1 00:00:07,348 --> 00:00:10,101 Halloween. Mua-ha-ha-ha. 2 00:00:10,107 --> 00:00:13,042 It's heist time. 3 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:14,644 - Dah! - Thought you could get 4 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:16,246 a head start on heist prep? Good luck. 5 00:00:16,247 --> 00:00:17,514 I'm already dressed. 6 00:00:17,515 --> 00:00:19,883 Well... I'm also dressed, 7 00:00:19,884 --> 00:00:22,519 and I made breakfast. 8 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,522 - Wait, where are my eggs? - In my belly. 9 00:00:25,523 --> 00:00:27,223 Now get a move on. 10 00:00:27,224 --> 00:00:28,591 It's heist time. 11 00:00:28,592 --> 00:00:30,426 I love Halloween! 12 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:50,341 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 13 00:00:50,447 --> 00:00:53,416 Some of you have asked me what got me through prison. 14 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:55,606 Was it my family? Don't be stupid. 15 00:00:55,612 --> 00:00:58,189 Was it knowing that my friends would eventually get me out? 16 00:00:58,195 --> 00:01:00,256 Of course not, I never believed in any of you. 17 00:01:00,257 --> 00:01:01,791 No, the only thing that kept me sane 18 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:03,560 was planning for the Halloween heist 19 00:01:03,561 --> 00:01:05,546 those many years doing hard time. 20 00:01:05,552 --> 00:01:07,679 - It was eight weeks. - I also went to prison, dog. 21 00:01:07,685 --> 00:01:09,767 - We're getting off track here. - No, we're not, dog. 22 00:01:09,773 --> 00:01:11,634 Peralta's just trying to play the sympathy card 23 00:01:11,635 --> 00:01:12,969 so we all go easy on him. 24 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:14,637 I'd rather send you back to prison 25 00:01:14,638 --> 00:01:16,773 - than see you win. - Okay. 26 00:01:16,774 --> 00:01:18,841 This year, we compete for the most elegant and regal 27 00:01:18,842 --> 00:01:20,543 of all prizes... 28 00:01:20,544 --> 00:01:22,378 A championship cummerbund. 29 00:01:22,379 --> 00:01:24,013 Or belt, as normal people call it. 30 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:25,849 Belt... I'd like to see the pair of slacks 31 00:01:25,855 --> 00:01:27,750 whose loops are large enough for this belt. 32 00:01:27,751 --> 00:01:29,719 No, it is a cummerbund. 33 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,588 - Well, whatever it is... - Cummerbund. 34 00:01:31,589 --> 00:01:33,890 It's inscribed with the words, "Amazing human/genius." 35 00:01:33,891 --> 00:01:36,559 The objective is to have it in your possession at midnight. 36 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,328 This year, the competition is not limited 37 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:40,235 - to winners of the past heists. - That's right. 38 00:01:40,242 --> 00:01:41,631 Any man, or woman... 39 00:01:41,632 --> 00:01:43,533 #Resist... can enter. 40 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:45,768 - It's open to everyone. - Ooh, every man for himself. 41 00:01:45,769 --> 00:01:47,450 It's like "Bachelor in Paradise." 42 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:49,585 It's really cool that you guys opened it up to anyone. 43 00:01:49,592 --> 00:01:50,995 Thanks. Yeah, we talked about it, 44 00:01:51,002 --> 00:01:52,375 and we just felt like it was only fair. 45 00:01:52,376 --> 00:01:53,863 I was being sarcastic. You all suck, 46 00:01:53,869 --> 00:01:55,260 and I hope Jake goes back to jail. 47 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,811 Oh, cool, I'm glad everyone feels comfortable joking about that. 48 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,372 - Not joking. - Insult me all you want, 49 00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:00,717 for I have only this to say... 50 00:02:00,718 --> 00:02:02,602 Victory shall be mine! 51 00:02:02,608 --> 00:02:05,373 I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me. 52 00:02:05,379 --> 00:02:07,865 Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made. 53 00:02:07,871 --> 00:02:09,494 Cool, fun take on our relationship. 54 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,316 Well, I for one thing you're perfect for each other... 55 00:02:11,322 --> 00:02:12,625 Feel like there's gonna be more. 56 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:14,536 - Because you're both losers. - There it is. 57 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:17,462 None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, 58 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:18,549 no brains, 59 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,638 and, of course, a bald old man. 60 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:22,704 I'm younger than you. 61 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,540 No comeback for the bald thing, I see. 62 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:26,242 Yeah, I'm not doing the heist. I'm out. 63 00:02:26,243 --> 00:02:27,577 Okay. 64 00:02:27,578 --> 00:02:29,012 - Bull crap. - Yeah, right. 65 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:30,847 Just like you were out last year. 66 00:02:30,848 --> 00:02:33,383 - I was out last year. - As a setup for this year. 67 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,418 You're good, Jeffords, but not good enough. 68 00:02:35,419 --> 00:02:38,121 In fact, you're an idiot. I should've fired you long ago. 69 00:02:38,122 --> 00:02:39,889 - What? - Relax, Terry, chill out. 70 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:41,324 Get your undies out of your buns. 71 00:02:41,325 --> 00:02:43,393 Now, if everyone would rise. 72 00:02:43,394 --> 00:02:45,695 Rise like the army of the dead, 73 00:02:45,696 --> 00:02:49,565 and follow me into the bullpen of destiny. 74 00:02:49,566 --> 00:02:51,234 This heist, 75 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:53,102 the belt will not be locked up or hidden away. 76 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:55,672 It will be suspended from the ceiling in plain sight 77 00:02:55,673 --> 00:02:57,540 - for all to see. - How poetic. 