1 00:00:04,497 --> 00:00:06,484 And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,786 Just a quick reminder of the rules: 3 00:00:07,821 --> 00:00:09,554 $40 limit, no perishable items, 4 00:00:09,589 --> 00:00:11,556 and no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock. 5 00:00:11,591 --> 00:00:13,658 Fine, then everyone'll have to pay full price for them. 6 00:00:13,693 --> 00:00:16,628 Oh, Captain. I would like a $40 gift card 7 00:00:16,663 --> 00:00:18,930 to any restaurant that serves nachos. 8 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:20,765 - I don't have you, Peralta. - Not only do I know 9 00:00:20,801 --> 00:00:22,634 that you do indeed have me, but I also know 10 00:00:22,669 --> 00:00:24,702 - who everyone else has. - That's not possible. 11 00:00:24,738 --> 00:00:27,153 Perhaps not for an ordinary man such as yourself, Jeffords. 12 00:00:27,189 --> 00:00:30,808 But for the brilliant mind of Detective Jacob Sherlock Peralta... 13 00:00:30,843 --> 00:00:33,911 I legally changed my name... it's quite simply... 14 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,110 elementary. 15 00:00:35,146 --> 00:00:36,695 For, you see, Amy made a face 16 00:00:36,731 --> 00:00:38,011 I only recognized from our bedroom, 17 00:00:38,047 --> 00:00:39,461 which means that she has Captain Holt. 18 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,912 Charles has Terry. His eyes keep 19 00:00:40,948 --> 00:00:42,225 - shifting over to him. - No, I don't. 20 00:00:42,261 --> 00:00:43,794 Terry looked disgusted, which means he has Hitchcock. 21 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:45,530 Rosa didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in. 22 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:47,109 - She doesn't wanna participate. - Never do. 23 00:00:47,145 --> 00:00:48,510 Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads 24 00:00:48,546 --> 00:00:49,943 and he quite clearly said Charles. 25 00:00:49,979 --> 00:00:51,475 - I did get Charles. - Scully has Amy. 26 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,044 He's hold his paper name-side out. 27 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,640 - Oh, he's good. - And I have Scully, 28 00:00:54,676 --> 00:00:56,290 which means Captain Holt has me. 29 00:00:56,326 --> 00:00:58,952 I'll be taking that gift card. Daddy loves nachos. 30 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,014 Should we draw the names again and leave Jake out? 31 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:04,007 Yeah! 32 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:05,516 No! Sherlock wants a present! 33 00:01:20,869 --> 00:01:24,869 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:25,679 --> 00:01:28,176 Okay, quick update on the Warren Street break-in. 35 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:29,598 Security cameras caught a picture 36 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:31,000 of the suspect and guess what? 37 00:01:31,035 --> 00:01:33,469 That's right. We got a hot perp alert. 38 00:01:33,504 --> 00:01:35,570 Ooh! 39 00:01:35,606 --> 00:01:37,106 - That's a handsome man. - Mm, I'd like to 40 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:38,874 - bring that guy to justice. - We all would. 41 00:01:38,909 --> 00:01:40,674 But unfortunately, police cornered him 42 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,599 and he shot himself in the face. 43 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,178 All right. Thank you for that 44 00:01:44,214 --> 00:01:46,000 shockingly dark update. 45 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,678 - Anything else? - Uh, yes. 46 00:01:48,051 --> 00:01:49,466 Something I'd like to say. 47 00:01:49,502 --> 00:01:52,038 I'm a pretty private person so this is kinda hard for me, but... 48 00:01:52,588 --> 00:01:53,681 here we go. 49 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:56,657 I'm bi-sexual. All right. 50 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:58,659 I will now field one minute and zero seconds 51 00:01:58,694 --> 00:01:59,994 of questions pertaining to this. 52 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:01,699 - Go. Amy. - How long have you known? 53 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:03,413 Since seventh grade. I was watching "Saved by the Bell" 54 00:02:03,449 --> 00:02:05,474 and I thought, Zack Morris is hot. 55 00:02:05,614 --> 00:02:08,702 And then I thought Lisa Turtle, also hot. 56 00:02:08,738 --> 00:02:10,137 The fact that the words Kelly and Kapowski 57 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,839 didn't just come out of your mouth is lunacy. 58 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:13,473 What made you decided to tell us now? 59 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:14,776 Charles found out on the road trip 60 00:02:14,812 --> 00:02:16,143 and I was positive he was not 61 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,912 gonna be able to keep the secret for much longer. 62 00:02:18,087 --> 00:02:19,110 Bye Rosa. 63 00:02:20,079 --> 00:02:22,049 I mean, not "bi," but bye! 64 00:02:22,084 --> 00:02:23,784 I mean, see ya! 65 00:02:23,819 --> 00:02:25,218 I mean, have fun only having sex with men. 66 00:02:25,254 --> 00:02:26,954 Just bangin' dudes, left and right. 67 00:02:26,989 --> 00:02:28,522 I just stopped saying bye all together. 68 00:02:28,558 --> 00:02:29,702 So are you seeing anyone now? 69 00:02:29,738 --> 00:02:31,479 - Yeah. Her name's Tiffany. - Are you lying about her name 70 00:02:31,515 --> 00:02:33,014 - so we won't look her up? - Yes, I am. Next. 71 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:34,416 - Do you know Anne Heche? - I do. 72 00:02:34,452 --> 00:02:36,052 - Ohh. - I must say, this is going 73 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:38,224 considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. 74 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:40,699 They were not, as the kids say, awake. 75 00:02:40,735 --> 00:02:42,101 - Do you mean woke? - I did mean woke. 76 00:02:42,136 --> 00:02:43,723 But it's grammatically incoherent. 77 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:45,150 Okay, we have time for one more question. 78 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:47,236 - Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Nope. Absolutely not. We're done. 79 00:02:47,842 --> 00:02:50,347 Smart. It was not tasteful. 80 00:02:50,979 --> 00:02:52,812 Is anyone else having trouble with the Internet? 