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I am so sick of this city.

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I go into a coffee shop,

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and as soon as everybody
sees that I'm a cop,

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they stop talking and they
avoid eye contact with me.

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One lady even walked out.

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I am just so tired of being treated

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- like the enemy...
- Hey, Hitchcock?

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Your penis is hanging out.

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Oh. Well, that's a relief.

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, there are
seven days until the wedding,

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so we are officially transitioning

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from the "Month Of" binder to...

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- "Week Of" binder.
- My goodness.

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- They're getting bigger.
- You should see

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- the honeymoon binder.
- Ooh.

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Is there a tab for sex stuff?

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Several. And they're cascading.

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- Yeah, they are.
- Today's our only day off

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before Saturday. We have 24 hours

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to accomplish a week's worth
of wedding prep.

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This is what getting married
is all about.

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And spending your life
with your soul mate.

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Uh-huh. Hey, Rosa,

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why do you have a picture
of Sergio Mindar up?

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Facial recognition picked
him up at JFK yesterday.

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He finally resurfaced after seven years.

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- Who's Sergio Mindar?
- The bane of my existence.

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Bane from "Batman", right?

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Continue.

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He's a ruthless killer
who built a meth empire.

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We were tracking him for weeks,
but he kept getting away.

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Finally, we cornered him in a warehouse.

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Every exit was covered
and he just vanished.

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Then he sent us a postcard
from Paraguay a year later

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just to taunt us. It was diabolical.

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Yeah, it was full of grammar errors...

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and other taunts that
normal people care about.

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That was the first time
I was the primary on a case.

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The fact that I let him
get away still haunts me.

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He's been in every dream I've had

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for the last seven years.

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Even the one you told me about

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where you're flying on a marshmallow?

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Who do you think was riding

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- the jellybean I was chasing?
- Mindar.

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Well, you won't be haunted any longer

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because we're gonna catch him.

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Rosa, I'm working this case with you.

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Jake, I know we have a ton
of wedding stuff to do, but...

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No, no, no.
You absolutely have to do this.

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He's your white whale.
He's your Johnny Franzia.

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- Who?
- My archnemesis?

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Johnny Franzia? The guy who's been

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tormenting me with
a deck of cards for years?

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"Looks like deuces are wild, Peralta"?

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Seriously? I feel like I talk

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about him constantly,
but it doesn't matter.

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You definitely have to go.
I'll handle the wedding stuff.

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Are you sure?

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It's a lot to get done in one day.

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Absolutely. You work the case,

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and hey, if you guys need any pointers

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on a cool high five
or something, I could...

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Well, if you need
any suggestions, let me know.

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- This all looks fine.
- Charles, shh.

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- I wasn't talking.
- Shh!

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Olivia Crawford just
got off the elevator.

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My rival for the commissionership?

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She's here right now?
I've got to come up

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with a confident opening salvo.

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Think, Raymond. Think.

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- Hello, Raymond.
- Olivia.

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You have a little bit of...

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goop in your eye.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'm sorry to barge in like this,

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but I have a source
on the nominating committee.

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They're making their recommendation

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to the mayor at the end of next week,

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and it seems that John Kelly

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is going to beat out both of us.

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Big shocker.

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The straight white man wins again.

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- Exactly.
- Amen.

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That was my complaint

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about Owen winning "Top Chef Junior,"

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and you guys all acted like I was crazy.

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Half of the committee
supports John Kelly,

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and the other half is divided
between the two of us.

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We're splitting the vote.
So for either of us

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to have a chance,
one of us needs to step aside.

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Exactly. You should drop out.

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...is what you said to yourself

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in the mirror this morning

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instead of checking your eye for goop.

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And I agree. You should drop out.

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...is what you said
to yourself in the mirror

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this morning while polishing your head.

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Don't you think it's time New York had

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its first female commissioner?

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What about its first openly
gay commissioner?

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Yes, that would be vital and important

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if you weren't 1 million years old.

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You do know that exaggeration
is the "huckster's crutch"?

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Also, I come off quite youthful.

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You just said "huckster's crutch."

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Step aside... Grandpa.

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Hey, hey, Sarge.

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Large and in charge like El DeBarge.

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Quick "quesht":

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how would you like to spend
your day off with me,

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doing an endless list of wedding tasks?

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I can see from your eyes,
you're excited.

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No way. Sharon and the girls are going

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on a playdate all day
and I'm going to see a movie

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for grown-ups. No talking animals

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and tons of cuss words.

