1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,137 So, do you recognize any of these men? 2 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:04,701 I was hiding in the bathroom stall, 3 00:00:04,736 --> 00:00:05,813 so I didn't see his face. 4 00:00:05,848 --> 00:00:07,268 But I heard him. 5 00:00:07,303 --> 00:00:09,170 He was singing along to the music at the bar. 6 00:00:09,205 --> 00:00:10,316 Do you remember what he was singing? 7 00:00:10,351 --> 00:00:12,549 I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way." 8 00:00:12,584 --> 00:00:14,861 Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. 9 00:00:15,368 --> 00:00:17,144 Number one, could you please sing the opening 10 00:00:17,179 --> 00:00:18,312 to "I Want It That Way"? 11 00:00:18,347 --> 00:00:19,323 Really? 12 00:00:20,049 --> 00:00:21,257 Okay. 13 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,867 ♪ You are... ♪ 14 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,204 ♪ My fire ♪ 15 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,090 Number two, keep it going. 16 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:33,345 ♪ The one... desire ♪ 17 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:35,563 - Number three. - ♪ Believe... ♪ 18 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:37,531 ♪ When I say ♪ 19 00:00:37,566 --> 00:00:38,900 Number four. 20 00:00:38,935 --> 00:00:42,303 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 21 00:00:42,338 --> 00:00:43,905 ♪ Tell me why! ♪ 22 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:47,275 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 23 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,043 ♪ Tell me why! ♪ 24 00:00:49,078 --> 00:00:52,513 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 25 00:00:52,548 --> 00:00:54,206 ♪ Now number five ♪ 26 00:00:54,241 --> 00:00:57,243 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ 27 00:00:57,278 --> 00:01:02,348 - Whoo! - ♪ I want it that way ♪ 28 00:01:02,383 --> 00:01:04,592 Ah, chills! Literal chills. 29 00:01:04,627 --> 00:01:06,986 It was number five. Number five killed my brother. 30 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:08,487 Oh, my God, I forgot about that part. 31 00:01:24,665 --> 00:01:27,665 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:32,143 Hey, it's time. You ready? You excited? 33 00:01:32,178 --> 00:01:34,080 Yes, I can't believe it's finally gonna happen. 34 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:36,839 Aw, you guys are gonna have sex for the first time. 35 00:01:36,874 --> 00:01:40,260 I'll have you know Amy and I do sex 24-sevs, 369. 36 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:41,896 Oh no, I grossly overcompensated 37 00:01:41,931 --> 00:01:43,030 and now it seems like we have problems. 38 00:01:43,065 --> 00:01:44,272 - You done? - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:44,307 --> 00:01:46,334 Great. Jake's sister is flying in from Dallas, 40 00:01:46,369 --> 00:01:47,635 and we're picking her up at the airport. 41 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:49,136 - You have a sister? - Half-sister. 42 00:01:49,171 --> 00:01:50,938 Turns out that my slutty pilot dad 43 00:01:50,973 --> 00:01:53,140 made daughters is several major airline hubs. 44 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:57,478 ATL and EWR didn't respond when I reached out, but DFW is DTM. 45 00:01:57,513 --> 00:01:59,413 Down to meet. Well, we should get going. 46 00:01:59,448 --> 00:02:02,060 Her flight's gonna land soon, but wish me luck. 47 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:03,430 I'm about to be a brother. 48 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,987 Captain Holt, I need a... 49 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:07,388 what's going on? 50 00:02:07,423 --> 00:02:09,256 My doctor said I should be more active, 51 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:12,059 but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. 52 00:02:12,094 --> 00:02:13,494 Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, 53 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:14,895 I decided to quit. 54 00:02:15,062 --> 00:02:16,196 Boyle is teaching me yoga. 55 00:02:16,231 --> 00:02:17,532 Genevieve got me into it. 56 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:18,632 You can't believe how many different ways 57 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:21,168 I can wrap my legs around her. Six! 58 00:02:21,203 --> 00:02:22,636 Captain, if you wanted to be healthier, 59 00:02:22,671 --> 00:02:24,787 why not come to me? I'm ripped as hell. 60 00:02:24,822 --> 00:02:27,875 Sarge, health is about flexibility and peace of mind 61 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:30,779 and bone strength, not building vanity muscles. 62 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:33,157 Vanity muscles? I use all of these. 63 00:02:33,192 --> 00:02:34,792 Really? Even the large neck ones? 64 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:36,729 They help me sleep upright on airplanes! 65 00:02:36,764 --> 00:02:38,338 Well, there's no reason to be defensive, 66 00:02:38,373 --> 00:02:40,494 just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi. 67 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:42,790 We all have our thing. You're a muscler, 68 00:02:42,825 --> 00:02:43,873 I'm a boner. 69 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:46,360 Terry can do yoga. 70 00:02:46,395 --> 00:02:47,995 Terry is a yoga beast. 71 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,897 Watch. Give me a yoga to do. 72 00:02:49,932 --> 00:02:51,932 Ah, well, we're in warrior pose now, 73 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:54,235 but I suppose for you we can start in child's pose. 74 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:55,858 Terry is not a child! 75 00:02:55,893 --> 00:02:58,572 Terry is a warrior. 76 00:02:58,607 --> 00:02:59,879 And... 77 00:03:02,044 --> 00:03:04,178 That didn't sound good. Are you okay, Jeffords? 78 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:05,665 I'm fine. 79 00:03:06,115 --> 00:03:08,451 Now, if you'll excuse me, 80 00:03:08,486 --> 00:03:10,917 I'm going to walk out of here normally 81 00:03:11,152 --> 00:03:13,554 using my trademark tiny steps. 82 00:03:13,589 --> 00:03:14,622 Okay? 83 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:18,426 What you looking at? 84 00:03:18,461 --> 00:03:21,095 Did the Kanye West cannibalism story finally break? 