1 00:00:03,928 --> 00:00:04,961 Hey, Jake, 2 00:00:04,996 --> 00:00:06,262 guess who just called me? 3 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:08,008 The Jerky Boys. They're back! 4 00:00:08,014 --> 00:00:09,214 No. What? 5 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:10,451 - No. - No. 6 00:00:10,475 --> 00:00:13,335 D.C. Parlov. He's in town for LegendCon, 7 00:00:13,341 --> 00:00:14,444 and he has a case for us! 8 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:16,471 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 9 00:00:16,486 --> 00:00:18,300 Parlov? Didn't he write those "Skyfire" books? 10 00:00:18,306 --> 00:00:19,604 I thought he turned out to be a jerk. 11 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:21,960 Yeah, but ever since Jake and I saved his life, 12 00:00:21,966 --> 00:00:23,825 he's actually been very nice. 13 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:25,293 He even sent me a Christmas gift. 14 00:00:25,328 --> 00:00:28,862 A full-scale replica of the sword of Opadoma. 15 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:30,546 - Unh! - Why are you so excited? 16 00:00:30,581 --> 00:00:31,851 You don't care about those stupid books. 17 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,776 I actually did read all of them in prison. 18 00:00:33,782 --> 00:00:35,001 They are the greatest books I've 19 00:00:35,007 --> 00:00:36,436 ever read, and I've read "Cujo." 20 00:00:36,442 --> 00:00:38,750 Jake and I really bonded over "Skyfire." 21 00:00:38,756 --> 00:00:40,088 - Yeah. - Watch this. 22 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,499 Favorite moment in the series? 23 00:00:41,505 --> 00:00:43,525 The summoning of Balacastro. 24 00:00:43,561 --> 00:00:46,050 - Second favorite? - The Scarlet Feast! 25 00:00:46,056 --> 00:00:48,197 - Third favorite? - When you thought Ka'lar 26 00:00:48,232 --> 00:00:49,731 had been swallowed by the Norolith, 27 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,266 but had just switched armor 28 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,868 with Samling the Betrayer 29 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:54,570 in the battle of Vorcastle. 30 00:00:54,605 --> 00:00:56,038 Fourth favorite? 31 00:00:56,064 --> 00:00:57,725 Three was plenty. So was zero. 32 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,717 Okay, I can see that you're skeptical, Rosa, 33 00:00:59,723 --> 00:01:02,035 but how about this: come with us on the case! 34 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:04,108 I know you think it's dumb, but "Skyfire" is actually 35 00:01:04,114 --> 00:01:06,081 very smart and dark and adult. 36 00:01:06,116 --> 00:01:07,449 It's not for nerds at all. 37 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,851 Ooh! On our way there, 38 00:01:08,886 --> 00:01:10,229 should we sing the elvish hunting song? 39 00:01:11,589 --> 00:01:12,688 ♪ Sharpen your swords ♪ 40 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:13,989 ♪ And string your bows ♪ 41 00:01:14,024 --> 00:01:15,524 ♪ The beasts have gone away ♪ 42 00:01:15,566 --> 00:01:19,067 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 43 00:01:35,579 --> 00:01:37,779 Whoa, look at this place! 44 00:01:37,815 --> 00:01:40,048 Ooh, they're selling moss wine. 45 00:01:40,084 --> 00:01:42,484 I wonder if it's as gross as the books say it is. 46 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,152 I can never get into any of this crap. 47 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,954 I think the reason is because it's garbage. 48 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,589 Rosa, I think if you just gave it a chance, 49 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,547 you would get hooked. I mean, what is it that 50 00:01:49,553 --> 00:01:51,265 you do in your free time that's so cool? 51 00:01:51,295 --> 00:01:53,061 Fix up old cars and sell them to celebrities. 52 00:01:53,097 --> 00:01:54,763 That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy. 53 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:56,564 Right, so we agree that we're all equally cool. 54 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:58,100 Here we go. This is Parlov's panel. 55 00:01:58,135 --> 00:02:00,002 "Diversity in Fantasy Writing." 56 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,770 Ooh, the line starts here. 57 00:02:03,476 --> 00:02:05,209 Real diverse diversity panel. 58 00:02:05,215 --> 00:02:07,015 And, like, people always ask me, 59 00:02:07,021 --> 00:02:08,320 "Where do you get your ideas?" 60 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:10,389 And honestly, Wikipedia. 61 00:02:10,424 --> 00:02:11,981 I always try to pull from life. 62 00:02:11,987 --> 00:02:13,826 Queen Tiffany, of course, was named after 63 00:02:13,861 --> 00:02:15,094 a lovely hostess that I met 64 00:02:15,129 --> 00:02:16,744 in Bonita Springs in Florida. 65 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,031 You know, I've always wanted to write a book myself, 66 00:02:19,066 --> 00:02:21,233 but all I know about is cops, and there are literally 67 00:02:21,269 --> 00:02:22,760 no more cop stories to tell. Zero. 68 00:02:22,766 --> 00:02:24,915 - I've actually been writing a novel. - Wait, what? 69 00:02:24,921 --> 00:02:26,931 You're writing a book? When? For who? 70 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:28,407 For me... for fun. 71 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:30,009 Look, I'm not trying to be an author. 72 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,583 I don't even know how to go about doing that. 73 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,585 Parlov! You should show it to Parlov. 74 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,655 - He could probably get it published. - No, that's crazy. 75 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:39,110 Like, I'm sure it's bad. I don't want to be embarrassed. 76 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:40,993 Terry, you are a great husband, 77 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,861 father, detective, painter, dancer, 78 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:44,753 and you're so jacked you have muscles on your back. 79 00:02:44,759 --> 00:02:46,212 Everyone has back muscles, Jake. 80 00:02:46,218 --> 00:02:48,167 Nuh-huh, my back looks like the inside of a spoon. 81 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,835 The point is, you're great at everything. 82 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,270 You're probably great at writing, too. 83 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,005 I am not showing Parlov my book, okay? 84 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,503 All right. 85 00:02:55,065 --> 00:02:57,102 Here he comes. Now just drop it. 86 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:00,292 Sorry, I hope that wasn't too tedious for you. 87 00:03:00,298 --> 00:03:02,470 It was fascinating, especially to Terry. 88 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:04,225 - He's a writer, and he wrote a book. - Would you read it? 89 00:03:04,231 --> 00:03:06,621 - Dude! - Sure. Love to, absolutely. 