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So, I got assigned to this one rookie,
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and on his training day,
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I made him smoke angel dust at gunpoint.
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King Kong ain't got nothing on me.
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Isn't that the plot and tagline of...
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The movie "Training Day"?
Yes, great observation, Tank.
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That's because it's based on my life.
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Lunch is over. Bus your trays.
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- Now, Peralta.
- I haven't finished
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- my lemon cookie, bull.
- And you're not gonna get to,
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either. Give it to me.
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Oh, you want the cookie?
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- Oh!
- There's your cookie.
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- You're going in the hole.
- Oh, I'm going in the hole?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, bring it on!
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Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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Remember what you saw here today!
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You can lock me up,
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but one day I'll get out of here,
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and I'll come for you!
I'll come for all of you!
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Hey, Warden. What's up?
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Next time, don't wait too long
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to spit the cookie. I've been waiting
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in here for four
minutes, and it's gross.
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- Yeah, it really is.
- Okay, snitch time.
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- What's up with Romero?
- All right, he's got
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a "delivery" coming in
on Wednesday night.
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One of the cafeteria workers
is smuggling something in
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- with the produce.
- Great.
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- See you Thursday.
- Wait, what?
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You're just gonna leave
me in here, in solitary?
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You spit in a guard's face.
That's five days in the hole.
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Yeah, but, I mean, you made me do that.
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Well, we don't want anybody
getting suspicious, huh?
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Have fun.
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Try not to go crazy.
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Okay. No big deal.
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Five days is nothing. I'm
not afraid to be alone
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with my thoughts. My
thoughts are awesome.
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"Die Hard 6" on a cruise ship,
pizza bagel restaurant,
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my father never loved me, I'm
gonna die alone... oh, boy,
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that happened fast. Guard? Guard!
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A 300 call number in
the fine arts section?
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What is this, Beirut?
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You know, you don't work here.
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You don't have to reshelve the books.
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Well, someone has to.
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I'm so sorry. I'm just
really stressed out.
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You're a great librarian, and
I'm sure you're not the one
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- who shelved this section.
- I am.
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God, Debbie, what is going on with you?
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Debbie? Is that you?
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Are you mad? Because I think
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I've been more than fair.
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Hello, Detective Santiago.
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Ah, no need for the gun.
I'm not here to hurt you.
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My name is Seamus Murphy.
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Yeah, I know who you are.
Every cop in the city does.
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- What do you want, Seamus?
- To help.
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I know your boyfriend got framed.
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Maybe I could give you
the proof you need
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to take down the cop that set him up.
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You have something on Hawkins?
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She's about to move
5-million dollars' worth
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of stolen diamonds...
stones that tie her
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to the robberies. I could tell you
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- how to find them.
- Why would you do that?
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'Cause I wanna be friends.
I do you a favor,
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and one day, you do me a favor.
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I don't know. Think about it.
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But don't think too hard, huh?
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You only got three days.
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Forgive me, books.
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Oh, God.
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So, how was your first
stint in solitary?
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It was nothing.
I held it together.
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Oh... Amy.
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When'd you get here?
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You've come for my
conjugal capabilities.
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You're looking real good, girl.
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Whoa, lost a booby.
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No matter. I'll just build another one.
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More mashed potatoes!
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So, what happened with that
sweet intel I gave you?
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Your tip was garbage. We
busted Romero's delivery.
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Get this... nothing but toothbrushes,
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- shampoo, and soap.
- Ooh, lemon verbena.
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- Can I keep this?
- Yes, you should... you reek.
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'Cause you put me in the hole.
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- Have you ever heard of Blizz?
- Yeah, the drug, right?
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Uh-huh. And thanks to your pal Romero,
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it's taking over the prison.
I need you to find out
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- where he keeps his stash.
- Well,
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I doubt he would tell me that.
I'm not exactly
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- in the inner circle.
- Maybe you just need
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some extra incentive. Find the stash,
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or I'll tell everybody you're a snitch.
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What? No. They'll kill me.
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You don't want that, right?
