1 00:00:04,242 --> 00:00:06,050 Peralta, there was a botched B & E 2 00:00:06,085 --> 00:00:07,352 at a jewelry store on Atlantic 3 00:00:07,387 --> 00:00:09,153 that just turned into a hostage situation. 4 00:00:09,188 --> 00:00:10,688 They want you to be the negotiator. 5 00:00:10,723 --> 00:00:13,057 Oh, my God, my prayers have finally been answered. 6 00:00:13,092 --> 00:00:14,259 You prayed for a hostage situation? 7 00:00:14,294 --> 00:00:15,860 Yes, I did. Every single day. 8 00:00:15,895 --> 00:00:17,595 I don't understand. Why isn't ESU handling this? 9 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:20,198 Apparently, the hostage-taker asked for Jake by name. 10 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:21,966 Oh, yes, it's getting even cooler. 11 00:00:22,001 --> 00:00:23,635 Oh, man, I wonder who it is. Ooh! 12 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:25,436 Maybe it's the brother of someone I put away for life. 13 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:27,639 Ooh! Or the identical twin of someone I put away for life. 14 00:00:27,674 --> 00:00:29,407 - Ooh! Or the fraternal twin of... - Jake! 15 00:00:29,442 --> 00:00:30,708 Just get down there! Take Diaz with you. 16 00:00:30,743 --> 00:00:32,343 Yep. Yep, yep, yep. How do I look? 17 00:00:32,378 --> 00:00:33,651 It doesn't matter. Let's go negotiate! 18 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:38,483 Hey, everyone, I'm here. 19 00:00:38,518 --> 00:00:40,618 I'm Jake Peralta, the negotiator. 20 00:00:40,653 --> 00:00:43,121 - Oh, so you're Jake Peralta? - The negotiator, yes. 21 00:00:43,156 --> 00:00:45,323 - Who are you? - Dennis Kole, ESU. 22 00:00:45,358 --> 00:00:47,798 This was my crime scene before you bozos got here. 23 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:49,204 Nice to meet you too, Dennis. 24 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,962 I've spent ten years as a negotiator 25 00:00:50,997 --> 00:00:53,431 and you just took my first hostage situation. 26 00:00:53,466 --> 00:00:55,800 All I've done up till now is talk jumpers off of rooftops. 27 00:00:55,835 --> 00:00:58,069 But that must be satisfying in its own way, right? 28 00:00:58,104 --> 00:01:01,599 Yeah, really satisfying saving a crazy person's life. 29 00:01:01,635 --> 00:01:03,325 Whatever. Here's a little advice. 30 00:01:03,361 --> 00:01:04,809 - I don't like you two. - Not so much advice 31 00:01:04,844 --> 00:01:07,412 as it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction. 32 00:01:07,447 --> 00:01:09,153 He wants to talk to you. 33 00:01:10,342 --> 00:01:13,068 - Get the hell in there. - Ooh, it says "negotiator" on it. 34 00:01:15,922 --> 00:01:17,625 This is Jake Peralta. 35 00:01:18,157 --> 00:01:19,768 I am unarmed 36 00:01:20,226 --> 00:01:22,212 and I'm approaching the building 37 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:34,872 - You wanted to talk to me? - Keep those hands in the air. 38 00:01:34,907 --> 00:01:36,975 And wave 'em like you just don't care. 39 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:38,242 What? 40 00:01:38,277 --> 00:01:39,677 I'm just messing with you, Peralta. 41 00:01:39,712 --> 00:01:41,503 Put your hands down, give me a hug, baby. 42 00:01:41,539 --> 00:01:42,514 Judy! 43 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,284 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 44 00:02:02,902 --> 00:02:04,402 Sergeant, a member of 45 00:02:04,438 --> 00:02:06,180 the Commissioner selection committee is coming in today 46 00:02:06,216 --> 00:02:07,890 to tour the precinct and do some interviews. 47 00:02:07,926 --> 00:02:09,161 Would you mind speaking with her? 48 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,541 Of course. Terry loves answering 49 00:02:10,576 --> 00:02:11,876 the hard questions. 50 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:13,177 Oh, here she is. 51 00:02:13,212 --> 00:02:15,413 I guess you don't have time to take off those ridiculous suspenders. 52 00:02:15,448 --> 00:02:17,148 - What? - Hello, Miss Sumter. 53 00:02:17,183 --> 00:02:18,483 Hello, Captain. 54 00:02:18,518 --> 00:02:19,851 I'm excited to speak to you subordinates 55 00:02:19,886 --> 00:02:21,586 and learn more about your management style. 56 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,654 I thought you could talk to Sergeant Jeffords here. 57 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:25,490 Sergeant? Oh, um... 58 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:27,158 I'd rather not talk to a supervisor. 59 00:02:27,193 --> 00:02:29,327 I was hoping to interview one of your detectives. 60 00:02:29,362 --> 00:02:31,934 Perhaps, um... him? 61 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:33,231 No! 62 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:36,467 - Excuse me? - There was a wasp near me, 63 00:02:36,502 --> 00:02:38,169 which has since disappeared. 64 00:02:38,204 --> 00:02:40,238 You can interview Detective Hitchcock 65 00:02:40,273 --> 00:02:42,821 and I am completely fine with that. 66 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:45,643 I gotta admit, man. 67 00:02:45,678 --> 00:02:47,512 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 68 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:49,213 - Why you being so weird. - Oh, I don't know. 69 00:02:49,248 --> 00:02:51,649 I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm probably tired from that. 70 00:02:51,684 --> 00:02:53,418 Oh, and also, this is a hostage situation! 71 00:02:53,453 --> 00:02:56,421 Wow! It's like that. 72 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:58,189 Yes, it's like that. What the hell? 73 00:02:58,224 --> 00:02:59,657 - I thought you went straight? - I did. 74 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,225 I'm a high-end car broker now. 75 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:03,772 I procure luxury vehicles for the rich and famous 76 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:04,915 and I do it legally. 77 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,130 Last week I dropped off a Bugatti 78 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:07,632 to the kid with the lisp from "Stranger Things." 79 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,500 You met Dustin? Was he cool? 80 00:03:09,535 --> 00:03:11,180 Do him and the rest of the gang hang out in real life? 81 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:12,503 You know what? No. We are not chatting right now. 82 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:13,771 You have three hostages. 