1 00:00:01,506 --> 00:00:03,597 Here comes the bachelor, 2 00:00:03,632 --> 00:00:06,643 all dressed in my nice jacket I only wear for special events. 3 00:00:06,668 --> 00:00:08,890 - Oh, you're already on fire. - Thank you, my friend. 4 00:00:08,936 --> 00:00:10,870 And gentlemen, welcome to my bachelor party. 5 00:00:10,895 --> 00:00:12,597 This is the elite party squad. 6 00:00:12,644 --> 00:00:14,774 That is, assuming the captain is ready to let loose? 7 00:00:14,809 --> 00:00:16,074 - Captain? - I don't think so. 8 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,713 I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys. 9 00:00:17,737 --> 00:00:20,672 So tonight I'll be swapping out my captain's hat for my... 10 00:00:21,449 --> 00:00:23,783 Kangol hat. Call me Raymond. 11 00:00:23,818 --> 00:00:25,403 Okay, Raymond in the Kangol hat, I will 12 00:00:25,428 --> 00:00:26,998 definitely call you Raymond, Raymond in the Kangol hat. 13 00:00:27,022 --> 00:00:28,531 - This is the best night of my life. - Mine too. 14 00:00:28,555 --> 00:00:30,733 Sharon gave me permission to get ♪ wasted. ♪ 15 00:00:30,758 --> 00:00:32,053 She's even putting a pasta pot 16 00:00:32,078 --> 00:00:33,763 - next to the bed in case I hurl. - Smart. 17 00:00:33,788 --> 00:00:36,138 I'm definitely putting a pasta pot on our wedding registry. 18 00:00:36,163 --> 00:00:37,889 Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight. 19 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,411 Well, that could take a long time. 20 00:00:39,449 --> 00:00:41,849 I've been planning this bachelor party for ten years. 21 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:43,300 But I met Amy eight years ago. 22 00:00:43,325 --> 00:00:44,434 What does she have to do with this? 23 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,691 JK. I'm happy for you both. 24 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:48,383 No, no, tonight is about 25 00:00:48,443 --> 00:00:50,409 creating a bond that will last forever. 26 00:00:50,445 --> 00:00:52,878 Tonight is about The Batch Boys. 27 00:00:52,914 --> 00:00:54,513 Eh, we can brainstorm the name later. 28 00:00:54,549 --> 00:00:56,916 No, we can't because I already made fanny packs. 29 00:00:56,951 --> 00:00:58,384 Ah, well, that settles that. 30 00:00:58,419 --> 00:01:01,123 - This, uh, clearly says "Bach Boys." - No, it's "batch." 31 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,682 You know, like the beginning of "bachelor." 32 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:04,342 I've been working on this for ten years... don't ruin it! 33 00:01:04,366 --> 00:01:06,966 Okay, so let's fanny up, Batch Boys, 34 00:01:06,991 --> 00:01:08,334 because it's time to party. 35 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,084 - Whoop whoop! - Yes. 36 00:01:10,832 --> 00:01:12,798 Whoop whoop, Raymond in the Kangol. 37 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,667 Let's go. 38 00:01:34,997 --> 00:01:36,867 I'm so excited for tonight. 39 00:01:36,911 --> 00:01:39,845 Thank you to my best friend, Kylie, for organizing this. 40 00:01:39,927 --> 00:01:41,981 And thank you for coming, ladies 41 00:01:42,006 --> 00:01:43,139 and gentlemen. 42 00:01:43,164 --> 00:01:44,675 I still don't get why you guys are here. 43 00:01:44,699 --> 00:01:45,865 Well, as I understand it, Amy 44 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,640 - lost some sort of bet with Jake. - It's true. 45 00:01:47,664 --> 00:01:49,272 In hindsight, we should probably stop 46 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:51,451 making major decisions through bets and competitions. 47 00:01:51,506 --> 00:01:53,236 More importantly, why are you guys dressed like that? 48 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:54,640 You look like you're on "Empire." 49 00:01:54,675 --> 00:01:56,809 - That's what we were going for. - Drip drop. 50 00:01:56,844 --> 00:01:57,888 We brought you a little gift. 51 00:01:57,912 --> 00:01:59,168 I had to guess on cup size. 52 00:01:59,193 --> 00:02:00,891 - Just gonna burn that for you. - Thank you. 53 00:02:00,915 --> 00:02:03,015 Amy, I too have a gift, okay? 54 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:05,625 Tonight, until the stroke of midnight, 55 00:02:05,657 --> 00:02:08,297 I will not make fun of you in any way at all, 56 00:02:08,773 --> 00:02:10,723 - no matter what. - That is so sweet. 57 00:02:10,758 --> 00:02:12,250 And my gift to you 58 00:02:12,284 --> 00:02:15,937 is a cray-cray night of funky fun! 59 00:02:15,976 --> 00:02:18,464 I fear I've already made the biggest mistake of my life. 60 00:02:18,499 --> 00:02:20,599 So, Kylie. 61 00:02:20,635 --> 00:02:22,045 What's the first event of the night? 62 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:24,413 I thought we'd start by discussing the etymology 63 00:02:24,438 --> 00:02:26,103 of the word "bachelorette." 64 00:02:26,142 --> 00:02:27,283 Whoo-whoo! 65 00:02:27,308 --> 00:02:28,791 Or we could just play "Never Have I Ever." 66 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:29,906 - Maybe later? - I'll start. 67 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:30,966 Never have I ever 68 00:02:31,071 --> 00:02:32,786 flashed a bartender to get a free drink. 69 00:02:34,682 --> 00:02:36,482 You guys know how the game works, right? 70 00:02:36,517 --> 00:02:37,791 You drink if you have done it. 71 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:39,816 - Oh. - We understand. 72 00:02:40,382 --> 00:02:44,650 Okay, Batch Boys, the festivities official begin now. 73 00:02:44,675 --> 00:02:46,508 Let's just grab a couple cabs or... 74 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:49,102 Oh, my God. What do we have here? 75 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,213 Damn! 76 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,140 Nice work on the limo, Charles. 77 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:53,210 What... 78 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,148 - What just happened? - Well, that was weird. 79 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:57,593 A suspicious bag. 80 00:02:57,618 --> 00:02:58,943 Maybe we should see what's in it? 81 00:02:58,968 --> 00:03:00,096 - Ooh. - A mystery bag. 82 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,854 I hope it's got those light-up necklaces. 83 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,206 People love seeing large groups of drunk men wearing those. 84 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,217 - Nope. - It's a bunch of school supplies. 85 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,788 Is this gonna be one of those scavenger hunts, Boyle? 86 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,495 'Cause that pasta pot isn't filling itself. 