1 00:00:02,637 --> 00:00:04,080 - Pigeon's still here? - Yeah. 2 00:00:04,115 --> 00:00:05,653 No matter what we do, he just won't leave. 3 00:00:05,688 --> 00:00:07,388 The problem is you're thinking like detectives. 4 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:08,890 - No, I'm definitely not. - When you should 5 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:10,476 be thinking like a bird. 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:14,195 - _ - This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon. 7 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:16,264 On my mark, I will turn on this fan, 8 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:18,499 gently startling our bird due east, 9 00:00:18,534 --> 00:00:20,368 into the file box canyon, where he will 10 00:00:20,403 --> 00:00:22,637 encounter Charles holding two pot lids. 11 00:00:22,672 --> 00:00:23,990 He'll bang them together, 12 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,193 forcing Private Pigeon into the ceiling there 13 00:00:26,228 --> 00:00:27,715 and out of the ceiling there, 14 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,718 where he will be greeted by scary Rosa 15 00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:31,345 holding a scary picture of an owl. 16 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,813 Now he's playing our game. 17 00:00:33,004 --> 00:00:35,349 He'll veer left, into an upside down garbage can 18 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:36,610 propped up by a hockey stick 19 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,278 and connected to a string that Gina is holding. 20 00:00:38,487 --> 00:00:39,720 She pulls it, he is trapped, 21 00:00:39,755 --> 00:00:41,455 and Terry releases him outside. 22 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:43,782 - Terry hates birds. - Okay, little friend. 23 00:00:43,889 --> 00:00:45,672 Let's get you home to mama. 24 00:00:48,264 --> 00:00:50,631 Oh, God. It flew right into the fan! 25 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:53,434 It's everywhere! There's pigeon everywhere! 26 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:12,436 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:15,256 - Hey, Boyle. - Hey, Jake. 28 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:16,369 - Wait, what? - Hey, Jake. 29 00:01:16,404 --> 00:01:18,215 Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here? 30 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,284 I thought we agreed to meet only once a year for the Halloween Heist. 31 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,563 I'm here to deliver your quarterly NutriBoom shipment. 32 00:01:22,598 --> 00:01:24,599 It comes with both the amino acid reducer 33 00:01:24,634 --> 00:01:27,060 and extra amino acid, so you get the perfect balance. 34 00:01:27,095 --> 00:01:29,604 What? No. I only signed up as a one-time payment bribe. 35 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:32,006 I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme. 36 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:34,364 First off, it's not a pyramid scheme. 37 00:01:34,399 --> 00:01:36,143 It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through 38 00:01:36,178 --> 00:01:37,226 medical marketing entity. 39 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:38,593 And secondly, you signed the contract. 40 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,514 "Permission to charge my card quarterly 41 00:01:40,549 --> 00:01:42,275 for the next 85 years." 42 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,085 This is written in white ink on white paper. 43 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,786 They do it that way so you can't read it. 44 00:01:45,821 --> 00:01:47,588 Well, I did read it and I'm canceling the contract. 45 00:01:47,623 --> 00:01:49,097 Canceling? If it was that easy to get out, 46 00:01:49,132 --> 00:01:51,192 would I be here scamming my closest friends? 47 00:01:51,227 --> 00:01:52,498 We're your closest friends? 48 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:54,079 What... whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment. 49 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,863 Jake, piece of advice: just give up. 50 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:57,732 It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest 51 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,300 - is a white flag. - That reminds me, Charles, 52 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:00,701 - your shipment's downstairs. - Great. 53 00:02:00,736 --> 00:02:02,236 - I'll help you bring it up. - Charles, no. 54 00:02:02,271 --> 00:02:04,238 We're gonna go down to that office and fight this thing. 55 00:02:04,273 --> 00:02:05,706 I need that money for my honeymoon. 56 00:02:05,741 --> 00:02:07,575 Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line? 57 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:09,076 - And your money. - Eh. 58 00:02:09,111 --> 00:02:10,478 Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard. 59 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:11,713 - Let's go. - For the honeymoon 60 00:02:11,748 --> 00:02:12,746 - and no other reason. - All right. 61 00:02:13,015 --> 00:02:14,215 Sergeant Santiago, 62 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,183 commander of the Nine-Nine's uniformed officers, 63 00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:18,466 - reporting for duty. - Hey! 64 00:02:18,788 --> 00:02:21,876 My first order as Sergeant, tell me I look dope. 65 00:02:21,911 --> 00:02:23,509 - You look dope. - You won't be abusing 66 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,660 your power like this with the officers downstairs, will you? 67 00:02:25,695 --> 00:02:27,361 No! No, of course not. 68 00:02:27,396 --> 00:02:28,829 I'm just excited for my first day. 69 00:02:28,864 --> 00:02:30,431 Yes, I remember my first day as a sergeant. 70 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:31,699 - I bet. - My Uncle Geoffrey 71 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,842 was struck by a subway and maimed. 72 00:02:34,736 --> 00:02:36,370 - Oh. - But the work aspect 73 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:37,513 was quite exciting. 74 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:38,839 Are you ready for your first briefing? 75 00:02:38,874 --> 00:02:41,042 Yes, I am fully prepared. 76 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,711 I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away. 77 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:46,347 Just be confident, deliberate and firm. 78 00:02:46,382 --> 00:02:47,515 You'll know you have their respect 79 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:48,989 when you can take a moment... 80 00:02:55,558 --> 00:02:57,369 and still keep their attention. 