85 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:22,430 - What? Is that a thing? - Yeah. 86 00:03:22,465 --> 00:03:24,131 He eats tiny little bites of people 87 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:25,966 when he hugs them goodbye. 88 00:03:26,001 --> 00:03:28,269 I tipped off Page Six, I don't know why they're sitting on it. 89 00:03:28,304 --> 00:03:29,601 Just looking on a dating app. 90 00:03:29,636 --> 00:03:31,639 Weird. Lame. Gross. 91 00:03:31,674 --> 00:03:33,479 Dumb. Freak. Loser. 92 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,061 Perv. Toothy. Mouthy. 93 00:03:35,096 --> 00:03:36,644 - Well, what happened to Becky? - Who? 94 00:03:36,679 --> 00:03:38,597 The girl you were seeing whose name you wouldn't tell us 95 00:03:38,632 --> 00:03:40,188 so we just started calling her Becky. 96 00:03:40,223 --> 00:03:41,973 Becky and I broke up. She ate soup too much. 97 00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:43,516 - What, like every day? - It happened twice. 98 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:45,259 Okay, well, listen, you're in luck. 99 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:47,628 Because I have the perfect girl for you, 100 00:03:47,663 --> 00:03:49,163 and I'm actually texting with her right now. 101 00:03:49,198 --> 00:03:51,080 No. You are terrible at setting me up. 102 00:03:51,115 --> 00:03:52,358 Remember that dork, Justin? 103 00:03:52,393 --> 00:03:53,693 He was a tattoo artist, 104 00:03:53,728 --> 00:03:55,996 - and he rode a motorcycle. - A Yamaha. 105 00:03:56,031 --> 00:03:57,764 He might as well have picked me up in a station wagon. 106 00:03:57,799 --> 00:03:59,700 You know what, men are difficult because they're all 107 00:03:59,735 --> 00:04:02,369 secretly monsters, but now that I know you're bi, 108 00:04:02,404 --> 00:04:04,808 that changes everything. I know so many great women. 109 00:04:04,843 --> 00:04:07,048 I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at. 110 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:09,877 What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, 111 00:04:09,912 --> 00:04:11,745 because I'm great at it. 112 00:04:12,881 --> 00:04:14,648 Okay, according to the flight board, 113 00:04:14,683 --> 00:04:16,016 she should be here any minute. 114 00:04:16,051 --> 00:04:18,719 I love watching a "TBD" turn into a gate num. 115 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:20,320 What's wrong? 116 00:04:20,355 --> 00:04:21,922 - Why do you look like that? - I'm so nervous. 117 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,786 My hands are shaking and my butt is hella sweaty. 118 00:04:23,821 --> 00:04:25,107 I totally understand. 119 00:04:25,142 --> 00:04:27,728 I freaked out when I met my pen pal from Thailand, Mongkut. 120 00:04:27,763 --> 00:04:28,962 But everything worked out, right? 121 00:04:28,997 --> 00:04:30,317 You and Mongkut are lifelong friends now. 122 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:32,599 No, Mongkut turned out to be a 45-year-old prisoner. 123 00:04:32,634 --> 00:04:33,734 It was a really awkward trip. 124 00:04:33,769 --> 00:04:36,770 That sounds horrible. Amy, what if this is a Mongkut situation? 125 00:04:36,805 --> 00:04:38,363 Oh no, that pen pal service is shut down. 126 00:04:38,398 --> 00:04:40,674 This is your sister. It's gonna be great. 127 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:43,001 You just have to relax and be yourself. 128 00:04:43,036 --> 00:04:44,770 But what if myself isn't good enough, you know? 129 00:04:44,805 --> 00:04:46,371 What if I'm the Mongkut? 130 00:04:46,406 --> 00:04:47,873 - Jake... - Right. You're right. 131 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:49,608 It's gonna be great. Just got to stay positive. 132 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:51,285 We're gonna see each other from across the room, 133 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,086 we'll lock eyes, I'll say "noice," 134 00:04:53,121 --> 00:04:55,455 she'll say "toit," and then six months later, 135 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,490 we'll be on "The Amazing Race" together. 136 00:04:56,525 --> 00:04:57,491 Jake? 137 00:04:57,526 --> 00:04:59,726 Ka... oh, no. 138 00:04:59,761 --> 00:05:01,595 It's me, Kate. Give me a hug. 139 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,991 - Stand down, ma'am. - Back off, dude! 140 00:05:04,026 --> 00:05:05,765 - That's my brother! - Oh, no. 141 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,933 It's a Mongkut situation. 142 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,137 So, this is awkward, 143 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:14,305 but we should probably address 144 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,307 - the elephant in the room. - Right. 145 00:05:16,342 --> 00:05:18,409 Are we doing table apps or solo apps? 146 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,177 Uh, table apps and lots of them. 147 00:05:20,212 --> 00:05:22,213 If it is fried, it must be tried. 148 00:05:22,248 --> 00:05:24,215 - Johnny Cochran. - I remember when he said that. 149 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,716 - Jake. - Right. 150 00:05:26,037 --> 00:05:28,586 So, what I actually meant was, 151 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:30,354 we should probably talk about the whole 152 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:32,356 handcuffs at the airport thing. 153 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:33,790 I know. I'm so sorry. 154 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,259 That was a really bad first impression. 155 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,727 It's just, I was on the plane 156 00:05:36,762 --> 00:05:38,162 and started to get really nervous 157 00:05:38,197 --> 00:05:39,697 about meeting you for the first time. 158 00:05:39,732 --> 00:05:41,037 I was nervous to meet you too. 159 00:05:41,072 --> 00:05:42,334 My butt got hella sweaty. 160 00:05:42,369 --> 00:05:43,975 - I told Amy. You can ask her. - Please don't. 161 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,928 So I went to the bathroom and started vaping to calm down. 162 00:05:46,963 --> 00:05:49,240 Then this weird-ass lady comes up to me, and I'm like, 163 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:51,210 bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell 164 00:05:51,245 --> 00:05:52,917 of cotton candy? 165 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,286 Right, but the only thing I don't get 166 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,055 is why they would handcuff you for vaping. 