1 00:00:15,465 --> 00:00:17,823 That was the most stressful thing I've ever gone through, 2 00:00:17,848 --> 00:00:19,317 and I was wrongfully imprisoned last year. 3 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:20,752 That was fun. 4 00:00:20,785 --> 00:00:23,187 Every aspect of owning a food truck is fun. 5 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:24,856 It is fun, fun, fun. 6 00:00:24,897 --> 00:00:26,803 What the hell do you want, Troy? 7 00:00:26,828 --> 00:00:28,037 You stole my spot, you son of a bitch! 8 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,340 Oh, go on, get out of here. 9 00:00:29,372 --> 00:00:31,175 - You're just jealous. - I'm not going anywhere! I made a signal, 10 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,509 - and you made an illegal U-turn! - Give me a break. 11 00:00:32,541 --> 00:00:34,210 - I should call the cops! - Oh, are you gonna 12 00:00:34,244 --> 00:00:35,479 - call the cops? - Yeah, I'm gonna call the cops! 13 00:00:35,512 --> 00:00:37,147 - I am the cops! - Oh, you're a cop now? 14 00:00:37,179 --> 00:00:38,148 Why don't you go back to your garbage truck 15 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:39,483 and cook some pudding? 16 00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:40,484 You're gonna regret this. 17 00:00:40,517 --> 00:00:42,685 Kill yourself, Troy! 18 00:00:42,718 --> 00:00:44,488 Jake, I have a confession to make. 19 00:00:44,521 --> 00:00:46,503 The food truck is kind of stressing me out. 20 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:51,135 Bad news, Captain. A water main burst downtown. 21 00:00:51,214 --> 00:00:53,150 - There's been several injuries. - Oh, that's unfortunate. 22 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:55,053 And the victims are in our blah-blah-blah, 23 00:00:55,086 --> 00:00:56,420 but tell him the real tragedy, Terry. 24 00:00:56,453 --> 00:00:57,554 Olivia Crawford... 25 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:59,390 AKA your main commish competish. 26 00:00:59,422 --> 00:01:01,925 Tweeted a statement addressing the water main break, 27 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:04,294 and she's been retweeted by the mayor. 28 00:01:04,327 --> 00:01:06,296 "Kudos to our brave officers"... 29 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:08,265 - Hey, now. - Whoa! What is going on? 30 00:01:08,298 --> 00:01:09,934 It's in all caps. 31 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:11,568 Anyway, I don't see how this is bad news. 32 00:01:11,602 --> 00:01:13,304 Because the commissioner race, 33 00:01:13,336 --> 00:01:14,471 like all of life, 34 00:01:14,505 --> 00:01:15,940 is a popularity contest, 35 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:18,476 and Olivia is sitting at the hot senior table 36 00:01:18,508 --> 00:01:21,279 whilst you are eating lunch alone. 37 00:01:21,311 --> 00:01:24,381 If the mayor wants to make me the next NYPD commissioner, 38 00:01:24,414 --> 00:01:26,618 it'll be because of my record and my qualifications, 39 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,619 not my social media presence. 40 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:30,388 - This is a serious job. - I know. 41 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:33,223 But like it or not, the decision is political, 42 00:01:33,257 --> 00:01:36,094 and social media is a part of politics now. 43 00:01:36,126 --> 00:01:38,095 - You need a Twitter account. - Not gonna happen. 44 00:01:38,128 --> 00:01:39,964 The whole thing is inane. 45 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:42,500 Besides, 140 characters is far more 46 00:01:42,532 --> 00:01:44,001 than anyone needs to make a point. 47 00:01:44,035 --> 00:01:46,503 They actually upped it to 280. 48 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:48,006 Oh, good God. 49 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:49,374 I'm so miserable, Jake. 50 00:01:49,406 --> 00:01:51,375 The truck is hemorrhaging money. I'm going bankrupt. 51 00:01:51,408 --> 00:01:53,176 - I never see my family. - All right, look. 52 00:01:53,209 --> 00:01:55,579 You just have to find a way to reduce expenses. 53 00:01:55,613 --> 00:01:57,448 I've started saving $200 a month 54 00:01:57,481 --> 00:01:58,983 just by buying "John Wick" 55 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:00,317 instead of renting it every two nights. 56 00:02:00,351 --> 00:02:01,286 I have cut costs. 57 00:02:01,318 --> 00:02:03,687 I fired my only employee, Ted, which was awful. 58 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:05,256 Okay, look, I hate to ask this, 59 00:02:05,288 --> 00:02:07,125 but have you considered shutting the truck down? 60 00:02:07,157 --> 00:02:09,026 You're always bragging about how much Boyles love to give up. 61 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,662 I can't. I'm in so much debt. 62 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:12,329 I took out a loan for the truck. 63 00:02:12,363 --> 00:02:14,032 I got Amy to invest. 64 00:02:14,065 --> 00:02:16,267 No, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging. 65 00:02:16,299 --> 00:02:18,268 That's not how holes work... title of your sex tape... 66 00:02:18,301 --> 00:02:19,603 Charles, look, you're gonna 67 00:02:19,637 --> 00:02:21,306 find your way out of this, I swear. 68 00:02:21,339 --> 00:02:23,041 - It's all gonna work out. - You're right. 69 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:25,243 You know, if I just work hard and stay positive, 70 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,643 I'm sure it'll be a huge success 71 00:02:26,676 --> 00:02:27,946 and everything will be okay. 72 00:02:27,978 --> 00:02:29,112 There you go. 73 00:02:30,982 --> 00:02:32,650 Hello? Oh. 74 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:35,085 Okay. No, thank you. 75 00:02:35,119 --> 00:02:37,187 So my truck burned down. 76 00:02:37,221 --> 00:02:38,289 Hey. 77 00:02:38,322 --> 00:02:40,124 Someone robbed a bodega on 4th Street. 78 00:02:40,156 --> 00:02:41,458 It's the fifth one this week. 79 00:02:41,491 --> 00:02:43,428 It's so sad that someone's targeting bodegas. 80 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,196 They're part of the fabric of New York. 81 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:46,997 - You shop at them a lot? - No. They overcharge 82 00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:48,132 for everything, and they sell rat poison 83 00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:49,434 right next to the bananas. 84 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:51,202 Yeah, they're gross. I hope they never change. 85 00:02:51,234 --> 00:02:52,436 Anyway, Holt wants us to interview 86 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:54,104 some of the bodega owners and figure out 87 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:55,673 where to assign additional uniformed officers. 