87 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,566 - Come on, Terry. - Let's just see what the plan is. 88 00:03:12,591 --> 00:03:14,753 - Charles, what are we doing? - I don't know anything about it. 89 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,967 But why don't we take this map and this sextant 90 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:20,292 and chart a course to the restaurant? 91 00:03:20,328 --> 00:03:21,929 Title of your sex-tant tape. 92 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:23,164 Ah, did not work at all, 93 00:03:23,189 --> 00:03:24,530 but I love that you attempted it. 94 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:25,731 Title of your sex-tant tape. 95 00:03:25,766 --> 00:03:26,899 All right, let's go! 96 00:03:26,934 --> 00:03:28,300 Never have I ever 97 00:03:28,336 --> 00:03:31,095 had sex in the back of a car. 98 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:33,038 - No way. - Everyone's done that? 99 00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:34,276 - Yeah. - Except for you. 100 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:36,587 Kylie, you're telling me you had sex in the back of a car? 101 00:03:36,612 --> 00:03:37,943 Actually, it was a school bus, 102 00:03:37,979 --> 00:03:39,812 on the way back from Model U.N. 103 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:41,260 with Myanmar. 104 00:03:41,307 --> 00:03:42,615 It's like I don't even know you. 105 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:44,376 Look, we've done like nine rounds of this, 106 00:03:44,401 --> 00:03:45,594 and you haven't drunk once. 107 00:03:45,619 --> 00:03:47,601 Maybe we should play something else that actually gets you drunk. 108 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,359 I love you, dude, but you haven't had the craziest life. 109 00:03:49,383 --> 00:03:51,283 - That's not true. - I've done stuff. 110 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:53,582 Just say ones that are a little less wild. 111 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:56,246 Uh, never have I ever made a turn without signaling. 112 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,942 Okay, a turn is a big deal. 113 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,572 It's not like you said, never have I ever 114 00:04:01,597 --> 00:04:02,923 changed lanes without signaling. 115 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:05,016 Never have I ever changed lanes without signaling. 116 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:07,350 You guys are insane! 117 00:04:07,675 --> 00:04:09,139 Never have I ever 118 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:11,468 accepted the terms and conditions without reading them. 119 00:04:11,493 --> 00:04:12,664 It's too risky. 120 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,343 Left a movie without watching the credits. 121 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:15,900 Those people worked hard. 122 00:04:15,925 --> 00:04:19,359 Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner. 123 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,913 - They make the conditioner. - They know what they're doing. 124 00:04:21,938 --> 00:04:23,527 - This is lame. - Let's play something else. 125 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:25,090 No. No-no-no, okay. 126 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:26,634 Never have I ever 127 00:04:26,659 --> 00:04:29,377 had a one-night stand with a guy from a band. 128 00:04:29,424 --> 00:04:31,096 Whoops! Yes, I have! 129 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:34,566 - Whoa, I am V impressed, Amy. - V impressed. 130 00:04:34,635 --> 00:04:35,930 In fact, Kylie, 131 00:04:35,955 --> 00:04:37,736 it was the lead singer of your wedding band. 132 00:04:37,771 --> 00:04:39,071 Boom! That's right. 133 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:40,639 I'm a wild girl! 134 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:42,241 Watch out, Madonna. 135 00:04:42,276 --> 00:04:45,313 Uh, Ames? I told Jake that you really liked that band 136 00:04:45,358 --> 00:04:47,491 and he booked it for your wedding as a surprise. 137 00:04:47,715 --> 00:04:49,114 What? 138 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:50,818 Surprise! 139 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:53,919 So, according to this map, 140 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,605 the restaurant should be right here. 141 00:04:56,719 --> 00:04:58,519 But it's just an old abandoned building. 142 00:04:58,544 --> 00:05:00,394 - That's odd. - Unless... 143 00:05:00,828 --> 00:05:03,269 You don't think when the sun sets that 144 00:05:03,294 --> 00:05:06,231 certain letters on that graffiti wall will be illuminated 145 00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:07,733 by a shaft of light? 146 00:05:07,768 --> 00:05:10,173 I don't think that. We've been at this bachelor party 147 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,680 for over an hour, wandering around aimlessly 148 00:05:12,706 --> 00:05:15,073 and we haven't done one bachelor party thing! 149 00:05:15,109 --> 00:05:17,709 Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story. 150 00:05:17,745 --> 00:05:19,578 Kevin got me quite horny this morning. 151 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:20,712 Oh, see? 152 00:05:20,748 --> 00:05:22,814 - Come on, guys. - I'm hungry! 153 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:24,504 Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack 154 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:25,871 is filled with granola. 155 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,511 Mmm! Loose granola. 156 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,790 I don't want fanny granola! 157 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:33,569 I want steaks and whiskey! 158 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,257 Is this whole night just gonna be puzzles? 159 00:05:35,282 --> 00:05:37,115 - Good question. - Perhaps that's something 160 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:38,874 the limo can answer! 161 00:05:38,899 --> 00:05:40,265 - Oh. - Oh, yes, the limo's back! 162 00:05:40,301 --> 00:05:41,924 We finally get to ride in the limo. 163 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:43,713 Nope. The limo is not for us. This is something else. 164 00:05:43,737 --> 00:05:45,137 Oh, no, I'm being kidnapped! 165 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:48,907 We have your friend! Your mission is to find him! 166 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,420 Is that a Serbian accent? 167 00:05:50,445 --> 00:05:51,777 It is. Write that down for later. 