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Kevin and I are attending the opera.
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Ooh, the opera.
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Is it the one Bugs Bunny sings?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- So, who's this?
- This is Philip Davidson.
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- What do we have on him?
- Clear motive,
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clear means, and a nonexistent alibi,
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but the DA won't bring a charge
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because he says it's all circumstantial.
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We want to bring this guy down,
have to get him to confess
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right here, right now.
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Mm. An interrogation
with a ticking clock
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and everything on the line?
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I better call Kevin and tell him
I won't be attending the opera.
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There's someone else
I'd rather hear sing.
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- Oh, damn!
- Hello, Kevin.
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I won't be joining you
at the opera tonight...
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Oh, sorry, I didn't know you
were on the phone already.
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- Oh, damn!
- It's under my name, H-O-L...
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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You're right. He did it.
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But we have no murder weapon,
no witnesses,
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and you really didn't find any
usable forensic evidence?
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The body was discovered
rotting in the Pine Barrens.
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It'd been rained on for weeks
and chewed up by coyotes.
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The only other DNA other than the vic's
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was some bear semen found in the hair.
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- Right. Who found the body?
- Hikers.
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You're really just gonna blow
past the bear semen detail?
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I imagine a bear mistook
the rotting corpse
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for a female of its species
and had intercourse with it.
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- Nothing I haven't seen before.
- It isn't?
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Let's get in here.
Start working this guy.
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Oh. You're gonna come in with me.
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I just thought maybe
you'd watch from out here,
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you know, pull me out when
I'm getting too hot.
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Call me a loose cannon.
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You know, classic Captain stuff.
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Peralta, do you know
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what I miss most about
being a detective?
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A good interrogation.
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Breaking suspects down.
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Talking quietly and then
talking real loud.
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Looking away and then looking
right in their eyes.
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Leaning.
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- That was amazing.
- So, can I join you?
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Well, a lot of these
techniques do work better
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with two people:
you know, good cop/bad cop,
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crazy cop/sane cop,
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fast-talking streetwise cop
and Hong Kong cop,
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AKA the "Rush Hour."
You know what? Let's do this.
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Let's break this son of a bitch!
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- Hello, Philip.
- Detective.
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This is Captain Raymond Holt.
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He's a bit of a legend
in interrogation circles.
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Hey, Cap, who's the scariest
person you've ever gotten
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- a confession out of?
- Connie Buttons.
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Okay, thought it was gonna
sound a little cooler,
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but no matter.
So, shall we recap the night
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that Robert Tupper was murdered
Friday the 22nd?
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I believe you were the last person
to see him alive, correct?
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No. I'd imagine whoever
killed him saw him after I did.
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Ooh, nice dodge.
You're quick, like a cat.
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- Like a dancer.
- Like Great Tiger.
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From "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out."
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He could teleport around the ring.
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Most people thought it was
impossible to get past him.
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I beat him every time.
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You just punch him when he gets dizzy.
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Really?! I mean, duh.
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- Everyone knows that.
- Tell us about Friday.
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I had a late afternoon surgery.
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Simple gum graft.
It wrapped around 6:00,
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and then Robert and I talked after.
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And who else was in the office?
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Our hygienist and anesthesiologist
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had gone home, and Grace,
who usually locks up,
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had left early because her
grandson had a school play.
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So it was just you and Robert.
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- No witnesses?
- That's lucky.
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It wasn't lucky because
there was nothing to witness.
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Robert just wanted to talk about firing
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one of our office assistants, Cheryl.
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- And that's all you discussed?
- Yeah.
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- Nothing else?
- Nah.
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Zero other subjects were mentioned?
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- None.
- Not even how gross gum grafts are?
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They're really not that gross.
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Liar! About the gum graft thing,
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and about the meeting.
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We just talked about Cheryl.
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Right. And, of course,
there's no way for me
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to check if that's true, because
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because whoever took Robert's phone
wiped all of his calendars.
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Except... it was all backed up
on his home laptop.
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Would you like to hear what he
said the meeting was about?
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"7:00 p.m. Talked with Philip about..."
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Missing meds.
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Ooh. Did I get that right?
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Uh, yeah.
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But "missing meds" hardly
sounds like "firing Cheryl,"
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so maybe you want to explain...
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He thought Cheryl was stealing Diazepam.
