence.
- Yeah, I know, Caleb!
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Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors
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she needs us to do for her.
She didn't hold back.
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First, she wants us to
move all her furniture
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- into storage.
- Okay.
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- Then file her taxes for her.
- Really?
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And then she wants us
to type up and email
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these letters to Pimento in Argentina.
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- Are they sexual in nature?
- Crazy sexual.
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But we can't say no. She's behind bars
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- and we made a promise.
- Right. You're right.
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Oh, also, she's worried
about her motorcycle
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sitting idle, so she
wants us to take it out
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once a day. Here.
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I think you should do this.
You're more the biker type.
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I've seen you use a
toothpick in public.
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Motorcycles are death machines.
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I have three kids. I'm not risking it.
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Are you saying my life matters less
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because I don't conform
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to society's heteronormative,
child-centric ideals?
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Are you really playing
the gay card right now?
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Yas, queen.
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Thanks for coming down again.
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- What's going on at work?
- Not much.
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I'm investigating a
big-time money launderer.
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Moves tons of cash... under the table.
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It was stressful, because
the brass got involved,
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so there were a lot of
eyes on the operation.
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But in the end, they
gave us room to work.
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Well, sounds like it was a
very successful operation.
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Here you go, bro.
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- 105 picante beef.
- Great.
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I'll keep five packs for myself.
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What do you want me
to do with the rest?
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Thanks for the soups.
Here's your cell phone.
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Thank you. And by the way,
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as someone who's eaten a
lot of ramen in his life,
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here's a tip: leave a
few noodles uncooked
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and then sprinkle them on top
afterwards like a garnish.
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Gives you an extra
little fun bonus crunch.
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Ha-ha!
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Saw you coming that time.
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Like who's got prison all figured...
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He threw the shiv.
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You can't do that!
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I can't believe
I'm hearing your voice.
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I know. It's so amazing.
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And now every day can
be like visiting day,
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and we can just talk about
whatever, whenever...
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Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake.
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- I gotta go.
- Jake?
250
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Hey, warden. What's up?
251
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What the hell are these? I found them
252
00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:16,852
- doing a sweep of your bunks.
- Oh, uh...
253
00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:18,988
- we got those at the commissary.
- Picante beef.
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You think I don't know
255
00:09:20,523 --> 00:09:21,891
that picante beef is a street flavor?
256
00:09:21,925 --> 00:09:23,759
I was being kind to you
by putting you two
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in protective custody,
but if you're gonna
258
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bring contraband into my
prison and flaunt my rules,
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00:09:28,531 --> 00:09:29,832
pack your bags.
260
00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:31,700
- You're going to gen pop.
- Gen pop?
261
00:09:31,735 --> 00:09:33,535
But my tough prison beard
hasn't fully grown in yet.
262
00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:34,737
Just give me six or seven more years.
263
00:09:38,491 --> 00:09:40,291
I can't believe we're going to gen pop.
264
00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:42,761
A cop and a cannibal?
265
00:09:42,795 --> 00:09:44,596
Everybody's gonna be trying to kill us.
266
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,331
I know. What are we gonna do?
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00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:47,699
You're a psychopath. You
can protect us in there,
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00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,501
right? I mean, you killed and ate
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- a bunch of people.
- They were children, Jake.
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Weak little children.
One conk on the head
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- was all it took.
- Damn it.
272
00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:58,143
I can't believe I'm friends
with a cowardly cannibal.
273
00:09:58,177 --> 00:10:00,345
Here she comes. Big smiles.
274
00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:04,449
- Hey, Rosa.
- Hey. How's my bike?
275
00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:06,151
Great. It actually was a lot of fun
276
00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:08,052
to ride... once I got the hang of it.
277
00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:13,792
And you were able to finish
everything on my list?
278
00:10:13,826 --> 00:10:15,393
It wasn't too much, was it?
279
00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:17,162
- No.
- Not at all.
280
00:10:17,196 --> 00:10:19,631
If anything, you didn't
ask enough of us.
281
00:10:19,665 --> 00:10:22,066
Great, 'cause I thought
of a few more things.