168 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:53,545 Oh! I'll see you in six hours. 169 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:54,813 Six hours? 170 00:05:54,848 --> 00:05:57,216 Joe, let us get in the limo, please! 171 00:05:57,251 --> 00:05:58,984 Terry's so hungry! 172 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:00,856 No! 173 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:06,559 Okay, let's not get discouraged just because... 174 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:08,293 We've been doing this for 93 minutes 175 00:06:08,318 --> 00:06:10,085 and we haven't figured out one damn clue. 176 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,853 That's why I said to not get discouraged. 177 00:06:11,889 --> 00:06:14,189 All right, what about book two? Maybe it's a code. 178 00:06:14,224 --> 00:06:15,629 All we have to do is decipher 179 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,269 this list of thousands of random numbers. 180 00:06:17,301 --> 00:06:19,895 Huh, I wonder if one of them is... 6-9? 181 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,613 Pretty sure he means 69, but I'm so hungry 182 00:06:21,638 --> 00:06:23,255 I can't even appreciate horndog Raymond. 183 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:24,772 I say we bail on the scavenger hunt. 184 00:06:24,797 --> 00:06:26,595 There's a restaurant one block away that 185 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,416 rolls meat to you on a cart. 186 00:06:28,441 --> 00:06:30,486 Charles would be so upset if we bailed. 187 00:06:30,525 --> 00:06:31,781 But what if Charles never knew? 188 00:06:31,806 --> 00:06:33,253 If we can figure out where he's going to be 189 00:06:33,277 --> 00:06:34,721 at the end of the night, we don't have to do 190 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:36,551 - any of his dumb puzzles. - Right. 191 00:06:36,576 --> 00:06:37,921 Instead, we can spend the next six hours 192 00:06:37,945 --> 00:06:39,211 eating and drinking and 193 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,980 talking about how we lost our V cards. 194 00:06:41,011 --> 00:06:42,879 And then we show up at the final location 195 00:06:42,904 --> 00:06:44,336 and pretend we did the stupid hunt. 196 00:06:44,361 --> 00:06:45,983 - Yeah-yeah... - Interesting. 197 00:06:46,255 --> 00:06:48,162 All right, I'm not saying I'm on board with this 198 00:06:48,187 --> 00:06:50,193 'cause it's a little bit cruel, but hypothetically, 199 00:06:50,227 --> 00:06:51,793 - if we were to cheat... - Got it. 200 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,128 I hacked his email. 201 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,063 His password's really easy to guess. 202 00:06:55,098 --> 00:06:56,205 "Dianne Wiest." 203 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:57,391 And look here. 204 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,502 There's a receipt for a party boat rental 205 00:06:59,527 --> 00:07:01,205 and also a cake delivery 206 00:07:01,238 --> 00:07:02,971 to a dock down in Bergen Beach. 207 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,739 That's got to be where this night ends. 208 00:07:04,775 --> 00:07:05,820 All right, fine. 209 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:08,086 We will stop and get one tiny, little snack 210 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:09,844 just to recharge our brains and bods, 211 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,762 but under no circumstances will we 212 00:07:11,787 --> 00:07:14,287 do any bachelor partying without Charles. 213 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:16,384 Whoo! I'm getting married! 214 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,887 This is my bachelor party! 215 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:20,155 You guys, I can't have 216 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,182 some rando one-night stand at my wedding. 217 00:07:22,207 --> 00:07:23,606 I'm on the band's website. 218 00:07:23,723 --> 00:07:25,322 Not to tease you, but 219 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:27,867 just so we all have the complete information. 220 00:07:28,165 --> 00:07:30,182 - Which one is he? - Constantine Kane. 221 00:07:30,244 --> 00:07:31,275 Yes. 222 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,401 I see. 223 00:07:33,437 --> 00:07:34,869 Why don't you just cancel the band? 224 00:07:34,905 --> 00:07:36,304 If I cancel, I'll have to 225 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:38,464 tell Jake why, and I don't want to do that. 226 00:07:38,489 --> 00:07:40,852 Well, it says he's playing a solo show in Bed-Stuy tonight. 227 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,311 We can just go down there and ask him 228 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:43,856 - to pull out of the wedding. - I don't know. 229 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,952 Tonight was supposed to be about us bonding, 230 00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:48,116 and instead, it's just starting to be about some dude. 231 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:50,252 No, it's about your bachelorettes having your back. 232 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:51,662 But I wanted tonight to be fun. 233 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,256 And it will be. We're having a drunken adventure! 234 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,357 Really? 235 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:58,660 Okay. Yeah. Let's do it. 236 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,795 Yay! Bachelorette adventure! 237 00:08:00,831 --> 00:08:02,892 Kylie, you should talk less. 238 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:05,188 Sorry, I have to direct it somewhere. 239 00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:06,681 Nice to meet you, by the way. 240 00:08:06,706 --> 00:08:07,993 Hey guys, if you're running out, 241 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:09,749 I'm just gonna take Hitchcock to the hospital. 242 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:10,788 Is he okay? 243 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:12,282 He drank a lot during "Never Have I Ever." 244 00:08:12,306 --> 00:08:13,775 We're gonna get his stomach pumped, 245 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,440 try to get ahead of this thing. 246 00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:17,222 That meat was good. 247 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,713 You know what we should order? 