90 00:03:06,627 --> 00:03:08,288 But listen, there's something I want you to see. 91 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:09,827 Come with me, guys, all right? 92 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,228 - Jake! - What? 93 00:03:11,309 --> 00:03:13,109 Terry, you need to believe in yourself, 94 00:03:13,144 --> 00:03:15,378 like when Morzak answered the sorceress' riddle! 95 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:16,813 She turned him into a tree, Jake. 96 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:19,436 Yeah, a tree that became the handle of Prominius' axe. 97 00:03:19,442 --> 00:03:21,036 Parlov is so far away already. 98 00:03:21,042 --> 00:03:22,641 Yeah, good call. Let's go after him. 99 00:03:22,647 --> 00:03:24,046 Hey. 100 00:03:24,052 --> 00:03:25,252 The desk sergeant said we're hosting 101 00:03:25,258 --> 00:03:26,800 a forensic sciences course. 102 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,273 Yes, taught by Dr. Ronald Yee. 103 00:03:29,427 --> 00:03:32,262 He revolutionized the field of forensic entomology. 104 00:03:32,297 --> 00:03:33,598 He is a rock star. 105 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,471 Oh, please. Rock stars wish they were he. 106 00:03:35,477 --> 00:03:37,529 The man can tell how long a corpse had been decomposing 107 00:03:37,535 --> 00:03:39,502 just by studying the maggots inside. 108 00:03:39,537 --> 00:03:41,004 I'd like to see Barbra Streisand do that. 109 00:03:41,039 --> 00:03:43,245 I'm not sure Barbra Streisand counts as a rock star, sir. 110 00:03:43,251 --> 00:03:45,095 She sings in English. That's rock music. 111 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:47,802 Well, it sounds interesting. Can I sign up? 112 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,780 Yes, you can, 113 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:53,149 but here's the thing: if we do well at this course, 114 00:03:53,184 --> 00:03:54,884 we receive board certification, 115 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,053 which makes us eligible to receive a grant 116 00:03:57,088 --> 00:03:59,155 to open a field lab in the precinct, 117 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,024 but... 118 00:04:01,059 --> 00:04:04,360 Eh... but whenever we have a speaker come in, 119 00:04:04,396 --> 00:04:06,396 you kind of tend to always 120 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:08,798 derail these things with personal stories. 121 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,199 That's how I learn. I relate course material 122 00:04:10,235 --> 00:04:11,467 to my experiences. 123 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:13,169 Subjective learning. 124 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:14,489 Millennials. 125 00:04:14,495 --> 00:04:15,939 I know it's important, so I promise, 126 00:04:15,974 --> 00:04:17,340 I won't tell any stories, 127 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,075 though sometimes they do come in handy. 128 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,843 One time, all the Boyles were in 129 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:22,712 this fungus cavern, and this massive mushroom comes... 130 00:04:22,747 --> 00:04:24,180 - Charles. - I am so sorry. 131 00:04:24,215 --> 00:04:26,094 I slipped right into it. I'll be good. 132 00:04:26,785 --> 00:04:28,418 This is my room, right over here. 133 00:04:28,453 --> 00:04:30,053 Listen, I need just a moment to clean up. 134 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:32,155 I had a female visitor in earlier today 135 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:33,423 dressed as Concubina. 136 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:36,579 She got smears of green body paint all over everything. 137 00:04:36,895 --> 00:04:38,895 Everything. 138 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:42,165 He was talking about his penis. 139 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,733 - I know, Jake. - He pulls, Rosa. 140 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:45,295 - He pulls. That's all I'm saying. - I can't believe you 141 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:48,271 - told him about my book. - I'm sorry, Terry, but now 142 00:04:48,306 --> 00:04:51,074 D.C. Parlov is going to read what you wrote! How cool is that? 143 00:04:51,109 --> 00:04:52,508 - He's pretty cool. - Right? 144 00:04:52,544 --> 00:04:54,277 You haven't even told me what it's about yet. 145 00:04:54,312 --> 00:04:55,753 Well, it's the story of a Gorgon warrior... 146 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:57,544 - Awesome. - Who betrays his bloodline... 147 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:59,037 - How could he? - To marry a Cloud Princess... 148 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:00,466 - He did it for love. - Even though 149 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:01,803 - their families are at war. - No! All right, 150 00:05:01,809 --> 00:05:03,698 no more spoilers. Send it over to me, 151 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,998 and I'm gonna stay up all night reading it. 152 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,827 - It's only 150 pages. - I'm gonna stay up 153 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:08,199 all the next three nights reading it. 154 00:05:08,426 --> 00:05:10,059 Dr. Yee will be here any minute, 155 00:05:10,095 --> 00:05:11,783 and we need to make a good impression. 156 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,396 If you need to cough... 157 00:05:13,431 --> 00:05:14,864 Cough now. 158 00:05:16,501 --> 00:05:18,468 My God, what if I hadn't said anything? 159 00:05:18,503 --> 00:05:19,936 Don't worry, I got this. 160 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,404 Nobody sucks up like a Boyle. 161 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:23,072 Our scoliosis allows us 162 00:05:23,108 --> 00:05:24,772 to bow more deeply than normal people. 163 00:05:24,778 --> 00:05:27,306 Huh, here's an idea: Santiago and I will impress him 164 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:29,120 with the depth of our forensic knowledge, 165 00:05:29,126 --> 00:05:31,080 and you can wow him 166 00:05:31,116 --> 00:05:33,750 with your stoic, silent demeanor. 167 00:05:33,785 --> 00:05:35,696 No stories. Understood? 168 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:36,874 Stoic. Ah. 169 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,374 Good morning, everyone. 170 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,223 Thank you for having me at the Nine-Nine. 171 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:41,891 Sorry I'm late. Just had to deal 172 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,326 with some family issues. 173 00:05:43,361 --> 00:05:45,495 Cousins, right? 174 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:47,196 Okay, before we get technical, 175 00:05:47,232 --> 00:05:48,798 let's talk a bit about the history of blood. 176 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,833 Does anyone here know any hemophiliacs? 