81 00:02:52,847 --> 00:02:54,592 I've been trying to file a warrant request 82 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:57,082 for 45 minutes and the stupid server keeps timing out. 83 00:02:57,118 --> 00:02:59,085 Nothing's loading. It's all pinwheels. 84 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,587 This all started when Cyber Crimes moved in downstairs. 85 00:03:01,622 --> 00:03:03,853 I bet those jerks are hogging our bandwidth. 86 00:03:03,889 --> 00:03:05,400 Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit. 87 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,226 I know! They were so fun. 88 00:03:07,261 --> 00:03:08,961 Remember their Christmas Party? 89 00:03:08,996 --> 00:03:10,596 Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I 90 00:03:10,631 --> 00:03:11,759 will talk to Cyber. 91 00:03:11,795 --> 00:03:13,632 Tell them I can't get on WebMD. 92 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,267 My nipple tripled in size and I wanna know 93 00:03:15,303 --> 00:03:17,961 - if it's good or bad. - Can't believe that's good. 94 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,772 Hey. Was that weird earlier? 95 00:03:20,808 --> 00:03:22,708 You mean when Charles showed us those pictures of Nikolaj 96 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:24,109 taking a very sudsless bath? 97 00:03:24,144 --> 00:03:25,711 Yes, it was uncomfortable. 98 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,245 No, I mean when I told everyone I was bi. 99 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,648 - Was it too touchy-feely? - Rosa, no. It was great. 100 00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:31,617 And don't worry, just because you opened up a little bit 101 00:03:31,652 --> 00:03:33,320 doesn't mean everyone's gonna be less afraid of you. 102 00:03:33,356 --> 00:03:35,915 - We're all still terrified. - Thanks, Jake. 103 00:03:35,951 --> 00:03:38,056 - So how'd your parents take it? - Uhh... 104 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,532 - I haven't told 'em yet. - Really? 105 00:03:39,568 --> 00:03:41,593 I mean, of course, you don't have to but I just thought 106 00:03:41,629 --> 00:03:42,961 you guys were getting closer since prison. 107 00:03:42,997 --> 00:03:44,730 No, I mean, we are. It's just, 108 00:03:44,765 --> 00:03:46,175 I don't know how I would say something like that. 109 00:03:46,211 --> 00:03:47,910 Especially to my dad. He's super traditional. 110 00:03:47,946 --> 00:03:49,679 I'm afraid this would just mess everything up. 111 00:03:49,901 --> 00:03:51,422 We've been having so much fun lately. 112 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,124 - I don't wanna lose that. - Okay. 113 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,193 Maybe just be honest with them. Right? 114 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:04,592 Tell 'em how you feel. Like, you could say, 115 00:04:05,385 --> 00:04:09,053 Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual. 116 00:04:09,088 --> 00:04:10,888 But I'm still your daughter. 117 00:04:10,923 --> 00:04:12,657 I'm still the same person that I've always been. 118 00:04:12,692 --> 00:04:14,810 And who I love will never change that. 119 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:18,729 And you guys raised me to be strong and confident. 120 00:04:18,765 --> 00:04:21,098 And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore. 121 00:04:21,134 --> 00:04:24,001 I am bi. 122 00:04:24,037 --> 00:04:25,870 Damn. That was... 123 00:04:25,905 --> 00:04:27,138 And I know that this may come as a shock to you, 124 00:04:27,174 --> 00:04:28,939 but it's my truth. 125 00:04:28,975 --> 00:04:30,675 So I hope you can accept that. 126 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,076 - Jake... - Maybe you still see me 127 00:04:32,111 --> 00:04:34,726 as your little girl, but I'm woman now. 128 00:04:35,282 --> 00:04:37,048 And I know my own heart. 129 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:39,083 - You done? - Yeah. 130 00:04:39,119 --> 00:04:40,917 Wow, that felt amazing. I really disappeared into it. 131 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:42,631 - Should I become an actor? - Absolutely not. 132 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:44,264 - Copy that. All right. Good luck. - Thanks. 133 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:50,927 Look, that guy's watching a video. 134 00:04:50,962 --> 00:04:52,396 No buffering. 135 00:04:52,431 --> 00:04:54,898 They got all the bars, Captain. All the bars! 136 00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:56,132 Keep it together, Jeffords. 137 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:58,068 Oh. You must be Raymond Holt. 138 00:04:58,103 --> 00:04:59,992 Whoa. No. Germs. 139 00:05:02,718 --> 00:05:04,874 We just wanted to ask about the Internet. 140 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,776 Ever since you guys arrived, things have gotten 141 00:05:06,812 --> 00:05:09,140 - slow for us upstairs. - We're the Cyber Crimes Unit. 142 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,605 Kinda need the bandwidth. 143 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:12,215 Do you guys even use the Internet upstairs? 144 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,983 I thought you just write down your hunches 145 00:05:14,019 --> 00:05:15,486 in your notebooks with your pens and paper. 146 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:16,876 I'll have you know you're speaking to your Captain. 147 00:05:16,912 --> 00:05:18,912 Well, I'll have you know that we don't report to you. 148 00:05:19,084 --> 00:05:21,190 We report to the Commissioner's office. Ever heard of them? 149 00:05:21,226 --> 00:05:23,565 I don't care who you report to, this is what you're gonna do. 150 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:25,185 You're gonna, um... 151 00:05:26,698 --> 00:05:28,064 - put the wires... - Right. 152 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,374 Um... 153 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:32,267 - Terry. - Uh... into the things. 154 00:05:32,302 --> 00:05:34,937 And... and beef up the speeds. Got it? 155 00:05:35,372 --> 00:05:37,139 We want beefy speeds! 156 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:39,441 Long story short, we remain un-beefed. 157 00:05:39,476 --> 00:05:41,343 Unfortunately, we're out of options. 158 00:05:41,378 --> 00:05:43,112 - They're just not scared of us. - Right. 