248 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:19,914 More meat. 249 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:21,283 Yeah, we should. 250 00:08:21,318 --> 00:08:22,417 We're "The Steak Studs!" 251 00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:24,152 The Steak Studs! 252 00:08:24,187 --> 00:08:25,320 No-no-no... wait! 253 00:08:25,355 --> 00:08:27,122 Charles already gave us a name. 254 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:29,291 And that is the only one we're gonna use. 255 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:31,226 Steak Studs! Steak Studs! 256 00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:34,262 - Wait-wait. - Steak Studs... 257 00:08:34,298 --> 00:08:35,613 - It's Charles. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 258 00:08:35,638 --> 00:08:36,675 What do we do? What do we do? 259 00:08:36,699 --> 00:08:37,766 Everyone, calm down. 260 00:08:37,801 --> 00:08:39,001 It'll be fine. I have an idea. 261 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:42,003 Why is everyone looking at me? 262 00:08:42,028 --> 00:08:44,236 You just said you had an idea, then you stopped talking. 263 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:46,007 Oh, my goodness. I'm very intoxicated. 264 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:48,189 Oh, he's FaceTiming me, you guys. What do I do? 265 00:08:48,214 --> 00:08:50,857 He can't know we're at the restaurant. I need a neutral background. 266 00:08:50,881 --> 00:08:51,913 I'm a neutral background! 267 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,782 - I'm huge! - Yes. Genius. 268 00:08:54,192 --> 00:08:56,215 Let me put on my jacket. Okay. 269 00:08:56,653 --> 00:08:57,986 Hey, best man. 270 00:08:58,021 --> 00:09:00,021 - Jake! - Oh, I'm so scared. 271 00:09:00,057 --> 00:09:02,015 The kidnappers have me tied up and... 272 00:09:02,844 --> 00:09:04,359 W... where are you guys? 273 00:09:04,394 --> 00:09:06,695 I don't want to say, in case the kidnappers are listening. 274 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:08,478 - Smart. - But please hurry. 275 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:10,832 They're torturing me like James Bond in "Casino Royale." 276 00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:13,234 It's all groin stuff! Oh, my God. 277 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:15,824 Save me! Save... 278 00:09:16,497 --> 00:09:18,873 That was close. 279 00:09:18,909 --> 00:09:19,935 So... 280 00:09:21,011 --> 00:09:22,677 should we order another round? 281 00:09:22,713 --> 00:09:25,246 ♪ And that's why I cry ♪ 282 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:28,350 ♪ Every time I eat my pecan pie ♪ 283 00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:33,655 ♪ A la mode ♪ 284 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,924 - Yeah, Constantine! - Thank you. 285 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:37,025 Namaste. 286 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,293 Look, in my defense, 287 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,894 he didn't used to have that man bun. 288 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,304 It was just a ponytail. 289 00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:43,098 I'm just gonna write some of my thoughts down 290 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:45,100 just to let them out, so I don't explode. 291 00:09:45,135 --> 00:09:48,970 Okay, look, no matter how lame that dude's man purse is, 292 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,106 Amy Santiago still had a one-night stand. 293 00:09:51,141 --> 00:09:52,841 - To Amy! - Amy! 294 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:58,360 Actually, it technically wasn't just one night. 295 00:09:58,385 --> 00:10:00,122 - Explain. - Well, he caught me 296 00:10:00,147 --> 00:10:01,713 trying to sneak out the next morning, 297 00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:03,995 and then he started crying, 298 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,353 so I hugged him, and 299 00:10:05,389 --> 00:10:07,322 while we were hugging, um, 300 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,358 his mom FaceTimed, and he introduced me as his girlfriend. 301 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:11,926 Okay, so then right after the call, 302 00:10:11,962 --> 00:10:13,296 you broke up with him, ended it. 303 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,029 - Uhh... - How long were you with 304 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:16,539 crying wedding-band man bun? 305 00:10:16,564 --> 00:10:18,466 Not that long. I doubt he even remembers me. 306 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:20,217 Oh, my God. Amy Santiago. 307 00:10:20,242 --> 00:10:21,403 Ladies and gentlemen, 308 00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:23,601 the love of my life is here. 309 00:10:24,398 --> 00:10:25,974 Three months. We dated for three months. 310 00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:28,309 - All right. - This is the boat. 311 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:30,656 Now, Charles has to think we're totally sober 312 00:10:30,681 --> 00:10:31,946 and we solved his puzzle. 313 00:10:31,982 --> 00:10:33,688 - So we good? - Yep, I'm drunk as hell! 314 00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:35,688 - That's not what I asked. - Don't worry about me. 315 00:10:35,713 --> 00:10:37,276 I've seen you do enough of these harebrained schemes 316 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,353 to know how to play along. 317 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,888 If Charles asks what's wrong, 318 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:42,526 I'll just put on a quaint smile and say, 319 00:10:43,628 --> 00:10:44,826 "Nothing." 320 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,572 Amazing. That is actually perfect. 321 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,358 All right, now let's hold on to each other for balance 322 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:50,298 like three totally sober grown men. 323 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,424 Come here. 324 00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:53,925 And here we go. 325 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:56,847 Oh, yeah, we're nailing this. 326 00:10:57,761 --> 00:11:00,241 Hello? Charles? 327 00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:03,845 Surprise! Welcome to the party, pal! 328 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,247 Wow! This is amazing! 329 00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:08,314 Yeah! Now we get to the best part. 330 00:11:08,339 --> 00:11:09,619 Steaks and shots! 