1 00:00:02,962 --> 00:00:04,562 Gobble! Gobble! 2 00:00:04,597 --> 00:00:07,098 Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear 3 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:09,467 what you turkeys are thankful for. 4 00:00:09,502 --> 00:00:11,184 - Charles, you gotta stop. - Nah. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,794 I don't gobble understand people. 6 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:13,862 - But, Charles... - Gobble. 7 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:14,957 - Dude. - Gobble. 8 00:00:14,993 --> 00:00:17,377 Gobble, gobble, your tail feather is caught in the gobble door. 9 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:19,118 Thank you. Gobble... wait, what? 10 00:00:21,014 --> 00:00:22,513 Ow. 11 00:00:22,549 --> 00:00:24,449 I think your feathers are ripping. 12 00:00:24,484 --> 00:00:26,317 Gobble. 13 00:00:26,353 --> 00:00:28,119 Gobble. 14 00:00:43,442 --> 00:00:47,442 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 15 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:49,850 All right, you know the drill. 16 00:00:49,886 --> 00:00:52,009 We've been living and breathing this operation for years. 17 00:00:52,045 --> 00:00:54,445 It goes down today and we only get one shot. 18 00:00:54,481 --> 00:00:57,758 Thanksgiving 2017, the meeting of the parents. 19 00:00:57,794 --> 00:01:00,028 Our objective is clear. Our parents will laugh, 20 00:01:00,064 --> 00:01:02,832 they will bond, and then when the time is right, 21 00:01:02,868 --> 00:01:04,622 our fathers will share a hug good-bye 22 00:01:04,657 --> 00:01:07,032 and it will be weird, but in the good way. 23 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,926 Oh, my God. What is that photo? 24 00:01:08,962 --> 00:01:10,561 I did an image search for dad's hugging. 25 00:01:10,597 --> 00:01:12,196 I didn't have a lot of time to put this board together. 26 00:01:12,232 --> 00:01:14,597 Now then, let's review our targets, shall we? 27 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:16,601 First we have the Santiagos: Camila and Victor. 28 00:01:16,636 --> 00:01:18,102 They are traditional, reserved, 29 00:01:18,138 --> 00:01:19,570 and like their daughter, controlling. 30 00:01:19,606 --> 00:01:21,139 I wouldn't say I'm controlling. 31 00:01:21,174 --> 00:01:22,463 I would say I'm Type A. 32 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,233 You should write Type A there instead of controlling. 33 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:25,743 Vivid example of what we're up against. 34 00:01:25,779 --> 00:01:27,678 Now then, on the other side, we have the Peraltas: 35 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:30,858 Karen and Roger. They are perfectly normal, no known flaws. 36 00:01:31,256 --> 00:01:33,418 All right, fine. My dad's a selfish drunken slut 37 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:35,769 - and my mom's a flighty weirdo. - This is gonna be a disaster. 38 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:39,157 I knew you'd say that, which is why we have this. 39 00:01:39,192 --> 00:01:40,658 A list of things they have in common. 40 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:42,293 We can use it to grease the conversation. 41 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:44,695 Ooh, convo grease. 42 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:46,340 This is perfect. 43 00:01:46,376 --> 00:01:49,066 Okay, our dads both golf. Our mom's both paint. 44 00:01:49,102 --> 00:01:51,002 All four of them have hair. 45 00:01:51,037 --> 00:01:52,236 Yeah, but that's bottom of the barrel stuff. 46 00:01:52,272 --> 00:01:53,671 We're not gonna have to use that. 47 00:01:53,706 --> 00:01:55,440 Oh, you did a lot of work on this. 48 00:01:55,475 --> 00:01:57,442 - I'm really impressed. - Oh, well, you know, 49 00:01:57,477 --> 00:01:59,710 it's really important to me. I feel like it's a chance 50 00:01:59,746 --> 00:02:01,679 for me to finally have the big family Thanksgiving 51 00:02:01,714 --> 00:02:03,915 - I never got as a kid. - Oh, babe. 52 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:05,249 It's gonna be amazing. 53 00:02:09,055 --> 00:02:10,588 Are you erasing the word controlling behind my back 54 00:02:10,623 --> 00:02:13,057 - while we kiss? - Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:15,359 We can keep it in my office until it's time to leave. 56 00:02:15,395 --> 00:02:17,128 What do you have in the pastry box, sir? Brownies? 57 00:02:17,163 --> 00:02:18,620 No, you hold brownies from the side. 58 00:02:18,656 --> 00:02:19,855 He's holding it from the bottom. 59 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,399 True. Maybe it s a cheesecake. 60 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:23,267 But there's no condensation on the box. 61 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:25,036 - It's room temperature. - Look at the finger spread, 62 00:02:25,071 --> 00:02:26,370 tensing in the shoulders. 63 00:02:26,406 --> 00:02:28,573 He's supporting something dense. 64 00:02:29,008 --> 00:02:31,209 - It's a pie. - It is a pie. 65 00:02:31,244 --> 00:02:34,345 - Damn, that was impressive. - But this is not just any pie. 66 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:36,347 It's an English walnut pie from the Cottage Inn 67 00:02:36,382 --> 00:02:38,282 - in Saratoga Springs. - Raymond and I drive 68 00:02:38,318 --> 00:02:39,984 all the way upstate for it every year. 69 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:41,285 It's the finest sweet treat on earth. 70 00:02:41,321 --> 00:02:42,987 Even better than a plain scone. 71 00:02:43,022 --> 00:02:44,239 Wow, that good, huh? 72 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:46,175 We're bringing it to Kevin's parents' house tonight. 73 00:02:46,593 --> 00:02:49,293 Can't wait. What do you all have planned for Turkey day? 74 00:02:49,329 --> 00:02:51,896 Well, I've got a great Thanksgiving planned. 75 00:02:51,932 --> 00:02:54,064 Nikolaj has taken to food just like his papa, 76 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,400 so I'm making an exotic spread. 77 00:02:56,436 --> 00:02:59,070 If it can fly or swim, we're eating its eggs. 78 00:02:59,105 --> 00:03:01,339 Well, at the Jefford's house, it's not just Thanksgiving, 79 00:03:01,374 --> 00:03:04,275 it's also Ava's birthday, so we do it up huge. 80 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,977 I got her a Perry the Parrot. 81 00:03:06,712 --> 00:03:09,179 That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores. 82 00:03:09,215 --> 00:03:11,015 I guess I'm only one doing this holiday right. 