It'd probably be a lot of
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- paperwork for you.
- Oh, it's not.
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It's just one form, and
it's already filled out.
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We just have to staple a
picture of your corpse to it.
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Great. Prison... is great.
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He said I have three days to decide.
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We should tread lightly.
Seamus Murphy is the head
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of the most brutal crime
family in New York.
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This is bad. This is really, really bad.
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Are you concerned about Seamus Murphy,
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Detective Scully, or
were you having trouble
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- with the jumble?
- Oh... the first one.
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Murphy didn't ask me to
do anything illegal.
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He just wants me to owe him a favor.
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Right, but we don't want to be indebted
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- to a man like this.
- I understand,
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but we've been watching
Hawkins for a month,
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and we have nothing to connect
her to the robberies.
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Maybe we should pursue other routes.
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Um, some of us are already
pursuing other routes, Amy.
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This is Charles Boyle,
and you're listening to
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"Detective Peralta: A God in Shackles."
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But first: this podcast is
brought to you by Fun Frames...
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make your spectacles a spectacle.
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And how is your podcast supposed to
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get Jake out of prison?
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I lay out the facts,
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people see he was framed.
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I build an audience. I get
a celebrity listener.
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It's Debra Messing. She tweets a link.
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- Now Sean Hayes is involved.
- Boyle, that's enough.
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I know dealing with a
criminal is bad news,
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but I can't just let Jake sit in prison.
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Okay, maybe we can figure
out what Murphy knows
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without taking his deal.
He says that Hawkins is
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moving the diamonds in three days.
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That's a new lead. Let's work it
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instead of putting your
career in jeopardy.
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- Okay, let's give it a shot.
- Whoo-hoo!
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That was also not about the jumble.
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We're all excited about the same thing.
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Did you miss me?
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Oh, my God!
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It's Jake! Don't kill me!
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- I was just doing Batman!
- What's wrong with you?
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Never sneak up on me.
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- I was sharpening my shiv.
- Right, I'm sorry.
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It's prison. I forgot.
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What's up? I'm busy, bitch.
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Well, all that time in the hole kind of
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Got me thinking: I'm clearly
gonna be here for a while.
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I wanna live my best
prison life, and for me,
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that means doing more for the gang.
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Now I was thinking,
specifically, I'd be great
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in and around the world of drugs,
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because, let's be honest:
I'm not great at murder.
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- What do you think?
- Nah, that's okay.
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- I don't need any help.
- Totally, totally.
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You're great at what you do.
You don't need me.
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But, maybe... I could learn from you.
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You know? Sort of shadow you for a while
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and see how your operation runs.
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Go from bitch to boss, as it were.
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Jake, you stop pushing it.
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You're gonna make me
think you're a snitch.
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And you know what I do to snitches?
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Give them a public dressing down?
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Castrate them.
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And then I kick 'em to death.
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Cool... cool, specific policy.
Love the attitude, love you,
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love all of this... okay, see you
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in the mess hall, Romero. Bye, Romero.
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Hey, I'm in a bind. I need your help.
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- That's what friends are for.
- Well, "friends" might be
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a bit of a stretch. I
mean, you're a cannibal
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- that ate six people.
- 9 1/2.
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Yup, worse. Anyway,
here are my options:
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A, I keep pestering Romero to
tell me where the drugs are,
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he realizes I'm a snitch,
then he castrates me
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- and kicks me to death.
- That's not great.
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- What's option B?
- I back off Romero, never find
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out where the drugs are,
the warden tells everyone
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I'm a snitch, and then
Romero castrates me
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- and kicks me to death.
- Mm, both options sound...
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A little castrate-y?
Yeah, that's what I keep
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- bumping up against too.
- Well, you know, whenever
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I'm backed into a corner,
I just do what I do best:
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I drive across country,
forge a new identity,
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and then take a job as a camp counselor.
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Oh, my God. Caleb, you're a genius.
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I wouldn't say genius. That camp ran
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a pretty extensive background check.