331 00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:12,463 Ohh, more meat and alcohol. 332 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:13,822 "More?" What does that mean? 333 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,193 Nothing? 334 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:28,050 - Isn't this great? - Uh-huh. 335 00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:30,455 So there is one question about the scavenger hunt 336 00:11:30,621 --> 00:11:31,858 you have to answer. 337 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,906 Was he everything you thought he'd be? 338 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,438 Yes. 339 00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:38,147 He was everything I thought he'd be. 340 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:41,484 Never before has a person so perfectly met my expectations. 341 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:42,688 I know! 342 00:11:42,719 --> 00:11:44,313 Isn't Reginald VelJohnson the best? 343 00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:46,393 Reginald VelJohnson? From "Die Hard"? 344 00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,436 Sergeant Powell was a part of my bachelor party? 345 00:11:49,444 --> 00:11:51,629 Is what I said upon meeting him. 346 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,279 I'm just still emotional about it. 347 00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:55,327 I can't believe you pulled that off! 348 00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:56,426 Yeah, I did. 349 00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:57,961 I have one more surprise for you. 350 00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:01,003 If I could have your eyes, ears, 351 00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:02,465 and emotional cores... 352 00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:06,380 I'd like to take you all on a journey. 353 00:12:06,405 --> 00:12:08,049 Wow, you got a lot of photos of my birth. 354 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:09,979 Your mom didn't have any pics, so I had to call the hospital. 355 00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:11,197 - Ah. - Jake Peralta. 356 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,403 My partner. My best friend. 357 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,303 My brother. My idol. 358 00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:18,400 The one man who has never let me down. 359 00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:20,296 Oh, that's very kind. 360 00:12:20,397 --> 00:12:22,725 Tonight had to be the biggest, 361 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:24,928 most special bachelor party ever. 362 00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:27,991 It had to be extraordinary because you, 363 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,811 my friend, are no ordinary man. 364 00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:35,732 In fact, you are 24 karat gold. 365 00:12:38,231 --> 00:12:40,297 ♪ So if we get the big jobs and we make... ♪ 366 00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:43,865 24 karat gold! 367 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,097 - Is that a phrase I say? - No. 368 00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:46,291 Like the coins from the hunt! 369 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:47,971 - Yes, of course. - From those. 370 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:51,253 Now, Terry, please present your gold coin. 371 00:12:51,278 --> 00:12:53,026 My gold coin? The hell? 372 00:12:53,051 --> 00:12:55,180 From the last stop, the one with Reginald VelJohnson. 373 00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,104 Yes, right, I already told you that I was there and I met him. 374 00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:59,433 Stop bringing it up. Terry, give the man his coin! 375 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,704 - The hell are you talking about, Jake? - The coin. Give him the coin. 376 00:13:01,728 --> 00:13:03,185 - What coin? I don't have a... - You give him a coin. 377 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:04,722 - Give him his gold coin. - What's going on, guys? 378 00:13:04,746 --> 00:13:06,333 All right, here's the deal. 379 00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:09,515 Terry's coin fell out of his pocket, and we lost it. 380 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,249 We just didn't have the heart to tell you. 381 00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:13,374 Oh, no. That cost $800. 382 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:14,850 All right, Terry will pay me back later. 383 00:13:14,874 --> 00:13:17,433 - What? - Captain, your coin, please. 384 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:19,841 ♪ And as our lives change ♪ 385 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,489 - I ate mine. - You ate your coin? 386 00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:22,801 Yes, I thought it was chocolate. 387 00:13:23,076 --> 00:13:25,818 But you hate chocolate. It has "too much taste." 388 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,333 Oh, man. 389 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:30,560 You guys didn't do the scavenger hunt, did you? 390 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,204 And you call yourselves The Batch Boys? 391 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:35,150 Actually, we call ourselves The Steak Studs. 392 00:13:35,226 --> 00:13:36,556 Raymond! 393 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:37,780 Why? 394 00:13:37,805 --> 00:13:40,294 I know why you're here, Turtle Bug. 395 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,785 I feel like the fact that you just 396 00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,310 called me that means you don't. 397 00:13:43,359 --> 00:13:46,039 Uh, quick question: If I make fun of Constantine 398 00:13:46,071 --> 00:13:47,837 does that count as making fun of you? 399 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,294 - Yes. - Okay. 400 00:13:49,319 --> 00:13:51,319 - Can I make fun of you? - I'd rather you didn't. 401 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,346 Well, I have to remove myself from this situation. 