83 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,650 Hitting the open road with my bike. 84 00:03:12,685 --> 00:03:15,353 No family, no friends, no dinner. 85 00:03:15,388 --> 00:03:17,622 - That sounds really dark. - Thank you. 86 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,657 Well, everyone's plans seem lovely. 87 00:03:19,692 --> 00:03:21,292 Oh, Hitchcock and I didn't say ours. 88 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,505 How unfortunate. 89 00:03:23,357 --> 00:03:25,329 Okay, the house is all clean. 90 00:03:25,365 --> 00:03:26,631 The wine is in the fridge. 91 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:28,232 What is this pitcher of gray water? 92 00:03:28,268 --> 00:03:31,335 I read an article that said when you wash vegetables, 93 00:03:31,371 --> 00:03:33,404 all the nutrients leech into the water 94 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:36,574 and then you can drink it. They call it a super water. 95 00:03:36,609 --> 00:03:38,409 Oh. Well, that's neat. 96 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:40,611 I am gonna just hide it right over here. 97 00:03:40,647 --> 00:03:42,046 Dad, you almost ready? 98 00:03:42,081 --> 00:03:43,660 The Santiago's are very punctual? 99 00:03:43,696 --> 00:03:45,629 I'm already out of the shower. 100 00:03:45,665 --> 00:03:47,218 - Chill, bro. - Don't call me bro. 101 00:03:47,253 --> 00:03:48,986 - I'm your son. - Okay, dude. 102 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:50,621 Dude is not an improvement. 103 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:52,490 - Oh, boy, they're here. - Oh, now, honey, 104 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:55,126 I know you're nervous, but it's gonna be fine. 105 00:03:55,161 --> 00:03:56,627 We can handle ourselves. 106 00:03:56,663 --> 00:03:59,597 Hola. Feliz Thanksgiving. 107 00:03:59,632 --> 00:04:01,499 Jake told me you were Cuban. 108 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:03,301 Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in. 109 00:04:03,336 --> 00:04:05,636 So nice to finally meet you. I'm Victor. 110 00:04:05,672 --> 00:04:07,672 - And I'm Camila. - Oh. 111 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:09,640 - And you brought a turkey? - Sure did. 112 00:04:09,676 --> 00:04:11,409 Even though I told her that you were making the turkey, 113 00:04:11,444 --> 00:04:13,277 and all she needed to bring was stuffing. 114 00:04:13,313 --> 00:04:16,147 The stuffing's inside it and now we have two turkeys, 115 00:04:16,182 --> 00:04:18,616 - just in case. - In case of what? 116 00:04:18,651 --> 00:04:20,484 I don't know. 117 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,486 Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up. 118 00:04:22,522 --> 00:04:24,488 - Isn't that fun? - The most fun. 119 00:04:24,524 --> 00:04:26,057 Why don't we just get comfortable. 120 00:04:26,092 --> 00:04:28,092 - My dad is just... - Hey, Kare-bear, 121 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:29,527 - which pants do you think... - Dad! 122 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:32,396 - Honey. - The Santiagos are here. 123 00:04:32,432 --> 00:04:35,522 Feliz Thanksgiving. How was the trip in? 124 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:36,867 The flight must have been awful. 125 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,402 - Hey, Dad? - This holiday is the worst. 126 00:04:38,438 --> 00:04:40,104 Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants? 127 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:41,939 Fine. I'll put on some pants. 128 00:04:41,975 --> 00:04:43,197 Thanks. 129 00:04:43,797 --> 00:04:46,009 Squad, bullpen, now. 130 00:04:46,045 --> 00:04:48,012 - Is everything okay, sir? - No, it is not. 131 00:04:48,047 --> 00:04:49,982 I went to a meeting and when I returned, 132 00:04:50,018 --> 00:04:52,283 my pie was gone. Which one of you took it? 133 00:04:52,318 --> 00:04:54,518 Calm down, there's no need to point fingers. 134 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,935 At us. It was clearly Hitchcock and Scully. 135 00:04:56,971 --> 00:04:58,913 How dare you. You have no proof. 136 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:00,429 There's crumbs all over your desks. 137 00:05:00,465 --> 00:05:02,159 Well, these aren't pie crumbs. 138 00:05:02,195 --> 00:05:04,895 Bread, cookie, pizza, sandwich, blintz, 139 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:07,365 and one good old fashioned potato chip. 140 00:05:08,187 --> 00:05:10,621 No pie here. I just humiliated you. 141 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,357 Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. 142 00:05:12,393 --> 00:05:14,005 Whoever took that pie, come forward 143 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,702 and all will be forgiven. 144 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,276 Smart. You knew I would never forgive you. 145 00:05:19,312 --> 00:05:22,246 But you're dumb if you think I won't get to the bottom of this. 146 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,049 Everyone here is a suspect. 147 00:05:25,084 --> 00:05:26,450 Okay, not off to a great start. 148 00:05:26,486 --> 00:05:28,219 My mom brought a passive-aggressive turkey 149 00:05:28,254 --> 00:05:29,920 and we all saw your dad's penis through his undies. 150 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:31,612 What? You did? Why were you looking? 151 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,664 No, I wasn't. It all happened so fast. 152 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,227 Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed." 153 00:05:36,262 --> 00:05:38,429 I didn't think you guys were gonna be so early. 154 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,227 We arrived at the agreed upon time. 155 00:05:40,263 --> 00:05:42,591 Right. So, like, super early. 156 00:05:42,627 --> 00:05:44,168 Convo grease. Convo grease them right now. 157 00:05:44,203 --> 00:05:45,703 Yes. Mrs. Peralta, 158 00:05:45,738 --> 00:05:49,040 I love this new ceramic that you painted. 159 00:05:49,075 --> 00:05:50,441 You know, my mom paints as well. 160 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,043 - Really? - Yes. 161 00:05:52,078 --> 00:05:54,178 - I paint on canvases though. - Oh. 162 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:56,047 - And that's different? - Very. 163 00:05:56,082 --> 00:05:57,948 - Completely. - I just always found canvas 164 00:05:57,984 --> 00:05:59,350 to be too restricting. 