167 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,424 Because they're the worst! 168 00:05:57,459 --> 00:05:58,815 Yeah, Amy, 'cause they're the worst. 169 00:05:58,850 --> 00:06:00,783 Also, I slapped a stewardess, 170 00:06:00,992 --> 00:06:02,199 real hard. 171 00:06:03,222 --> 00:06:04,489 With my fist. 172 00:06:04,524 --> 00:06:05,547 Oh. 173 00:06:05,691 --> 00:06:08,158 So they were not the worst. 174 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,526 Oh, my God, are you mad at me? 175 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:12,829 Oh, no, I messed this up. I am so sorry, Jake. 176 00:06:12,864 --> 00:06:14,498 I really wanted this trip to go well 177 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:16,167 and was looking forward to finally having a brother 178 00:06:16,202 --> 00:06:17,670 for the first time. 179 00:06:17,705 --> 00:06:19,506 You know what, I'm just... I think I'm just gonna leave. 180 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,108 No, don't leave, okay? 181 00:06:21,143 --> 00:06:22,644 It's fine. I get it. 182 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:24,514 It's so crazy that we're finally meeting each other. 183 00:06:24,549 --> 00:06:26,661 So just forget about the plane. That's ancient history. 184 00:06:26,696 --> 00:06:27,745 - Really? - Yes. 185 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,179 This trip was about us getting to know each other, 186 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,781 - so let's do that. - Okay. 187 00:06:30,816 --> 00:06:32,116 What's your favorite scene in "Die Hard"? 188 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:33,419 Die what? 189 00:06:33,454 --> 00:06:34,820 It's okay. It's okay. 190 00:06:34,987 --> 00:06:37,083 Um, when was the last time you saw your dad? 191 00:06:37,118 --> 00:06:39,929 I mean, I've only ever met him like nine times. 192 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,602 Ten if you count the time he sent his co-pilot Steve 193 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:44,261 to hang out with me, 'cause he was too hungover. 194 00:06:44,296 --> 00:06:46,263 I remember Steve. He taught me how to shave. 195 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:47,907 - He taught me how to shave. - Where? 196 00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:50,467 - Steve was the best. - Freakin' Steve. 197 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,373 Jeffords, what are you still doing here? 198 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:58,106 You're clearly injured. Go home. 199 00:06:58,141 --> 00:07:00,942 I'm totally fine. Here. I can prove it. 200 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,288 I'm fine. See? 201 00:07:11,726 --> 00:07:13,660 You can't have thought that went well for you. 202 00:07:13,695 --> 00:07:16,527 It's okay, Sarge. Just admit you can't handle yoga. 203 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:17,927 I can handle it fine. 204 00:07:17,962 --> 00:07:20,492 I'm just a little sore from my real workouts. 205 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,929 With weights. Now, I've got work to do. 206 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,625 Oops. 207 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,526 Dropped my phone. You know what? 208 00:07:27,774 --> 00:07:29,242 My contract is up. 209 00:07:29,277 --> 00:07:31,111 It's time for an upgrade anyway. 210 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:36,747 - Scully? - Huh? 211 00:07:36,782 --> 00:07:38,181 Where's your secret nap room? 212 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:39,449 I don't know what you're talking about. 213 00:07:40,105 --> 00:07:42,130 Help me! Please! 214 00:07:44,582 --> 00:07:46,022 Couch. Space heater. 215 00:07:46,057 --> 00:07:48,058 We soundproof for maximum privacy. 216 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,159 And there's sodas and candy in the mini fridge. 217 00:07:50,194 --> 00:07:52,963 - This room's a little small. - We had a big nap room, 218 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:55,565 and you gave it to Gina to pump breast milk in, remember?! 219 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,800 Sorry, Scully. 220 00:07:56,835 --> 00:07:58,135 You tell anyone about this place, 221 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:00,937 I will burn your life to the ground. 222 00:08:00,972 --> 00:08:03,472 Oh, and there's a spray if you fart. 223 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:05,942 Okay, that is nothing. 224 00:08:05,977 --> 00:08:07,978 The one parent-teacher conference my dad went to, 225 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:10,847 he had sex with my teacher on top of the diorama I made 226 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:12,249 of the first Thanksgiving. 227 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,217 Oh, no, he ruined all your hard work. 228 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:15,986 Oh, not really, it was just a bunch of Smurfs on a plate. 229 00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:17,521 - Oh. - He came to visit once, 230 00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:20,090 and hooked up with my mom's entire book club. 231 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,125 She can't see a copy of "A Prayer For Owen Meany" 232 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,505 without fully weeping. 233 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:24,540 I don't know what that is. 234 00:08:24,576 --> 00:08:25,942 But enough about our dad. 235 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:27,145 - What's going on in your life? - Honestly, 236 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:28,147 it's been a tough year. 237 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:29,683 I lost my job, 238 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,886 love of my life Kurt just broke up with me. 239 00:08:31,922 --> 00:08:33,155 Oh, hey, Amy has seven brothers. 240 00:08:33,191 --> 00:08:34,457 Maybe you could date one of them. 241 00:08:34,493 --> 00:08:35,926 Oh, snap. I'm down to clown. 242 00:08:35,962 --> 00:08:37,762 Which one has the best body? 243 00:08:37,909 --> 00:08:39,776 - Uhhh... - Tony. 244 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,645 Right? It's very clearly Tony. 245 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,913 I don't know why she hesitated. 246 00:08:42,948 --> 00:08:44,981 - Tony got bod. - Tony it is. 247 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:46,983 Anyway, that's my boring life in Dallas. 