1 00:00:08,116 --> 00:00:11,116 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:12,481 --> 00:00:15,349 Amy Santiago, put down that melon, 3 00:00:15,385 --> 00:00:17,429 for you are about to feast your eyes 4 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:20,532 on one of the most delicious cases in the NYPD. 5 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:22,200 I don't like the personality I've chosen here. 6 00:00:22,235 --> 00:00:24,102 I do. You sound like Caesar Flickerman 7 00:00:24,137 --> 00:00:26,538 welcoming new "Hunger Games" tributes to the Quarter Quell. 8 00:00:26,573 --> 00:00:27,873 - What's going on, Jake? - In one week, 9 00:00:27,908 --> 00:00:29,141 you will officially become a sergeant. 10 00:00:29,176 --> 00:00:30,575 Which means this case will be the last one 11 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:32,978 we ever work together as detectives, so it has to be perfect. 12 00:00:33,013 --> 00:00:36,148 I present to you a serial arson case. 13 00:00:36,183 --> 00:00:38,116 - Mm-hmm. - And the fires seem to be 14 00:00:38,151 --> 00:00:40,786 connected to the Saturday crossword puzzle. 15 00:00:40,821 --> 00:00:41,987 - Mama like. - Two different buildings, 16 00:00:42,022 --> 00:00:43,488 two consecutive Saturdays, 17 00:00:43,523 --> 00:00:45,232 and a puzzle left at each crime scene, 18 00:00:45,268 --> 00:00:47,424 and a note was sent to the puzzle's author, 19 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,829 - Mr. Melvin Stermley. - Melvin Stermley? 20 00:00:50,864 --> 00:00:52,831 He's the best in the game! 21 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:54,766 He made a puzzle once where all the answers 22 00:00:54,801 --> 00:00:57,002 were just the word "puzzle" in different languages. 23 00:00:57,037 --> 00:01:01,006 - In Estonian, it was moistatus. - Yeah, well, your moistatus 24 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:02,808 is about to be hecka moist... 25 00:01:02,843 --> 00:01:04,543 don't call HR, we are getting married... 26 00:01:04,578 --> 00:01:05,944 because Melvin Stermley is coming in 27 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:08,625 - to help us with the case! - Sha-wing! 28 00:01:09,115 --> 00:01:11,783 Hey, I was going through your calendar for some reason. 29 00:01:11,818 --> 00:01:14,152 - It's your job. - Right. 30 00:01:14,187 --> 00:01:17,055 Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind you about the commissioner 31 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,591 candidate meet and greet, and your presentation 32 00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:20,992 to the selection committee. 33 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:22,594 Being that I am your campaign manager... 34 00:01:22,629 --> 00:01:24,162 - You are not. - I did a little sleuthing 35 00:01:24,197 --> 00:01:26,598 on your rivals. You want me to spill the beans? 36 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:28,533 Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? 37 00:01:28,568 --> 00:01:30,902 They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources, 38 00:01:30,937 --> 00:01:33,605 and they remain unsullied by flavor. 39 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,540 Okay, forget it, I'll just mosey on out. 40 00:01:35,575 --> 00:01:37,542 Fine, fine, tell me everything. 41 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:40,145 All right, have a seat. It's Gina time. 42 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:42,247 Say hello to your compe-tish. 43 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:46,218 Bryan McCann, John Kelly, and John Kelly. 44 00:01:46,253 --> 00:01:48,887 Yes, that's right, there are two John Kellys. 45 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:50,856 How are these not the same man? 46 00:01:50,891 --> 00:01:53,758 You should see their wives. Or should I say, wife. 47 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:55,694 Good God, do you know what their speeches are about? 48 00:01:55,729 --> 00:01:57,028 I do. 49 00:01:57,063 --> 00:01:58,697 "Staying the course." 50 00:01:58,732 --> 00:02:00,131 "Maintaining the course," and 51 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,534 "Blazing a path to a new future." 52 00:02:02,569 --> 00:02:04,302 I'm kidding, it's "Remaining on the course." 53 00:02:04,337 --> 00:02:05,837 Unbelievable, none of these men 54 00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:07,906 have any interest in advancing the NYPD. 55 00:02:07,941 --> 00:02:09,841 That's right, because they're dinosaurs. 56 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:11,676 But do you know what kills dinosaurs? 57 00:02:11,711 --> 00:02:12,744 - Asteroids? - No. 58 00:02:12,779 --> 00:02:14,279 You-steroids. 59 00:02:14,314 --> 00:02:16,640 You are going to kill these dinosaurs. 60 00:02:17,684 --> 00:02:20,185 Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking? 61 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,053 Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush? 62 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:23,955 - Are you insane? - Relax, Charles. 63 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:26,138 It's not a crush, it's her nerdy crossword puzzling hero. 64 00:02:26,174 --> 00:02:27,626 I mean, the guy's got to be a massive dork. 65 00:02:27,661 --> 00:02:29,261 His name is Melvin Stermley, for God's sake. 66 00:02:29,296 --> 00:02:31,515 Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin. 67 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:34,122 Hey, you can call me Vin. 68 00:02:35,101 --> 00:02:37,936 But, where is nerd? 69 00:02:40,173 --> 00:02:42,107 Whoa, is this a new detective car? 70 00:02:42,142 --> 00:02:44,109 It sure is, I put in the paperwork 71 00:02:44,144 --> 00:02:47,312 18 months ago, and got lucky. They fast tracked it! 72 00:02:47,347 --> 00:02:51,283 Say hello to the Nine-Nine's brand new, fully loaded, 73 00:02:51,318 --> 00:02:53,752 sweet-as-hell crime-crusher on wheels! 74 00:02:53,787 --> 00:02:57,255 Holy crap, it has a heads-up display with built-in license plate reader. 75 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:59,090 Who cares. It's got two burrito holders. 76 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,609 - Those are cup holders, Scully. - Oh yeah? 77 00:03:00,645 --> 00:03:02,582 Then what am I supposed to use my thighs for, genius? 