165 00:05:59,385 --> 00:06:03,087 For me with bowls and vases and furniture, 166 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:04,522 the world is my canvas. 167 00:06:04,557 --> 00:06:07,158 Yes, and for me, with canvas, 168 00:06:07,193 --> 00:06:09,126 the canvas is my canvas. 169 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:11,629 - She said "canvas" so much. - Who wants to hear a joke? 170 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,564 Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles. 171 00:06:13,599 --> 00:06:16,865 No, I mean like a joke joke, where I say it and you laugh. 172 00:06:16,901 --> 00:06:18,000 No, then I'm not interested. 173 00:06:18,036 --> 00:06:20,404 Oh. Well... golf. 174 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,340 Yes, golf. Anyone hit the links lately? 175 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:25,265 - I don't play golf. - What are you talking about? 176 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,677 You played it all the time when I was a kid. 177 00:06:26,713 --> 00:06:29,246 - Never played golf in my life. - Jake, you're remembering 178 00:06:29,282 --> 00:06:31,015 when he used to pretend to golf 179 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,084 so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me. 180 00:06:33,119 --> 00:06:35,219 - Ah. - Oh, yeah. 181 00:06:35,254 --> 00:06:37,021 - Oops. - But it's okay now. 182 00:06:37,056 --> 00:06:38,689 We're happy, we're back together... 183 00:06:38,725 --> 00:06:40,224 - We're cool. - And, you know, 184 00:06:40,259 --> 00:06:42,093 all relationships have rough patches. 185 00:06:42,128 --> 00:06:44,010 - Right, Camila? - No. 186 00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:47,518 - Jake. - Hair. 187 00:06:48,247 --> 00:06:51,135 We all have hair. 188 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,203 Mm. 189 00:06:53,429 --> 00:06:54,463 Okay, this is bad. 190 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:55,748 None of the convo grease worked. 191 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,683 We need a new plan. There's gotta be some way 192 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,351 - to make them get along. - Maybe we could play a game. 193 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:02,109 No. No games. My dad gets super competitive. 194 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:04,924 He used to flip out on me when I beat him at Adult Clue. 195 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,828 It was the only board game he had at his condo. 196 00:07:06,864 --> 00:07:08,343 All the murder weapons were sex toys. 197 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:09,809 Oh, okay. You know what? 198 00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:11,923 Actually, my dad is super competitive too. 199 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:14,777 It's bad. He got kicked off a bird watching tour once. 200 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,927 - Look a kingfisher. - No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:07:16,963 --> 00:07:18,959 That's the same bird I saw earlier. 202 00:07:18,995 --> 00:07:20,235 That doesn't count. 203 00:07:20,576 --> 00:07:24,142 Yikes. All right, so it's agreed. We steer clear of all competition. 204 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:25,663 Why can't there be some magic potion 205 00:07:25,699 --> 00:07:28,149 that makes everyone happy and have fun all the time?? 206 00:07:29,703 --> 00:07:32,046 Who wants some alcohol? 207 00:07:32,491 --> 00:07:34,285 Thank you very much, David. 208 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,378 That'll be all. 209 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,918 There are no prints on the box, no DNA evidence, 210 00:07:39,954 --> 00:07:42,143 and the security camera in my office was obscured, 211 00:07:42,178 --> 00:07:43,845 which means whoever took my pie 212 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,446 thought it through. And that means... 213 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:46,714 It wasn't Hitchcock and Scully. 214 00:07:46,749 --> 00:07:47,748 Exactly. 215 00:07:47,784 --> 00:07:49,784 Now, as for you three, 216 00:07:49,819 --> 00:07:51,786 I think it's time we had a little chat. 217 00:07:51,821 --> 00:07:53,387 How long you been planning this? 218 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:55,723 A day? A week? A year? 219 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:58,159 Or is this the only reason you joined the force to begin with? 220 00:07:58,194 --> 00:08:01,295 So you think I became a cop just so I can steal your pie? 221 00:08:01,331 --> 00:08:03,698 Your words not mine. 222 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,966 No, don't tell me why you did it. 223 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:07,235 - Tell him. - You want me to talk to 224 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:09,170 this picture of your husband? 225 00:08:09,205 --> 00:08:11,272 Look him in the eye and tell him what you did. 226 00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:14,108 - I didn't do it, Kevin. - Don't you say his name. 227 00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:15,676 No, Terry, I'm not mad at you. 228 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:16,878 I know you didn't mean to do it. 229 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,713 You just got hungry, 230 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,181 and that's the most natural thing in the world. 231 00:08:20,216 --> 00:08:22,950 - I didn't take your pie. - You're lying! 232 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,886 If you're so innocent, where were you 233 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,854 - when the pie went missing? - I was at the grocery store 234 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:28,689 buying goose feet for Nikolaj's dinner. 235 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,658 I was getting the oil changed in my bike. 236 00:08:30,693 --> 00:08:32,260 Preparing for my solo Thanksgiving ride. 237 00:08:32,295 --> 00:08:33,527 I was at the gym. 238 00:08:33,563 --> 00:08:37,131 Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair. 239 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,866 Terry needs to earn that feast. 240 00:08:38,902 --> 00:08:42,036 Everybody has an alibi. How convenient. 241 00:08:42,071 --> 00:08:45,873 So I hope you're comfortable because I will keep you in here 242 00:08:45,909 --> 00:08:48,309 all day if necessary! 