282
00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:24,335
Oh, were you able to send
that email to Adrian?
283
00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,537
Oh, yes, he wrote back right away.
284
00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,539
It wasn't as graphic as I feared.
285
00:10:27,573 --> 00:10:30,341
He wrote the number eight...
286
00:10:30,376 --> 00:10:33,478
equal sign, equal sign,
equal sign, equal sign,
287
00:10:33,512 --> 00:10:39,184
equal sign, equal sign,
equal sign, capital D...
288
00:10:39,218 --> 00:10:41,186
oh. I see what this is.
289
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,520
- This is a...
- Yup.
290
00:10:42,555 --> 00:10:44,422
Cream turkey.
291
00:10:44,456 --> 00:10:46,357
You know, what I could
really go for is...
292
00:10:46,392 --> 00:10:48,493
- People potpie?
- First of all, Jake,
293
00:10:48,527 --> 00:10:50,528
great alliteration. Second of all,
294
00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:52,230
just because I was
arrested for cannibalism
295
00:10:52,264 --> 00:10:54,232
doesn't mean that all I
like to eat is people.
296
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:56,835
I was gonna say "a chicken burrito."
297
00:10:56,869 --> 00:11:01,206
- Man, my cousin was so tasty.
- Oh, come on.
298
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,074
Oop... hello.
299
00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:05,076
You're gonna die in here, cop.
300
00:11:07,746 --> 00:11:10,415
- What's up, Caleb?
- 'Sup, Chico?
301
00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:12,784
It's so crazy. They hate you so much,
302
00:11:12,818 --> 00:11:17,088
- they don't even care about me.
- Yeah, congratulations.
303
00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:18,857
I think I'm gonna need to join a gang.
304
00:11:18,891 --> 00:11:20,725
And that way I'll have protection
305
00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:22,560
- and no one will mess with me.
- I don't know, man.
306
00:11:22,595 --> 00:11:24,562
- Joining a gang is not that easy.
- It would be for me.
307
00:11:24,597 --> 00:11:27,198
I once took a seminar on
how to ace job interviews,
308
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,400
- and I'm really good at them.
- Really?
309
00:11:29,435 --> 00:11:32,403
- This I've gotta see.
- Hey, everyone, I'm Jake.
310
00:11:32,438 --> 00:11:34,439
Thank you so much for
sitting down with me.
311
00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:36,241
I just need a moment of your time,
312
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,309
and then you can get back
to watching your stories.
313
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,911
What can I tell you about myself?
314
00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:42,413
Well, I'm hardworking,
incredibly motivated.
315
00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:44,582
I can make a shiv out of anything.
316
00:11:44,617 --> 00:11:47,252
I am deceptively athletic. I'm
not sure if your gang likes
317
00:11:47,286 --> 00:11:49,754
to play B-ball out in the
yard, but I can dunk.
318
00:11:49,788 --> 00:11:51,456
Oakley...
319
00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,758
And I'm just super excited to join...
320
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:56,294
- What are you guys called again?
- ISIS.
321
00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:58,463
ISIS...
322
00:11:58,497 --> 00:11:59,764
cool.
323
00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:01,799
Well, I am excited to join...
324
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,468
ISIS.
325
00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:06,804
I can't believe I went 0 for 16.
326
00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:09,440
I got rejected by my safety gang.
327
00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:11,276
I'm gonna die in here.
328
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,810
Well, there is one more option,
329
00:12:12,845 --> 00:12:14,679
but it's a long shot.
Remember that guy Romero
330
00:12:14,713 --> 00:12:16,681
who you got the cell phone from?
If you got in good
331
00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:19,284
with his crew, nobody
would dare touch you.
332
00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,619
But he is real scary and crazy.
333
00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:23,488
Okay, and how anti-Semitic is he?
334
00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:27,358
- Average?
- Then let's give it a shot!
335
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:30,662
So, Picante Beef, I hear you wanna be
336
00:12:30,696 --> 00:12:32,697
- part of my crew.