159 00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:45,778 But there is one person who scares everyone. 160 00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:50,819 Hey! Captain Holt, Terry, Charles, 161 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:53,694 I wanna say... Alan? 162 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,602 Close. It's Amy. 163 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:57,292 This is nice. I can't believe 164 00:05:57,327 --> 00:05:58,392 - you're buying me dinner. - Oh, well, you really 165 00:05:58,427 --> 00:05:59,994 - helped me today. - Did I? 166 00:06:00,029 --> 00:06:01,162 I felt like I sorta straight-splained 167 00:06:01,197 --> 00:06:02,263 how to come out to you. 168 00:06:02,298 --> 00:06:03,631 No, it was good practice. 169 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,100 I think I'm ready to tell my parents. 170 00:06:05,136 --> 00:06:06,526 That's awesome. When are you gonna do it? 171 00:06:06,562 --> 00:06:07,625 - In five minutes. - What? 172 00:06:07,661 --> 00:06:09,360 Actually, scratch that, they're here. 173 00:06:09,396 --> 00:06:10,728 This is happening and I need you to be here with me 174 00:06:10,764 --> 00:06:12,331 and also just step in and do it for me. 175 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:13,766 Rosa, I think that's a very bad idea. 176 00:06:13,802 --> 00:06:14,901 And frankly, I'm not very comfortable... 177 00:06:14,937 --> 00:06:17,425 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz! 178 00:06:17,847 --> 00:06:20,314 America's favorite couple! 179 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:23,178 I didn't know Jake was joining us. 180 00:06:23,213 --> 00:06:25,691 Neither did I. What a fun surprise that none of us 181 00:06:25,727 --> 00:06:27,313 were remotely prepared for, Rosa, right? 182 00:06:27,349 --> 00:06:29,642 - You seem nervous. Why? - Uhh... 183 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:31,017 global warming. 184 00:06:31,053 --> 00:06:32,385 What a bitch, right? 185 00:06:32,421 --> 00:06:33,855 We all gon' drown. 186 00:06:33,891 --> 00:06:35,423 Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom 187 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:36,424 for the duration of one conversation. 188 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:37,467 No! 189 00:06:38,159 --> 00:06:39,992 Uh, guys, I have something I need to tell you. 190 00:06:40,027 --> 00:06:42,327 - What is it, honey? - Uhh, Jake, you take it. 191 00:06:42,363 --> 00:06:44,096 Seriously? Me? Oh, man, 192 00:06:44,131 --> 00:06:45,664 now I really do have to go to the bathroom. 193 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:46,899 What, you didn't before? You lied? 194 00:06:46,934 --> 00:06:49,125 You know, Oscar, most people just ignore my nervous rambling. 195 00:06:49,161 --> 00:06:50,127 Maybe shift focus back to Rosa. 196 00:06:50,163 --> 00:06:51,217 Don't worry. 197 00:06:51,253 --> 00:06:52,829 - We know what's happening. - You do? 198 00:06:52,865 --> 00:06:53,830 Of course. 199 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:55,631 You and Jake are dating. 200 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:56,856 That's why you were nervous. 201 00:06:56,892 --> 00:06:58,593 'Cause you know I never liked him. 202 00:06:58,913 --> 00:07:00,713 What? Okay, first of all, that's insane. 203 00:07:00,748 --> 00:07:02,347 We've only met once and we totally hit it off. 204 00:07:02,383 --> 00:07:04,683 We talked about soccer, I called it fútbol. 205 00:07:04,719 --> 00:07:06,318 Oh, I see what happened. But secondly, 206 00:07:06,353 --> 00:07:08,287 - Rosa and I are not... - Denying that we're dating. 207 00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:10,022 Uh, you're right. We're a couple. 208 00:07:10,057 --> 00:07:11,519 I love you, honey bun. 209 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:12,911 Uhh! 210 00:07:12,947 --> 00:07:14,316 We need your help, Gina. 211 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:17,094 Gina, ugh, I haven't heard that name in a long time. 212 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:18,663 - It's on your jacket. - I know, 213 00:07:18,698 --> 00:07:21,332 but no one says it out loud and my baby can't read. 214 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:23,968 Which, I'm told is normal for a ten-week-old, so... 215 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:26,304 - How's little Enigma doing? - We call her Iggy now, 216 00:07:26,339 --> 00:07:28,039 but you're gonna wanna keep it down 217 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:29,876 because she's trying to take a nap, okay, Amy? 218 00:07:29,912 --> 00:07:32,944 Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume 219 00:07:32,979 --> 00:07:35,465 - that you were speaking at. - Amy, keep it down. 220 00:07:35,501 --> 00:07:37,214 Yes, yes, babies are adorable. 221 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,918 They're like we are but so much smaller. 222 00:07:39,953 --> 00:07:42,620 So we're here because we're having an issue 223 00:07:42,656 --> 00:07:44,021 with the new Cyber Unit 224 00:07:44,057 --> 00:07:45,222 that has moved into the second floor. 225 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:46,290 What happened to Sex Crimes? 226 00:07:46,326 --> 00:07:47,826 They were so nice. 227 00:07:47,861 --> 00:07:49,193 Remember their Christmas party? 228 00:07:49,228 --> 00:07:50,627 Oh, so good. 229 00:07:50,663 --> 00:07:52,229 - Ohh. - But now Cyber's 230 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:54,165 hogging our Internet and we can't get them to stop. 231 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,700 But you can intimidate anyone into doing what you want. 232 00:07:56,735 --> 00:07:58,369 No, sorry, I can't. 233 00:07:58,404 --> 00:08:01,005 That's precinct business and, well, 234 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,384 I've left that life behind. 235 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:04,775 But your maternity leave is over in two weeks. 236 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:07,411 Amy, volume, okay? 237 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:08,812 Volume! 238 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:12,398 Hey, wait up. 239 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:13,800 Why'd you leave the table? 