243 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:50,044 We need the room to question someone 244 00:08:50,079 --> 00:08:51,812 - about the Red Hook homicide. - Oh, no problem. 245 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:55,149 - We'll be right out. - Okay, we are one glass in. 246 00:08:55,184 --> 00:08:56,918 My mom's telling a story about my birth 247 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,953 and your parents are not recoiling. 248 00:08:58,988 --> 00:09:01,456 Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off. 249 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:02,924 A-top them off. 250 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,792 Every night I'm told what to do 251 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,694 and every morning I do what I'm told, 252 00:09:06,729 --> 00:09:08,930 but yet I cannot escape your scold. 253 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,799 What am I? An alarm clock. 254 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:15,102 Oh, I get it. So a riddle is just like a fact 255 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,804 that's told in a really confusing way. 256 00:09:16,839 --> 00:09:19,206 - Exactly. - Hey, I used to fly 257 00:09:19,242 --> 00:09:22,109 - with Sully Sullenberger. - What he did was amazing. 258 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,779 Between us, I could have landed that plane on the ground 259 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,682 at the destination without killing any of those birds. 260 00:09:29,352 --> 00:09:31,385 Is my dad playing piano? 261 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:33,054 And is my dad scatting? 262 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:36,824 - This is amazing. - Oh, my. 263 00:09:36,859 --> 00:09:38,392 Who wants more wine? 264 00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:40,161 No, no, no, no, no more for me. 265 00:09:40,197 --> 00:09:42,381 In fact, I think everyone here has had enough. 266 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,831 - We have? - Yes. 267 00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:46,601 Now we're drinking this. 268 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,869 Rum from Cuba. 269 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:51,939 Rum from Cuba! 270 00:09:51,975 --> 00:09:53,774 I saw what you did this morning 271 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,843 when you deduced the contents of my bakery box. 272 00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:58,346 Impressive. Now I need to use your skills 273 00:09:58,381 --> 00:10:00,014 to find my pie. 274 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:01,682 It's about time you came to us. 275 00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:03,995 Here's what we need from you. A list of the pie's ingredients. 276 00:10:04,031 --> 00:10:05,553 We're looking for anything that might linger 277 00:10:05,589 --> 00:10:07,770 - on someone's breath. - We need surveillance footage 278 00:10:07,806 --> 00:10:10,199 from the water fountain, the crumb consistency was dry. 279 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,496 Whoever ate it's gonna be thirsty. 280 00:10:11,532 --> 00:10:13,160 Now what kind of crimped edge are we dealing with here? 281 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,196 - U-shaped or V? - I don't know. 282 00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:17,098 Well, then get on the damned phone 283 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,909 and find out. 284 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:23,371 Babe, our parents are vibing hard. 285 00:10:23,406 --> 00:10:26,025 Drinking just makes people get along better. 286 00:10:26,061 --> 00:10:28,116 Do you think if I got my parents drunk every day when I was a kid 287 00:10:28,152 --> 00:10:29,944 they would have stayed together and we would have had a happy family? 288 00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:31,712 - Probably. Yeah. - Right. Yeah. 289 00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:33,682 I'd like to say a few words. 290 00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:37,270 Camila and I thrilled to welcome you into our family, 291 00:10:37,306 --> 00:10:41,288 so allow me to be the first to bless this union with a toast. 292 00:10:41,324 --> 00:10:44,325 - To Jake and Amy. - To Jake and Amy. 293 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,093 Aww, thanks, Dad. That was really sweet. 294 00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:48,062 - I have a toast too. - Oh. 295 00:10:48,097 --> 00:10:51,866 Karen and I would like to welcome you into our family. 296 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:56,070 And allow me to be the first to say that we love you. 297 00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:57,938 To Jake and Amy. Congratulations. 298 00:10:57,974 --> 00:10:59,407 To Jake and Amy. 299 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:00,975 - Thanks, Dad. - I'd like to go again. 300 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,376 Uh-oh, they're getting competitive. 301 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,145 It goes without saying, I love you both. 302 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,681 - But you didn't say it. - I'd just like to add, 303 00:11:06,716 --> 00:11:08,683 if there's anything you ever need, 304 00:11:08,718 --> 00:11:10,418 the Santiago's are here for you. 305 00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:12,353 - To Jake and Amy. - Round two. 306 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,088 Oh, that seems like plenty, Dad. 307 00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:15,256 No, if Victor gets two toasts, 308 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,058 then I do too. 309 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,193 I would like to go one step further and say that 310 00:11:19,228 --> 00:11:22,797 if there is anything that you need or want 311 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:24,965 the Peralta's are there for you. 312 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,701 That doesn't sound like a better offer than mine. 313 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,235 Yeah, it is. 314 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,770 It's a lot better than yours. 315 00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:30,900 Jake... 316 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,041 I'll give you my grandfather's watch. 317 00:11:34,077 --> 00:11:35,710 You are now a Santiago. 