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That's why he wanted to fire her.
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Any other questions?
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Uh...
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Boy, you really thought you
had him with that one, huh?
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- Well, I...
- You got so excited for it.
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Let me guess, you, ah,
practiced that notebook flip?
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- Well, yes, obviously.
- I'd like to move on,
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unless you have any other
big revelations in here.
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Let's see. "From Gomez: Dear Morticia,
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I feel so happy when I'm wit' ya."
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I was just spit-balling
wedding vows there.
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So you said you and Robert
were partners,
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but it was Robert's name
on the business, correct?
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Yeah. He started the practice
and then I joined after.
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Uh, Captain, something's
come up in the case.
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Can I talk to you outside for a sec?
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What the hell are you doing in there?
You totally undermined me.
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I know, and I apologize,
but I'm executing a strategy.
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Oh, really, and what
strategy might that be?
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Make Jake feel like an idiot,
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or make Jake feel self-conscious
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about his Addams Family-themed
wedding vows rap?
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No, I want Philip to
underestimate you and fear me.
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I'll badger him with
my superior intellect,
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while simultaneously belittling you.
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Once Philip dismisses you as a threat,
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I'll leave you alone with him,
and he'll let his guard down.
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If I didn't know any better,
I would say you're describing
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smart cop/dumb cop.
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Look, I thought you had him
on the calendar reveal.
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But he was a step ahead.
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You got flustered, and I realized
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in the moment we could
use this to our advantage.
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So what do you want me to do,
ask stupid questions?
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Stupid questions, grammatical errors,
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lose your train of thought,
just ask him to confess...
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ooh, relate everything back
to those movies you've seen.
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Kinda seems like a shot at me
about "Die Hard," but okay.
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This is not a comment on you, Peralta.
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I just want to bring this guy down.
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Yeah, that's all I want too.
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And to possibly say,
"You can't handle the tooth."
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You know, if it comes up naturally.
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- It won't.
- It might.
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I actually think... it can't.
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So what do you say?
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Me want to.
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- Dumb cop.
- I got that.
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- Yeah.
- Well done.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So, the night of the murder,
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you met with Robert
in the surgical suite.
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Why there? Why not your office?
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Uh, just preparing for
the next day's surgeries.
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Don't you have an assistant
who does that?
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I'm a meticulous person.
I'm careful how I do things.
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So careful that you...
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I'm sorry, I forgot what
I was gonna say.
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Come back to me.
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Now, we did a sweep of the room
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where you and Robert fought.
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- Talked.
- Right, talked.
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- The entire room had been scrubbed.
- It had been cleaned.
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It had undergone
industrial sterilization
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to remove all traces of blood and DNA.
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It's a surgical suite.
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People bleed in there every day.
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We have to sanitize it by law.
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Ooh, I remembered what I was gonna ask.
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- Did you kill him?
- No.
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Ah! If you had said yes,
I woulda had you!
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So, after you and Robert fought...
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- Talked.
- You left the office,
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but you didn't take your car?
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I went to a bar, The Scotchman.
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I didn't want to drive drunk,
so I took a cab.
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And you didn't have your phone?
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I left it charging in my office
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and I didn't realize till I was
already out of the building.
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Oh, man, if I go ten minutes
without looking at my phone,
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my pumpkin crop dies on my little farm.
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This is not the time
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for stories about your
digital squash, Peralta.
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- Fine.
- Talking about your phone.
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Why does it matter that I forgot it?
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Ohhh, if I had it on me,
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you could've seen it
pinging off the cell tower.
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Doesn't matter. Didn't have it on me.
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So you took a cab to this bar.
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Well, we talked to the
employees of the Scotchman.
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- Nobody saw you there.
- Nobody remembers seeing me.
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But let me ask you this...
did you kill him?
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Nah. You know, it's not surprising
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nobody remembers seeing me.
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The bar was extremely
crowded that night,
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and I spent my whole time in the corner
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talking to this woman, Dana.
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Oh, so you said.
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But when we ran all
the credit card receipts,
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nobody named Dana bought
any drinks that night.
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Trust me, Dana wasn't
buying her own drinks.
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- No?
- No.
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Okay.
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- Hold on.
- Hm?
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I need to deal with this.
Let's take a five.
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Or... I could keep this
interview going solo.