240 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:15,419 If we go to the bathroom at the same time, 241 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:17,611 they're gonna think we're hooking up since apparently we're dating now. 242 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,643 I'm sorry I said that. I thought I was 243 00:08:19,679 --> 00:08:21,146 ready to do this, but I am not. 244 00:08:21,427 --> 00:08:23,602 - I'm not gonna do it tonight, okay? - Yes, of course. 245 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:25,295 Look, I support you no matter what. 246 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,163 Just do whatever feels right. 247 00:08:27,199 --> 00:08:28,849 Can we just pretend to be a couple for tonight? 248 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:30,166 And then I'll tell them in a few weeks that we broke up. 249 00:08:30,202 --> 00:08:32,536 Fine. But I have one rule. 250 00:08:33,038 --> 00:08:34,404 - Hands off my butt. - That's not gonna 251 00:08:34,439 --> 00:08:36,006 - be a problem. - Well, you say that now 252 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:39,009 but you're about to enter the Jake Peralta boyfriend experience. 253 00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:40,910 It can be quite intoxicating. 254 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:42,412 Hm. Also, you sat on a meatball. 255 00:08:42,447 --> 00:08:45,148 Did I? Oh, man, these are my Friday jeans. 256 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:47,050 Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz 257 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,971 and I'll meet you back at the table. Let's do this. 258 00:08:49,315 --> 00:08:51,254 Guys, without Gina, we'll never be able 259 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:52,788 to bend Cyber to our will. 260 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,824 So we need to change tactics. 261 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,711 We need to woo them 262 00:08:56,994 --> 00:09:00,016 with the international language of friendship. 263 00:09:00,576 --> 00:09:01,642 - Pork. - Ohh. 264 00:09:01,678 --> 00:09:02,918 Ooh! I'll take it to them. 265 00:09:02,954 --> 00:09:05,000 It's all dudes down there and I'm not above 266 00:09:05,036 --> 00:09:07,512 using a little flirtation to get what I want. 267 00:09:08,372 --> 00:09:10,531 - Was that a wink? - You tell me. 268 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:13,275 I honestly don't know, but you're all we got. 269 00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:17,877 Hello, boys. 270 00:09:18,449 --> 00:09:21,315 Oh, wait, wait... I winked my contact out. 271 00:09:21,351 --> 00:09:22,755 No, no, no. It's still there. 272 00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:24,419 - Oh, God it's behind my eye! - Fall back, Amy. 273 00:09:24,454 --> 00:09:26,120 - Ohh... - I got it, I got it. 274 00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:29,790 Look, we got off on the wrong foot this morning. 275 00:09:29,825 --> 00:09:32,026 And I was hoping we could start fresh. 276 00:09:32,062 --> 00:09:33,227 So we got you this. 277 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:37,198 Mmm. Decent. 278 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:39,267 Great, now that you've accepted our meat pile, 279 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:41,269 perhaps you'll help us restore our internet. 280 00:09:41,304 --> 00:09:42,770 Sure. I can definitely help with that. 281 00:09:42,805 --> 00:09:44,974 - Mm. - How many KBPSs are you looking for? 282 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,555 - Many. - Yeah, that's not an answer. 283 00:09:48,591 --> 00:09:50,274 I need an exact number. 284 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,446 100. 285 00:09:52,481 --> 00:09:54,181 Too few? Too many? 286 00:09:54,216 --> 00:09:56,050 - Four. - Okay, bro, I'll give you 287 00:09:56,085 --> 00:09:59,286 four kilobytes of Internet. 288 00:09:59,321 --> 00:10:01,055 You're making a fool of yourself. 289 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:03,271 No! You're the fool! 290 00:10:03,307 --> 00:10:04,514 Hey, little man. 291 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:06,250 - Why so teeny? - I'm not teeny. 292 00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:08,586 - I'm average size. - What a sad brag. 293 00:10:08,622 --> 00:10:09,723 I don't even know who you are. 294 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:11,225 But I know who you are, Devin. 295 00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:14,228 You tell everyone you got a degree from Stanford 296 00:10:14,264 --> 00:10:17,102 but you really went to Stamforb, 297 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,405 an online college based in Arkansas. 298 00:10:19,441 --> 00:10:21,074 It's a good school. 299 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,835 You live with your aunt. That's sad. 300 00:10:22,871 --> 00:10:25,605 And you spend a third of your salary on tropical fish 301 00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:27,241 and aquaria. 302 00:10:27,277 --> 00:10:28,876 You know, I found all this off of, hm, 303 00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:31,813 20 minutes of idle snoopin' around. 304 00:10:31,849 --> 00:10:35,216 Imagine what I could do with a dedicated couple of hours. 305 00:10:35,252 --> 00:10:36,918 - What do you want? - I want you to give 306 00:10:36,954 --> 00:10:38,886 the Internet back to my friends. 307 00:10:38,922 --> 00:10:42,324 Mm-kay? Or I'll keep diggin' and diggin' 308 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,660 and diggin' and diggin'. 309 00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,896 Fine! I'll give you back your Internet, okay? 310 00:10:46,992 --> 00:10:49,092 - Just... we're through. - Oh! 311 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:51,028 And maybe your co-workers would like to know 312 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:53,864 what happened on your 7th grade field trip to D.C. 313 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,300 - You monster. - He pooped in the Reflecting Pool. 314 00:10:59,514 --> 00:11:01,347 So how did you two finally get together 315 00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:02,382 after all these years? 