78 00:03:02,618 --> 00:03:05,046 Wait, who are you assigning this car to, Sarge? 79 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:07,712 Um, I was actually thinking I'd get this one. 80 00:03:07,748 --> 00:03:09,000 - Seriously? - You suck. 81 00:03:09,035 --> 00:03:10,936 Whoa, the heater in my detective car 82 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:13,271 hasn't worked in two years. I don't have enough body fat 83 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:14,873 to keep warm, Terry's sick of shivering. 84 00:03:14,908 --> 00:03:16,374 Okay, just seems a little selfish 85 00:03:16,409 --> 00:03:17,842 to keep it for yourself when your detectives, 86 00:03:17,877 --> 00:03:19,177 who you took an oath to protect, 87 00:03:19,212 --> 00:03:20,979 are stuck driving their crappy old cars. 88 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:23,348 - Mine's the oldest. - I've never felt so abandoned. 89 00:03:23,383 --> 00:03:25,951 And I was actually abandoned. They found me in a swamp. 90 00:03:25,986 --> 00:03:28,019 Fine. We'll do a drawing for it. 91 00:03:28,054 --> 00:03:29,988 But until then, no one touches it. 92 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:31,356 Oops, too late. 93 00:03:31,391 --> 00:03:33,258 I left a ranch handprint on the windshield. 94 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:34,859 Okay, so here are your puzzles 95 00:03:34,894 --> 00:03:36,394 from the days the arsonist set the fire. 96 00:03:36,429 --> 00:03:38,263 This is really good, Amy, thanks. 97 00:03:38,298 --> 00:03:41,232 Hey, so Vin, just curious. Would you say you have 98 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:43,168 the typical physique of a puzzle maker, or? 99 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:45,003 Well, each puzzle only pays a couple hundred bucks, 100 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:46,729 so I mostly make my money modeling. 101 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:48,745 - Primarily swimwear. - Yeah, I hear that. 102 00:03:48,781 --> 00:03:50,657 I could do that too, but I make pretty good money here, 103 00:03:50,693 --> 00:03:51,650 so I don't really need to. 104 00:03:51,686 --> 00:03:52,844 Anyways, let's talk about the case. 105 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:55,113 So here's the letter that the arsonist sent to Vin. 106 00:03:55,148 --> 00:03:58,116 "Your clues I discombobulate to teach you to conjugate, 107 00:03:58,151 --> 00:04:01,219 the fool who fails to validate will watch as I conflagrate." 108 00:04:01,254 --> 00:04:03,321 It seems like he's using my crossword to tell me something. 109 00:04:03,356 --> 00:04:06,791 Oh, maybe we should look at anagrams of the answers. 110 00:04:06,826 --> 00:04:08,827 That's really good, "o nasty amiga!" 111 00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:10,662 Oh, what? 112 00:04:10,697 --> 00:04:12,764 He re-arranged the letters of "Amy Santiago." 113 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:15,800 He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta. 114 00:04:15,835 --> 00:04:17,335 - I doubt that's even possible. - Eat a jerk, pal. 115 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:19,304 What, no one's ever said that phrase. 116 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:21,272 I really think this anagram approach makes a lot of sense. 117 00:04:21,307 --> 00:04:22,774 Seriously? Let's do it. 118 00:04:22,809 --> 00:04:24,209 I'll take even clues, you take odds. 119 00:04:24,244 --> 00:04:27,345 Great, and I will take everyone's coffee order. 120 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:29,114 - That's equally helpful. - I don't drink coffee. 121 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:31,170 - But I'd love a kombucha. - Great, I'll just... 122 00:04:31,451 --> 00:04:33,118 walk to the kombucha store. 123 00:04:33,153 --> 00:04:35,793 - Everything okay? - Yeah, of course. 124 00:04:36,322 --> 00:04:38,156 You can't wear a coat over a tank, 125 00:04:38,191 --> 00:04:40,959 - You're not Ryan Gosling. - Feeling jealous, buddy? 126 00:04:40,994 --> 00:04:42,994 No, not at all. I mean, I am a little surprised 127 00:04:43,029 --> 00:04:45,230 that somebody named Melvin is so bodacious, 128 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:47,332 but I feel that jealousy is an ugly emotion. 129 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:48,933 - That you are feeling. - And I'm just glad 130 00:04:48,968 --> 00:04:50,368 that Amy is spending some time with her hero. 131 00:04:50,403 --> 00:04:51,970 - Who is super hot. - Charles, let it go. 132 00:04:52,005 --> 00:04:53,204 - And smart. - I'm serious, stop. 133 00:04:55,008 --> 00:04:56,534 And hilarious. 134 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:58,155 Eat a jerk, pal! 135 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:03,072 So, how's it going in here? 136 00:05:03,107 --> 00:05:04,374 Vin, I see you're still coatless. 137 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,181 - I run hot, like a wolf. - Oh, I see. 138 00:05:06,217 --> 00:05:07,755 I wonder if the word "conjugate" 139 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:09,223 in the arsonist's letter means we should 140 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:12,285 - focus on the verb answers. - Cool, I love verbs. 141 00:05:12,321 --> 00:05:14,783 - Second favorite part of speech. - After prepositions. 142 00:05:14,818 --> 00:05:16,958 Yeah, words are cool. 143 00:05:16,994 --> 00:05:18,486 But maybe we should switch gears a bit, 144 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:20,389 and get back to some good old-fashioned police work. 145 00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:21,924 - What are you thinking? - Well, whoever's setting 146 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:23,592 these fires is clearly trying to humiliate Vin. 147 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,160 You know, make a puzzle he can't solve. 148 00:05:25,195 --> 00:05:26,995 So maybe we should focus on people that don't like you. 149 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:28,697 Jake has a point about motive. 150 00:05:28,732 --> 00:05:30,099 Maybe another puzzler wants to take you down. 151 00:05:30,134 --> 00:05:32,000 Well, if you're looking for a puzzle head, 152 00:05:32,035 --> 00:05:34,169 I'm hosting a crossword night at the Turnkey Bar tonight. 