88 00:02:55,705 --> 00:02:57,208 I put a map up on the server... 89 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,142 No! Just email it to me. 90 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:00,978 I hate servers. Bye! 91 00:03:01,012 --> 00:03:02,312 Wait. Why'd you close your laptop so fast? 92 00:03:02,346 --> 00:03:04,115 - What are you hiding? - Nurthing. 93 00:03:04,148 --> 00:03:05,383 - You're hiding something. - What? 94 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:07,651 - Just 'cause I said "nurthing"? - Yes. 95 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:09,988 No! 96 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:12,089 Aww, you're looking at wedding dresses? 97 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:14,057 - That one's dope. - That's not what I was doing. 98 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,592 My computer must've gone to this site on its own. 99 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:17,662 - How is that possible? - It's broken, Y2K. 100 00:03:17,694 --> 00:03:18,997 I'll fix it. 101 00:03:20,163 --> 00:03:21,531 There, it's fixed. 102 00:03:21,565 --> 00:03:23,201 - You're weird. - I know. 103 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:24,702 Oh, God. My truck. 104 00:03:24,735 --> 00:03:26,270 This truck was my baby! 105 00:03:26,303 --> 00:03:27,771 All right, look, Charles, I know you're upset, 106 00:03:27,805 --> 00:03:29,207 but maybe there's a silver lining here. 107 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,508 - I mean, you had insurance, right? - Yeah. I already called them. 108 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:32,995 So maybe you'll get some money for this, 109 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:35,079 and you can pay off your debts, starting with Amy. 110 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:36,680 I'm sorry, that was selfish. Forget I said it. 111 00:03:36,714 --> 00:03:38,516 You can pay off your debts, starting with Amy. 112 00:03:38,548 --> 00:03:39,683 Whoops, I did it again. 113 00:03:39,716 --> 00:03:41,351 You're right. This is my way out. 114 00:03:41,384 --> 00:03:42,353 It's a miracle. 115 00:03:42,385 --> 00:03:43,487 Oh, my God! 116 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:45,156 Jake? Boyle? 117 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:46,691 Adrian. What are you doing here? 118 00:03:46,723 --> 00:03:47,791 I'm an insurance investigator now. 119 00:03:47,824 --> 00:03:49,259 I thought you were in Alaska. 120 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:51,295 Oh, yeah, I was, after Rosa and I broke up, 121 00:03:51,327 --> 00:03:52,496 but then I accidentally killed 122 00:03:52,529 --> 00:03:55,065 a "protected buffalo"... self-defense. 123 00:03:55,098 --> 00:03:57,735 Next thing I know, Fish and Game are all over my ass. 124 00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:59,369 I ended up in a fight with a bear, 125 00:03:59,403 --> 00:04:01,472 and I had to think to myself, why am I even here? 126 00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:03,307 Wait a minute. You fought a bear? 127 00:04:03,339 --> 00:04:04,642 Big time. The trick on that: 128 00:04:04,675 --> 00:04:06,511 head-butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff. 129 00:04:06,543 --> 00:04:08,111 Ah, I bet that works with a lot of animals. 130 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:09,346 Only the male ones. 131 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,714 - Learned that the hard way. - Hmm. 132 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:12,182 Anyway, you know that if you guys want 133 00:04:12,216 --> 00:04:13,817 to get in touch with me, there's easier ways 134 00:04:13,851 --> 00:04:15,485 than burning down your truck, right? 135 00:04:15,519 --> 00:04:17,388 What? Burning down my truck? 136 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,690 Yeah, it's obviously arson, you did it, 137 00:04:19,723 --> 00:04:20,824 you're not gonna get a dime 138 00:04:20,858 --> 00:04:22,393 and are probably gonna go to jail. 139 00:04:22,425 --> 00:04:24,970 So... what's going on with you guys? 140 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:27,345 Give me that juicy Nine-Nine goss, am I right? 141 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:33,921 This is insane. 142 00:04:33,946 --> 00:04:36,164 I mean, Charles loved this truck. It's his baby. 143 00:04:36,189 --> 00:04:37,388 There's no way he'd burn it down. 144 00:04:37,442 --> 00:04:38,862 The world is a messed up place, Jake. 145 00:04:38,894 --> 00:04:39,895 People kill their babies. 146 00:04:39,928 --> 00:04:41,130 Babies kill their parents. 147 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:42,832 It's the circle of life. 148 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:45,235 - That was clearly a triangle. - Okay, fine, busted. 149 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:47,002 I just had the stove's gas line cleaned. 150 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,704 Maybe it was put back in wrong or something. 151 00:04:48,738 --> 00:04:50,906 Look, I've caught enough arsonists in my day 152 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,207 to know that the owner always does it. 153 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,854 Chuck, how's the truck been doing? 154 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:55,070 - Pretty terrible. - Hmm? 155 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:56,779 I was just saying, it's a miracle it burned down. 156 00:04:56,812 --> 00:04:58,433 Okay, I know Charles sounds hella guilty right now, 157 00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,615 but you know he didn't do it. 158 00:04:59,649 --> 00:05:00,676 Charles, this isn't looking good for you. 159 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,395 Anybody else that might have done this? Any enemies? 160 00:05:02,431 --> 00:05:03,633 Well, my dad's best friend and I 161 00:05:03,665 --> 00:05:05,104 have a pretty intense rivalry, 162 00:05:05,129 --> 00:05:06,703 but I don't think my aunt would do anything illegal. 163 00:05:06,736 --> 00:05:07,938 Oh, my God. 164 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:09,872 Wait. The rice pudding truck guy! 165 00:05:09,905 --> 00:05:11,907 Oh, my God. That bastard Troy. 166 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:14,386 We just got into a fight about this very parking spot. 167 00:05:14,411 --> 00:05:16,378 - He said I'd regret it. - Yeah, and that's what happened. 168 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,414 You're regretting it! 169 00:05:17,446 --> 00:05:19,019 Come on, you know we didn't commit arson. 