78 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,242 It will hang just out of reach, 79 00:02:59,243 --> 00:03:00,943 like Tantalus's fruit. 80 00:03:00,944 --> 00:03:03,179 Yes, that's where I got the inspiration from, 81 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,182 Greek mythology, not an episode of the Nickelodeon show "Guts." 82 00:03:06,183 --> 00:03:07,823 Amy, will you please do the honors? 83 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:09,118 Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:14,666 - The belt is in place. - Whoever has it at midnight 85 00:03:14,673 --> 00:03:16,601 will be declared the... 86 00:03:16,607 --> 00:03:17,694 What's going on? 87 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:19,228 - What's happening? - I can't see! 88 00:03:19,229 --> 00:03:20,883 Everybody just grab something random. 89 00:03:20,889 --> 00:03:22,065 Back off, Hitchcock. 90 00:03:22,066 --> 00:03:23,499 Silence! 91 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,668 It's gone. The cummerbund is gone! 92 00:03:25,669 --> 00:03:27,904 Who took it? We're all here. Where'd it go? 93 00:03:27,905 --> 00:03:30,340 Nowhere. It's still in this room. 94 00:03:30,341 --> 00:03:34,177 In fact, it's right here! 95 00:03:34,178 --> 00:03:35,912 Nope, it's just your tum-tum. 96 00:03:35,913 --> 00:03:39,882 I don't have the cummerbund, because it's right here! 97 00:03:39,883 --> 00:03:43,186 Or is it right here? 98 00:03:43,187 --> 00:03:44,620 Everybody stop undressing. 99 00:03:44,621 --> 00:03:46,255 We just had harassment training. 100 00:03:46,256 --> 00:03:49,192 Hey... over here, losers. 101 00:03:49,193 --> 00:03:50,775 This is Gina Linetti. 102 00:03:50,781 --> 00:03:52,762 You really thought you could do this without me? 103 00:03:52,763 --> 00:03:54,597 I'm the defending champion. 104 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:57,266 Gina... I should have known it was you, you punk. 105 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:58,868 Yeah, you punk, 106 00:03:58,869 --> 00:04:00,745 why aren't you showing your face, you punk? 107 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,105 Yeah, I just had a baby. 108 00:04:02,106 --> 00:04:03,964 I haven't washed my hair in three weeks. 109 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:05,341 Oh, how is she? 110 00:04:05,342 --> 00:04:07,483 - Yeah, how's she doing? - None of your business. 111 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:09,479 Now, if you wanna find the belt, 112 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,314 you're gonna have to work for it. 113 00:04:11,315 --> 00:04:13,483 Behind my desk are boxes of baby stuff 114 00:04:13,484 --> 00:04:15,385 that I didn't wanna assemble. 115 00:04:15,386 --> 00:04:17,854 You get a clue for each item you put together. 116 00:04:17,855 --> 00:04:20,189 Linetti, Lin-out-ti. 117 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,724 This is crazy. 118 00:04:21,725 --> 00:04:24,594 I mean, no one is actually gonna do Gina's dumb chores, right? 119 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:25,995 Right, absolutely not. 120 00:04:25,996 --> 00:04:27,531 It's completely ridiculous. 121 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,969 I got the reach-and-play! 122 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:34,771 You can all suck it! 123 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:43,861 - They fell for it. - Hook, line, and sphincter. 124 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,035 - It's sinker. - No, it's sphincter. 125 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,137 That's where you put the hook in when you're eeling. 126 00:04:48,138 --> 00:04:49,872 Well, I never use that expression again. 127 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,407 - Hey, guys. - Ah. 128 00:04:51,408 --> 00:04:54,176 - And right on time, here's Bill. - Welcome. 129 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:56,712 Man, it is amazing how similar you guys look. 130 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,214 - I don't see it. - Me neither. 131 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,682 - Not even a little. - Not at all. 132 00:04:59,683 --> 00:05:01,450 Twins. So, did you have any issues 133 00:05:01,451 --> 00:05:03,486 - getting into the vents? - Went like clockwork. 134 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:05,855 Sir, only authorized personnel are allowed up here. 135 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:07,823 Oh, Detective Boyle, didn't see it was you. 136 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:10,192 Get better eyes, you moron. 137 00:05:10,193 --> 00:05:12,628 Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou. 138 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:14,439 Not anymore. He was very upset. 139 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:16,666 Anyway, once I got in the vents, it was smooth sailing. 140 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,634 The belt is in place. 141 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:21,111 Whoever has it at midnight will be declared the winner 142 00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:23,012 of the fifth annual... 143 00:05:23,019 --> 00:05:24,510 - What's going on? - What's happening? 144 00:05:24,516 --> 00:05:26,593 I can't see! Everyone just grab something randomly. 145 00:05:26,599 --> 00:05:28,201 Back off, Hitchcock. 146 00:05:32,382 --> 00:05:34,350 Hey, over here, losers. 147 00:05:34,351 --> 00:05:36,552 I gotta say, Bill, your Gina impression was spot-on. 148 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:37,752 I'm very good at roleplay, 149 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:39,499 and I'm super comfortable wearing masks. 