81 00:02:57,593 --> 00:02:59,560 - Amazing. - That was captivating as hell. 82 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,195 My recommendation would be you start with 83 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:02,430 a small, attainable goal... 84 00:03:02,465 --> 00:03:03,731 something you can accomplish quickly, 85 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,299 perfectly and publicly. 86 00:03:05,334 --> 00:03:08,951 The best way to lead is to always achieve all your goals. 87 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,273 Cool. That's not a ton of pressure. 88 00:03:12,308 --> 00:03:14,608 Well, it was meant to be. Pressure's an important part of success. 89 00:03:14,643 --> 00:03:16,744 Just remember, you represent 90 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,818 all Latina policewomen right now. 91 00:03:20,203 --> 00:03:21,135 Thanks. 92 00:03:21,484 --> 00:03:23,275 _ 93 00:03:23,753 --> 00:03:26,053 Hello. Welcome to NutriServices. 94 00:03:26,088 --> 00:03:28,522 I'm Angela. How can I heal you today? 95 00:03:28,557 --> 00:03:30,058 Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting. 96 00:03:30,093 --> 00:03:31,560 So not a big deal, there was just 97 00:03:31,595 --> 00:03:34,428 a little bit of a mix-up and we need to cancel our NutriContracts. 98 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,697 Absolutely. It happens all the time. 99 00:03:36,847 --> 00:03:38,481 All you need to do is sign a few things. 100 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:40,701 Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up. 101 00:03:40,736 --> 00:03:42,737 - I'll also need $10,000. - What's that? I'm sorry. 102 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,172 It's payment for the last shipment. 103 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:45,907 Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee 104 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:48,142 plus something we call a coward's charge. 105 00:03:48,244 --> 00:03:49,877 And that comes to $10,000. 106 00:03:49,912 --> 00:03:51,379 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 107 00:03:51,414 --> 00:03:53,581 I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included? 108 00:03:53,616 --> 00:03:54,502 Charles, no. 109 00:03:54,537 --> 00:03:55,904 - Angela... - Yes? How can I 110 00:03:55,939 --> 00:03:57,284 - heal you today? - Please stop saying that. 111 00:03:57,319 --> 00:03:58,820 Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant 112 00:03:58,855 --> 00:03:59,988 robot person, but there's no way 113 00:04:00,023 --> 00:04:01,155 we're giving you any more money. 114 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:03,657 Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. 115 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:06,894 For the no payment option, you just need to sign here. 116 00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:08,596 "Enrollment in NutriCore"? 117 00:04:08,631 --> 00:04:09,997 It's our charity organization. 118 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,766 "Pay off your contracts in labor hours 119 00:04:11,801 --> 00:04:14,602 under the teachings of founder Docter David Stovelman." 120 00:04:14,637 --> 00:04:16,171 "Docter" is spelled with an E? 121 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:18,280 - It's the British spelling. - That can't be right. 122 00:04:18,315 --> 00:04:20,641 All right, look. I didn't wanna have to do this, 123 00:04:20,676 --> 00:04:22,710 but we're in the NYPD. 124 00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:24,445 And if you don't cooperate, we'll have no choice 125 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,780 but to file a report against the company. 126 00:04:25,815 --> 00:04:27,948 You signed a contract, and that is binding. 127 00:04:27,983 --> 00:04:29,984 No one gets special treatment, Officer. 128 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,552 - Not even Jay. - Who? 129 00:04:31,587 --> 00:04:33,254 Jay Chandrasekhar, their celebrity spokesman. 130 00:04:33,289 --> 00:04:34,855 Oh, no way. The guy from "Super Troopers"? 131 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:36,657 Yep. He was also in "Beerfest." 132 00:04:36,692 --> 00:04:38,226 Now I have to get back to work, 133 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:40,995 but allow me to introduce you to our complaint specialist. 134 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:44,365 This is Phil. He's been assigned to intimidate you. 135 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,900 - Congratulations. - Thank you! 136 00:04:45,935 --> 00:04:47,535 Charles, stop thanking her. 137 00:04:49,171 --> 00:04:51,940 Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago 138 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:53,842 and I'm your new commanding officer. 139 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,410 I have big plans for us, but it's always best 140 00:04:56,445 --> 00:04:59,543 to start with something small and do it perfectly. 141 00:04:59,578 --> 00:05:00,706 So... 142 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,454 Sergeant, I know what we should start with. 143 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:09,290 - Oh, I'm sorry, Officer... - Jennings. Gary Jennings. 144 00:05:09,325 --> 00:05:11,258 Officer Jennings, I already have a plan. 145 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,860 Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought 146 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,094 you were looking for suggestions, 147 00:05:14,129 --> 00:05:15,329 - which I have a lot of. - Nope. 148 00:05:15,364 --> 00:05:16,589 Not why I paused. 149 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,633 Anyway, our first order of business will be 150 00:05:19,668 --> 00:05:22,226 updating the filing system, so... 151 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,607 - We should use barcodes. - No, no, no, no. 152 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:27,942 No need to jump in. 153 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:29,276 I already have a system in mind. 154 00:05:29,311 --> 00:05:30,778 Okay, well you just keep stopping, 155 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:32,079 - so I thought... - Ah... to pour water. 156 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,048 - Because I'm thirsty. - Got it. Great. 157 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:37,551 Now, let's get into the details of this with... 158 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:38,953 Oh, my God! What, Gary? 159 00:05:38,988 --> 00:05:40,864 You're spilling water everywhere. 160 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,243 Yes, I am. 161 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:46,327 Because our first order of business 162 00:05:46,362 --> 00:05:48,167 is cleaning this floor. 163 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:50,698 Charles! Charles, come here. 164 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:51,966 I figured out how to get our money back. 165 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,445 I knew you'd save our honeymoon. 