316 00:11:02,418 --> 00:11:03,999 Oh, uh, you know, 317 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,034 I've just been crazy about her forever 318 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:08,237 and then one day I picked up my battered old guitar 319 00:11:08,272 --> 00:11:09,771 and I sang her a song. 320 00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,340 Ohh! 321 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,509 - How did it go? - Oh, you don't wanna hear it. 322 00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:14,677 - Yeah. - Yes, I do! 323 00:11:14,713 --> 00:11:15,874 Well, I don't have my guitar here. 324 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,709 - Sing the song. - ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪ 325 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,011 ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz ♪ 326 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:20,146 ♪ Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz ♪ 327 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:21,281 ♪ Rosa Diaz, Rosa Diaz ♪ 328 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:22,750 ♪ Diaz Rosa, Riza Diaz ♪ 329 00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:26,088 ♪ Diaz, you are so cool ♪ 330 00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:27,389 Sounds better with a guitar. 331 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,825 Oh! 332 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,927 - Just put that away. - What was that in the picture? 333 00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:33,561 - Just my mom. - Kinda looked like 334 00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:35,563 - your co-worker Amy. - Jake and Amy are friends. 335 00:11:35,599 --> 00:11:37,532 - It's not weird. - He had his arm around her 336 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:39,501 and she was showing off a ring. 337 00:11:39,536 --> 00:11:40,869 Wow, you got a really good look at that picture, huh? 338 00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:42,215 What's going on? 339 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:45,654 Jake and Amy are engaged. 340 00:11:50,514 --> 00:11:51,715 - That's okay. - What? 341 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:54,049 We understand. Love is complicated. 342 00:11:54,084 --> 00:11:55,416 Wait, why would you be okay with that? 343 00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:57,519 Mijita, when you called this dinner, 344 00:11:57,554 --> 00:11:59,554 you were so nervous, we were worried 345 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:01,439 you were gonna tell us you were gay. 346 00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,416 So you would rather me be 347 00:12:05,802 --> 00:12:07,201 some dude's mistress than be in 348 00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:09,327 a loving relationship with a woman? 349 00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:14,835 Well, Jake and I aren't dating. 350 00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:15,970 But guess what? 351 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,539 Your worst fears are real. 352 00:12:17,574 --> 00:12:19,507 I'm not straight. I'm bisexual. 353 00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:21,576 And I don't care what you think about it. 354 00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:23,390 Screw this. I'm outta here. 355 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,883 I'm also gonna go. Are you guys on Venmo? 356 00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,318 You know what? We'll figure it out later. 357 00:12:30,353 --> 00:12:32,031 This isn't the right time. All right. 358 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:40,634 Hey, so, I ran after you last night, 359 00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:42,303 - but I lost you in the subway. - I took a cab home. 360 00:12:42,338 --> 00:12:45,172 Really? Well, then, I definitely terrified some random lady. 361 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,241 Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go 362 00:12:47,276 --> 00:12:48,909 how you wanted with your parents. 363 00:12:48,944 --> 00:12:50,644 - It was fine. - Rosa, you don't 364 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,746 - have to say that. - No, it really did go fine. 365 00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:54,281 They texted me last night. 366 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,215 "Don't worry about dinner. See you at game night." 367 00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:58,785 Nice. But very surprising. 368 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,286 It's great. I told them I'm bi, 369 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,683 and they still invited me to game night. 370 00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:02,792 They're clearly okay with it. 371 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:04,313 Well, I'm just glad it worked out. 372 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:05,825 - Enjoy game night. - Actually, they want 373 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,259 you to come to make up for 374 00:13:07,294 --> 00:13:08,293 - how awkward dinner was. - Oh, fantastic. 375 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,629 I'm still involved. 376 00:13:09,964 --> 00:13:11,664 Well, I'm sure your dad is a super chill guy 377 00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:13,599 - to play against. - He is not. 378 00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:15,134 Well, then, let's hope I'm on his team. 379 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,836 - That is worse. - Cool. So no good options. 380 00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:18,681 Super stoked about this invite. 381 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,848 Here we go. 382 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:22,911 It's loading! 383 00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:24,023 We got Internet! 384 00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:26,111 All right, I guess my work here is done, guys, 385 00:13:26,147 --> 00:13:27,379 How can we ever thank you? 386 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,814 I'll tell you how. 387 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,682 Use this precious Internet. 