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Of course. I'm sure that'll be, um...
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pretty helpful.
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All right. Where should we
start-a-rooski?
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Don't you think maybe
we should just wait
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till your boss comes back?
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Because you're scared.
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You know I'm playing hardball,
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except for that the balls are questions.
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And here they come.
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What kind of car did Robert drive?
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Also, Dana from the bar,
what color was her hair,
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and which night does the cleaning crew
sterilize your office,
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and have you ever been up
to where the body was found,
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and when you left your phone
at the office,
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was it plugged into your
computer or an outlet,
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and did you kill him, and what
did your cab driver look like?
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This seems like a huge waste of time.
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But, here you go.
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Robert drove a Saab,
Dana's hair was blonde,
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they sterilize on Wednesdays
and Saturdays,
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I haven't been to Vernon in 20 years,
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the phone was plugged into the wall,
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no, I didn't kill him,
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and the cab driver had a beard
and an earring...
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I sorry I didn't get his license number.
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Wow.
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- Very impressive.
- Yeah.
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You didn't fall for my
"did you kill him" gambit.
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No.
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Although it is interesting that you knew
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the body was found in Vernon, New York,
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when that information hasn't
been released to the public.
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Well, hello, Dolly.
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_
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I can't believe you thought
I was the dumb cop.
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I mean, I've watched "Planet Earth."
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With the British narrator.
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I can tell you anything
you want to know about
248
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"three-toed slow-ths"
249
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and I got you to say you knew
where the body was found,
250
00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:32,603
which kinda seems like something
251
00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:33,738
only the murderer would've known.
252
00:08:33,773 --> 00:08:36,342
Actually... Robert's wife told me.
253
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I've been talking
with her a lot, comforting her.
254
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We asked her not to share that info,
255
00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,519
and she promised us she didn't.
256
00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:44,489
Well, she's been distraught.
She might not remember.
257
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,894
Uh-huh. Flimsy. So what
did you mean when you said
258
00:08:46,929 --> 00:08:48,931
that you hadn't been
to Vernon in 20 years?
259
00:08:48,966 --> 00:08:51,536
My uncle has a cabin there.
I would visit him as a kid.
260
00:08:51,571 --> 00:08:53,505
Wow. So your uncle owns a cabin
261
00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:55,342
in the town that the body was found.
262
00:08:55,377 --> 00:08:56,644
That is quite a coincidence.
263
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I haven't been there for 20 years.
264
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You can call my uncle if you want.
265
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,720
Oh, we are. So you might
as well just confess now,
266
00:09:01,755 --> 00:09:03,984
or we can take our sweet time like...
267
00:09:04,185 --> 00:09:06,554
the mer-jestic slow-th.
268
00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:08,844
Either way, we've got you.
269
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,104
- We don't have him.
- But I just told him we did have him.
270
00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:12,873
Philip's uncle said he hasn't
been to the cabin in months
271
00:09:12,908 --> 00:09:14,383
and he hasn't spoken to Philip
in over a year.
272
00:09:14,419 --> 00:09:15,710
Well, what about the neighbors?
273
00:09:15,746 --> 00:09:17,081
There's only one other house
off that road
274
00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:18,584
and we haven't been able
to contact the owner.
275
00:09:18,619 --> 00:09:20,730
Yeah, but Philip doesn't know that.
He's rattled right now.
276
00:09:20,766 --> 00:09:22,804
We tell him the neighbor saw him
that night, he'll crack for sure.
277
00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,495
- So you want us to lie?
- No, I want me to lie
278
00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,531
and for you to stand behind me
279
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,767
and say, like, three
280
00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:29,568
oh damn 's when I really get cooking.
281
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,904
All right, fine, two oh-damns.
282
00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:33,042
- One oh-damn?
- There will be no oh-damns.
283
00:09:33,077 --> 00:09:35,012
But it will be so satisfying
in your deep, powerful voice.
284
00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:36,715
- We're not lying.
- It's legal.
285
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,118
The Supreme Court said that
we're allowed to lie
286
00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,231
in an interrogation.
287
00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,888
I told a perp that I knew
Steph Curry a couple days ago.
288
00:09:40,924 --> 00:09:42,214
It had nothing to do with the case,
289
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,820
- but I could say it.
- It's a tactical mistake.