170 00:05:19,044 --> 00:05:20,816 - Adrian, this is us. - Not the TV show. 171 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:22,087 - We are your friends. - Not the movie. 172 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,188 - You got to have faith. - Not the song. 173 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:24,356 Are you doing this on purpose? 174 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:25,378 - The third one, yes. - Okay. 175 00:05:25,403 --> 00:05:27,526 I'll admit, arson does seem out of character for you. 176 00:05:27,551 --> 00:05:29,049 Okay, look me in the eyes. 177 00:05:29,144 --> 00:05:32,548 Look me in the eyes like the bear did. 178 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,091 Okay. 179 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:43,059 I believe you, and together, 180 00:05:43,091 --> 00:05:45,065 we're gonna catch the SOB that did this. 181 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:48,832 I'm so glad he didn't head-butt me in the penis. 182 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:50,479 That's all I was thinking about. 183 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:52,002 Cheddar! 184 00:05:52,035 --> 00:05:53,603 - That's a really good job. - Stay, stay. 185 00:05:53,636 --> 00:05:55,806 What's going on here? Why is Cheddar here? 186 00:05:55,838 --> 00:05:56,939 And why is he in swim trunks? 187 00:05:56,973 --> 00:05:58,475 Because the little sailor outfit 188 00:05:58,507 --> 00:06:00,009 - wouldn't fit his tush. - Excuse me? 189 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:01,677 We're setting you up a Twitter account, 190 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:02,879 and the fastest way to get followers 191 00:06:02,911 --> 00:06:04,113 is cute animal pics. 192 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,714 I follow an account that's just 193 00:06:05,747 --> 00:06:08,194 this one real grouchy chinchilla. 194 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:09,755 He hates waking up so much! 195 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,890 He really does. He's like "Ooh!" 196 00:06:11,924 --> 00:06:13,191 This is ridiculous. 197 00:06:13,224 --> 00:06:14,893 This has nothing to do with police work. 198 00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:16,261 Exactly. It's about being noticed, 199 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,164 and right now, no one is noticing you. 200 00:06:18,196 --> 00:06:19,864 I didn't even realize we were talking 201 00:06:19,897 --> 00:06:21,232 to a third party, presently. 202 00:06:21,265 --> 00:06:23,234 Fine. If you really think it's necessary, 203 00:06:23,268 --> 00:06:25,671 I will establish a social media presence. 204 00:06:25,703 --> 00:06:27,038 But I'll be setting up my own accounts, 205 00:06:27,071 --> 00:06:28,306 and I assure you, 206 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:31,176 I won't be resorting to foolish gimmicks involving my dog. 207 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:33,044 Uh, you might want to rethink that stance, 208 00:06:33,078 --> 00:06:35,313 because how cute would Cheddar look in this hat? 209 00:06:35,347 --> 00:06:37,282 Please. When it comes to clothes, 210 00:06:37,316 --> 00:06:39,818 Cheddar wears little booties in the snow, 211 00:06:39,852 --> 00:06:42,322 or Cheddar wears nothing. 212 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,290 Troy's not home, but I say we wait. 213 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:48,126 I have some hard questions for that rice pudding bastard. 214 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:50,662 So, Adrian, how's life as an insurance investigator? 215 00:06:50,695 --> 00:06:52,097 It's amazing. At Gray Star Mutual, 216 00:06:52,131 --> 00:06:54,166 they let me do whatever I want, 217 00:06:54,198 --> 00:06:56,335 as long as I'm getting that job done, and you know I am. 218 00:06:56,368 --> 00:06:58,304 Last week, I waterboarded a dude. 219 00:06:58,337 --> 00:07:00,072 - Oh, that's not legal. - Doesn't matter. 220 00:07:00,104 --> 00:07:02,174 I'm not a cop. Anyway, what's up with you guys? 221 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:03,643 Hey, Jake, who you porking? 222 00:07:03,676 --> 00:07:07,212 Uh, I guess Amy and I are still... 223 00:07:07,246 --> 00:07:09,215 - I don't want to say it. - Yep. 224 00:07:09,248 --> 00:07:11,217 - Porking. - Yeah, you are. Nice. 225 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,685 Actually, we got engaged. 226 00:07:12,717 --> 00:07:14,186 What the hell? How come I didn't know? 227 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:15,788 I thought we were supposed to be friends. 228 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:18,090 Oh, wait a minute. Did this, like, just happen? 229 00:07:18,123 --> 00:07:20,092 Well, it was at Halloween. 230 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,727 Wha... no, that's so long ago! 231 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,829 Charles, are you just finding out about this too? 232 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,097 No, I was there. 233 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,731 You were there? Who else? 234 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:27,967 Who else got to be a part of this? 235 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,336 Nobody, you know, just... 236 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:31,837 Holt and... 237 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,239 - Terry and Rosa. - Okay. 238 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:35,074 - And Hitchcock and Scully. - Seriously? 239 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,275 And this creepy guy named Bill. 240 00:07:36,308 --> 00:07:38,177 Oh, come on! I'm the creepy guy 241 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,111 that's supposed to be at stuff that you have happen. 242 00:07:40,145 --> 00:07:41,746 Look, you just left town, 243 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,683 and we don't exactly have a text relationship... 244 00:07:43,716 --> 00:07:44,784 How dare you? 245 00:07:44,817 --> 00:07:46,885 May 10th, I texted you, 246 00:07:46,919 --> 00:07:48,453 I'm at the Gaga concert, you here, 247 00:07:48,486 --> 00:07:50,322 question mark, question mark, question mark. 248 00:07:50,355 --> 00:07:53,259 You texted back, No. Frowny face. 249 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,160 Look, I've been really busy. I'm sorry, okay? 250 00:07:55,193 --> 00:07:56,962 I understand. 251 00:07:56,995 --> 00:07:59,265 You know, I just didn't hear about this one thing. 252 00:07:59,298 --> 00:08:01,133 I mean, I can't imagine there are any other 253 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:04,035 major milestones that I've missed. 254 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:05,337 - Are there? - I mean, Amy's a sergeant. 