248 00:08:47,018 --> 00:08:49,619 But I'm here now, and I want to see the real New York. 249 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:50,854 Let's like... 250 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:52,255 Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge? 251 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:53,723 Get tanked at the Times Square Olive Garden. 252 00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:55,192 And get our pictures taken with a human statue. 253 00:08:55,227 --> 00:08:57,160 Right. The real New York. 254 00:08:57,195 --> 00:08:59,830 - Whenever you're ready. - Hey, let me get dinner. 255 00:08:59,865 --> 00:09:01,064 I had like ten more drinks than you guys. 256 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:02,732 - Oh, are you sure? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:05,268 Wow, that is so sweet, and totally unneces... 258 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:06,937 - what are you doing? - Life hack. 259 00:09:06,972 --> 00:09:08,805 Hey, there's glass in my food! 260 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,973 Oh, my God oh my God, oh my God oh my God... 261 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,641 What kind of restaurant is this?! 262 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,511 Where's Holt? He told me to come in here. 263 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:16,179 Nope. That was me. 264 00:09:16,214 --> 00:09:18,515 I've been recording his voice for the past two years, 265 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:20,283 and now I have a soundboard where I can make him say 266 00:09:20,318 --> 00:09:22,495 anything I want. Check it out. 267 00:09:22,531 --> 00:09:28,190 Diaz. I. Need. To. See. You. In. The. Briefing. Room. Now. 268 00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:29,926 Pretty cool, right? Watch this. 269 00:09:29,961 --> 00:09:31,795 Milk. Milk. Lemonade. 270 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:34,731 Around. The. Corner. Fudge. Is. Made. 271 00:09:34,766 --> 00:09:36,166 - That is amazing. - Isn't it? 272 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,601 - What do you want? - To find you love. 273 00:09:37,636 --> 00:09:38,902 - Ugh. - Come on! 274 00:09:38,937 --> 00:09:41,071 Check it out: Dannika, 34. 275 00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:43,073 - The only female trader... - Pass. 276 00:09:43,108 --> 00:09:44,674 Finance people are the worst. 277 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,576 Okay, well, take a gander at Jessica, 278 00:09:46,611 --> 00:09:48,645 professional stuntwoman 279 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,314 just back from a surf trip in Bali... 280 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:53,083 Pass. People who surf never shut up about it. 281 00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:55,252 Kinda true. You know who doesn't surf? Gabrielle. 282 00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:57,687 - I'm out. - Come on, Rosa. 283 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,756 Give me a shot. If I mess it up, fine. 284 00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:01,291 I'll drop it, and I'll never bring it up again. 285 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:03,593 Fine. One date. That's all you get. 286 00:10:03,628 --> 00:10:06,229 - That's all I need. - Hey. Diaz. 287 00:10:06,264 --> 00:10:08,632 Enjoy. Having. Sexual. Fun. 288 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,967 With. Linetti's. Lesbian. Friend. 289 00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:13,737 Get. Some. Get. Some. Get. Some. 290 00:10:13,772 --> 00:10:16,673 So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare. 291 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,808 I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare. 292 00:10:18,843 --> 00:10:20,644 - Those are so much scarier. - Yeah. 293 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,107 She put glass in her food, Jake. 294 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,280 She's a con-woman. 295 00:10:23,315 --> 00:10:24,590 Look, she's a survivor. 296 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:26,059 She's had a really hard life. 297 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:28,051 And I thought it bad 'cause I would only see my dad 298 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,819 for like an afternoon once a year, 299 00:10:29,854 --> 00:10:32,856 but compared to her, I was a real DJ Tanner. "Full House." 300 00:10:32,891 --> 00:10:35,577 - Her dad was always around. - Yeah, I've seen "Full House." 301 00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:38,094 Look, I'm sorry she's not what you expected. 302 00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:39,629 She is a lot. 303 00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:41,731 But she's my sister. And she's young, 304 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,366 and she just got out of a really bad breakup... 305 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,068 Whoo! 306 00:10:46,304 --> 00:10:47,521 She's home. 307 00:10:47,557 --> 00:10:49,624 Kate! Are you okay? 308 00:10:49,808 --> 00:10:51,141 Sounds like you're breaking stuff. 309 00:10:51,176 --> 00:10:53,743 Hey! I'm sorry, were we being too loud? 310 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,012 - We? - Oh, hey. I'm William. 311 00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:57,581 I thought you just wanted a picture. 312 00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,617 Oh, we took a lot of pictures. Get in here! 313 00:11:00,652 --> 00:11:02,819 - Oh, no, he's my brother. - That doesn't bother me. 314 00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:04,020 Okay, I'm going to bed. 315 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:05,700 Okay. 316 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,440 Time to go home. 317 00:11:10,395 --> 00:11:12,763 Oh, no. Terry can't move. 318 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,749 Terry needs help. 319 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,567 Hel... 320 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,773 Ugh, there are silver butt prints everywhere. 321 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,343 Why did he need to paint his butt? He wears pants. 