290
00:09:43,895 --> 00:09:45,163
You're guessing what
happened that night.
291
00:09:45,198 --> 00:09:46,800
But what if Philip never
went to the cabin?
292
00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:48,970
He did. I can feel it here.
293
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,672
- Your stomach?
- No, my gut.
294
00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:52,142
Your gut, or intestines, is lower.
295
00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,778
You should point down here,
closer to your pubis.
296
00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:55,614
- I'm good.
- Suppose you're wrong.
297
00:09:55,649 --> 00:09:57,151
Now Philip knows we have nothing.
298
00:09:57,186 --> 00:09:59,154
There goes our credibility
and our leverage.
299
00:09:59,189 --> 00:10:01,531
No, we need a different strategy,
300
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,603
All right, fine. How about this...
301
00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:05,667
I convince him I'm unstable.
302
00:10:05,702 --> 00:10:06,969
I run in there screaming,
303
00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:08,772
I throw a chair through
the two-sided mirror,
304
00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:10,575
glass goes everywhere. He's like,
305
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,644
"If Mad Dog Peralta will do that,
306
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,215
who knows what else he's capable of?"
307
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,985
No offense, but you don't
get angry well.
308
00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:18,087
What? That's not true.
Remember how angry I got
309
00:10:18,122 --> 00:10:19,657
about how fast Daenerys
got from Dragonstone
310
00:10:19,692 --> 00:10:20,658
to north of the Wall?
311
00:10:20,693 --> 00:10:21,661
That was intense.
312
00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:23,697
You have a boyish face
and a big goofy grin.
313
00:10:23,732 --> 00:10:25,848
It's like being yelled at
by a children's cereal mascot.
314
00:10:25,884 --> 00:10:28,883
Hey, some of those are scary.
Count Chocula much?
315
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,079
All right, fine, I see your point.
What do you suggest?
316
00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:32,687
Let's get all up in his personal space.
317
00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:34,470
- Make him feel uncomfortable.
- Okay, fine.
318
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:36,821
Let's get intimate.
319
00:10:36,856 --> 00:10:38,123
_
320
00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:41,229
So, Philip, you're
hanging out at the bar
321
00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:42,932
with "Dana."
322
00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,066
How late did you stay?
323
00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,607
I got in the cab around 3:30.
324
00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:46,977
Kinda hard to find
a cab in that neighborhood.
325
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,361
Why not a ride-sharing service?
326
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,630
Didn't have my phone, remember?
327
00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,012
- Did you talk to the driver?
- No.
328
00:10:51,048 --> 00:10:52,115
What route did you take?
329
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,718
I don't know, I was watching Taxi TV.
330
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,253
- What was on?
- Fallon highlights.
331
00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:57,124
- What was he doing?
- Slow-jamming the news.
332
00:10:57,159 --> 00:10:58,960
- Who was the guest?
- Amy Adams.
333
00:10:58,995 --> 00:11:01,099
- Who's that?
- Famous actress.
334
00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:03,902
- Why would you...
- Wow.
335
00:11:03,937 --> 00:11:05,839
You got some old silver
fillings in there.
336
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,131
You probably want to drill those out,
replace 'em with porcelain.
337
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,325
- Okay, but why...
- And that is some serious plaque buildup.
338
00:11:11,361 --> 00:11:12,718
- Let's get back to...
- No, no, no.
339
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,124
Open wider. Let me see.
340
00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:17,314
Good God, when is the last time
you had a cleaning?
341
00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:18,351
Damn it!
342
00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:20,989
Not only did we not break him,
but now I have to go to the dentist?!
343
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,036
We need a new strategy.
344
00:11:23,071 --> 00:11:24,906
And all this dental talk
345
00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:26,341
has given me an idea.
346
00:11:26,969 --> 00:11:27,870
- Okay.
- _
347
00:11:27,906 --> 00:11:29,706
We have a few more questions
for you, doctor.
348
00:11:29,883 --> 00:11:31,531
Doctor. Huh.
349
00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,321
It's funny when people
call dentists "doctor."
350
00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:35,383
We are doctors.
351
00:11:35,419 --> 00:11:36,786
We do four years of medical school.
352
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:37,956
Yeah, but it's called "dental school."
353
00:11:37,992 --> 00:11:39,425
But we learn about the entire body.