83 00:03:13,806 --> 00:03:15,373 You mean Pam and the two Bobs? 84 00:03:15,408 --> 00:03:17,108 They not hostages. I prefer to call them 85 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:18,643 "collateral friendships." 86 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:20,511 I gave 'em each 500 bucks out of my own pocket. 87 00:03:20,546 --> 00:03:22,613 - Thanks again, Doug. - You the man, Doug. 88 00:03:22,648 --> 00:03:24,682 Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage. 89 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:26,217 Pam hasn't come around on me yet. 90 00:03:26,252 --> 00:03:27,919 Tell her I'm a nice person, Jake. 91 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:29,654 I'm sorry. Officer, are you friends with this criminal? 92 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:31,489 - No, not really. - Absolutely, best friends. 93 00:03:31,524 --> 00:03:32,990 It's a layered relationship, Pam. 94 00:03:33,025 --> 00:03:35,292 - Best friends. - Judy, get over here. 95 00:03:36,562 --> 00:03:38,596 - What is going on, man? - This isn't my fault. 96 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:41,566 Two years ago before I went straight, I stole a car from a drug dealer. 97 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:43,968 - Martin Halloway. - Oh, no, Judy, he's a bad guy. 98 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,703 I know. When I realized it was his car, 99 00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:47,238 I torched it along with the drugs 100 00:03:47,273 --> 00:03:49,073 that were in the trunk that I didn't know about. 101 00:03:49,108 --> 00:03:50,541 Oh, no, Judy. Trunk drugs? 102 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:51,843 Millions of dollars of them. 103 00:03:51,878 --> 00:03:53,644 Halloway just found out it was me. 104 00:03:53,679 --> 00:03:55,646 Said I had to do a job for him to pay off my debt. 105 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:56,914 But did you tell him you went straight? 106 00:03:56,949 --> 00:03:58,549 - Did you tell him about Dustin? - I did. 107 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:00,351 He said he doesn't watch "Stranger Things." 108 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:02,153 - Oh, this guy is the worst. - I know. 109 00:04:02,188 --> 00:04:04,288 He said he's gonna kill my mom if I don't do this job. 110 00:04:04,323 --> 00:04:05,590 He can't do that. I love your mom. 111 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,491 So do I. That's why I'm here 112 00:04:07,527 --> 00:04:09,393 stealing this big ole bag of diamonds. 113 00:04:09,428 --> 00:04:11,429 Jake, you know how dangerous this dude can be. 114 00:04:11,464 --> 00:04:13,765 I need you to help me save my mama. 115 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:15,760 - Help you how? - Easy. 116 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,296 I got a plan that's good for everyone. 117 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:18,703 All I need is for you to... 118 00:04:18,738 --> 00:04:20,838 Let him go so he can arrange a drop with Halloway. 119 00:04:20,873 --> 00:04:22,707 We arrest Halloway, save Judy's mom, 120 00:04:22,742 --> 00:04:25,576 and Judy turns himself in, and why is that amazing, Rosa? 121 00:04:25,611 --> 00:04:27,478 - Halloway's a huge crime boss. - And what else? 122 00:04:27,513 --> 00:04:29,184 NYPD's been trying to get Halloway for years. 123 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:30,249 - And? - That's it. 124 00:04:30,285 --> 00:04:31,682 Yeah, it is. So, since we all agree, 125 00:04:31,717 --> 00:04:33,117 I'll go tell Judy that the plan is on. 126 00:04:33,152 --> 00:04:35,486 We don't all agree. He's trapped and desperate. 127 00:04:35,521 --> 00:04:37,155 Everything he told you is a lie. 128 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:39,724 - Why do you say he's lying? - That's all negotiating is. 129 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,659 Two liars lying to each other 130 00:04:41,694 --> 00:04:43,961 until one liar stands too close to the window 131 00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:45,129 and gets shot in the head. 132 00:04:45,164 --> 00:04:46,998 That can't be all negotiating is. 133 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,666 It absolutely is. Now, get in there 134 00:04:48,701 --> 00:04:50,701 and coax him to a window. Snipers to one. 135 00:04:50,736 --> 00:04:52,136 The window plan is on. I repeat. 136 00:04:52,171 --> 00:04:53,871 - The window plan is on. - No, no, no, no, no! 137 00:04:53,906 --> 00:04:55,806 Snipers to zero. Snipers take a nap. 138 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:57,975 The nap plan is on. It's nap time, snipers. 139 00:04:59,445 --> 00:05:01,245 Amy, Gina, you came! 140 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,181 You think I'd miss opening day of your food truck? 141 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:05,716 - I'm your biggest fan. - Also your biggest investor. 142 00:05:05,751 --> 00:05:07,818 She was freaking out she was gonna lose a ton of money. 143 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:09,387 I told you that in confidence. 144 00:05:09,422 --> 00:05:10,888 We don't have that kind of relationship. 145 00:05:10,923 --> 00:05:12,990 Well, don't worry. I'm feeling good. 146 00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:14,792 "The One Thing" truck is ready to serve. 147 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:16,093 - "The One Thing"? - Yeah. 148 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:17,361 We only serve one thing: 149 00:05:17,396 --> 00:05:19,397 the perfect meatball sandwich... 150 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:21,499 made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to. 151 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:23,401 I can't believe this is finally happening. 152 00:05:25,948 --> 00:05:28,115 - Ahh! - Uh, Charles? 153 00:05:28,151 --> 00:05:30,007 Sorry, I'm a bit stressed. Jason and Jeff, 154 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:31,749 the guys I hired to work the truck, 155 00:05:31,785 --> 00:05:33,527 called in sick so I'm all alone. 156 00:05:33,563 --> 00:05:34,996 What a fun opportunity. 157 00:05:35,032 --> 00:05:37,035 Okay, Boyle, stop freaking out. 158 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,997 I have the day off. I can step in and help. 159 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:41,880 Yeah, me too. I'm not off, but I come and go as I please. 