- Not ideally the nickname
337
00:12:32,731 --> 00:12:34,365
I would've chosen for myself, but yes,
338
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,867
I think I could be of help to you.
339
00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:37,969
Do you know how long I've
been in this prison?
340
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:41,172
17 years!
341
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:42,840
- Well, you look great.
- And not once,
342
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,510
- in all of that time, Beefy...
- It's just "Beefy" now?
343
00:12:45,544 --> 00:12:48,713
Have I ever seen anything
as disrespectful
344
00:12:48,747 --> 00:12:52,183
as a cop coming into my prison
345
00:12:52,217 --> 00:12:54,319
telling me how to eat my soups!
346
00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:58,523
But damn!
347
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:01,459
Crumbling the noodle on
top gives it an extra
348
00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:02,694
little crispity-snap!
349
00:13:02,728 --> 00:13:04,829
I was blown away. Wasn't I, Tank?
350
00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:06,698
Hasn't stopped talking about it.
351
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,800
Come here, Beef Baby!
352
00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:13,471
Great. So, does this mean
353
00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:16,207
- that I'm part of the crew?
- Nobody can touch you now.
354
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:18,476
Wow, guess all it took
was the ramen tip.
355
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:19,911
Actually, you gotta do
one more thing for me
356
00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:21,846
- to close the deal.
- Absolutely no problem.
357
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,848
Actually, I have a great
idea for a ramen dessert.
358
00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:27,652
- You make it with Jell-O mix.
- I need you to kill a guard.
359
00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:29,887
Oh... okay. Great.
360
00:13:29,922 --> 00:13:31,656
Cool-cool-cool-cool, cool-cool-cool.
361
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,325
Beef Baby's out for blood.
362
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,460
So...
363
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:39,891
Okay, this guard you
gotta kill, Wilsom...
364
00:13:39,915 --> 00:13:41,349
Oh, I'd rather not know his name.
365
00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:43,496
It's Alan Wilson. He's
got a three-year-old,
366
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,822
Dexter. They call him Dex.
367
00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:46,590
Cool. I'm not worried at all
368
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,053
about little Dex. I'm
sure he'll be fine.
369
00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:49,436
- I mean, I grew up without a dad.
- Yeah?
370
00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:51,137
- Me too.
- So did I.
371
00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:52,305
See? And we're all doing great.
372
00:13:52,427 --> 00:13:54,161
Can I ask what this Wilson did
373
00:13:54,195 --> 00:13:55,562
- to deserve this?
- He beat the crap out of me.
374
00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:57,230
- How?
- More importantly, he keeps
375
00:13:57,265 --> 00:13:59,399
interfering with my business interests.
376
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:00,734
But it's about my thing too, right?
377
00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:02,135
Of course.
378
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:07,140
How are you gonna do it? Shiv
him, shank him, stab him?
379
00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,309
Are those different?
380
00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:11,645
Oh, boy. Should I be asking
381
00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:13,580
- someone else to do this?
- No, no, no, no.
382
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:15,248
It's fine. I'm gonna
prove myself to you.
383
00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:18,218
But what if instead of killing Wilson,
384
00:14:18,252 --> 00:14:19,886
we get him fired? That
way, you don't have
385
00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:21,321
another man's death on your conscience.
386
00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:22,656
Yeah, that doesn't bother me.
387
00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:24,257
No, of course not. Why would it?
388
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,892
But if we murder him, there's gonna be
389
00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:27,527
an investigation, and that
could bring a lot of heat
390
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,262
- down on you, you know?
- I can see that.
391
00:14:29,297 --> 00:14:30,597
But that's not how we usually
do things around here.
392
00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:32,265
Sure, but you know what else
393
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,900
you didn't used to do around here...
394
00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:35,869
Sprinkle uncooked noodles
on top of your ramen.
395
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,776
You're right. You're right.
396
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,911
You've earned the benefit of the doubt.
397
00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:46,880
You have 24 hours, Beef Baby.
398
00:14:46,914 --> 00:14:49,282
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.
399
00:14:49,317 --> 00:14:50,450
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.
400
00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:51,618
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.