354
00:11:39,461 --> 00:11:41,364
But if you had cancer,
you wouldn't call a dentist.
355
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,968
You know it's actually harder
to get into dental school
356
00:11:43,004 --> 00:11:43,970
than medical school.
357
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:45,842
Well, because there
are fewer dental schools.
358
00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:48,880
Because most people want
to become actual doctors.
359
00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:51,350
That's ridiculous. It's not
like we're college professors
360
00:11:51,386 --> 00:11:52,553
calling ourselves "doctors."
361
00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,258
- Not the same thing, my friend.
- Well, sure it is.
362
00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:55,994
When someone has a heart attack
on a plane,
363
00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:58,130
do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody
here have an Art History PhD?"
364
00:11:58,165 --> 00:12:00,768
A PhD is a doctorate.
365
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,005
It's literally describing a doctor.
366
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,374
- Maybe let's refocus.
- No!
367
00:12:04,409 --> 00:12:05,878
The problem here is that
medical practitioners
368
00:12:05,913 --> 00:12:08,048
have co-opted the word "doctor."
369
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,250
- Okay, Captain...
- I know we live in a world
370
00:12:09,285 --> 00:12:11,321
where anything can mean anything,
371
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,735
and nobody even cares about etymolo...
372
00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:17,398
Apparently that's a trigger for me.
373
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:19,016
Yeah, apparently.
374
00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:21,795
So... now can we lie?
375
00:12:21,831 --> 00:12:24,008
No, no. But you know what often works?
376
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,978
Making him confront his victim.
377
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,745
_
378
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,549
Look your dead friend in the eyes
379
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,250
and say his name.
380
00:12:31,286 --> 00:12:32,461
Robert.
381
00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:35,287
Okay, maybe say his full name.
382
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:37,290
- Robert Tupper.
- His middle name's Henry.
383
00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:38,477
Robert Henry Tupper.
384
00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:40,016
His wife called him Rob. Work that in.
385
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,585
- Rob Tupper.
- Work it into the full name.
386
00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:42,788
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
387
00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:44,244
Now say it with a frown on your face.
388
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,464
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
389
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,534
Now try not to blink,
so tears come to your eyes.
390
00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:48,704
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
391
00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,974
Man, this guy is a good murderer!
392
00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,827
There's got to be some way to break him.
393
00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:53,969
Wait a minute. I just had an idea.
394
00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,105
Two, three, four.
395
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,797
Yeah, I really got to stop
trying that. It never works.
396
00:13:04,823 --> 00:13:06,036
_
397
00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:07,779
Tell us more about your
relationship with Robert.
398
00:13:07,815 --> 00:13:09,308
We've been over this a thousand times.
399
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,452
We got along well.
400
00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:12,323
So you never fought, at all.
About anything.
401
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,691
I mean, we worked together.
We disagreed sometimes.
402
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,237
But we had a good partnership.
403
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,224
He never, for instance, skipped a party
404
00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:21,129
so he could micromanage me
as I tried to do my job.
405
00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:22,431
That's what's happening here, right?
406
00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:24,167
That's why you're wearing the tuxedo?
407
00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:25,771
I skipped the opera,
not a party; it's no big deal.
408
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,239
Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny one.
409
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,776
And I'm not here to micromanage anyone.
410
00:13:28,811 --> 00:13:30,780
I'm here because I enjoy
interrogating scum.
411
00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:32,214
- Scum like you.
- That was implied.
412
00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,376
I just thought we had
a good rhythm going.
413
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,380
- We do.
- I know.
414
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:35,420
- Okay.
- Okay.
415
00:13:35,456 --> 00:13:36,992
You don't think the fact
that he skipped the opera
416
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:39,008
has anything to do with
him not believing in you?
417
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:40,698
He believes in me.
418
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:43,234
Okay. Why did he make you dumb cop?
419
00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:44,705
He didn't make me dumb cop,
420
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,107
not that it's any of your business.
421
00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:48,210
We agreed on it as a strategy.
422
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,848
Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop?
423
00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:52,416
Please. You never would
have bought that.
424
00:13:52,451 --> 00:13:54,120
- What?
- It's just that, um,
425
00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:57,158
between the two of us,
you are more believable as a...
426
00:13:57,193 --> 00:13:58,494
- Dumb cop?