160 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:44,064 It's part of my charm. I'm like an outdoor cat. 161 00:05:45,391 --> 00:05:47,725 ESU won't take your deal. They think you're lying. 162 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,894 I'm not lying. I don't wanna be a criminal. 163 00:05:49,929 --> 00:05:51,796 I love my life as a average citizen. 164 00:05:51,831 --> 00:05:53,731 I voted for the first time this year. 165 00:05:53,766 --> 00:05:55,775 - Ed Breakfast for school board. - Who? 166 00:05:55,811 --> 00:05:57,602 I don't know. He had a funny name. He deserves a shot. 167 00:05:57,637 --> 00:05:59,170 That's why I voted for Stacy Ladle. 168 00:05:59,205 --> 00:06:01,038 Anyway, I'm sorry, but they're not cutting a deal. 169 00:06:01,073 --> 00:06:02,740 So that's it? I gotta turn myself in 170 00:06:02,775 --> 00:06:05,150 - and let Halloway kill my mama? - Actually... 171 00:06:05,611 --> 00:06:07,572 there might another way to get this done. 172 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:10,072 I've taken your negotiator hostage. 173 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,275 If you come in here, I will shoot him. 174 00:06:12,311 --> 00:06:15,620 Just do whatever he says! My life is in his hands! 175 00:06:17,156 --> 00:06:19,490 That was so much fun! 176 00:06:19,525 --> 00:06:21,459 Oh, man, you sounded really scary. 177 00:06:21,494 --> 00:06:22,693 No, no, it was all you. 178 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:24,262 The tremble in your voice sold it. 179 00:06:24,297 --> 00:06:26,330 - "Just do whatever he wants." - I just made that up. 180 00:06:26,365 --> 00:06:28,666 - Ah, I was so in the moment. - Dude, seriously? 181 00:06:28,701 --> 00:06:31,502 - You are a great hostage. - Oh, thanks, Judy. 182 00:06:31,537 --> 00:06:33,604 You're a great hostage taker. Whoop. 183 00:06:37,143 --> 00:06:38,776 Yes, sir. 184 00:06:40,722 --> 00:06:43,223 I can't believe Peralta got taken hostage. 185 00:06:43,258 --> 00:06:44,941 The good news is... 186 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:47,294 I'm the negotiator now. 187 00:06:47,329 --> 00:06:48,695 - Finally. - Congratulations. 188 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:50,864 I've been waiting for this moment for so long, 189 00:06:50,899 --> 00:06:52,359 - and... - I'm ready to negotiate. 190 00:06:52,395 --> 00:06:54,834 But I'll only talk to Rosa Diaz. 191 00:06:54,869 --> 00:06:56,871 - That's me, Dennis. - Oh, come on! 192 00:06:58,073 --> 00:07:00,607 Okay, I think we're ready for a practice sandwich. 193 00:07:00,642 --> 00:07:02,542 - Sounds good, boss. - Please call me "chef." 194 00:07:02,577 --> 00:07:04,209 That's funny. 195 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,607 - Chef. - Thank you. 196 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:10,617 Okay, see. The cut is a little slopey. 197 00:07:10,652 --> 00:07:12,552 I want you to cut it straight across. 198 00:07:12,587 --> 00:07:14,487 No big deal. Again. 199 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:15,537 Oh. 200 00:07:16,157 --> 00:07:17,324 Uhp, slopey. 201 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:19,262 Don't over think it. Again. 202 00:07:20,729 --> 00:07:22,295 Now you're not thinking enough. 203 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,396 Again. 204 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:25,693 Still slopey. Again. 205 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,067 Again! 206 00:07:27,102 --> 00:07:28,467 You know what? Why don't we try this: 207 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:29,703 Why don't you just take that knife, 208 00:07:29,738 --> 00:07:31,037 put it to my throat, and finish the job! 209 00:07:31,072 --> 00:07:32,606 - Huh? - Do I look like Jake to you? 210 00:07:32,641 --> 00:07:33,974 - What? - Do I look like Jake to you? 211 00:07:34,009 --> 00:07:35,775 - No, not at all. - Then why are you trying 212 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:37,777 - to screw me? - Oh, my God, Charles, 213 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:40,013 - what is going on with you? - It's chef. 214 00:07:40,048 --> 00:07:41,781 You're not ready for this. Gina, you're up. 215 00:07:41,816 --> 00:07:43,149 Okay, but I'm not calling you chef, 216 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,182 - and you're not yelling at me. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:48,622 - There you go. - Ah, thank you. 218 00:07:48,657 --> 00:07:51,157 No slope! A nice, straight cut! 219 00:07:51,192 --> 00:07:52,692 Thank you. I felt good 'cause the knife... 220 00:07:52,727 --> 00:07:54,294 But you smushed the bread! 221 00:07:54,329 --> 00:07:55,840 It's too smushy! 222 00:07:56,864 --> 00:07:57,879 Again. 223 00:08:01,636 --> 00:08:04,571 ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪ 224 00:08:04,606 --> 00:08:06,441 ♪ Are you finally single? ♪ 225 00:08:06,477 --> 00:08:08,108 - No. - ♪ I respect that ♪ 226 00:08:08,143 --> 00:08:09,943 Now come on in. We gotta talk business. 227 00:08:09,978 --> 00:08:12,632 It's so good to see you. Bring it in. 228 00:08:13,715 --> 00:08:15,014 Doug Judy, you're under arrest. 229 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,683 - Wait, Rosa, stop. - What's going on? 230 00:08:16,719 --> 00:08:18,710 All right, look, this is not really a hostage situation. 231 00:08:18,746 --> 00:08:20,379 I mean, Pam and the two Bobs are definitely being held 232 00:08:20,415 --> 00:08:21,982 against their will, but not for much longer. 233 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:23,621 Jake is helping me take down Halloway. 234 00:08:23,657 --> 00:08:25,632 - We can't do it without you. - Seriously, man? 235 00:08:25,668 --> 00:08:27,760 This is like that story my dad told me as a little kid. 236 00:08:27,796 --> 00:08:29,129 You're the frog and he's a scorpion. 237 00:08:29,164 --> 00:08:30,664 You're gonna help him across the river. 238 00:08:30,699 --> 00:08:32,404 And in the end, he'll sting you, 239 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:35,060 - and then you'll both drown. - Wow, that's dark. 240 00:08:35,096 --> 00:08:36,563 My parents didn't read to me at all. 241 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,041 I just watched cartoons till I fell asleep. 242 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,277 Do you think that our childhoods shape 243 00:08:39,313 --> 00:08:40,707 - the adults we become? - They do. 244 00:08:40,742 --> 00:08:42,142 And cartoons shaped you into a naive little frog. 245 00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:43,877 Okay, first, little frogs are adorable, 246 00:08:43,912 --> 00:08:45,679 and second, he's not that kind of scorpion anymore. 