153 00:05:34,204 --> 00:05:35,971 Oh, I've always wanted to go there. 154 00:05:36,006 --> 00:05:38,006 That place is a total puzz-hang. 155 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:40,309 Ah, gross, all right, so we'll go undercover, 156 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:42,277 chat some people up, and see if we can't find our arsonist. 157 00:05:42,312 --> 00:05:44,246 - Good idea. - Oh, Amy likes my plan. 158 00:05:44,281 --> 00:05:48,717 Great, so Vin, why don't we just get this coat back on you, 159 00:05:48,752 --> 00:05:50,986 and I'll help you get out of the door, here. 160 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:53,355 And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye! 161 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,724 - The best. - Right? 162 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:57,292 Yeah! 163 00:05:57,495 --> 00:05:59,828 Wow, the competition looks even older in person. 164 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:01,864 What do you think these dinosaurs are talking about? 165 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:03,398 Where to find "Matlock" reruns? 166 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:04,967 Be professional, Gina. 167 00:06:05,002 --> 00:06:06,635 Like the homecare nurses 168 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,170 who will tuck them into bed tonight. 169 00:06:09,406 --> 00:06:11,106 - Oh, hello, John. - Raymond. 170 00:06:11,141 --> 00:06:12,341 I just want to say what an honor it is 171 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:13,709 to be up for the same job 172 00:06:13,744 --> 00:06:16,612 as a man with your... experience. 173 00:06:16,787 --> 00:06:17,874 Thank you. 174 00:06:19,197 --> 00:06:21,650 I paused suggestively before I said "experience," 175 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,685 so he would know it wasn't really a compliment. 176 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,054 Who are you talking to? I invented the pause. 177 00:06:26,089 --> 00:06:28,657 Raymond Holt, I'm Captain Olivia Crawford. 178 00:06:28,871 --> 00:06:30,566 I'm the new candidate for commissioner. 179 00:06:30,602 --> 00:06:31,620 - Oh? - Excuse me? 180 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:32,894 Yeah, I replaced the other candidate. 181 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:34,930 He retired to spend more time with his grandchildren. 182 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:37,099 Anyway, I just wanted to say what a privilege it is 183 00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:41,870 to be up for the same job as a man with your... tenure. 184 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:44,873 - Oh, damn, she paused, dude. - In error, I am certain. 185 00:06:44,908 --> 00:06:46,108 Olivia, I may be older than you, 186 00:06:46,143 --> 00:06:47,676 but I am not some dinosaur 187 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,211 intent on maintaining the status quo. 188 00:06:49,246 --> 00:06:52,247 For example, I would add a social media officer 189 00:06:52,282 --> 00:06:54,060 - to every precinct. - Interesting. 190 00:06:54,638 --> 00:06:56,919 I plan on eliminating precincts all together. 191 00:06:56,954 --> 00:06:59,087 What, no precincts? That's not how we do things. 192 00:06:59,122 --> 00:07:01,587 That's exactly what both John Kellys said. 193 00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:05,727 Oh no, she's the asteroid. 194 00:07:05,762 --> 00:07:08,185 And I don't want to say you're a dinosaur, but... 195 00:07:08,581 --> 00:07:10,181 You're a dinosaur. 196 00:07:10,334 --> 00:07:13,101 Wow, a whole crowd full of puzzlers. 197 00:07:13,136 --> 00:07:14,970 Gotta be honest, I'm a little disappointed 198 00:07:15,005 --> 00:07:16,839 no one's wearing a green suit covered in question marks. 199 00:07:16,874 --> 00:07:18,440 That guy has crossword puzzle pants. 200 00:07:18,475 --> 00:07:21,743 - Does that scratch your itch? - Very much so, thanks. 201 00:07:21,778 --> 00:07:24,025 All right, we should probably start talking to people in line. 202 00:07:24,481 --> 00:07:26,215 Pardon me there, fellow puzzler. 203 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,016 What do you think of Melvin Stermley? 204 00:07:28,051 --> 00:07:29,885 Uh, you mean my future husband? 205 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,320 Oh, so you like his puzzles? 206 00:07:31,355 --> 00:07:33,755 And his face, body, and brain... and body. 207 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:34,890 Honestly, Vin makes all other men 208 00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:36,725 seem really stupid and ugly. 209 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,960 Okay, well, thank you for your 210 00:07:37,995 --> 00:07:39,551 very candid and hurtful input. 211 00:07:39,863 --> 00:07:42,264 You must solve one of Vin's puzzles to enter. 212 00:07:42,299 --> 00:07:44,199 Rearrange the letters of this phrase 213 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:46,101 to reveal a place in the world. 214 00:07:46,154 --> 00:07:48,803 "Meet a brainier stud, a." 215 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:51,139 Oh, come on, there's no place with that many letters in it. 216 00:07:51,174 --> 00:07:53,008 I mean, most places are, like, four letters. 217 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:56,345 - You know, park, mall, dump... - United Arab Emirates! 218 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,380 You may enter. 219 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:00,515 Uh, you must each answer a puzzle. 220 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:02,384 Oh... great. 221 00:08:02,419 --> 00:08:04,386 Unscramble the letters in this phrase 222 00:08:04,421 --> 00:08:07,289 to reveal the name of a film based on a classic novel. 223 00:08:07,324 --> 00:08:10,158 - Okay. - "Sad anus loser, I go in" 224 00:08:10,193 --> 00:08:12,828 You know, I feel like these puzzles are actually very pointed. 225 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:14,396 Forget it, I got this. 226 00:08:14,431 --> 00:08:16,398 Uh, A, R, uh... 227 00:08:18,101 --> 00:08:19,434 Puzzle solved. 