166 00:05:53,802 --> 00:05:54,869 - My honeymoon. - Whatever. 167 00:05:54,904 --> 00:05:56,170 Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom 168 00:05:56,205 --> 00:05:57,972 is a massive financial scam, right? 169 00:05:58,007 --> 00:05:59,840 If we can prove that, we could take down the whole company. 170 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,342 Oh, I don't know. Are you sure you wanna take them on? 171 00:06:01,377 --> 00:06:03,310 They're pretty scary. I mean, no one's seen 172 00:06:03,345 --> 00:06:04,711 the CEO's wife in years. 173 00:06:04,813 --> 00:06:06,213 People think she's been murdered. 174 00:06:06,248 --> 00:06:07,548 That's just a rumor. All right, here's the plan: 175 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,849 we infiltrate their headquarters 176 00:06:08,884 --> 00:06:10,317 and get their financial records. 177 00:06:10,352 --> 00:06:11,919 But how do we get in, you ask? 178 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,988 By attending today's meeting of President's Club 179 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:15,456 Admiral Level NutriMasters 180 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:17,124 - at the NutriTower Life Base. - I don't know, 181 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,692 they know we're cops, we can't just walk in. 182 00:06:18,727 --> 00:06:20,160 Correct. We can't walk right in, 183 00:06:20,195 --> 00:06:21,962 but we know someone who's a high-level 184 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:23,497 NutriBoom distributor who can. 185 00:06:23,532 --> 00:06:25,099 And he look exactly like you. 186 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,667 - Hey, guys. - I don't know. 187 00:06:26,769 --> 00:06:27,868 You really think it'll work? 188 00:06:27,903 --> 00:06:29,103 Charles, it has to. 189 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:31,639 It's for our honeymoon. 190 00:06:31,674 --> 00:06:33,240 You said "our." 191 00:06:36,748 --> 00:06:39,419 Okay, the meeting at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours. 192 00:06:39,454 --> 00:06:40,821 Charles, you're going as Bill 193 00:06:40,856 --> 00:06:42,522 and I'm going as one of your NutriCruits. 194 00:06:42,557 --> 00:06:43,924 Bill, did you bring those things I asked for? 195 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:45,126 Yep, all of my belongings that you'll need 196 00:06:45,161 --> 00:06:46,762 are in this suitcase. 197 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,901 Why is it vibrating? Is your cell phone in here? 198 00:06:50,936 --> 00:06:53,618 - No. - I'm sure it's not a sex toy. 199 00:06:53,653 --> 00:06:54,635 All right, these people really know Bill, 200 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,236 so you're gonna have to become him. 201 00:06:56,271 --> 00:06:57,604 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 202 00:06:57,639 --> 00:06:59,579 but Bill, tell us all about yourself. 203 00:06:59,614 --> 00:07:01,841 Let's start with my whole family history. 204 00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:04,160 I was abandoned at a playground as an infant. 205 00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:05,478 And here I am. 206 00:07:05,771 --> 00:07:07,103 Oh. That was the whole thing. 207 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:10,050 Well, sad. But easier than remembering a bunch of names. 208 00:07:10,085 --> 00:07:11,822 Okay, tell us more. 209 00:07:11,857 --> 00:07:13,420 Now, here's a list of all the nicknames I go by. 210 00:07:13,455 --> 00:07:16,472 Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew, Big Dave, Super Thick... 211 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:17,924 Just write them all down for us. 212 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,702 And that's why the number of belly buttons I have is... 213 00:07:20,737 --> 00:07:21,970 - Two. - One. 214 00:07:22,005 --> 00:07:23,935 - Zero. - Ahh. 215 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:25,159 Hello. 216 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:31,135 - Hello. - Hello. 217 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:33,360 That's it. Okay, now let's work on your wink. 218 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,980 Almost. Now think, 219 00:07:36,311 --> 00:07:40,105 only you and I know our naughty little secret. 220 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:42,219 Mmm-hmm. 221 00:07:42,404 --> 00:07:44,171 Okay, I think Boyle's ready. 222 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:45,358 That's a no-go, Amigo. 223 00:07:45,393 --> 00:07:46,630 If you really wanna pass as me, 224 00:07:46,665 --> 00:07:47,961 you're gonna need to learn my patented 225 00:07:47,996 --> 00:07:49,056 neck massage technique. 226 00:07:49,091 --> 00:07:50,348 I think I've learned enough. 227 00:07:50,383 --> 00:07:51,491 Yeah, I don't really see that coming up. 228 00:07:51,526 --> 00:07:52,918 Thanks for your help, Bill. 229 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:55,437 So how did your first briefing go, Sergeant? 230 00:07:55,472 --> 00:07:57,173 Did you give the squad a simple goal? 231 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,238 Mm-hmm. Revamping the filing system. 232 00:07:59,273 --> 00:08:01,444 Mm, smart. Sounds very easy. 233 00:08:01,479 --> 00:08:02,942 - Mm. - I assume it's been a success? 234 00:08:02,977 --> 00:08:05,572 Oh... Yes. It's been... 235 00:08:05,947 --> 00:08:07,548 all types of successes. 236 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,843 Rousing, resounding... 237 00:08:09,878 --> 00:08:11,645 smashing. 238 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,469 Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure... 239 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,149 is for failures. 240 00:08:16,364 --> 00:08:17,704 Good thing I'm not a failure. 241 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,685 Guys, I lied. My briefing was a total failure. 242 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,056 But you told Captain Holt it went great 243 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,705 in such a normal way. 244 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,207 I'm a terrible manager. 245 00:08:26,242 --> 00:08:28,791 I've got this super eager know-it-all on my squad 246 00:08:28,826 --> 00:08:30,636 who keeps derailing me with all his ideas 247 00:08:30,671 --> 00:08:31,896 and I can't get anything done. 248 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:33,322 Aww, you got an Amy. 249 00:08:33,357 --> 00:08:34,917 - Oh, she's got an Amy. - It's pretty normal. 250 00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:36,252 Yeah, she got one of her, right? 