318 00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:37,244 I would like to pay for the wedding. 319 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,913 Amy, you are now my daughter. 320 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,314 - What? - I win. 321 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:41,982 To Jake and Amy. 322 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:44,351 Oh, no. There are downsides to alcohol. 323 00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:48,511 Well, that was a lovely series of toasts, 324 00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:50,714 Now who can I interest in 12 cups of coffee? 325 00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:53,107 No, I'd like to know what Roger meant 326 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:54,517 when he said he would pay for the wedding. 327 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:56,123 How much are you willing to give them? 328 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:58,092 - Whatever they need. - You know it's tradition 329 00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:59,956 - for the bride's family to pay. - It's also tradition 330 00:11:59,991 --> 00:12:01,458 for the host to make the turkey. 331 00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:03,560 - Okay, guys... - Bottom line is, 332 00:12:03,595 --> 00:12:05,662 we appreciate the offer, but we're paying. 333 00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:08,031 No, you gave him the watch. That was your gift. 334 00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:09,784 Maybe we should just split the wedding. 335 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,186 It's a great idea, Mom. 336 00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:12,969 Given your financial situation. 337 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:14,871 - No. - What's that supposed to mean? 338 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,806 Our financial "situation"? 339 00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:18,608 You know, I think we probably all had 340 00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:20,577 just about enough of this delicious rum. 341 00:12:20,612 --> 00:12:21,945 I'm gonna dump it out into this plant. 342 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:23,646 That's a $600 bottle. 343 00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:26,316 $527. I looked it up online. 344 00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:29,552 If you paid $600, you're making some bad choices, my friend. 345 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:33,590 All right, it's dinner time. Everybody go wash your hands. 346 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,558 I'd never said that before. Amy, you come with me. 347 00:12:35,594 --> 00:12:37,360 This is a nightmare. 348 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,362 This is worse than my sixth birthday party 349 00:12:39,398 --> 00:12:41,030 when I caught my dad making out with a female clown 350 00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:43,032 in the bounce house. Oh, my dad is the worst. 351 00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:44,934 I know. He's ruining the whole day. 352 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,954 Yeah, but, you know, 353 00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:49,272 don't just blame my dad. 354 00:12:49,307 --> 00:12:50,607 You literally just said he's the worst. 355 00:12:50,642 --> 00:12:52,063 I know. It's okay when I say it. 356 00:12:52,099 --> 00:12:53,808 You have to pretend like he's cool. Those are the rules. 357 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:54,837 Plus, you gotta admit, 358 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,013 your parents were being a little condescending. 359 00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:58,915 Why? Because they asked what was in the dip 360 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,917 - that seemed to be just mayo? - All dip is just mayo. 361 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,386 Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that 362 00:13:03,422 --> 00:13:05,422 your mom brought her own hand towels. 363 00:13:05,457 --> 00:13:06,890 As if my mom wouldn't have washed hers knowing 364 00:13:06,925 --> 00:13:08,591 - they had guests coming over? - Did she? 365 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:10,326 No, you don't have to. 366 00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,628 They're only touched by freshly cleaned hands. 367 00:13:11,663 --> 00:13:13,062 - They never get dirty. - Wow. 368 00:13:13,098 --> 00:13:14,531 The unhygienic apple doesn't fall far 369 00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:15,932 from the unhygienic tree. 370 00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:17,400 Did you just call my mom a tree? 371 00:13:17,436 --> 00:13:18,635 I called her an unhygienic tree. 372 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,354 Wow. Wow. 373 00:13:20,906 --> 00:13:22,729 All right, you know what? 374 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:24,841 Let's just go back in there 375 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,776 and enjoy our joyous Thanksgiving 376 00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:29,279 and hopefully no one's parents will ruin it. 377 00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:30,780 Fine. Well, I know that my parents 378 00:13:30,816 --> 00:13:32,382 aren't gonna ruin any joyousness. 379 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,983 In fact, they're gonna be joyous as hell. 380 00:13:34,019 --> 00:13:36,526 Not nearly as joyous as my parents. 381 00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:38,888 Thank you, all, for joining me. 382 00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:40,323 I checked into your alibis. 383 00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:41,825 Or should I say... 384 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,626 alib-lies! 385 00:13:43,662 --> 00:13:45,695 Diaz, if you were changing the oil in your bike 386 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,697 for your big ride up the coast, then tell me, 387 00:13:47,732 --> 00:13:50,266 why is your tank only half full? 388 00:13:50,302 --> 00:13:52,969 - You dipsticked my bike? - That's not all I dipsticked. 