177 00:05:50,869 --> 00:05:52,068 So many... 178 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,736 Now, they played a vital role 179 00:05:53,772 --> 00:05:54,971 in the development of modern forensics. 180 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,873 Them and leeches. 181 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:58,307 My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac, 182 00:05:58,343 --> 00:06:00,109 and his wife is a leech farmer. 183 00:06:00,145 --> 00:06:02,011 I say "wife," but it's a common-law marriage. 184 00:06:02,047 --> 00:06:03,479 For the longest time, Boyle wedding ceremonies 185 00:06:03,515 --> 00:06:04,881 were not recognized in the state. 186 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,949 - _ - Well, here's the situation: 187 00:06:06,985 --> 00:06:08,351 somebody stole my laptop, 188 00:06:08,386 --> 00:06:10,253 which contained the unpublished manuscript 189 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,388 of book 13 of "The Skyfire Cycle." 190 00:06:13,177 --> 00:06:15,224 The person left this note. 191 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:16,926 "We have your book. 192 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:19,128 "Pay us $500,000 in the next 24 hours 193 00:06:19,164 --> 00:06:20,830 "or we leak it online. 194 00:06:20,865 --> 00:06:22,465 "The first five chapters are now up." 195 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,400 They've been downloaded 85,000 times. 196 00:06:24,436 --> 00:06:26,521 Well, we should probably go online and read those 197 00:06:26,527 --> 00:06:28,443 chapters in case there's some clues in there, 198 00:06:28,473 --> 00:06:31,107 and also maybe we'll find out Qwandor's true parentage? 199 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:33,666 - Oh that's already been revealed. - No, it hasn't. 200 00:06:33,672 --> 00:06:35,144 Unless the prophecy of Dorgon 201 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:36,479 is indeed true! 202 00:06:36,514 --> 00:06:39,215 - But that would mean... - You seem pretty calm for somebody 203 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,456 - whose book was just stolen. - Because I know who took it. 204 00:06:41,462 --> 00:06:44,077 - Landon Lawson. - He was on that panel. He writes 205 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,950 "The Shadowbringer Saga." It's garbage. 206 00:06:45,956 --> 00:06:48,240 So why would Lawson want to steal your manuscript? 207 00:06:48,246 --> 00:06:49,792 We both have books coming out this fall, 208 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:50,954 and we have a rather public bet 209 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,335 about whose is going to sell better. 210 00:06:52,341 --> 00:06:54,393 I believe he's leaking my manuscript online 211 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:56,232 just to hurt my sales. 212 00:06:56,267 --> 00:06:57,967 - You should arrest him. - Well, we're not going to 213 00:06:58,002 --> 00:06:59,435 do anything until we've seen all the evidence. 214 00:06:59,471 --> 00:07:00,803 If this book fails, 215 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:02,271 that's the end of "Skyfire." 216 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:04,874 Let's go take this son of a bitch down! 217 00:07:05,683 --> 00:07:07,302 Mr. Lawson? NYPD. 218 00:07:07,308 --> 00:07:09,955 Let me guess: you're here about the stolen manuscript? 219 00:07:09,961 --> 00:07:12,752 So you admit you did it? Well, that was easy. 220 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:15,373 What? No. Someone stole my manuscript, 221 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:16,965 and I know who it was: 222 00:07:17,188 --> 00:07:19,188 D.C. Parlov. 223 00:07:19,255 --> 00:07:21,255 By Zorton's Sword! 224 00:07:21,537 --> 00:07:23,964 It's the exact same note Parlov got. 225 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:26,158 I don't see why anybody would want to steal your book. 226 00:07:26,164 --> 00:07:28,679 "The Skyfire Cycle" makes "The Shadowbringer Saga" 227 00:07:28,685 --> 00:07:30,217 look like "The BeastWorm Chronicles." 228 00:07:30,253 --> 00:07:31,687 You see, Rosa, "The BeastWorm Chronicles" 229 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:33,005 are one of the more simplistic... 230 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:34,039 - Don't care. - Yeah. 231 00:07:34,045 --> 00:07:36,370 You know what? My books say something, okay? 232 00:07:36,386 --> 00:07:38,942 I was the only one brave enough to tackle elf molestation. 233 00:07:38,948 --> 00:07:41,415 Guys, calm down. You're both victims. 234 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:43,355 Now, do you have any enemies in common? 235 00:07:43,361 --> 00:07:45,649 Let me think about that. Parlov is my enemy, 236 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,255 but he's also his own enemy, 237 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:49,157 because he's such a boring and repetitive writer. 238 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:50,925 He just keeps killing off characters, 239 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,660 resurrecting them, and killing 'em off again. 240 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:53,961 Because of the Chrysalis Orb! 241 00:07:53,997 --> 00:07:55,096 Uh, sorry. 242 00:07:55,131 --> 00:07:56,584 Police officer, on a case. 243 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:58,154 But we will need you to both generate actual 244 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,723 lists of people that might want to hurt you. 245 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,095 We have 24 hours to figure this out, but if 246 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:02,746 we don't, are you willing to pay the ransom? 247 00:08:02,752 --> 00:08:04,351 I'd do anything to get my book back. 248 00:08:04,357 --> 00:08:06,190 I mean, you understand. You're a writer. 249 00:08:06,196 --> 00:08:08,363 Do you hear that, Terry? He called you a writer. 250 00:08:08,978 --> 00:08:10,885 Terry, did you hear? Terry? 251 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,108 Well, Terry's broken. 252 00:08:12,114 --> 00:08:13,615 Write up those lists. We're on the case. 253 00:08:13,621 --> 00:08:15,982 - _ - Welcome back. 254 00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:17,251 So today, I want to focus on 255 00:08:17,287 --> 00:08:19,187 facial reconstruction. 256 00:08:19,222 --> 00:08:21,022 For over a century, we used plaster casts 257 00:08:21,057 --> 00:08:23,658 to help identify decomposed John and Jane Does. 258 00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:26,127 We buried my Nana Boyle at the family farm, 259 00:08:26,162 --> 00:08:28,162 but because of the soil's high salt content, 260 00:08:28,198 --> 00:08:29,885 she turned into jerky. Never mind. 261 00:08:29,891 --> 00:08:32,255 - Please continue. - Now, I need one person per group 262 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,168 to have a plaster cast made of their head. 263 00:08:34,204 --> 00:08:36,177 Uh, will he... or she... 264 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,577 Be able to speak? 