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I know cuss words.
Come with me and I'll cuss

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at you all day long,
you big piece of crap.

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Yeah, that sounds fun, but I'm gonna

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- stick with the movie.
- No, no, no.

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Please don't do that. Look...

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I promised Amy I could
get everything done,

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and I definitely can't.
Breaking promises is how

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marriages end, not how they start!

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- What is that?
- I have 143 tasks

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to get through in the next 12 hours.

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I set a recurring alarm
so I know how fast

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- I should be moving.
- Well, how's that going?

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Not well. I'm already three tasks behind

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and the alarms keep piling up.
It's kind of making me feel

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a little bit stressed out.
Please help me, Sarge.

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Please. Come on, you're, like,

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the best husband ever.

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You're, like, the Tiger Woods
of being a husband.

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What he was to golf, not what
he was to being a husband.

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Terry's husband game is flawless.

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- Okay, I'm in... but you owe me.
- Yes!

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Anything you want. Now, let's roll out,

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you friggin' dick!

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Wait, you don't have to cuss at me, man.

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No, it's too late.
It's already locked in.

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God, looking at these old files

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is really bringing back some memories.

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Sergio's evil voice, his stupid face...

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His delicious aroma.

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Man, I hated how good he smelled.

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I know.

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That jerk smelled like
an English garden.

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He almost made me quit
the force, but my God,

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- I could breathe him in for days.
- Why do you think he came back?

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According to this picture from JFK,

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he's taking the bus, so I'm guessing

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- he's out of money in Paraguay.
- Right.

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Didn't his number two say
he had to leave a bunch

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of his cash behind before he fled?

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Hey, look at this.

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Sergio's getting on the B15.
That goes to Bed-Stuy

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via Garvey Avenue, where he had...

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a hideout in an old brownstone.

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I don't know. You think he's dumb enough

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- to go back there?
- Yeah, I do.

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You know why?

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'Cause he forgot who was on his tail.

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Nope, he remembered.

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And he used the wrong "you're"

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- and the wrong "too"!
- Son of a bitch!

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Ugh! Damn it, he still smells great.

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How is this guy always
one step ahead of us?

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God, I hate him!

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- Ow! My noggin!
- Oh, no.

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It's happening again.
This is exactly like last time.

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No, it's not. What makes you say that?

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God, I hate him!

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Ow! My noggin!

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Okay, fine.
But not everything is the same.

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Honestly, the only thing
that's different

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is Hitchcock's hair.

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Ow! My noggin!

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How dare you, Diaz?

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Oh, I miss that toupee.
You know it was a reversible?

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No, you know what else is different?

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We're better cops now. Look, Sergio knew

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that we knew about that hideout.

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It was listed in his
original arrest warrant.

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Right. We need to find a connection

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to him that he doesn't know
that we know about.

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Wait.

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What about his grandmother?

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She was the last person he visited

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- before he fled.
- I don't know.

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I'm just not sure we'll be able

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to get some old bag to squeal
on her grandson.

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Clearly, you've never
seen me with the elderly.

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They love me.

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I can talk about coupons for days, son.

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That's right, you're looking
at a senior queen.

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What is that?
That's not a widely used term.

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Jake, you gotta pick a napkin.

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The binder said they should be beige.

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I didn't realize there'd
be 45 different shades.

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"Chanterelle," "desert whimsy,"
"filbert husk"?

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Words have no more meaning, Terry.

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We're running out of time, man.

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- You gotta make a call.
- But what if I choose wrong?

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That's a terrible way
to start off a marriage.

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People won't even watch our first dance.

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They're gonna be too busy
laughing at the napkins.

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Okay... maybe I can narrow it down.

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Uh, I think I don't like desert whimsy.

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- Okay.
- Why did you pause like that

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before you said "okay"?
Was that secretly your favorite one?

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Look, you know Amy better than anyone.

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You just have to trust your gut.

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What is your gut telling you?

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That I'm a terrible napkin chooser

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and will therefore be a horrible spouse.

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That is not your gut.
That is your crazy,

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nonsense brain. Trust me, Jake.

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You know the right napkin.
Is it this one?

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With that crimping? No way.

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- Oh, my God, what did I just do?
- You listened to your gut!

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Yes! I have a gut! My groom gut!

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Every groom has one.
You just had to find yours.

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Okay, I can do this.
Uh, this one's too big.

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This is too scratchy.
This one is shedding.