251 00:08:36,287 --> 00:08:37,620 Like a pet. Takes one to know one, 252 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,889 - I guess. - No, he is not an Amy. 253 00:08:39,924 --> 00:08:41,391 I am nothing like Gary. 254 00:08:41,426 --> 00:08:42,992 Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy 255 00:08:43,027 --> 00:08:44,994 - are the exact same name. - Let me ask you this: 256 00:08:45,096 --> 00:08:47,030 did he already send you nine follow-up emails 257 00:08:47,065 --> 00:08:48,721 - about the briefing? - No. 258 00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:50,934 - It was 30. - You got an Amy. 259 00:08:50,969 --> 00:08:54,004 Guys, I think I would know if my Gary was an Amy. 260 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,539 - Hey, Gary. What you reading? - The new issue 261 00:08:56,574 --> 00:08:57,808 of "Stationary Monthly." 262 00:08:57,843 --> 00:08:58,980 Yeah, I have an Amy. 263 00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:00,443 _ 264 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:01,945 Bill. Is that you? 265 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:05,563 Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello. 266 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:07,250 - You seem different. - Nope. 267 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,131 I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout 268 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,920 who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee 269 00:09:10,955 --> 00:09:12,062 and shaves his armpits. 270 00:09:12,097 --> 00:09:13,957 Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up. 271 00:09:13,992 --> 00:09:15,425 New NutriCruit? Boom, boom! 272 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,293 Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry. 273 00:09:17,328 --> 00:09:20,196 And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture. 274 00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:21,764 Let me... let me in! Let me in! 275 00:09:21,799 --> 00:09:23,033 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 276 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:25,636 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 277 00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:27,682 Okay, get up there. 278 00:09:28,106 --> 00:09:30,273 Man, everybody here is so creepy. 279 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,595 Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully? 280 00:09:33,044 --> 00:09:35,478 - Boom, boom, Bill! - Boom, boom! 281 00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:36,646 Yeah, that tracks. 282 00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:38,214 All right, let's get a move on. 283 00:09:38,249 --> 00:09:39,716 The longer I stay here, the more horrified I get. 284 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:40,984 I know. Have you seen all these posters 285 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:42,826 of David Stovelman's wife, Debby? 286 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:45,121 "I'm happy healthy and alive." 287 00:09:45,156 --> 00:09:47,257 - Oh, Debbie dead. - Debbie real dead. 288 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,791 All right, Bill said that the offices 289 00:09:48,826 --> 00:09:50,093 are behind that roped-off area. 290 00:09:50,128 --> 00:09:51,594 We're gonna need a distraction. 291 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:53,329 Well, if I know cults, this meeting will start 292 00:09:53,364 --> 00:09:55,398 with an insanely over-the-top nonsense video. 293 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:56,967 - Huh. - Hello, Admirals. 294 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:58,502 Please turn your eyes to the monitors 295 00:09:58,537 --> 00:10:00,537 for a special hello from NutriBoom elite, 296 00:10:00,572 --> 00:10:01,538 Jay Chandrasekhar. 297 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:03,473 Boom, boom, everybody! 298 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:05,242 Boom, boom, Jay! 299 00:10:05,277 --> 00:10:06,744 - And there's our distraction. - When I first met 300 00:10:06,779 --> 00:10:08,280 Docter David Stovelman, 301 00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:11,014 I had no idea my amino acids could be so high 302 00:10:11,049 --> 00:10:12,964 or so low. 303 00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:14,984 Ugh, guys. 304 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:17,020 Gary is killing my productivity. 305 00:10:17,055 --> 00:10:19,455 Terry, how did you used to deal with having an Amy? 306 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,791 I didn't have to do anything. You've always been great. 307 00:10:21,826 --> 00:10:23,326 Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning. 308 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,595 Fine. When you got too difficult to deal with, 309 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:26,759 I'd pull rank. 310 00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:29,199 - Did that work? - No. Not even once. 311 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:30,867 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 312 00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:32,135 Well, you could always just wait for Gary 313 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,637 to find his Jake and then eventually, 314 00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:35,840 over time, they'll each become 10% easier to deal with. 315 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,408 Gary will never find love. 316 00:10:37,443 --> 00:10:38,776 He is unlovable. 317 00:10:38,811 --> 00:10:40,445 - Gina, what do I do? - No, I don't know 318 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,613 how to deal with an Amy. 319 00:10:41,648 --> 00:10:45,081 But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class. 320 00:10:45,116 --> 00:10:47,984 She's such a pill. She's so into her baby 321 00:10:48,019 --> 00:10:50,019 and not into the other babies and it's like, 322 00:10:50,054 --> 00:10:51,287 oh, cool, well, congrats. 323 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:52,823 Your baby rolled over early. 324 00:10:52,858 --> 00:10:54,259 - Like, who cares? - I don't have time 325 00:10:54,294 --> 00:10:56,796 - for this, Gina. - And that is how 326 00:10:56,831 --> 00:10:58,265 you deal with an Amy. 327 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,000 You talk about something she's not interested in 328 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,379 - until she walks away. - Ohh, brilliant. 329 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,535 Stupid cult. 330 00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:07,937 They labeled their financial records "financial records." 331 00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:09,186 Dummies. 332 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,175 Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer 333 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:13,509 approaching at 12:00. 334 00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:14,834 The file just started downloading. 