228 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:27,350 Who's the anus loser now? 229 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:30,507 It's still me. 230 00:08:30,847 --> 00:08:33,448 Okay, one of us is about to get access 231 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:36,818 to the best detective car ever, and everyone else 232 00:08:36,853 --> 00:08:38,787 will go back to driving junk cars 233 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,222 for the rest of your junk lives. 234 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:42,057 Damn, Sarge, that took a dark turn. 235 00:08:42,092 --> 00:08:44,231 I want seat warmers. I want them bad. 236 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:45,394 I need this car too. 237 00:08:45,429 --> 00:08:47,429 I'm sick of riding my Vespa to work every day. 238 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:49,298 Well, being on the seat behind you is no picnic either. 239 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,666 All right, here it goes. 240 00:08:53,937 --> 00:08:56,004 What? 241 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:59,241 Oh, my God, it says "Terry." I won! 242 00:08:59,276 --> 00:09:01,910 ♪ Terry got a car, Terry got a car ♪ 243 00:09:01,945 --> 00:09:03,245 No way. You cheated. 244 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,247 What? I didn't cheat. 245 00:09:05,282 --> 00:09:06,894 I bet every slip in there says Terry. 246 00:09:09,119 --> 00:09:11,053 He filled it full of fake people. 247 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:13,322 - Who the hell is Norm? - That's Scully's first name. 248 00:09:13,357 --> 00:09:15,123 - It is? - Stop being sore losers. 249 00:09:15,158 --> 00:09:16,458 I won fair and square. 250 00:09:16,493 --> 00:09:18,126 No, you won unfair and un-square, 251 00:09:18,161 --> 00:09:20,195 - and I'm going to prove it. - And if we can't, 252 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:21,664 - we'll plant it. - No. 253 00:09:22,032 --> 00:09:23,382 Charles, I need your help. 254 00:09:23,436 --> 00:09:24,967 What's the best way to dry out a pant leg that's 255 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:26,902 - been soaked in toilet water? - Wait 28 minutes. 256 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:28,837 Trust me, that's how long it takes for toilet pants to dry. 257 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,372 Well, I can't just be standing around 258 00:09:30,407 --> 00:09:32,307 for half an hour while Amy chats it up with Vin. 259 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:35,577 Ah, so it's not toilet water. You're drenched in jealousy. 260 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:38,612 I told you before, jealousy is an ugly emotion that I don't feel. 261 00:09:38,648 --> 00:09:40,402 Besides, Amy picked my plan to come here. 262 00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:41,569 Why would I be jealous of Vin? 263 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:44,486 Because of his body, and face, and brain... and body. 264 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:46,121 Why does everybody say "body" twice? 265 00:09:46,156 --> 00:09:47,589 Oh, hang on a second. 266 00:09:47,624 --> 00:09:49,291 - Somebody's coming. - Vin is on fire tonight. 267 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:51,226 - He's phenomenal. - No wonder the Saturday 268 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,195 crossword replaced Sam with him. 269 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:55,464 - Sam must be pissed. - I heard the only place 270 00:09:55,499 --> 00:09:57,566 that buys his puzzles now is "Parade" magazine. 271 00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:59,868 The hardest clue he had in his last one 272 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,970 was a five-letter word for a game 273 00:10:02,005 --> 00:10:04,473 - popular in nursing homes. - Bingo. 274 00:10:04,508 --> 00:10:06,041 I figured out who the arsonist is. 275 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:08,076 It's this guy named Sam. He's a puzzle maker. 276 00:10:08,111 --> 00:10:10,577 - And Vin took his job. - Sam Jepson? 277 00:10:10,613 --> 00:10:11,670 Oh, he's not the arsonist. 278 00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:12,864 He's been out of town for weeks. 279 00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:14,033 And he's one of my closest friends. 280 00:10:14,069 --> 00:10:15,467 He let me stay on his couch 281 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:16,901 when Anna Kournikova and I broke up. 282 00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:19,037 Well, I mean, she never won a major, so. 283 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:21,039 All right, fine, if I'm so wrong, what did you guys find? 284 00:10:21,074 --> 00:10:22,640 Both fires were located 285 00:10:22,675 --> 00:10:24,010 at the intersection of numbered streets. 286 00:10:24,046 --> 00:10:25,579 If you match those intersections with the same 287 00:10:25,615 --> 00:10:27,682 intersections of the numbered clues in the puzzles, 288 00:10:27,718 --> 00:10:29,256 you get the letters "MA". 289 00:10:29,292 --> 00:10:31,014 We think the arsonist is spelling his name. 290 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:33,851 We can build a puzzle around that, and catch him setting his next fire. 291 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:36,333 But we have a suspect with a crystal clear motive. 292 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,737 I think we need to solve this like cops, not puzzlers. 293 00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:40,573 I hear you, Jake. But people who make crosswords 294 00:10:40,609 --> 00:10:42,176 love hiding their names in their puzzles. 295 00:10:42,212 --> 00:10:43,578 It's our version of a self portrait. 296 00:10:43,614 --> 00:10:45,147 All right, you know what? 297 00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:47,217 Amy, it's your last case, you decide. 298 00:10:47,253 --> 00:10:49,032 Should we go with Vin's wacky little plan, 299 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:51,074 or should we go with Sam Jepson, 300 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,009 my exceptionally solid lead? 301 00:10:53,045 --> 00:10:56,338 I see where you're coming from, Jake, but this is Vin's world, 302 00:10:56,374 --> 00:10:58,374 and I think we should go with his strategy. 303 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,022 - Sound good? - Yeah. 304 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,888 - Yeah, sounds great. - Okay, great. 