- Yes, dumb.
427
00:13:58,529 --> 00:14:01,065
Uh, the-the dumber of two smart options.
428
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,231
Wow. Rough.
429
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,237
All right, that's enough.
You're not interrogating us.
430
00:14:04,273 --> 00:14:05,907
- We're interrogating you.
- Exactly.
431
00:14:05,942 --> 00:14:07,176
Tell us about that Diazepam.
432
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:08,445
If Cheryl didn't take it, then who did?
433
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,181
Because we're pretty sure it was you.
434
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,253
Honestly, it could have been
any one of our employees.
435
00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:14,223
They all have access
to the storage room.
436
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:16,326
You know, it's silly, but, uh...
437
00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:18,463
I trust the people who work for me.
438
00:14:18,498 --> 00:14:20,099
I'm telling you,
Captain Holt is only in here
439
00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:21,234
because I want him here.
440
00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:23,004
Really? So you're in charge?
441
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:26,076
And all those strategies you've
been coming after me with,
442
00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,211
those were all your ideas?
443
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,182
Right. The guitar thing was mine.
444
00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:30,985
And you signed off on that?
445
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,187
- Well...
- Seriously?
446
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:34,291
- Ooh, this is sad.
- Shut up.
447
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:36,094
- I just feel bad for you.
- I said shut up.
448
00:14:36,129 --> 00:14:38,498
Your boss thinks you're
an idiot; that can't feel good.
449
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:40,168
All right, listen, you son of a bitch,
450
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,336
you think you're smarter than us?
451
00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:42,540
You think you've gotten away with it?
452
00:14:42,575 --> 00:14:44,309
You haven't. We're gonna find something.
453
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,211
One skin cell, one eyelash,
454
00:14:46,246 --> 00:14:48,081
one tiny inconsistency in your story,
455
00:14:48,116 --> 00:14:50,219
and you're gonna spend the rest
of your life in prison.
456
00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:52,190
Everyone who loves you will leave,
457
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,358
and you will die alone!
458
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,394
And at that time, it will be your head
459
00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:56,949
that a bear has sex with!
460
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,609
I'm pretty sure you're going for angry,
461
00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:05,312
but in my mind, it just seems like
462
00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:07,984
when a Muppet gets upset
and starts going like...
463
00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:09,519
Oh, you want angry?
464
00:15:09,554 --> 00:15:11,224
I'll show you angry!
465
00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:15,464
Do you feel like I lost the upper hand?
466
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,999
Because I still think it's about 50/50.
467
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,435
I told you getting angry wouldn't work.
468
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:21,139
Well, your brilliant ideas
haven't gotten us anywhere either.
469
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:22,442
I'm telling you, the only thing
that's gonna work
470
00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:23,878
is lying about the cabin.
471
00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:25,480
That would be a huge mistake.
472
00:15:25,515 --> 00:15:27,417
- It'll work.
- No, it will backfire
473
00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:28,988
and jeopardize the entire case.
474
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:30,623
Oh, so Philip is right,
you don't trust me at all.
475
00:15:30,658 --> 00:15:33,161
Stop it! You know you're
one of my best detectives.
476
00:15:33,196 --> 00:15:34,430
So let me do this my way.
477
00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:36,877
I did. I let you do it your way,
478
00:15:36,913 --> 00:15:38,247
and it was a disaster.
479
00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:39,672
I had to jump in with
the dumb cop gambit
480
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,209
to rescue the interrogation.
481
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,106
I'm sorry.
482
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,210
I know you're frustrated, Peralta.
483
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,921
But the fact is, we don't have enough.
484
00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:46,184
We may not get a confession.
485
00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:47,219
It happens.
486
00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:50,729
You're right.
487
00:15:51,004 --> 00:15:52,216
I'm sorry.
488
00:15:53,059 --> 00:15:55,112
This guy has just really
gotten under my skin.
489
00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:57,016
- Mine too.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom
490
00:15:57,052 --> 00:15:58,283
and try and clear my head.
491
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:59,824
- I think that's a good idea.
- Good.
492
00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:05,318
Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing?
493
00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:06,988
Guess what, you dick?
494
00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:08,959
I just got off the phone with Vernon PD.
495
00:16:08,994 --> 00:16:10,494
Oh, no, no, no.