389 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:55,438 Mr. Fit, or should I call you by your real name? 390 00:13:55,474 --> 00:13:57,907 Mr. Fib. I find it quite odd 391 00:13:57,943 --> 00:13:59,609 that you were building up an appetite at the gym 392 00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:02,512 when your gym is closed on Thanksgiving. 393 00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:04,514 And, Boyle, out buying goose feet 394 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:05,915 - for Nickolaj? - Nikolaj. 395 00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:07,917 I found your grocery store receipt. 396 00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:10,687 No feet of any kind. But there was one purchase, 397 00:14:10,722 --> 00:14:13,590 a beverage that pairs perfectly with pie. 398 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,959 One gallon of milk! 399 00:14:15,994 --> 00:14:17,727 This heist took three people. 400 00:14:17,762 --> 00:14:21,030 Lady Dipstick, Mr. Fib, and the Milk Man. 401 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:24,334 The jig is up. Confess. 402 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,027 - Okay, I lied. - Thank you. 403 00:14:26,063 --> 00:14:27,604 Not about the pie. About my Thanksgiving. 404 00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:29,739 I'm not spending it alone. I'm spending it with my family. 405 00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:31,955 We're seeing the new "Minions" musical on Broadway. 406 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,544 And I wasn't putting oil in my bike. 407 00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:37,480 I was picking up these matching T-shirts for my whole family. 408 00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:39,282 I missed my family a lot 409 00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:41,210 when I was in prison and we've gotten really close again. 410 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,112 I was embarrassed about how pumped I am to see them. 411 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,787 The T-shirts were my idea. 412 00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:47,563 Okay. It was a two-man job. 413 00:14:47,599 --> 00:14:49,532 No, I didn't steal your pie either. 414 00:14:49,568 --> 00:14:52,362 I lied about the gym because I was still trying to find 415 00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:54,196 a Perry the Parrot for Ava. 416 00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:55,865 I forgot it was her birthday coming up 417 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:59,205 and by the time I realized, the dumb toy was all sold out. 418 00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:01,404 I just didn't want you guys to know 419 00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:03,606 what a horrible dad I really am. 420 00:15:03,642 --> 00:15:05,441 Well, now we do. Boyle? 421 00:15:05,477 --> 00:15:07,390 Nikolaj is a picky eater! 422 00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:10,680 I lied about his palate. All he drinks is milk. 423 00:15:10,715 --> 00:15:13,249 All he eats is buttered noodles. 424 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:15,351 - And perhaps my walnut pie? - I wish. 425 00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:18,821 He hates nuts. My son is a basic bitch. 426 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,922 So none of you took my pie. 427 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,026 Captain, you're gonna wanna see this. 428 00:15:23,061 --> 00:15:24,861 Their desks were clean, 429 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,497 so we expanded the search radius. 430 00:15:27,532 --> 00:15:28,798 Take a look. 431 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,733 My pie, and it wasn't even eaten. 432 00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:33,670 Just thrown away like common street trash. 433 00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:36,406 Makes me sick. Spend your life on the force, 434 00:15:36,441 --> 00:15:38,274 and it never gets easier. 435 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,777 Wow, Mom, what a delightful dinner. 436 00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:42,612 I mean, these have gotta be the most joyous green beans 437 00:15:42,647 --> 00:15:45,315 - I've ever seen. - Oh, thanks, honey. 438 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,317 - They're pre-made from a can. - Great. 439 00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:49,419 Shall we carve the turkey? Get this dinner started? 440 00:15:49,454 --> 00:15:52,253 I'm an excellent carver. Allow me. 441 00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:53,359 I think I can carve the turkey. 442 00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:54,694 After all, it is my house 443 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,392 and sitting right here in front of me. 444 00:15:56,428 --> 00:15:58,227 We have two turkeys. 445 00:15:58,263 --> 00:16:00,897 - You can both carve one. - Yes, thank goodness 446 00:16:00,932 --> 00:16:03,666 for the second turkey, a very normal thing to have brought. 447 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:06,302 This is actually very good because now everybody could see 448 00:16:06,338 --> 00:16:08,830 - who cuts the turkey better. - You're on. 449 00:16:09,441 --> 00:16:11,574 - Wow. Really mature. - You're just saying that 450 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,024 because you know my dad's gonna win. 451 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:14,927 - As if. - Hey, Roger, 452 00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:16,806 You like jokes. Here's one. 453 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,845 I'd hate to be a passenger on one of your flights 454 00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:20,773 if you fly as slow as you cut a turkey. 455 00:16:20,809 --> 00:16:23,367 Riddle me this, Victor. Who sucks at carving turkey, 456 00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:25,247 thinks their rum is good when it's bad? 457 00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,037 You. Up top, Jake. 458 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,691 - Joyous. - Uh, Camila, 459 00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:30,693 did you put your stuffing in my ceramic? 460 00:16:30,729 --> 00:16:33,296 - I thought it was a bowl. - It's art. 461 00:16:33,332 --> 00:16:35,291 What does that mean? 462 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,177 - What did she say? - She said it was a bowl. 463 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,761 Bet you didn't know I understood Spanish. 