247 00:08:45,714 --> 00:08:47,047 I'm a changed bug. 248 00:08:47,082 --> 00:08:48,314 Actually, scorpions are arthropods. 249 00:08:48,349 --> 00:08:49,749 Amy made me watch a documentary. 250 00:08:49,784 --> 00:08:51,889 Look, I know he used to be a criminal and he's fooled me in the past, 251 00:08:51,925 --> 00:08:53,853 and he is currently engaged in criminal activity. 252 00:08:53,888 --> 00:08:55,422 Innocent until proved guilty. 253 00:08:55,457 --> 00:08:57,457 - But I am doing it. - Rosa, his mother is in danger 254 00:08:57,492 --> 00:08:59,192 and we have to help her. 255 00:08:59,227 --> 00:09:00,994 Plus, he agreed to turn himself in when this is all over. 256 00:09:01,029 --> 00:09:02,867 - Right, Judy? - I promise. 257 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,109 All right. 258 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,247 What do you need from me? 259 00:09:07,283 --> 00:09:08,583 We have an airtight plan. 260 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:10,403 All we demand is pizza. 261 00:09:10,438 --> 00:09:13,173 Hitchcock, there's a woman here interviewing detectives 262 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,141 as part of the Commissioner selection process. 263 00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:16,810 All right, I'll go hide in the janitor's closet 264 00:09:16,845 --> 00:09:18,636 until this is all over. Thanks for the heads up. 265 00:09:18,672 --> 00:09:20,780 No, it's too late for that. She wants to talk to you. 266 00:09:20,815 --> 00:09:22,816 What? No! How could you let this happen? 267 00:09:22,851 --> 00:09:24,918 - I'm nuts! - Hey, calm down, man. 268 00:09:24,953 --> 00:09:26,553 We just took her on a tour of the precinct 269 00:09:26,588 --> 00:09:29,222 and now she's at lunch. That means we have one hour 270 00:09:29,257 --> 00:09:31,758 to teach you how to behave like a human. 271 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,802 Oh, I see. 272 00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:36,496 - You're gonna "My Bare Lady" me. - "My Bare Lady"? 273 00:09:36,531 --> 00:09:39,711 I'm assuming it's a "My Fair Lady" porn parody. 274 00:09:40,201 --> 00:09:42,902 Oh, my. We've got our work cutout for us. 275 00:09:42,937 --> 00:09:44,704 Here's our list of words to avoid: 276 00:09:44,739 --> 00:09:46,973 Chick, foxy, Jew, throb. 277 00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:48,608 Is grundle on the table? 278 00:09:48,643 --> 00:09:50,876 No, it's not on the table. 279 00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:52,278 Practice introducing yourself. 280 00:09:52,313 --> 00:09:54,814 Hello, I'm Detective Michael Hitchcock. 281 00:09:54,849 --> 00:09:56,316 Nice job. 282 00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:58,485 - But why are your hands so wet? - Trick question. 283 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,954 The answers disgusting, so I shouldn't tell her. 284 00:10:00,989 --> 00:10:02,889 Just don't have wet hands, man. 285 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,269 Hitchcock, come out. 286 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,238 It's time. 287 00:10:09,497 --> 00:10:11,798 You look incredible. 288 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:12,893 You bet I do. 289 00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,737 These pants really flatter my dong. 290 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,494 What? Dong wasn't on the list. 291 00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:19,339 I cannot believe I didn't know 292 00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:20,673 you and Amy were getting married. 293 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:22,175 Yeah, well, you're not exactly 294 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,043 - an easy person to find. - Right, right, right. 295 00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:25,377 I am elusive as hell. 296 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:28,299 So, is there a La Creuset pot 297 00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:30,283 - on your registry, by chance? - Of course. 298 00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:31,985 You can cook and serve in them. 299 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,987 And it looks amazing on your shelf. 300 00:10:34,022 --> 00:10:35,722 What's your color of preference? 301 00:10:35,757 --> 00:10:37,157 French grey or mineral blue? 302 00:10:37,192 --> 00:10:39,025 Oh, you really do know your Le Creuset. 303 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,293 French grey. 304 00:10:40,328 --> 00:10:42,128 Mineral Blue makes me want to barf. 305 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:45,165 Consider it gifted. Also, it would me my honor, 306 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,766 - to sing at your wedding. - Yeah, I don't think 307 00:10:46,801 --> 00:10:48,735 - that's gonna be possible. - Oh, I get it. 308 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:50,036 You're afraid when I open my mouth. 309 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:51,905 Everyone's gonna start smushing on sight. 310 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,907 No, I more meant that your probably still gonna be in jail. 311 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:56,235 Damn, that's right. I almost forgot. Tell you what. 312 00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:57,577 I'll record you some songs. 313 00:10:57,612 --> 00:10:59,879 "Kiss From a Rose" really exploits my range. 314 00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:01,594 We have your food. 315 00:11:02,317 --> 00:11:04,584 Why are we sending him in? One of my men should do it. 316 00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:06,920 It would take two of your people three trips each 317 00:11:06,955 --> 00:11:08,555 to hold this much food. My guy's a pro. 318 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:11,321 I've been carrying takeout since before you were born, son. 319 00:11:11,357 --> 00:11:13,420 Fine, but I wanna know what's going on in there. 320 00:11:13,728 --> 00:11:15,486 We're putting a camera on him. 321 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:19,933 You're on camera. No audio. 