402 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,100 Look, I want to talk to you about a gig you have coming up. 403 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:57,946 - Jake Peralta booked it. - Yeah. 404 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:58,975 - Your wedding. - What? 405 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,744 If you knew that, then why did you take it? 406 00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:01,799 I wrote you a love song. 407 00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:03,634 I'm gonna sing it, and I'm gonna win you back. 408 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:05,523 Then we're gonna be on "The Today Show." 409 00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:07,591 - I love Hoda. - Yeah, no. 410 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,046 No, we will not. 411 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,783 This is what's gonna happen, okay? 412 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,051 You're gonna call Jake, 413 00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:13,741 tell him something came up, 414 00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,065 and you have to cancel the gig. 415 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,087 Not happening. I'm gonna get on that stage. 416 00:14:17,112 --> 00:14:18,911 And I'm gonna play "Amy Come Back." 417 00:14:18,936 --> 00:14:20,969 - Fine. - I'm gonna tell Jake everything. 418 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,508 I'm cancelling your band. Boom. 419 00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:26,134 - Okay! - That'll just cost you $15,000. 420 00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:27,339 Excuse me? 421 00:14:27,364 --> 00:14:28,802 Well, when I heard it was your wedding, 422 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,660 I knew your fiancé would cancel 423 00:14:30,685 --> 00:14:32,819 when he found out about us, so... 424 00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,243 I put in a huge kill fee. 425 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,703 Yeah, he never even noticed. 426 00:14:38,134 --> 00:14:40,801 He didn't read the terms and conditions. 427 00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:43,185 Look, Charles, I'm sorry that we cheated, 428 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,599 but your puzzle was too hard. 429 00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:46,451 Oh, don't give me that excuse. 430 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,702 I worked hard on this night! 431 00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:49,060 And it all led up to this moment 432 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:51,695 where everyone gives you $3,200 in gold coins! 433 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,045 Again, is the gold coin thing based on something I said? 434 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:56,237 You're 24 karat gold! 435 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,645 - Yeah, right, okay. - You guys are the worst. 436 00:14:57,669 --> 00:14:59,894 You're right, and we shouldn't have lied to you. 437 00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,834 But all of this, the puzzle, 438 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,508 it's what you wanted, not me. 439 00:15:03,789 --> 00:15:05,554 I just wanted to hang out with my friends. 440 00:15:05,579 --> 00:15:07,646 Well, don't let me stop you. 441 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,162 You can hang out with your friends all you want, because I'm leaving. 442 00:15:10,186 --> 00:15:11,239 Charles! 443 00:15:13,177 --> 00:15:14,376 Come on, slideshow. 444 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:20,552 Boyle isn't picking up and I called Genevieve. 445 00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:22,173 - She doesn't know where he is. - Wait. 446 00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:24,828 I bet Charles is looking for the coins he hid all over the city. 447 00:15:24,853 --> 00:15:25,884 They were so expensive. 448 00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:28,027 Also, why does he keep saying I'm 24 karat gold? 449 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,312 - No idea. - Makes zero sense. 450 00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:30,719 We'll have to figure it out later. 451 00:15:30,744 --> 00:15:32,166 In the meantime, we gotta find those coins. 452 00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,627 Yes, but how do we figure out where they are? 453 00:15:33,651 --> 00:15:34,810 All we have to do is solve 454 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:37,005 the entire six-hour scavenger hunt immediately. 455 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,105 Raymond, toss me that sextant. 456 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,811 Guys, we can do this! 457 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,451 We cannot do this. 458 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:43,694 We're way too drunk. 459 00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:46,007 But there has to be someone that knows where those coins are, right? 460 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,103 Charles. 461 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:48,559 - Charles would know. - Brilliant! 462 00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:50,652 We just have to find Charles, but where might he be? 463 00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:52,089 He's probably digging up the gold coins. 464 00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:54,044 But who would know where the gold coins are? 465 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:55,877 Charles! Charles knows where they are. 466 00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:57,876 But where is he... No, wait we're stuck in a loop. 467 00:15:57,901 --> 00:15:59,227 We're super drunk and we're in a loop. 468 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,484 We need to find someone who isn't Charles 469 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,786 who knows where the coins are. 470 00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:07,692 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 471 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,240 - It's Reginald VelJohnson. - What's going on? 472 00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:10,490 - Who are you? - I'm Jake Peralta. 473 00:16:10,514 --> 00:16:11,959 You were part of my bachelor party tonight. 474 00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:13,449 Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show. 475 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,722 He knows who I am. 476 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,782 Okay, so I need to come up with 15 grand 477 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,975 or my father/daughter dance is going to be performed by that. 478 00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:26,995 Wrong. You're forgetting the most obvious option. 