388 00:13:30,717 --> 00:13:32,151 Use it every day. 389 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,852 Keep multiple tabs open, 390 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:35,387 stream videos in HD, 391 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,290 leave comments on everything you can find. 392 00:13:38,325 --> 00:13:39,958 Most importantly, 393 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,127 make your avatars GIFs. 394 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,995 I was thinking more like a pizza party 395 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,364 when you come back in two weeks. 396 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,666 Oh, yeah. So here's the thing: 397 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,034 - I'm not coming back. - What? 398 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,802 - Seriously? - Yeah, listen, 399 00:13:50,837 --> 00:13:52,637 I have a daughter now and when she grows up 400 00:13:52,673 --> 00:13:54,206 I wanna be doing something that makes her proud. 401 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:56,041 So I'm starting my own company. 402 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,242 - Ooh! What is it? - I'm running a sports league 403 00:13:58,278 --> 00:13:59,810 for other people's pets. 404 00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,779 - Ohh. - Well, Gina, 405 00:14:01,814 --> 00:14:05,083 as your colleague, best friend, brother and ex-lover... 406 00:14:05,118 --> 00:14:07,185 - Ugh. - I fully support your dreams, 407 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,986 but do you really wanna leave? 408 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:12,256 My mind is made up. And so... 409 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:15,726 this is Gina Linetti's last grand exit 410 00:14:15,761 --> 00:14:16,894 from the Nine-Nine. 411 00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:20,331 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 412 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:21,845 Where's that coming from? 413 00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:24,434 - She's gone. - Do you think 414 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:26,103 that's the last time we'll ever see her? 415 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,440 Bye, Gina. 416 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:34,844 I don't know what that is. 417 00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:35,979 That could literally be anything. 418 00:14:36,014 --> 00:14:36,980 Maybe try guessing. 419 00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:38,215 Rule violation! 420 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,416 You're not supposed to speak. 421 00:14:39,451 --> 00:14:41,084 There's our turn, once again. 422 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,452 Oh, well, do you want me to tell you 423 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:43,734 what I was drawing just for fun? 424 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,503 We're not playing just for fun. 425 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,390 Mm-kay, well, don't let my desire to have fun 426 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:50,160 ruin what seems to be a very nice night so far. 427 00:14:50,195 --> 00:14:52,128 - Right, Rosa? - Yeah, right. 428 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,829 So your mother and I talked 429 00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:55,331 about what you told us last night. 430 00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:56,932 We don't need to talk about that right now. 431 00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,066 We want you to know we're not upset. 432 00:14:58,102 --> 00:14:59,391 Great. I'm not upset either. 433 00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:01,337 Because no matter what you call yourself, 434 00:15:01,372 --> 00:15:02,771 you still like men. 435 00:15:02,806 --> 00:15:04,406 So you can still get married 436 00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:06,041 - and have a child. - I can do those things 437 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:07,343 with either a man or a woman. 438 00:15:07,378 --> 00:15:09,011 Yes, but it will be a man 439 00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,947 because this is just a phase. 440 00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:14,082 Okay, that's settled. Ladies up. 441 00:15:18,422 --> 00:15:20,256 So, since you're not coming back, 442 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,491 we wanted to bring you all your stuff. 443 00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,861 It's a lot of gum and what seem to be 444 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:28,063 blackmail files you've been keeping on all of us? 445 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,831 I'm not a blackmailer. 446 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:32,100 If you tell anyone I am, I will release your secrets. 447 00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:34,002 Look, we know you want your daughter to be proud 448 00:15:34,038 --> 00:15:35,237 of the work that you do. 449 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,305 I just hope you know how important you've been to the Nine-Nine. 450 00:15:37,341 --> 00:15:40,142 Yeah, just today, I was able to pull a warrant and arrest the guy 451 00:15:40,177 --> 00:15:41,743 I've been tracking for three months 452 00:15:41,779 --> 00:15:43,244 because you got the internet back. 453 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,813 You're indispensible 454 00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,815 and we're really gonna miss you. 455 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:49,051 And I loved the Nine-Nine, you guys. 456 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,518 It just feels like it's time for me 457 00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:52,821 to, like, build something of my own. 458 00:15:52,856 --> 00:15:54,990 Like my entrepreneurial idols, 459 00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:56,790 Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor... 460 00:15:56,826 --> 00:15:57,888 The Superman villain? 461 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,493 He built an empire, didn't he? 462 00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:02,129 - Yeah. - Well, we wish you luck. 463 00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:04,098 And it's not gonna be the same without you. 464 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,394 Mm, thanks for saying that, and... 465 00:16:06,754 --> 00:16:08,497 I don't know, uh... 466 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,813 You know what? 467 00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:11,943 You can have your blackmail files back. 468 00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,441 I don't want 'em anymore. 469 00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:15,076 Gina, these are just photos of me 470 00:16:15,111 --> 00:16:16,777 in my everyday clothes. 471 00:16:16,813 --> 00:16:18,767 - I know. It's painful, right? - All right. 472 00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:20,782 - Your turn, mija. - Right. 473 00:16:30,026 --> 00:16:32,126 Uhh, a woman. 474 00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:33,992 Uhh, uh, lady. 475 00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:36,396 Uhh, women. Two women. 476 00:16:36,432 --> 00:16:39,433 Holding hands, uh, friends. 477 00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:42,202 Ohh, mm, uhh... sisters! 478 00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:43,270 Ooh! Business partners. 479 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,339 Uh, um, ooh, oh, oh, 480 00:16:45,374 --> 00:16:47,140 co-owners of a chocolate shop! 481 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,976 Oh, love. Love... what do women love? 482 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:51,345 The... George Clooney! 483 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:53,046 It's a wedding! 484 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,785 They're brides. They're in love. 485 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,217 Mom, Dad, I know you don't wanna talk about this 486 00:16:57,253 --> 00:16:58,885 but I do. 487 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,053 I might get married to a man... 488 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:01,221 like you so clearly want... 489 00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:02,589 and I might not. 490 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,258 'Cause this is not a phase. 491 00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:05,975 And I need you to understand that. 492 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,895 - I'm bisexual. - There's no such thing 493 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,096 as being bisexual. 494 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,360 Yes, there is. 495 00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:13,827 I know there is because that's who I am. 496 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,413 I'm attracted to both men and women. 497 00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:18,404 I've known this about myself for a really long time, 498 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,240 and I didn't wanna tell you because I was afraid 499 00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:22,386 you were gonna react exactly like you are. 500 00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:25,435 What do you want us to say? 501 00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,535 That you accept me for who I am. 502 00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:35,287 Wow. 503 00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:38,579 Okay, let's go. 504 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,865 Hey. Got you coffee. 505 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,233 I don't drink coffee. Just herbal tea. 506 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,069 Oh. That's cool. 507 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,065 It only cost me, like, 18 bucks. Brooklyn is a nightmare. 508 00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:54,847 Hey, man, thanks for being there last night. 509 00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:55,883 Of course. 510 00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:57,842 Sorry again about how it all went down. 511 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,177 Well, I'm glad I opened up to them, 512 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,626 even if it didn't change their minds. 513 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,719 I finally said what I wanted to say. 514 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,577 - It felt right. - Yeah. 515 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,350 Still sucks, though. 516 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,685 Still sucks. 517 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,353 That's weird. My dad's here. 518 00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,155 Hey, do you mind staying out here 519 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,958 - with me to talk to him? - Um, yes, of course. 520 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,326 Whatever you need. 521 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,861 Your face. No, man, you've done enough. 522 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,162 - Get out of here. - Oh, thank God. 523 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,551 Good luck. 524 00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:23,030 Hello. 525 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,327 What are you doing here? 526 00:18:25,616 --> 00:18:27,082 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 527 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:29,500 I reacted poorly last night. 528 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,882 - This is all new to me. - I know. 529 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,113 But it's also not new, you know. 530 00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:37,114 I'm still the same person I always was. 531 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,948 Well, I don't feel I know that person. 532 00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:41,150 - Dad... - My fault, not yours. 533 00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:43,919 I want you to be able to tell me everything. 534 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,197 I can't promise you I'll understand. 535 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,791 But I'm trying. I want you to know 536 00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:51,193 that I accept you for who you are. 537 00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:53,792 And I love you very, very much. 538 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,399 I love you, too. 539 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:05,341 So have you been on any dates with women, yet? 540 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,976 Dad, we didn't talk about my dating life before, 541 00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:08,511 we don't need to talk about it now. 542 00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:11,046 Yeah, good, good. You're right. 543 00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:12,271 So where's Mom? 544 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:15,069 Mm... Mom needs a little more time. 545 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:16,600 Oof. 546 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,996 I guess family game night's gonna be kinda weird. 547 00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:21,523 You know what, mijita, maybe we better 548 00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,957 put game night on hold for a little while. 549 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,828 - Okay. - I'm gonna let you 550 00:19:26,863 --> 00:19:28,343 get back to work, okay? 551 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,236 I expect certain things from my assistant. 552 00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:38,006 Black ink only. No blue. I'm not a street artist. 553 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:39,841 Also, if you must knock on my door, 554 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:41,542 limit yourself to two raps. 555 00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:43,877 If I wanted to hear inane pounding, 556 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,480 - I could go see "Stomp." - He could go see "Stomp." 557 00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,215 - Gina. - Who's this noob? 558 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,950 We had to hire someone to replace you, Gina, 559 00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,352 - because you quit. - Well, fire him. 560 00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:53,020 'Cause I'm back, baby! 561 00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:54,888 - Really? - What changed your mind? 562 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:56,490 Was is the speech that Charles and I gave you? 563 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,225 No. Captain Holt said 564 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,227 he'd give me a 5% raise if I came back 565 00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:02,162 and he's letting me sit at my desk 566 00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:04,198 and work on my side business one day a week. 567 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,799 We never had that conversation. 568 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,519 We just did, baby. 569 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,255 See ya, man bangs. 570 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,805 Come, Brent, let's get you down to HR 571 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,406 before that start paperwork goes through. 572 00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:16,543 - Welcome back, Linetti. - Thanks, man. 573 00:20:16,578 --> 00:20:17,977 Ugh! 574 00:20:18,012 --> 00:20:19,312 All right, look, Gina, come on. 575 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,080 It's just us now. Admit it. 576 00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:22,281 Amy and I changed your mind. 577 00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:24,016 All right, it was you guys. 578 00:20:24,052 --> 00:20:25,385 I actually even cried a little bit 579 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,019 after you left my apartment. 580 00:20:27,055 --> 00:20:28,821 - Aw. - Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry? 581 00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:30,522 Hey, calm down. I had a baby ten weeks ago. 582 00:20:30,558 --> 00:20:33,191 I cried to a carpet cleaner commercial yesterday. 583 00:20:33,227 --> 00:20:35,092 Gina! Welcome back. 584 00:20:35,127 --> 00:20:36,994 It's great to see you. Hey, what's everybody 585 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,396 - doing tonight? - Nothin'. Why? 586 00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:39,897 There's something we all need to do. 587 00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:43,167 - What's going on? - Family game night! 588 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,436 Don't worry, I brought "Twister." 589 00:20:45,472 --> 00:20:47,171 - Hey. - Hey, Rosa. 590 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,039 - Hey, Rosa. Beer. - Here goes the snacks. 591 00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:50,975 Ehh, you know, in another lifetime, 592 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:52,910 you and I would've made a hot ass couple. 593 00:20:52,945 --> 00:20:54,375 Agreed. 594 00:20:56,282 --> 00:20:58,115 Diaz, you should be very proud of yourself. 595 00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,184 I know things aren't exactly where you wanna be right now, 596 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,970 but, uh, I promise you they will improve. 597 00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:04,454 - Thank you, Captain. - Every time 598 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,262 someone steps up and says who they are, 599 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,712 the world becomes a better, more interesting place. 600 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:10,930 So... 601 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:12,906 thank you. 602 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,001 Hey, do you seriously only have two wine glasses? 603 00:21:18,036 --> 00:21:19,603 - Yeah. I live alone. - Well, you're gonna need 604 00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:21,170 to get some more, 'cause there's a lot of us here. 605 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:22,639 Thank you for doing this, man. 606 00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:24,574 Of course. We'll be here every week. 607 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:27,343 Rosa, I broke both your wine glasses and your fridge door 608 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,578 and your bathroom. 609 00:21:28,614 --> 00:21:31,047 Every single week!