322 00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:21,367 Thought so. That's why I'm tied up. 323 00:11:21,402 --> 00:11:23,102 Scully, where the pepper flakes? 324 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:25,038 Will you calm down? The food's a diversion. 325 00:11:25,073 --> 00:11:26,339 Although, Scully, it is crazy 326 00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:27,807 that you forgot the pepper flakes. 327 00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,008 Anyways, you know what to do now. 328 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:31,024 What I do best. Turn my heart off. 329 00:11:35,383 --> 00:11:37,550 - What just happened? - Looks like Scully collapsed. 330 00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:38,918 What the hell? 331 00:11:38,953 --> 00:11:40,453 Your man just had a heart attack! 332 00:11:40,488 --> 00:11:41,503 Send an ambulance! 333 00:11:42,156 --> 00:11:43,788 We're coming out. 334 00:11:46,027 --> 00:11:47,160 Something doesn't feel right. 335 00:11:47,195 --> 00:11:48,795 Why is there a sheet over his head? 336 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,363 Because that's not our guy. 337 00:11:50,398 --> 00:11:51,930 - Judy's trying to escape. - There's no way he could... 338 00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:53,366 All units move on the ambulance now! 339 00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:55,501 - All units... - Move, move, move! 340 00:11:55,536 --> 00:11:57,202 Nice try, Judy. 341 00:11:58,273 --> 00:11:59,672 - Hi, there. - Nice work, Dennis, 342 00:11:59,707 --> 00:12:01,975 you just caught a man having a medical emergency. 343 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,610 Why was there a sheet over his head? 344 00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:06,279 - Couldn't find his pulse. - Yeah, it's super weak. 345 00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:08,448 We got movement. Hostages are coming out. 346 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:09,916 Hostages are coming out! 347 00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:11,084 What the hell is going on? 348 00:12:11,119 --> 00:12:12,886 Does anyone have eyes on Judy? 349 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,654 Where is Doug Judy? 350 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,323 So glad Scully put the uniforms in with the pizza. 351 00:12:17,358 --> 00:12:18,992 I keep finding hidden pepperonis. 352 00:12:19,027 --> 00:12:21,294 Oh, man, all I got was a pocket full of lettuce. 353 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:23,196 Jake, I got you. 354 00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:25,206 Ooh, a garlic knot. 355 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:26,879 Okay, let's ride. 356 00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:29,651 We'll be safe here. I know the owner. He'd never turn me in. 357 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:32,010 Yeah, I have the exact same relationship with the guy who runs 358 00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:34,078 the laser tag place I love. I mean, gun range. 359 00:12:34,113 --> 00:12:36,848 Peralta, who you out here stuntin' for, huh? 360 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,817 I love laser-T. We gotta go sometime, man. 361 00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,252 I was hoping you'd say that. 362 00:12:41,287 --> 00:12:42,787 - I wasn't stunting. - A little bit. 363 00:12:42,822 --> 00:12:44,122 - A little stunting. - You stunted. 364 00:12:44,157 --> 00:12:45,856 A little bit. All right, let's text Halloway 365 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,060 - and set up the drop. - Okay, yeah. 366 00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:50,294 Got the diamonds. Let's meet. 367 00:12:50,329 --> 00:12:51,696 Done. 368 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:52,964 Okay, now we wait. 369 00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:54,663 Now we wait. 370 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,377 Kind of weird, sitting silently 371 00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:08,746 in a private karaoke room, not singing. 372 00:13:08,781 --> 00:13:09,914 Yeah, but we're on a mission, 373 00:13:09,949 --> 00:13:11,282 so, you know, gotta stay focused. 374 00:13:11,317 --> 00:13:14,852 True, true, true, true, true, true. 375 00:13:14,887 --> 00:13:16,687 ♪ So I wake in the morning ♪ 376 00:13:16,722 --> 00:13:18,189 ♪ And I step outside ♪ 377 00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:20,024 ♪ And I take a deep breath ♪ 378 00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:21,893 ♪ And I get real high ♪ 379 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:24,695 ♪ And I scream at the top of my lungs ♪ 380 00:13:24,731 --> 00:13:27,232 ♪ What's going on? ♪ 381 00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:28,696 Uh-oh. 382 00:13:28,732 --> 00:13:30,465 - Halloway. - Yeah. 383 00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,134 The drop is set for 5:00 p.m. 384 00:13:32,371 --> 00:13:34,266 - Let's do this. - Totally. 385 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:37,308 Although... that is an hour and a half from now. 386 00:13:37,343 --> 00:13:39,277 And the drop point is actually pretty close to here. 387 00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:41,379 So... 388 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:46,050 ♪ And I said hey yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 389 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,708 Order up, chef. 390 00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:49,620 What is this? Why are you making 391 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,622 - six sandwiches at once? - It's more efficient. 392 00:13:51,657 --> 00:13:53,291 Now we're ready for the next five customers. 393 00:13:53,326 --> 00:13:55,359 Who gives a hump about efficiency? 394 00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:57,028 The perfect meatball sandwich 395 00:13:57,063 --> 00:14:00,164 is sauced exactly 70 seconds before being served 396 00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:01,379 to maintain bread integrity. 397 00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,601 So sandwich number one will be fine, 398 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:06,135 but sandwich number six will be a soggy turd. 399 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:09,598 Change in menu. We're serving soggy turds now! 400 00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:11,758 - Get 'em while they're wet. - Okay, I quit. 401 00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:13,544 Me too. You're insane. 