464 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,404 Very impressive. You learn that from one of your mistresses? 465 00:16:41,439 --> 00:16:44,222 Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous. 466 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:47,044 - I bet you never even had sex. - Oh, I've had sex. 467 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,020 And I'm actually pretty good. Camila? 468 00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:50,909 - The best. - What is happening right now? 469 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,811 Roger's really good at sex too. 470 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:55,245 - Ha, ha, I'm so grossed out. - You know what? 471 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,148 I'm sick of you looking down your nose at us. 472 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,836 I know the Peralta's aren't perfect, 473 00:17:00,872 --> 00:17:02,709 but we don't look down on other people. 474 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:05,157 I mean, you come into our home and you act like we're idiots. 475 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,821 Well, we're not idiots. In fact... 476 00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:08,730 - I just cut my thumb off. - What? 477 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,165 I just cut my thumb off. 478 00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:13,670 Oh, my God! 479 00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:16,819 I think it's... It's bad. 480 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,542 Excuse me, my father cut his thumb off. 481 00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:21,382 - We need help right now. - Do you have the thumb? 482 00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:22,533 Yeah, I got it right here. 483 00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:24,119 It's in a plastic baggy. 484 00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:25,163 It's not just sitting on the ice cream. 485 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,640 Okay, just fill out these forms. 486 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,108 Someone will be with you in a bit. 487 00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,024 I think this might be it for me, little man. 488 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,759 There's something you gotta know, Jake. 489 00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:33,813 - You have three half-sisters. - What? 490 00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:35,218 One in Atlanta, one in Newark, 491 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,984 one in Dallas Fort Worth. All the hubs. 492 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,786 Okay, we have to get him help right now. 493 00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,453 He can't die. I've gotta hear more about this. 494 00:17:40,489 --> 00:17:43,188 It's a holiday, we're understaffed, we'll get to your father eventually. 495 00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:44,990 He needs help now! 496 00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:47,309 You know who this man is? Captain Roger Peralta. 497 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:48,977 He taught Sully Sullenberger how to fly. 498 00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:50,775 It's just that we're understaffed. 499 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:52,713 No excuses. You're going to take this man 500 00:17:52,749 --> 00:17:55,152 to the OR right now or I'm gonna sue you 501 00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:57,285 and everybody in this hospital. 502 00:17:57,572 --> 00:17:58,904 Uh, go with him. 503 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,423 - I love you, buddy. - Oh. 504 00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:03,658 - Thanks, that's nice. - I love you, nurse. 505 00:18:03,869 --> 00:18:05,912 I love you lady in the scarf. 506 00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:07,295 Significantly less meaningful. 507 00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:10,046 - I love you candy machine. - Victor, that was amazing. 508 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:11,633 - Thank you so much for coming. - Of course. 509 00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:13,560 Your mom and Camila are on the way. 510 00:18:13,596 --> 00:18:15,362 They're still cleaning up all the blood. 511 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,172 Yeah, there was so much. They might have to move. 512 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:19,975 Babe, I'm really sorry about all the things I said. 513 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,177 - You know, I didn't mean it. - Yeah, me neither. 514 00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:23,678 And, look, this is all my fault. 515 00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:28,183 I just wanted a big family Thanksgiving, and I forced it, so it's on me. 516 00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:29,551 But, look, I love you, and... 517 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,052 Is that still your dad's thumb? 518 00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,421 Oh, my God, yes. He needs this. Nurse? 519 00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:35,697 Hello, Raymond. Ready to go to dinner? 520 00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:38,927 Yes, but I have some unfortunate news about our pie. 521 00:18:38,962 --> 00:18:40,626 - It was thrown away. - No. 522 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,318 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 523 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,227 - And I know who did it. - Who? 524 00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:47,666 You all bragged about your Thanksgiving plans. 525 00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:51,394 Why? You were overcompensating. 526 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,760 Trying to cover up your dark secrets, 527 00:18:54,796 --> 00:18:58,521 but there was one other person who was also overcompensating. 528 00:18:58,557 --> 00:19:00,357 You. Kevin. 529 00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:02,001 Even better than a plain scone. 530 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,952 Plain scone. Plain scone. 