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No, not that... your past
is a straight-up nightmare,
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but I need to do "what I do best":
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be a cop, work the case,
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figure out where the
drugs are on my own.
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And you tell the warden,
and the warden will
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- bust Romero.
- And Romero won't think
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I'm a snitch, because he never
told me where they are.
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All right, this is gonna be tough.
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I'm really gonna have
to thread the needle.
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Ooh! I got really good
at threading needles.
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Back when you were making
your skin suit, I know.
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Look, I like being friends
with you, but you have to
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- stop bringing that up.
- But we're friends?
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Moving $5 million in diamonds
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is not an everyday activity,
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so Hawkins must be
altering her behavior.
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She's not. I've been
tailing her for days.
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Scully and I went out
to Flaxton Hill Farms
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to watch the guy who
testified for Hawkins.
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All he does is feed his pigs.
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They eat seven or eight meals a day...
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sometimes by force.
They're living the dream.
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You know they get slaughtered.
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- Worth it.
- Hey, I think
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I found something interesting.
I was double-checking
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last month's surveillance photos,
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and I noticed this.
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Hawkins has two different phones:
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her normal cell, and then this one
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that only has one app on the
home screen... Snapchat.
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Oh, she's up to something.
Snapchat messages disappear.
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You can send anything to anybody,
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and after they see it,
it's like I never sent it.
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Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.
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Could we put a mirroring
app on her phone
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so we could watch everything she does?
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Oh, those work great, but
you have to physically
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have her phone to install it.
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Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.
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I know how we can get Hawkins' phone.
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We get her to visit prison.
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They make you leave
your phone in your car.
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I wanted to record Jake for the podcast,
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but they said I couldn't.
I had to have Terry on
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- as a guest.
- I gave up my Saturday
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for that. You said I did great.
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I'm the host. I have to say that.
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So, all we need to do is get
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Hawkins to visit someone in prison.
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No, absolutely not. What
would I even say to her?
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Well, perhaps you could
ask her to put in
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a good word for you with the warden,
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- so you can get extra yard time.
- So, you want me to beg
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the woman I hate for mercy. Cool.
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Oh, one problem. How do I stop myself
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from smashing through
the glass and squeezing
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the life out of her with my bare hands?
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Maybe you could just imagine doing that.
249
00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,619
It'd be probably just as fun
as actually doing it, right?
250
00:09:19,653 --> 00:09:21,289
- No.
- I'm with Diaz.
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Imagination is never the solution.
252
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We just need three minutes
to get inside her car
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and install the app.
254
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Okay. I can grovel for three minutes.
255
00:09:30,072 --> 00:09:32,075
- But one second more...
- Yes, yes, we know.
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You burst through the glass and
squeeze the life out of her
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with your bare hands. Well...
I think we have a plan.
258
00:09:40,691 --> 00:09:42,661
Don't let them see us. Blend in.
259
00:09:42,695 --> 00:09:45,566
I gotta tell you, cop work
is a lot like cannibal work.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
261
00:09:47,135 --> 00:09:49,038
The watching...
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00:09:49,074 --> 00:09:51,010
the following...
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00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:54,549
The waiting for soccer practice to end.
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00:09:54,582 --> 00:09:56,051
Come on, man.
265
00:09:58,489 --> 00:10:00,359
Did you see that? Romero just went
266
00:10:00,393 --> 00:10:01,728
into the showers for
the second time today.
267
00:10:01,762 --> 00:10:03,497
Well, maybe he just likes to relax.
268
00:10:03,532 --> 00:10:04,801
No one is relaxed in a prison shower.
269
00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:06,436
It's literally the most tense situation
270
00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:07,538
I've ever been in.
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00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:09,441
What's he doing in there?
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00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,210
That must be where he stashes the Blizz.
273
00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:13,382
Unless he's just having sex...
no, but he's a huge homophobe.
274
00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:14,651
It's where he stashes the Blizz.
275
00:10:14,685 --> 00:10:16,520
But... all homophobes are secretly gay.