265 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:38,973 Not while the plaster's on, no. 266 00:08:39,008 --> 00:08:40,141 - I vote Charles. - Charles. 267 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:41,497 I was gonna vote me, too. 268 00:08:41,511 --> 00:08:43,678 I mean, I know the plaster can dry out your skin, 269 00:08:43,713 --> 00:08:45,279 but as a Boyle, I'm aggressively moist. 270 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:47,882 Oop, you gotta close that mouth, Boyle. 271 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:49,477 Shh-shh-shh-shh. 272 00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:51,984 Keep still and quiet. 273 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,156 Have you been here all night? 274 00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:57,058 We traded off, and each slept a few hours 275 00:08:57,093 --> 00:08:59,627 right here in the break room, but we got a lead. 276 00:08:59,662 --> 00:09:01,062 You know Miles Moorgil? 277 00:09:01,097 --> 00:09:03,131 He wrote "The Nocturine Quartet" novels. 278 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,133 Well, Moorgil is the only person 279 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:08,509 on both Parlov and Lawson's lists of potential enemies. 280 00:09:08,838 --> 00:09:11,038 Apparently, they each slept with his wife. 281 00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:13,097 How do these guys do so well with women? 282 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:14,903 Oh, I'm sorry they don't live up to 283 00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:16,711 your superficial standards of male beauty, Rosa. 284 00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:18,146 I'm kidding. It's because they're rich. 285 00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:20,014 Moorgil's here for the conference. 286 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:22,499 We're gonna go confront him and get the laptops back. 287 00:09:22,505 --> 00:09:24,218 Then, maybe, we can see if 288 00:09:24,254 --> 00:09:26,020 Parlov read my book yet. 289 00:09:26,055 --> 00:09:28,055 Oh, well, I mean, it's been less than a day. 290 00:09:28,091 --> 00:09:29,824 - Maybe don't get your hopes up. - Don't worry. 291 00:09:29,859 --> 00:09:31,259 I don't have any expectations. 292 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,027 - Good. - I'm gonna be at my phone, 293 00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:35,663 just in case a publisher calls. I mean, someone. 294 00:09:35,698 --> 00:09:37,231 Yeah. Whatever. 295 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:38,900 It's fine. My hopes are up. 296 00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:40,902 All right, buddy. 297 00:09:40,937 --> 00:09:42,603 I couldn't sleep last night, so I started 298 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:44,572 reading Terry's book, and it's terrible. 299 00:09:44,607 --> 00:09:46,741 I made him show it to Parlov. He's gonna be humiliated. 300 00:09:46,776 --> 00:09:48,309 Relax. How bad could it be? 301 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:50,211 So bad, and I'm entertained by everything. 302 00:09:50,246 --> 00:09:51,660 I once went to a play. 303 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:52,947 So what are you gonna do about Parlov? 304 00:09:52,982 --> 00:09:54,582 - I don't know. - Don't know what? 305 00:09:54,617 --> 00:09:55,750 Uh, how to do... 306 00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:57,298 Sex... good. 307 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,320 How much should I be flapping my arms around? 308 00:09:59,355 --> 00:10:00,393 - Not much. - Right. 309 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,989 Well, that settles that. 310 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:03,958 I knew that Amy was wrong. 311 00:10:03,993 --> 00:10:05,626 Anyways, let's get back on the case, right? 312 00:10:05,662 --> 00:10:07,259 Skyfire Cycle. 313 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,897 Okay, now that the plaster's dry, 314 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,501 you'll see why we lubricated the 315 00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:13,319 subject's face with Vaseline first. 316 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:15,735 Oh, no, we forgot the lube. 317 00:10:16,372 --> 00:10:18,287 Charles, can you hear us? 318 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:20,793 What do we do? 319 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,977 Doctor? Uh, what if someone... 320 00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:24,812 No one in this room, mind you... 321 00:10:24,848 --> 00:10:26,957 Forgot to lubricate before applying the plaster? 322 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:29,217 Oh, one of my lab techs made that mistake once. 323 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:31,085 It becomes impossible to remove the mask 324 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,920 without literally skinning the subject alive. 325 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:34,487 It takes five days for the plaster 326 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:35,714 to slough off on its own. 327 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,140 And what became of the lab tech? 328 00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:38,434 Oh, I fired him. It was an 329 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,967 unacceptable level of incompetence. 330 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,363 Huh, what a satisfying conclusion to that story. 331 00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:43,598 - Boyle! - Mm. 332 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:44,790 A mistake was made and we 333 00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:46,132 can't remove your mask yet. 334 00:10:46,138 --> 00:10:47,768 We're gonna leave you in here... 335 00:10:47,804 --> 00:10:49,237 Until after the class is over, 336 00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:51,005 because if Dr. Yee sees you like this, 337 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,174 we can kiss our certification good-bye. 338 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:55,676 I'm sorry, Boyle, 339 00:10:55,712 --> 00:10:56,878 but Hitchcock and Scully 340 00:10:56,913 --> 00:10:58,112 will be here with you. 341 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:02,283 I don't know, Captain. He seems pretty upset. 342 00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,151 - Hold on. - Mm! 343 00:11:07,223 --> 00:11:08,923 Look how happy he is now. 344 00:11:10,727 --> 00:11:12,159 Yes, you're welcome, Boyle. 345 00:11:12,195 --> 00:11:13,794 I don't understand. 346 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,830 Why do you think I would steal those laptops? 347 00:11:15,865 --> 00:11:17,798 Parlov and Lawson are your rivals. 348 00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,300 You're jealous of their success. 349 00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:21,068 And of course, you have a personal motive. 