255 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:06,405 - No. - And Holt's up 256 00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:08,106 - for commissioner. - Seriously? 257 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,009 And Dr. Ronald Yee came to the precinct 258 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,242 and taught a course on forensics. 259 00:08:11,275 --> 00:08:13,011 The Dr. Ronald Yee? 260 00:08:13,044 --> 00:08:14,246 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God! 261 00:08:14,279 --> 00:08:16,423 - Yee was in the building? - Yeah. 262 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:17,908 Wow, didn't realize the Yee news was up there 263 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,284 - with the other stuff. - Oh, come on, Jake. 264 00:08:19,318 --> 00:08:21,953 Yee only wrote the book on forensic facial reconstruction. 265 00:08:21,986 --> 00:08:23,255 He's a rock star! 266 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:24,924 You guys could have texted me, but no, 267 00:08:24,957 --> 00:08:28,159 because I bet you haven't thought about me once 268 00:08:28,193 --> 00:08:29,761 since I dumped Rosa. 269 00:08:29,794 --> 00:08:31,262 - Did you dump her? - You know what? 270 00:08:31,295 --> 00:08:33,799 I need some air. I'm storming out. 271 00:08:33,832 --> 00:08:36,202 I'm storming out! 272 00:08:36,235 --> 00:08:38,104 So I can spare four uniformed officers 273 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:40,438 to do hourly pass-bys of the bodegas south of 4th, 274 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:43,174 and I'll coordinate with the, um... 275 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:44,342 hourly pass-bys of the... 276 00:08:44,376 --> 00:08:45,810 Wait. What was that? 277 00:08:45,843 --> 00:08:47,378 That was me talking about hourly pass-bys. 278 00:08:47,411 --> 00:08:49,280 Oh, yeah, I heard about the hourly pass-bys. 279 00:08:49,313 --> 00:08:51,317 Twice. I meant... 280 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:53,786 That subtle side look. 281 00:08:53,818 --> 00:08:55,187 There was no subtle side look. 282 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:56,422 You're right, 'cause it wasn't subtle. 283 00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:59,257 It was an unsubtle side look at... 284 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:00,425 that dress in the shop. 285 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,960 Why are you being such a nutjob 286 00:09:01,994 --> 00:09:03,295 about looking for a wedding dress? 287 00:09:03,328 --> 00:09:06,064 Because being a female sergeant is difficult. 288 00:09:06,097 --> 00:09:07,265 I have to work twice as hard 289 00:09:07,299 --> 00:09:08,800 to gain my officers' respect, 290 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,203 and looking at girly dresses isn't going to help. 291 00:09:11,236 --> 00:09:14,073 Plus, it's a new job, and I need to make it a priority. 292 00:09:14,106 --> 00:09:15,474 Dude, I get that, but if you want 293 00:09:15,506 --> 00:09:18,010 a beautiful wedding dress, you deserve to find one. 294 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,078 Look, there are no cops around. 295 00:09:19,111 --> 00:09:20,379 Nobody's gonna see you. 296 00:09:20,411 --> 00:09:21,979 Why don't we just take our break now, 297 00:09:22,004 --> 00:09:23,005 try one on? 298 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,565 - Okay? - Okay. 299 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:25,994 - Okay? - Okay. 300 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:27,085 - Okay? - Okay. 301 00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:29,522 Hell yeah! 302 00:09:29,554 --> 00:09:30,522 They are closed. 303 00:09:30,555 --> 00:09:32,223 - We will come back later. - Yeah. 304 00:09:32,256 --> 00:09:34,359 Where did Adrian go? He seemed upset. 305 00:09:34,392 --> 00:09:35,827 - Should we be worried? - Always. 306 00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:38,097 We should always be worried about him. 307 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,832 Jake. Look, look. 308 00:09:39,873 --> 00:09:42,315 Excuse me, Troy Lunniker, we are... 309 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:44,026 I know exactly who you are, you spot-stealing 310 00:09:44,073 --> 00:09:45,445 - son of a bitch! - I didn't steal your spot! 311 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:46,505 - You were too slow, you idiot! - You did steal my spot, man. 312 00:09:46,538 --> 00:09:47,737 You with the horrible meatballs. 313 00:09:47,769 --> 00:09:49,107 You should call them crap balls, man! 314 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,275 Oh, my food tastes like crap? 315 00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:51,977 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop. 316 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,312 - Crap balls. - Hey! 317 00:09:53,345 --> 00:09:54,947 Look, Detective Boyle's truck burned down. 318 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,315 Yeah, and you did it. 319 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,817 You torched my truck, and you're going to jail. 320 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:59,985 Whoa. Someone burned down your truck? 321 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,920 I'm sorry, man, but I would never do anything like that. 322 00:10:01,953 --> 00:10:03,155 I swear it wasn't me. 323 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,823 Well, I'd love to believe you, Troy, 324 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:07,392 but I'm afraid we're gonna need to see some proof. 325 00:10:07,425 --> 00:10:09,127 Oh, my God, he had so much proof. 326 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,595 I can't believe he was on "Cash Cab" 327 00:10:10,629 --> 00:10:12,131 at the exact moment my truck burned down. 328 00:10:12,164 --> 00:10:13,399 And he did so well. 329 00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:15,366 He named every member of The Monkees. 330 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,236 - He even got Tork. - No one gets Tork. 331 00:10:17,269 --> 00:10:18,437 I know. All right, so if it wasn't Troy, 332 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,306 the question is, who could it have been? 333 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:22,106 What's up, jerks? 334 00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:24,909 Pimento, you broke into my house? 335 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:26,511 Yeah. I'm an insurance investigator. 336 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,847 - I can do whatever I want. - What are you doing here? 337 00:10:28,881 --> 00:10:30,882 I'm working the case. I'm looking for clues. 