401
00:14:51,652 --> 00:14:52,786
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.
402
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,588
- Jake.
- Beef. Baby!
403
00:14:56,624 --> 00:14:58,225
Beef Baby.
404
00:14:58,259 --> 00:14:59,459
Okay, here's the plan.
405
00:14:59,494 --> 00:15:01,261
Tank said Wilson beats up inmates,
406
00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:02,796
so all I have to do is
get him to attack me
407
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,598
and then file a complaint
with the prison board.
408
00:15:04,632 --> 00:15:06,800
Sure, but whenever the
bulls attack us...
409
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,269
Which happens all the time...
the security cameras
410
00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:10,804
are conveniently not working that day,
411
00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:13,206
so it's just your word against theirs.
412
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:15,609
Well, lucky for me, I
have my own camera.
413
00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:17,744
It's the perfect plan. Hey, I've never
414
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:19,279
been beaten up by a
prison guard before.
415
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,814
They don't use that baton, do they?
416
00:15:20,848 --> 00:15:22,482
You seem pretty committed to this plan,
417
00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:24,317
so there's no real
benefit to me answering.
418
00:15:24,352 --> 00:15:25,552
Sounds good.
419
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:26,987
So, you painted my apartment?
420
00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:29,322
Walls in "White Wisp,"
trim in "Honeymilk."
421
00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:30,790
- And you filed my taxes.
- You're getting
422
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,559
- your maximum refund.
- And picked up
423
00:15:32,593 --> 00:15:34,394
- my abuela at the airport?
- Yes, I went and got her
424
00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:36,630
at the Philadelphia
International Airport in...
425
00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:38,431
- Pennsylvania.
- And you broke the news to her
426
00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:40,000
about how I got sent to prison
and she'll probably die
427
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:41,635
- before I get out?
- Mm-hmm, had that
428
00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:43,236
- fun conversation.
- But it was all worth it
429
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,772
for you, you poor little caged bird.
430
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:47,507
Great, because I have
another favor to ask.
431
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:48,909
- Another?
- Yeah, I need you
432
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:50,277
to cancel my cable.
433
00:15:51,712 --> 00:15:52,979
That's it?
434
00:15:55,283 --> 00:15:56,683
That's easy.
435
00:15:56,717 --> 00:15:58,318
I've been on the phone for six hours
436
00:15:58,352 --> 00:16:00,320
and I just wanna cancel an account.
437
00:16:00,354 --> 00:16:01,688
Yes, you've mentioned the bundles
438
00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,523
and I don't want home phone service.
439
00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:05,959
No, do not transfer me, Rodrigo...
no, no!
440
00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:08,762
No, Rodrigo!
441
00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:10,363
All right, there's Wilson.
442
00:16:10,398 --> 00:16:12,432
I'll go make him mad.
When he attacks me,
443
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:14,334
you film it. Then afterwards,
444
00:16:14,368 --> 00:16:16,002
- we'll meet up in the bathroom.
- Okay, great.
445
00:16:16,037 --> 00:16:17,270
What are you gonna do to get him angry?
446
00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:18,605
Well, I don't know him,
447
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:19,873
so I'm not sure what buttons to push,
448
00:16:19,907 --> 00:16:21,775
but I'm sure if I try enough things,
449
00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:24,344
something will set him off.
450
00:16:24,378 --> 00:16:25,979
Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
451
00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:27,847
- Get back to your table.
- Yeah, you know, I would,
452
00:16:27,882 --> 00:16:29,883
except for...
453
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,685
- Oh, my God, that's all it took?
- I told you
454
00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:33,353
to get back to your table!
455
00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:37,791
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
456
00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:39,559
What hurts the most is knowing
457
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:41,061
that prisoners are treated
this way every day
458
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:42,629
in our penal system...
also, he kicked me
459
00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:44,397
- in the wiener a bunch.
- Mm.
460
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:45,899
Show me the video. I'll
send it to Charles,
461
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:47,801
he'll say he got it
anonymously, and then...
462
00:16:47,835 --> 00:16:50,036
Oh, my
God, that's all it took?