350 00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:23,312 You hate them for sleeping with your wife. 351 00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:26,008 - What? They slept with my wife? - And you didn't know. 352 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,776 Well, this is awkward. We should probably just go. 353 00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:30,077 - Jessica! - She's here. 354 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,879 - That's wonderful. - Yes, sweets? 355 00:11:31,915 --> 00:11:33,351 Did you sleep with D.C. 356 00:11:33,357 --> 00:11:35,043 Parlov and Landon Lawson? 357 00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,752 - Uh... - Why would you do that? 358 00:11:37,787 --> 00:11:39,628 You've ruined our marriage. You've ruined it! 359 00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:40,757 You know, this seems like a 360 00:11:40,763 --> 00:11:42,094 conversation for just you two, 361 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,658 so... oop, here comes a child. 362 00:11:43,693 --> 00:11:44,939 Mommy? Daddy? 363 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,761 Are you getting divorced? 364 00:11:46,983 --> 00:11:48,416 Are they getting divorced? 365 00:11:48,652 --> 00:11:50,932 Uh... 366 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,333 Oof. 367 00:11:52,368 --> 00:11:53,701 Okay, that was a rough 70 minutes. 368 00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:56,137 - Yeah, but... - That kid looked exactly like Parlov? 369 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:57,204 100%. 370 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,806 Oh... 371 00:11:58,841 --> 00:12:00,741 Anyways, that was our last lead, 372 00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:03,177 so looks like we're back at the Nil Caverns. 373 00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:06,230 - Did you just say the Nil Caverns? - Hm? 374 00:12:06,236 --> 00:12:08,343 - Like, from my book? - Uh, yep. 375 00:12:08,349 --> 00:12:09,560 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I did, 376 00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:10,856 because you told me about them 377 00:12:10,887 --> 00:12:12,283 when you were explaining the plot. 378 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:13,921 I didn't, but that's because I wanted 379 00:12:13,927 --> 00:12:15,470 the Nil Caverns to be a surprise. 380 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,059 Why didn't you tell me you read my book, Jake? 381 00:12:18,094 --> 00:12:19,593 - Uh... - Oh, no. 382 00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:20,761 - You hated it. - What? 383 00:12:20,797 --> 00:12:23,297 Terry, no, I didn't hate it. 384 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,726 - I liked tons of parts. - Name one. 385 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:28,169 Name one part you liked, Jake. 386 00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,638 - The map? - I didn't draw that! 387 00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,073 It was a map of the Chesapeake Bay 388 00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:33,708 with the names slightly changed! 389 00:12:33,743 --> 00:12:36,210 Oh, my God. 390 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,112 You made me show Parlov. 391 00:12:38,147 --> 00:12:40,963 You humiliated me in front of my hero! 392 00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,684 Sarge, I'm sorry. 393 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,919 Look, I didn't just like the map. 394 00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:46,220 I also liked... 395 00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,874 the spaces between the words! 396 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,179 That's not helpful. 397 00:12:50,629 --> 00:12:52,056 You guys got a million dollars 398 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,535 together on 24 hours' notice? 399 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:55,455 Yeah, I had to liquidate my Bitcoins. 400 00:12:55,461 --> 00:12:56,800 Oh, really? 401 00:12:56,836 --> 00:12:58,473 I would've thought you'd be flushed with cash 402 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,324 from the "Skyfire" TV series. 403 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,495 Oh, wait, that's right. 404 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,964 The CW passed. 405 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,899 How's the "Shadowbringer" film coming along? 406 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,801 Howie Long still playing both twins? 407 00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:08,220 All right. Let's go over the plan. 408 00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:10,738 Okay, there's a potted tree on the east side of the lobby. 409 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:12,540 They said to leave the briefcase behind that. 410 00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:14,475 If someone grabs it, Rosa, Peralta, and I 411 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:15,910 will converge. We'll be positioned 412 00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,523 around the room in disguise. 413 00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:19,479 It's not gonna work. I don't own a nerd costume. 414 00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:22,625 Oh, but Rosa, you are already wearing one. 415 00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:25,232 You naturally dress like the female bounty hunter 416 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,951 in every steampunk novel. 417 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,592 Look. All you need are welding goggles. 418 00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:31,894 Damn it. 419 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,494 I have welding goggles in the car. 420 00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:35,529 Shall we to battle? 421 00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:46,360 To solve that problem, we would 422 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,942 use fluid dynamic analysis. 423 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:50,682 That is exactly right. Well done. 424 00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:52,320 Where's your friend? 425 00:13:52,326 --> 00:13:53,804 Shouldn't he be here for the plaster removal? 426 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:55,842 Something came up, so he had to remove the mask, 427 00:13:55,848 --> 00:13:58,315 which came off quite easily, and run out. 428 00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,754 It was urgent police business. 429 00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:01,322 Bunch of kids are being held hostage, 430 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:02,556 so he had to go deal with that. 431 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,643 Oh, well, if you need to leave to provide him with backup... 