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This one's too rustic.
Am I using that term right?

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Yes, you're doing it! It is too rustic!

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This one. Classy, but very absorbent.

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Simple, and it won't clash
with our color scheme.

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It's perfect! We'll take it!

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- Groom gut!
- Groom gut!

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Did you hear anything from Olivia?

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She's not gonna step down,
and neither am I.

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- We're at an impasse.
- Okay.

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Well, Gina and I have been
discussing the situation

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and we think we know
what you need to do.

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- Oh? What is that?
- Whisper campaign.

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It's the best way to bring down an enemy

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if you don't wanna get your hands dirty.

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How do you think I stole
the cheese club presidency

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- away from Bruce?
- Whisper.

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I heard he thought
camembert was goat cheese.

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And how do you think I got Janet

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and her horrible daughter
Dakota to drop out

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- of baby bongos class?
- Whispers.

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I heard Dakota has
foot in mouth disease.

249
00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:07,204
Sir, you have to give us
permission to do this.

250
00:08:07,239 --> 00:08:08,639
Weaponize our sweet little mouths.

251
00:08:08,674 --> 00:08:10,648
Ugh, how are we on
the same side of this?

252
00:08:10,684 --> 00:08:12,751
This is not a strategy
I'd normally entertain,

253
00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:15,245
however, challenging Olivia publicly

254
00:08:15,281 --> 00:08:18,048
is out of the question, so...
what do you have in mind?

255
00:08:18,305 --> 00:08:19,950
- Whispers.
- Yes, I know,

256
00:08:19,985 --> 00:08:21,285
but what specifically are the words

257
00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,653
that you would be whispering?

258
00:08:22,688 --> 00:08:24,354
She lied on her resume.

259
00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:26,957
- She's a shoplifter.
- She planted evidence.

260
00:08:26,992 --> 00:08:30,427
- She seduced a priest.
- She pads her stats.

261
00:08:30,463 --> 00:08:32,362
She's sort of stanky, I heard.

262
00:08:32,398 --> 00:08:34,364
No, no. I wanna be commissioner

263
00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:38,202
of the NYPD, but I want
to achieve it honorably.

264
00:08:38,237 --> 00:08:39,269
There has to be another way.

265
00:08:39,305 --> 00:08:40,504
There isn't.

266
00:08:40,539 --> 00:08:42,581
Whispers.

267
00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:46,138
So Louise Mindar is
right over there, officers.

268
00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:47,440
Oh, please don't call us that.

269
00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:49,346
- We're undercover.
- Yeah, we're pretending

270
00:08:49,381 --> 00:08:50,681
we like old people
and don't think they're gross.

271
00:08:50,716 --> 00:08:52,216
Some of us aren't pretending.

272
00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:54,551
I think the elderly
are treasured to society.

273
00:08:54,587 --> 00:08:57,187
Actually, from experience,
she is more right.

274
00:08:57,223 --> 00:08:58,455
You definitely shouldn't
be working here,

275
00:08:58,491 --> 00:09:00,260
but thank you for your help.

276
00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:04,279
All right, Rosa, time for
some senior seduction.

277
00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:10,134
Hello, Mrs. Mindar.
We're from Sunset for Seniors,

278
00:09:10,169 --> 00:09:11,602
and we're here to brighten your day.

279
00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:14,217
- Where's my regular girl?
- Oh, she's sick.

280
00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,719
Appendicitis.

281
00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,373
Oh, Frank's niece just had that.

282
00:09:17,409 --> 00:09:19,376
- Hi, I'm Eunice.
- Hi, Eunice.

283
00:09:19,411 --> 00:09:21,011
- We're talking to Louise.
- Oh...

284
00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:23,247
So, I have a really fun
activity for today.

285
00:09:23,282 --> 00:09:25,024
- We are going to...
- You know what?

286
00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,427
I was wrong. Frank's niece
had a botched uterus.

287
00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:29,162
Thank you for that visual, Eunice.

288
00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:31,131
I thought we could do
an oral history project

289
00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:33,411
on your family. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

290
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,825
Oh, I guess so.

291
00:09:34,861 --> 00:09:37,194
Well, I was born during the Depression,

292
00:09:37,229 --> 00:09:40,063
and I had to sleep in a dresser
drawer till I was three.

293
00:09:40,099 --> 00:09:41,565
Yeah, this is more of a recent history.