338 00:10:30,915 --> 00:10:32,984 Come on, you already said Charles couldn't do this. 339 00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:34,152 - I couldn't do it. - That's what I thought. 340 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:35,420 But then I realized, 341 00:10:35,453 --> 00:10:37,455 if you can hide your engagement from me, 342 00:10:37,488 --> 00:10:40,124 what else are you capable of hiding? 343 00:10:40,158 --> 00:10:41,594 Oh, right. Arson! 344 00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:43,429 Come on, don't you think that's a bit of a stretch? 345 00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:45,097 Is it? Lab tests came back 346 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:47,933 and said the accelerant used in the fire was turpentine. 347 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:51,937 And look what I found in Boyle's wife's closet. 348 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,572 Looks to me a lot like turpentine. 349 00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:56,942 Oh, I wouldn't do that. 350 00:10:56,975 --> 00:10:58,444 Turpentine, just like I thought. 351 00:10:58,477 --> 00:11:00,612 That's Genevieve's. She uses it for her paintings. 352 00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:04,449 Oh, likely story. 353 00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:07,085 If that's the case, then how do you explain this 354 00:11:07,119 --> 00:11:08,087 that I found on your fridge? 355 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,087 My wedding invitation? 356 00:11:09,121 --> 00:11:10,456 Aha, so you admit it. 357 00:11:10,488 --> 00:11:12,357 Invites have gone out, and I didn't get one! 358 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:14,459 Oh, well, well, well. 359 00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:16,462 Now you both are gonna pay. 360 00:11:16,495 --> 00:11:17,897 - Adrian. - Hey, come on. 361 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,231 Oh, I thought you were reaching for a gun. 362 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,332 Oh, no, my friend. 363 00:11:20,365 --> 00:11:22,001 This is much worse than a gun. 364 00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:23,168 This is a stamp, 365 00:11:23,201 --> 00:11:24,503 a stamp that says... 366 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,205 Denied. 367 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,641 Your claim is denied. 368 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,163 Do you really think the insurance company 369 00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:42,593 will replace Adrian as the investigator on my case? 370 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,844 Yeah. It's Gray Star Mutual... 371 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,310 "Where the feeling is mutual." 372 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:48,647 And right now we're feeling like we want a new investigator. 373 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:49,714 Hi, I'm Travis. 374 00:11:49,747 --> 00:11:51,182 I've been reviewing your appeal. 375 00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:53,252 I understand you have a problem with Mr. Pimento. 376 00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:54,719 Yes, we sort of have 377 00:11:54,752 --> 00:11:56,689 a complicated preexisting relationship, 378 00:11:56,722 --> 00:11:58,256 which I think is a conflict of interest. 379 00:11:58,290 --> 00:11:59,824 Okay, I'll be honest, 380 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:02,261 we've had some problems with Mr. Pimento before. 381 00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:04,429 I think he may have broken into my apartment once. 382 00:12:04,463 --> 00:12:06,265 Oh, you'd know. He leaves a lot of hair behind. 383 00:12:06,298 --> 00:12:07,732 - He's a shedder. - Mm-hmm. 384 00:12:07,766 --> 00:12:09,267 Okay. I'll talk to my supervisor, 385 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,301 see what can be done. 386 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,936 Great. Thank you very much. 387 00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:14,673 See, Charles? Things are starting to look up. 388 00:12:14,707 --> 00:12:15,808 Up your butt! 389 00:12:15,841 --> 00:12:17,677 Adrian! What a coincidence. 390 00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,691 We were just... filing a complaint about you. 391 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:20,670 You were obviously listening. 392 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:21,680 I don't know why I'm trying to lie. 393 00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:22,948 Oh, we're locked in. Great. 394 00:12:22,981 --> 00:12:24,750 First you cut me out of your lives, 395 00:12:24,782 --> 00:12:26,818 then you try and get me fired? 396 00:12:26,852 --> 00:12:28,420 My therapist was right about you guys. 397 00:12:28,453 --> 00:12:30,989 - You're a couple of dinguses. - You have a therapist? 398 00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:32,724 Yeah, he's helping me work on my rotator cuff. 399 00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:33,925 Oh, I see, it's a physical therapist. 400 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:36,094 Oh, he's very physical, Charles. 401 00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:37,463 Very physical. 402 00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:41,901 So what do you think? 403 00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:43,968 Mm, I don't love the sash. 404 00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:45,704 But it's fine. I'm just gonna get it. 405 00:12:45,737 --> 00:12:47,272 What? That's the first one you tried on. 406 00:12:47,305 --> 00:12:50,376 I once saw you look at 54 different accordion folders 407 00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:52,878 and not buy any of them due to weak tabs. 408 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,213 I file hard. I need strong tabs. 409 00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:57,717 I just don't want to take up any more time. 410 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,852 Your break's not even a quarter done. 411 00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:00,986 I'll stay another ten minutes. 412 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,354 You'll stay until I dismiss you. 413 00:13:02,386 --> 00:13:04,625 Irene, music. 414 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,033 Now spin. 415 00:13:06,058 --> 00:13:08,260 All units, attempted 1030-Charlie. 416 00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,896 Bodega on Smith. Perp is heading east on Baltic. 417 00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:13,466 That's us! We're on Baltic. 