496
00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:11,563
Your uncle's neighbors
saw you go into the cabin
497
00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:12,751
the night of the murder.
498
00:16:12,787 --> 00:16:15,436
They ID'd your photo.
I've got you dead to rights.
499
00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:17,038
Interesting.
500
00:16:17,073 --> 00:16:19,509
But, uh, my uncle only has one neighbor,
501
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:21,513
and I'm pretty sure
he didn't identify me.
502
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,550
Oh, really? Because you were so careful?
503
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:25,770
Because he's been dead three years.
504
00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:28,687
Well.
505
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,164
I'm friends with Steph Curry.
506
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,269
So...
507
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,327
_
508
00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:38,343
So, this is how it looks to me.
509
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:40,296
You were lying in an attempt
to frame my client.
510
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,106
No, no, no, no. Look
Even if we were lying
511
00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:43,576
- about having a witness...
- Which you are.
512
00:16:43,612 --> 00:16:45,576
- The neighbor's dead.
- No, it could've been a squatter
513
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:48,375
or a hunter or a squatting hunter,
not all hunters have homes...
514
00:16:48,411 --> 00:16:50,425
Peralta's point is, legally,
he can say whatever the hell he wants
515
00:16:50,461 --> 00:16:51,956
- in an interrogation.
- True.
516
00:16:51,992 --> 00:16:54,317
But that doesn't
play so well with juries.
517
00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,589
You screwed up, and my client's leaving.
518
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,858
No! He can't leave until I dismiss him.
519
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,529
You've had him for ten hours
520
00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:02,239
and 45 minutes.
521
00:17:02,275 --> 00:17:04,077
15 more and we file a harassment claim.
522
00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:06,383
Great! Then I'll just
keep him for 14 minutes.
523
00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:08,633
Seriously? Just to be childish?
524
00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:09,803
Yuh doy!
525
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,674
I told you not to lie!
526
00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:13,052
What were you thinking?!
527
00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:14,456
I thought it would work.
528
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,226
And I wanted to be the one that got him.
529
00:17:16,262 --> 00:17:17,464
Is this about your ego?
530
00:17:17,848 --> 00:17:19,846
Are you that desperate for everyone
to know how great you are?
531
00:17:19,882 --> 00:17:21,177
It's not about everyone.
532
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:22,523
Okay? It's just...
533
00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:24,902
I wanted you to know.
534
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,853
Oh, my God.
535
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:34,843
I got it!
536
00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:37,950
He's not answering any questions.
537
00:17:37,986 --> 00:17:39,352
That's okay. I have no questions.
538
00:17:39,388 --> 00:17:41,353
That's right.
I'm about to monologue, son.
539
00:17:41,389 --> 00:17:43,304
You better make it quick.
You only got eight minutes.
540
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:44,892
All right, then let me
paint you a picture...
541
00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:46,564
of Philip, a successful periodontist
542
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,035
that's become addicted to Diazepam,
543
00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:49,786
a sedative I take because
I'm junkie scum.
544
00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:51,458
Also, for real, addiction is a disease.
545
00:17:51,494 --> 00:17:53,151
I would be super empathetic
if you hadn't murdered a man.
546
00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:54,658
- What is the point of this?
- I'll get there.
547
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:57,191
So, one day I'm working late when
my boss Robert surprises me.
548
00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:58,565
He found out I was stealing meds...
549
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,348
again, junkie scum...
also again, not your fault.
550
00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:01,924
There's a major genetic
component to addiction.
551
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,461
He says he's gonna file a police report.
552
00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:04,797
I could lose my license.
553
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,566
We fight, and something
in me just snaps,
554
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:09,006
so I grab the first thing I can
find, and I hit him with it.
555
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,375
You still have no murder weapon.
556
00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:12,720
I do now. Here's a pic I found on Yelp
557
00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:14,255
of the surgical suite six months ago,
558
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,293
and here is a shot that our
crime scene photographer
559
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,130
took of the same room two weeks
after the murder.
560
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,700
- Notice any differences?
- We're not answering that.
561
00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:21,333
That's all right, I can just
tell you myself.
562
00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:23,517
The Yelp shot has six of these
heavy-looking glass awards
563
00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:25,556
from the Brooklyn Periodontics Society
564
00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:28,229
in the background, whereas
this shot only has five.