402 00:14:13,579 --> 00:14:15,880 Fine, quit just like Jeff and Jason did. 403 00:14:15,915 --> 00:14:17,415 You told us they got sick. 404 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,550 They got sick of hard work just like you two! 405 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:21,486 Get out! You'll never cook in this town again! 406 00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:23,554 - We're not chefs! - And you never will be. 407 00:14:25,224 --> 00:14:26,913 Is Hitchcock doing okay? 408 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:29,293 I think so. Wait. 409 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,239 He's bringing his hand to his face. 410 00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:33,664 Don't pick your teeth. Don't pick your nose. 411 00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:36,667 Oh, dear, he's going to lick something off his fingers. 412 00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:39,382 Oh, no, he's stroking his chin. 413 00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:40,868 As if in thought. 414 00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:42,375 Not as if. 415 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,948 He is in thought. 416 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,776 Oop, they're looking at us. Act natural. 417 00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,845 - Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. - Crime, crime. 418 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,747 - Precinct, precinct. - Yeah. 419 00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:51,015 We swept the area. 420 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,884 No sign of Doug Judy or Peralta. 421 00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,685 I can't believe that idiot thought 422 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,821 he could just waltz in here and do my job. 423 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,689 It's hard to be a negotiator! 424 00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:01,792 My first 50 jumpers, 49 died. 425 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,293 You only talked down one person? 426 00:15:03,329 --> 00:15:06,083 No, he jumped too, but he landed on this woman who broke his fall. 427 00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:08,232 She died, but you can't count that against me. 428 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:10,168 - I definitely can. - Yeah, well, save it. 429 00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,236 Peralta's the one who got himself taken hostage. 430 00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:13,638 I don't think he was a hostage. 431 00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:15,773 He's pretty good friends with that Doug guy. 432 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:16,802 What? 433 00:15:17,022 --> 00:15:19,323 Diaz, what the hell is going on? 434 00:15:19,445 --> 00:15:21,379 First, a jeweler will come out and inspect the diamonds. 435 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:22,713 Then, when he gives the okay, 436 00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:23,814 Halloway will come and get them. 437 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,150 And then I'll take him down. 438 00:15:25,952 --> 00:15:28,060 All right, that's the signal. Here we go. 439 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,057 What's up, dude? 440 00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:38,529 Anybody ever tell you, you look like 441 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,326 the most interesting man in the world? 442 00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:42,125 You get that a lot? 443 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,765 Jeez, I get it. We're not friends. 444 00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:47,801 I'll find another bocce ball partner. 445 00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:51,175 There he is. ♪ Halloway, it's your day ♪ 446 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,476 What's up, Mr. Halloway. How you doing? 447 00:15:52,511 --> 00:15:54,478 Shut up. Give me the diamonds. 448 00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:56,480 Man, I guess the no-small-talk policy 449 00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:58,649 - starts at the top. - Come on, come on, come on. 450 00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:00,918 - Peralta! - No, no, no, not now. 451 00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:02,220 I tracked your phone, idiot. 452 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:03,553 Judy wasn't lying. 453 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,055 That's Halloway. We gotta arrest him. 454 00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:06,624 - Jake, he's running. - Come on, man. 455 00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:08,426 Only if I get the collar and 100% of the credit. 456 00:16:08,461 --> 00:16:09,893 Are you negotiating right now? 457 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,362 Always. 458 00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:13,096 Okay, that was actually a really cool thing to say. 459 00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:14,921 All right, let's do it. Judy, stay here. 460 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,082 Okay. 461 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,492 Stop! 462 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:23,107 Sorry I ran out on you at the jewelry store. 463 00:16:23,142 --> 00:16:24,342 I just couldn't let this guys get away. 464 00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:25,710 Look, man, I'm fine with it. 465 00:16:25,745 --> 00:16:27,812 Arresting Halloway's gonna get me a promotion, 466 00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:30,114 and at the end of the day, that's what this is all about. 467 00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:32,883 Right, well, that and getting a major drug lord off the streets. 468 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:35,253 Let me give you some advice. I don't care about that. 469 00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:36,721 You know, you should really look up the word advice. 