150 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,445 Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute. 151 00:05:41,452 --> 00:05:42,859 I was definitely a male prostitute, 152 00:05:42,866 --> 00:05:44,360 but I don't do that profession anymore. 153 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:46,062 Now I sell vitamin supplements. 154 00:05:46,063 --> 00:05:48,331 I made $90,000 this year alone, 155 00:05:48,332 --> 00:05:50,232 working out of the comfort of my own home. 156 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:51,334 - Uh-huh? - How did I do it? 157 00:05:51,335 --> 00:05:52,545 - NutriBoom. - Right. 158 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,166 And the good news is, you can do it too. 159 00:05:54,173 --> 00:05:56,695 Okay, this is clearly a pyramid scheme. We're not interested. 160 00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:58,007 Okay, your loss. 161 00:05:58,008 --> 00:05:59,942 - Here's the belt... - Ah... 162 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,111 - she's a beauty. - Hi-yah! 163 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,012 Ow! Charles, what are you doing? 164 00:06:04,018 --> 00:06:06,001 The hardest thing I've EVER DONE: betraying you. 165 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:07,483 Bill, the belt. 166 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:08,959 - Bill, you're in on this too? - Yep. 167 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:10,779 Charles promised he'd buy a ton of supplements 168 00:06:10,785 --> 00:06:12,553 and become one of my downstream distributors. 169 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,295 No, look, listen to me, don't do this, okay? 170 00:06:14,302 --> 00:06:16,372 I really need to win this year. I'm begging you. 171 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:18,522 Those baby browns aren't gonna work on me, not today. 172 00:06:18,528 --> 00:06:19,627 This is crazy. 173 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:21,530 You're never gonna get out of here with that belt on your own. 174 00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:23,499 I'm not on my own. I have an alliance. 175 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:26,702 An alliance. 176 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:29,038 It's not "Bachelor in Paradise." It's "Survivor." 177 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:30,877 Rosa, I am very disappointed in you. 178 00:06:30,884 --> 00:06:32,325 Your approval means nothing to me. 179 00:06:32,331 --> 00:06:34,543 Copy that. And Terry, I knew you were playing. 180 00:06:34,544 --> 00:06:36,679 - Last year was a setup. - Hell yeah, it was. 181 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,681 I'm sick of you, Amy, and Holt winning. 182 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:41,217 - You're all so damn smug. - Yeah, you guys may be champs, 183 00:06:41,218 --> 00:06:44,352 but this year... this year belongs to The Tramps. 184 00:06:44,359 --> 00:06:46,574 - Charles, that's a bad name. - Ha, you're just jealous. 185 00:06:46,581 --> 00:06:47,990 - Everyone loves it. - No. 186 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,886 - Nuh-uh. - Bill, keep an eye on him. 187 00:06:49,893 --> 00:06:53,029 Let's go, Tramps. Charles, no! No! 188 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:55,633 Hey, let me ask you this, how would you like to be your own boss? 189 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,641 Not now, Bill! 190 00:06:58,636 --> 00:07:00,438 Amy! Amy, in here! 191 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:02,564 In here. Help. 192 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,518 - Hello, fake Charles. - Hi. 193 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:06,846 Hello, tied-up Jake. 194 00:07:06,853 --> 00:07:08,502 Will you please help me get out of this? 195 00:07:08,509 --> 00:07:10,471 It's not for the heist. I just really have to pee. 196 00:07:10,478 --> 00:07:13,369 I know you don't drink water. You pee once every two days. 197 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:15,777 - And you went this morning. - Damn it, you know me so well. 198 00:07:15,784 --> 00:07:16,847 All right, how about this? 199 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,928 I've got top secret info about various dealings. 200 00:07:19,935 --> 00:07:21,255 If you let me out of these cuffs, 201 00:07:21,256 --> 00:07:23,357 - I'll share it with you. - What kind of info? 202 00:07:23,358 --> 00:07:25,392 Well, first off, Wolf Gina... 203 00:07:25,393 --> 00:07:27,928 Was just a ruse so you and Charles could steal the belt. 204 00:07:27,929 --> 00:07:29,964 Yeah-huh, but also... 205 00:07:29,965 --> 00:07:32,433 Charles teamed up with Rosa and Terry to form The Tramps. 206 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:33,801 Gah! How did you know that? 207 00:07:33,802 --> 00:07:35,302 I gave Charles the idea last year. 208 00:07:36,605 --> 00:07:38,505 Gina's one of the champs. 209 00:07:38,506 --> 00:07:40,674 And I'm just one of the tramps. 210 00:07:40,675 --> 00:07:42,877 Ooh, The Tramps. 211 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:45,145 That's a great name for something. 212 00:07:45,146 --> 00:07:48,215 I just don't know what. 213 00:07:48,216 --> 00:07:49,884 But I do. 214 00:07:49,885 --> 00:07:52,286 I told you, I'll always be one step ahead of you. 215 00:07:52,287 --> 00:07:54,833 You can't surprise me. Ya boring. 216 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,636 You know what spices up a relationship? 217 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,328 Co-owning a multi-tiered marketing... 218 00:07:58,335 --> 00:07:59,986 Ignore him. Look, there are three Tramps. 219 00:07:59,993 --> 00:08:01,807 The only way we're gonna win is if we team up. 220 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,465 Good point. I guess my response is, 221 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:06,953 rot in hell, crap-face! 222 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,610 Also, I love you, and I treasure you, 223 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:11,138 - and ya bore me. - God, you're being so mean. 224 00:08:11,139 --> 00:08:13,391 - Do it more. - I hope you die. 225 00:08:13,398 --> 00:08:15,075 Bye. 226 00:08:15,076 --> 00:08:18,746 Fine! Go! Who needs you, ya freakin' jag! 227 00:08:18,747 --> 00:08:21,209 Looks like we're all clear. Good job, guys. 228 00:08:21,216 --> 00:08:23,617 Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train. 