418 00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:16,000 Oh, crap. That was him! 419 00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,002 Hey! 420 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,738 NYPD, stop! 421 00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:26,011 Hey! 422 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,756 - Stay down! - Damn, sarge. 423 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,759 Maybe I do like the sash. 424 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:40,992 Sir, brace yourself. 425 00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:42,962 Olivia Crawford just tweeted a post 426 00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,396 of an officer carrying a woman 427 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:45,964 through knee-deep flood waters. 428 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,166 Spoiler alert: they are of different races. 429 00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:49,468 Terry teared up. 430 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,103 I love when calamity brings people together. 431 00:13:51,136 --> 00:13:53,439 Sir, it got another retweet from the mayor. 432 00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:55,074 It got a retweet from the governor. 433 00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:56,876 Well, I have already set up my accounts, 434 00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:59,311 and not to toot my own bugle, 435 00:13:59,343 --> 00:14:01,146 but I think I did an admirable job. 436 00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:03,381 Oh, okay, what's your handle? I'll be your first follower. 437 00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:10,923 It's @5261796d6e6420486f6c74. 438 00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:13,291 It spells "Raymond Holt" in hexadecimal code. 439 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,127 - Clever, right? - Captain, are you sure 440 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,529 you wouldn't like some help with this? 441 00:14:16,561 --> 00:14:18,363 Oh, no need. Now, for my first tweet, 442 00:14:18,396 --> 00:14:20,431 I think I should give an update on the water main break 443 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:22,100 that's actually informative. 444 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:28,072 "NYC H20-Main SITREP: at 2040 EDT 445 00:14:28,106 --> 00:14:34,313 current PSI 456 MAX CAP 204000 LPM." 446 00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:37,850 Suck on that tasty lemon drop, Olivia Crawford. 447 00:14:37,882 --> 00:14:39,484 Oh, look at that. An alert. 448 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,186 I'm probably trending already. 449 00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:43,021 What? My account has been deactivated? 450 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:44,455 Twitter thinks you're a bot. 451 00:14:44,488 --> 00:14:46,559 Why? I am a human. 452 00:14:46,592 --> 00:14:47,902 I am a human male. 453 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:50,496 Adrian, open up. 454 00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:51,831 Get out of here, Travis! 455 00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:52,931 Come on, Adrian, admit it. 456 00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:54,232 You have a conflict of interest. 457 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:56,001 How could I have a conflict of interest? 458 00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,903 We barely have a relationship. 459 00:14:57,935 --> 00:14:59,370 We're not even friends anymore. 460 00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:01,607 - You saw to that, didn't you? - That's crazy. 461 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,309 We may have lost touch, but we're still friends. 462 00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:06,245 Oh, is that right, Jake? Are we still friends? 463 00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:08,513 If that's the case, then when did I lose my virginity? 464 00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:09,881 Oh, man, you've told us 465 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:11,516 so many intense graphic sex stories. 466 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,986 I have! But a true friend 467 00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:16,222 always remembers a friend's first. 468 00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:18,523 Jake, we know this! It's got to be one of the swamps. 469 00:15:18,556 --> 00:15:20,526 Uh, Florida swamp, or Okefenokee Swamp, or... 470 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:21,861 oh, was it a bayou? 471 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:22,928 No, no, no! I've got it. 472 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,128 Summer of '91, at a screening 473 00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:25,564 of "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves." 474 00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:28,434 Well done. It was Bryan Adams' soundtrack 475 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:31,136 and Kevin Costner's flawless British accent 476 00:15:31,169 --> 00:15:34,073 that put us in the mood to get gross. 477 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:36,008 Next question. Favorite shape? 478 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,208 - Oval? - Of course! 479 00:15:37,242 --> 00:15:39,144 - Favorite scent? - Trick question. 480 00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:41,146 You lost your sense of smell in a... 481 00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:42,213 Shipwreck! 482 00:15:42,247 --> 00:15:44,349 Guys, we are friends! 483 00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:47,285 Aww, I love you guys. 484 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,188 Are you still angry? 485 00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:51,891 No, that was a cathartic scream of love. 486 00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:52,891 - Understood. - Good. 487 00:15:52,925 --> 00:15:53,925 Well, anyways, I'm sorry 488 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:54,993 about how things went down, man. 489 00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:56,295 We should have stayed in touch. 490 00:15:56,328 --> 00:15:58,163 No, it's just as much my fault as yours. 491 00:15:58,195 --> 00:16:00,031 I could have kept in touch with you guys 492 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:02,166 and probably should have told you about my new family. 