335 00:11:14,869 --> 00:11:16,103 - How much time do we have? - I don't know, 336 00:11:16,138 --> 00:11:17,470 - but he's a polka dotter. - Polka Dotter... 337 00:11:17,505 --> 00:11:19,340 - what does that mean? - Of the eight types of walkers? 338 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,141 Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers, 339 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:22,677 stompers... you don't know about this? 340 00:11:22,712 --> 00:11:24,994 Nobody does, Charles. You clearly just read some weird blog post. 341 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,222 First of all, Popmango.com is not a weird blog. 342 00:11:27,257 --> 00:11:28,257 It's infotainment. 343 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:29,592 Secondly, polka dot walkers 344 00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:30,713 take short strides on their toes. 345 00:11:30,748 --> 00:11:32,224 I don't wanna learn about polka dotters right now. 346 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,193 Just get out there and stall him. 347 00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:34,160 But... gah! 348 00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,666 Hello, bud. Boom, boom. 349 00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:38,168 Boom, boom. Bill. 350 00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:39,336 What are you doing back here? 351 00:11:39,371 --> 00:11:40,938 This floor's closed on the weekend. 352 00:11:40,973 --> 00:11:42,839 You know me, just gotta stretch my legs. 353 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,374 I'm really sore from Pilates. 354 00:11:44,409 --> 00:11:46,075 But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates. 355 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,543 It's a pseudoscience. 356 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:50,813 Right, no. Pilates is the name of my 357 00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:52,515 most recent sexual partner. 358 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:53,650 Boom, boom! 359 00:11:53,685 --> 00:11:55,318 Boom, boom. You seem off, man. 360 00:11:55,353 --> 00:11:57,220 Your voice is different, you're not sucking on 361 00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:59,138 - your signature lollipop. - Right. 362 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,991 I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 363 00:12:02,026 --> 00:12:03,559 Since when do you sleep in a bed? 364 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:04,761 Why are you being so weird? 365 00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:06,086 What are you doing back here? 366 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,759 I know what's going on. 367 00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,600 You're fishing for one of my patented neck massages, 368 00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:11,518 aren't you? 369 00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:14,470 - There's the Bill I know. - Present and accounted for. 370 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:17,667 Now turn around and gimme me that neck. 371 00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:20,743 You're not gonna do it from the front? 372 00:12:20,778 --> 00:12:23,567 Well, of course. I mean, that's how I do it. 373 00:12:26,317 --> 00:12:29,319 Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom. 374 00:12:29,354 --> 00:12:30,453 Boom, boom. 375 00:12:32,957 --> 00:12:34,720 Hey, where's my eye contact? 376 00:12:37,261 --> 00:12:38,328 I got the files. 377 00:12:38,363 --> 00:12:39,862 I told you it would work. 378 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:42,597 - Wait, what's wrong? - They formed a line, Jake. 379 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,230 They formed a line. 380 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,715 Ugh... No evidence of wrong doing in any of these files. 381 00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,220 Credit where credit is due, 382 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:54,822 NutriBoom is good at criminal activity. 383 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,490 Well, they're terrible at making shakes. 384 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,394 Right? The only listed ingredient is "foreign substance." 385 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,274 And the flavor is called "Almost Cherry." 386 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:03,965 And I can't stop drinking it. 387 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,332 This is interesting. There's a major transaction 388 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,700 - on June 10th. - My dad's birthday! 389 00:13:07,736 --> 00:13:09,236 You really think that's what I thought 390 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:10,671 - was interesting about it? - I don't know. 391 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,506 It's a payment for 100 grand to ScepterCore. 392 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,475 Isn't that one of those black ops security firms 393 00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:16,376 - that ex-SEALs worked for? - Yes, it is. 394 00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:18,112 - And on June 10th... - My dad's birthday. 395 00:13:18,147 --> 00:13:20,309 Are you just trying to get me to remember your dad's birthday now? 396 00:13:20,345 --> 00:13:21,317 I mean, it wouldn't kill you to call. 397 00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:22,713 We don't have time to talk about this. 398 00:13:22,749 --> 00:13:24,683 Your dad's birthday is the same day 399 00:13:24,719 --> 00:13:26,353 that Debbie Stovelman went missing last year. 400 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,022 I bet the payment is a paper trail 401 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,124 for the hit Stovelman took out on his wife. 402 00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:31,625 This just became a murder case. 403 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,627 Maybe, but it's not enough to open an investigation. 404 00:13:33,662 --> 00:13:35,863 Right, but it is enough to make Stovelman nervous. 405 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,510 - We just have to get to him. - Oh, no. 406 00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,166 Do I have to go as Bill again? 407 00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:40,367 No, don't worry. He isn't big enough 408 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,969 to earn face time with the founder. 409 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:43,619 We have to take this to the highest level. 410 00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:45,801 Jay Chandrasekhar! 411 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:48,375 Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'! 