322 00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:27,978 Look, I'm sorry about all this. 323 00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:29,179 I really thought she was gonna be like me. 324 00:11:29,214 --> 00:11:31,748 But scamming restaurants and hooking up with street performers, 325 00:11:31,783 --> 00:11:33,116 she is 100% my dad. 326 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,684 Look, it's a two-day trip. 327 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:36,720 We just need to survive the next 18 hours. 328 00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:38,722 - Sure, sure. - And, you know, I sat through 329 00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:40,357 a whole play once, so I can get through anything. 330 00:11:40,392 --> 00:11:42,125 I took you to that play, and you said you loved it. 331 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,760 - Because I did. - Well, 332 00:11:43,795 --> 00:11:46,029 55 minutes in the shower and that silver paint 333 00:11:46,064 --> 00:11:48,365 - will not come off. - Gross. 334 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,300 Anyway, my astrologer is always telling me 335 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,768 everything happens for a reason, 336 00:11:51,803 --> 00:11:53,670 and I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me? 337 00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:54,971 But now I know why. 338 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,007 So I would leave Dallas and move to New York 339 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,541 to be near you! 340 00:11:58,576 --> 00:12:00,744 Whoa, really? I mean, that's great, 341 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:02,278 but, you know, it's so expensive here. 342 00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,593 I'll be fine. 343 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:05,715 I got a head full of dreams, and a pocket full of glass. 344 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,585 I'm a New Yorker now. Fuggedabout it! 345 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,253 Yes. 346 00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:12,056 Forget about it. 347 00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,472 Babe. What are we gonna do? 348 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:18,940 My sister cannot move here. 349 00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:21,063 I'll just tell her it's a bad idea, and she shouldn't do it. 350 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:22,798 Ugh, but I'm the only family she has. 351 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,134 I don't want to hurt her feelings 352 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,303 and send her into a downward spiral. 353 00:12:25,339 --> 00:12:26,905 She slept with a tin man, Jake. 354 00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:28,041 I don't think the spiral goes any further down. 355 00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:29,343 Right. Wait, I've got it. 356 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:31,608 The only reason Kate wants to move here is because Kurt dumped her, 357 00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:33,107 but what if we can get him to take her back? 358 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,952 Then she would definitely want to stay in Dallas! 359 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,957 Ooh, that's smart, but what if he's a rational person 360 00:12:37,993 --> 00:12:39,560 and he doesn't want to be with her anymore? 361 00:12:39,595 --> 00:12:41,295 Not a problem. I found his Facebook page. 362 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,130 He just posted a black and white photo of a dead flower 363 00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:44,298 with the hashtags "my heart," "Kate forever" 364 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,000 and "love is dead." 365 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:47,598 - He misses her for some reason. - Amy, this is it. 366 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,131 He clearly already wants to get back together. 367 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,072 All we have to do is convince him to fly here. 368 00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,381 - Jake, this might work. - Yes! 369 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,917 But are we actually gonna do this? 370 00:12:53,953 --> 00:12:55,830 Are we really going to fly a man to New York City 371 00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:57,600 just to ensure that my new sister doesn't move here? 372 00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:58,993 Hey, Amy, do you have a morning-after pill 373 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,563 I could bomb? I will get you back. 374 00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:03,536 Use. My. Miles. 375 00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:05,563 Boyle, have you seen Sergeant Jeffords? 376 00:13:05,599 --> 00:13:08,542 Oh, do you mean Sore-gent Jeff-hurts? 377 00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:09,966 He didn't make it home last night, Boyle. 378 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:12,161 - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. - You should be. 379 00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:13,556 He could be in grave danger, 380 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:14,992 and you just flippantly called him Sore-gent. 381 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,430 Oh, my God. I'm the worst. Who does that? 382 00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:19,948 Well, his car's still here, so I don't think he ever left the building. 383 00:13:19,984 --> 00:13:21,473 - He's probably fine. - What? 384 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,176 Then why did you make me feel so bad? 385 00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:24,530 To teach you a lesson about 386 00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:26,499 about the destructive power of wordplay. 387 00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:28,484 Now, where could he be? 388 00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:33,547 Why are we going home? 389 00:13:33,582 --> 00:13:35,549 We haven't even done the "Sex and the City" tour. 390 00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:36,954 Oh, my gosh, I am such a 391 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,186 "that one who fell through the sidewalk hole." 392 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:41,522 Yeah, you totally are. We're just so excited 393 00:13:41,557 --> 00:13:42,593 you're moving here, we thought, 394 00:13:42,629 --> 00:13:45,167 why not go straight home and celebrate at exactly 8:00? 