305 00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:04,954 - Let's go. - Yeah, let's go. 306 00:11:05,785 --> 00:11:08,386 Oh, no, ugly emotion. 307 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:13,708 Okay, so we think the arsonist is using the fires 308 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:14,889 to spell out his name. 309 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:15,992 The most common third letter 310 00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:18,521 in names that start with "MA" are L for Malcolm, 311 00:11:18,557 --> 00:11:20,524 X for Max, R for Mark, and T for Matthew. 312 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,760 Or his name is Sam, and he's spelling it backwards. 313 00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:23,933 Uh-huh. 314 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:26,630 Let's just stick with the LXRT plan. 315 00:11:26,665 --> 00:11:28,466 - Copy that. - Vin designed today's puzzle 316 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,267 using only one of each of those letters. 317 00:11:30,302 --> 00:11:32,487 Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever seen? 318 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:33,622 I don't know, I mean, remember that time 319 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:35,272 we investigated the disappearance of Mrs. Jackson, 320 00:11:35,307 --> 00:11:37,241 and it turned out her parrot ate her, bones and all? 321 00:11:37,276 --> 00:11:39,143 - That was pretty crazy. - That was crazy. 322 00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:40,711 Yeah. 323 00:11:40,746 --> 00:11:42,513 So tonight, we'll stake out the intersections 324 00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:44,749 that correspond to where the L, X, R, and T are 325 00:11:44,784 --> 00:11:47,418 in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully catch the arsonist in the act. 326 00:11:47,453 --> 00:11:50,621 I'll take the MAT corner, you take the MAR corner, 327 00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:53,290 and we'll have patrolman take the MAL and MAX. 328 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:54,874 - Cool? - Yep, very cool. 329 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:56,544 Okay, great, I'll get the surveillance equipment. 330 00:11:58,013 --> 00:11:59,282 Shame. 331 00:11:59,498 --> 00:12:01,298 Shame, shame, shame. 332 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,371 I can't believe you're doing Vin's plan. 333 00:12:03,407 --> 00:12:05,007 Will you relax? I'm only doing it 334 00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:06,451 because someone else is going to do my plan. 335 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,653 - Who? - You. 336 00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:08,930 - Oh. - While I'm busy watching 337 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:10,126 nothing happen on my stupid corner, 338 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,195 you're going to stake out Sam's apartment. 339 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,376 Then when he sets a fire, Vin is going to look like a dummy. 340 00:12:13,412 --> 00:12:15,497 That's right, use the jealousy, Jake. 341 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,477 It will give you unimaginable power. 342 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:20,601 Yes, yes, I can feel it coursing through my veins. 343 00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:21,703 - Oh, my hand cramped. - Oh. 344 00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:22,910 Oh, it's stuck in a claw. 345 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,505 - It's a claw now. - Oh. 346 00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,208 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 347 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:29,143 You're snacking? This is from the guy 348 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,945 who told me that eating finger foods 349 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,446 was the one true sign of depression? 350 00:12:32,481 --> 00:12:34,148 Then watch me chew, Gina. 351 00:12:34,183 --> 00:12:36,350 I'm a creature of the past. I'm a dinosaur. 352 00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:39,086 No, you are not, you're the best man for the job. 353 00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:40,955 And I think you know what you have to do to get it. 354 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:43,745 Believe in myself and give a great presentation? 355 00:12:43,781 --> 00:12:44,894 Not even close. 356 00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:48,329 That's the head of the committee over there, gorging on crab cakes. 357 00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:50,198 Just go up to him and sabotage Olivia. 358 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,418 Um... 359 00:12:51,691 --> 00:12:53,401 - I don't think I can do that. - Well, you can't really be 360 00:12:53,436 --> 00:12:55,536 the best commissioner the NYPD has ever had 361 00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:57,540 if you're not the commissioner. 362 00:12:58,597 --> 00:13:02,024 Right. You're right, I want this. 363 00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:05,246 And I will do good things for the city. 364 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:07,548 Yes, you will. Now, get over there, 365 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,943 and crap all over Olivia's ideas. 366 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:14,389 - Patrick, nice to see you. - Hello, Raymond. 367 00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:17,091 - Shall we small-talk? - Mm. 368 00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:19,060 I've been thinking recently about how vital 369 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,562 the existence of precincts is to the NYPD. 370 00:13:21,597 --> 00:13:23,715 Oh, you spoke to Crawford. 371 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,133 She's very forward thinking, isn't she? 372 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,069 I suppose you could call it that. 373 00:13:28,104 --> 00:13:29,604 I mean, I wouldn't, but... 374 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,225 Ray, you don't need to worry about her. 375 00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:37,345 Between you and me, we had to nominate a girl for PR reasons. 