412 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,711 - Oh, you're welcome. - I said, for nothin'. 413 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,713 Your boring story didn't work. 414 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:56,016 So my friend Wanda, she just loves the oceans. 415 00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:58,919 The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian... 416 00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:01,922 Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits? 417 00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:03,435 Because I love the Bering. 418 00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:06,226 We talked about bodies of water for hours. 419 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,963 Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy. 420 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,230 Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this, 421 00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:11,732 but you should just do what I used to do 422 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,500 - when I needed to escape you. - What did you do? 423 00:14:13,535 --> 00:14:15,336 Literally escape you. Always be on the move. 424 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:16,637 Never be static. Like a shark. 425 00:14:16,672 --> 00:14:18,105 That way he can't catch your attention. 426 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,307 That's right! That is what we did. 427 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,042 - But you all did that? - Mm-hmm. 428 00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:24,078 Okay, but Rosa, how did you... 429 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,227 Rosa? W-where did she... 430 00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:29,380 Damn, you guys are good. 431 00:14:30,052 --> 00:14:32,186 There he is. How did you know he'd be at this coffee shop? 432 00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:34,421 "US Weekly." He's pictured here all the time. 433 00:14:34,523 --> 00:14:36,023 He's coming out. All right, look, 434 00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,190 this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep. 435 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:39,593 But if we apply enough pressure, we may get him to crack. 436 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,661 Copy that. 437 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,928 Hi, excuse me. 438 00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,464 Mr. Chandrasekhar, we wanted to talk to you 439 00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:45,065 - about NutriBoom. - All right! 440 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,834 - Boom, boom, guys. - Boom, boom! 441 00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:49,136 - We're with the NYPD. - Oh, my God. Seriously? 442 00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:50,191 You guys have to save me. 443 00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:51,338 - Can you get me out? - What's that now? 444 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,909 NutriBoom is a scam and a cult. 445 00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:54,375 - They've ruined my life. - Really? 446 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,943 You look so happy in the videos. 447 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,774 You'd pretend to be happy too if you knew what they did to me. 448 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,679 - Testicular torture? - Yeah. 449 00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:01,081 - Ohh. - Look, 450 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:02,649 we have reason to believe David Stovelman 451 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,817 murdered his wife, Debbie. 452 00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:05,119 - Yeah, duh! - All right, Jay. 453 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,553 - Try to remain calm, here. - Sorry. 454 00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:08,055 - I'm just so scarred. - Right, 455 00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,457 from the nard torture. 456 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,226 Look, we have evidence that could tie David 457 00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:12,996 to his wife's death, but we need your help 458 00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:14,889 - to get to him. - Yeah, I'll do whatever you want. 459 00:15:14,925 --> 00:15:16,411 You have no idea how terrible they are. 460 00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:18,365 Trust me, I do. They took ten grand from me. 461 00:15:18,466 --> 00:15:20,166 Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog. 462 00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:21,602 Okay, well, no need to compare stakes. 463 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,437 Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000. 464 00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:24,838 You can't put a price on life. 465 00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:26,924 You're absolutely right. Thank you so much for your help, sir. 466 00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:29,109 - Sergeant? - Aah! 467 00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:30,244 I need to tell you something. 468 00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,678 Great. Can't wait to hear it. 469 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,380 First, could you pass that thing over there? 470 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,754 Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't... 471 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,070 Sergeant? 472 00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,201 - Sergeant! - Oh, hey. 473 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,785 Sergeant? 474 00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:47,043 Sergeant? 475 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,652 Okay. 476 00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:56,797 Let's finally get these shelves up. 477 00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,295 Goes perfect. 478 00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:02,677 Ohh! Oh, no. 479 00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,499 Oh, there you are. 480 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,181 I was trying to tell you not to use that wall. 481 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,767 It has water damage. 482 00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:10,790 Noted. 483 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,354 So Stovelman will pick up Jay and take him to lunch. 