294
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,400
Like, in the last week or so,
have you had any visits

295
00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:45,569
- from family?
- I don't have any relatives,

296
00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:47,137
except for my grandson,

297
00:09:47,173 --> 00:09:49,039
who I haven't seen in seven years.

298
00:09:49,074 --> 00:09:51,375
Thank you for reminding me of that.

299
00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:52,743
Yeah, we all have family problems.

300
00:09:52,778 --> 00:09:54,378
The question is, are you
going to see him soon?

301
00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:56,747
How do I know? He never calls me.

302
00:09:56,782 --> 00:09:57,796
My turn.

303
00:09:57,832 --> 00:09:58,864
I was born in the Depression too,

304
00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,867
but we were extremely rich.

305
00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:03,353
- We had a chambermaid.
- Not now, Eunice.

306
00:10:03,389 --> 00:10:05,656
Okay, so we are way behind.

307
00:10:05,691 --> 00:10:07,591
Picking out napkins took up
a shockingly large part

308
00:10:07,626 --> 00:10:09,393
of the day, which is funny,
because in my regular life,

309
00:10:09,428 --> 00:10:11,328
- I don't use napkins ever.
- That's gross,

310
00:10:11,363 --> 00:10:14,264
but the good news is,
your groom gut is all fired up.

311
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,366
She sure is, and she's hungry for tasks.

312
00:10:16,402 --> 00:10:18,135
- Your groom gut is a woman?
- Yeah, why?

313
00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,003
- I think it's really cool.
- Oh, thanks!

314
00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:21,405
All right, let's crush this list.

315
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,773
Calla lilies? Do you think I'm planning

316
00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:25,270
a funeral? I want dahlias.

317
00:10:25,778 --> 00:10:28,078
No, no, no. Brown sprinkles

318
00:10:28,113 --> 00:10:29,413
at the ice cream bar?

319
00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:30,447
Do you think I'm planning a funeral?

320
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:31,870
Give me rainbow!

321
00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:33,205
Mini lamb shanks?

322
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,507
Do you think I'm planning a funeral?

323
00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:37,157
Swap 'em out for some tiny tuna tacos.

324
00:10:38,157 --> 00:10:39,690
Why do you keep saying
the funeral thing?

325
00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:41,358
Because my groom gut has a catchphrase.

326
00:10:41,393 --> 00:10:42,693
Doy.

327
00:10:42,728 --> 00:10:44,494
Hey, Sarge, look at this!

328
00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:46,396
I cleared all my alarms. We're amazing!

329
00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:48,098
Should we start a business
where we just become

330
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,033
professional choosers?
We could call it...

331
00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:51,635
- "Pro-Choice Industries."
- Jake?

332
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,239
You're right, that name
is needlessly political,

333
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,584
but the business idea is solid.

334
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,553
No, I'm not talking about that.
All those decisions you made?

335
00:10:57,589 --> 00:10:59,255
You are way over budget.

336
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,829
Oh, no. My groom gut is a fancy bitch.

337
00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:05,315
Well, our only lead turned to crap.

338
00:11:05,351 --> 00:11:07,517
Let me go back in there.
I just need a little more time

339
00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:09,353
with Louise. Did you see Eunice?

340
00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:10,654
She was practically humping my leg.

341
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:13,290
No, dude, it's over. We lost Sergio.

342
00:11:13,325 --> 00:11:15,292
Oh, God, I just wanna crush something.

343
00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:17,661
- Look, we will find him.
- No, we won't.

344
00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:19,529
I thought I was a better cop
than I was seven years ago,

345
00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:21,265
but I'm not. I'm still the same loser

346
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,875
who lost him back then. Stupid loser!

347
00:11:25,237 --> 00:11:26,803
That's very wasteful.

348
00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:29,809
Thank you for your wisdom.
Greatest generation.

349
00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:32,078
Look, you didn't lose him back then.

350
00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:33,810
Yes, I did. I had him cornered

351
00:11:33,846 --> 00:11:35,078
- and I lost him.
- No.

352
00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:36,092
I lost him.

353
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,361
I'm the one who let him
get away the first time.

354
00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:40,550
- What?
- When we had him cornered

355
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:42,386
in that warehouse,
you told me to cover the back.

356
00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:44,788
I thought I heard something on
the roof and I left my post.

357
00:11:44,823 --> 00:11:46,523
You always wondered how he got away?

358
00:11:46,558 --> 00:11:48,822
I let him. It was my fault.

359
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:53,163
- And I never told you.
- Seriously?