493 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:03,268 Your new what now? 494 00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:05,303 Ah, Travis. Great, you're here. 495 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,573 These gentlemen are innocent and are free to go. 496 00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:09,375 - You're fired, Adrian. - What? 497 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:12,111 And as for you, my supervisor and I reviewed your case. 498 00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,112 Turpentine is all the proof we need to deny your claim. 499 00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:17,182 The feeling wasn't mutual. 500 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,438 You're so lame, you know that, Travis? 501 00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,438 Wait a second. Is this just because I did molly 502 00:16:24,508 --> 00:16:26,042 - with your daughter? - You did? 503 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,437 Don't think he knew about that. 504 00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:28,866 Just don't ever come back here again. 505 00:16:28,891 --> 00:16:30,282 If you do, I'll have you arrested. 506 00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:31,749 How dare you? 507 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:33,151 I gave you the best two weeks of my life! 508 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,821 Oh, guys, I'm so screwed. We got no leads. 509 00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:36,821 I'm not gonna get any of the money back. 510 00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:38,090 What do we do? 511 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,325 We go directly to Travis' house right now, 512 00:16:40,359 --> 00:16:41,726 pee on everything he owns, 513 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,929 and then burn that place to the ground. 514 00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,096 - Adrian, that's it. - It is? 515 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,665 - Yes! I knew it! - No, no, no. 516 00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:47,198 Not anything about anything you said. 517 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,001 But, Charles, didn't you just tell me you fired someone? 518 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,902 Yeah, Ted. I took him out to dinner. 519 00:16:50,936 --> 00:16:52,170 He thought he was getting a promotion. 520 00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:53,424 It was a whole thing. 521 00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:54,907 He wept a lot. Not as much as me... 522 00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:56,620 Yeah, but the point is, he was upset, right? 523 00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:58,385 And he knew where you liked to park the truck. 524 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:01,314 Uh-huh. And he never gave me my key back. 525 00:17:01,347 --> 00:17:03,316 He said he lost it. You really think it's him? 526 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:04,621 I mean, it's just a hunch, but... 527 00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,051 We should go to his house and burn it down. 528 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,319 I was gonna say we could go investigate. 529 00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:08,587 Sure, sure, sure. 530 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:09,788 And then burn it to the ground. 531 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,357 No. No burning of anything! 532 00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:12,871 What? I already got the match lit. 533 00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:14,791 - How? - Let's hurry up and get there. 534 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,836 Captain, I'm trying to get your account reinstated, 535 00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:18,965 but it could take a while. 536 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,617 They say they have a lot of Nazi stuff 537 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,633 on the front burner. 538 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,642 And when you tweet again, 539 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,837 you should probably stop communicating in numbers, kay? 540 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,805 There's a 0% chance of that. 541 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,073 Besides, I won't be tweeting anymore. 542 00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:29,709 I just got off the phone with the head 543 00:17:29,742 --> 00:17:31,077 - of the selection committee. - You did? 544 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:33,079 Apparently, one of the candidates for commissioner 545 00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,246 tweeted a picture of the water main break 546 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,016 and accidentally included a link 547 00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:38,718 to his favorite pornographic website... 548 00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:40,186 - Mm. - Cosplay-butts-n-boobs.com. 549 00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,219 Amateur move. 550 00:17:41,253 --> 00:17:43,321 You should never copy-paste if you're a perv. 551 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,825 It's quite the scandal. The candidate has dropped out. 552 00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,126 It's down to just three of us now. 553 00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:49,762 So I guess this proves I was right all along. 554 00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:51,630 Social media... it's a fool's game, 555 00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:52,998 and only a fool would play. 556 00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:54,047 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 557 00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:56,951 And why is Cheddar wearing a beret? 558 00:17:58,551 --> 00:17:59,986 Uh... 559 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:02,154 Kevin saw your photos and was amused, 560 00:18:02,188 --> 00:18:04,725 so we started an Instagram account for Cheddar, 561 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:07,227 who now has over 14,000 followers. 562 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:08,529 Hoo-whee! 563 00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:10,129 It's an incredible feeling. 564 00:18:10,163 --> 00:18:11,731 This is insulting. 565 00:18:11,765 --> 00:18:13,233 First you fire me in front of my family. 566 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,868 Ooh, Charles, his family was at the dinner? 