484 00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,190 We trail them, and then when they get comfortable, 485 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,858 ambush 'em with the intel about his wife. 486 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,794 Wow. I can't believe we're working a sting operation 487 00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:22,229 - with a celebrity. - I know. 488 00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:23,664 I feel like we're in "Oceans 11." 489 00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:24,731 You're such a Clooney. 490 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,433 - Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould. - Wow. 491 00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:28,658 Just skipped right over Pitt and Damon, huh? 492 00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:30,704 - I've been good! - Oh, no! 493 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,773 - Those are NutriCore guys. - They're taking Jay! 494 00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,807 It's not a pick up. It's a throw in. 495 00:16:35,377 --> 00:16:36,877 - Where's Jay? - Hey, Bill. 496 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,312 - Boom, boom! - No boom, boom. 497 00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:40,380 - I am not Bill. - Look, we're with the NYPD. 498 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:43,083 We saw two NutriCore thugs kidnap Jay and bring him here. 499 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,885 - Now where is he? - Bill, you're a cop! 500 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,920 - No, I am not Bill! - If you don't cooperate, 501 00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:48,755 we'll consider you an accessory to this crime. 502 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,257 I don't know what you mean by crime. 503 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,558 Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with 504 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,427 some nutrition specialists in the basement. 505 00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:55,195 You can see for yourself if you'd like, Bill. 506 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,897 I will see for myself, but I am not Bill. 507 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,165 - Good one, Bill. - Oh! 508 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,218 Get out of here. 509 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:02,402 - Jay! Oh, my God. - Boom, boom, guys! 510 00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:04,304 What? We saw them take you. Are you okay? 511 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,873 What are you talking about? 512 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,375 - Oh, the van thing? - Yeah, Jay. The van thing. 513 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,877 Those are just my friends from NutriBoom. 514 00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,678 They were worried about my amino acid levels, 515 00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:14,543 so they rushed me straight here to give me more or less of them. 516 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:15,916 Why are you talking like that? 517 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:16,988 What did they do to you? 518 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,285 Oh, I see. 519 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,294 They gave you back your dog. 520 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,954 No, they found my dog. 521 00:17:20,989 --> 00:17:23,123 He was wandering around a park for a year. 522 00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:25,058 Come on, man. Pull it together. 523 00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:26,393 These people are evil, remember? 524 00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:28,061 David Stovelman murdered his wife. 525 00:17:28,097 --> 00:17:29,422 You mean me? 526 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,325 - Debbie Stovelman. - Boom, boom. 527 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,901 She is happy, healthy and alive. 528 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,293 Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say 529 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,753 sorry about the hole in the wall. 530 00:17:42,788 --> 00:17:44,188 I've already called maintenance. 531 00:17:44,223 --> 00:17:45,689 - Okay. Anything else? - God, you're good. 532 00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,024 You saw right through me. 533 00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,263 I failed as a manager. 534 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,495 I couldn't deal with this overeager officer who kept pestering me. 535 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,297 - Ohh, you have an... - Amy. 536 00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:55,466 Yes, I know. We've been through it a lot today. 537 00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:57,067 Well, you should've come to me. 538 00:17:57,304 --> 00:17:58,738 I know exactly what it's like to be you. 539 00:17:58,774 --> 00:17:59,970 You used to be an Amy? 540 00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:02,233 No, I never had your level of insecurity. 541 00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:04,078 I was referring to managing an Amy. 542 00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:06,577 Of course. Well, I'm not sure there's anything left to try. 543 00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:07,878 No matter what I did, 544 00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:09,547 he just kept interrupting me 545 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:10,948 with all his own ideas. 546 00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,182 - Were they good ideas? - I don't know. 547 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,581 I didn't listen to them. 548 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,560 Damn. 549 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,045 Did you just solve it that easily? 550 00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:20,698 Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy is not a chore, it's a pleasure. 551 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,726 - Because an Amy is a tool. - I'm a tool? 552 00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,490 Yes, you're a massive tool. 553 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,329 You're useful and valuable. 554 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,693 Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes 555 00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:30,463 because they have such strong ideas. 