395 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:46,669 - Kate. - Kurt? 396 00:13:46,705 --> 00:13:49,006 - Kurt? The Kurt? - What?! Oh, my God, 397 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,475 what are the chances? 398 00:13:50,511 --> 00:13:52,531 Kate, you didn't tell us how handsome Kurt is. 399 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:53,833 I love your... 400 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,403 jean shorts. 401 00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,438 Babe, breaking up with you 402 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,319 was the biggest mistake of my life. 403 00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,876 It was? Oh, my God, he flew all the way 404 00:14:01,911 --> 00:14:04,512 to New York to tell me that. That's so romantic. 405 00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:05,896 It's beautiful, really. 406 00:14:05,943 --> 00:14:07,232 You're not even allowed to leave the state. 407 00:14:07,268 --> 00:14:08,257 - What's that now? - One more time? 408 00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:10,087 You think I'm gonna let my skank parole officer 409 00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:11,489 stand in the way of true love? 410 00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:12,591 Kurt! 411 00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:15,535 He seems like a cool guy. 412 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,623 Jeffords isn't in the evidence locker. 413 00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:18,733 He's not in the file room, either. 414 00:14:18,769 --> 00:14:20,926 I mean, there's nowhere left to hide. I'm worried. 415 00:14:20,962 --> 00:14:24,197 Actually, I think I know where he is. 416 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,897 I could take you there, but you need to wear blindfolds. 417 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,242 - No. - Okay. 418 00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:30,245 I guess he'll just die in Supply Closet F, then. 419 00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:31,581 He's in Supply Closet F! 420 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:32,677 Great work. 421 00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:36,177 I'm sorry. I feel so stupid. 422 00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:39,146 Oh, it's okay. They tricked you somehow. 423 00:14:39,181 --> 00:14:41,159 I still love you, buddy. 424 00:14:43,756 --> 00:14:46,454 - Oh, thank God, you found me! - Jeffords, are you okay? 425 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,322 Charles was right. I couldn't handle yoga. 426 00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:49,507 Well, we're here to help. 427 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,324 I'll get a couple officers to help lift you up. 428 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,559 No need. I can handle this. 429 00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,061 Charles, there's no way you can lift me. 430 00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:57,198 Yoga's given me great bone strength, Terry. 431 00:14:57,234 --> 00:14:58,986 So get ready... 432 00:14:59,579 --> 00:15:01,546 you're about to enter the bone zone. 433 00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:03,182 - Not a thing. - Shhh. 434 00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,239 ♪ Joe Cocker's "Up Where We Belong" ♪ 435 00:15:05,274 --> 00:15:08,809 ♪ Love lift us up where we belong ♪ 436 00:15:10,479 --> 00:15:13,080 ♪ Where the eagles cry ♪ 437 00:15:13,535 --> 00:15:16,797 ♪ On a mountain high ♪ 438 00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:20,955 Rosa, I want to introduce you to my friend Trishelle. 439 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:22,323 - Hi. - Sparks. 440 00:15:22,358 --> 00:15:24,358 Well, I'm gonna take off. You two have fun. 441 00:15:24,393 --> 00:15:25,886 Get. Some. 442 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:27,839 I made a mobile version. 443 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,509 So, what are you drinking? 444 00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:30,680 I'll have a margarita. 445 00:15:30,716 --> 00:15:32,299 But, like, a skinny margarita. 446 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:36,103 So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave. 447 00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,405 - Mm. I refuse to order that. - You don't have to. 448 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,341 I heard her. What do you want? 449 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,666 Just take your cheapest whisky and pour it into your nearest glass. 450 00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:44,879 - That's a drink. - So, with this diet 451 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:48,148 that I'm on, you can eat anything that's clear. 452 00:15:48,183 --> 00:15:50,251 - Mm. - Like rice noodles, 453 00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:51,785 pineapple gummi bears... 454 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,521 So Kurt and I talked, 455 00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:56,957 and I'm sorry, Jake, I know I said I'd stay in New York, 456 00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,959 but I can't give up on this guy. 457 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,828 Especially not after he flew out here for me. 458 00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:03,694 Well, sounds like the universe just really wants you to be in Dallas. 459 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,910 But on a personal note, it is such a bummer. 