276
00:10:16,555 --> 00:10:17,590
You know what? It doesn't matter.
277
00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:18,591
We'll check it out later,
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00:10:18,624 --> 00:10:20,094
when he's done.
279
00:10:20,128 --> 00:10:21,629
Hawkins must be through security by now.
280
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,100
Rosa promised us three minutes, tops.
281
00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,701
We'll get the phone. Captain Holt,
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00:10:24,735 --> 00:10:25,837
can you distract the lot attendant?
283
00:10:25,872 --> 00:10:26,873
I'm not Captain Holt.
284
00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:28,609
I'm Joe Wozniak,
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here to see my girl in prison.
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00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:34,551
And, to help me pass as a straight...
287
00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:37,524
Kevin's rose-shearing hat.
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00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,835
Little Rosa Diaz.
289
00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:46,573
So, I hear you want me to
put in a good word for you
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00:10:46,608 --> 00:10:48,477
with the warden?
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00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,279
Yes.
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00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,550
"Yes," what?
293
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,157
Yes... please.
294
00:10:56,191 --> 00:10:58,461
I love this. This is so much fun for me.
295
00:10:58,495 --> 00:11:00,297
- Can I help you?
- I'm just trying
296
00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:01,834
to work up the nerve to see her.
297
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,705
- See who?
- My female wife, Crystal.
298
00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:07,210
I was cheating on her with
a waitress from Wing Sluts
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00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,315
named Jamie-Lynn. One night,
300
00:11:09,348 --> 00:11:12,887
when I was... philandering,
Crystal caught me
301
00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:15,892
kissing Jamie-Lynn's... heavy breasts.
302
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,864
She flew into a rage,
and now she's serving
303
00:11:18,898 --> 00:11:20,801
five years for aggravated assault.
304
00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:22,971
- Hey, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah, thanks, man.
305
00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:24,574
Hey. Bring it in?
306
00:11:26,778 --> 00:11:28,314
Oh...
307
00:11:28,349 --> 00:11:29,883
That's the signal. Go!
308
00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:34,292
Oh, the phone!
309
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,637
- Pretty please?
- More.
310
00:11:40,671 --> 00:11:42,975
- With sugar on top?
- More.
311
00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,013
You should've seen Jamie-Lynn.
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00:11:46,047 --> 00:11:47,648
She looked exactly like
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00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:50,787
"Maxim" Hot 100 honoree Jasmine Sanders.
314
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,690
35 seconds on the download.
315
00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:54,326
It just seems like you
wanna be with Jamie-Lynn.
316
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,996
I mean, you keep talking
about her thigh gap.
317
00:11:56,031 --> 00:11:57,666
That's my favorite part of a woman.
318
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,738
There's nothing more intoxicating
319
00:11:59,771 --> 00:12:02,041
than the clear absence of a penis.
320
00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:04,412
But, you're right. I need
to forget about Crystal.
321
00:12:04,446 --> 00:12:05,880
Thanks for the advice.
322
00:12:05,915 --> 00:12:08,886
I'm off to... plow my mistress.
323
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,291
More.
324
00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:12,725
Time's up.
325
00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:25,983
Diaz.
326
00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,454
Hello? Diaz!
327
00:12:28,488 --> 00:12:32,027
You don't even beg well.
Have fun rotting in prison.
328
00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:33,463
Okay.
329
00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:34,999
Thanks for coming in.
330
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,705
So, you really think this is where
331
00:12:38,739 --> 00:12:40,407
Romero's stashing the drugs?
332
00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:42,110
I mean, it's a good idea.
There's no cameras in here.
333
00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:44,116
- What does Blizz look like?
- Like little white candies.
334
00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:45,850
Oh, I love candies... many
say, to the point that
335
00:12:45,885 --> 00:12:47,420
it'll eventually kill me.
336
00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,892
Hey, I found something.
337
00:12:49,926 --> 00:12:51,896
Oh, twinsies.
338
00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:54,432
What is this? A melon baller?
339
00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:55,869
Wait a minute.
340
00:12:55,902 --> 00:12:57,805
Romero doesn't stash the drugs in here.
341
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,877
He comes in here to
make the Blizz balls.
342
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,845
So, he brings a brick of
drugs into the shower
343
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,050
- without getting noticed?
- Yeah...
344
00:13:04,085 --> 00:13:05,820
Oh, my God.
345
00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:07,489
He smuggles the Blizz
into the prison in...
346
00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:08,859
- The soap dish.
- No, in the soap.
347
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:10,128
- It's in the soap.
- Oh, yeah!
348
00:13:10,162 --> 00:13:11,530
That's much better. I get it.
349
00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:13,934
I did it! I cracked the case!
350
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,704
Hey, you don't think you can get high
351
00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:16,940
from rubbing drugs on, like,
your eyes and armpits
352
00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:18,410
and up under your b-parts, can you?
353
00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:19,445
Whoop, you definitely can.
Here it comes.
354
00:13:19,479 --> 00:13:20,513
Whoa-oh-oh, Caleb!
355
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:22,798
And you know what else I think...
are you listening?
356
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,748
Huh? Are you, Mr. Warden?
I think we should be able
357
00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:26,285
to decorate our own cells, don't you?
I mean, choose
358
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,089
our own wallpaper, laminated flooring,
359
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:29,657
crown molding... my friend
Charles loves crown molding.
360
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:31,261
He says if it doesn't have the crown,
361
00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:33,164
- you have to vote it down.
- Are you on drugs?
362
00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:35,100
Yes, and you should too, you know?
Get on my level.
363
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:36,968
Because quite frankly, we're
not on the same wavelength,
364
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,839
At agg... at agg, at agg.
365
00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:40,544
That's weird, I can't say
the word "agg" anymore.
366
00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:41,980
Yup, you've done a ton of Blizz.
367
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,457
Yes, Blizz! That's why I'm here.
368
00:13:44,008 --> 00:13:45,442
Wait, why am I here?
369
00:13:45,444 --> 00:13:47,280
- Blizz.
- Yes! Romero is smuggling
370
00:13:47,315 --> 00:13:48,917
the Blizz into the
prison as bars of soap.
371
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,854
Interesting. Hey, that's good work.
372
00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,859
I know! I am the smartest man
373
00:13:52,891 --> 00:13:55,328
of agg time! "Agg time."
374
00:13:55,362 --> 00:13:56,530
Agg time!
375
00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:58,568
Agg time! That was it.
376
00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,044
Oh, man, I have a lot of energy.
377
00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:06,049
Wait, no... I'm exhausted.
378
00:14:06,082 --> 00:14:07,417
I wonder if I can touch the ceiling.
379
00:14:10,924 --> 00:14:12,592
Peralta.
380
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:13,828
Rombargo.
381
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:18,003
Where were you with that guard?
382
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:19,905
Great question.
383
00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:21,977
When is Hawkins
gonna unlock her phone?
384
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:23,846
We've been staring at her stupid face
385
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,884
- for 14 hours.
- I don't mind.
386
00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:27,419
This is a dead end. Maybe I should call
387
00:14:27,453 --> 00:14:28,988
Seamus Murphy before it's too late.
388
00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:30,624
I thought we agreed that's a bad idea.
389
00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:31,960
What other options do we have?
390
00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:33,429
There is still the podcast.
391
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:34,998
Guys, she unlocked the phone.
392
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:36,436
She's in the app and she's typing.
393
00:14:36,469 --> 00:14:39,006
"Diamond emoji in locker 805.
394
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,078
Bus station, Linden, NJ. Pickup 5:15."
395
00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:43,580
We have one hour. Let's move.
396
00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,351
Answer the question.
397
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,020
Why were you coming
out of the admin wing
398
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,592
- with a guard?
- Um...
399
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,127
Okay, Jake! Don't freak out.
400
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:52,896
Just stay calm. You're on a crazy amount
401
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,566
of Blizz, but your brain still works.
402
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,471
The warden was yelling at me.
403
00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:58,140
- Are you on Blizz?
- What?
404
00:14:58,174 --> 00:15:00,544
What makes you think that?
405
00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:01,579
'Cause you just told us.
406
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:02,982
Okay, Jake.
407
00:15:03,015 --> 00:15:04,450
Don't freak out. Just stay calm.
408
00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:05,620
You're on a crazy amount of Blizz,
409
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,956
but your brain still works.
410
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,663
Yep, I am nips-deep in Blizz.
411
00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:16,606
Nice.
412
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,510
I was worried you were still a cop,
413
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,679
but what kind of cop does
that much meth?
414
00:15:20,713 --> 00:15:22,984
Well, no, no, not meth. Blizz.
415
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:24,652
Yeah, that's meth. We just call it Blizz
416
00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:26,023
'cause meth has a bit
of an image problem.
417
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:27,192
Oh! Oh, my God,
418
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,528
I guess I'm addicted to meth.
419
00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:30,197
No, I'm not. I just love it
420
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,198
and I am consumed with the thought
421
00:15:31,232 --> 00:15:32,667
of doing it again.
422
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:35,706
So, now I know I can trust you, huh?
423
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:37,676
I can tell you how I
smuggle in the Blizz.
424
00:15:37,711 --> 00:15:39,547
Oh, no, no, no. You don't
have to tell me that.
425
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,082
- I don't even wanna know.
- As bars of soap.
426
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:42,585
Oh.
427
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,758
- Smart.
- Congratulations.
428
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:47,626
You're one of only two people who know.
429
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:50,232
Ah... that's great.
430
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:51,733
Glad to be part of such an elite group.
431
00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:53,138
You know what?
432
00:15:53,171 --> 00:15:54,706
I think my Blizz is wearing off.
433
00:15:54,741 --> 00:15:56,210
- I should probably go lie down.
- Yeah.
434
00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:58,580
The diarrhea's coming.
That is very common.
435
00:15:58,615 --> 00:15:59,816
Don't let the volume scare you.
436
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,085
Wait.
437
00:16:01,118 --> 00:16:02,720
Volume as in noise or amount?
438
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:05,259
Oh, God, it's both, isn't it?
439
00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:07,263
Okay, I've got eyes on locker 805.
440
00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:08,731
I'm within sight of both exits.
441
00:16:08,765 --> 00:16:10,635
Copy that. It's almost five.
442
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,173
- Where's Boyle?
- Shalom, Amy.
443
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:14,741
Charles, what are you doing?
444
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,746
Taking this undercover
mission seriously.
445
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:19,251
- Seems like I'm the only one.
- It's a bus station.
446
00:16:19,285 --> 00:16:21,521
We don't need disguises.
Anyone can be here.
447
00:16:21,554 --> 00:16:22,722
Typical shiksa.
448
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,224
I see movement at the locker.
449
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,062
He's opening 805! Let's go!
450
00:16:26,096 --> 00:16:27,265
NYPD! Get down!
451
00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:28,766
- Down!
- Drop your bag.
452
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,078
No diamonds, just... this.
453
00:16:38,685 --> 00:16:40,320
- Hello?
- It's Hawkins.
454
00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:43,192
When will you learn that
you will never beat me?
455
00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:44,929
You're not gonna get away with this.
456
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,731
- We're gonna take you down.
- It's over, Holt.
457
00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:49,871
Checkmate. Knight's
bishop to queen five.
458
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:51,307
Buh-bye now.
459
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:54,311
She set us up.
460
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,314
Oy vey.
461
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,091
- What do you want, Peralta?
- Stop everything.
462
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,990
Romero told me that the
Blizz is in the soap.
463
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:01,646
If you take away his supply,
he'll know I'm the snitch
464
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:02,987
- and kill me.
- Nah, sorry.
465
00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:04,055
I already made the report to my bosses,
466
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:05,790
and they were very pleased.
467
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,669
Glen couldn't stop smiling. Glen?
468
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:10,726
You don't know what a big deal that is.
469
00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:12,361
Anyway, you're too late.
470
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,998
We're confiscating all of Romero's soap
471
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,567
- as we speak.
- Okay, how about this?
472
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,036
Throw me in solitary. Right?
473
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:18,439
That way, Romero can't get to me.
474
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:19,608
No, Glen's already coming down on me
475
00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:21,378
about giving too much solitary.
476
00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:23,213
And I don't wanna piss off Glen.
477
00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:24,716
- Obviously.
- What if I spit on you?
478
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,253
You're the warden, right?
That's gotta be
479
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:27,355
at least a month in the hole.
480
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,593
Oh, man, my mouth is all dried out
481
00:17:30,628 --> 00:17:32,331
from doing the meth. That's
why you don't do meth.
482
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,404
Ah, oh, no, no!
Don't tase me, man!
483
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,476
Remember that? So funny... but don't.
484
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,243
I don't understand.
485
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:42,382
How did she know we were
mirroring her phone?
486
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,351
We had one chance, and we blew it!
487
00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:46,255
I know you're upset,
but it's really hard
488
00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:47,524
to take you seriously when
you still look like that.
489
00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:49,259
I used Broadway-caliber spirit gum.
490
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,595
This baby is fused to my cheeks.
491
00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:51,764
Squad, I think I'm onto something.
492
00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:53,067
I was listening to an episode
493
00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:54,468
of Boyle's podcast.
494
00:17:54,503 --> 00:17:55,471
Not the one Terry was on, I hope.
495
00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:56,572
No, of course not.
496
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,109
That one was problematic.
497
00:17:58,142 --> 00:17:59,678
What did I do that was so wrong?
498
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,381
It was the episode about
Flaxton Hill Farms.
499
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,518
The part where Scully said
500
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:04,053
the pigs were being force-fed.
501
00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:06,391
These pigs weigh more than 200 pounds,
502
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,293
which means they're finishing pigs.
503
00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:10,598
And why would a farmer
force-feed a finishing pig?
504
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,133
I don't know what finishing pigs are.
505
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:13,437
- Me neither.
- I'm totally lost.
506
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,538
Because he was feeding them
507
00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:15,541
something other than food!
508
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:16,775
The diamonds!
509
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,412
She's moving them inside the pigs!
510
00:18:18,446 --> 00:18:20,416
Let's move.
511
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,817
- I still don't get it.
- Nobody does.
512
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,320
They're just pretending.
513
00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:24,522
I can't believe this.
514
00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:25,825
I'm gonna die in here, and then
515
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,495
you're gonna eat my castrated body.
516
00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:29,698
I guess, but it'd be
a pretty boring meal
517
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,437
- without dessert.
- Oh, my God.
518
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:34,440
Oh, no. Romero's headed towards us.
519
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,143
- And he looks angry.
- Well, he always looks angry.
520
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:37,645
Maybe it's not directed at you.
521
00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:39,582
No, now he's pointing at you.
522
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:41,654
- This is bad.
- Yeah, I know it's bad.
523
00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:45,726
The warden took my entire stash of soap.
524
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,764
Apparently, someone
told him it was Blizz.
525
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:49,867
And you want me to help you
figure out who it was.
526
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,769
- Well, it was Tank.
- No, it wasn't.
527
00:18:51,804 --> 00:18:53,474
Yeah, it wasn't Tank. It was me.
528
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,742
Tank, I came clean and saved your life.
529
00:18:54,776 --> 00:18:56,746
- Now you owe me.
- No I don't.
530
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,582
I told you what I do to snitches.
531
00:18:58,617 --> 00:18:59,886
- Hold it, Romero.
- Caleb, what are you doing?
532
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:01,522
It's okay, Jake. I got this.
533
00:19:01,555 --> 00:19:03,591
Peralta is my best friend.
534
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:04,928
If you wanna kill him,
you're gonna have to
535
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:07,466
kill me first, because friendship...
536
00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:09,836
Oh, my God,
he stabbed me, Jake!
537
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,437
Everybody, get on the ground!
538
00:19:11,473 --> 00:19:12,675
- Now!
- You're next, Peralta.
539
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,544
You better sleep with one eye open.
540
00:19:14,579 --> 00:19:15,780
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
541
00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:18,450
He poked me in my tummy.
542
00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:20,856
Are you sure? I need you to be sure.
543
00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:22,457
You were right.
544
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:23,793
Pigs' stomachs were full of diamonds.
545
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:25,497
That's it.
546
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,966
Everyone on the ground!
547
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,803
- Put down your weapons!
- You're being recorded
548
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:30,874
for a podcast! You will
sign a consent form.
549
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,878
- What's going on here?
- We found the diamonds
550
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,946
and Langdon confessed.
551
00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:35,547
It's over, Hawkins.
552
00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:36,883
Pawn to king square five,
553
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,652
king's knight to the third square
554
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:41,726
on the bishop's file, queen takes on F7!
555
00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:44,863
Checkmate! Now, that's a chess move.
556
00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:46,000
Buh-bye now.
557
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,308
Peralta.
558
00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:51,710
Warden.
559
00:19:51,745 --> 00:19:54,916
Your squad busted Melanie Hawkins.
560
00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:56,584
What?
561
00:19:56,619 --> 00:19:58,622
You're getting out. Come with me.
562
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,292
Okay.
563
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,832
Wait. Can I do one thing first?
564
00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:05,301
I wanted to say good-bye.
565
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,803
I can't believe you saved my life.
566
00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:08,606
I would not do it again.
567
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,910
- It really hurt.
- Yeah... but you did do it.
568
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,312
And I regret it so much.
569
00:20:12,347 --> 00:20:13,915
Caleb, you're ruining this.
570
00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:15,619
Look, I just wanted to say
thank you for everything.
571
00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:17,822
You got me through this.
I'm gonna miss you.
572
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:18,892
Aww.
573
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,695
Put her there, pal.
574
00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:23,799
Guards, guards!
575
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,035
Ladies and gentlemen, please give
576
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,672
a warm Nine-Nine welcome
577
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:28,640
to Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz!
578
00:20:31,014 --> 00:20:32,683
- Ah, it's so good to be back.
- Amen, brother.
579
00:20:32,716 --> 00:20:33,985
Can I buy a free man a drink?
580
00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:35,753
I'd rather have a drink of that mouth.
581
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,323
- Ugh.
- I'm sorry, I just...
582
00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:41,832
- I love you.
- I love you too.
583
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,668
Hello, I'm also back.
584
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,072
- Hey, Rosa.
- So, I heard you spent
585
00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:46,773
some time in solitary.
Pretty dope, right?
586
00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,343
Uh...
587
00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:49,979
Scar, Sarabi
and I didn't see you
588
00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:51,782
at the presentation of Simba.
589
00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:54,721
Oh, Mufasa, did I miss it?
590
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,826
That's simply... awful.
591
00:20:57,861 --> 00:20:59,629
I handled it well.
592
00:20:59,664 --> 00:21:01,600
Sir, I can't believe
your obscure knowledge
593
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:03,837
of pig-feeding charts saved us.
How did you even think of that?
594
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:06,074
Frankly, I'm embarrassed
it took so long.
595
00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:09,415
I should've realized the
second I saw those hogs.
596
00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:11,751
Excuse me.
597
00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:16,091
- Hello?
- So, Captain Holt,
598
00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:18,398
did my information prove useful?
599
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,132
Were the diamonds in the pigs?
600
00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:21,870
- Yes, you were right.
- Good.
601
00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:23,438
And now you owe me a favor.
602
00:21:23,473 --> 00:21:26,476
And don't even think about screwing me.
603
00:21:29,784 --> 00:21:31,853
Captain, we're doing toasts.
604
00:21:31,888 --> 00:21:33,823
Everyone, raise your drinks!
605
00:21:33,858 --> 00:21:37,831
the 99th precinct is
officially all back together!
606
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:38,932
Nine-Nine!
607
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,468
Nine-Nine!