556 00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:32,599 But you should always listen to an Amy 557 00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:34,371 because they will only make you better. 558 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:37,884 At least, that's my experience. 559 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:40,130 Thank you, sir. 560 00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:42,910 Jay, would you please excuse us. 561 00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:44,646 I believe there's a brand new motorcycle 562 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,115 with your name on it upstairs. 563 00:18:46,151 --> 00:18:47,684 You guys are the best. 564 00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:49,453 Thanks for bringing my dog back. 565 00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:51,154 He looks almost exactly the same. 566 00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:52,923 - Come on. - Boom, boom, Jake. 567 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,992 - Boom, boom, Charles. - Boom, boom, Jay. 568 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:56,026 What's going on here? 569 00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:57,994 - I thought you were murdered. - I was never dead. 570 00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,497 Then what was that 100k payment to ScepterCore for? 571 00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:02,399 It was to get you off the grid. 572 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,201 Because the Feds were investigating you. 573 00:19:04,236 --> 00:19:06,136 You can't indict someone who doesn't exist. 574 00:19:06,171 --> 00:19:07,437 So you're still working for NutriBoom? 575 00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:10,007 Working for? I am NutriBoom. 576 00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:13,010 Look, your annoying little crusade is wasting my time. 577 00:19:13,045 --> 00:19:15,445 I want you to leave me and my company alone. 578 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,281 Not gonna happen. Now we know you're alive 579 00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:18,548 and I bet the Feds would be interested 580 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:19,750 - in knowing that, too. - Maybe, 581 00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:20,719 but the fact remains, 582 00:19:20,755 --> 00:19:22,322 I haven't committed any crimes... 583 00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:23,620 that anyone can prove. 584 00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,455 So you can try your luck with the Feds. 585 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:26,957 Or you can get your money back and go on 586 00:19:26,992 --> 00:19:28,258 that expensive honeymoon. 587 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,559 How do you know about my honeymoon? 588 00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:31,516 - I know everything. - Oh, really? 589 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:34,303 Because you don't know about my big ass moral compass. 590 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,012 Damn! 591 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:40,723 I'm going to the Feds, and you're going down. 592 00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:43,640 Also, can you tell us how to get out of here? 593 00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:45,408 This place is a real maze. 594 00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,411 Oh, Officer Jennings? 595 00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:48,578 Can I speak to you for a minute? 596 00:19:48,613 --> 00:19:49,780 Of course. Nothing I like more 597 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,248 than one-on-one time with my boss. 598 00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:52,883 Wow, it's like staring in a mirror. 599 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:54,284 - What? - Nothing. 600 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,953 Listen, I wanna apologize. 601 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,323 I ignored your ideas and that was a mistake. 602 00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:00,924 Please, tell me your suggestions 603 00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,392 - for the filing system. - It's actually 604 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:04,761 five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions. 605 00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:06,596 - And I... - After the briefing. 606 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,820 Ohh. Copy that. 607 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,867 All right, listen up, squad. 608 00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:12,569 We had increased criminal activity 609 00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:13,870 in the park last night, so we'll be 610 00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:15,539 doubling our patrols there today. 611 00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:18,678 After the meeting, I will be handing out new... 612 00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:25,815 assignments. 613 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,705 Oh, my God, I did it. 614 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,221 The Feds said our intel could help them 615 00:20:31,256 --> 00:20:32,622 maybe take down Stovelman someday, 616 00:20:32,657 --> 00:20:35,125 - but they didn't sound hopeful. - Well, I'm glad 617 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,393 - you did the right thing. - Really? 618 00:20:36,428 --> 00:20:37,828 Even though it means we now have no money 619 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,463 - for a decent honeymoon? - It's hard not to 620 00:20:39,498 --> 00:20:40,897 say a really corny thing right now 621 00:20:40,932 --> 00:20:42,699 about how every day's a honeymoon with you. 622 00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:45,168 Aww. Although, technically, you did you just say it. 623 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,997 Which is very embarrassing for you. 624 00:20:49,294 --> 00:20:50,661 Jake, don't freak out. 625 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,964 There's a really creepy guy spying on us. 626 00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:54,745 Oh, no, no, no. 627 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,446 That's just Phil from NutraBoom. 628 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,023 He'll be intimidating us from now on. 629 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,850 There's an evil corporation hell-bent on destroying us. 630 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,712 Hi, Phil! Boom, boom! 631 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,863 Say, "Boom, boom," darling. 632 00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:05,830 Boom, boom.