376 00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:39,213 There's no way the NYPD 377 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,709 is ready for a female commissioner. 378 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,252 - Oh. - Hey. 379 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:46,053 Grab a crab cake before we start. 380 00:13:46,088 --> 00:13:48,044 Real crab, big chunks. 381 00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:53,494 Okay, no one saw Sarge do anything suspicious 382 00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:55,329 on the day of the drawing. We got nothing. 383 00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:57,871 Speak for yourself, sister. We found a smoking gun. 384 00:13:57,907 --> 00:13:58,906 Play it, Hitchcock. 385 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:00,100 - Voila. - Bah-boom. 386 00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:02,103 - What, I don't see anything. - Focus on the butt. 387 00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:04,848 - The butt don't lie. - He squeezed his cheeks 388 00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:07,141 before he opened the slip. He knew his name was on it. 389 00:14:07,176 --> 00:14:08,909 It was a pre-emptive celebration clench. 390 00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:11,178 I don't know, we need better proof than a butt clench 391 00:14:11,213 --> 00:14:13,414 - to take down Terry. - I did it, okay? 392 00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:16,617 I cheated. I wanted that car, and I took it. 393 00:14:16,652 --> 00:14:19,287 And it's killing me. I couldn't sleep all night. 394 00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:21,289 I just kept hearing the blinker. 395 00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:24,258 You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat. 396 00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:26,560 Here are the keys. Take the damn car. 397 00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:28,036 Terry doesn't deserve it. 398 00:14:28,865 --> 00:14:31,432 And that is why I became a cop. 399 00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:35,670 Hey, Charles, nothing's happening on my MAR corner. 400 00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:38,406 - Any movement at Sam's place? - No, I did, however, see 401 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:40,941 a cool-looking dude in a ponytail on a Razor scooter. 402 00:14:40,976 --> 00:14:42,610 I have to admit, I like the look. 403 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:45,079 Is it possible I'm wrong, and Sam is out of town? 404 00:14:45,114 --> 00:14:46,747 Vin's plan is actually kind of smart. 405 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:49,583 - Jake, I have eyes on Sam. - Yes, suck it, Vin. 406 00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,218 My judgment is clear, and I am a genius. 407 00:14:51,253 --> 00:14:52,453 Charles, I'll be right there. 408 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:54,288 But enough about the crab cakes. 409 00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:57,258 Our first presentation tonight 410 00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:59,293 will be from the 99th precinct's 411 00:14:59,328 --> 00:15:01,162 Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond? 412 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,968 Let me begin with a hilarious joke. 413 00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:09,202 I'm surprised I was on the short list for commissioner. 414 00:15:09,521 --> 00:15:11,407 After all, I am six feet tall. 415 00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:15,721 Actually, what I have to say tonight is no laughing matter. 416 00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:17,712 I was just told by a member of the selection committee 417 00:15:17,747 --> 00:15:19,447 that they have no intention 418 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,117 of ever choosing a woman to run the NYPD. 419 00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:23,607 I suppose I should have been relieved, 420 00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:26,153 because Captain Crawford is a damn qualified candidate. 421 00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:28,055 But as someone who has been denied opportunity 422 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:29,406 because of who I am, 423 00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,626 I cannot stand by and watch it happen to someone else. 424 00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:35,529 So, I will be reserving my presentation 425 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:37,998 for a selection committee that will judge 426 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,700 all of the candidates fairly. 427 00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:41,309 And let's be honest. 428 00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,425 The crab cakes were only so-so. 429 00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,009 Thank you. 430 00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:48,242 All right, talk to me, what's happening? 431 00:15:48,277 --> 00:15:50,778 - What's Sammy up to? - Well, he just sat down 432 00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:52,947 - on the plaza. - Okay, he's opening up 433 00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:56,250 his backpack and pulling out what appears to be a thermos. 434 00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:58,786 Possibly containing some sort of accelerant-like gasoline. 435 00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:00,554 - Yup. - No, he's eating it 436 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:02,456 with a spoon. It's soup, he's eating soup. 437 00:16:02,491 --> 00:16:05,329 Well, maybe he's fueling up for a night of starting fires. 438 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,760 He just pulled out a lighter! 