463
00:16:50,071 --> 00:16:52,672
Caleb, is this it? Did
you film yourself
464
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:53,974
- the whole time?
- Okay, look, I've been
465
00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:56,042
in prison for 15 years. I'm not good
466
00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:57,877
with new technology.
467
00:16:57,912 --> 00:16:59,412
You want somebody to
lure a kid to a park
468
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:01,848
using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.
469
00:17:01,882 --> 00:17:03,717
Look, just press this button
470
00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:06,519
and make it front-facing.
Come on, let's try it again.
471
00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:08,054
Hey, Wilson...
472
00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:13,093
Please tell me you were pointed
473
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:14,594
in the right direction that time.
474
00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:17,097
Yes, but there was a different issue.
475
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:22,435
Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?
476
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,771
- I'm doing the best I can.
- Tell that to my wiener!
477
00:17:24,805 --> 00:17:27,540
- I'm doing the...
- No, don't really... gosh...
478
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,845
Okay, how'd you screw it up this time?
479
00:17:31,879 --> 00:17:33,613
I didn't. I got everything.
480
00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,448
I even zoomed in for some close-ups.
481
00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:37,450
Oh, thank God.
482
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:39,552
I was so sure that something
was gonna go wrong.
483
00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:41,021
Hey there, Peralta.
484
00:17:41,055 --> 00:17:44,424
Oh, I'll take that phone now.
485
00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:48,050
I heard an inmate and a guard
were having a fight.
486
00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:49,877
So I go to do what I normally do:
487
00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:52,123
- turn off the security cameras.
- Yup, cool policy.
488
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:53,891
- This place is great.
- And that's when I noticed
489
00:17:53,926 --> 00:17:56,227
your cannibal pal
taping the whole fight
490
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,262
with an illegal cell phone.
And what were you planning
491
00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:00,498
on doing with this?
Blackmailing Wilson?
492
00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:02,266
No, I was trying to save his life.
493
00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:03,901
- Ah, come on.
- Honestly.
494
00:18:03,936 --> 00:18:05,303
I was ordered by this guy, Romero.
495
00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:06,971
- I don't know his first name.
- Jeff?
496
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:08,339
Really? Romero's first name is Jeff?
497
00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:10,174
- Yeah.
- Anyway, Jeff ordered me
498
00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:11,576
to kill Wilson, but I
convinced him to let
499
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,444
your guy live if I got
him fired instead.
500
00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:15,346
Why do you want him to lose his job?
501
00:18:15,381 --> 00:18:17,315
- He's a good man with a family.
- I mean, he did stomp
502
00:18:17,349 --> 00:18:19,417
- on my head a bunch of times.
- Those were warning stomps.
503
00:18:19,451 --> 00:18:21,519
What are you, part of
Romero's crew now?
504
00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:23,988
No, I was trying to get in.
That's what the video was for,
505
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:25,490
- but obviously, it didn't work.
- All right.
506
00:18:27,626 --> 00:18:29,927
- I'll fire Wilson.
- Really?
507
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:31,596
- Why?
- Romero's responsible
508
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:33,431
for most of the illegal stuff
that goes on in this prison.
509
00:18:33,465 --> 00:18:35,166
I've always wanted a man on the inside.
510
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,135
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
511
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:39,137
The only people less popular in
here than cops are snitches.
512
00:18:39,171 --> 00:18:40,505
Well, let's be honest,
513
00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:41,973
it's not great in here
for trans people.
514
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,374
- That is so true.
- I know.
515
00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:45,610
- They have a hard time.
- It's a problem.
516
00:18:45,644 --> 00:18:48,146
Regardless, I won't snitch, okay?
517
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,981
It's too dangerous. I'll
find some other way
518
00:18:50,015 --> 00:18:51,115
- to stay alive.
- All right.
519
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,283
Good luck with that.
520
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:57,989
Wait.
521
00:18:58,023 --> 00:19:00,291
I'll do what you want...
522
00:19:00,325 --> 00:19:02,160
if you let me keep my phone.