229 00:08:23,618 --> 00:08:26,153 Boyle, stop finding variations on a word we hate. 230 00:08:26,154 --> 00:08:28,151 Okay, Sarge, lift up the super heavy thing 231 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:30,094 that no one else is strong enough to lift. 232 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:36,997 Nice, Sarge! Keep lifting heavy stuff like that, 233 00:08:36,998 --> 00:08:39,354 and maybe you'll work off some of that bulk, huh? 234 00:08:39,361 --> 00:08:41,818 - What? - I set up an electric eye yesterday, 235 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,865 so if anyone enters this room, an alarm will go off. 236 00:08:43,872 --> 00:08:46,440 Let's move. Don't cross the beam. 237 00:08:52,681 --> 00:08:56,150 Cool, yeah, that's something I can do, without any problem. 238 00:08:58,353 --> 00:08:59,820 Alarm works. 239 00:08:59,821 --> 00:09:02,685 All right, fine, 240 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:04,875 looks like I'm gonna have to "127 Hours" this sitch. 241 00:09:04,882 --> 00:09:07,205 - You're gonna cut off your own arm? - Is that how it ends? 242 00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:09,236 Oh, man, I got busy, and my rental period expired. 243 00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:12,039 I thought he just wiggled out. Come, will you just please un-cuff me? 244 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:13,133 Please, you gotta, man. 245 00:09:13,134 --> 00:09:15,035 I've never treated you like a prostitute. 246 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:17,615 - You just did. - Touché. 247 00:09:17,622 --> 00:09:19,543 All right, how about this? I will buy... 248 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:21,529 double the amount of supplements that Boyle did. 249 00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:24,255 - $8,000? - What? He gave you 4 grand? 250 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:26,315 All right, fine, I'm in. 251 00:09:26,322 --> 00:09:29,082 He didn't give it to me. He invested it in his future. 252 00:09:29,089 --> 00:09:31,069 - And you can too. - Yeah, I already agreed to it. 253 00:09:31,076 --> 00:09:33,757 - You don't have to keep selling me. - Sorry, the script we're given 254 00:09:33,764 --> 00:09:35,240 anticipates a lot more resistance. 255 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,887 Okay, so let's get the paperwork started. 256 00:09:36,894 --> 00:09:38,667 First things first, you are not allowed 257 00:09:38,674 --> 00:09:40,462 to have any of this reviewed by an attorney. 258 00:09:40,469 --> 00:09:41,577 Yeah, this seems bad. 259 00:09:41,584 --> 00:09:42,997 So, where on Gina's mobile 260 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:44,999 should I place this moonless Jupiter? 261 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,668 I pity the child who lies beneath this solar system. 262 00:09:47,669 --> 00:09:50,170 Hey, Captain, something's going on with this heist. 263 00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:51,772 You tell us everything you know, 264 00:09:51,773 --> 00:09:53,833 and we'll tell you everything we know. 265 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,783 - I'd rather not. - Jokes on you, 266 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:58,000 - we don't know anything. - Well, good day then. 267 00:09:58,007 --> 00:10:00,528 - Wait, why are you sweating? - I'm not sweating. 268 00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:01,943 No, I've had enough heart attacks 269 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,357 to know what sweating looks like, and that's sweat. 270 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:10,457 Well, if I'm sweating, as you claim, 271 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,785 it's because I was watching an exciting video on the net. 272 00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:15,096 Really? What? 273 00:10:15,721 --> 00:10:17,799 It was a video of an American gymnast. 274 00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:20,668 His leotard ripped, exposing his butt. 275 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:23,135 - It was highly erotic. - You're lying. 276 00:10:23,136 --> 00:10:25,571 I.T. just installed blocker software, 277 00:10:25,572 --> 00:10:27,539 - thanks to moi. - Uh, yes, 278 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:29,675 but they didn't install it on my computer, 279 00:10:29,676 --> 00:10:31,191 because I'm a captain. 280 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,131 You don't look hot and bothered at all to me. 281 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:34,847 - Show us the erotica. - Gentlemen, 282 00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:36,649 I assure you, there's nothing to see. 283 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:39,618 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to grab some fresh air. 284 00:10:48,092 --> 00:10:50,394 Good boy, Cheddar. Bring me that cummerbund. 285 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:53,505 Oh, yeah. 286 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,501 Wait a minute... 287 00:10:55,502 --> 00:10:57,703 this isn't the championship cummerbund. 288 00:10:57,704 --> 00:11:00,639 This is some common cummerbund. 289 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,712 And you're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch. 290 00:11:03,719 --> 00:11:05,744 And this says you've received your sales training. 