565
00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:29,464
What happened to number six?
566
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,312
- Murdered Robert with it!
- I didn't.
567
00:18:31,348 --> 00:18:33,284
You lost all control and you
bludgeoned him to death.
568
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,756
There must have been blood
everywhere, but you got lucky.
569
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,952
You were in the surgical
suite; it can be sterilized.
570
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:40,048
You never would have gotten away
with it in your carpeted office.
571
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:41,813
- That's not what happened.
- Don't say anything more, Philip.
572
00:18:41,849 --> 00:18:44,201
And your office manager would
have heard all of the screaming
573
00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:45,893
but she was at her grandson's play.
574
00:18:45,929 --> 00:18:47,200
- Lucky again.
- You're wrong.
575
00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:48,735
You put Robert's body into a wheelchair
576
00:18:48,771 --> 00:18:49,988
and shoved it in the elevator.
577
00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:51,557
It's a miracle there
wasn't blood everywhere.
578
00:18:51,593 --> 00:18:53,656
- That's not true.
- Now you're in the garage with a corpse.
579
00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,805
You panicked and left
your phone in your office,
580
00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:56,920
and you don't have your car keys,
581
00:18:56,956 --> 00:18:59,546
but Robert's are in his pocket
so you put him in his car
582
00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:00,778
- and you take off.
- No.
583
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:02,034
- You can't believe what you've done.
- No.
584
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,139
- Philip.
- You're flustered.
585
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,739
You have no GPS,
so you just start driving.
586
00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:05,869
- No!
- Philip!
587
00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:07,005
Next thing you know,
you're in the Pine Barrens,
588
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,373
and it hits you: your uncle's cabin.
589
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,409
He has a place there.
590
00:19:09,444 --> 00:19:10,593
You're the luckiest son of a bitch...
591
00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:11,534
- It wasn't luck!
- Yes, it was.
592
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:12,904
- You got lucky at every turn!
- No.
593
00:19:13,076 --> 00:19:14,662
I knew exactly where I was driving,
594
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:16,666
I left my phone in
the office on purpose,
595
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,204
I was in the surgical suite by design,
596
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,706
and I didn't use some glass award
597
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,712
that any idiot would
clearly see was missing.
598
00:19:21,748 --> 00:19:23,882
I made a rod out
of a special dental polymer,
599
00:19:23,918 --> 00:19:25,854
killed him with it,
then melted it back down.
600
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,482
It's already in a patient's
mouth... son!
601
00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:34,701
Oh, damn.
602
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,140
Oh, damn.
603
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,111
Oh, damn!
604
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,382
And that is three oh-damns.
605
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:41,910
Oh, damn!
606
00:19:44,312 --> 00:19:47,042
Ohhh. Fresh air.
607
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,458
Wow, I don't say that a lot.
608
00:19:49,494 --> 00:19:52,230
There's one thing I still
don't understand.
609
00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:55,293
Did you know you had
the wrong murder weapon?
610
00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:57,294
Ah, excellent question, sir.
611
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,397
Yes. I spotted the missing dental award
612
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:00,533
when I first took the case.
613
00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:01,571
I asked around weeks ago.
614
00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:03,639
Turns out a cleaning lady
knocked it over and shattered it.
615
00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:04,936
Then why did you run in there like that?
616
00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:06,272
Because in talking to you,
617
00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,465
I realized what Philip's
worst fear actually was:
618
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,754
that we would think he was just
some dummy that got lucky.
619
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:11,897
Right.
620
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,841
He had planned the perfect crime.
621
00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:16,214
And it killed him when you said
he was sloppy and impulsive.
622
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,883
He needed us to know how smart he was.
623
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,456
Right. Like someone else I know.
624
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:21,767
Yup.
625
00:20:22,049 --> 00:20:23,317
Kevin.
626
00:20:29,282 --> 00:20:30,427
I'm proud of you, Peralta.
627
00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:32,417
Thank you, sir.
628
00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:35,223
Now let's go get some sleep.
629
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,560
Hey, guys.
630
00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:39,997
My goodness. We're almost late for work.
631
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,901
Oh. Well, in that case,
632
00:20:42,098 --> 00:20:43,332
good morning, sir.
633
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,436
Good morning, Peralta.
634
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,532
God, I love this job.
635
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,337
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