432 00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:06,079 - No, it's a teachable moment. - The children 433 00:14:06,085 --> 00:14:07,645 - can handle themselves. - Captain Holt? 434 00:14:07,669 --> 00:14:09,010 Your husband's on the phone. 435 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,548 He wants to know how long 436 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,428 you're going to kiss for tonight? 437 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,568 Would you excuse us for one moment? 438 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,881 Your husband didn't really call. 439 00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,320 I wasn't sure what gay guys talk about 440 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,740 on the phone. How'd I do? 441 00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:22,315 Scully, what do you want? 442 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,892 We were watching Charles, like you said, 443 00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:26,279 but both of us had to go to the bathroom really bad. 444 00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:27,851 Ugh. Where's Charles? 445 00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,783 - We have no idea. - What? 446 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,759 - Terry, do you copy? - I copy. 447 00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:34,510 - Seriously? You're still mad at me? - All I said was "I copy." 448 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,735 Yeah, but you had a tone. Just admit it. 449 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,558 - Let it go, Jake. - No, he's right. 450 00:14:38,564 --> 00:14:39,678 Terry had a tone. 451 00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:41,932 - Terry had a big-time tone. - Don't worry. 452 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,433 I bet he hasn't even read your book yet. 453 00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:45,524 It's been two hours. I'm almost at the front of this line. 454 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,728 I don't even know who I'm waiting to take a picture with. 455 00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,642 "Bran Stark?" Pass. 456 00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:52,549 Okay, he's just the three-eyed raven. 457 00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:54,355 Here we go, here we go. We got action. 458 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,261 He dresses just like you, Jake. Is that someone popular? 459 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:58,073 Yes, Rosa, it's Ka'lar. 460 00:14:58,108 --> 00:15:00,475 17th of his name, sworn knight of the Queen's Crown, 461 00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:01,956 the Daybreaker, the rightful heir to... 462 00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:03,689 All right. You can just say "Ka'lar." 463 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,710 Uh, then how will you know which Ka'lar I'm talking about? 464 00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:07,048 It's a very common name in "Skyfire." 465 00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:08,517 It's like their John. 466 00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:10,519 He's going for the briefcase. 467 00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:12,135 Okay, let's go. 468 00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:13,588 Don't make your move until you're close to him. 469 00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:15,390 There's too many civilians. 470 00:15:17,728 --> 00:15:20,328 Wait, why are there so many Ka'lars? 471 00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:21,923 Costume contest just ended. 472 00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:24,132 That's why he waited until now to pick up the money. 473 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,734 I lost him. Which one is it? 474 00:15:25,769 --> 00:15:27,168 It's the one headed toward the service elevator. 475 00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:28,470 Hey! Freeze! 476 00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:29,910 NYPD. Let me see your hands. 477 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,506 What's going on? 478 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:34,014 Doesn't have the briefcase. I got the wrong Ka'lar. 479 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,644 - I have eyes on him. - Take him down! 480 00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:40,205 Wrong Ka'lar... 481 00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:43,051 Boyle's not in the interrogation room. 482 00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:44,686 He couldn't have gotten far. He can't see. 483 00:15:44,721 --> 00:15:46,621 You can go a long way on muscle memory alone. 484 00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:48,223 One time, I sleepwalked 485 00:15:48,258 --> 00:15:50,633 - to the M&M's store in Times Square. - Oh, oh! 486 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,436 Stairwell. 487 00:15:52,946 --> 00:15:55,013 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. - I'm okay. 488 00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,465 It's okay. Sorry, stranger. 489 00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,100 I just can't see anything at all, 490 00:15:59,136 --> 00:16:01,036 and it's really scary being touched. 491 00:16:01,071 --> 00:16:02,537 - Are you okay? - Yes. 492 00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:04,172 Just return me to the 99th precinct. 493 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,707 Boyle, it's us. 494 00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,576 Where were you going? Why would you leave 495 00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,344 that windowless supply closet we locked you in? 496 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:11,613 Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why. 497 00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:13,248 I was trying to get to the locker room 498 00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:14,649 to steam the mask off in the shower 499 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,718 so you guys could still get certified. 500 00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:17,895 Wait. 501 00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:19,835 You were trying to help us? 502 00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:21,723 Even though you'll be stuck in this mask for five days? 503 00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:23,212 Five days? 504 00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,355 Well, I know how important the course was to you. 505 00:16:25,696 --> 00:16:27,395 It's not. 506 00:16:27,431 --> 00:16:29,497 Not anymore. 507 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,199 I'm so sorry. 508 00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:33,635 I just cannot see at all. 509 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,036 I can't believe it! 510 00:16:35,072 --> 00:16:37,138 Now I'm out $1/2 million! 