479 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:28,156 Steal the contract and destroy it. 480 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,480 Destroy a legal document? I can't do that. 481 00:16:30,549 --> 00:16:32,620 You were right, I'm a boring square 482 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:36,553 who's never actually had a crazy, stranger bone session. 483 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,859 Gina, your looks are just as hurtful as your words. 484 00:16:38,884 --> 00:16:40,890 I'm sorry. I can only control so much. 485 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,792 - I shouldn't have come back. - Okay. Look. 486 00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:44,526 You don't have to steal it. We will. 487 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,662 - Right? - Hell yeah. 488 00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:46,927 You guys don't have to do this. 489 00:16:46,952 --> 00:16:48,399 We told you. We're your bridesmaids. 490 00:16:48,423 --> 00:16:49,437 We have your back. Okay. 491 00:16:49,462 --> 00:16:51,115 I think if we distract him, I can sneak in 492 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,031 and take the contract out of his man purse. 493 00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:54,364 Won't he know what's going on? 494 00:16:54,396 --> 00:16:55,605 He saw all of us with Amy. 495 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,073 Not all of us. 496 00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:58,779 Sick set. 497 00:16:58,804 --> 00:17:00,125 You were really jamming up there. 498 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,164 I'm Lucious Lyon. 499 00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:04,481 Record executive at... Executive Records. 500 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,807 Lucious Lyon. I've heard that name. 501 00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:08,829 Anyway, we're always looking for new talent. 502 00:17:08,854 --> 00:17:10,653 "We" being me and my partner. 503 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,889 That's Cookie. Let me introduce you. 504 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,706 Where is it? Where is it? 505 00:17:20,731 --> 00:17:22,380 Why are there so many scarves in here? 506 00:17:22,405 --> 00:17:23,604 You looking for this? 507 00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:27,261 I see him, Gina. Thank you. 508 00:17:28,496 --> 00:17:29,886 Look, Sergeant Powell, 509 00:17:29,911 --> 00:17:31,371 oh, I'm sorry, is it okay if I call you by 510 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:32,619 your character name from "Die Hard"? 511 00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:33,690 - No. - Okay. 512 00:17:33,715 --> 00:17:35,893 Look, Reginald, do you know why Charles hired you? 513 00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,124 Because I love "Die Hard" more than any other movie, 514 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:39,954 - and I loved you in it. - For the record, 515 00:17:39,979 --> 00:17:41,512 I loved you from "Family Matters." 516 00:17:41,751 --> 00:17:44,033 Carl Winslow made me want to become a cop. 517 00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:45,353 Come on, Terry, you already have 518 00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:46,760 like six other reasons you became a cop. 519 00:17:46,784 --> 00:17:48,635 This is not your moment. And for the record, 520 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,945 that's the first time I've ever heard 521 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:50,988 him even mention "Family Matters." 522 00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:52,778 - Look, it's late. - Please leave. 523 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,187 Come on. Look... My best friend is out there. 524 00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:57,177 And you're the only one who knows where he is. 525 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,001 So, as much as I hate to do this, 526 00:17:59,051 --> 00:18:01,014 you're gonna tell us where those coins are hidden, 527 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,184 - or you're gonna regret it. - What are you gonna do to me? 528 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,308 Stay here all night, making this sound: 529 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,478 Fine, fine. 530 00:18:11,783 --> 00:18:13,209 - I'll tell you where he is. - Yes. 531 00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,317 Thank you so much. 532 00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:15,642 Also, we're gonna need you to take us there, 533 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,232 'cause we're all too drunk to drive. 534 00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:20,022 You thought you could distract me with a record deal? 535 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:22,688 Please, I'm already represented, 536 00:18:22,713 --> 00:18:23,826 by my mom. 537 00:18:23,851 --> 00:18:25,783 - God, you're a turd. - Well, this turd 538 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:28,213 is your best friend's future husband. 539 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,992 - Doink! - Hey, wait, no! 540 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,950 - Give that back to me! - I'm wild! 541 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:35,238 Keep going! Keep going! 542 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:37,740 - He's gaining on you. - Not for long. 543 00:18:37,809 --> 00:18:39,675 Free shots for everyone! 544 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,278 Turtle Bug! 545 00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:45,381 Whoo! 546 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:46,883 Buh-bye, Connie! 547 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,152 Tell your mother I said I never loved you, 548 00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:51,749 and that your whole family is a bunch of friggin... 549 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,227 Whoo, I broke a rule! 550 00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:02,182 Never have I ever slept with a guy, 551 00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:04,189 broken his heart, hired him to play at my wedding, 552 00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:05,935 stolen a legally binding contract from him, 553 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,837 jumped on a bar and dumped booze on everyone, 554 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,010 fallen off the bar, probably given myself a concussion... 