460 00:16:05,946 --> 00:16:07,213 I just missed her so much. 461 00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:08,869 And so do the kids. 462 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:09,970 Oh, you have kids? 463 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:11,194 Kurt has six. 464 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,173 Who's watching them now? 465 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,522 - The state. - Oh, fun. 466 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,726 We're getting to know Kurt. 467 00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:19,313 Ooh, hey, sorry, the door was unlocked, 468 00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:20,548 so I opened it. Is Kate here? 469 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,116 Oh, hey. 470 00:16:22,151 --> 00:16:23,707 I think I left my wallet in your couch bed. 471 00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:24,976 Uh, have you seen it? 472 00:16:25,012 --> 00:16:26,652 - It's silver. - Babe, who is this? 473 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:27,815 - Babe? - That's William. 474 00:16:27,851 --> 00:16:29,718 He is a human statue I know. 475 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:30,987 Yeah, it's not really a good time right now, William. 476 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,323 We don't have your wallet. Bye. 477 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,826 Did you have sex with this silver man? 478 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,763 - Did you cheat on me? - We were broken up. 479 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,232 And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating. 480 00:16:39,268 --> 00:16:40,868 'Cause you were sad all the time. 481 00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,870 - 'Cause my mom died. - Oh, no. 482 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,371 - In March. - That's so recent. 483 00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:46,307 Fine. I'm sorry, Kurt. I'm sorry. 484 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,242 What? No, don't apologize to this guy. 485 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:50,144 - He's a dick. - Excuse me? 486 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:51,512 You're not good enough for my sister. 487 00:16:51,547 --> 00:16:53,314 I didn't realize you were this tall. 488 00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:55,349 Kurt. She's not going anywhere with you. 489 00:16:55,384 --> 00:16:57,484 Take your jean shorts and the butt that's in them 490 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,219 and get out of my apartment. 491 00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:00,988 What the hell, man? You're the one who flew me out here 492 00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:02,790 and begged me to bring her back to Dallas. 493 00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:04,157 - Just... - Kate! 494 00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:06,476 Tsk. 495 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,642 You begged him to get rid of me? 496 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:09,911 Uh... 497 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:11,924 Hey! 498 00:17:12,957 --> 00:17:14,679 Found my wallet. 499 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,054 Thanks, guys. 500 00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,088 Have a blessed day. 501 00:17:36,747 --> 00:17:38,293 So he was a robot man. 502 00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:43,666 So you were trying to get rid of me? 503 00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,397 I mean... Yeah, kinda. 504 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,359 But I also just told off Kurt for being a jerk to you, 505 00:17:47,395 --> 00:17:49,095 so who's to say which thing we should focus on? 506 00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:50,905 Anyways, let's go to Olive Garden and get tanked. 507 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,374 No, I won't, because that place is for family. 508 00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:54,408 Ah, that stings. 509 00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,055 Look, we're still family. 510 00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:57,510 I just didn't think you should be moving to New York. 511 00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:58,917 The whole plan seemed a little... 512 00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:00,632 how do I put this delicately... 513 00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:01,648 psychotic. 514 00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:03,651 I didn't ask you to be a part of my life, Jake. 515 00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:04,772 You asked me. 516 00:18:04,808 --> 00:18:06,586 I was perfectly happy in Dallas 517 00:18:06,622 --> 00:18:09,223 with no dad and a dead mom, 518 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,018 being walked all over by Kurt and his kids. 519 00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:12,593 That doesn't sound like a great situation. 520 00:18:12,628 --> 00:18:14,328 Yeah, it's bad, okay?! 521 00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:16,530 Which is why when I got a call out of the blue 522 00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:18,399 that I had a brother who wanted to meet me, 523 00:18:18,434 --> 00:18:20,267 I got a little excited. I'm so sorry. 524 00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:22,636 I was excited too, but we don't know each other. 525 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:24,238 You shouldn't move here just for me. 526 00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:25,673 Don't worry. I'm going back to Dallas. 527 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,443 You won't ever have to see me again. 528 00:18:27,743 --> 00:18:29,910 Until, that is, I'm on "The Voice," 529 00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:34,915 at point, you'll see me... ♪ Everywhere! ♪ 530 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,017 - Oh. - Oh you don't like my singing? 531 00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:39,886 Well, good, because that is the last time you get it, 532 00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:47,440 ♪ For freeeeeeee! ♪ 533 00:18:49,932 --> 00:18:51,599 She's gonna do bad on "The Voice." 534 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,335 So, how'd it go last night? 535 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:57,338 - Worst date I've ever been on. - Oh, no, that sucks. 536 00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:59,340 Then why are you coming in to work so late? 537 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:02,076 It's almost like you spent the night somewhere. 