470 00:16:36,756 --> 00:16:38,188 I think you might be surprised what you see. 471 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:39,957 All right, let's bring in Doug Judy. 472 00:16:39,992 --> 00:16:41,392 Oh, no! 473 00:16:42,094 --> 00:16:43,461 Where is he? Doug? 474 00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:44,996 Don't worry. We'll get him. 475 00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:46,197 At least we have Halloway and the diamonds. 476 00:16:46,232 --> 00:16:47,465 - Doug! - Wait, why are you 477 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,433 - still calling for him? - Doug! 478 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,036 Oh, my God, he has the diamonds, doesn't he? 479 00:16:52,071 --> 00:16:55,172 Doug! 480 00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,357 I'm sure Judy didn't run off with the diamonds. 481 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,892 I bet he's looking for us right now. 482 00:16:59,927 --> 00:17:01,427 You know what, I bet he's worried that we're in trouble. 483 00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:02,928 I'll just call him and put his mind at ease. 484 00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:05,104 Dude, he's already gone. He's not picking up. 485 00:17:05,432 --> 00:17:07,132 - What's up, Peralta. - Ha! 486 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,467 He did pick up. In your... 487 00:17:08,502 --> 00:17:10,402 - This is good-bye forever. - No! 488 00:17:10,437 --> 00:17:12,705 Ugh, I can't believe you deceived me. 489 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,340 I can't believe you used my love for your mother 490 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,875 - against me. - I love that you love her. 491 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,610 Of course I do. She's a living saint. 492 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,612 Amen. Look, I wasn't lying though. 493 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,707 Halloway was gonna hurt her and you saved her life, 494 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,482 but then I was all alone with the diamonds, 495 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:25,384 next thing I know, I'm hot wiring a car and driving away. 496 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,620 Oh, but I thought you liked being a good citizen? 497 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,355 You voted Ed Breakfast for school board. 498 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,590 And he immediately had a sex scandal. 499 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,325 - It was very disillusioning. - For sure. 500 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,728 Our democracy is crumbling. But what about your job? 501 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,193 What about Dustin from "Stranger Things"? 502 00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:38,529 Famous kids are monsters. 503 00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:39,945 You do not wanna meet Young Sheldon. 504 00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:42,811 Really? Ah, that's disappointing. He was so good in "Big Little Lies." 505 00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:44,703 Wait, no, we are not talking about this right now! 506 00:17:44,738 --> 00:17:46,272 They could take my badge, Judy! 507 00:17:46,307 --> 00:17:48,494 I guess Rosa was right. I'm scorpion. 508 00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:50,272 Scorpion's gonna scorp. 509 00:17:50,511 --> 00:17:52,278 I'm sorry I can't be the man you want me to be. 510 00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:53,879 Damn it, stop being so romantic. 511 00:17:53,915 --> 00:17:56,316 Now turn around and come back to me, you fool? 512 00:17:56,352 --> 00:17:57,840 Hello? Hello? 513 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,058 He's gone. 514 00:17:59,315 --> 00:18:00,761 He broke my heart. 515 00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:03,956 Now's the time where you tell me everything's gonna be okay. 516 00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:06,532 - Everything's gonna be okay. - You don't know that, Rosa! 517 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,628 Ah, Hitchcock, I just got off the phone with Anne Sumter. 518 00:18:09,663 --> 00:18:11,597 She said you really helped my candidacy. 519 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,066 - Oh, it's my pleasure, sir. - You were so professional. 520 00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:16,228 I know. I didn't even fart once. 521 00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:17,825 You're right. I can hold it. 522 00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,805 You know, if you can change for an interview, 523 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,474 - you can change for good. - Nah, too much work. 524 00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,677 But that's not how "My Fair Lady" ends. 525 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,183 Eliza Doolittle doesn't go back to her old life. 526 00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:28,986 She falls in love with Henry Higgins. 527 00:18:29,022 --> 00:18:31,150 Well, "My Bare Lady," is a little different. 528 00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:33,285 It's not Eliza Doolittle and Henry Higgins. 529 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,955 It's Eliza DooEverybody and Leroy Pipe. 530 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,323 And in the end, they rub... 531 00:18:37,358 --> 00:18:38,924 Nope. We don't need a recap. 532 00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,044 - Thank you for your help today. - Anytime, Captain. 533 00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:44,863 Hey, guys. Uh, can we talk? 534 00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:46,632 Let me guess, you got overwhelmed 535 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,400 and had to use our six-sandwich technique. 536 00:18:48,435 --> 00:18:50,436 No, my one at a time system worked perfectly. 537 00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:51,770 - Oh. - It's just, 538 00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,639 making Nana Boyle's meatball recipe 539 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,741 got me thinking a lot about her... 540 00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,977 And let me guess, you realized she'd be ashamed 541 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,446 - of how you acted? - No, Nana Boyle was a monster. 