555 00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,285 and a permanent scar. 556 00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:13,376 I have ever! 557 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,912 Well, it is officially after midnight, 558 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,147 so I can now say whatever I want. 559 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,083 Tonight was awesome, 560 00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:23,052 and I loved hanging out with your dorks. 561 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,087 - What? - Aww, yeah. 562 00:19:26,191 --> 00:19:27,348 You know, the word "dork" 563 00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:30,005 is actually a Celtic word meaning "lungfish." 564 00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,891 Kylie, I'm trying so hard. 565 00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:33,722 This is where he told me to wait for you. 566 00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:35,114 Oh, my God. This is the corner where 567 00:19:35,138 --> 00:19:37,698 John McClane met Zeus Carver in "Die Hard 3." 568 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,576 Oh, Charles. Yes, you're here. 569 00:19:39,601 --> 00:19:41,170 What's going on? How did you find me? 570 00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:42,205 Did you solve the puzzle? 571 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,439 No, they didn't. 572 00:19:43,508 --> 00:19:44,632 They cheated again. 573 00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:45,787 Reginald. 574 00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:48,068 Hey man, look. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 575 00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:50,334 No, I'm the one who should apologize. 576 00:19:50,381 --> 00:19:51,587 I overdid it tonight. 577 00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:53,665 I wanted everything to be perfect, because 578 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:56,221 it's our last big night before you get married. 579 00:19:56,287 --> 00:19:57,968 I guess I was a little worried 580 00:19:58,223 --> 00:19:59,693 things were gonna change between us. 581 00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:02,225 Oh, Charles. Come on. 582 00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:04,252 Of course, things are gonna change. 583 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,805 I'm getting married. 584 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,964 I mean, didn't you make me less of a priority 585 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,818 when you and Genevieve got together? 586 00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:13,913 - Yes. - See? 587 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,339 I mean, no matter what, we'll always be best friends. 588 00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,074 Hey, you know why 589 00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,497 I didn't like your scavenger hunt? 590 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,904 'Cause it was stupid and overcomplicated. 591 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,127 And way too long. 592 00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:23,785 - There was no food. - Or drinks. 593 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:24,967 This is not a group conversation, guys. 594 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,278 Well, you could have stood a little farther away from us then. 595 00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,351 Point taken. 596 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:29,845 I didn't like it because 597 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,860 you got kidnapped right at the beginning. 598 00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:33,533 You were gone for six hours. 599 00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:35,814 I wanted to spend my bachelor party with you. 600 00:20:38,144 --> 00:20:39,544 I can't believe you pissed off 601 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,467 Reginald VelJohnson just to find me. 602 00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,091 Oh, please. He'll get over it. 603 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,534 No, I won't. You've made an enemy for life. 604 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:47,403 And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck. 605 00:20:52,053 --> 00:20:53,419 That's fine. I'm fine with that. 606 00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:55,311 It's good. What's important is that 607 00:20:55,336 --> 00:20:56,688 we made up, my best friend. 608 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,789 Not Bruce Willis. 609 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,182 To Jake and Amy! 610 00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:01,784 To Jake and Amy! 611 00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:04,053 To us! 612 00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:06,125 Hey, so I need to tell you something. 613 00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:08,555 I had to cancel the wedding band, 614 00:21:08,626 --> 00:21:11,093 because I kind of dated one of the dudes in it. 615 00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:12,483 Yeah, I know. Man bun. 616 00:21:12,508 --> 00:21:14,274 He left me a very long message 617 00:21:14,299 --> 00:21:16,299 - with a lot of details - Oh, no. 618 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,100 He seems like a really passionate guy. 619 00:21:18,169 --> 00:21:19,621 I'm never gonna live this down. 620 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,137 No, you are not. 621 00:21:21,162 --> 00:21:22,449 I'm just kidding. I'll never bring it up again. 622 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,040 Thank you. You're the sweetest. 623 00:21:24,142 --> 00:21:26,419 - I love you. - I love you too, Turtle Bug. 624 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:27,577 - Oh, my... - Yeah. 625 00:21:27,612 --> 00:21:29,278 Uh, do I still need to be here? 626 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:32,872 Yes, Reginald. We're all toasted and we need rides home! 627 00:21:33,384 --> 00:21:35,384 It's Reginald VelJohnson! 628 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:40,732 Synced and corrected by Pisuly www.addic7ed.com