439 00:16:06,796 --> 00:16:09,437 Nope, it's not a lighter. It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser. 440 00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:11,168 - Hmm. - Ooh, he's making a phone call. 441 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,366 Quick, get the parabolic mic. 442 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:15,269 Mom, I did something bad. 443 00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,138 Yeah, you set some fires. 444 00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:19,607 I proposed to Gretchen, and she said no. 445 00:16:19,642 --> 00:16:22,991 - So you set some fires. - So, I left Myrtle Beach. 446 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:24,761 Two weeks ago, and then you set some fires. 447 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:26,324 No, I got back home today. 448 00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:28,923 Yeah, all my fish were dead. 449 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,255 Okay, so Sam didn't do it. 450 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,846 I should probably get back to my corner. 451 00:16:31,882 --> 00:16:32,911 Just for the record, 452 00:16:32,947 --> 00:16:34,221 just because I was wrong about Sam, 453 00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:36,457 does not mean that Vin was right. 454 00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:41,072 Well, this is disappointing. 455 00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,513 I can't believe you left your post. 456 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,025 What, the plan wasn't yours, 457 00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:49,494 so you didn't think it was worth following? 458 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,530 Well, because of your juvenile behavior, 459 00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,433 one of our city's finest... 460 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:56,070 abandoned lard factories is now burned to the ground. 461 00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:58,240 My gut told me that Sam Jepson was setting the fires. 462 00:16:58,276 --> 00:16:59,676 Although I now realize his actual life 463 00:16:59,712 --> 00:17:01,512 is much sadder than that of a serial arsonist. 464 00:17:01,548 --> 00:17:03,281 But we agreed to do Vin's plan. 465 00:17:03,317 --> 00:17:05,100 So what? Vin is not a cop. 466 00:17:05,136 --> 00:17:06,852 Why do you keep siding with him instead of me? 467 00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:08,334 Oh, let me guess, because he was right, 468 00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:09,670 and the building was on fire, and he's perfect? 469 00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,905 Wait, are you jealous of Vin? 470 00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:14,057 Jake? 471 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,410 All right, I didn't want to say anything 472 00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:18,646 because it's a gross emotion, but yes, I am a little bit 473 00:17:18,681 --> 00:17:20,656 jealous of the super smart supermodel. 474 00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:22,683 This was our last case together. 475 00:17:22,719 --> 00:17:24,535 And you and him have been joined at the hip. 476 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:26,820 Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle 477 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:28,422 that I don't understand how to tone. 478 00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:30,291 He told me, it's a lot of bicycle crunches. 479 00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:31,825 Crunches on a bicycle? 480 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,453 That's crazy, you would just fall right off. 481 00:17:33,489 --> 00:17:36,591 Babe, you have no reason to be jealous of him. 482 00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,014 I just... 483 00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,330 I don't want you to wake up one day 484 00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:43,435 and with that you were with someone as smart as you are. 485 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:45,539 I am with someone as smart as I am. 486 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:46,674 You. 487 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,306 You're a brilliant detective. 488 00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:50,176 I love the way you think. 489 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,245 That's why I want to marry you. 490 00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:54,940 Marry me. 491 00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:58,319 Marry. Oh, my God, look. 492 00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:00,587 The arsonist spelled MAR, but they were going to spell 493 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,647 M-A-R-R-Y! Or... 494 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,491 Conjugate. Conjugate means marry! 495 00:18:04,526 --> 00:18:06,128 Yes, and who wants to marry Vin? 496 00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:07,833 The lady from the bar! 497 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,437 Hey, puzzle chick, unscramble this. 498 00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:12,544 You're going to "ailj." 499 00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:15,928 All right, Sarge. The car is yours. 500 00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,730 What? Why? 501 00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,898 - I don't deserve that car. - I don't know about that. 502 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,267 I went back and watched the tapes to figure out how you did it. 503 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,836 Right before the drawing, 504 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,504 you got a peanut butter cup out of the freezer. 