291 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:07,646 - Great. - And this one is 292 00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:10,138 a sworn affidavit stating that you have seen Debbie Stovelman, 293 00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:12,140 the wife of NutriBoom founder, David Stovelman, 294 00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:14,338 and that you found her to be happy, healthy, and alive. 295 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:15,845 Okay, fine. Great, all right, done. 296 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:17,290 Just get me out of these. 297 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,127 Hey, what's going on here? 298 00:11:24,731 --> 00:11:27,666 Yeah! Didn't think I could get out of my cuffs, did you, Boyle? 299 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,735 But you forgot about one important thing... 300 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:32,571 - NutriBoom. - NutriBoom! That's right. 301 00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:34,573 I'm in the President's Circle now. 302 00:11:34,574 --> 00:11:36,942 Sorry, Charles, this year's heist was just too important. 303 00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:39,645 - Watch him, Bill. - Check in, Boyle, check in. 304 00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:41,914 Uh-oh, Jake, they check in every ten minutes, 305 00:11:41,915 --> 00:11:46,086 and I have to respond with a code only we know. 306 00:11:47,987 --> 00:11:49,863 - I am a Tramp. - Copy that. 307 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:51,403 Did I guess it? Did I guess the code? 308 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,936 I couldn't hear what Rosa said back, but was that right? 309 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:55,578 - You got it. - Yeah, I thought so, okay. 310 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,797 Okay, security system, talk to me. 311 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,899 What have I missed? What's going on? 312 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,902 Ah-ha! Holt used Cheddar to steal the belt. 313 00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:05,376 But that's not Cheddar. 314 00:12:05,383 --> 00:12:07,400 Holt and Cheddar always walk in a perfect lockstep. 315 00:12:07,407 --> 00:12:08,774 Which means someone took Cheddar, 316 00:12:08,775 --> 00:12:10,409 and that person has the belt. 317 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:14,780 But who? Who took Cheddar? 318 00:12:14,781 --> 00:12:16,915 - Where are you coming from? - Why do you care? 319 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:18,884 - Thought you weren't heisting. - I'm not. 320 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,786 I'm just interested in your comings and goings, 321 00:12:20,787 --> 00:12:22,680 because I care about you as a friend. 322 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:24,417 Okay, friend, I went to the bathroom. 323 00:12:24,424 --> 00:12:26,425 Well, you were gone a long time, friend. 324 00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:28,627 - You feeling okay, friend? - No, it was number two, 325 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:31,463 and it was very intense, friend. 326 00:12:31,464 --> 00:12:33,398 Bless you. 327 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,567 She sneezed. Dog allergies. 328 00:12:35,568 --> 00:12:37,770 Which means that Amy took... 329 00:12:37,771 --> 00:12:39,472 Cheddar! 330 00:12:40,507 --> 00:12:42,275 Where is my dog? 331 00:12:42,282 --> 00:12:44,133 Aren't you standing right next to him? 332 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,478 This bitch? Please. Watch. 333 00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:48,447 Shake. Shake. 334 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,415 Idiot. 335 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,451 I know one of you took Cheddar, 336 00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:54,253 and you did it for the sake of the heist, 337 00:12:54,254 --> 00:12:57,256 but if anything happens to him, I will end you. 338 00:12:57,257 --> 00:12:59,358 I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar, 339 00:12:59,359 --> 00:13:01,093 but I will neuter you all. 340 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,404 Uh, bing-pot. 341 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,956 Cheddar? Cheddar? 342 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,275 Shake. 343 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,395 Ah, good grip, pristine coat. 344 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,785 That's my doggie! 345 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:20,028 You betrayed me. You'll explain yourself later. 346 00:13:20,035 --> 00:13:21,879 Return to my office. 347 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,537 Guys, why is there smoke coming from the break room? 348 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,439 What's going on? Is someone doing something? 349 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,908 Who's doing something? 350 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,315 "Handmaid's Tale." This is Amy. 351 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,489 She won't shut up about how relevant that show is 352 00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:35,981 - in today's political landscape. - It's relevant as hell, 353 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,117 but I'm not doing anything. 354 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,052 Terry also loved the show. This is him. 355 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,232 No, no, I love Elisabeth Moss. 356 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,764 Terry thought the show was too bleak. 357 00:13:43,771 --> 00:13:45,290 Oh, they're coming from everywhere. 