523
00:19:02,194 --> 00:19:04,495
So, were you able to cancel my cable?
524
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,064
Of course. It was easy.
525
00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:08,299
Good, because I have something else.
526
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,201
I need you to take my dog to Argentina
527
00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:12,036
to be with Adrian on his ranch.
Now, I know what you're gonna
528
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:13,371
ask me, and the answer is no,
529
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,639
I don't have a map of the booby traps,
530
00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:15,907
but I can tell you how he thinks.
531
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:17,475
Enough!
532
00:19:17,509 --> 00:19:19,343
I'm sorry. I hate to say this,
533
00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:23,247
but you're asking too much of us.
534
00:19:23,282 --> 00:19:24,615
Is that how you feel too, Sarge?
535
00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:28,386
- Yeah, Rosa, damn.
- Good, finally.
536
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:31,022
- What?
- Look, prison is awful.
537
00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:33,157
I hate it here. I'm lonely, I'm scared.
538
00:19:33,192 --> 00:19:35,026
I just wanna be back
home, and I was happy
539
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,661
you guys were coming to
visit, but then you started
540
00:19:36,695 --> 00:19:38,529
calling me by my first
name, and you kept making
541
00:19:38,564 --> 00:19:40,531
that crazy crying face. The
only one that is acting
542
00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:43,367
- like himself is Hitchcock.
- You!
543
00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:46,537
- Shirt back on!
- Stop being such a prude.
544
00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,439
If I'm gonna get through
this, I need to feel like
545
00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:51,676
my old life isn't gone. I
need normal interactions.
546
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,277
So, I need you guys to fight with me,
547
00:19:53,312 --> 00:19:54,912
and be honest with me, and tell me no
548
00:19:54,947 --> 00:19:56,948
when I'm being unreasonable.
549
00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:59,917
Okay, I promise: no more crying face.
550
00:19:59,952 --> 00:20:01,686
And no more pity... Diaz.
551
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,054
Thank you. I can't believe it took
552
00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:04,388
that long. I really thought
553
00:20:04,423 --> 00:20:05,957
the cable company was gonna break you.
554
00:20:05,991 --> 00:20:07,592
It did. But the good news is,
555
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,694
you now have Epix, plus some channel
556
00:20:09,728 --> 00:20:12,130
called "Tunez," with a Z.
557
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:13,397
Two-year commitment.
558
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,068
What else? Oh, you're never gonna
559
00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:18,569
believe this. I've been reading.
560
00:20:18,604 --> 00:20:20,738
Reading? Like, books by real authors?
561
00:20:20,772 --> 00:20:22,940
I don't know, is Philip
Roth a real author?
562
00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:25,409
Oh, my goodness!
563
00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:27,145
I wish you had gone
to prison years ago.
564
00:20:27,179 --> 00:20:29,247
I'm kidding. Obviously, I'm not
565
00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:31,149
more attracted to you now than before.
566
00:20:33,118 --> 00:20:34,285
So, what else have you been reading?
567
00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:36,754
Oh, hang on one sec.
568
00:20:36,788 --> 00:20:39,090
- Hey, boss, what's up?
- I saw you got Wilson fired.
569
00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:40,992
Nice work. Welcome aboard.
570
00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:42,426
Thank you. I promise you,
571
00:20:42,461 --> 00:20:44,162
you won't regret it.
572
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:47,999
Just one more thing.
573
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:50,635
I know you used to be a cop.
574
00:20:50,669 --> 00:20:53,671
If you screw me over, I
will cut your testicles off
575
00:20:53,705 --> 00:20:55,439
and watch you bleed
to death in the dirt.
576
00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:58,176
You got that?
577
00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,744
Can I trust you?
578
00:20:59,778 --> 00:21:02,613
Yeah. I got nothing to hide.
579
00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:05,082
I'm your Beef Baby.
580
00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:13,291
Hey, sorry about that.
581
00:21:13,325 --> 00:21:16,127
- Where were we?
- Jake, that sounded really bad.
582
00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:17,628
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
583
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:21,165
Everything's fine. I'm talking to you.
584
00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,725
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