567 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:15,936 It was not well-handled. 568 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:16,970 Now you accuse me of arson. 569 00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:18,137 Just get out of my garage. 570 00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,573 Hey, Ted? 571 00:18:19,606 --> 00:18:21,141 How come you have all this turpentine? 572 00:18:21,173 --> 00:18:23,777 And this plastic bag filled with matches and magnesium strips. 573 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:25,144 I found it buried under the back porch, 574 00:18:25,177 --> 00:18:27,079 and I'm no expert, but it seems like 575 00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:30,116 that's the kind of stuff you'd use to light a fire, right? 576 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,219 Oh, there he goes. 577 00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:37,023 Say it with me, Jake. 578 00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:37,958 You've been... 579 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,692 - Denied! - Butt-slammed! 580 00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:41,994 - Wait, what? - Denied, like the stamp? 581 00:18:42,028 --> 00:18:44,964 Oh, that is so much better. 582 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,134 "Butt-slammed" is so stupid. 583 00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:49,836 Oh, is that the wedding dress 584 00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:52,172 from the Erica Somerfield 2018 fall collection? 585 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:54,206 No way, the bodice is totally different. 586 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,143 Why do you two know so much about wedding dresses? 587 00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:57,843 They're the only thing you can look at around here 588 00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,011 with safe search on! 589 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,614 All right, that's enough. 590 00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:01,914 Can we all get back to police work 591 00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:03,917 and stop talking about wedding dresses? 592 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:05,652 No. We're gonna talk about them, 593 00:19:05,684 --> 00:19:07,186 because while wearing a wedding dress, 594 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,654 you leapt over a couch, 595 00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,257 sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car 596 00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:12,792 to subdue the crap out of a perp like you were Wonder Woman. 597 00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,126 It was pretty cool, wasn't it? 598 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,863 Amy, you are an amazing cop and a great leader, 599 00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:18,865 and you have proven that a billion times over. 600 00:19:18,897 --> 00:19:20,600 You can't let other people's opinions get in the way 601 00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,336 of what you want, especially because other people suck. 602 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,936 Well, if I'm being honest, 603 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,238 - I would like a prettier dress. - There you go. 604 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,839 And I would like it to have some lace. 605 00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,075 - Uh-huh. - And a sweetheart neckline, 606 00:19:28,107 --> 00:19:29,809 - thank you very much. - What else? 607 00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:31,612 And I want a mermaid cut with tulip sleeves. 608 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:32,945 Say it again. Say it loud. 609 00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:36,750 A mermaid cut with tulip frickin' sleeves! 610 00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:38,684 Pimento's here! All right! 611 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:39,952 Thanks so much for that text, man. 612 00:19:39,986 --> 00:19:41,254 - That meant a lot. - The one that said, 613 00:19:41,287 --> 00:19:43,023 - "Want to grab a drink tonight?" - Yeah. 614 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,857 Hey, Boyle, did you get that insurance payout? 615 00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:46,360 Yes, I am out of the food truck business, 616 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,483 and I no longer start spontaneously weeping. 617 00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:51,031 - Nice. - Listen, I'm sorry you got fired. 618 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,932 Oh, don't worry about it. I got myself fired, all right? 619 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:55,334 Plus, doesn't matter. I got a way better job now. 620 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:58,105 I'm working at one of those fancy hand lotion stores. 621 00:19:58,137 --> 00:19:59,972 Spoiler alert: I have a gun again, 622 00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:02,175 and I've gotten to use it three times. 623 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,711 You would be surprised how often teenage girls 624 00:20:04,743 --> 00:20:06,466 try and shoplift mango hand cream. 625 00:20:06,491 --> 00:20:08,715 - Huh. - But it smells great! 626 00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,017 - I love it. - I can get you some. 627 00:20:10,049 --> 00:20:11,851 Well, listen, man, I've got something for you. 628 00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:12,986 Really? For me? 629 00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,020 It's an invitation to my wedding. 630 00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:16,356 Aw, Jake, I am so honored 631 00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:17,397 and would love to be... 632 00:20:17,422 --> 00:20:19,059 oh, nope, I can't make this. 633 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,694 This is the same night as Lady Gaga. 634 00:20:20,727 --> 00:20:21,928 Oh, thank God. I didn't run it by Amy, 635 00:20:21,961 --> 00:20:23,430 so this worked out great for both of us! 636 00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:24,798 But honestly, 637 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,965 nobody's gonna come to this, 638 00:20:25,999 --> 00:20:27,401 because everybody's gonna be at Gaga. 639 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:28,969 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 640 00:20:29,008 --> 00:20:34,008 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com