505 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,439 The thing is, you don't eat sugar past 4:00 p.m. 506 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,774 Could have been a cheat day. 507 00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:30,262 Oh, it was definitely a cheat day. 508 00:18:30,298 --> 00:18:31,643 You froze your slip of paper, 509 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,045 so that when you pulled the name, 510 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,847 all you had to do was find the cold one. 511 00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:35,982 So. 512 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,658 You thought the way I cheated 513 00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:39,385 was so cool, you gave me the car? 514 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,953 Yeah, but also while I was watching those tapes, 515 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,588 I noticed all the nice crap you do for people. 516 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,956 You got Gina a cushion for her chair. 517 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:45,858 You let Charles show you 130 pictures 518 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,459 of Nikolaj brushing his teeth. 519 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,027 You Heimlich'd Scully twice. 520 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,465 - On the same peanut. - I also solved a murder. 521 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,328 Yeah, we all solve murders, but you, 522 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,968 you let Hitchcock borrow a pair of your socks, 523 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,513 because his somehow disintegrated. 524 00:18:57,549 --> 00:18:59,349 Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you in the first place. 525 00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:01,685 - You deserve that car. - Thanks, Diaz. 526 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,676 How did you get Hitchcock and Scully to agree to this? 527 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,612 I washed their car and told them it was a new one. 528 00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:08,013 They're napping in it right now. 529 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:09,352 Smart! 530 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,318 - Hello, Captain Holt. - Ah, Captain Crawford. 531 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,686 To what do I owe the pleasure? 532 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,488 Captain Crawford is here to see you. 533 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,681 Thank you, Gina. 534 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:21,677 So, it would seem that we have become frenemies. 535 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,596 - Do you know what that means? - Are you trying to imply 536 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,398 that I'm too old to understand a portmanteau? 537 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,002 I am not, but I am too dignified to use one. 538 00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:31,230 Friend-enemy. 539 00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,552 I just wanted to thank you, for your brave speech. 540 00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,860 The mayor's office has replaced 541 00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:37,568 the selection committee with a less biased one, so. 542 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,878 Feel free to start calling me commissioner now. 543 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,447 The only time I plan on calling you 544 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:42,714 is to hear you concede. 545 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,016 It's going to be hard to hear anything 546 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,784 once I've crushed you into a fine powder. 547 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,280 A fine powder that will choke you until you die. 548 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:50,669 May the better candidate win. 549 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:52,520 She will. 550 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,724 Captain Crawford left. 551 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,465 So, we brought her in this morning, 552 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,933 and she confessed immediately. 553 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,836 Hi, Vin, I love you! Did you see my fires? 554 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,437 Turned out, she was writing something. 555 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,707 Specifically, "marry me, or else I will kill you. 556 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,375 Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson." 557 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,111 - Wow, that's so many fires. - So many fires. 558 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,647 Thank you for catching her. With a brilliant puzzling mind 559 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,549 like yours on the case, it was only a matter of time. 560 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,951 Actually, Jake solved it. 561 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,788 He's kind of a genius with this stuff. 562 00:20:20,824 --> 00:20:21,986 Oh, thank you, then. 563 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,033 Couldn't have done it without your help. 564 00:20:23,069 --> 00:20:24,316 So I guess that's that. 565 00:20:24,352 --> 00:20:25,557 I should probably run if I'm going to make it 566 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,289 to the Javits Center by four. 567 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,356 They're making a mold of me for the upcoming Bodies Exhibit. 568 00:20:29,392 --> 00:20:31,793 As they should, your body is great. 569 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,495 - And that's okay. - Thanks, man. 570 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,100 You should join me for a puzzle night sometime. 571 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,389 - Oh. - No! 572 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,537 Jake is taken. He already has a friend. 573 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,105 Hang out offer declined. 574 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,940 Now let's strut your centerfold ass out of here. 575 00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:47,494 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com