511 00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,607 What am I supposed to do now? 512 00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:40,442 Write another "Compendium of Beasts"? 513 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,310 Do you have any idea how hard it is 514 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:46,014 to find enough interns to slap that crap together? 515 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:47,226 God! 516 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:48,516 Don't worry about him. 517 00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:50,418 At least we got to stop that thief 518 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,253 from releasing any more chapters. 519 00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:53,789 All we're out is some money, plus I've got 520 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,328 insurance, so I'm going to get it all back. 521 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,618 By the way, Detective Jeffords, 522 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,773 while we were waiting, 523 00:16:57,779 --> 00:16:59,427 I had an opportunity to read your manuscript. 524 00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:01,463 Oh, don't worry about that. 525 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,298 It's a work in progress. 526 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,699 Has a lot of changes I... 527 00:17:04,735 --> 00:17:06,468 No, no, no, it was great. Truly. 528 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,570 Fantastic. I mean, it was so fresh, you know? 529 00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,472 It had a really unique point of view. 530 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,173 I sent it on to my publishers. 531 00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:13,948 Thank you for allowing me to read it. 532 00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:15,176 And I want to thank you all 533 00:17:15,212 --> 00:17:17,145 for your hard, hard work on this case. 534 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,546 Appreciate it. 535 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,650 Ooh, did you hear that? 536 00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,051 He loved it. 537 00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:25,453 D.C. Parlov loved my writing! 538 00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:27,055 You were wrong! 539 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,057 And being wrong never felt so right. 540 00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:31,221 Oh, that sounded cool. Did I just make up a hit song? 541 00:17:31,227 --> 00:17:33,328 ♪ Being wrong never felt so right ♪ 542 00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:35,497 ♪ With the Addams Family staying up all night ♪ 543 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,065 Yep, I was right. It's a hit. 544 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,396 I gotta go call Sharon! 545 00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,431 All righty. Well, congratulations, Sarge! 546 00:17:40,437 --> 00:17:41,703 And don't forget about us 547 00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:43,304 when you become a famous author. 548 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,273 Terry's writing sucks. Parlov is lying to him. 549 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:47,976 - What? Why? - I don't know. 550 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:49,711 He's buttering him up... 551 00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:51,613 because Lawson and Parlov 552 00:17:51,648 --> 00:17:53,982 stole their own books! 553 00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:55,250 ♪ Well, they stole their own books ♪ 554 00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:56,418 ♪ It's plain to see ♪ 555 00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:57,619 ♪ But who's on the case ♪ 556 00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:59,571 ♪ The Addams Family ♪ 557 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,898 ♪ Terry is Gomez, I'm Cousin It ♪ 558 00:18:03,096 --> 00:18:04,629 ♪ You are Wednesday, let's do this ♪ 559 00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,298 Okay, we should go. 560 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,802 Why do you think these guys are in it together? 561 00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:10,541 They hate each other. They spent an hour 562 00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:12,271 arguing over the name of the dragon in "The Hobbit." 563 00:18:12,277 --> 00:18:13,743 - "Smog." - "Smowg." 564 00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:15,511 - Smog! - Smowg! 565 00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:17,213 - Smog! - Smowg! 566 00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:19,290 It's "Smowg," by the way... 567 00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,997 Point Lawson... but yes, they're mortal enemies, 568 00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:23,431 which is why they think we'll never suspect them 569 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,766 of being in cahoots. 570 00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:26,368 Oh, but they cahooted, Rosa. 571 00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:28,870 They cahooted all over us. 572 00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:30,372 Gross. Why'd they leak their chapters? 573 00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:32,071 To get people excited, like when Carly 574 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,352 Rae Jepsen puts out an amazing single, 575 00:18:33,358 --> 00:18:35,467 and you have to wait six weeks for the album to come out. 576 00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:36,797 She's great. I'm not apologizing. 577 00:18:36,803 --> 00:18:38,776 So Parlov contacted Terry because he knows 578 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,667 Sarge is a super-fan and can be manipulated. 579 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,060 Yes, he's been giving Terry presents since last year. 580 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:44,256 And Terry's novel gave Parlov 581 00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:45,692 another chance to manipulate him. 582 00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:46,806 Unless... 583 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:49,075 is it possible Parlov actually likes Sarge's writing? 584 00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:51,077 Read the first sentence. 585 00:18:51,477 --> 00:18:53,310 - Yep, Parlov did it. - Very much so. 586 00:18:53,316 --> 00:18:55,083 Gah! Now I have to tell Sarge 587 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:57,223 that his fantasy novel stinks. 