358 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,928 Hello. Blessed be the fruit, baby. 359 00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:49,780 - Hitchcock, you watch that show? - Watch what? 360 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,668 - That's my pickup line. - What are they doing? 361 00:13:51,675 --> 00:13:54,057 We haven't heard from Charles. We need to check to make sure 362 00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:55,932 - everything's fine. - Check what? The server? 363 00:13:55,939 --> 00:13:58,267 I stole the cummerbund from under there an hour ago. 364 00:13:58,274 --> 00:14:01,874 - You knew about... - About you playing? The server? 365 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,745 I've known about your plans for weeks. 366 00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:06,073 Uh-oh, they're circling. Stop! 367 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,614 Hello, Ofamy. 368 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,350 Hello. 369 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,845 - I don't know what's going on. - I do. 370 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,354 Handmaids, out! 371 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,153 They really listen to you. 372 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,014 You figured out I had the belt in my safe, 373 00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:22,221 and you thought you could distract me and steal the key. 374 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,762 I did think those things, yes, 375 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,432 and then... I did it. 376 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,300 Please. Impossible. 377 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,564 The key has been in my shoe the entire time. 378 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,311 Okay, well, it's almost midnight. 379 00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:35,554 Why don't you try and use your key? 380 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,802 It fits. 381 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,811 I knew you were lying. You are so predictable. 382 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:43,050 Uh-oh, it's not turning. 383 00:14:43,057 --> 00:14:45,322 I guess I'm not quite as predictable as you thought. 384 00:14:45,329 --> 00:14:47,453 And I also bet none of you can predict 385 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,530 what I'm gonna do next. 386 00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:50,865 Use your key to open the safe and act like a dick about it? 387 00:14:50,872 --> 00:14:52,725 Yes, obviously that's what I'm gonna do, Rosa. 388 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,860 You just have to be so spot-on all the time. 389 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,261 If I may... mm... 390 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,785 just get my skirt up, thanks. 391 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,429 Oh, look at that, the key fits. 392 00:15:01,436 --> 00:15:05,285 And the lock is turning, and the safe is... empty? 393 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,553 - What? - There's no cummerbund? 394 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,961 - Never was. It was always a belt. - I don't understand. Who took it? 395 00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:11,267 We haven't heard from Charles in an hour. Maybe he betrayed The Tramps. 396 00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:13,292 Oh, God, I just called us The Tramps. What have I become? 397 00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:14,733 It's not Charles. I locked him up. 398 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,642 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I put a GPS tracker on the belt. 399 00:15:17,649 --> 00:15:19,684 It's on the move, and it's going fast! 400 00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:21,399 Let's take my bike. They'll never catch us. 401 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,322 - Later, dorks. - Should we follow them? I... 402 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,025 Captain, why are you giggling? 403 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:31,063 I put a GPS tracker inside of Terry. 404 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,733 Sarge, Kevin purchased one too many full-fat French yogurts. 405 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:39,438 - You want it? - Absolutely. 406 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,874 Enjoy, Jeffords. Enjoy. 407 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,301 Devious, I know, but... 408 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:44,943 I also put a tracker in Terry's yogurt. 409 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,712 Same here. No reason. 410 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,180 Just 'cause you're a great sergeant. 411 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,215 Now suck it down. 412 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,242 Eh, no problem, take it. 413 00:15:52,249 --> 00:15:53,752 Swallow the 'gurt. 414 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,320 Do you guys think all that radiation 415 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,222 - is bad for him? - I'm sure he'll be fine. 416 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,532 - He's lived a long life already. - Yeah. 417 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,897 Good luck keeping up with me. 418 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,532 I've done my morning calisthenics. 419 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,133 Oh, I'll keep up with you... 420 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,768 Rah! 421 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,372 In hell. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 422 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,047 - Hello, Jacob. - Dah! 423 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,081 What... Ames... 424 00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:25,663 What are you doing here? Why aren't you out looking for the belt? 425 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,668 You and I both know the belt never left the precinct. 426 00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,254 I don't know that. Nobody knows that. 427 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,490 I kept thinking, "How did anyone swap my key?" 428 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,927 And then it hit me... they didn't. They swapped the safe. 429 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:37,162 One of the handmaids, I'm assuming fake Charles, 430 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:41,659 took my safe, and then Ofamy deposited a lookalike. 431 00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:43,762 What did you give fake Charles so he'd help you? 432 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,523 Nothing. In fact, he gave me something, 433 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,339 the power of financial freedom. 434 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,874 I invested in a pyramid scheme. 435 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,542 It's no time to go into it right now. 436 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,411 Okay... so, while we all tried to figure out 437 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,924 who had the real key, 438 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,215 fake Charles broke into the safe, removed the tracke, 439 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,084 and led Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase. 440 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,687 My only question is, which box is the belt in? 441 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,622 Well, good luck figuring it out, 442 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,158 because the clock is tick-tick-tocking. 443 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,730 - It's that one. - No! 444 00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:10,028 The dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors. 445 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,731 You see, Jake, I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you. 446 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,700 You've lost the ability to surprise me. 447 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,535 Ya just plain boring. 448 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,871 Again, weird take on a very loving relationship. 449 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,372 And it's midnight, 450 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,076 so I guess I'm an amazing human/genius. 451 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,745 Yeah. Although... 452 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,047 you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt. 453 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,784 Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 454 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,921 "Amy Santiago, will you marry me?" 455 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,824 Surprise. 456 00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:44,457 I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now. 457 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,418 "I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now," 458 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:49,229 - title of your sex tape. - "Oh, my God, I'm shaking." 459 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,877 I'm definitely gonna cry," Title of your sex tape. 460 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:54,858 Wait, is this really happening? Is this part of the heist? 461 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,469 If this is part of the heist, I will dump you so hard. 462 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,911 No, please, Ames, look, it's really happening, okay? 463 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,547 It's not part of the heist. I promise, this is real. 464 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,249 - It is? - Yeah. 465 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,652 Okay, here it goes. 466 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,588 Ames, I love you. 467 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,791 I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. 468 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,127 I love your face, and I love your butt. 469 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,628 I should've written this down first. 470 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,297 No, no, it's okay. Go on. 471 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,742 I love how much you pretend to like "Die Hard." 472 00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:23,616 - I like the second one. - You don't have to. 473 00:18:23,623 --> 00:18:25,158 - Okay. - Yeah. 474 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,238 You're kind, and you're funny, 475 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,940 and you're the best person I know, 476 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,876 and the best detective. 477 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,047 Also, for reals, I love your butt. 478 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,049 - I love yours too. - Gross. 479 00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,686 Amy Santiago... 480 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,654 will you marry me? 481 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,157 Jake Peralta, I will marry you. 482 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,767 I love you so much. 483 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,736 Hey, jerkos, this little Tramp escaped, 484 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,457 so that ought to teach... 