542 00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:02,181 She once yelled at me so loud, I fainted. 543 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,398 She was a hateful witch. 544 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,917 - She died with no friends. - And let me guess, 545 00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:07,932 you realized you were acting just like her and you felt terrible. 546 00:19:08,455 --> 00:19:09,488 - Yes. - You see, Amy? 547 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,323 You don't do "and let me guess" 548 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,725 until you're sure you're right. 549 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,626 Can you guys forgive me? Please? 550 00:19:14,661 --> 00:19:15,995 Of course, Charles. 551 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,696 But we will never work for you again. 552 00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:20,132 Yeah, that's a smart move. It's like Jekyll and Hyde. 553 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,767 I can't control when Nana comes out. 554 00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:23,202 Just got off the phone with the brass. 555 00:19:23,237 --> 00:19:24,570 It doesn't look good. 556 00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:25,938 They're still trying to decide on a punishment 557 00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:27,373 - for your actions. - Well, did you tell them 558 00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:28,607 I feel so bad I have a tummy ache? 559 00:19:28,642 --> 00:19:30,009 I did. They were unaffected. 560 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,710 They said they could have justified your tactics 561 00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:33,746 if you'd come away with Halloway and the diamonds, 562 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,714 but as things stand, there are no diamonds. 563 00:19:35,749 --> 00:19:37,349 Well, there are some diamonds. 564 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,984 You know, the tops of engagement rings, 565 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:40,819 diamond mines, but, yes, I see what you're saying 566 00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:43,055 in regards to these diamonds and it ruining my career. 567 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,823 You're looking at a suspension, maybe worse. 568 00:19:44,858 --> 00:19:46,461 Unless you can track down Doug Judy 569 00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:48,794 - and recover those diamonds. - Can they wait 12 months? 570 00:19:48,829 --> 00:19:50,585 I usually run into him about once a year. 571 00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:53,625 Wait a minute. What have we here? 572 00:19:54,348 --> 00:19:56,525 I've got this coupon for a private room. 573 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,640 Yes. Right this way. 574 00:20:00,974 --> 00:20:02,997 We already have a song cued up for you. 575 00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:06,011 Judy. 576 00:20:06,046 --> 00:20:08,914 What's up, Peralta? Thank you so much for coming. 577 00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:12,551 Look, I thought about it and I did you dirty. 578 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,253 I never meant to cause you any trouble. 579 00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:15,654 Yeah, well, you caused me a lot. 580 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,316 You're talking to a pre-recorded video, 581 00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:19,158 but it's cool. I know what you're saying. 582 00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:21,293 - I hear you in my heart. - What am I doing here? 583 00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:24,096 I feel the same way. You my best friend too. 584 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,697 Look, I'm not coming back. 585 00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:27,332 I started a new life here in San Diego. 586 00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,867 Stupid telling me where you are. 587 00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:30,769 Come on, man, I ain't in no damn San Diego. 588 00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,671 Everybody knows that place sucks! 589 00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:33,998 Here's what I wanna say, though: 590 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,075 I'm sorry I won't be at your wedding. 591 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:40,846 But I did record you a CD of original smush jams 592 00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,848 that will consummate the marriage. 593 00:20:42,883 --> 00:20:44,516 It's on the table next to you 594 00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:46,154 along with a little something else. 595 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,123 A French grey Le Creuset pot. 596 00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:52,879 Now look inside it. 597 00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,394 The diamonds. 598 00:20:55,429 --> 00:20:57,763 Yes! I cannot believe you actually 599 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,232 - brought them back... - The diamonds! 600 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:02,568 - Yeah, mistimed that one. - No, you're the best. 601 00:21:02,603 --> 00:21:04,703 Look, even though I am a scorpion, 602 00:21:04,738 --> 00:21:08,207 I will never drown your adorable little frog ass. 603 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:09,675 So that's what I had to say. 604 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,478 I'm sure I'll see you again at some point. 605 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:13,979 Now that coupon you got there, 606 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,134 that's for a full hour in a private room. 607 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,818 - so... - So... 608 00:21:19,853 --> 00:21:21,086 ♪ I said hey ♪ 609 00:21:22,356 --> 00:21:25,257 ♪ What's going on? ♪ 610 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,371 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com