360
00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:55,465
Hey, Louise Mindar has
been signed out of the building

361
00:11:55,501 --> 00:11:57,834
for a therapy appointment,
but she doesn't do therapy

362
00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:00,103
and hasn't left the premises in years.

363
00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:01,738
Oh, my God, she must
be going to see Sergio.

364
00:12:01,774 --> 00:12:03,440
- Maybe.
- Definitely!

365
00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:06,176
Rosa, we have a lead!
We finally have a lead!

366
00:12:06,211 --> 00:12:07,611
Whatever. I'm not talking to you.

367
00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:08,894
Let's go.

368
00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:11,782
That seems like a good thing.
Why isn't she happier?

369
00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,384
There's a lot going on
that I can't explain, Ezra!

370
00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,786
But thank you.
Seriously, you saved the day.

371
00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:27,795
Look at us.

372
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,108
Following an old lady,

373
00:12:29,144 --> 00:12:30,895
about to catch our white whale.

374
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:34,268
Ah, just another exciting day
for the sleuth sisters.

375
00:12:34,507 --> 00:12:36,341
That's a name I just came up with.

376
00:12:36,377 --> 00:12:38,156
If you like it, stay silent.

377
00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:40,741
Good, I like it too.
That's our name forever.

378
00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:42,410
Oh, that's weird.

379
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,245
The nursing home's calling me. Hello?

380
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,780
<i>Hello, this is Eunice,</i>

381
00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,582
the lady from the home
with the chambermaid.

382
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:49,584
- Yes.
- I mentioned Frank's niece's

383
00:12:49,619 --> 00:12:52,186
- botched uterus.
- We know who you are, Eunice.

384
00:12:52,222 --> 00:12:54,388
- What can I help you with?
<i>- You said to call you</i>

385
00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,390
- if I saw anything peculiar.
<i>- Mm-hmm?</i>

386
00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:58,559
There's a very strange man
in Louise's room,

387
00:12:58,595 --> 00:13:00,394
digging around while she's away.

388
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:02,497
<i>- Isn't that peculiar?</i>
- Can I put you on hold?

389
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,622
<i>Is there music?</i>

390
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,225
<i>I love the mu...</i>

391
00:13:05,261 --> 00:13:06,494
I bet that's Sergio.

392
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,130
I bet he set up this whole Louise thing

393
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,665
as a distraction to get us
out of the nursing home

394
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,367
because that's where he stashed his cash

395
00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:12,668
before he went to Paraguay.

396
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,537
Damn it, I wish there
was some way to know

397
00:13:14,677 --> 00:13:16,644
if that peculiar man was Sergio.

398
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,513
Eunice, what did the man smell like?

399
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,981
Like an English garden.

400
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,852
Okay, I have a plan
to get us back on budget.

401
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,388
I got my groom gut to agree
to a more basic wine package.

402
00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:29,994
Basic meaning simple,
or basic meaning "basic"?

403
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,496
Basic meaning "basic," Terry.

404
00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:33,298
We're drinking the wine with
the foot on the label,

405
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,901
but it's a huge savings
and we can make up the rest

406
00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:36,720
if we just assemble
the gift bags ourselves.

407
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,322
Okay, we can do that.

408
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:39,590
How much work can that possibly be?

409
00:13:39,626 --> 00:13:41,359
Here are Amy's instructions.

410
00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:43,471
"Place eight Jordan almonds...
two pink, two blue,

411
00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:45,206
"two white, and two purple...
at the center

412
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,575
"of the organza square.
Draw the corners to a point

413
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,010
"and use the two-centimeter ribbon

414
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,012
to cinch into a mini-bag." Good lord.

415
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,915
- That doesn't sound so bad.
- That's step one... of 38.

416
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,997
We don't have time for that!
We need help.

417
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,432
- We need to hire a team.
- I know,

418
00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:59,135
but there's no money in the budget.

419
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,289
Unless... maybe we could find people

420
00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:03,229
that were willing to work
for something other than money.

421
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,993
Hey, Hitchcock and Scully!
How would you two like

422
00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:08,432
to earn some candy almonds?

423
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,565
You got our attention.

424
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,866
- Water bottle.
- Nut assortment.

425
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:13,467
- Local jam.
- Jake and Amy cookie.

426
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:15,269
- Cone of pretzels.
- Jordan almonds, and...

427
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:16,504
Aspirin for the morning after.

428
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,806
- Cake pops.
- And cinch and...

429
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,274
- Done.
- Blink.

430
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,709
- Mmm.
- Block.

431
00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:23,711
Sir, Olivia Crawford is on her way up.

432
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:24,838
I know. I invited her.

433
00:14:24,874 --> 00:14:26,374
Did you change your mind
about the whispering?

434
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:27,899
'Cause we came up with some dandies.

435
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,202
I heard she's a day drinker.

436
00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:31,737
I heard she doesn't like me.

437
00:14:31,888 --> 00:14:33,621
I actually did hear that.
Officer Thomas told me.

438
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,356
I told you I wouldn't be doing that.

439
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:36,591
I've come up with a different plan

440
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,059
- and I've implemented it.
- Raymond.

441
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,105
Hello.

442
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:42,445
- You have goop in your eye.
- No, I don't.

443
00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:44,065
I rinsed my eyes before you arrived.

444
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,357
Fine. What's this about?

445
00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:47,401
I wanted to let you know
that I've thought it over,

446
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,637
and I've been acting selfishly.

447
00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:51,839
I wasn't considering
what's best for this city.

448
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,774
That's why, before you got here,

449
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,676
I sent a letter withdrawing my name

450
00:14:55,712 --> 00:14:56,978
- from the commissioners race.
- What?

451
00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:58,613
- No!
- You're young and smart

452
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,847
and progressive
and a hell of a lot better

453
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,449
than John Kelly. I've been waiting

454
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,917
my entire career for
a commissioner like you.

455
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:04,752
- Captain...
- If I have to be

456
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:05,987
the bigger person to open
the doors to change, then...

457
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:07,588
I also felt bad.

458
00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:08,923
And I also sent in a letter

459
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,791
withdrawing my name from contention.

460
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,280
We just made John Kelly commissioner.

461
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,282
Not if we get those letters
back before anyone reads them.

462
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,968
- Are you too old to run?
- Are you too inexperienced

463
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,371
to know that power-walking
is a far more efficient

464
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:24,639
and sustainable method of hurrying?

465
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,673
Burn.

466
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,711
Wow!

467
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,513
We're actually gonna get these gift bags

468
00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,582
to the venue before they close.
Thank you, Terry.

469
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,673
Don't thank me.

470
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:37,183
Hitchcock and Scully
did more than I did.

471
00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:38,630
Yeah, but you had to hold
your hand near their mouth

472
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:39,770
when you fed them those almonds.

473
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,055
And that's scary.
We're like snapping turtles.

474
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,691
Exactly. All right, let's get going.

475
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,026
Those chocolates are gonna melt.

476
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:46,627
Oop. Open up.

477
00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:48,129
- I gave you the keys.
- Oh, right.

478
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,097
Um... oh, no. Where did I put them?

479
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,999
Let's see. I had them in my left hand,

480
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,467
and then I went to open the trunk,

481
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:54,935
so I switched to my right hand.

482
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,637
Oh, but then I had to sneeze,
and I thought,

483
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:57,972
"I don't want to sneeze on these keys."

484
00:15:58,007 --> 00:15:59,940
Dr. Seuss. Not really, but should be.

485
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:03,077
"Do not sneeze on my keys.
Do not wheeze on my keys.

486
00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:06,747
Do not sneeze on your knees
on my keys, if you please."

487
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,582
Jake, could you please move
along on this thought journey?

488
00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:09,850
Yeah, right, sorry.
Okay, so then I put them

489
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,190
on top of a plastic tub, which is...

490
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,951
locked inside the car.

491
00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:16,858
The keys are locked inside the car!

492
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,688
Why?

493
00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:22,809
- He's gone.
- Look at the vent.

494
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,932
We were right.
He came back for the cash.

495
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,134
Hi, it's Eunice,
the lady with the chambermaid.

496
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,669
Yes, Eunice, we know who you are.

497
00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,071
That man is in the hall right now.

498
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,672
- What?
- Ooh.

499
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:32,973
He's heading for the back exit!

500
00:16:36,012 --> 00:16:37,326
Look! There's Sergio.

501
00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:38,862
Damn it! He's getting away again.

502
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,498
Not this time, partner.
See you on the ground.

503
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:43,301
- What?
- You're mine, Sergio!

504
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,836
Ow!

505
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,954
Did he get away?

506
00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:50,725
Yes. Very easily.

507
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,338
What the hell were you thinking?

508
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,124
You're lucky you just
dislocated your knee.

509
00:16:58,187 --> 00:16:59,128
How do you know it's dislocated?

510
00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:00,522
I went to med school for three years.

511
00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:01,898
- You did? When?
- That's not the point!

512
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:02,899
Why did you jump off the building?

513
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,167
I was trying to make up

514
00:17:04,202 --> 00:17:05,568
for letting him get away
seven years ago.

515
00:17:05,603 --> 00:17:06,836
What? I don't care about that.

516
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:08,538
You had an instinct. You followed it

517
00:17:08,573 --> 00:17:10,466
and you were wrong.
That happens to everybody.

518
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,123
I care that you lied to me.

519
00:17:12,159 --> 00:17:13,210
It's just...

520
00:17:13,927 --> 00:17:16,027
we didn't know each
other well back then,

521
00:17:16,063 --> 00:17:19,064
and, to be honest, when I
first got to the Nine-Nine,

522
00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:21,233
I was a little intimidated by you.

523
00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:22,591
Good. Go on.

524
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,202
And then it got more and more
awkward to bring up,

525
00:17:24,238 --> 00:17:26,071
so... I never did.

526
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:27,906
I just hoped that we'd
catch him eventually

527
00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:31,272
and you'd never be tipped off
to the fact that I let him go.

528
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:34,249
Oh!

529
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:35,584
What are you doing
with your face and your voice?

530
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,148
I had an epiphany
and I got real excited.

531
00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:39,851
I moved my knee
and now I hurt a-real bad.

532
00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:40,986
Okay, breathe through the pain

533
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:41,987
and tell me what you figured out.

534
00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:42,982
Someone tipped off Sergio

535
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,484
that the cops were visiting
his grandmother,

536
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,047
and there was only one person
that knew we were cops.

537
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,859
That nurse who hates old people, Ezra.

538
00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:49,651
Of course. Never leave
your money unprotected.

539
00:17:49,687 --> 00:17:51,275
That's the first thing
I learned in business school.

540
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,920
You also went to business school?

541
00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:54,898
Yeah, and I also have
a pilot's license. Whatever.

542
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,366
Point is, now we have a link to Sergio,

543
00:17:56,402 --> 00:17:58,001
- so let's go get him.
- So we're good?

544
00:17:58,272 --> 00:17:59,843
You're not mad at me anymore?

545
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,773
No. You're about to be

546
00:18:01,809 --> 00:18:03,008
- real mad at me.
- For what?

547
00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:04,142
'Cause I'm gonna reset your knee.

548
00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:05,223
- Look at the bunny.
- Huh?

549
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,879
I called the locksmith.

550
00:18:07,915 --> 00:18:09,915
He said an hour.
That means two hours minimum.

551
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:11,650
We can't wait that long.
Our little cookie faces

552
00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:12,784
are already melting.

553
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:13,979
We look like a couple of Slimers.

554
00:18:14,015 --> 00:18:15,948
Yeah, those cookies
are definitely ruined.

555
00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:18,852
- I'll take them off your hands.
- You're a good person, Scully.

556
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,154
This is crazy.

557
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,823
Why don't you have a backup key, Terry?

558
00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:24,162
The dealer tried charging me
an extra $300 for it.

559
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:25,597
I told him I didn't want it

560
00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:28,033
because Terry never loses his key.

561
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:30,068
Yeah, but Jake does.
You always have to plan

562
00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,903
around me. I'm a part of your life.

563
00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:33,238
All right, look.
We only have one option left.

564
00:18:33,273 --> 00:18:35,192
You're gonna have to pick up the car
and carry it to the venue.

565
00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:36,494
Well, how will we get the bags out?

566
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,096
Is that seriously your only problem

567
00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:39,498
- with what I just said?
- Pretty much.

568
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:41,712
This was a test. These tasks were a way

569
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:42,981
for me to prove I was gonna
be a good husband,

570
00:18:43,016 --> 00:18:44,379
- and I failed!
- Jake,

571
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,283
being a good husband doesn't
mean you have to pass some test

572
00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,854
or do everything right.
Do you have any idea

573
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,356
how often I mess things up?

574
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,747
- So you're a bad husband too?
- No.

575
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,416
Definitely not.
You're cutting in too soon

576
00:18:54,452 --> 00:18:55,667
- before the point.
- Sorry.

577
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:58,830
Look, being a good husband
is about caring enough to try.

578
00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:00,232
This whole day, you've been doing

579
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,634
everything possible to
make sure Amy was happy.

580
00:19:02,669 --> 00:19:04,336
You keep doing that, you gonna be okay,

581
00:19:04,371 --> 00:19:06,240
even if you make some mistakes.

582
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:07,565
You're right.

583
00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:10,008
Thanks, Terry.

584
00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:11,943
Hiyah!

585
00:19:11,979 --> 00:19:13,979
What the hell? My van!

586
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:16,293
- What are you doing?
- Whatever it takes to make Amy happy.

587
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,426
You told me to do this.
Now, let's get these gift bags

588
00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:19,798
to the venue!

589
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,787
Oh, my God! Why did you do that?

590
00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:25,023
Because I care! Oh, I feel so good.

591
00:19:25,058 --> 00:19:26,691
Why'd you break a second window, fool?

592
00:19:26,727 --> 00:19:29,060
You know, you're really stepping
on my moment here, Terry.

593
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:30,362
I love Amy Santiago!

594
00:19:30,397 --> 00:19:32,518
We're gonna take each other's names!

595
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,586
Let's go!

596
00:19:33,622 --> 00:19:34,937
_

597
00:19:40,274 --> 00:19:42,374
- Boyle, watch the door.
- Watch the door.

598
00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:45,310
That's the job they always give
the coolest guy in the heist.

599
00:19:45,345 --> 00:19:47,279
Everyone else, dig in.
We're looking for any letter

600
00:19:47,314 --> 00:19:49,065
addressed to Deputy
Commissioner Stevenson.

601
00:19:49,101 --> 00:19:50,433
Are we even sure they're here?

602
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:52,283
I messengered mine over.
There are only three

603
00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,662
building-wide distributions a day.

604
00:19:53,698 --> 00:19:54,864
The next one isn't until 6:00 p.m.,

605
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,133
so we still have 22 minutes.

606
00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:58,657
What are we looking for?
Can you describe the envelope?

607
00:19:58,692 --> 00:20:00,358
It was a white number ten.
It's the same kind you use

608
00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:01,817
to send fan mail to yourself.

609
00:20:01,853 --> 00:20:04,220
I've never done that,
but I do know what envelopes

610
00:20:04,256 --> 00:20:07,020
my fans use, so that's very helpful.

611
00:20:07,218 --> 00:20:08,617
Is this it?

612
00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:10,969
Yes! Well done, Olivia.

613
00:20:11,004 --> 00:20:12,304
Okay, tear that up,

614
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:14,272
and now we just have
to find your letter.

615
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,207
What are the dimensions
of your envelope?

616
00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:17,409
Zero by zero.

617
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:21,112
It's too late for me.

618
00:20:21,148 --> 00:20:22,380
I withdrew from the race by e-mail.

619
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,049
- What?
- Yes, I used e-mail,

620
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,217
because I'm not a million years old.

621
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:28,253
Listen, the only reason why
I even made it this far

622
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:30,889
is because you stood up for me
with the selection committee.

623
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,924
I came here to make sure
that at least one of us

624
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,961
stays in the running.
Someone has to beat John Kelly.

625
00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:37,915
So you better get that damn job.

626
00:20:38,714 --> 00:20:40,835
'Cause I'm excited to have you
as my commissioner.

627
00:20:42,926 --> 00:20:44,094
Thank you, Olivia.

628
00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:46,639
And I'll be excited for you
to be commissioner after me.

629
00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:48,139
That'll probably be
in a matter of months,

630
00:20:48,175 --> 00:20:50,291
once you die from old age.

631
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:51,635
Go get 'em, Grandpa.

632
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:56,709
Nurse Ezra, hey. Do you have a minute?

633
00:20:56,745 --> 00:20:58,578
I'm actually kind of busy right now.

634
00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:01,248
Right, harboring a fugitive.
Should I come back, or...

635
00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:02,950
he's here and on the move!

636
00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:13,740
All right, Sergio.

637
00:21:13,776 --> 00:21:15,433
We've been waiting seven
years to say this.

638
00:21:15,469 --> 00:21:17,469
Sergio Mindar, you're under arrest.

639
00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:21,039
That's Y-O-U, apostrophe, R-E.

640
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:22,276
I can't believe you caught me.

641
00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:24,646
Well, believe it. We're an amazing team.

642
00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:27,612
- We're the sleuth sisters.
- Damn straight, we are.

643
00:21:31,952 --> 00:21:34,386
- Lame.
- Stay out of it, Sergio!

644
00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:40,438
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