538 00:19:02,111 --> 00:19:04,445 I don't know, like, maybe the bartender's? 539 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,819 Wait, what? How do you know that? 540 00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,889 Because Aubrey is my friend, 541 00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:10,133 and she was the real set-up all along. 542 00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:12,002 No, no, no, no, no. 543 00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,577 Yes, I knew you'd reject whoever I put in front of you. 544 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,657 I mean, Trishelle was just a decoy. 545 00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:21,195 And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita. 546 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,097 Nicely done. Aubrey is great. 547 00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:24,365 We're going to dinner again tonight. 548 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,033 - Whoo! - I owe you an apology. 549 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,268 You're a great matchmaker. 550 00:19:27,303 --> 00:19:28,602 Thank you. And you know what? 551 00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:30,644 I'm just glad that you found the courage 552 00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,473 to tell me how great I am. 553 00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:33,619 It means so much. 554 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:36,423 - Whatever. - Have a fun night. 555 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,933 This is not on us. 556 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,547 I mean, it was crazy for her to think moving to New York 557 00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:40,614 was a good idea, right? 558 00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:42,450 Yes, it was unrealistic. 559 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,019 Just like Mongkut thinking a ten-year-old American girl 560 00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:47,973 would pay his bail and help him seek vengeance on his brother. 561 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,214 You know, when I'm not distracted by this, 562 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,979 I'd really love to hear the full Mongkut story. 563 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,281 - It gets dark. - Yup. 564 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,738 Look, your sister is a lot to take. 565 00:19:54,774 --> 00:19:56,130 You shouldn't feel bad 566 00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:57,565 that you don't want her around constantly. 567 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,033 Right? I mean, we can have a relationship 568 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,701 and still live in separate cities. 569 00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:02,130 I'd love to see her, like, 570 00:20:02,338 --> 00:20:05,063 once a year for an afternoon, or... 571 00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:07,541 - Oh, crap. - What? 572 00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:09,543 Oh, something just dawned on you. 573 00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:11,110 Yeah, I got to go to the airport. 574 00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:16,650 This is ridiculous. Listen, the choice is yours. 575 00:20:16,685 --> 00:20:19,386 Lawsuit, or upgrade me to business class. 576 00:20:19,421 --> 00:20:21,422 - Ball's in your court, pal! - Hey! 577 00:20:21,457 --> 00:20:23,557 Kate, officers, what's going on here? 578 00:20:23,592 --> 00:20:25,526 This woman said she cut her hand on a ticketing kiosk, 579 00:20:25,561 --> 00:20:27,628 but somebody saw her pull out a bag of glass. 580 00:20:27,663 --> 00:20:29,630 That's my healing glass, and legally, 581 00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,966 you can't ask about it. What kind of airport is this? 582 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,903 Okay, I'm with the NYPD. I got it from here. 583 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:35,582 Thanks, guys. 584 00:20:36,105 --> 00:20:37,705 - What do you want? - To apologize. 585 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,640 Look, I was trying to get rid of you. 586 00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:42,243 Because you're a little bit of a mess, kinda like dad. 587 00:20:42,278 --> 00:20:44,979 - Oh, I'm definitely a mess. - But I was being like dad too. 588 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:46,413 I was trying to have a relationship with you, 589 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,115 completely on my own terms. 590 00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,950 And we both know from personal experience, 591 00:20:49,985 --> 00:20:51,919 that's a really crappy way to treat a family member. 592 00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:53,354 It is. 593 00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:55,122 Thank you for saying that, Jake. 594 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:58,492 And yes, I accept your invitation to move in with you. 595 00:20:58,906 --> 00:21:01,061 - Oh. Um... - I'm joking. 596 00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:03,330 I'm going back to Dallas. Don't worry. 597 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,769 But maybe we can keep in touch. 598 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,654 I would really like that. 599 00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:10,124 Man, I was worried you were never gonna want to see me again. 600 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,740 Are you kidding? The way you stood up for me with Kurt, 601 00:21:13,057 --> 00:21:14,791 you're a great big brother. 602 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:18,218 And I have so many other enemies. 603 00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:20,214 - You're gonna be real busy. - Oh. 604 00:21:20,249 --> 00:21:22,869 Anyway, I should go. My plane's leaving. Come here. 605 00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:27,696 - Noice. - Toit. 606 00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:30,991 All right, sis, have a safe flight. 607 00:21:31,026 --> 00:21:34,061 - No vaping. - ♪ No promises! ♪ 608 00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:35,896 She is bad at singing. 609 00:21:37,601 --> 00:21:41,601 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com