588 00:18:57,258 --> 00:19:00,025 This is the hardest part of being a cop. 589 00:19:00,061 --> 00:19:02,294 Now, there are issues with RFLP testing, 590 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,430 as there are with every technique, but... 591 00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:06,198 Captain, I thought you said 592 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,100 your friend removed his mask and left. 593 00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:10,169 I forgot to lube up his face. 594 00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:12,171 We failed to listen to the instructions. 595 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:13,888 That is incredibly careless. 596 00:19:13,894 --> 00:19:15,478 I know, and it means we won't receive 597 00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:17,409 our certification, and I'm okay with that. 598 00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:19,445 - Unless my honesty... - No, it's off the table. 599 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,349 - And I'm okay with that. - Well, anyway, RFLP testing 600 00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:25,317 was designed to localize genetic disorders, and it... 601 00:19:25,353 --> 00:19:28,144 Ooh, my cousin Donna has a genetic disorder 602 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,122 where her lips were made of cartilage, 603 00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:32,191 meaning her mouth is technically a beak. 604 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:33,859 I don't see how that pertains to anything... 605 00:19:33,895 --> 00:19:35,361 No, let him talk. I want to hear it. 606 00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:37,396 Boyle, tell us about your cousin's beak. 607 00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:39,431 Well, she runs marathons 608 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,138 to raise money for other people 609 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:42,706 afflicted with "bird-face." 610 00:19:42,737 --> 00:19:43,903 There are only two of them. 611 00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:46,205 - They're her kids. - Oh, Sarge! 612 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,643 Funny seeing you here. 613 00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,275 Oh, that reminds me. 614 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,176 I have to tell you something. What was it? 615 00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:52,444 Out with it, Peralta. 616 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,146 Okay, fine. Here it goes. 617 00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:56,215 - I think that... - Parlov hated my book. 618 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,884 He only said he liked it so I wouldn't figure out 619 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,120 he and Lawson stole their own manuscripts. 620 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:03,004 - You figured it out. - Well, I had a gut feeling, 621 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:04,127 so I went digging. 622 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,154 I got a warrant for Parlov's browser history. 623 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,193 He searched "how to liquidate Bitcoins" 624 00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:10,099 three days before the laptops were stolen. 625 00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:12,097 Man, I bet that browser history was a nightmare, huh? 626 00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,774 - Oh, you have no idea. - Yeah. 627 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,901 Anyway, I questioned them, and they confessed. 628 00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:17,403 I can't go to prison, okay? 629 00:20:17,438 --> 00:20:19,772 I know I seem tough, but I'm not. 630 00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:21,366 - I went to Bennington. - Ew. 631 00:20:21,372 --> 00:20:23,309 I'm sorry Parlov didn't like your book. 632 00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:24,944 And I didn't. And also Rosa. 633 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,845 - Why did I add that? - No, it's okay. 634 00:20:26,881 --> 00:20:29,152 At least I won't waste any more time trying to be a writer. 635 00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:30,791 Wait, let me ask you a question. 636 00:20:30,944 --> 00:20:32,751 Are you a better cop now than when you started? 637 00:20:32,787 --> 00:20:34,987 - Nope. - Wasn't talking to you. 638 00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,356 Yeah. I look back at my old cases 639 00:20:37,391 --> 00:20:39,224 and I can't believe how long 640 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:41,664 - it took me to figure things out. - Yeah, but you worked on it, 641 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:43,128 and you kept working, and now, 642 00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,331 12 to 40 years later... 643 00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,966 I don't have a good sense of your age... 644 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,734 You're a great cop who got a "gut feeling" 645 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,235 and solved a huge case. 646 00:20:50,271 --> 00:20:52,004 So you think I should keep writing? 647 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,906 I mean, you might not become a huge famous author, 648 00:20:53,941 --> 00:20:55,407 but you'll get better, 649 00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,641 and if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. 650 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,741 Sheryl Crow, she's great. I won't apologize. 651 00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:01,380 And who knows? Claire Essalgorn 652 00:21:01,415 --> 00:21:03,115 didn't start writing the first "Crimson Portal" novel 653 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,217 until she was 60. 654 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:07,353 I started reading it because the character looks like me. 655 00:21:07,388 --> 00:21:09,421 I kept reading it because it's so good! 656 00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:11,757 Rosa, you did get hooked, you big nerd! 657 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,025 This heroine is my heroin. 658 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,860 Oh, such a dweebus. I love it! 659 00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:17,229 Speaking of which, Parlov's laptop is in evidence. 660 00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:18,894 Want to go read the new "Skyfire" book? 661 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,432 Oh, I don't know. 662 00:21:20,468 --> 00:21:22,401 I mean, he's such a bad guy. 663 00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:24,136 Do we even like his books anymore? 664 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,272 ♪ Sharpen your swords ♪ 665 00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:28,802 ♪ And string your bows ♪ 666 00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:33,592 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -