1 00:00:05,156 --> 00:00:06,589 This installation is composed 2 00:00:06,624 --> 00:00:09,513 of Constantine's accounts of the first Punic War 3 00:00:09,548 --> 00:00:12,576 - in the year 264... - Ah, yes the first pubic war, 4 00:00:12,611 --> 00:00:14,412 the sexiest of all wars. 5 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,314 Hi, Dr. Albrin Einstibe. 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,028 I have an urgent question for you about Ancient Greece. 7 00:00:19,063 --> 00:00:21,218 - Shall we walk? - Of course, Doctor... 8 00:00:21,253 --> 00:00:22,553 I feel like you said Einstibe? 9 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:23,988 Yes, that's correct, it's a family name. 10 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,623 - What is going on? - Captain Holt sent me. 11 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,358 Just follow my lead. Your theory is wrong. 12 00:00:27,393 --> 00:00:29,860 The Greeks did not climb out of the Trojan Horse's butt. 13 00:00:29,895 --> 00:00:31,796 - Put this on. - A rose shearing hat, at work? 14 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,764 - People will think I'm demented. - Just put it on. 15 00:00:33,799 --> 00:00:36,233 - Kevin, Dr. Einstibe. - Ah, professor McGonagall. 16 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:38,416 - Why is Boyle dressed as me? - Shh! 17 00:00:38,451 --> 00:00:39,652 - Get in. - But this cart is... 18 00:00:39,687 --> 00:00:40,906 Get in! 19 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:47,534 - Professor. - Student. 20 00:01:02,976 --> 00:01:04,943 Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt. 21 00:01:04,978 --> 00:01:07,088 We need to get you to safety. Your life is in danger. 22 00:01:21,865 --> 00:01:25,865 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 00:01:29,333 Okay, so we've secured Captain Holt's husband. 24 00:01:29,368 --> 00:01:30,855 Let's discuss how to proceed. 25 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:33,491 So what you're saying is, we need to talk about Kevin. 26 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,794 I have no regrets! 27 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,897 Kevin is currently at the safe house with Captain Holt. 28 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,082 How long will he have to stay there? 29 00:01:39,117 --> 00:01:40,858 My friend in the Organized Crime division 30 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,266 says they've been building a case 31 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,468 against Seamus Murphy for years, and they're close. 32 00:01:44,503 --> 00:01:46,437 They think they'll move on him in the next month or two. 33 00:01:46,472 --> 00:01:48,439 So you're saying, Kevin can wait? 34 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,876 You know what, you people are insane. That was gold. 35 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:54,645 Okay, two months in a safe house... that's not impossible. 36 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,354 It's nothing. I once stayed in my apartment for 3 1/2 months straight. 37 00:01:57,389 --> 00:01:59,979 - Was that after they cancelled "Bunheads"? - Why would you bring that up? 38 00:02:00,014 --> 00:02:02,286 I don't understand. Why can't we just put Kevin into WITSEC? 39 00:02:02,321 --> 00:02:03,888 The Murphys have killed three witnesses 40 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,923 in federal protection. Captain doesn't wanna risk it. 41 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:07,591 We'll take shifts staying with Kevin. 42 00:02:07,626 --> 00:02:09,593 No, it should just be me. 43 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:11,361 Look, it's my fault that Murphy's after Kevin. 44 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:13,898 Captain Holt bailed me out, and now it's my turn to bail him out. 45 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,699 Plus we've got this whole tit for tat thing going, 46 00:02:15,734 --> 00:02:17,468 and it's my time to tit. It's my tit turn. 47 00:02:17,503 --> 00:02:19,270 My time to tit is today, Terry. 48 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,838 You're gonna stay locked up in a safe house, 49 00:02:20,873 --> 00:02:22,673 away from us for two months? That's going to be brutal. 50 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,942 - You just said it was nothing. - Brutal for me, Gina. 51 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:26,811 Relax, I'm still going to be able 52 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,345 to text and chat with everyone. It's not like I'm being 53 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,815 totally shut off from the outside world. 54 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,583 Say good-bye to the outside world. 55 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:34,251 You're in the safe house now, so I'll need your phone. 56 00:02:34,286 --> 00:02:36,387 - Why? - Internet, cellular signals. 57 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:38,389 - They're too easy to trace. - Seriously, no phone? 58 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:39,857 What am I supposed to do to pass the time? 59 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:41,658 You could learn a foreign language. 60 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,494 Go to hell. 61 00:02:43,529 --> 00:02:45,229 The "no internet rule" was a shock to me as well. 62 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:46,597 I was hoping to salvage this time 63 00:02:46,632 --> 00:02:47,879 to do research on my new book. 64 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:50,030 But apparently that will not be possible. 65 00:02:50,065 --> 00:02:51,434 I'm sorry, it's for your own safety. 66 00:02:51,469 --> 00:02:53,671 Here, Peralta, let me give you a tour of the safe house. 67 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,506 This is the living room. 68 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:56,941 - Oh. - Stop! 69 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,742 You're entering the zone of visibility. 70 00:02:58,777 --> 00:03:00,444 Someone could see you through the windows. 71 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:01,879 Why don't we just close the blinds? 72 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:03,781 At mid-day? That's far too suspicious. 73 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,716 Blinds will only be closed at night. 74 00:03:05,751 --> 00:03:08,552 If you must go into the living room, crawl on your belly. 75 00:03:08,587 --> 00:03:09,603 Observe. 76 00:03:11,757 --> 00:03:13,691 Seems a little extreme. 77 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:15,760 You're right, it's extreme of me to try 78 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,104 to prevent my husband from being shot in the face. 79 00:03:18,139 --> 00:03:19,830 I'm over-doing it. Kevin, come in here. 80 00:03:19,865 --> 00:03:21,532 - Take your bullet. - No, fine. 81 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,501 - We'll stay on our bellies. - Thank you. 82 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,669 This is one of several designated areas 83 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:27,338 where you can stand upright during the day. 84 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,640 You can move about freely in this square. 85 00:03:29,675 --> 00:03:32,543 Wow, so we have all this room to work in? 86 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:34,712 Your hand can be seen from the living room window. 87 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,413 - You just killed Kevin. - Raymond... 88 00:03:36,448 --> 00:03:37,815 I can't hear you, Kevin. You're dead. 89 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,416 He bled out in your lap. 90 00:03:39,451 --> 00:03:40,985 How will you break the news to me? Let's see. 91 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,786 - We don't have to do this. - Ah, Detective Peralta, 92 00:03:42,821 --> 00:03:44,321 how are things going with Kevin, 93 00:03:44,356 --> 00:03:45,251 the love of my life? 94 00:03:45,286 --> 00:03:47,239 Wait, why are you here at this late hour? 95 00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:48,325 And whose blood is that? 96 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,727 - Okay, I get it. - It's Kevin's? 97 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:51,695 This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. 98 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,741 And I've killed myself. 99 00:03:53,999 --> 00:03:55,533 Cool, well, I can see this is 100 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,934 gonna be a fun couple of months. 101 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,770 - _ - Okay, we can't stream anything, 102 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,706 but I brought my DVD collection. 103 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,376 - Do you like Nic Cage movies? - I don't know who that is. 104 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,479 Only the greatest and most compelling actor of all time. 105 00:04:05,514 --> 00:04:07,114 What are his movies like? Describe them. 106 00:04:07,149 --> 00:04:08,884 Okay, well, one of them is 107 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:11,721 the FBI has developed face-swapping technology. 108 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:13,019 Not interested. 109 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:15,596 - There's a whole plane full of convicts. - Nope. 110 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,921 On the back of the original 111 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,189 Declaration of Independence, there's a hidden treasure map! 112 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:20,758 - Stop. - But that's the smartest one! 113 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:21,729 _ 114 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:23,527 Oh my God, I'm so glad Captain Holt finally agreed 115 00:04:23,562 --> 00:04:25,396 to let you come visit. I missed you so much. 116 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,651 Me too. 117 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:31,068 Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy? 118 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:34,872 Just pretend I'm not here. God knows I am. 119 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:35,783 _ 120 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,857 Okay, I think you're actually going to like this one. 121 00:04:37,892 --> 00:04:39,093 Nic Cage is a chemist... 122 00:04:39,128 --> 00:04:40,444 Interesting, keep going. 123 00:04:40,479 --> 00:04:41,812 Who has to break into Alcatraz... 124 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:43,168 Absolutely not! 125 00:04:46,585 --> 00:04:48,118 Are there no other actors? 126 00:04:49,688 --> 00:04:51,270 It's Captain Holt. 127 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:55,102 - Hello, Captain. - And... you're both dead. 128 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,261 You didn't ask for the password. 129 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:59,263 What if I were an assassin 130 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:01,832 wearing a hyper-realistic latex mask? 131 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:04,301 Or perhaps you employed "Face/Off" technology. 132 00:05:04,336 --> 00:05:05,436 - What? - I broke down 133 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,471 and watched one of Peralta's action films. 134 00:05:07,506 --> 00:05:09,053 I'm lying, I watched them all, 135 00:05:09,088 --> 00:05:10,341 including one wherein a man's head 136 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,642 turns into a flaming skull. 137 00:05:11,677 --> 00:05:13,491 "Ghost Rider", and "Ghost Rider 2." 138 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:14,511 Both master-pie. 139 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:15,879 Yes, I need your help, Raymond. 140 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:17,715 Luckily, I come bearing good news. 141 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,750 My friend in the Organized Crime unit 142 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,752 tells me that they're moving against Murphy tonight. 143 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:23,420 - Oh, my God, really? - You're serious? 144 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:25,189 You mean to say this could be ending? 145 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:26,757 Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening. 146 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,792 Call everyone, we'll get a live feed of the raid 147 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:30,527 and have a viewing party. 148 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:32,896 "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, 149 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:34,598 'cause this boy's comin' home." 150 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:35,683 "Con Air". 151 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:37,434 What have I become? 152 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:39,203 Oh, yes, people. 153 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,838 Actual real people that aren't Kevin. 154 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,873 - Hi, I want to touch you. - Babe, you're being weird. 155 00:05:42,908 --> 00:05:44,675 Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human. 156 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,210 - Yeah. - Oh, Charles! 157 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:47,745 - Ah. - I need to hear your voice, 158 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:48,979 Tell me what I've been missing at the nine-nine. 159 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:50,447 Ooh, Terry's grandma got really sick 160 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:52,216 and had to spend a month in the hospital. 161 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:53,984 Oh... that's sad. 162 00:05:54,019 --> 00:05:56,453 I more meant like funny work anecdotes. 163 00:05:56,488 --> 00:05:57,788 Ah, Scully sat on a cherry pie 164 00:05:57,823 --> 00:05:59,289 and he didn't notice for six hours. 165 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:00,991 The tin stayed on the whole time. 166 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:02,793 Now we're talking. Did you take a picture? 167 00:06:02,828 --> 00:06:03,961 Honestly, I didn't see it. 168 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,396 I was at Terry's grandma's funeral. 169 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:06,960 - Come on. - Everyone, quiet down. 170 00:06:06,995 --> 00:06:09,700 The feed is live and the raid begins in T-minus 60 seconds. 171 00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:11,335 In one minute, Kevin and I will finally be able 172 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,170 to leave this awful place. 173 00:06:13,205 --> 00:06:14,838 And yet we'll never be free of the nightmares. 174 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:16,640 No, those shall haunt us for always. 175 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:18,509 Whoa, things got really intense in here, huh? 176 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,277 Oh, yeah, it got dark. This place is a hell-mouth. 177 00:06:20,312 --> 00:06:21,779 - Cool. - Shh! They're about to move. 178 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,480 - Bravo team, stand by. - I love this. 179 00:06:23,515 --> 00:06:24,882 I feel like Ellen watching her producers 180 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,417 go through a haunted house. 181 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,039 - Breach, breach! - They're in. 182 00:06:28,074 --> 00:06:30,254 - There's nobody here. - Uh-oh, the house is empty! 183 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:32,189 No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's Seamus? 184 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:33,457 I don't understand, what's happening? 185 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:35,028 Someone must have tipped them off. 186 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:37,132 The raid is a bust, and Murphy's still at large. 187 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,250 So what you're saying is... 188 00:06:38,285 --> 00:06:40,380 Everyone on the ground, immediately! 189 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,766 Oh no, I sat in another pie. 190 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:44,201 Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie 191 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:46,299 when we can enjoy it, Scully. 192 00:06:46,721 --> 00:06:48,289 Organized Crime is hunting for Murphy, 193 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,312 but we can't just sit back and hope they find him. 194 00:06:50,347 --> 00:06:51,832 Diaz, where are you with your CI? 195 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:53,734 They said Seamus' girlfriend Nikki works 196 00:06:53,769 --> 00:06:56,460 - in a hair salon in Bay Ridge. - Nice, classic mistress job. 197 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:58,141 Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser! 198 00:06:58,176 --> 00:06:59,757 And you cheated on your ex-wife with her. 199 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:01,198 Checkmate. Well played. 200 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:02,779 Okay, Nikki won't talk to cops. 201 00:07:02,814 --> 00:07:04,273 So we've got to send someone in as a customer. 202 00:07:04,308 --> 00:07:05,757 Get her to open up, start gossiping. 203 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,881 Send me. I'm a gossip surgeon. 204 00:07:07,916 --> 00:07:09,247 I can get anything out of anyone. 205 00:07:09,282 --> 00:07:11,150 You can't go undercover, you're not a cop. 206 00:07:11,185 --> 00:07:14,197 How am I not a cop, Terry? 'Cause I don't have a badge? 207 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:16,956 - Being a cop is a state of mind. - It's definitely not. 208 00:07:16,991 --> 00:07:18,196 Diaz, the mission is yours. 209 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:20,565 Great. I love strangers touching my head. 210 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,544 Sorry, you don't have a choice. Dismissed! 211 00:07:22,579 --> 00:07:24,580 Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too. 212 00:07:24,615 --> 00:07:26,549 I found the place that provides shredding services 213 00:07:26,584 --> 00:07:28,885 for Murphy's companies. I subpoenaed those shreds. 214 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,221 We can piece them together. 215 00:07:30,256 --> 00:07:32,190 Smart. How many shreds are we talking? 216 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:33,258 A few. 217 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:34,563 Oh, crap. 218 00:07:35,112 --> 00:07:36,994 According to Organized Crime, 219 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,997 Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads. 220 00:07:39,032 --> 00:07:40,500 Oh, that's great. If he's on the run, 221 00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:41,737 he probably won't be worrying about Kevin. 222 00:07:41,772 --> 00:07:43,998 And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks, 223 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:45,867 you probably won't be eaten. 224 00:07:45,902 --> 00:07:48,196 Said the half-eaten chum-covered swimmer. 225 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:50,323 While Murphy is at large, he's still a threat. 226 00:07:50,358 --> 00:07:52,291 So I'm going to be stuck here forever, 227 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:53,539 following these over-the-top security precautions? 228 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,552 - No. - Thank God. 229 00:07:54,587 --> 00:07:56,175 The security procedures are about to become 230 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,346 much more over-the-top. 231 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:59,909 Say good-bye to your one hour of open window time. 232 00:07:59,944 --> 00:08:02,879 But sir, the stench. It needs some way to escape. 233 00:08:02,914 --> 00:08:04,637 I already feel as though I'm trapped inside of... 234 00:08:04,672 --> 00:08:05,972 What are those things you're always eating? 235 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,474 - Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? - No. No. 236 00:08:07,509 --> 00:08:08,841 - Pizza poppers? Pizzaritos? - No. No. 237 00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:10,209 - Pizza pockets? - That's it. 238 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:11,877 How much longer will I be forced to live 239 00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:13,779 - inside this pizza pocket? - Look, I could tell you 240 00:08:13,814 --> 00:08:14,980 that it'll just be a few more weeks, 241 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:16,415 but you don't want me to lie to you. 242 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:18,351 Raymond, I beg of you. Give me two hours 243 00:08:18,386 --> 00:08:20,152 at the library to work on my book... just two hours. 244 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:21,559 It will make all the difference. 245 00:08:21,594 --> 00:08:22,959 Yeah, I could go with him, keep him safe. 246 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:25,462 No library. Seamus' men could be lurking in the stacks. 247 00:08:25,497 --> 00:08:27,665 - I find that unlikely. - I understand, but I disagree. 248 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,835 Well then, we are in disagreement. 249 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:31,598 You'll have to excuse me. 250 00:08:35,947 --> 00:08:38,115 I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight. 251 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,051 - Oh, was that a fight? - Are you kidding? 252 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:43,100 He said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me." 253 00:08:43,885 --> 00:08:46,203 Might as well have spit in my face. 254 00:08:46,479 --> 00:08:48,172 _ 255 00:08:48,207 --> 00:08:50,383 Okay, first of all, Rosa, you look amazing. 256 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:52,752 Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon 257 00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:54,186 with Nikki, for you, under the name 258 00:08:54,221 --> 00:08:56,322 Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada. 259 00:08:56,357 --> 00:08:57,834 - I had fun with the name. - Clearly. 260 00:08:57,869 --> 00:08:58,692 Here's the plan. 261 00:08:58,727 --> 00:09:01,710 Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life. 262 00:09:01,745 --> 00:09:03,697 Then, Nikki opens up about hers. 263 00:09:03,732 --> 00:09:05,458 Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping. 264 00:09:05,493 --> 00:09:07,493 Which is why I brought along a specialist. 265 00:09:07,968 --> 00:09:10,803 Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories. 266 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:13,786 I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana. 267 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,589 Just be warned... Dana real sloppy. 268 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,779 So, Nikki, I always wanted to get my hair cut here. 269 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:21,247 Everyone says you're the best. 270 00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:24,952 Oh, my God, I love your earrings. 271 00:09:24,987 --> 00:09:27,788 Where did you get those hoops? 272 00:09:27,823 --> 00:09:29,503 Mmm, I don't know. 273 00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:31,772 Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed. 274 00:09:31,807 --> 00:09:35,667 Don't worry angel, Gina's got this, crackety-crack. 275 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:39,432 Rosa, repeat after me and don't change a thing. 276 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:42,225 Can I tell you the craziest story? 277 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:44,370 One time I was like so drunk... 278 00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:46,238 And this meathead comes up to me. 279 00:09:46,273 --> 00:09:48,140 And his body is hot, but his face is like okay. 280 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:50,042 So I'm like, what? 281 00:09:50,077 --> 00:09:52,812 And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you 282 00:09:52,847 --> 00:09:55,214 just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas. 283 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:56,882 Take me to the Bahamas first 284 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:58,647 and then we'll see what happens, okay? 285 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:02,054 I was only with him because he drove a Jaguar. 286 00:10:02,089 --> 00:10:03,456 Turns out it was a Mercury 287 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:05,357 with a Thundercat taped to the hood. 288 00:10:05,392 --> 00:10:07,731 And that relationship lasted for three months. 289 00:10:07,766 --> 00:10:10,379 I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart 290 00:10:10,414 --> 00:10:11,950 when he went to prison for life. 291 00:10:12,264 --> 00:10:13,447 I hear that. 292 00:10:14,711 --> 00:10:17,613 The guy I'm seeing is into some shady stuff. 293 00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:18,806 Right? 294 00:10:18,841 --> 00:10:21,409 There it is, the breakthrough. Follow up, follow up! 295 00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:22,965 So, how'd you guys meet? 296 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,020 That's a funny story, for next time. 297 00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:28,314 You're all done, and you look hot, girl. 298 00:10:28,349 --> 00:10:29,537 No, no, she was opening up. 299 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:31,539 Rosa, figure out a way to stay in that chair. 300 00:10:31,984 --> 00:10:34,936 Hey, Nikki, I was just wondering. 301 00:10:34,971 --> 00:10:36,657 How do you think I would look... 302 00:10:37,717 --> 00:10:39,083 as a blonde? 303 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,393 Like a Danielle Steele novel. 304 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:45,432 Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe. 305 00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:48,086 Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot. 306 00:10:48,435 --> 00:10:49,869 That happens when you leave an orange 307 00:10:49,904 --> 00:10:51,337 sitting around for too long 308 00:10:51,372 --> 00:10:53,405 and refuse to even let that orange go to a library 309 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,407 for two hours so it can feel like a real orange again. 310 00:10:55,442 --> 00:10:57,371 You know what really causes an orange to go bad? 311 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,088 Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet 312 00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,457 does to an orange? 313 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:02,298 I shot a watermelon once. 314 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,217 It's exactly what you want it to be. 315 00:11:05,252 --> 00:11:07,253 - I miss Amy. - You think I enjoy doing this? 316 00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:09,021 I assure you, I do not. 317 00:11:09,056 --> 00:11:10,643 I'm simply trying to keep my husband alive. 318 00:11:10,678 --> 00:11:13,080 Well, you may not have a husband when all of this is over. 319 00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:14,715 You're not going to die, Kevin. 320 00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:16,398 That's not what I meant. 321 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,669 I'm leaving. This is an absurd conversation, 322 00:11:21,704 --> 00:11:23,212 and you're being ridiculous. 323 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:32,278 You know what, screw this. We need a break. 324 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,446 I'm a cop, I can protect us. We're going to the library. 325 00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:36,597 These two oranges are stepping out. 326 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,484 Oh, damn it, peeling out. It was right there! 327 00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:42,317 Okay, Captain Holt has back-to-back meetings 328 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,753 at One Police Plaza today, 329 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,087 which means we have a four-hour window 330 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,911 before he checks on any of the security feeds. 331 00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:48,922 But going out into public is a huge risk, 332 00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:51,392 so maybe let's go over some self-defense techniques. 333 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:56,005 Usually, you warn somebody before you do that. 334 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,075 Raymond told me that the element of surprise was crucial. 335 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,379 Cool. 336 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,816 So he's a great teacher. But I will say this. 337 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,109 If you're going to do a throat punch, 338 00:12:03,144 --> 00:12:06,549 it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that." 339 00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:09,099 But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. 340 00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:10,325 Ooh, how about, 341 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,210 "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture." 342 00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:14,780 Okay, yeah, that's very informative 343 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:16,180 and quite polite. 344 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:18,396 But maybe add a "dirtbag" on the end? 345 00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:20,013 But a dirtbag is a useful part of a vacuum. 346 00:12:20,048 --> 00:12:21,672 I don't see how it's an insult. 347 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,990 All right, you know, puncher's choice. 348 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:24,973 Moving on, we're going to need disguises. 349 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,957 And since we're going to a public library, 350 00:12:26,992 --> 00:12:28,195 the best way to fit in is as... 351 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,864 - Scholars. - Weird perverts. 352 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,820 Yes, weird perverts is far better. 353 00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:32,866 Far better. 354 00:12:45,742 --> 00:12:48,630 What is the bandwidth on the wifi here? 355 00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:51,533 We have much content to stream. 356 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,523 Bam! Solid match. Okay, I've got three words. 357 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,589 I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he". 358 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,689 Now, the "he" could be a part of a "the" 359 00:13:01,725 --> 00:13:03,687 or the end of "Apache." 360 00:13:03,773 --> 00:13:06,665 I don't know why, but I'm getting a strong "Apache" vibe. 361 00:13:06,814 --> 00:13:08,969 Amy? Amy? 362 00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:11,703 - Amy, where'd you go? - Down here. 363 00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:14,450 I let the pile take me. 364 00:13:14,568 --> 00:13:15,975 I don't know what I was thinking. 365 00:13:16,141 --> 00:13:17,440 We've been at it for two hours 366 00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:19,376 and all we've got is three words. 367 00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:21,913 Really two. Terry's just fooling himself. 368 00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:23,826 "Apache's" a long shot at best. 369 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,719 Ooh, are you guys building a nap nest? 370 00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,188 - Mind if we burrow? - No! 371 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,489 We're piecing together shredded documents 372 00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:30,725 - to find Seamus Murphy. - Can I help? 373 00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,260 I'm really good at jigsaw puzzles. I do them all the time. 374 00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,658 It's why my wrist muscles are so defined. 375 00:13:35,694 --> 00:13:37,811 No offense, Scully, but you can't be good or bad 376 00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:39,113 at jigsaw puzzles. 377 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:41,201 It's just putting shapes together. 378 00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:44,434 There's no strategy or reasoning, or logic... 379 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,340 Look, I got half a page! 380 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:49,493 He is the one. 381 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,747 This is great. There's nobody here. 382 00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,574 Everyone cleared out as soon as we got here. 383 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:56,014 Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us. 384 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:59,552 I can feel your heat. 385 00:14:01,223 --> 00:14:03,557 Ooh! No offense, but it feels so good to breathe air 386 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,225 that didn't come out of your mouth. 387 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,413 - None taken. - Ooh, I know you're working, 388 00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:09,329 but you should probably put something on your screen perverted 389 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:11,065 in case someone comes in 390 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,966 like a lady in high heels stepping on a businessman. 391 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,368 Sorry, yes, I meant to do that. 392 00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,069 I've just gotten so wrapped up in my research. 393 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,705 I've been reading the most thrilling footnote. 394 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:22,323 - What was that? - I don't know. 395 00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:23,911 But don't worry... 396 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:26,852 I'll creep them right the hell out of here. 397 00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:31,538 Hello... who's sneaking around back here? 398 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,069 Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin. 399 00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:34,235 Oh, thank God, it's just you. 400 00:14:34,271 --> 00:14:35,862 Wait, no, this is bad in a different way. 401 00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:37,024 What are you doing? 402 00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:38,492 You brought my husband to a public place? 403 00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,911 He's undercover. We're perverts, see? 404 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,380 You're not fooling anyone. 405 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,730 Kevin's zipper is up, for God's sake. 406 00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:46,500 Wait, I'm confused... how did you even know we were here? 407 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,712 Oh, my God, you sewed a tracker into my neck, didn't you? 408 00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:51,141 Don't be stupid. 409 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:53,214 The trackers are in your shoes, underwear, and wallet. 410 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,614 I also braided one into your hair. 411 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:55,732 In my tangle? 412 00:14:55,768 --> 00:14:57,957 You put my husband at risk, and for what? 413 00:14:57,993 --> 00:14:59,571 Because you felt a little cooped up? 414 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,556 That's not it. 415 00:15:00,592 --> 00:15:03,183 - You could have cost him his life. - What life, Raymond? 416 00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:05,748 I spend every day lying on the floor of that house 417 00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:08,372 talking with Jake about popular culture. 418 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,718 Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond? 419 00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:12,226 Be-cause-I-do. 420 00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:14,061 Enough. We have to get back to the safe house immediately. 421 00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:17,166 Let's go. And if you're gonna be a pervert, Kevin, 422 00:15:17,202 --> 00:15:18,635 adjust yourself as you walk. 423 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,634 Move some quarters around in your pocket. 424 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,206 So I used to see my boyfriend on Friday nights 425 00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:24,717 after his wife went to bed, 426 00:15:24,753 --> 00:15:26,818 but then he left town a couple of weeks ago. 427 00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:28,675 You're all done here, gorgeous. 428 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,412 Ahhhh-ha-ha, I love it! 429 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,181 But finish what you were saying. 430 00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:35,582 Where'd your boyfriend run off to? 431 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,352 Oh, that's a story for next time. 432 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:40,088 Rosa, we're so close, you can't leave. 433 00:15:40,124 --> 00:15:43,064 Tell her you want a perm. I want a perm. 434 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,467 A big ol' perm. 435 00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:45,993 Great idea. 436 00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:50,964 _ 437 00:15:52,898 --> 00:15:57,169 _ 438 00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:03,310 _ 439 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,181 _ 440 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:17,673 _ 441 00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:25,111 _ 442 00:16:27,631 --> 00:16:29,948 _ 443 00:16:29,984 --> 00:16:33,065 _ 444 00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:47,220 Go, go, go! 445 00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:51,317 Take a seat. 446 00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:57,872 I can't believe someone took Raymond. 447 00:16:57,908 --> 00:16:59,165 He had a gun, Jake. 448 00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:00,640 It'll be okay. We're gonna get him back. 449 00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:02,436 Let me just call the nine-nine. 450 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:06,139 Hey, Rosa, do you guys have any idea where Seamus Murphy is? 451 00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:07,407 We have a huge problem. 452 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,176 Yeah, we all have huge problems. 453 00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:11,346 You kinda look like Phil Spector when he was on trial. 454 00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:13,449 Guys, focus up. Have you found anything? 455 00:17:13,485 --> 00:17:15,331 One of Murphy's guys just took Holt. 456 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,167 Oh, no. We did get something from Nikki. 457 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,203 Apparently, Seamus has been staying up 458 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,204 - in Rhinebeck, New York. - Rhinebeck? 459 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,274 Scully, where's that piece of junk mail 460 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,541 with the Rhinebeck address? 461 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,977 - Scully, surface! - Yes, Sarge? 462 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,146 - Rhinebeck letter. - One sec. 463 00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:36,972 - 8221 Oak Ridge Parkway. - Copy that. 464 00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:38,808 All right, we're going to commandeer a car, 465 00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:40,282 and then we're going to drive to Rhinebeck. 466 00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:43,291 No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear. 467 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:46,562 Ow, owie, owie, owie, it stings, ow! 468 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,481 Oh, ho, ho. Follow me. 469 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,537 Hello, Raymond. 470 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,139 So Seamus, are you going to kill me? 471 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,241 No, don't be stupid, nothing like that. 472 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,779 I'm just going to find your husband, 473 00:17:58,815 --> 00:18:00,348 bring him here, slit his throat in front of you, 474 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:03,449 then, after you watch him suffer, kill you too. 475 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,826 - There it is... 8221. - All right, let's go. 476 00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,395 What? No, you're not coming in. 477 00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:11,784 It's way too dangerous for a civilian. 478 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,090 You're driving back to the safe house 479 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,658 and watching another Nic Cage movie. 480 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,593 You still haven't seen "Gone in 60 Seconds." 481 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,529 His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry. 482 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,098 No, I'm not abandoning my husband. I love him. 483 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,200 Yeah, I love him too. Everybody loves Raymond. 484 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,035 - Don't. - I think that's pretty funny! 485 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,237 - No. - It doesn't matter. 486 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,862 You got to go. Get the hell out of here, I got this. 487 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:40,892 Sir! 488 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,354 Hey there. 489 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,426 - Where is Kevin? - Don't worry, he's safe. 490 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,529 Look, Captain, I just want to say that I'm sorry. 491 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,264 You should be. 492 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:56,312 You should have abided by my security rules. 493 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,202 You're right. But I want you to know, 494 00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,436 I didn't take Kevin to the library 495 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,505 because I was stir-crazy. 496 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,575 It was because I didn't want you guys to get divorced. 497 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:05,813 How is that any concern of yours? 498 00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:07,210 I don't know, I just... 499 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,713 I've been around so many failed marriages in my life. 500 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,116 You know, first my mom and my dad, 501 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,985 then Charles and Eleanor, Hitchcock and Brandi, 502 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,021 Hitchcock and Francine, Hitchcock and Brandi again, 503 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,224 - Hitchcock and Madison... - Madison wasn't his daughter? 504 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,992 But he dropped her off at college last fall. 505 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,228 I know, it was really gross. But the point is, 506 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,776 I just couldn't stand to see you two fall apart. 507 00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:29,065 Perhaps I should have been more understanding 508 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,945 of what Kevin was going through. 509 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,752 I may die here tonight, 510 00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:36,407 and his last memory of me will be how miserable I made him. 511 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:40,243 So, Peralta, what do you have to say for yourself? 512 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,678 The whole NYPD knows where you are, 513 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,580 and they're coming for you right now. 514 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,482 Okay, thanks for the tip. 515 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,250 Let's kill them both, get out of here before the cops come. 516 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,008 Wait, no, no, no, I was lying about the back-up. 517 00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:50,678 I came alone... title of my sex tape. 518 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:53,886 Doesn't matter. You're both gonna die now. 519 00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:02,743 Better get some corticosteroids 520 00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,512 to treat that laryngeal fracture. 521 00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:06,403 Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to call him a dirtbag. 522 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,172 And why would you? A dirtbag is a very useful part 523 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,442 of the vacuum cleaner. Clearly, it's a compliment. 524 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,343 Wow, you guys are so perfect for each other. 525 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,612 Oh, my garsh! 526 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,794 It's all the same. Nothing has changed. 527 00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:21,828 - Except for that. - This perm saved your life. 528 00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,387 And I thank it for its service. 529 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,256 Hello, Captain. Hello, Kevin. 530 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,475 So, here's an update on Seamus. 531 00:20:28,511 --> 00:20:30,311 Thanks to our little operation, 532 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:33,540 the FBI was able to roll up his entire organization. 533 00:20:33,576 --> 00:20:34,898 They're saying it's going to be 534 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,493 one of the most significant RICO prosecutions they've ever done. 535 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,048 - Amazing. - It's over now. 536 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:42,105 He can't hurt me or Kevin. Thank you, for titting my tat. 537 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,004 Well, thank you for tatting my tit. 538 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,406 And you know, in a weird way, 539 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:46,606 I'm going to miss our little house. 540 00:20:46,642 --> 00:20:48,011 Yes, and in an even weirder way, 541 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,047 I think I might actually miss you. 542 00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:53,506 And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads. 543 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,552 - That is weirder. - Yeah, I got stuff. 544 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,020 I brought you your box of DVDs. 545 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,892 Oh, thank you. 546 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,276 Oh! Forgot about this one. 547 00:21:01,312 --> 00:21:03,646 We never watched "Captain Corelli's Mandolin." 548 00:21:03,682 --> 00:21:05,362 What the hell did you just say? 549 00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:08,773 - "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? - Say that to my face. 550 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,133 "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? 551 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,535 There was a movie about a mandolin, 552 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,303 and you kept it from me for two months? 553 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,638 Well I didn't think it was any good. 554 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,006 - It's just some period piece. - What? 555 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,241 - Set in Greece. - Oh, my God. 556 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,017 Based on some dumb book. Aah! 557 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,843 Terribly sorry. It has been a very trying time. 558 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,412 Yeah, next thing, you're going to say you'd wished 559 00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:25,715 we had watched "Leaving Las Vegas," 560 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,017 a dark, ponderous reflection on alcoholism 561 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,285 that earned Cage his Oscar. 562 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,088 - Aah! - What? 563 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,722 I told you, the guy's got range! 564 00:21:32,757 --> 00:21:36,757 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com