531 00:19:03,987 --> 00:19:05,487 I should have known you were lying. 532 00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,939 There's nothing better than a plain scone. 533 00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:09,991 - This is ridiculous. - Is it? 534 00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:11,844 Look how the pie was disposed of. 535 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,062 Placed gently with two hands inside the bin. 536 00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:16,097 That's exactly how you always throw away garbage. 537 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:17,599 - It is? - There's only one thing 538 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,805 I still can't figure out. 539 00:19:19,841 --> 00:19:22,339 - Why'd you do it? - Because it's disgusting. 540 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,941 - Oh, my. - That pie is an abomination. 541 00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:26,233 It has beef suet and apple seeds in it. 542 00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:27,973 Why? It's a walnut pie. 543 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:30,393 If we brought that to my family's house, hey would have said something. 544 00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:33,729 - I was trying to protect you. - Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 545 00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:36,084 Because I love our annual trips 546 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:37,552 to Saratoga Springs. 547 00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:39,287 The two of us driving in silence, 548 00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:41,156 looking at the barren trees. It's perfect. 549 00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:44,114 I... I didn't wanna lose that. 550 00:19:45,062 --> 00:19:46,995 - I'm sorry. - I don't know why we can't 551 00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:49,130 still make the drive next year. 552 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,394 We just don't have to buy the pie. 553 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,168 A trip with no purpose? 554 00:19:53,203 --> 00:19:55,180 Raymond... 555 00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:58,039 - Hey, Dad, how's it going? - I'm fine. 556 00:19:58,075 --> 00:20:00,099 They reattached my thumb. 557 00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,569 Oh, that's great. So you'll be able to fly again? 558 00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,038 Yeah, that was never in doubt. 559 00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:06,674 You don't need thumbs to fly anymore. You just hit one button. 560 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,035 The plane takes care of the rest. 561 00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:09,451 I have to believe that's not true. 562 00:20:09,486 --> 00:20:11,419 Oh, looks like Mom's already tuckered out. 563 00:20:11,455 --> 00:20:13,354 Yeah, you know how tired she gets when she drinks. 564 00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:15,656 - She won't be up for 12 hours. - Hey, Jake, 565 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,058 you know how you said you always wanted to have 566 00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:19,427 a big family Thanksgiving? I had five brothers, 567 00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:22,097 three sisters, four aunts, and 12 cousins 568 00:20:22,132 --> 00:20:24,332 who spent every holiday together. 569 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,301 I had the kind of family that you dream of. 570 00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:29,369 Oh, are you done? 571 00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,733 That seemed like a really mean place to stop, 572 00:20:30,769 --> 00:20:32,006 but you're taking a long pause. 573 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,041 - When we all were together... - Ah. 574 00:20:33,076 --> 00:20:34,409 Huge mess. I can't tell you 575 00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:36,311 how many holidays I spent in an ER. 576 00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:37,479 But that's what it means 577 00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:39,147 to have a big family. 578 00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:40,582 Like this one. 579 00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:43,268 Oh. Well, thank you, Victor. 580 00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:45,237 And apparently my family's a lot bigger than I thought. 581 00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:46,930 How many half sisters did you say I have, Dad? 582 00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:48,369 I only told you about the sisters? 583 00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,429 - Come on. - Roger, I want to apologize 584 00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:51,609 to you for being so defensive 585 00:20:51,645 --> 00:20:53,055 about you wanting to pay for the wedding. 586 00:20:53,091 --> 00:20:55,029 I'm sorry too. It was stupid. 587 00:20:55,065 --> 00:20:56,531 I was just feeling insecure because... 588 00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,199 'Cause I gave Jake the watch? 589 00:20:58,235 --> 00:21:00,602 I was gonna say because you saw my penis through my underpants, 590 00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:02,337 but the watch, yeah, sure. 591 00:21:02,372 --> 00:21:04,606 I was thinking, if you wanna pay for the wedding, 592 00:21:04,641 --> 00:21:07,575 it would be fine, but we can split it. 593 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,277 It's up to you. 594 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,146 That seems fair. 595 00:21:11,432 --> 00:21:14,266 You're a good dude. Come here, give me a hug. 596 00:21:14,302 --> 00:21:16,393 Give me a... hug me. Hug me. 597 00:21:16,429 --> 00:21:19,320 - Bring it in. - Oh, Jake, it's happening. 598 00:21:19,356 --> 00:21:21,055 The weird but good dad hug. 599 00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:22,590 Oh, it's magical. 600 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,526 Best Thanksgiving ever. 601 00:21:24,561 --> 00:21:26,522 Yep, Dad, your gown's riding up. 602 00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:27,857 - Oh. - It's out. 603 00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:29,342 - Ooh, I... - It's out.