485 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,207 - D-did you just... - Mm-hmm. 486 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,343 - And did you say... - Mm-hmm. 487 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,824 - To Jake and Amy. - To Jake and Amy! 488 00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:13,500 Great stuff, great stuff. 489 00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:15,253 So, since Peralta altered the cummerbund, 490 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,854 no one really won the heist this year. 491 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,230 Is that what everyone's thinking? 492 00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,797 - Captain... - Right, right, sorry. 493 00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:21,744 Not the time. I'm so happy for you both. 494 00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,458 Technically, there was no winner. Continue. 495 00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:24,621 Hey, Gina just texted me. 496 00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:27,231 She said, "Weird, I didn't even realize they were dating." 497 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,433 JK, so happy for you bitches." 498 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,736 - Oh. - So, Jake, tell us everything. 499 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,305 - Did you call Amy's dad first? - I actually did. 500 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,407 Mr. Santiago, I'm calling to inform you 501 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,276 that I plan to ask your daughter to marry me, 502 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,379 but since it's 2017, I am not asking you for your permission, 503 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,836 as she is not your property, 504 00:19:42,843 --> 00:19:44,888 nor would she be mine, if she chooses to say yes. 505 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:47,384 She's a strong independent woman, and she don't need no man. 506 00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:49,320 That being said, I truly hope she says yes. 507 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,088 But it's her decision, so just back off! 508 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,491 Aww, that was perfect. What did he say? 509 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,127 I have no idea, I left a voicemail. I'm terrified of him. 510 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,492 Not to talk out of turn, 511 00:19:57,499 --> 00:20:00,932 but I think I get credit for giving Jake the idea to propose. 512 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,333 - How's that? - Remember? 513 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,467 That day in the kitchen. 514 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,835 So, what I'm saying is, 515 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,237 vanilla yogurt is good, 516 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,940 but pair it with a blueberry yogurt, 517 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,908 and both of them taste even better. 518 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,136 - Get it? - Yes? 519 00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:14,198 I did not get it, 520 00:20:14,205 --> 00:20:17,275 but speaking of yogurt, you've eaten six GPS devices this week. 521 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,482 You should see a doctor. 522 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,521 - What? - Hm? 523 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:21,652 Look, Sarge, I think everyone knows that 524 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,454 I planted the idea in Jake's head 525 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,456 eight years ago. 526 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,459 Oh, hi, I'm starting today. Detective Santiago. 527 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,162 Oh, Detective Peralta. Welcome aboard. 528 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,131 I'm hearing wedding bells. 529 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,537 Hi, Detective Boyle. 530 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:37,346 That actually really slowed things down. 531 00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:39,515 It took, like, four years for me to forget that memory. 532 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:42,185 - Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy. - Look, no one gave me the idea. 533 00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:45,943 I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th. 534 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,522 There's a typo in this crossword puzzle. 535 00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,686 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.c 536 00:20:52,693 --> 00:20:54,295 I don't get it. Seems pretty normal. 537 00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:56,466 I don't know what to tell you. That's just when I knew. 538 00:20:56,473 --> 00:20:57,922 Romantic epiphanies are dope. 539 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,490 Thank you, Rosa. They are dope. 540 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,525 Yes, dope. Congratulations. 541 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:03,138 I'm so happy you two are getting married. 542 00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:05,663 - We're getting married. - We're getting married! 543 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,399 - And no one won the heist. - Captain! 544 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,967 Get over it, ya jag! 545 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,403 Yeah, ya jag!